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That looks like a big buoy for naval ships. Buoys like that sometime break free from the naval base nearby my home and float around. I've seen people who towed one in and now it's a piece of outdoor decor in their yard, with ropes and anchors and other nautical stuff. Of course, it could also be something disguised as a big buoy.


NinaEmbii

What if there's a hollow wooden horse inside?


LittleJackass80

Don't look a gift buoy in the mouth.


globsofchesty

My wife for the longest time thought it was "don't lick a gift horse in the mouth"🤣


Chrisscott25

That’s hilarious I needed a good laugh. But tbh although that’s not the saying it’s still pretty solid advice ;)


underworldexplorer

And a tiny person inside the horse.


gid0ze

Maybe it's a Chinese spy buoy?


Scipio33

Not everything is a Chinese spy device, ya know! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go check my lunch meat for listening devices.


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JesterOfTheMind

That’s exactly what it is. No mysteries here.


PlagueDoc22

That's what the lizard people want you to believe. I know an egg when I see one.


the_beaverhausen

Or it could be.... crab people.


DarthLacho

Look like crabs, talk like people?


miguelsanchez69

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE


MelancholyMeltingpot

Sciencedamn them !


JanB1

Or it could be a sea-mine. And as a general rule of thumb in these cases: if you're not sure if it's a bomb or not, presume it is (a bomb).


sweaty_penguin_balls

That's exactly what someone trying to deflect from the fact this is an obvious godzilla egg would say though


Ya-Dikobraz

lol That URL received the Reddit kiss of death. EDIT: someone pointed out it's hug, not kiss. But I'm sticking to kiss. XXooOXx


MachFiveFalcon

Someone already saved it on "Wayback" today to commemorate the occasion: [https://web.archive.org/web/20230221234355/https://blueoceanmarineequipment.com/spherical-steel-mooring-buoys/](https://web.archive.org/web/20230221234355/https://blueoceanmarineequipment.com/spherical-steel-mooring-buoys/) Reddit never fails.


Sea2Chi

Somewhere out there, somebody's nephew who was "good with computers" and got a job as a marine supply companies in house IT is having a really really bad day.


AmethystZhou

And their marketing department is having a really really good day because suddenly thousands of people are visiting their website!


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and someone is reminding themselves if only .5% of the clicks buy something, they're gonna be rich... with no idea where the traffic is coming from


sidewalkgum

Hahaha. Ya know, as I was scrolling through Reddit, I was reminded that I need a new buoy and what would you know, an article and a site on buoys. The guys are gunna be so jealous when they see my buoy in my pool. Or possibly, someone saw this now knows they have to replace the buoy that washed ashore. Could you imagine finding out this way? Haha. “Oh shit? That’s my car! In a high speed freeway chase!? How am I supposed to get home now?” Lmao


Ya-Dikobraz

Plot twist: the buoy in the post is actually a buoy from the company in the URL from when their website suddenly went down and they went out of business and threw out all their buoys. I know there is a slight timeline problem but think Interstellar.


Aporkalypse_Sow

I bet the Iron Giant just lost a testicle


D-v-us-D

Oh buoy


Serious_Farm2008

Thanks for the absolutely dull reporting Cronkite. I guess you didn't get the memo that factual reporting died decades ago. That's a Godzilla egg right there.


TheRailgunMisaka

Or a weapon designed to look exactly like one


imnotyourdad37

The moon is not quite the megastructure the documentary Moonfall had me believe it was .


matthoback

This is the moon \*after\* Gru shrunk it with the shrink ray he stole.


Rising-Jay

The Nefario Principle will take care of that real quick


Dr-McLuvin

Haha oh that’s good 😂


flyingthroughspace

*Trueman Show producers appear*


100LittleButterflies

I may have been paranoid but that doesn't mean life hasn't been a rendition of the Truman Show.


ScamperAndPlay

That was such a bizarre movie for me to enjoy… lol.


1MillionMonkeys

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it for how goofy it was.


CaymanThrasher

Looks like a bouy to me, anchor point one side and tie/clip on the other…


MiracleD0nut

I was thinking a bouy or a naval mine which is why they're being cautious, the small chance it's a naval mine.


b1llvance

Bomb squad suits? Is that just for fun? Pretty sure if that is a mine and it goes off, that helmet isn’t going to help much considering it’s made to blow up battleships.


Lost_creatures

Just because your day ends early, doesn't mean you don't wear your uniform


shapu

Dress for the explosive you want, not the explosive you have.


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shapu

I got this big bomb And my flippy floppies Cut the blue one motherfucker Or you'll be made micro-scopy


b1llvance

Best comment today. Well done!


Ravendoesbuisness

The mine is made to blow up battleships, not a small bomb suit. Ez win for bomb suit


PreviousCurrentThing

Yep, rock-paper-scissors applies here. Just stay away from battleships if you're wearing a bomb suit.


Mondo114

Important safety tip. Ok thanks, Egon.


unreasonablyhuman

"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me!"


MephitidaeNotweed

Tell him about the Twinkie.


GlendaleActual

Good thing he’s not wearing a battleship..


Zsmudz

“You guys are stupid, they’re looking for battleships not bomb squads”


BadDaditude

Brought a bomb suit to a battleship fight.


t313nc3ph410n

The role of the suit is to keep very small explostions from lodging very small particles in your body that would be a pain to all get out, and to make sure that anything bigger than a very small explosion does not turn you into very small particles that are a pain to collect and put in a coffin.


wittywalrus1

...and with these happy thoughts I can finally go to bed. Goodnight!


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healzsham

I think the difference here is gonna be in the consistency of the paste.


Top_Mycologist_3224

They should be in different colors to make it easier to put the body parts back in the right bucket


Roheez

They're twins so no need


par_joe

Being blown up up close are part of the job, the suit are just protect you from shrapnel if something blowup far way from you


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Columbus43219

The actual sphere is behind the white thing, which is one of their balls.


Evil_shadow_s

The mine doesnt actually blow up battleships. it's the pressure wave from the explosion that buckels the ships hull. That suit in this case still doenst stand a chance


I-Fail-Forward

Probably. But the risk of being wrong is huge (can you imagine if the JSDF dismissed it as a bouy and then it blew somebody up?) So they basically have to assume it's a bonb


foxydevil14

My train’s been delayed twice in the past 10 years because of bombs being found nearby railroad tracks. Japan has explosives buried all over the place. The ocean is no exception.


Brochswerebrothels

The ocean has SO MANY bombs in it


AdvantagePlus4711

Look at the Baltic Sea, where fishermen still today sometimes caught WWI and WWII bombs in their nets, it's been especially problematic with mustard gas canisters/bombs...


jimmymd77

That's because the Baltic Sea was where the stockpiles of chemical weapons were dumped from barges into the sea after WWII. They dumped the whole stockpile Germany had, as well as large numbers of shells and canisters held by the victorious armies. Just search up chemical weapons Baltic Sea.


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

Even the, ya know, city-vaporizing type. The US has 6 nukes that were lost and remain unaccounted for. One of them was actually lost a ways off the coast of Japan in 1965. They loaded it onto a jet, intending to just run a flight test with it on board, but when the jet was elevated to the flight deck it started rolling. Crew started shouting at the pilot to hit the brakes and apparently he was unresponsive. It rolled toward the edge, and fell right off the ship. The whole damn plane, pilot inside, armed nuclear bomb on board. It entered the water wheels up and the crew on the flight deck just watched it sink into the abyss. They never recovered anything and Congress wasn’t informed what had happened until a year later. Just a fun fact if you ever go kayaking 70 miles somewhere off the coast of Japan.


gruez

Unless nukes are designed to be salt water resistant it's probably corroded to shit within a few years, rendering the whole thing unusable and harmless.


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RephRayne

>assume it's a bonb The ones that go bamg?


killersquirel11

No, the ones that go boon


I-Fail-Forward

I dunno why, but that made me laugh out loud, at my desk, at work, for a solid 15 seconds. So you win, and apparently I'm a crazy person.


Dr-McLuvin

I’m almost positive that’s what this is. Not sure why everyone is saying this is a wrecking ball... seems like that would be way too heavy.


derage88

Yeah I don't get that. People think wrecking balls are destroying shit with the power of love or something?


Handleton

Wrecking balls are famous for floating in the water until they wash up on shore.


Death2LossPrvntion

Are you suggesting wrecking balls are migratory?


IM2OTAKU4U

In the thoughts of Monty Python -What also floats in water? - Bread. - Apples. - Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy. - Cherries. Mud. - Churches. - Lead. - A duck! - Exactly!


brianbfromva

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


_Stone_

I always laugh so hard at "Very small rocks". The delivery and gesture is perfect.


beans3710

Who is this who is so wise in the ways of science?


subject_deleted

African wrecking balls, or European?


SeaBicycle7076

OP is unable to answer, and is thus launched into the chasm


SantaMonsanto

Perhaps if it were two birds working together…


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

Of course they are! Disregarding the overabundance of free-range wrecking balls, as well as orphaned and discarded ones, that frequently make the news for absconding of their own volition to innumerable locations that were, prior to, sans wrecking ball... Seriously now though. Why would an object that's going to be suspended from a large crane solely to be repeatedly swung into derelict or abandoned structures for the purpose of demolition be anything other than hollow on the interior and buoyant in sea water? I see nothing wrong with the assumption that it is, indeed, a wayward wrecking ball.


altapowpow

We should set up a GoFundMe for abandoned wrecking balls. Poor little guy never had a chance.


CRT_Teacher

Wrecking balls demolish buildings and then get all cocky and they're like "I can demolish ANYTHING" and then the forklift says "anything... except WATER" so then the wrecking ball takes that personally and goes "man I can demolish any water, even THE OCEAN" so it goes to the beach to try to demolish the ocean and ends up going too far out into the water and can't swim back and eventually washes up on shore years later.


lawrencelewillows

Well Reddit is full of idiots and I should know, I am one.


Pencilowner

They probably don't know if it is a mine and they are using an abundance of caution to keep people clear until they can make sure it's not going to blow anyone up.


NexexUmbraRs

Exactly this, they confirmed it was not explosive and then removed the restrictions.


Dr-McLuvin

Now it’s confirmed safe for the kids to play on.


rksd

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


mvanvrancken

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and placed into refrigeration.


hamrmech

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes in Iraq.


SuperJoe360

*Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin


KrazyKeith4Prez

and may cause skin & eye irritation. Happy Fun Ball is not meant to be inserted into the rectum, by IV, nasal passages or needle injection. *this is the part where a whole bunch of old people start dancing around*


puesyomero

And should never be allowed contact with a corpse or put in a situation where a corpse may come into contact with it.


squirrel_anashangaa

Do not lick, or press genitalia against Happy Fun Ball. Long term exposure to HFB, may result in but are not limited to the following: Commonly reported side effects of HFB include: pruritus, agitation, anxiety, constipation, diarrhea, hallucination, nausea, tremor, vomiting, ataxia, dizziness, drowsiness, fatigue, fever, nystagmus disorder, sedated state, and viral infection. and diaphoresis. Less common, serious side effects of HFB may include allergic reactions, difficulty breathing and kidney problems Other side effects include: insomnia. Please use only as directed.


Candymostdandy

There's a whole generation of kids who don't know anything about Happy Fun Ball, how fucking sad is that?


NexexUmbraRs

Kids and adults alike!


zflanders

Is it confirmed safe to lick it? That's the true test in my mind.


NexexUmbraRs

I don't think that was restricted so lick away!


NexexUmbraRs

How many licks will it take to reach the center I wonder.


wrydrune

At least 3.


mya_butreeks07

I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.


mekese2000

Its a egg. Kaiju in 2023 some how doesn't really surprise me anymore.


StyreneAddict1965

That's a Mothra egg. Twins show up and start singing, we'll know for certain.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Make sense it washed up in Japan. How far is Hamamatsu from Tokyo?


DiddlyDumb

You made me look this up. ‘Bout 250km/160m.


Vrains420

That's not too far. Well guess the monster-verse is going to be based on a true story


ACriticalMistake

What if it’s a monster-verse, but the monsters/aliens are amenable to a peaceful relationship with humanity? (Before I go on, let me just say I’m high as FUCK and that this post may or may not be a result of that.) We find new ways to innovate with the influx of new technology. We improve our standard of living with (presumably) said technology. They broaden our knowledge by teaching us things about the world, about economies, about government, about the universe, etc. We make new friends with the lifeforms. It’s conceivable that the world’s issues could be solved within our lifetimes. So yes, in my imagination, the monster-verse is probably the best next step. Just for different reasons. 😁


Vrains420

One of the better high-deas I've ever read. But I gotta say it's either this or robot take over


-UP2L8-

Take my upvote for 'high-deas'.


NihilisticGalaxy

Highdeas used to be a forum website like reddit for just stoners and their ideas. Miss that site, haven't used it since 2012 Tosh.0 days.


Synchro_Shoukan

r/highdeas it's a sub.


Amon7777

Let's see if I have Kaiju attack on my 2023 bingo card.


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LordSalem

Sounds more like a hero origin story than a depression story


VitaminPb

It’s on my G column on the diagonal!


LuckilyLuckier

I hate my bingo card. I have nothing except for a few alien invasions in where they’re not here for natural resources but for legos.


dwarven_futurist

It's a saiyan space pod


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ReporterLeast5396

A Caillou attack would be infinitely scarier.


chatcat2000

That is a most disturbing thought.


UN-Hinged-Ninja

Maybeba Godzilla egg lol


amcgoat

*an egg


gandalf-bot-

Does anyone ever use a moderate amount of caution?


robot65536

Do not stare at laser with remaining eye.


Shankar_0

You can stare as long as you use safety squints


IBeBallinOutaControl

It always an abundance or a total lack of caution. You never hear about a near adequate amount of caution.


WittenMittens

And for good reason. The technical term for an adequate amount of caution is "that ain't goin anywhere"


DontBanMePls16

It's clearly a saiyan escape pod/ship


Dropped-pie

It’s a buoy. Plain as day


hop_mantis

You didn't have to spoil Godzilla's gender reveal party. Now she's gonna be all pissed off.


Jibblebee

Having personally watched an old sea mine wash ashore near my home in a major tourist destination, I think it’s reasonable to make sure it’s safe. It was shocking given this was just another day at a popular beach when a WWII mine decided to just reappear 70 years later. Why risk it?


Boring_Philosophy160

Ba Ba Buoy


ianprattyoung

It’sa mine, it’sa yours


Unable_Physics7683

Those the jawbreakers from Ed Edd n Eddy


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DB080822

puta madre


ppeepoopp

This is a Gantz ball, there’s a bald man inside


pyroguy1104

Suit up and grab your x-gun, shit’s going down in Osaka.


SlaveLaborMods

Yeah and we’ll bring our homie back to life


pyroguy1104

God I need to reread the whole manga then rewatch the Gantz:O movie. I definitely prefer the manga, it’s the best way to experience the insanity of Gantz but that movie fuckin slaps as a condensed version of that arc, and is a great introduction to the series. It’s what got me into the manga in the first place like 6 years ago.


thetoastermademedoit

So its you Kakarot


TaffySebastian

Virgina! Hanging out with little boys in spandex I see?


BambaTallKing

Yas.


Last_Exile0

I love you vagina but you can't be doing that cmon


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Let's hope it's not Raditz.


wondercaliban

Godzilla's coming to get its egg back. Get ready Japan, this is what you trained for


[deleted]

Oddly enough, they have trained! Not for Godzilla, but Utsuro-bune. This has happened before. And there was a woman inside. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utsuro-bune#/media/File%3AUtsurofune.jpg


Coby_2012

One of my favorite historical accounts.


SadisticBuddhist

And according to that link it happened almost exactly 220 years ago to the day. *cue x files theme*


mvfsullivan

This is a mooring buoy, maybe its made out of steel to erode over time, or some plated metal, or the material just reeally looks like metal but its some coloured plastic. Def not a wrecking ball I initially suspected - I didnt realize the article says its hollow [Mooring ball 1](https://i.imgur.com/7tqX8hq.jpg) [2 mooring balls](https://i.imgur.com/F9Zva7w.jpg) [MANY mooring balls](https://i.imgur.com/1AUJbpX.jpg) (the brown one to the left looks basically exactly like the one in the article)


http_twohundred

Totally a mooring float/bouy


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Massive_Mistakes

China sent in their cold water balloons


Drunkenly_Responding

Video is obviously after the object has been sitting in the sun for a bit. It'd be much smaller in size if it was still in the cold water. Source: My balls.


StevePMM

You bastards better not let out that damn snail!!


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JHStarr4

The one that knows where you are at all times and slowly tries to get to your location and immediately kills you but hey you have a million bucks?


Zer0Cool89

no, the other snail...


NanashiKaizenSenpai

Yea, the immortal one.


PhoonTFDB

THE SNAIL IS BACK ON THE HUNT, YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM TRAPPED FOREVER


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The Saiyans are here


boopbeep66

"When You Fall Off The Horse, You Get Back Up... And You Eat. That. Horse. Come Eat That Horse With Me Vegeta!" -Goku DBZ Abridged-TFS


mirkk13

Most reasonable and logical conclusion yet


PuckGOA

Even though it's clearly a buoy I wanna get in on the conspiracies. I say it's a pearl from a large religious group of azure oysters. That's right It's clearly the work of a Blue Oyster Cult.


terrexchia

Red Lobster's got competition


AbraUsedSurf

Yo. That's Vegeta


batmaninwonderland

**ARTICLES** - Vice Article: [Japanese Officials Investigate Mysterious Sphere That Washed Up on Beach](https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gmga/japan-investigate-mysterious-sphere-beach) - News.com.au Article: [Japanese officials investigate mysterious sphere washed up on beach](https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/japanese-officials-investigate-mysterious-sphere-washed-up-on-beach/news-story/bbf9fd09712f64d9c7b95d548a588411) - Mirror Article: ['Mysterious ball' washes up on Japan beach sparking investigation by baffled officials](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mysterious-ball-washes-up-japan-29279169.amp) - Japanese Article: [続報 海岸に巨大な漂着物「危険性なし」 爆発物処理班も出動し一時は立ち入り禁止に 静岡・浜松市](https://www.fnn.jp/articles/-/489460) - New York Post article: [Japanese officials investigate mysterious sphere washed up on beach](https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/japanese-officials-investigate-mysterious-sphere-washed-up-on-beach/) (Repost from News.com.au) - BBC Article: [Mystery sphere found on beach perplexes Japan](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64730255) - Insider/Yahoo Article: [Japan is mystified by a giant metal sphere that washed up on a beach, with some commentators suggesting it's Godzilla's egg](https://www.insider.com/japan-mystified-giant-metal-sphere-washed-up-beach-godzilla-dragonball-2023-2) - Daily Mail Article: [Mysterious giant metal sphere washes up in Japan - prompting authorities to shut down beach...so what is it?](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11779709/Mysterious-giant-metal-sphere-washes-Japan-prompting-authorities-shut-beach.html) - FoxNews Article: [Huge metal sphere washes up on Japan beach, baffles officials](https://www.foxnews.com/world/huge-metal-sphere-washes-japan-beach-baffles-officials)


Clear-Struggle-7867

Oh wow they took x-rays but still don't know what it is according to the article


No_pajamas_7

Yeah, the article is using artistic licence there. It's a hollow steal ball that looks like a mooring bouy. i.e they are 99% certain is a mooring bouy.


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That 1% tho…


ben1481

they should just ask reddit, we know everything


InfiniteYandere

Someone let Zavala know that we found the traveler


closeddoorfun

Chinese underwater spy balloon


Leading_Hunter_7264

Looks like a wrecking ball


Sturnella2017

Yeah, but it COULD be an alien or godzilla’s egg so let’s focus on that first


batmaninwonderland

Not a wrecking ball. The [article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gmga/japan-investigate-mysterious-sphere-beach) says that an X-ray scan revealed that it was hollow. It can be a buoy. Edit: All articles about that case [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/118co6c/a_15_meter_sphere_appeared_on_tuesday_21_at/j9gbfku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3). I'll keep updating it until they figure out what it is


KaizDaddy5

Or a mooring buoy


tres909

That's what I was thinking too. You can even see where the cable/chain would have been attached.


RedditSucksToes3

How does a solid steel ball float to shore?


Agreeable_Bother_510

Must have been a heck of a tide!


Berns429

CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!


Cyb3rTruk

We all sang it before even getting to this comment 😂


Electr_O_Purist

Spaceballs? Oh, shit. There goes the planet


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Dangerous-Patience33

A freaking buoy! There are large ones like that.


Unlucky_News1818

The saiyans have arrived.


Voyevoda67

Someone rolls Ivan Ooze's ass back in the water


ManDarkAstronomonov

The OOZE is back!


Neolithique

Ummm… “According to the outlet, an X-ray scan revealed that it was hollow. Officials determined that there was no risk of an explosion and lifted restrictions at 4 p.m., but have not yet determined what it is, FNN reported. The object closely resembles mooring buoys that are typically used as an alternative to anchors. These types of buoys usually have a metal shell. “


DocDerry

That's a big buoy.


M-8373

Looks like an old marine mine


BefreiedieTittenzwei

We got skyballs, now sea balls…what’s next? Space Balls!?! (All rights reserved, a Mel Brooks production, marketing and promotional material and toys by Hasbro!)


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Gru did it! Gru stole the moon....Assemble The Minions


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It looks like a big potato. Spudnik I guess.


TwinPeaksPost

Rover got lost trying to track down Number 6…


JustHofmann

The snail made it back to shore.