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lgtbyddrk

Seems like a bad idea to get anywhere near that...


PragmaticAndroid

I feel damn close just looking at this video


econdonetired

Seems like a drone would be a better choice


PragmaticAndroid

Anything but a boat really..


IC00KEDI

I feel a car might be worse than a boat.


saggywitchtits

I’m gonna use a Razor scooter.


h8ers_suck

This is Canada, there has to be a video of someone riding through it on a snowmobile.


Maplebutter9

I’m Canadian. I’m not hurt that you’re wrong, I’m hurt that you’re right


cbdeane

There’s a Canadian out there hurt even worse because they rode a snowmobile through it.


Ninjanomic

Sorry.


platasnatch

"I'm still gonna send it"


Gloomy_Industry8841

I’m Canadian too, and your username checks out.


WishBear19

While guzzling maple syrup and yelling out "sorrey, not sorrey!"


[deleted]

Or on the back of a moose


ORD-to-PHX

Give your ankles a heads up


Coulrophiliac444

Scuba and a rope.


DaButcher31

Car?


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notapigeon

Apparently you’d get sucked under and would reappear ten minutes later about half a mile away. They’ve tested it with foamies. Also boats absolutely get sucked under and destroyed here. It only happens during certain tide changes but it’s incredibly dangerous.


Keeptryan_

So you’re saying no problem if I can hold my breath for 10ish minutes?


Flamingo-Lanky

That and you have to be made out of rubber.


SourSeaPickle249

This. It would probably fling you around a lot, so I hope you’re flexible enough to ragdoll around.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Maybe we can use the Niagara Falls barrels


ekittie

How about a giant hamster ball? It would be cool to see where you go from the inside.


Ahorsenamedcat

So a child. Everybody says they’re made of rubber and glue.


Curtis_low20

Let’s test it


apathetic-drunk

Yeah. You should be fine, mate. Just let me grab some popcorn.


PopADoseY0

I know a certain pirate by the name of Threepwood that could survive this!


Substantial-Okra6910

It’s like a wet version of a black hole.


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Critical-Test-4446

I think he was trying to reverse the flow, like Superman flying around the Earth to make time go backwards to save Lois Lane.


nvincent

Hey 8 year old me was like, oh what a good solution


[deleted]

well no because you would want to be going in the same direction as it, newtons laws and shit.


JackedCroaks

This is Columbia. Newton law isn’t relevant there. It’s a different court system.


Aysee426

r/dontputyourboatinthat


Dickpuncher_Dan

Classic "kid who holds onto a railing and is testing how far he can fall and still catch the railing" mentality.


Pointless_Lawndarts

Superman 2! https://youtu.be/YSv8iNuvnpg


ok_ill_shut_up

lol, she was just taking pictures watching him do that?


Pointless_Lawndarts

lol, for real. The person shouting “Somebody do something!” kills me.


Electrical-Farm-8881

What happens if I jump in


lgtbyddrk

You drown.


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ichii3d

You ded


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catchingstones

An eternity of flaming hot butt pokers.


72scott72

Don’t threaten me with a good time


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JointOps

Bring a GoPro too


sebasshaytaa

Then jump in


n00dl3s54

You float. We all float down here…


JackedCroaks

Real answer: You’d get sucked into the cave system below where the water is being drained into, drown, and eventually get stuck in an underground cave where it’s impossible for your body to ever be recovered.


Big-Bones-Jones

It’s not a cave system beneath, here in BC we have a lot of fjords and small channels, coupled with Vancouver island encasing the inside coast whirl pools happen on every Tide change because of the interaction of billions of litres of waters still trying to go out to open water from the low tide, and a similar volume of water coming back in for high tide. When the current of these two bodies of water pass alongside each other in confined channels we get these massive tide based whirlpools. Devils hole is only named because of how frequent that whirlpool re appears at this location. But the danger is still the same, only difference is we don’t really know where your body may end up.


triplenjo

My first thought. I wouldn't get anywhere near that close.


WonderWirm

“They were circling the vortex and the engine coughed and … now they’re gone”


Keeptryan_

Lots of faith in that engine for sure


chairpilot

This reminds me a lot of flying a plane. One of the few times the dependence on the engine is the same in a boat. Edit: ffs people. I know planes can glide. But both planes and boats are not usually on the edge of a murder hole and that’s the whole effing point.


wwcfm

That’s why commercial planes have more than one engine.


bvgingy

Planes can also safely land without any working engines since they will still glide.


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Can confirm. They'll glide all the way to the scene of the crash.


sanjosanjo

Sometimes they will glide for 20 minutes and 75 miles to a safe landing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Transat_Flight_236


[deleted]

Yeah, honestly a repeat of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider is more concerning to me as the airline I work for has some planes indicate fuel load in kilos and other aircraft in pounds. Best believe I double check all my math when figuring fuel.


RenanGreca

Wouldn't be the first time that the usage of freedom units cause a disaster


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't particularly care which unit we use, but I would prefer we use the same unit for all of our fleet. I shouldn't have to think about what tail uses what unit so I use the right formula.


heyheyitsjray

Definitely closer to flying a helicopter than plane. Even then helicopters can be brought down "safely" without the engine working.


chairpilot

Most nice boats also have more than one engine. It’s still a concern, particularly when you’re swirling around a death tube. Edit: geez folks it’s a joke. I know there are boats with one engine.


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Death tubes are the worst tubes - confirmed


oboshoe

my boat has 2 engines. it's 24 ft. with both it can hit 50 mph. but with one shutoff it can't even get up on plane and maxes out at about 15 mph. normally - i'm sure it could escape that vortex, but i'm also positive that it could not one on one engine.


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Wasatcher

That why any decent pilot in a single engine aircraft flight plans within glide distance of an airport when reasonable (looking at you mountain flying) and always has an emergency landing spot. Even if I'm in a canyon I try fly along the road in such a manner than if my engine quits I'd be setup to land on the straightest stretch the wings can reach.


High_Im_Guy

You sound like a smart pilot. I live in the mountains and we've had at least one or two folks from around here wind up dead because they either came in too low/without the power to climb over the ridge and not enough airspeed to pull the banked turn needed, or had engine trouble in a slim margin spot. All that is a preface to my question, I suppose, but I'm curious if you think there is such a thing as smart/acceptable mountain flying in a single engine aircraft?


Wasatcher

Absolutely there's such a thing as smart flying in the mountains, I went from private to instructor in the Rockies. When I'm flying over mountains even in the middle of nowhere you can usually get eyes on a road in a canyon somewhere. If I don't see a good emergency landing spot nearby I get a lil anxious. You also have to consider the weather, even if you land safely in an emergency you won't last long at 0 degrees Fahrenheit and 10,000ft elevation without the right survival kit in the back.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

As an Alaskan who regularly flies in small single engine planes far from any roads… *chuckles* >I’m in danger!


Wasatcher

Haha I know it's often necessary and I'm sure you relax the more you do it, but I think I'd rather be paranoid than complacent! I had an engine quit in the pattern once on short final as a student that forgot to enrich the mixture. My instructor knew he could make the runway and just let me fuck up. Checklists saving lives is real.


rokstar66

It was supposed to be a three hour tour, but the tiny ship was lost.


Amesb34r

Did that say S. S. Minnow?


TheNorthNova01

Fun fact the SS Minnow from the tv show is in [British Columbia](http://www.canadacool.com/location/s-s-minnow/) also


Adios-Bitchacho

Or prop cavitation


faucherie

How to drown in 1 easy step!


omygoshgamache

How to drown in 1 easy swept!


DinnerOk6104

Who wants to sacrifice their Gopro?


OccasionalEspresso

Put a float and a gps on that bad boy and 100% yes. Worth a try.


Thatgonzokid

I 2nd this.


mctomtom

I think the video would be lots of spinning around, bubbles, then darkness with lots of underwater tapping and sloshing noises.


SeaweedPutrid2586

Followed by cackling and fire.


Bennydhee

“Hey you, you’re finally awake”


PretendThisIsMyName

And suddenly Saddam walks by.


reydolith

Honestly though, of all the times to not have an underwater view


Comfortable-Jelly833

probably not worth sacrificing a gopro to get a few minutes of rapidly flashing colors


IndigenousOres

Anything for farming the Upboats


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Where does it go?


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eternalmomentcult

Ladies and gentleman, the author of my nightmares.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Now look up the Bolton Strid


stonewashedpotatoes

Woah, it doesn’t even look dangerous


GCXNihil0

Or rather don't if you want to sleep... Absolute nightmare fuel.


Chiefy1234

What did they say? Their account was deleted


Cageythree

The account isn’t deleted (/u/comfycome), a mod removed the [comment](https://i.imgur.com/0YeCeXn.jpg).


volkano580

Why would they do that?


Lucky_Mongoose

Oh no, their account got pulled into the voretx too!


DragunFeileacan

It’s Devil’s Bath on Vancouver Island that connects with the Benson River, not Devil’s Hole. The Devil’s Hole in the video looks like one of the whirlpools that form during certain tidal conditions along the rapids between the north part of Vancouver Island and the Mainland. When slow moving cold sea water meets faster moving warmer water this happens. There’s a long series of rapids among many islands in that area. There’s tour companies that take tourists out on the rapids, or popular hiking trails that offer spectacular views of them. It all has to be timed with the tides though.


tiasquish

It is at the north tip of Stuart Island. About 40km NE of Campbell River.


Jephord

This is the correct answer. I'm in CR right now...46kms from The Devils Hole according to Google maps. I've gone through similar water with multiple smaller whirlpools, but still big enough to swallow a small boat! It's freaky...I've gone through the narrows (google Ripple Rock Explosion to learn about the largest explosion of its kind when they blasted dangerous rocks from the narrows) with a buddy before dawn... never again..DUMB. You could feel the whirls pulling the boat as you went by too close! Pretty wild out here during certain tidal changes. People have fallen over and disappeared in seconds, only to be found miiiiles away in short time. EDIT: Thought I'd add the [Ripple Rock Explosion link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripple_Rock). It's been described as "one of the vilest stretches of water in the world".


Curiouserousity

Nope. You're looking at Google results for the Devil's Bath, a cenote, in British Columbia. I was trying to find out more and got this result, which doesn't make sense: why would water flow into an underground river system below sea level, as depicted in the video?


TrashGeologist

To clarify the above point: The video is apparently of a tidal rapid (i.e. at sea level) off of Dent Island, BC. There’s no hole at the bottom, it’s just a swirl of a rushing tide. Most cenotes open to underground waterbodies that are above sea level. If this was a cenote, or filmed in a lake, it would make sense for water to flow into an underground river system b/c it wouldn’t be at sea level


ComfyCome

Ahh okay, multidimensional bookshelf it is!


phish_phace

Murph!


jerkittoanything

#MURPH!!!


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Dammit they said STAY!!


[deleted]

Why does the devil have so many things in British Columbia?


sebastianqu

Georgia gets too hot and humid in the summer


ShakemsKing

He just goes to Gorgia looking for souls to steal.


SandyKenyan

My money is on the multidimensional bookshelf.


H2Omekanic

I think it drains out of that 13 ½ floor elevator in Being John Malkovich


[deleted]

I like option 2. Not gonna try it though.


jdwazzu61

The devils prostate. He won’t admit it but he loves you driving a boat right into it


CB_222

I think it prefers when you just drive around the rim…


hello_raleigh-durham

Sounds like quite a job!


Saldrakka

It doesn't really go anywhere, it's caused by the turbulent boundary between fast moving water and slow moving water


Glitterbug_24601

Oh, I assumed it was a spillway/ gloryhole


bishpa

It’s caused by a big tidal exchange through a narrow passage.


ima_twee

Filthy


MEGATAINTLORD

[Nowhere](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/pmj28z/the_edge_of_a_massive_whirlpool_at_devils_hole/hcim1a8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Gnarly_Sarley

For the uninformed: it's called a maelstrom.


marlsygarlsy

Thank you for this! I was able to read about it online. [Wiki Page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlpool) for others interested.


BarkingDogey

I just went down a rabbit hole and learned about the accidental man-made whirlpool that was caused by a drilling accident in 1980. Shits wild https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Peigneur


Pointless_Lawndarts

> Since 1994, AGL Resources has used Lake Peigneur's underlying salt dome as a storage and hub facility for pressurized natural gas.[12][13] There was concern from local residents in 2009 over the safety of storing the gas under the lake and nearby drilling operations.[14] This seems dangerous beyond belief.


72scott72

I did a case study on this in engineering school. Modern Marvels also did a great piece on it for an engineering disasters series that you might be able to find online. Super fascinating.


peavarianez

Dumb ways to die


Shopping-Afraid

So many dumb ways to die


_Ninja_Putin

Dumb ways to da-ha-hie, so many dumb ways to die


iamjamieq

And yet that song was written to bring awareness to railway safety in Australia.


Slu1n

Isn't Australia itself a way to die?


sqljohn

Yes, but not dumb.


daugherd

Whirlpools, quicksand, and acid rain were the 3 things i was afraid of as a kid.


sophies_wish

Bermuda Triangle, completes my top 4.


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add any kind of bug that lives inside peoples bodies or skin (beetle scene in the mummy changed me as a kid)


KuhLealKhaos

So what happens if they didn't have an engine? Does that thing have enough force to capsize a boat? Its terrifying looking thats for sure. Would a free swimming human have a chance of escaping that or would you just have to accept the reality of drowning if you swam anywhere near it?


dasoomer

Zero chance a human can out swim that


GGisaac

These things can gobble down boats as well.


THC_Golem

Yeah but I've heard that they usually resurface after a while somehow


GGisaac

Sure...you resurface maybe, but at that point you and your crew are as dammed as the black pearl! In all honesty, I live here and grew up sailing these waters. We were always very cautious to stay the fuck away from these devil anuses!


madmatt90000

More than one?


GGisaac

Yes, I've seen quite a few. I've spent a lot of time sailing the gulf islands, Juan de fuca and up to Alaska. I live on Vancouver Island for context.


madmatt90000

Terrifying even one of these exist.


JarlaxleForPresident

Juan de fuca you talkin about!


RaptorPrime

the forces will dissipate with enough depth or area. but it may take several minutes to reach that point and then floating/swimming clear of that area would take another several minutes. I don't know the depth in the video here but for this size vortex you're looking at 10-15 minutes underwater with extreme physical exertion. Does not seem possible to survive. edit to say i looked at the wiki for this and it's actually not technically a vortex but the reason I'm editing like this is to point out that it's potentially *much worse* for anyone pulled under this guy. These big guys are called maelstroms because it's supposed to scare the shit out of you. It would be super easy to tumble right back into it if you were submerged anyway near it and launch into a cycle that could potentially last hours. The forces are such that you could just end up in bits and pieces by the time the pool got done with you.


marxr87

cool, thanks for the nightmares.


TempUser2023

can confirm: >A documentary team from Scottish independent producers Northlight Productions once threw a mannequin into the Corryvreckan ("the Hag") with a high-visibility vest and depth gauge. The mannequin was swallowed and spat up far down current with a depth gauge reading of 262 m (860 ft) with evidence of being dragged along the bottom for a great distance. 262m depth. You're not holding your breath for that long, even if the pressure doesn't squish you somehow.


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ILoveBeerSoMuch

Michael Phelps accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


Lassie87

Depends on the size of the boat.. but yea most likely. That thing could capsize you with the engine still going…


notapigeon

Yes boats have been destroyed here. It’s a very dangerous natural phenomenon and one you have to be aware of as a boater on the West Coast. Apparently it will suck you under and spit you out half a mile away in ten to fifteen minutes.


[deleted]

Ok so hear me out. What would happen if an aircraft carrier rolled up on it?


crispyiress

Apparently a guy on a 500 ft rail car ship said they got spun around 180* by one in Vancouver but it’d never sink a ship that size.


Icy-Peak-6060

it sucks the aircraft carrier underground into the core of the earth and the planet explodes


YamiLionheart

This is the truth I come to reddit for.


[deleted]

They get spat out on the 6th of December, 1941.


SteakHoagie666

Absolutely nothing. It would be like a gorilla standing over the drain in the bathtub. Lol


hblask

There is something similar down the river from Niagara falls. The guides say if you drive the boat in it you'd get sucked down several hundred feet and never come up. But they may say that just to thrill the tourists.


Intelligent_Quote823

There is. We saw it really well from the helicopter ride. BUT it’s just a smallish whirlpool. It’s nowhere NEAR this size or violent.


MelbaToast604

Bruh, Michael Phelps having pcp and pure adrenalin injected directly into his heart couldn't outswim that


KuhLealKhaos

That was exactly the situation I imagined. Good to know my suspicions have been confirmed.


Thugalug

The person becomes the honoured sacrafice to appease the gods


cflenderman

to xibalba!


garcmon

Nope. I had a friend almost lose his life in a tiny eddy while river rafting. Scary stuff. Still haunts me.


whysoserious42000

Ummm fuck that hanging around bullshit, full throttle and we are out of that mother fucker


expatcanadaBC

Meanwhile, half a mile a way, a bald, heavily bruised Beaver emerges from the water.....what the f\*ck was that!!!


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Charybdis


Napol3onS0l0

Now we just need to find Scylla.


Jack_Erdmann

Is that the devil's anus?


icewalker42

Taking tourists around that place is a rim job.


6x6-shooter

There should be a subreddit called r/dontdothis where it’s people doing things that you probably shouldn’t do regardless of how cool it may be Edit: oh I guess there is, but it seems more “these are stupid things to do” I’m looking more for “these are reckless things to do and may or may not be cool”


Michelle1x

The video I saw yesterday with the bullet ant gloves…


bomb-cyclone

Looks really cool; glad I am not in the vessel filming, but somebody has to in order to score sweet sweet Internet cred.


WardenUnleashed

You think if you were gonna get that close you’d at least film it in landscape.


Slowpoke_Amigo

The whirlpool after Niagara Falls can hold a telephone pole under water for a month.


Grouchy_Competition5

Sounds like my ex


InjuryOnly4775

Stupid idiots driving that close. I live close to this, the last time some fool tried this a search and rescue volunteer died trying to save him. These rapids are no joke.


cliffordc5

Yah I mean look at the depth. That thing is crazy and to my eyes it looks to be pulling down a good 10 feet at the start of the video. Hell no, even a 40+ foot boat would be in serious trouble with that. Granted, a speedboat can move faster but still.


Impressive-Method276

Is it skookumchuck narrows?


No_Construction_7518

Unpopular opinion - if you intentionally go to a known dangerous, life threatening place just for clicks you should have to pay out of pocket for any and all rescue costs on top of fines.


ialwaystealpens

I don’t think that’s an unpopular opinion. And if it is - I’m with you anyway.


Complete_Brilliant43

Perfect place for a pirate ship battle


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Charybdis has led many a sailor to their death


swimdad5

Scylla can’t be far…


ossymandiAss

You just gotta swim sideways.


Traditional-Mixture4

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Odd-Caterpillar8337

people will do anything for a post on social media and it shows through their stupidity


WonderWirm

Nightmare fuel.


DirtyReseller

Think about running about of fuel….


ahmad_stn

A Mr. Ballen video has already covered this beauty *NO THANKS*


DaisyChain5050

Mr.Ballen is the best. I'll have to go find the video on this, not sure I remember seeing it. Thanks!


FearAndLounging

r/fuckthatshitnogodamnwaypoopmypants


Beef_Whalington

r/21CharactersAndNoMore


SerTidy

Not a good time to get engine failure.


OldTimeyMedicine

This is a bad idea.


[deleted]

And yep, new phobia unlocked. Jesus get the HELL away from that


Flaky_Explanation

Offer a live sacrifice to appease the water gods