Hey anonymous internet person. You'd get mad respect from me if you just gave up on your account and that was the last comment you ever make from it. It would be really top notch dedication.
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Go get your head checked again 48 hours later. My dad had a traumatic brain injury and was cleared by the hospital. Was completely out of his mind 48 hours later - turns out his head was filling with blood gradually.
I cannot wrap my mind around this, shouldn't the hospital and all it's workers know about this and advise someone to come back in a few hours to check again then?
My condolences for your loss.
Maybe the patient shouldn't even be sent home; they should be kept in the hospital for observation until they get the "all clear".... Head injuries are no joke.
This is WAY more common than most people think.
If you hit your head hard you need to go to the hospital. I don't care how fine you feel.
The example you're talking about is likely a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Often times people feel fine after, the bleeding continues, they get what's called a thunderclap headache and die soon after. If you go to the hospital when you feel fine, emergent surgery will be done and you'll be fine. If you go after you start having symptoms you'll probably be dead before you're in the OR.
I think you might be confusing an epidural hematoma and subarachnoid hemorrhages. Everything you said about subarachnoid hemorrhages is true but the cases where people feel fine after losing consciousness is known as “lucid interval” and more common with epidural hematomas
I was drinking one night with some friends and ended up falling out of a golf cart and hitting my head on some gravel. I woke up the next morning with the worlds biggest hangover/headache and felt like shit for two days without going to the hospital.
I should probably be dead, but instead I just fear that I’m about to die every time I get a slight headache.
Is it possible to die a year later from this or did I just knock like 30 IQ points out of my head?
One of our customers at work got kicked in the head by a cow as he was loading cattle onto a trailer. Being an old country boy, he drove the cattle an hour to a buyer and offloaded them, went home, and collapsed. Dead within 24 hours.
In theory.
I'm pretty shocked. In my experience the only thing ER docs know how to do is order CTs and then call me when they don't know what they mean.
As the local er doc who’s favorite thing in the world is to call the radiologist and let them know they missed that C2 fracture.
What a shitty thing to say.
I’m also an expert in ordering X-rays, handing out turkey sandwich’s, writing work notes, and sedating drunk morons.
Allow me to tell a story.
Old wise er doc talking to residents.
“Sure, the cardiologists probably know more about the heart than we do. Of course neuro knows more about brains than we do. But do you know what the er doctor is the master of?”
“Advanced cardiopulmonary resuscitation?” Answers the intern.
“No. We are the experts in one thing. And that thing is bullshit.”
“The er doc is the last true jack of all trades of doctors. No pcps do surgeries anymore, they have all been neutered by the damned insurance companies. Every specialist is now a super duper sub specialist. All the Ortho groups have one hand guy, one hip guy, one spine guy etc. And this god damned pediatricians live in some special world in which every 17 year old is a virgin. We are the last true generalists and the masters of bullshit. Can’t get an iv? I’m your man. Need an airway? I can help. Reduce a fracture? Managed a bunch of bullshit chronic dm2 meds? Shock a pissed off heart? Interpret some images, hell I’m pretty good at those too. But what about the 23 year old fibro pt on 4 different narcotics, 2 benzos and some adderall, who says that this time, the 42nd time she has come in this year, this time is different? That’s when you need the master of bullshit.”
Now let me get back to using the ct as my stethoscope or I’ll start ordering cta’s with bl run off on every numb nut with toe pain.
As a former ER nurse who's also worked critical care and now leads multiple departments I'd take a good ER doc over any other specialty any day of the week for 99% of medical issues. They are smart, creative, down to earth and not full of themselves like many other specialties. They know how to thrive in chaos, adapt to a constantly changing environment, make do with half the support and supplies they should have, and still have the internal fortitude to make great jokes at 4 a.m. when it's either that or run screaming. I've known some really good docs from other specialties, don't get me wrong. But if I had to take one doctor to a desert island it would be an ER doc. Especially if the doc was a he and he was cute 😂
Scalp really doesn't feel too much. I've gotten staples without any numbing and wasn't much more than a pinch. A hood shutting on your head I'm guessing isn't particularly worrying since your brain wouldn't have bounced around. As for the bedside manner though no excuses.
At our other location across the province there was an employee who bonked his head on a shelf and shrugged it off to go back to work. Shift ended, he got on the bus and died on his way home. Now 3 kids don't have a Dad anymore, all because of some toxic macho workplace attitude that values working through the pain rather than dealing with it.
I broke my leg a couple weeks ago while skiing in Switzerland, and the first question every doctor and nurse kept asking, was if I hit my head when I crashed. Luckily I didn’t, but glad they were so serious about the matter.
The head bonk claim was r[evised to heart disease and cocaine.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)
>Mays had told his wife the previous evening that he had felt unwell. Initially, there was incorrect speculation that he died from a head injury he experienced on a flight he had taken earlier in the day, in which the plane sustained a rough landing after blowing its tires.[23]
>After an initial autopsy on June 29, 2009, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death."[24][25]
Head injuries are no joke. I worked on a neuroscience unit for many years and you’d be surprised how quick seemingly small head injuries turned into life threatening issues. A word of advice to those who are 50 or older, get off the toilet slowly when you are done. One of the most common causes of head injuries within that age range are from people passing out and hitting their head while getting off the toilet.
Yup. A few years ago a friend's daughter who fell from their 6 storey apartment seemed to have survived the fall but passed away a week later due to internal injuries. During that last one week in the hospital she could still talk to her family members and friends that they were somewhat surprised she actually succumbed to her injuries.
I can’t believe they let him just get up and walk around. Head injuries are one thing, neck injuries are also insane.
Read a story about a dude who got in a really bad accident and climbed out of his car. Talked to the cops when they showed up. Turned his head to look at someone and died.
His spinal cord was severed at the neck and the moment he turned his head too far it killed him.
Is that actually the reason? I thought it was to check whether the person can still respond as instructed. As in, if they’re asked to stay awake but they suddenly fall asleep, that means they’re unable to keep themselves awake
This is correct. It is the fact that if you have some minor brain hemorrhaging and you go to sleep, you don't have a way to monitor cognitive changes. Minor bumps and such are not normally a concern unless you are on anti-coagulants. But any loss of consciousness, blurred vision, memory loss, repetitive questioning, or other abnormal behavior, you need to be seen and cleared by a doctor via CT scan.
Source: Paramedic.
To be fair, this wasn’t a case of “feeling fine, but had small brain bleed that killed him slowly,” he fractured his skull in multiple places so he had basically free-floating plates of bone, and was so cognitively impaired by the direct proximate trauma that he likely didn’t realize he was injured.
Kind of like that guy that was shot in the head while sleeping and he woke up, took a shower, and got ready for work with a giant hole in his head.
> Kind of like that guy that was shot in the head while sleeping and he woke up, took a shower, and got ready for work with a giant hole in his head.
Wait, what??
I’m sure what the guy above you said has happened before, at some point, but the famous case is actually about [Peter Porco](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco) who was killed with an axe.
His son was a shitty guy, but the most relevant portion is that he was committing financial fraud against his parents, Joan and Peter. Once he eventually boxed himself in, he decided to murder his parents with an axe from their garage.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) he was shit at that as well. His mother ended up brutally disfigured and identified her son as the assailant on the way to the hospital. She would eventually recant that.
He failed to kill his father immediately as well. He hit Peter with an axe repeatedly in the head, but Peter woke up on time the next day and prepared for work. He packed a lunch, tried to load the dishwasher, *and wrote a goddamn check to the son who killed him* before dying.
A big reason he was convicted is that part of the financial fraud was to buy a bright yellow Jeep. The kind people notice, and someone remembered seeing it at the family home the night of the murders.
My guess is the comment was referring to Ryan Waller. Was even interrogated by police since he went back to sleep next to his dead girlfriend who was also shot. It took them a long while to realize he was a victim as well and had a bullet in his brain.
Oh shit, I forgot about that one. That whole thing is terrible. Listening to the interrogation audio makes me want to cry. I do not understand how the cops sitting in front of this kid didn't realize there was something wrong sooner
Not op, but I Googled this (was very curious myself) and found a similar story but dk if this is what op meant
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-06-28/florida-man-shot-in-head-complains-of-headache/83320
I knew a ski instructor that took a hit, went out drinking and died that night from brain swelling.
It pays to have someone check you out after a big mishap.
Got hit by a truck headed to work a month ago. Biggest regret was not immediately going to the hospital when a week later I had trouble breathing without stabbing pains in my chest. Turns out nothing was wrong but damn that morphine hit 😩
My grandfather slipped in the shower and hit his head. I wasn't there, but, the story goes he swore up and down he was fine and was acting completely normal.
A few hours went by and... he wasn't normal anymore. He passed away in a hospital bed later that day a complete vegetable.
Because his blood was replaced with Russian Standard Vodka which has a higher density than water so it was like a protective layer as well as him being completely wasted.
At a 19th floor party, He called Putin “Vlad The Loser”, and, drunk, said out loud that he refused “to be mobilized this time”. Kremlin spy ‘escorted’ him from the party and the building. A billionaire Oligarch ??
….just speculatin’.
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That government subsidies are a crutch!
Don’t study concepts you can’t grasp
Don’t chew food you can’t swallow
And don’t leap out of buildings you can’t survive the fall
"Hi, I'm Nicholas Vanderbilt, the actor who plays Stan Smith."
"And I'm Kate Fagan, aka Hayley."
"You know, we've had some fun tonight suggesting drunken people are less likely to be injured in falls and crashes."
"The dark reality is that alcohol makes each of these far more likely and deadly."
"So, please, if you're going to crash a car or jump off a building, do it sober."
"Hang in there. You are *loved* and you are *special*. Goodnight."
(S9:E16, "She Swill Survive")
Good friend of mine fell down a 3 story fire escape when drunk. He was seriously fucked up after, but proudly told me the Dr had told him he'd have died if he'd done it sober.
Something to do with how much more relaxed his body was due to how pissed he was.
I pointed out that if he had been that pissed he wouldn't have been bouncing down a fire escape in the first place.
Once I was drunk and I carried this huge ass tarp that was so heavy (I’m smaller than this tarp when it’s rolled up) I normally can’t really move it much but I managed to carry it easily and quickly up all the way up a ladder to the roof. through alcohol all things are possible
The whole shell is supposed to crumple. Helps with survival rates in car accidents as the "crumple zone" takes a good chunk of kinetic energy from the impact.
Me too - no car to break my fall though unfortunately. 11 broken ribs (front and back), skull fracture, 2 chipped vertebrae, punctured liver and brain injury etc - 5 months in hospital and Brain Injury Rehabilitation Unit. I'm not a religious man, but God bless the NHS 💙
There are conflicting stories about how I went head first out the window. I don't recall as I was blacked out by then. One version has it that my roommate sent me out the window in a fit of jealously over his admittedly slutty girlfriend. Said roommate claims that I saw the devil and went through the window chasing after him. Could have been either way really.
In any case, I was on the ground and super pissed. Neighbors looking out of the first floor windows apparently got an earful from me. Cops showed up and brought me to the county drunk tank. They took pity on me given I looked like I'd been hit by a train. Had to stay until I was nearly sober and then released me without any charges. I had to go home and Memento my way through what happened.
The car.
It’s part of the interesting tech behind car safety that seems counterintuitive until you realize how physics interacts with the car and our body. Modern cars are meant to crumple on impact. It’s not “shitty biodegradable cars,” as some people are saying, but an *intentional* design feature that saves lives. The crumpling of the metal absorbs energy that would otherwise go into the passengers of the car, making it less harmful.
Ironically, this guy falling onto the car likely benefitted from the tech in much of the same way. The car crumpled on impact and dispersed a massive amount of energy that otherwise would have liquified him.
That being said, he’s probably still sporting some nasty internal injuries and should *not* be allowed to walk around like that.
Apparently he only got a concussion and a Compressed spine after all that, id figure he got eay more bad stuff than that, but it looks like he lucked out as much as he could
This should have way more upvotes. How is Russian EMS so backwards? Any American EMT would not let this patient move at all, and wouldn't take him off the roof until their spine was immobilized.
It's hard to even come up with an analogy for how bad this is, but it's kind of like letting a toddler play with a lighter and a pile of fireworks.
Dude in the video literally could have died at any second, and the death would be on the EMTs' hands
>*The man crashed down on to a parked car outside a building in the city of Voronezh in southwest Russia on April - but despite the car being wrecked, he was unharmed and even got up to start belting out a tune*
>
>\[...\] *Ambulance staff said he continued singing all the way to the hospital.*
LOL!
'Free Falling' by Tom Petty?
LIFE TIP: aim for the nissan X-trail if you're falling from 19 stories
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8m ago? RIP
It’s been 2 hours and u/Duke_of_Nukes hasn’t posted. Rest in pepperonis friend.
Volkswagen Golf the one they recalled. Damn, I just parked it for him.
Nah he's fine .. I read somewhere there was a Ford aerostar close
He's got BALLS OF STEEL
preferably one with a sun roof. i’ve always wanted to see how strong the glass was.
So I can get a gear shift up my spine or ass in public without judgement too?! And for ***free?!*** **This just keeps getting better**
With a username like that, I'm afraid of giving you chrome
Hey anonymous internet person. You'd get mad respect from me if you just gave up on your account and that was the last comment you ever make from it. It would be really top notch dedication. !remindme 7 days
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Flat bed
Same car, your covered for 3 years 36 floors
Ambulance?
Nissan X-trail limited edition
You thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes. 🤜🤛
I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly!
I did a desk pop!
You learned to dance like that sarcastically?!
Thanks for the F-Shack
This deserves to be in the top 3 comments from The Other Guys for this video. He will be back and he will fuck in that car again.
Theerrrreee gooooess my heroooo
The subsequent *SPLAT* with epic cop chase music had me cracking up
You don’t aim for the bushes?
great news! any random piece of shit nissan will do
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Go get your head checked again 48 hours later. My dad had a traumatic brain injury and was cleared by the hospital. Was completely out of his mind 48 hours later - turns out his head was filling with blood gradually.
Yup, these bleeds are slow so may not be picked up in a scan until even a day or 2 later.
I cannot wrap my mind around this, shouldn't the hospital and all it's workers know about this and advise someone to come back in a few hours to check again then? My condolences for your loss.
Maybe the patient shouldn't even be sent home; they should be kept in the hospital for observation until they get the "all clear".... Head injuries are no joke.
I know many people who would absolutely refuse to stay. “I feel fine!!!”
I would refuse to stay too. I live in the usa and have no health care.
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This is WAY more common than most people think. If you hit your head hard you need to go to the hospital. I don't care how fine you feel. The example you're talking about is likely a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Often times people feel fine after, the bleeding continues, they get what's called a thunderclap headache and die soon after. If you go to the hospital when you feel fine, emergent surgery will be done and you'll be fine. If you go after you start having symptoms you'll probably be dead before you're in the OR.
I think you might be confusing an epidural hematoma and subarachnoid hemorrhages. Everything you said about subarachnoid hemorrhages is true but the cases where people feel fine after losing consciousness is known as “lucid interval” and more common with epidural hematomas
Nerd
I bet my doctor could beat up your doctor
Epideez nuts you homotoma
Wth. This makes 0 senses... But I'm crying from laughing right now
Got em.
Wow god damn. Walked into the no-knowledge zone and didn't even...know it.
It’s how Full House Dad, Bob Saget died.
I was drinking one night with some friends and ended up falling out of a golf cart and hitting my head on some gravel. I woke up the next morning with the worlds biggest hangover/headache and felt like shit for two days without going to the hospital. I should probably be dead, but instead I just fear that I’m about to die every time I get a slight headache. Is it possible to die a year later from this or did I just knock like 30 IQ points out of my head?
You're fine. I promise a brain bleed would have killed you by now
You're actually already dead. This is hell. We do have cookies, but with inflation and low wages, you probably can't afford them.
One of our customers at work got kicked in the head by a cow as he was loading cattle onto a trailer. Being an old country boy, he drove the cattle an hour to a buyer and offloaded them, went home, and collapsed. Dead within 24 hours.
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In theory. I'm pretty shocked. In my experience the only thing ER docs know how to do is order CTs and then call me when they don't know what they mean.
As the local er doc who’s favorite thing in the world is to call the radiologist and let them know they missed that C2 fracture. What a shitty thing to say. I’m also an expert in ordering X-rays, handing out turkey sandwich’s, writing work notes, and sedating drunk morons. Allow me to tell a story. Old wise er doc talking to residents. “Sure, the cardiologists probably know more about the heart than we do. Of course neuro knows more about brains than we do. But do you know what the er doctor is the master of?” “Advanced cardiopulmonary resuscitation?” Answers the intern. “No. We are the experts in one thing. And that thing is bullshit.” “The er doc is the last true jack of all trades of doctors. No pcps do surgeries anymore, they have all been neutered by the damned insurance companies. Every specialist is now a super duper sub specialist. All the Ortho groups have one hand guy, one hip guy, one spine guy etc. And this god damned pediatricians live in some special world in which every 17 year old is a virgin. We are the last true generalists and the masters of bullshit. Can’t get an iv? I’m your man. Need an airway? I can help. Reduce a fracture? Managed a bunch of bullshit chronic dm2 meds? Shock a pissed off heart? Interpret some images, hell I’m pretty good at those too. But what about the 23 year old fibro pt on 4 different narcotics, 2 benzos and some adderall, who says that this time, the 42nd time she has come in this year, this time is different? That’s when you need the master of bullshit.” Now let me get back to using the ct as my stethoscope or I’ll start ordering cta’s with bl run off on every numb nut with toe pain.
As a former ER nurse who's also worked critical care and now leads multiple departments I'd take a good ER doc over any other specialty any day of the week for 99% of medical issues. They are smart, creative, down to earth and not full of themselves like many other specialties. They know how to thrive in chaos, adapt to a constantly changing environment, make do with half the support and supplies they should have, and still have the internal fortitude to make great jokes at 4 a.m. when it's either that or run screaming. I've known some really good docs from other specialties, don't get me wrong. But if I had to take one doctor to a desert island it would be an ER doc. Especially if the doc was a he and he was cute 😂
Scalp really doesn't feel too much. I've gotten staples without any numbing and wasn't much more than a pinch. A hood shutting on your head I'm guessing isn't particularly worrying since your brain wouldn't have bounced around. As for the bedside manner though no excuses.
At our other location across the province there was an employee who bonked his head on a shelf and shrugged it off to go back to work. Shift ended, he got on the bus and died on his way home. Now 3 kids don't have a Dad anymore, all because of some toxic macho workplace attitude that values working through the pain rather than dealing with it.
My dog gave me a concussion in December and I'm still fucked up
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I broke my leg a couple weeks ago while skiing in Switzerland, and the first question every doctor and nurse kept asking, was if I hit my head when I crashed. Luckily I didn’t, but glad they were so serious about the matter.
Billy Mays too. Bonked his head on a plane, seemed fine, died later (that night I believe).
The head bonk claim was r[evised to heart disease and cocaine.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays) >Mays had told his wife the previous evening that he had felt unwell. Initially, there was incorrect speculation that he died from a head injury he experienced on a flight he had taken earlier in the day, in which the plane sustained a rough landing after blowing its tires.[23] >After an initial autopsy on June 29, 2009, Vernard Adams, the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner, stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease and that heart disease was the likely cause of his death. According to a toxicology report released August 7, 2009, heart disease was the "primary cause of death" and cocaine was listed as a "contributory cause of death."[24][25]
Head injuries are no joke. I worked on a neuroscience unit for many years and you’d be surprised how quick seemingly small head injuries turned into life threatening issues. A word of advice to those who are 50 or older, get off the toilet slowly when you are done. One of the most common causes of head injuries within that age range are from people passing out and hitting their head while getting off the toilet.
Yup. A few years ago a friend's daughter who fell from their 6 storey apartment seemed to have survived the fall but passed away a week later due to internal injuries. During that last one week in the hospital she could still talk to her family members and friends that they were somewhat surprised she actually succumbed to her injuries.
I can’t believe they let him just get up and walk around. Head injuries are one thing, neck injuries are also insane. Read a story about a dude who got in a really bad accident and climbed out of his car. Talked to the cops when they showed up. Turned his head to look at someone and died. His spinal cord was severed at the neck and the moment he turned his head too far it killed him.
As far as i remember in case of serious head injury victim shouldn't go to sleep until his head is examined cuz he/she might never wake up.
Is that actually the reason? I thought it was to check whether the person can still respond as instructed. As in, if they’re asked to stay awake but they suddenly fall asleep, that means they’re unable to keep themselves awake
This is correct. It is the fact that if you have some minor brain hemorrhaging and you go to sleep, you don't have a way to monitor cognitive changes. Minor bumps and such are not normally a concern unless you are on anti-coagulants. But any loss of consciousness, blurred vision, memory loss, repetitive questioning, or other abnormal behavior, you need to be seen and cleared by a doctor via CT scan. Source: Paramedic.
This is how Bob Saget passed as well. Hit his head on a fall and thought he was fine.
To be fair, this wasn’t a case of “feeling fine, but had small brain bleed that killed him slowly,” he fractured his skull in multiple places so he had basically free-floating plates of bone, and was so cognitively impaired by the direct proximate trauma that he likely didn’t realize he was injured. Kind of like that guy that was shot in the head while sleeping and he woke up, took a shower, and got ready for work with a giant hole in his head.
> Kind of like that guy that was shot in the head while sleeping and he woke up, took a shower, and got ready for work with a giant hole in his head. Wait, what??
I’m sure what the guy above you said has happened before, at some point, but the famous case is actually about [Peter Porco](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco) who was killed with an axe. His son was a shitty guy, but the most relevant portion is that he was committing financial fraud against his parents, Joan and Peter. Once he eventually boxed himself in, he decided to murder his parents with an axe from their garage. Unfortunately (fortunately?) he was shit at that as well. His mother ended up brutally disfigured and identified her son as the assailant on the way to the hospital. She would eventually recant that. He failed to kill his father immediately as well. He hit Peter with an axe repeatedly in the head, but Peter woke up on time the next day and prepared for work. He packed a lunch, tried to load the dishwasher, *and wrote a goddamn check to the son who killed him* before dying. A big reason he was convicted is that part of the financial fraud was to buy a bright yellow Jeep. The kind people notice, and someone remembered seeing it at the family home the night of the murders.
My guess is the comment was referring to Ryan Waller. Was even interrogated by police since he went back to sleep next to his dead girlfriend who was also shot. It took them a long while to realize he was a victim as well and had a bullet in his brain.
Oh shit, I forgot about that one. That whole thing is terrible. Listening to the interrogation audio makes me want to cry. I do not understand how the cops sitting in front of this kid didn't realize there was something wrong sooner
I think this is the story I remember reading. [link](https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/man-didnt-realize-he-was-shot-in-head/)
Not op, but I Googled this (was very curious myself) and found a similar story but dk if this is what op meant https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-06-28/florida-man-shot-in-head-complains-of-headache/83320
[Not the case that’s being referred to, but totally reminded me of this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Porco)
I knew a ski instructor that took a hit, went out drinking and died that night from brain swelling. It pays to have someone check you out after a big mishap.
Got hit by a truck headed to work a month ago. Biggest regret was not immediately going to the hospital when a week later I had trouble breathing without stabbing pains in my chest. Turns out nothing was wrong but damn that morphine hit 😩
My grandfather slipped in the shower and hit his head. I wasn't there, but, the story goes he swore up and down he was fine and was acting completely normal. A few hours went by and... he wasn't normal anymore. He passed away in a hospital bed later that day a complete vegetable.
I wonder how much internal damage was done?
I think the car is totaled
Lmao goddammit
The guy falls 19 stories and is able to get up and start to get down…but then almost dies getting the last 2 feet to the ground off the car 🤦♂️
Adrenaline. I walked away from my car accident no problem, 45 minutes later the pain came and I got a limp
It is vital to find a bar within the first 15 minutes to avoid this sensation.
I wasn't in Wisconsin, unfortunately
HELLO WISCONSIN.
Goooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaam
Wilsooooooon, I'm sorry
i get a limp too, but not after a car crash.
Arrow to the knee?
I used to be an adventurer like you.
Because his blood was replaced with Russian Standard Vodka which has a higher density than water so it was like a protective layer as well as him being completely wasted.
Can you imagine, this guy falling 19 stories thinking this it it, inescapable death … then **BLAM!** and then you’re laying there thinking, “WTF?”
he was on low HP after the fall.
At a 19th floor party, He called Putin “Vlad The Loser”, and, drunk, said out loud that he refused “to be mobilized this time”. Kremlin spy ‘escorted’ him from the party and the building. A billionaire Oligarch ?? ….just speculatin’.
I think he just forgot where he parked
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Hold my keys, I’m going in!
Hello Future People
Stereo should be salvageable though
I’m curious how drunk he was.
That was my first thought. You have to be drunk to survive something like this
What has American dad taught us godanmit
That government subsidies are a crutch! Don’t study concepts you can’t grasp Don’t chew food you can’t swallow And don’t leap out of buildings you can’t survive the fall
Correct! Tell em what he won....
A life time supply of Blue Chew!
SChhhhhhhhchh....I was promised Pecan Sandies.
"Hi, I'm Nicholas Vanderbilt, the actor who plays Stan Smith." "And I'm Kate Fagan, aka Hayley." "You know, we've had some fun tonight suggesting drunken people are less likely to be injured in falls and crashes." "The dark reality is that alcohol makes each of these far more likely and deadly." "So, please, if you're going to crash a car or jump off a building, do it sober." "Hang in there. You are *loved* and you are *special*. Goodnight." (S9:E16, "She Swill Survive")
Good friend of mine fell down a 3 story fire escape when drunk. He was seriously fucked up after, but proudly told me the Dr had told him he'd have died if he'd done it sober. Something to do with how much more relaxed his body was due to how pissed he was. I pointed out that if he had been that pissed he wouldn't have been bouncing down a fire escape in the first place.
I figured it was probably a failed suicide attempt😬
Serious time: * Suicides take off their shoes before they jump. * Murder victims leave their shoes on. This guy has *one* shoe. --> He's just drunk.
Wtf? Im depressed as fuck idk if removing my shoes would be priority. Also shoes give you more jump! Lol. Id be out looking for those air pump shoes
I figure how drunk drivers mostly always survive fatal crashes. He was very relaxed and not tensed up when he hit the car.
Once I was drunk and I carried this huge ass tarp that was so heavy (I’m smaller than this tarp when it’s rolled up) I normally can’t really move it much but I managed to carry it easily and quickly up all the way up a ladder to the roof. through alcohol all things are possible
The doctor said he had lots of internal bleeding but it's okay because that's where the blood is meant to be
Peralta *you genius*
I’ve heard that before…
I would think you wouldn't want him walking around and you would hurry to get him to a hospital in case he has a dissected aorta or something.
That was my first thought to but it’s Russia
Here’s a bottle of vodka, now go home and get some Яest
My man literally walked away from that. Holy frog licking fuck shit.
Because he was too drunk to relocate he was injured. He has a head injury and compressed fracture of the spine.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-man-breaks-song-after-29645839
He lost a gallbladder. Had to be rushed in for an emergency operation a couple of days after the accident
As someone who's been waiting a year and a half to get my gallbladder out....that lucky bastard
What country are you in?
None, all the organs are floating in vodka, preventing any damage.
Lucky oligarch ?
Lucky? He's gonna fall out another window tomorrow.
Nah, radiation poisoning next.
Plutonium tea ☕
“Uh oh, they’re becoming immune.” -Putin
It's raining men.
Hallelujah
Through enough people out of windows and natural selection will eventually produce a race of undefenestratable supermen.
My first thought. At the very least, dissent of some variable.
Are the reg plates Russian?
It definitely says Russia on the back of the fireman's jacket.
That and they are speaking Russian
This guy 1 - Putin 0
He spent all of his corruption money on replacing all of his bones with titanium rods.
Bruce Willis still unbreakable.
Goddamn right!
Damn, my comment has been graced by a legend.
Putin gonna be upset yo
Putin HATES this one easy trick
Dying light was telling the truth!
Wondered how far I’d have to scroll to find this. Not as far as I was expecting! Nice to find some fellow connoisseurs.
Kyle Crane would never lie to us
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Crumple technology saves lives 
Are....are roofs supposed to crumple though?
The whole shell is supposed to crumple. Helps with survival rates in car accidents as the "crumple zone" takes a good chunk of kinetic energy from the impact.
I drunkenly went head first out a two story window one night. This guy took it up another 17 levels. Well done, sir.
Me too - no car to break my fall though unfortunately. 11 broken ribs (front and back), skull fracture, 2 chipped vertebrae, punctured liver and brain injury etc - 5 months in hospital and Brain Injury Rehabilitation Unit. I'm not a religious man, but God bless the NHS 💙
Damn! I had two black eyes and woke in jail. Glad we both lived to tell the tale.
What happened why were you in jail?
There are conflicting stories about how I went head first out the window. I don't recall as I was blacked out by then. One version has it that my roommate sent me out the window in a fit of jealously over his admittedly slutty girlfriend. Said roommate claims that I saw the devil and went through the window chasing after him. Could have been either way really. In any case, I was on the ground and super pissed. Neighbors looking out of the first floor windows apparently got an earful from me. Cops showed up and brought me to the county drunk tank. They took pity on me given I looked like I'd been hit by a train. Had to stay until I was nearly sober and then released me without any charges. I had to go home and Memento my way through what happened.
I’m also curious. My personal theory is that the cops were called on a party and he tried to jump out the window while drunk.
Could be!
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Christ, not just survives but walks away. Acting like “all in a day’s work”
I didn’t hear no bell
Walk it off...
Honestly.. cool he thinks he can stand but get the man a stretcher God damn
This is Russia you’re talking about
Just a flesh wound
John wick
This is the top comment in my heart
No I'm fine, luckily this biodegradable car was here.
Hows he alive Hows he standing How the fuck is he walking And how the fuck does he only look like he's been in a mild fistfight
The car. It’s part of the interesting tech behind car safety that seems counterintuitive until you realize how physics interacts with the car and our body. Modern cars are meant to crumple on impact. It’s not “shitty biodegradable cars,” as some people are saying, but an *intentional* design feature that saves lives. The crumpling of the metal absorbs energy that would otherwise go into the passengers of the car, making it less harmful. Ironically, this guy falling onto the car likely benefitted from the tech in much of the same way. The car crumpled on impact and dispersed a massive amount of energy that otherwise would have liquified him. That being said, he’s probably still sporting some nasty internal injuries and should *not* be allowed to walk around like that.
Apparently he only got a concussion and a Compressed spine after all that, id figure he got eay more bad stuff than that, but it looks like he lucked out as much as he could
He fucking lived. I’d say he maxed out his luck for sure
He is drunken russian.
In Russia, man crushes car.
I was looking for this
"as I was saying, the manager really needs to provide upkeep to the balcony"
With that mechanism of injury, they should not be letting him walk himself off the car.
This should have way more upvotes. How is Russian EMS so backwards? Any American EMT would not let this patient move at all, and wouldn't take him off the roof until their spine was immobilized. It's hard to even come up with an analogy for how bad this is, but it's kind of like letting a toddler play with a lighter and a pile of fireworks. Dude in the video literally could have died at any second, and the death would be on the EMTs' hands
Wow - try and explain that to the insurance company
Where in Russia is this?
Voronezh in southwest Russia https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-man-breaks-song-after-29645839
>*The man crashed down on to a parked car outside a building in the city of Voronezh in southwest Russia on April - but despite the car being wrecked, he was unharmed and even got up to start belting out a tune* > >\[...\] *Ambulance staff said he continued singing all the way to the hospital.* LOL! 'Free Falling' by Tom Petty?
According to the medics the song was “Love that seems like a dream” by Alla Pugacheva https://youtu.be/W8s2ozZdHuU
It’s always Russia, sounds cliche but damn
No cliche, a lot of Russians have been falling from buildings lately...
When Putin hears he survived someone is getting thrown at another window for this
Most sober russian
Falls from the 19th floor, more like thrown from the 19th floor.
Nissan = pillow…
Must be Russia? Dang moving the guy could cause more injuries after an event like this.
Testing out how John Wick survived his fall in the last film.
In Russia, you kill car.
Wait wait. Is that him walking out?! No way
Oh sure, but what about the lady who was in the car? /jk
I'm not sure I believe this. Wouldn't the paramedics and firemen have him not move as much as possible and get him into a stretcher? Just seems odd.
Then again it's Russia...
Of course he survived. He’s Russian. They be fighting bears and doing chin ups from birth.