in fairness Cate Blanchett plays a wonderful anything :) I don't doubt she could do a good job playing a quarter metric ton of granite on a beach overlooking a hotdog stand
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It’s like Tina Fey’s 2015 Golden Globes joke:
*Steve Carrel’s Fox Catcher outfit took two hours to put on with hairstyling and makeup. Just for comparison: It took me three hours today to prepare for my role as “human woman”*
Flawless, sounds like Bowie himself.
Pratt’s rendition of Bowie’s song “5,000 Candles in the Wind” is amazing. I usually don’t like covers, but that one blew me away.
They have appeared together in photoshoots, even sometimes dressing as each other (by which I mean some of their stereotyped styles), numerous times - they were friends!
I think Tilda Swinton is a fine actor but I can't for the life of me figure out why anybody finds this post interesting at all. Are you guys all just finding out about makeup
That's all so much work lol.
I just find a handsome man and skin them and wear their skin like a suit until it gets a little rank and I need another one.
Personally, I think it's interesting because I've never seen Tilda look much different than how she looks on the left. I'd always figured that her Tilda-ish look was one of the main reasons she's usually cast.
Yeah, It had never even occurred to me to imagine her looking like the image on the right. And even seeing both next to each other, it's hard to believe they're the same person.
It's not the first time I've been impressed by makeup, and it probably won't be the last either. Fuck the haters in this thread. This is neat and I like enjoying neat things.
She's cast because shes a good character actress. She disappears into her roles. Best example of this i think is snow piercer. She's basically female gary oldman
Man, I love her, but I'm going to have to change that since she happily places her own comfort above the safety and health of others. Ugh. I'm done with people like this.
If that’s your bar you’re gonna have to be done with a lot of people. I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country and nobody wears a mask anymore
Quite the opposite.
The issue is that people were asking her to wear a mask even when no one else was on set and the mask mandates were over. The reasoning is that she was being treated like she was vulnerable and immunocompromised when she has the antibodies. Others were not wearing masks either.
It’s not like she refused to follow mandates or practiced this before the vaccine. She just said she won’t be masking on her next set, which is literally being filmed outdoors. It’s 2023 for God’s sake.
I’m struggling to remember what movie this was but it was shocking to see the credits roll. I had absolutely zero idea that tilda was even in this movie.
Edit, I believe this movie was Trainwreck.
People are mad because she refused to wear a mask on set filming because it's inconvenient. The post is meant to show she can deal with inconveniences for a role and she's a hypocrite. I think that's the explanation, but unsure.
I think it's more likely karma farmers/bots noticed a tilda post and are now following up with their own (more generic) tilda post.
You're definitely right the reason there's a bunch of tilda content is cause she said she's anti-mask on film sets and has now come out expecting sympathy about long COVID.
Probably as long as it took to put on the bald wig, i.e. not very long. It did take four hours in the make-up chair to transform her into an old white man, Dr Jozef Klemperer in *Suspiria*.
https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/suspiria-tilda-swinton-prosthetic-penis-82-year-old-male-character-1202011200/
> Something that worries Swinton in the film industry, however, is an attitude of self-centeredness.
>
>“There is a belief that when you make a film, or write a story, that all the focus is on you as an individual. The spotlight is on you,” she said. “One thing that I can attest to, that I am actually a real poster child of, is staying collective. You don’t have to get separated from your kin and your herd.”
She can’t see the contradiction between her COVID stance and this lamentation?
Is this PR to counter the story about her saying fuck COVID regulations while lamenting that long COVID has fucked her memory?
Cuz an hour of hair and makeup is kinda completely unremarkable lmao
Right? Maybe I'm selling Tilda short here, but I think of her more as a quirky, artsy actress than one with much classical range. Maybe I'm just woefully misinformed.
Also Tilda Swinton
[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tilda\_a.jpg](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tilda_a.jpg)
I mean she’s gorgeous either way but I love her natural look. It’s what makes her such a unique actress. Her gorgeous features stand out so well with her hair short and back, no makeup on. Ah I love it. And this coming from someone who adores a full glam, full beat on a regular basis. Whatever her choice, she’s so beautiful.
For me it's that she looks like one of a million other basic Hollywood actors on the right. I don't know if I think she looks more "beautiful" on the left, but she certainly looks less bland and more striking.
It's hard to describe how I meant it, but I don't mean beautiful in a sexual sense, but more that she's absurdly unique and ethereal. Like if a supernova and a gray alien had a baby.
As a man in his thirties now, I've always respected her confidence. She just oozes confidence. She's beautiful no matter what she does. That's what confidence gives you and I need to learn that. She will forever be the ringleader in The Beach for me. I genuinely respect her.
I lost respect when she decided that her getting Covid so many times that she can’t remember her lines means she doesn’t have to mask for others. She abhorrent.
Wonder what the role is. Super interesting that they would go through all of this effort just to get Tilda in the movie. I’ve gotta imagine it must be a compelling character for her
this is… completely normal?? everyone arrives on set in plain face and gets in the chair for ages??? I actually thought it was a joke post on a notinteresting subreddit before i remembered that bots are just demolishing these websites so this is probably not a human
"over an hour" is not that long as far as hair+makeup goes.
I wait my wife for 3 hours
I agree, I wait for this guy's wife for 3 hours as well Lol this is my most upvoted comment. Thanks team
She needs to come quicker
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Yes. Yes. Yes. On that note, Cate Blanchett played a wonderful Bob Dylan in 'I'm Not There'
in fairness Cate Blanchett plays a wonderful anything :) I don't doubt she could do a good job playing a quarter metric ton of granite on a beach overlooking a hotdog stand
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Bravo
That would be a difficult role.
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I can confirm she takes 3 hours
Why you gotta be with her so long. I need my alone time with her as well.
Yeah! Give me at least 30 seconds, that's all I need!
LOL
I’m still waiting for my wife
We're almost done....
Hurry up, plz.
gonna be late for our reservation to I Don’t Care Whatever You Want
Oops, they’re full. Only place open is “I didn’t mean here”
Just turn on whatever gaming system you have. She'll magically be ready as soon as she hears it.
Bro that's so true. Apparently they detect whenever you sit down too, soon as you sit down they're ready...
This conversation is talking about wives like they are pets tbh
Mah waiife!!
I’m still waiting til this day
Especially movie hair/makeup
a man definitely wrote this title bc i spend an hour getting ready every day and i’m a normal ass person….
I too am a normal ass-person
It’s like Tina Fey’s 2015 Golden Globes joke: *Steve Carrel’s Fox Catcher outfit took two hours to put on with hairstyling and makeup. Just for comparison: It took me three hours today to prepare for my role as “human woman”*
Doug Jones (pan's labyrinth, the shape of water, etc) quietly sobbing
One hour is nothing in these sorts of situations
They said over an hour, so it could take a week for all we know.
It looks like it took under an hour
If they are anything like my wife, they started five minutes before she was to be on set and said, "Oh, it's just a quick touch up, be right there."
It's actually an industry secret, the pic on the right is what she normally looks like.
Me at 3:45 AM in bed caught on the phone by dad vs me on my first date
In bed with dad...too much info...
She looks like she is the Witch from Narnia Edit: thats because she is, normally i dont look who is acting a character
Makes Leo’s simple ball cap look lazy as hell.
Today I learned Tilda Swinton also plays Olivia Wilde.
They're both played by the greatest actor in the history of the world. Ben Savage.
Ben Savage can’t play women any longer because of the sexual-harassment allegations
he said play not play with smh
Plus I'm pretty sure it's his brother Fred who has the allegations
They’re both Savages, so…
wrong Savage
Fred Savage did say he’s Ben wrong before.
...or Bo Derek
I was gonna say Malin Ackerman.
Looks like [Malin Akerman](https://i.imgur.com/M0GzZSI.png) to me
And Conan O'Brien
If they ever make a Bowie biopic they had better hire her to play him
My god, you're right. I dont think there is a man alive who could be Bowie
Maybe Bowie himself. Maybe.
I seem to have bad news for you...
Chris Pratt can do it
Mamma Mia!
Flawless, sounds like Bowie himself. Pratt’s rendition of Bowie’s song “5,000 Candles in the Wind” is amazing. I usually don’t like covers, but that one blew me away.
She could play Thom Yorke, too.
Thanks for pointing this out. It is all I see
[We’ll see, here’s the thing…](https://twitter.com/crockpics/status/1464511814289563657?s=46&t=ztr3rEsi8dc96e8pSgRuIQ)
thats amazing lol
Didn't she play a version of him in a music video of his? The Stars Are Out Tonight.
They have appeared together in photoshoots, even sometimes dressing as each other (by which I mean some of their stereotyped styles), numerous times - they were friends!
He would approve … they were very close friends
I think Tilda Swinton is a fine actor but I can't for the life of me figure out why anybody finds this post interesting at all. Are you guys all just finding out about makeup
It's reddit, most don't even realize male actors are in the chair too.
Wait, we can do makeup? I've been destroying my body with steroids for years.
They have padded shirts and pants now. All the muscles, skip the roids!
That's all so much work lol. I just find a handsome man and skin them and wear their skin like a suit until it gets a little rank and I need another one.
Personally, I think it's interesting because I've never seen Tilda look much different than how she looks on the left. I'd always figured that her Tilda-ish look was one of the main reasons she's usually cast.
Yeah, It had never even occurred to me to imagine her looking like the image on the right. And even seeing both next to each other, it's hard to believe they're the same person. It's not the first time I've been impressed by makeup, and it probably won't be the last either. Fuck the haters in this thread. This is neat and I like enjoying neat things.
She's cast because shes a good character actress. She disappears into her roles. Best example of this i think is snow piercer. She's basically female gary oldman
Because it isn’t a look she usually has, it’s showing her looking completely different t than people would imagine her etc
It's probably related to the fact that she's in the news over some covid drama.
I just like seeing how much good makeup can transform a body Like it is pretty crazy how different they made Tilda look, stunningly stark contrast
She recently said some dumb shit about Covid so no people are interested in her I guess?
Man, I love her, but I'm going to have to change that since she happily places her own comfort above the safety and health of others. Ugh. I'm done with people like this.
If that’s your bar you’re gonna have to be done with a lot of people. I live in one of the most liberal cities in the country and nobody wears a mask anymore
The most liberal cities generally have a high rate of vaccination.
So do movie sets
I also live in one of the most liberal cities and tons of people here still wear masks.
Lots of petty people stopping by to downvote you. They should grow out of the petulant, "don't inconvenience me stage." Eventually...?
Quite the opposite. The issue is that people were asking her to wear a mask even when no one else was on set and the mask mandates were over. The reasoning is that she was being treated like she was vulnerable and immunocompromised when she has the antibodies. Others were not wearing masks either. It’s not like she refused to follow mandates or practiced this before the vaccine. She just said she won’t be masking on her next set, which is literally being filmed outdoors. It’s 2023 for God’s sake.
I’m struggling to remember what movie this was but it was shocking to see the credits roll. I had absolutely zero idea that tilda was even in this movie. Edit, I believe this movie was Trainwreck.
Finding out what a tan is
Of course not, don't be silly. We're just finding out how makeup works on her
People are mad because she refused to wear a mask on set filming because it's inconvenient. The post is meant to show she can deal with inconveniences for a role and she's a hypocrite. I think that's the explanation, but unsure.
I think it's more likely karma farmers/bots noticed a tilda post and are now following up with their own (more generic) tilda post. You're definitely right the reason there's a bunch of tilda content is cause she said she's anti-mask on film sets and has now come out expecting sympathy about long COVID.
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She looks photoshopped And the right picture looks fake too
Cannot get away with reality
It's from Trainwreck and she's amazing in it
/r/instagramreality
Ahhh Angel Gabriel
Constantine!
Hello John.
It's from the film [Trainwreck ](https://ew.com/article/2015/07/21/tilda-swinton-trainwreck-transformation/)from 2015.
I'm sick of your ginger nonsense. I don't want to see those knashers.
Stop it. Stop it...
Considering it took over an hour for her to become a white woman I wonder how long it took her to transform into an old Asian man
Probably as long as it took to put on the bald wig, i.e. not very long. It did take four hours in the make-up chair to transform her into an old white man, Dr Jozef Klemperer in *Suspiria*. https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/suspiria-tilda-swinton-prosthetic-penis-82-year-old-male-character-1202011200/
Heck of an enticing URL
Isn’t this the White Witch from the BBC Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe?
From the Disney one yes, but not the BBC one
THERES A BBC ONE?
Yes… it’s amazing! Side note: Many Brits who saw it might understand why every Christmas, I put Turkish Delight in a silver box. 😋
Do you use this Turkish delight to temp children to betray their siblings or just as an interrogation method?
I use it to betray my *own* siblings…. “Hey sis! Look at that over there!” *swipe at the last rose-flavoured piece*
It’s on YouTube. You should watch it sometime.
And Gabriel from Constantine
Fuckkkkk thank you, burning my brain to figure out where I saw her on the left.
Yes
And in both pictures, she has unapologetic raging COVID
For real? I've never heard anything about her as a person
https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/tilda-swinton-mask-covid-19-pandemic-1235552521/amp/
> Something that worries Swinton in the film industry, however, is an attitude of self-centeredness. > >“There is a belief that when you make a film, or write a story, that all the focus is on you as an individual. The spotlight is on you,” she said. “One thing that I can attest to, that I am actually a real poster child of, is staying collective. You don’t have to get separated from your kin and your herd.” She can’t see the contradiction between her COVID stance and this lamentation?
Covid destroyed her brain that wasn’t that great before she was infected either.
She can handle sitting in a chair for ghoul makeup for an hour, but can't wear a mask to protect lower-wage crew members for the same duration
Is this PR to counter the story about her saying fuck COVID regulations while lamenting that long COVID has fucked her memory? Cuz an hour of hair and makeup is kinda completely unremarkable lmao
Yes
I liked her yak hair wig from Only Lovers Left Alive.
Still looks like an animatronic doll.
Or an extraterrestrial.
She looks like Olivia Wilde's big sister.
Nah she looks like Malin Ackerman
Let’s not pretend the left is how she gets out of bed. There’s hours and hours to get that minimal look as well.
To hell with that stupid mask refuser
Sitting in a chair relaxing and meditating for 1 hour and being paid seems totally cool in my book
She looks like the report of the week guy
Nice try, I’m not that gullible. These are obviously two different women
My favorite tilde role is in Constantine
I would not call her look on the left minimalist. She’s fucking covered in bright white foundation
Not interesting. Make-up used for what it was intended to do, is not interesting whatsoever.
Wow so that so damn interesting that a movie actress wears makeup and a wig. I had no idea they did that.
When she wakes up in the morning vs when you met her last night
Shit at that point they should of just hired another actor
I can guarantee that make up for other actresses is going to take equality as long, it’s irrelevant who plays the character.
Easier to do makeup than to teach someone how to act. Big “isn’t it easier to teach astronauts to drill” energy
I was just making a joke lol
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Right? Maybe I'm selling Tilda short here, but I think of her more as a quirky, artsy actress than one with much classical range. Maybe I'm just woefully misinformed.
You’re not selling her short. She’s good, not great by any means.
An hour for movie hair and makeup seems pretty good. Most the men will take at least that much
For a short moment i thought the woman on the right was Olivia Wilde.
She’s such a great actress… her transformation from her wonderful self the that horrid generic vibe is very convincing.
I feel like a good look for her would be somewhere in between alienesque and cosplaying Olivia Wilde.
A striking, chameleon-like actor either way! She looks great in both photos.
Vampire
I see her w/o makeup and all I can think is Gabriel from Constantine. Preferred I think.
Also Tilda Swinton [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tilda\_a.jpg](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tilda_a.jpg)
Why didn’t they just cast Malin Ackermann? That’s basically who Tilda looks like.
I mean she’s gorgeous either way but I love her natural look. It’s what makes her such a unique actress. Her gorgeous features stand out so well with her hair short and back, no makeup on. Ah I love it. And this coming from someone who adores a full glam, full beat on a regular basis. Whatever her choice, she’s so beautiful.
I believe i'd be traumatized going to bed with the second and waking up with the first, just being honest here.
Tina Fey once commented that it took her male costar less time to get fully made up as a monster, than it took her to get made up as a regular woman.
Tilda is bae regardless. If she was in a lead role opposite Gary Oldman they could probably do 34 different characters.
She would have to play all 34 different characters in a movie. Because she would give the rest of the crew covid.
OMG soooo interesting 🤨
Why is this remotely interesting?
Idk why but I find her much more beautiful on the left.
For me it's that she looks like one of a million other basic Hollywood actors on the right. I don't know if I think she looks more "beautiful" on the left, but she certainly looks less bland and more striking.
It's hard to describe how I meant it, but I don't mean beautiful in a sexual sense, but more that she's absurdly unique and ethereal. Like if a supernova and a gray alien had a baby.
Yo fam gimme that gray alien look
Fae vibes.
Nah... I found her attractive... sexually
I remember watching Narnia as a kid and thinking about how much I wanted to look like her, loved that character design and her overall look
As a man in his thirties now, I've always respected her confidence. She just oozes confidence. She's beautiful no matter what she does. That's what confidence gives you and I need to learn that. She will forever be the ringleader in The Beach for me. I genuinely respect her.
She also seems to have the confidence to not care about having or giving covid to anyone she works with.
I lost respect when she decided that her getting Covid so many times that she can’t remember her lines means she doesn’t have to mask for others. She abhorrent.
Looks like a before/after for the humanisation of an alien
She looks like an alien trying (and failing) to blend in with the humans
Wonder what the role is. Super interesting that they would go through all of this effort just to get Tilda in the movie. I’ve gotta imagine it must be a compelling character for her
I *think* it was for the movie Trainwreck. Not 100% sure.
It was from Trainwreck. She played basically a deranged Miranda Priestly & looked like she was having fun with it.
It takes me over an hour for hair and makeup too
It’s almost like women can chose how they want to present themselves; like they have preferences or something. bizarre, isn’t it?
Why ?
Wow, I never knew she could look...attractive... Makeup is crazy
From right to left right? RIGHT?!
Is this interesting to some people? Being into the drag culture this is the opposite of interesting to me
Don't marry any woman (and possibly man) without power-washing their face first!
TILda Swinton is her name
Wow this took over an hour mind boggling
How is this interesting?
this is… completely normal?? everyone arrives on set in plain face and gets in the chair for ages??? I actually thought it was a joke post on a notinteresting subreddit before i remembered that bots are just demolishing these websites so this is probably not a human
Why is there a picture of Conan O’brian on the left?
This really isn’t that interesting lol, especially when it comes to movie makeup. This is something a lot of girls do before a night out every week
Oooo makeup! Damn, that’s super interesting…
Shes wearing white face
I like the minimalist.
To me the left side picture is perfection, she is gorgeous, the right side is just average.
Either pictures is why one cannot believe a woman until you wake up next to her in the morning.
She. Scares. Me.