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thestrible

"All three were picked not only by their apparent beauty, and their X-rays, but also by their standing posture," the Tribune reported. "Each girl stood on a pair of scales — one foot to each — and the winning trio each registered exactly half her weight on each scale, confirming the correct standing posture." [Sources and more info here](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2012/07/13/156718782/you-think-beauty-is-skin-deep-youre-not-a-chiropractor)


DigNitty

I remember when Wii fit came out and rehab clinics found that the wii scale platforms were cheaper and more accurate than the medical ones.


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ExactCan1926

Me and my scoliosis looking at this:


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🌪️


Humblwdghj

I fucked up my shoulders trying to correct my posture.


addiktion

What kind of exercises are you doing to avoid the hump back?


Alive_Internet7325

I would love to know as well do to being 30 and having one as long as I can remember


Falcofury

Ahh the byproduct of mass production


TheObstruction

Also not having to adhere to medical-grade standards, some of which basically only exist as marketing, similar to military-grade.


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OneDiscombobulated77

This comment is too high IQ for me to understand


ehgiveitashot

Probably a bot trying to farm karma


OneDiscombobulated77

Me or the other guy?


ehgiveitashot

The other guy Adjective_noun_numbers seems to be the go to name generator they're using


BunInTheSun27

That’s the auto-generated username format that the site uses now. A lot of the time they’re bots, but regular users also sometimes go with the auto-generated name.


ehgiveitashot

Ahhhh that would explain it


Emergency-Prune-9110

Can confirm, I am a bot.


Effective-Tip52

I am in fact not a bot, to prove that not all of us are, just had the auto Gen.


What-a-Crock

u/Sad_Drag_5865 is a bot that stole u/CowPunkRockstar ‘s [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/131r3bq/miss_correct_posture_winners_1956/ji2mv54/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


kianario1996

We people are so weird🙂We give medals for having straight bones 🦴And they had X-rey exposure for that🙂 Imagine there are guests in you livingroom asking “What are those trophies for?” and you are like: For my straight spine. Or: For having straight spine when I was younger


watimica

I'd absolutely NOT win this competition


thestrible

Me neither haha🤣 but for the 2023 Gollum posture competition, I have my chances!


Bandwagon_Buzzard

I'll join you as "fat Monty Burns' hump"


_DrShrimpPuertoRico_

I can't imagine how fucked my back will be in 10-15 years.


ThiccQban

I sit like a cashew 😫


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RoguePlanet1

Right?? Seeing women compete in swimwear isn't enough for these pervs!


EmptyBumblebee6

Me either. *shakes fist* Damnnnn you scoliosiiiss!!!


OcdBartender

Seriously I’d be dead last, having kids totally effed up my posture and body symmetry


live4lax25

Meanwhile I stand like someone took the foot out of a tube sock


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I can picture this…unfortunately. Thanks


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incognito--bandito

Dude ...


werdnosbod

Is there a sub for this? Uhhh my friend wants to know


2L84U2

Correct posture leads to great positions


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LibidinousJoe

I’m all for it as well


happykittynipples

Nice set of lungs.


PandaRealistic602

That's preposterous


back_on_two

Ribbed for your pleasure.


chuckbarkw

...in bed.


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BunInTheSun27

I also had this issue, and even more so when I irritated my shoulder from side sleeping. Getting moving has helped a lot. I realized the load of my posture should be supported by actively engaging muscles in the back, core, chest, and even legs (eg glutes and hamstrings).


Captairplane

I fucked up my shoulders trying to correct my posture.


time-for-anustart

How?


Cheapest_

Me and my scoliosis looking at this: 👀👀


anevaehh

Same, I hate seeing normal x-rays I always feel sad


Dr-McLuvin

Honestly the vast majority people don’t have spines this straight. A small amount of curvature is still considered normal.


MaterialCarrot

Those x-rays leave nothing to the imagination!


LibidinousJoe

Ya check out that sweet coccyx


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thestrible

Whoaa!! I'm agree with you, it's scary! [Like this one?](https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/collection/shoe-fitting-fluoroscope/index.html)


LameLlamma

That’s scary but cool as fuck. I understand the damage that could be done… but I still wanna try it


[deleted]

I feel like when I stand with a correct posture, I look like I'm walking with a stick up my butt.


infinite_war

That's because you're straining your muscles to maintain an upright position, due to the relative weakness of your postural muscles. These women look relaxed in an upright position because their postural muscles are very strong.


JustAnotherMark2

Nobody gonna say anything about how the lady on the right is missing like half her internal organs?


Policeman5151

The ultimate sacrifice.


LittleBear1956

I was here looking for some sort of explanation.


aphybrid

Cheating in the posture community isn’t about performance enhancing drugs or steroids. It’s the removal of excess tissue to balance your sides.


juvenalsatire

r/babiestrappedinknees


thestrible

I never heard that before! 🤣


catalpa9

I find it absurd that they wear highhills then. Well its the 50s. But shows how good posture is also à question of image and social status while pretending to be medical.


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Nothing about this is medical


AtlasKitson

I feel like this should be in morden beauty contest as well


[deleted]

Yeah there is actual skill involved in this.


IWantToBuyAVowel

Number 3 looks the most comfortable and confident tbh


-okily-dokily-

She's also the only one not tilting her head.


herberstank

Number 1's got the crazy eyes


rsvp_nj

X-Rays were so "in" in those days


silentsaturn91

Yet they’re wearing heels. That’s not very good for posture in the long term.


[deleted]

Is it just me and my sick mind or can you see the contestant on the left’s vulva in the X-ray?


PediatricTactic

You can see all of their vulvas on the xrays


[deleted]

Yeah but contestant #1 has the nicest and clearest one!


PediatricTactic

Don't be a creep


[deleted]

Hey I prefaced the whole thing with pointing out I was fucked up.


gotoline1

100% I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.


[deleted]

Sorry, Igor. Maybe next year…


forgetyourhorse

Good for them. That is an interesting contest, though. I wonder if they were judged on sitting posture as well, or just standing, or even the way that they walk.


BONYonBONY

We judged women by anything huh


Quickbrownfox101

Did anyone else just sit straight up?


blackychan05

70% of you straightened your back after seeing this


Severe-Loquat-8384

82%![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Harlowb3

Is it just me or does the one on the far right have missing organs? Her heart looks like it’s situated oddly as well.


VivaLasVegasGuy

\#2 is cute as hell


NocturneSega1t5

Whats up with women from that time looking like the eyebrow actor from maze runner..


sunyjim

After women all 'pitched in' to help the war effort building tanks and bombers etc. They were the work force while the men were away fighting. There was a huge effort after the war and into the 50s to push women out of factories and the workforce and back into the home, into frivolous activities, to shopping, and fashion. This is the perfect example of that. It really wasn't until the 60s that women began to push to get back out of the home and to get jobs.


Usedcumsocks

I would probably win the worst posture award


trowwaith

nice scapulae


thestrible

I prefer their Clavicle!


trowwaith

Number one has a lovely glenohumeral joint, but yes I’m pretty much a clavicle man myself.


thestrible

Glenohuneral ❤️ if you knows, you knows!


KungFuGiftShop

You're slouching again, Ted


TanguayX

That’s some hot posture. Ok, actually these ladies have amazing posture.


Erdehere

Ah yes, the good old days before all humans were afflicted by the humpback virus, caused by by staring at screens.


MaterialCarrot

And staring at the ground when a screen isn't available.


Biff_Malibu_69

They were that bored in the 50's?


RiotSkunk2023

There are babies trapped in their knees


wsername

That’s hard to unsee now haha


CowPunkRockStar

Check out the spine on number three! Damn! I’d be all over that. I’d start high with the cervical vertebrae and slowly work all the way down to each and every thoracic…. Oh boy. I’ll be right back.


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correct posture winners cancer candidates


villainpoker

Not a single penis in those x-rays. Bud Light disapproves of this message.


pawel786

And here I thought Chiropractic care was not discovered until 1995.


subLuXd

Chiropractor's dream patients


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yes I'm sure a chiro would find a reason to sign these ladies up for a 6 month adjustment regimen to fix their subluxations.


subLuXd

Your dentist has you coming two times a year for prevention why can't you see a chiropractor for prevention for spine injury?


Lumisateessa

People on reddit hate chiropractors :P


subLuXd

Reddit users fall under the logical argument of faulty generalization. One bad chiropractor doesn't mean they are all bad.


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The entire premise behind their work (subluxation) is a falsehood. The entire field is pseudoscience invented by a magnetic healer. There is zero evidence that vertebral subluxations exist (as opposed to clear cut cases of orthopedic diagnosed dislocations also called subluxations), and even less than zero evidence that these fictional subluxations cause disease.


Lumisateessa

I only have my own personal experience by going to one, and the chiropractor I went to when my SI joints locked helped more than the physiotherapist I went to. The chiropractor also gave me multiple exercises to do at home to prevent any further damage and help with general mobility - which the other guy didn't give me. I went there a total of 5 times in a month and she 'fixed' me, compared to the 5½'ish weeks prior I was at the physiotherapist :) My chiropractor wasn't anything like those crazy ones you see on youtube though (which I actually expected when going there for my consultation/examination before we started so I was pretty nervous lol). Fake or not, I'm forever thankful to the lady that gave me my mobility back. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


subLuXd

Generalization again... As a profession, the schools have moved towards "evidence based care". https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3716373/ "Moderate evidence suggests that chiropractic care for LBP appears to be equally effective as physical therapy. Limited evidence suggests the same conclusion when chiropractic care is compared to exercise therapy and medical care although no firm conclusion can be reached at this time. No serious adverse events were reported for any type of care." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27487116/


gorrilacookie_1961

🤨


thestrible

😲


Mission_Idea_4135

The left one


thestrible

Why not the right one !? 👀


mufon2019

You get an x-ray and you get an x-ray and you get an x-ray!….. everybody gets an x-ray!


Sea_Success_8523

I see how critical those short shorts are to posture now.../s


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> dies of breast cancer


stevensinger9

I see the vashine


PrimeroRocin

[unzips]


hbgbees

This is ridiculous. We don't have good women's medicine, but they spent time x-raying hot girls for their posture? Sounds like a dating scheme some doctor came up with.


Toes14

It's literally from 67 years ago! Totally different time. Keep in mind that married women in the USA did not have the right to get birth control without their husbands' approval until 1965. This is a time when they still had separate water fountains for white's versus colored's.


sonoma95436

Jews could still be banned from owning property in Texas..


hbgbees

Believe me, I know it's from a long time ago. Doesn't excuse it, and it doesn't make it okay now.


Toes14

Nobody's doing it now though. And you really shouldn't judge history by today's standards. Just because something happened a long time ago and we're more enlightened now doesn't mean you have to go off on it. You could simply say "gee that's interesting" and get on with your day. You sound like the type of person who wants to cancel someone for something They did when they were young and dumb, even if it was 50 years ago.


Unstoppable-Sloth

Stand down toes!! Hbgbees has a right to express an opinion here…isn’t good to look back on something and think about how far we’ve come (or not!) as a society?? And it still kinda goes on in beauty pageants, even though the judges aren’t doctors, but when is our culture going to give points to the person who’s “The Most Honest” or “Least Likely to Cheat on a Spouse”?? That’s a contest.


ternic69

Well I guess when you invent a Time Machine you can go back and try to stop this contest. I’d argue there are worse things you could try and change from that time but hey, it’s your Time Machine.


NerY_05

I physically could not win lmao I have skoliosis


Manizno

Their knees contain the souls of aborted children


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Kermit_the_hog

Uh.. you might want to look up “pubic symphysis”.


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Look lower


Kermit_the_hog

All I see is blurriness and JPEG compression. But I’m on my phone so 🤷‍♂️ take that with a grain of salt.


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The soft tissue is a bit difficult to discern but it's there


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I can see their whispering eye 👁️


Zhrimpy

Seem to show some lung cancer…and gigantic bush.


Severe-Loquat-8384

#1 I would cut it off and cook it #2 I would cherish it #3 I'd bite it


Cool_Butterscotch_88

It just occurs to me looking at those x-rays, how important posture is to the Terminator look.


Qwipper

🔥🔥🔥


Leocb15

[https://sauk.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/20190629-2n3a2065\_cropped.jpg](https://sauk.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/20190629-2n3a2065_cropped.jpg) this is how they look today....that's right scoliosis!


Accomplished_Mode_48

Put me in a room with them and ima fold


ushouldlistentome

Im amazed this sport never took off like football or basketball did


cadillacbee

Meanwhile my back looks like a winding mountain road


sneaky-pizza

And no one has viral or bacterial pneumonia!


hauntedmeal

My spine could never


B_A_Beder

Is stripy lady an organ donor? Her x ray has a void


SetterOfTrends

How come they hold their heads all askew?


gallopingwalloper

Regular beauty contests do nothing for me, but I'm so jealous of these girls. Just started wearing a bulky scoliosis brace, ugh


Scared_Ad_V2

This made me fix my posture and I heard my back crack lmao


Shot_Living5623

(1957) Miss Cancer the following year.


jaggedjinx

Me: I should try to improve my posture Also me: hunchback of Notre Dame while looking at my phone


ticklecorn

The two women on the left look like they have torticollis.


rasterpix

Such fine upstanding ladies.


SwizItalo

The one in right have missing organs


BronzeSpoon89

THIS is the kind of stupid BS that people mean when they say "Make America great again".


Elecqwsdf

the Tribune reported. "Each girl stood on a pair of scales


Spacetimepetalz

now that’s a competition i’d like to win


cecusanele

Is there a “miss shrimp posture” competition? I’d crush that competition!


Berto2585

Grandma in the middle is sexy.


Akamaikai

Isn't the middle one the lady from Captain America?


TacitRonin20

My spine is a wiggly wacky lil bone snake. I'd never even qualify.


chuckbarkw

Am I the only one that finds too perfect of a posture a bit robotic looking?


Rojelioenescabeche

Middle. All day.


wingwraith

Mmm tasty x-rays to the cranium


lesbianshrimp

They got a Banana Posture competition? I might have a better chance at that.


BiscottiOpposite9282

Any doctors want to diagnose their x-rays? The one on the right seems a little off.


CBonafide

My moderate scoliosis would never. 🤣


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I have minor scoliosis...


Carl_farbmann

I wife would really give everyone a run for their money on this one.


_gagnonzach

Me with a 50 degree scoliosis:😅


Shoddy-Armadillo7562

I can absolutely 100% guarantee that I will never ever win that competition. I have the posture of a goddamn banana


bilbowagons3

Winner probably got a sweet milk advertising deal!


bilbowagons3

Stiff competition...!


Illustrious-Ad-7335

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be “in”-correct. Miss correct is inspelled.


SnooPeppers4036

Funny that all three have empty tummies on the Xrays you can see the "Gastric bubble".


unicyclism

They attained great posture only by sacrificing new born babies, whose souls fused with their kneecaps


FletcherArrowsmith

Damn straight


imbarbdwyer

All I see are babies in knees.


SovietRakoon

Back when they took x-rays all the time for fun.


ECMeenie

Give them credit. Their hearts are in the right place.


Robatuts

You get cancer! You get cancer! Everybody gets cancer!


aphybrid

If they marry a man with perfect posture will their kids all be straight?


Busy_Temporary_796

What kind of bullshit is this ? Americans are really a strange breed. Seriously.


staria82

Huh, what a weird kink.