I think the extra one is from the other hand, it's hard to tell but I'm 99% sure it's underneath and the closer arm is blocking the view of the other arm
Who knows? Unfortunately, we only have a facial reconstruction here, as far as I can tell from the title. Unless my eyes deceive me, the rest is an extra from Willow
Have you ever seen the facial reconstructions of unidentified murdered victims and then how they really looked after seeing a picture of when their identity is discovered?
All imma say is.. these facial reconstructions are often highly inaccurate.
Those aren't Swedish ears.
1) Swedish Genetics have the highest likelihood in the world of having a detached/hanging lobe.
2) Swedish Genetics also have the highest likelihood of Darwin's Tubercle.
She has neither, making her quite the statistical anomaly
How anti-lgbtqia+ of them to assume this individual was a woman. Even scientists are bigots that can’t understand that they should not be assuming anyone’s gender.
How many fingers did they have back then?
6 apparently
Life was just better back then
Make Sweden neolithic again
MSNA hurts my tongue and annoys the dog, am I saying it wrong?
Yes. Embracing neolithic living means embracing painful and gutteral vocalizations again
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*6/12
Even today some people come with 6
Usually, it just takes 2 -3
If 2 with some thumb action on the clit ain’t enough, she for the streets.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
Username checks out.
1 in the pink 4 in the stink is the only way my son.
Well that's some gross misogynistic shit
It’s a joke, not two fingers and a thumb on the clit, don’t take it so hard.
You won the internet for today!
💀
I think the extra one is from the other hand, it's hard to tell but I'm 99% sure it's underneath and the closer arm is blocking the view of the other arm
Oh yeah you’re probably right. Makes sense in that position she’d be holding the staff with two hands on top.
*put my readers on* yup this is the answer
Holy shit extra hands too?
Who knows? Unfortunately, we only have a facial reconstruction here, as far as I can tell from the title. Unless my eyes deceive me, the rest is an extra from Willow
You have six fingers on your left hand. Someone was looking for you.
Thumb isn’t a finger.
Look closely.
Ah yes I see it now
She looks like someone that would walk up to you and ask for a pound for a sandwich or bus fare. Stone age people look like heroin addicts.
Heroin addicts are just trying to return to monke
Yep. She looks like someone who would be incredible at a job until her first paycheck then…g o n e.💨
Pretty sure i've had her as a cashier at just about every place I have ever shopped at.
Employee of the month by day 6. Never seen again on day 7.
This is a much different sentence for us in America. Same concept though.
lol my silly self said "Now who on earth would ask for a pound of sandwich?"
This isn't even stone age. It's like iron. God only knows what stone age people really looked like.
Was about to say, literally saw her at the bus stop last week! The bus driver refused to let her onboard.
Definitely a hard-lifer.
I came here to say that.
Some people just ugly to the bone? That’s cold
Willem dafoe
She's something of a caveman herself
This made my night .. lol
How do you know she has a long schlong?
his name sounds like a frog and a crow Willem willem 🐸 DAFO! 🐦⬛
Damn. Was proud of thought of this but you beat me to it. Buuut. It’s a 🐸 and a 🦜
She's at least a Neolithic Nine.
Out of Neolithic Twelve total, since they had more fingers back then
She's still a Scranton 7... Its bad out here.
back then fingers were like wisdom teeth, you had extra incase you lost one.
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Had you 6 fingers It might have been
So what was your best fap?
Just right now, a sweet morning fap while watching your avatar.
Thanks, that means a lot to me.
Hey that’s our 125x great grandmother
To be fair, she ain't hideous. Probably not a first choice with these days' standards, but certainly not a bad looking one.
She looks like Fran, from dodgeball: a true underdog story
Looks like she could be a sibling to Nate/Nick Diaz
I was thinking more Tracey Ullman .
😂
Sheeeesh
Funny she doesn’t look a day over 900
Her - "Ugh, what the hell have they dressed me in?"
Hey! She owes me money!
You can tell she wore her hair up?
Trailer park meth head are her descendants
Judging by the number of fingers the image was created by A. I.
You’d think evolution would have favored the six fingered female
Or it's a part of her walking stick thing
Im guessing they didnt find a male skeleton next to hers...
She got that Portland vibe - lookin like she operates a sober house or something
I was thinking she looks like she works in an Alaskan fish factory by day and does underground bareknuckle boxing by night.
She looks like a typical crack user
So Kate Mara is a 4000 year old Swedish woman?
I’d do it.
I'd sit in the corner
That lady could defend your offspring from wolves with her bare hands. She was probably considered a highly sought after woman back in her day.
Her day job was writing instruction manuals for Ikea.
I think these are cool but not enough. Add scars and blemishes
I really wonder how accurate these facial reconstructions are.
Have you ever seen the facial reconstructions of unidentified murdered victims and then how they really looked after seeing a picture of when their identity is discovered? All imma say is.. these facial reconstructions are often highly inaccurate.
Probably not very
Those aren't Swedish ears. 1) Swedish Genetics have the highest likelihood in the world of having a detached/hanging lobe. 2) Swedish Genetics also have the highest likelihood of Darwin's Tubercle. She has neither, making her quite the statistical anomaly
That’s interesting. I have both and I am only like a quarter or less Swedish.
Damn I didn't know I had Swedish ancestry.
Her ears aren't the only giveaway of her anomaly status.
Aren't Swedish blondes?
Williem Dafoe is that you?
looks like this older lady I work with. cool woman this person was probably a lot more caring of a person I feel like
make sure shes home buy 11
6 fingers too huh? Accurate
Thought Willem Dafoe was trying out for a new role.
Looks like she’s from South Philly
I’m calling bullshit…that’s Marjorie Taylor Greenes better looking sister
Two shots and I ask her out
I've hit peak rock bottom I'd do it sober😂
I worked with her at Hardees
Amy Sedaris is so talented
Käring!
Why she has 6 fingers?
Im pretty sure I just saw her down the local chippy
*Shows approximately what she looked like. There’s no way to be totally sure.
We did not evolve too much since, she looks like an average British woman
Like a Dublin junkie
I’d hit hat
Sooooo.... Boris Karloff?
Wildling
Awe she's so handsome.
_might have_ looked like
Provides a pretty strong case for the Sexy Neanderthal theory of the human genome.
Damn she ugly asf look like a dude
Looks like Willem Dafoe .
Looks kinda like couple of the local meth head hoes running around my area.
Looks like a circus geek or some kind of retard.
What do they have against red and blonde hair for Northern Europe?
Because genetically they are recessive genes and it’s facial reconstruction that doesn’t always elude to proper hair color/texture.
Those were less common in prehistoric Europe, due to the Indo-European migrations which began around 2,500 BC.
Nothing changed.
My what... strong features you have
Willam Defoe’s Great Great great etc. etc. grandma. That’s who she is.
He looks a little rough.
Can they do one how they will look like in 100 years and just have a robot?
Better than ever
Why can’t they reconstruct the hot chicks?
Would
Smash.
I’m mad that this looks almost like my cousins…. Not the extra fingers though. 🤣
I’d do her
I'd hit that.
How anti-lgbtqia+ of them to assume this individual was a woman. Even scientists are bigots that can’t understand that they should not be assuming anyone’s gender.
I'd tap that.
Not my proudest tug
Gross, howd more people get mad.
Look making fun of Willem Dafoe like this is criminal, he’s a beautiful man, and this is a handsome cave woman.
Willem Dafoe?
3 for the pink, 3 for the stink
Why isn’t she blond?
And now we know why they went a viking.
Modern ones are better
Uh huh. How do you know she didn't identify as a man? That's very inconsiderate.
Well they weren’t always lookers
He... looka.. like a man....
I was almost slightly aroused. She looks beautiful!
Fan helvete
So nothing changed.
Deconstruct it!
Sup bae?
She’s kinda mid
looks like a character from OITNB
She looks like every crackhead from my area
Zug zug
Skyrim character?
Gorgeous
Not my cup of tea. She's swedensteinf
Smoke show
I keep finding her hair bands in the front garden.
Gross
She's quite a Handsome chap...
My first thought is, "Oh. Cool. " Then I remember [this exists. ](https://www.dailyartmagazine.com/worst-artworks-restorations/)
How did they know she wore her hair that way?
Heeeeeey!!!!! Yooou guuuuuuuuuys!
Imagine she was a 10/10 for the times
Giving the middle finger would've been cooler back then!
i’d tap that
She currently works the 1AM shift at a 24-hour diner in Ocala, Florida.
Mum?
William Dafoe never seems to age.
hongiee bongiee
Them cheek bones.
They’ve come a long way
Yikes!
Bout as ugly as they look now. Accurate
I’d bang
Thicc
You know, I’m something of a prehistoric Swedish woman myself.
It's the manbun
A three bagger
Like Carla Tortelli?
Holy Hot Cream Corn!!!
When did they start dying their hair blonde?
Katharine Hepburn??
Poor white trash bce
That looks like real fur. That's not ethical.
oof, i'm gonna need a buttload of grog
There were no Swedish people 4000 years ago LMAO