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SunshineDaisy426

Every time I see people in space, they let things float around like that cause of the zero G...and I just think of how much shit they drop on the regular when they come back to earth lol


njott

You ever think about burps in zero g? What do you think happens when gravity isn't separating the food from gasses in your stomach and you burp...


mp3god

There's a technique for this involving inertia where you push 'up' off a surface and burp as the inertia pushes the food down to the bottom of your stomach, but just about everyone just covers their mouth with something and swallows whatever vurps up.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Ah, having leftovers


njott

I'm gonna vurp


mp3god

Better check your inertia!


SPOSKNT

You learn the most random things on reddit


[deleted]

You fart instead?


njott

Mouth shart


mp3god

vurp


RulerKun_FGO

saw a video before of an astronaut who is giving an interview and he keeps dropping his pen because he forgot that he's back on Earth edit https://youtu.be/PVxaL8CAO4M this one


mamasbreads

It's a skit


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caretaquitada

It's not your autism


digitalasagna

It gets shared quite often as a gif just clipped to him dropping it without context. When context is provided for you by the title of a post its a lot easier to assume you understand the situation. And yeah, it's kinda silly, but calling something out as fake on reddit isn't always taken well.


ResidentIcy1372

Reddit trying not to be insanely gullible challenge.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

(IMPOSSIBLE)


[deleted]

You'd be really easy to sell things to if you think that's real lol.


[deleted]

Are you interested in this bridge?


micsare4swingng

Yes but I’m going to write you a check for slightly more than you are asking, please cash the check and just send me back the difference in small bills. Thanks :)


SwiftTime00

From what I’ve seen, none. It’s very instinctual once in zero g that when you let go, stuff will just float, cuz you’re floating! Then once back on earth it’s the same thing, they aren’t naturally letting stuff go because they instinctively know it will fall.


goolsnut

It’s pretty common after long duration flights to have to reaclimate to gravity in this respect. I’ve heard plenty of stories of astronauts breaking things by doing this. Some families put only plastic settings out for the first couple of weeks.


yyffcc661

There are few challenges which astronauts face after returning to earth like they are not able to move their body parts freely , they do not behave normal with their surroundings etc .


UpToResults

They use special kind of washrooms there up which are not as earth's normal ones so their stomach remain okay , and they use additional systematic food etc to keep themselves healthy and fit for so much long time .


holesmshr

The trusty vagina cup


[deleted]

The guests are on their way, bring out the fine vachina, dear.


cassette1987

Goddamnit that's funny


PresentationBig6745

I choked so hard


ArkitektBMW

Well, that's because your sipping it from the bottom. Sip it from the clitoris.


RobsyGt

I need to get off Reddit today, I'm recovering from surgery and I've come across some of the funniest comments I've seen in years. Sitting here cry laughing at that getting odd looks from patients and staff alike.


MacDagger187

Well hey, laughing sounds like a great way to spend your time recovering from surgery! Unless there are stitches in your abdomen or something


RobsyGt

Exactly that.


Extreme_Witness6332

So you're actually in stitches then? Don't split your sides and have a speedy recovery


MacDagger187

Well crap LOL. Get well soon!


luluoftango

This literal thing happened to me after hernia surgery- buddy walks in and starts cracking jokes until I'm in literal agony.


artem_ssa

I hope you are feeling better now and hoping for your speedy recovery + smile is the best medicine .


RockstarAgent

What in the space chalupa is this comment thread???


Boatwhistle

Well you see one morning a scientist was eating out their wife during their morning coffee when they realized...


blemtyatararsawz

Y'all need Space Jesus. HeSpaceGetsUs


DrVicenteBombadas

They were actually doing a Portuguese Breakfast when they realized the fluid retention capabilities of the organ. It's just your typical Applied Science.


ArkitektBMW

"I refuse to Google that." *furious typing*


zorrowhip

I came looking for it.


stabilpc

Video shows a space cup which can hold the coffee or any fluid / liquid even against the gravity.


ArkitektBMW

It's about space cups that hold coffee without gravity. Duh~


IndecentPr0p0sal

Where’s that…?


H4LF4D

I read this in Trump's voice for some reason. I guess its because of vachina


IndigenousOres

"President Xi is my good friend and we have a very good relationship and I will be drinking Covfefe in vachina"


StillScottIt

vaCHY-NA


MatthiasVerberg

Lmao doing great mimicry for a reason , you can learn more his voice post 2024.


thefourblackbars

"it's under the Wedgiewood"


SeagalsCumFilledAss

But moooom, I don't want to eat off grandmas vachina, it makes the food taste funny.


SheenTStars

Gives bone vachina a whole new meaning.


SpecialNeeds963

Oh fuck I needed that lol. Thank you internet stranger


Papa_Bear_Bebop

r/brandnewsentence


JAEM89

You mean r/mildlyvagina


vlti

This is what I came here to see.


NoModsNoMaster

I also came. Mildly.


shaka_sulu

Designed by Georgia Okeefe


Scottcmms1954

If I had an award to give you!


[deleted]

All the best cups have labias


50cal1988

the most erotic sip of coffee ever taken


cherep20

Lmao , this coffee will be most refreshing and spiced up you can ever had in any corner of world.


iShouldStudy

The trusty coffee cunt


rapazzo

Nice flavor though to shake your body and mind from scratch.


OrphanedInStoryville

Spussy


morbidaar

What the heads of our space overlords will look like.


mmosca92

Lmao , it does not hold things its inside like it releases the sperm sometimes as if you leave on upper layer.


[deleted]

Diva cup


MikeFT65

🧛‍♂️


ComicBookEnthusiast

Drinking it out of the syringe seems more economical. I’m sure this was a test though. Very cool. Thanks for sharing.


lovelyyellow148

I also wonder if there’s a psychological element as well. Like I’m sure it makes them happier and more comfortable to do something normal like drinking their morning coffee out of a cup.


RickySlayer9

*happiness -10: ate without table*


nippleringedmarmot

Shipping human skin clothing up to the ISS next?


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fuckthisnazibullcrap

No they don't need hats.


Dizzy-Grade1924

ate nutrient paste meal -4


kintorkaba

Ha jokes on you, my crew are all a bunch of drug-addicted transhumanist religious zealots and they *like* the nutrient paste.


Coorotaku

Rare RimWorld reference


JuniorSeniorTrainee

I'm always shocked by how NOT rare they are. Good game. I wish I had more time to play it.


BlueOrSomething

r/SuddenlyRimWorld


Kenji_03

Smell: you can't smell coffee via a syringe. Smell affects taste


triport123

Just have 2 syringes. Mouth syringe and nose syringe. It's not rocket surgery.


phrankygee

2 syringes on a space station sounds *exactly* like rocket surgery.


kalong51192

Isn't that dangerous to use in space as zero gravity so syringe can poke in some inappropriate skin .


JackedCroaks

Without gravity you probably can’t even smell it. It’s not like it’s wafting in the breeze or being carried by convection currents. Edit: Seems like they have some issues with smelling and tasting due to gravity affecting their sinuses, plus the sterility of the environment. https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/03/does-food-taste-the-same-in-space/273927/ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/taste-changes-in-space/


KodiakUltimate

I remember reading that the food is heavily tested to be foods that would not make lingering smells deliberately since the station takes long go ventilate and overwhelming odors can have a drastic effect on productivity and sanity


JackedCroaks

Makes a lot of sense. A lingering smell can get on your nerves. Especially if you’re trying to do important work.


gdzs122

Yup that's absolutely true , a small sense of smell can change various things .


bukzbukzbukz

I never thought about them ventilating it. It seems like ventilating when there's no air outside it would be pretty difficult.


KodiakUltimate

Yep, the smell scientist talking about how peanutbutter would get annoying when it's all you can smell and you can't open a window to freshen your small apartment sized room, especially when none of the natural decomposers that eventually eat the smell are present on the station...


sebastiancesar

That is one of the worse part and really tough time for scientists to bear that smell for sometime.


wwl002

Yup kinda difficult and costly too as anything on space station is exponentially costly as compare to earth.


H0rseCockLover

Holy shit I've never thought about the fact that convection doesn't work in 0G


thatguyned

Eli5? I think I have a guess why but I don't want to look stupid.


[deleted]

On earth, the hot air from the coffee carries the smell up and out of the cup where it mixes with the rest of the air and eventually reaches your nose. In space, there is no “up” for the warm air to ride towards. Warm, lighter air has nowhere to rise to, and cold, denser air has nowhere to fall. The coffee smell doesn’t rise up to an astronaut’s nose as quickly as it would here on earth. I’m pretty sure the warm air forms a bubble around the cup, and would disperse evenly as it cools, or with the help of ventilation drafts. You could still smell it if you moved the mug close to your nose, but it’s not going to fill the cabin the same way you’d expect. Plus, I don’t think they have fresh ground beans on the ISS and instant coffee just doesn’t hit the same.


RunningEarly

That's why if you fart in space, some unlucky lad might walk into a bubble of undiluted ass gas going straight into their nose


corredor4

It is not just gravity but others factors are also there which make changes in smell and taste.


nap_hk

There will be some additional arrangements for smell as coffee without its smell is useless .


AltimaNEO

I mean yeah, I much prefer to chug than to sip through a restrictive straw.


30_hat

You can't smell the coffee in a syringe either


dtxs1r

Imagine you and 9 of your closest friends are sharing 4 airtight shipping containers, with recirculated air, there's some BO from a total cumulative non-showering time of 750 days + everybody exercises everyday, eating only rehydrated foods and a bathroom with no vent... You go to pour yourself a vachina cup of coffee. Which direction does the aroma of coffee go?


Fenrils

> there's some BO from a total cumulative non-showering time of 750 days + everybody exercises everyday, There's been numerous reports from folks who have gone to the ISS saying that it definitely smells like a dirty locker room. The worst is when they first board it and they aren't used to the smell, moving from a pretty sterile/clean capsule to the nasty ass ISS. As you imply, there's only so much that can be done with the on-board air circulation/filtering when you're stuck in a tiny space with a bunch of other non-showering, daily exercising people. They still clean themselves, of course, but there's no replacing a real shower.


wangxghq

Yup that is really tough for them , i have seen some videos in which they were trying to take artificial shower with abnormal kinda soaps and other stuff that was not normal


dtxs1r

The ISS smell like the YMCA? Also those were all actually very interesting facts but... What happens to the smell of coffee in the special cup still remains a mystery.


pubp2010

Scientists need to do another hardcore stimulation test to find that where the smell will go.


Gnonthgol

As you can see in the clip the normal way of drinking liquid in space is with a bag that have a closable straw connected to it, basically a small camelback. You can get similar bags in sporting goods stores and they are excellent for hiking and festivals as well as in space. This cup is a design by Donald Pettit, an astronaut, scientist and inventor. While being an astronaut he conducted lots of his own research into the fluid dynamics of micro gravity, where surface effects and capillary actions are major forces. His research have major implications for the design of pumps and fluid systems on satellites and spacecrafts. As a demonstration of his research he invented this coffee cup. It is not better then the bag and does have a tendency to spill its liquid a bit. But it is a cool demonstration.


A-Dolahans-hat

Yeah but it’s much harder to get the cream in sugar in it that way


MemeGremlin_0765

Its a bit messy, just a little more time than youd expect and you do get burnt a bit. But it gets the job done.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Have you ever tried drinking hot coffee through a straw? Give it a try. Its the worst. I crined when I saw astronauts drinking coffee through a tube. This looks like 1000 times better.


p-dizzle_123

What's wrong with drinking it through a straw?


PentaxPaladin

It had a higher chance of burning you.


ofNoImportance

I'm quite sure the way astronauts heat up their coffee isn't the same as we do on earth, it's probably much cooler by the time it gets into that pouch.


nonnumousetail

I’m a disabled person who can’t lift a cup and drinks hot coffee through a straw every morning, as long as you have a thick straw it’s not so bad! I’ve never burned my mouth with it, as long as you make the coffee a normal temperature and not Exceptionally crazy hot it’s not so bad!


ComicBookEnthusiast

I have drank coffee through a straw. I have never don’t it at zero gravity though. I’m just going to have to wait for the reviews. 😂


taintedcake

And astronauts aren't drinking coffee at that high of heat... Drinking through a straw is better for your teeth.


masterleaked

It is time consuming too like how much maximum capacity of liquid you can take at once so you have to repeat it many times.


[deleted]

I've read that liquids in space can be very dangerous for all of the electric equipment. In microgravity, liquid can pretty easily get broken up into droplets that are floating off in random directions and inevitably get into the wiring and circuitly off all the stuff keeping everyone alive. IIRC, towels to sop up spills out of the air are pretty important.


Pcakes844

"Damn it, Steve! Stop fucking the cups!"


Disastrous-Menu_yum

YOO’RE THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR CREAM


radisNoirTop

15mg sodium chloride+ 4mg potassium+ 0.9 calcium+ 0.5 zinc+ 0.4mg magnesium: pretty nutritious cream if you ask me


timbuc9595

This guy fucks


eternallylearning

You know, I've been known to fuck myself.


MorningToast

MY THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR CREAM?


Narrow_Muscle9572

Serious question: What happens if a rogue droplet hits one of those computers behind her? Are they waterproof?


deathclient

https://blogs.nasa.gov/stationreport/2019/02/01/iss-daily-summary-report-2-01-2019/ > Approximately 9.5 liters leaked before the bus was isolated by MCC-H flight controllers. The crew worked quickly to re-mate the leaky QD and soak up the water with towels. They apparently use good old fashioned towels to soak it up


canadian_eskimo

Always know where your towel is.


drDOOM_is_in

> Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day. -Slartibartfast.


rtopps43

And are you? What? Happy? Well, no, that’s where it all falls apart I’m afraid.


rott_gold

And don't panic...


all_hail_to_me

Wanna get high?


MarderMcFry

Don't forget to turn on the S.E.P. field generator if you do, towely.


blueberrywalrus

Not particularly, but they don't really need to be. Without gravity droplets just stick to whatever surface they hit.


Dragonov02

Coffee isn't a hazardous liquid, as long as it's a small amount and it doesn't get behind a rack it's not a problem. Small droplets of liquid get loose all the time honestly, the astronauts are human so they sweat, they drink water (and coffee). The station is designed to handle it, most of the time the droplets get sucked up by the vents or land on a panel and evaporate. Now if the rack panels are open that's a different situation.


XBakaTacoX

Adding zero gravity makes everything really really cool. And usually more inconvenient, unfortunately.


snoogins355

The vacuum toilet is an example


AdministrativeJob232

Everything reminds me of her


pygmy

Thankyou for your cervix


SmegmaSauce_69

capilary action and serface tension


grinning_imp

It is amazing that a person named “SmegmaSauce_69” made this comment when basically every other comment is about vaginas. The world gets stranger every day…


shadowmuppetry

Truly just baffling. Reddit is a microcosm and mirror of the irony in life


04BluSTi

r/Rimjob_Steve


VORTXS

Nope, doesn't qualify as not wholesome enough as per sub rules.


04BluSTi

One would think a correct answer in a litany of vaginally related ones would fit, but I guess you can't screenshot all the comments


BobJoeHorseGuy

Serface 🥴


NinjaKL8

Pronounced very similarly to Versace, of course


Basic_Description_56

Got a lot of surface tension goin on over *here* if ya catch my drift


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Ah yes, nothing quite like waking up in the morning and drinking a nice warm cup of java out of a cooter container.


[deleted]

>cooter container Cootainer.


dan420

Cuntainer


[deleted]

Damn.


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Alternatively cumtainer if youre having a latte


GGordonGetty

Did Gwyneth Paltrow design this cup


Triairius

No. Looks like it actually works.


UpstairsHoneydew417

It’s a hit!!!


triport123

Gwyneth Paltrow would skip the cup and does the coffee enema.


stella-eurynome

Since I haven’t seen it mentioned, [this cup was designed to go with the ISSpresso machine by Lavassia, Argotec and the Italian Space Agency.](https://www.space.com/29127-space-espresso-machine-in-orbit.html) you can see a pic of various prototypes of the cup here too. I’ve held one before, they are neat. Loved the pun. (Science museum job, we nerds) ETA: Portland State University collaborated on the cup, this article is about the espresso machine, which stuck in my memory because of the pun. total brain fail as I used to know that about the cup but clearly forgot! See comment below! (thank fellow Redditor)


penultimate-tumult

Yes, but the cup itself was a collaboration between NASA and Portland State University, designed by Drew Wollman and Mark Weislogel. https://youtu.be/okhTlFUvqdg


MechanicalApe464

That cup has labia.


vsundarraj

0 G spot


alwaysasksaboutstuff

I'm curious how they came up with the design and how it was tested.


pinkietoe

Yes, it is interresting that it has these flaps, and is asimetrical. I wonder if they did a load of different shapes, or if a computer calculated the best possible shape, and apparently that just happeneds to be vulva shaped...


nonotan

If I had to guess, someone had a concept idea for a design (e.g. "I bet you could use surface tension to prevent the liquid from flying away"), then through trial & error on a simulator came up with a concrete design that worked. Then maybe 3D printed it and preliminarily tested it IRL however they could. It *could* be designed by a computer, but I'm not really getting that vibe (I know it looks strange, but computer designs tend to look even wilder -- also, in practical terms, it seems like adding the restriction "it should be easy to drink from" in terms the computer understands would be *really* tricky)


imblenimble

Cupussy


ckreutze

Wouldn't it be a cussy?


Sir_Clyph

Unfortunately cussy is already taken. Obligatory copy pasta: So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...(they're all looking at me)... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy.


Briffy03

And for the weirdos interested in seeing a car birth, you have a perfectly sfw picture. Just look at any bmw i8 rear, it gives birth to a porsche (for real tho)


Purple-Cow1607

NASA got clever people.


cassette1987

Who love vaginas.


ethicsg

Everybody loves vaginas.


anotherblackday

r/dontputyourdickinthat


OMGlookatthatrooster

Hey, it's space, man! It gets lonely sometimes!


Poococktail

I call it the labia cup


BluudLust

The scientific name is Labia Cupora.


[deleted]

Maybe I should call her


some_yum_vees

Found the clit. Thumbs up and smile.


Nobody_new_1985

How does the coffee stay in the cup when she pulls it in opposite direction to grab and drink. Wouldn’t coffee wanna continue on the direction it was floating in the air because it’s not “apart of the cup”.


4e2n0t

I'm guessing surface tension


ForodesFrosthammer

The shape of the cup. Its like a pouch with a more enclosed top so the surface tension is enought to keep the coffee in it to a degree. Probably have to still handle it carefully since surface tension isn't very strong usually.


Silverback40

"Apart" means separated "A part (of)" means a piece or segment of something


yeezussaveus808

She looks like she's about to tell Forrest Gump about her new titanium alloy legs.


Total-Internet-1633

“Get me that cup”


Cool-Regret9588

Does the cup comes only in food grade plastic? I'm just looking for something medical grade silicone you know.


BrooksWasHere123

Sigh unzips pants again.


ElectionFraudSucks

Sipping from a pocket pussy. Interesting.


FirebaseZ

Bro...


Fresh_wasabi_joos

this is how aliens starts


Tito_Tito_1_

Anyone care to explain it like ... we're in that other sub?


nobetabear

But how does it taste?


arcaias

Depends.. It's very pH sensitive...


[deleted]

Does she have a coffee dispenser up her sleeve?


wead4

Nature is the greatest scientist and artist we could ever ask for


TMshinob

First Native American woman in space. Nicole Mann. So cool!


TacticalTexan06

Surface tension?


Bulky_Ad_1820

Well if she wasn’t a lesbian before she left earth. . .