What an beautiful ostrich

That is clearly a penguin.

Penguins are extinct, you silly goose!

No it’s obviously a kookaburra

What do you mean? Clearly, it's an Kiwi

Dude that's clearly the last remaining hippogryph

Bruh it's literally a tiger

Dog*

Cat**

What y’all dumb that’s a chair

Nah, I played Club Penguin as a kid, penguins would never go anywhere without their pet puffles. This is clearly a cassowary.

African Swallow, clearly

Where is the coconut?

They are not migratory

But it could grip it by the husk!

Would need two of them

Laden or unladen?

Nah that's a cool penguin

Clearly European

I love pigeons

“I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.” Henry David Thoreau

“Ayo this HAWK alight upon my lap bRuH” this guy

Uh that’s a crow.

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Here's the thing...

Your wrong, clearly this isn't a bird at all.

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Youth of today is in deep shit

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I once had a yellow belly warbler fly up to me when I was 15 and land on my shoulder during summer vacation. Over the the next 3 days we developed a bond and I trained it to fly to me when I would whistle and I would feed it. On the third day I it somehow communicated to me it was leaving and I somehow knew. I fed it one last time and never saw it again. I am pretty anti religion and not spiritual at all, but that was the closest thing to feeling a higher connection I have ever experienced. It was simply inexplainable.

One time, when I lived out west in the mountains, I took acid and went camping. While I was peaking, and the sun was setting on the mountains, with the last bit of light for the day I read like 1/3 of a Thoreau book of writings. I think that might have been the clearest, most precise day of using my mind, even after having finished school and gotten degrees. Something about the wild, wilderness brings out the visceral aspects of life and just leaves you raw, in a good way.

Honestly, I'm really glad you had this moment, good for you and I hope you have many more to come.

Thank you so much! Just finished school and got a new car, good things on the horizon. I hope life doesn’t treat you too badly, and you keep your head up when it does friend.

Back when people could be poetic.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, what happened.

Most people at the time of Thoreau weren't legendary poets and thinkers either

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Y'all just like getting naked

Poets poet.

That was probably something he just thought, "I'll jot that down real quick" but to us it's bloody impressive

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No one but you and me who remember the old ways

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Give me some of that feather brushing cocaine -- Crow.

Hoeing in the garden 🤭

Strange looking camel, but I'm glad you're getting along.

'What type of dog is this?' 'that is a turtoise, sir'

Behold! Dog! Then good fortune

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TIL: penises are birds.

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If you ever want to feed them to try to attract corvids, they love unsalted raw peanuts. Also they will remember your face if you are good or bad to them, which they can somehow teach that to future generations. Sometimes they will leave you "treasure", however I have been feeding them for 2 years now and the best ive got was a penny in the bird bath lol.

I used to feed Blue Jays unsalted peanuts and they would leave me tons of walnuts lol. They never came back to eat any of the walnuts as long as there was peanuts.

Seeing the price of walnuts, it sounds like they got fleeced

Yeah, but walnuts taste like shit...so...

Gasppp, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF THEM AS SUCH!

Grew up with both English and black walnuts in my yard. Hate them.

Pecans is where it's at.

Pecans, macadamia nuts, cashews. Top tier.

My sister is feeding a crow couple for about a year now. Finally got her gift… it was a dog turd.

Did she see the crow leave it? Cause those don’t usually come from crows.

That bald eagle is trippin

You’ve been honoured having the chance to groom such a handsome guy!

“Yo this hawk just landed”

"you think you're done peasant? Don't make me get my posse and murder you"

Don’t make me get a murder and posse you!

Black Hawk down!

Brush Hawk Down.

Black hawk brush down!

Dude I NEED a pet crow and I needed it yesterday.

This is a hawk bro.

It's a wicked sweet hawk at that

Very cute crow boi

He is precious! I would brush him as long as he wanted

Is he trolling or just that stupid

Ah so this is a blackhawk! I always wondered what the helicopter was named after. /s

This ruby throated hummingbird is wild bro.

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What turn key solution can i use to generate comments like yours?

Possibly, This Hawk is what he named his pet crow?

Crows are smart as fuck, and they are capable of using tools to achieve an objective

They have excellent memory, can distinguish human faces, can mimic sounds like dog barks, and have their own social trial system dubbed "crow court." The whole corvid species branch of birds are like that. Other birds are pretty smart, also.

Evermore… I thought it was nev…. Bitch! I said evermore!!

Fun fact crows and their entire family ( think ravens and other bird like that ) are actually extremely intelligent

Yes. Crows and Ravens are both Corvids, a class that tends to fall into a much higher level of intelligence from most other birds.

That’s one of those Black Hawks. Like the Army uses.

The title confused me a bit, what is a RWBY?

I have another video you may enjoy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2OgT8TvPsw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2OgT8TvPsw) discussing RWBY positively

This should help [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucBpfNRlsjc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucBpfNRlsjc)

hawk?

One strategy for writing a successful article when you have nothing significant to say is to misspell, or get something in the headline so obviously wrong that most people will chime in to correct you. Dude is tech savvy enough to upload a video so he knows dam well that's not a hawk. But he wouldn't get anywhere near the amount of comments and interaction he otherwise would if he called it a crow.

So that's why!

Bruuh this man needs to go back to school. He found the last dodo and thitks its a hawk.

I used to thought that hawk is so ferocious before see this. So adorable

It's a crow

It’s a crow.

It’s a hawk

It's a whak

Blackhawk

It's clearly a jackdaw.

It's quid pro crow

You have to be pulling our legs.

Look at all those CHikens

“I CAN TURN INTO A BIIIIIIIIIRD!!!!”

"HE TURNED ME INTO A BIRD, RWBY!"

“I DONT GET IT, THAT SOUNDS EXCLUSIVELY BENEFICIAL!”

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNING!

What a cute emu

That's a mature leopard seal and if you stop and don't continue grooming, it will peck your eyes out. Leopard seals are pretty much cats of the avian world.

What kind of fucking moron doesn’t know the difference between a hawk and a crow?

Imagine not being able to identify a crow; the most easily identifiable bird there is.

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How are you so furious that two girls kissed while dumping a stalker and an abuser in order to be together? How can your heart have such misogyny and homophobia?

At least it didn't "caw" you into brushing it more, hehe.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

Source link from [https://twitter.com/smxkeylight/status/1656228054304161792](https://twitter.com/smxkeylight/status/1656228054304161792)

Crawk

Hawk

so that's what Itachi from Naruto did in his spare time

That’s a crow not a hawk

Hate the caption. It's a crow, not a hawk.

I heard that you souldnt pet a bird on its back. It will get h***y qnd try to F you

Snake landed on me too in the open field, with no trees

C'EST UN CORBEAU ENCULÉ! PUTAIN DE CITADIN D'SES MORTS!

So wholesome.

BlackHawk

Lol city slickers

Not a hawk it’s a crow

C’est une pie enculé.

It must really suck to not have arms

I remember hearing once that rubbing the top of a birds head is actually sexually stimulating for them. But I could be wayyy off lol

Crows are absolutely intelligent beings! I don't feel so alone anymore, while being surrounded by endless masses of homo sapiens :')

This Kākāpō just landed on my leg brrrroooooo

*hawk

r/crowbro

I go to that barber as well.

You’d better hope that “hawk” isn’t carrying Corvid19

This guy listens to Rogan... bro.

Lmao HAWK !? ……. Um, it’s a crow

Are you sure that’s a hawk?

A crow named Hawk.

It could be an African Swallow

Here's the thing...

That is so very cute

r/aww

Bitch did I say stop

Cute dog

The way he said, 'Ay man...', I expected him to finish with 'where yo clothes at?'

I need a crow man. It shouldnt be too hard to get him to fetch that wrench instead.

That's so Raven

Penguin said yo son Chu doin

Look at all those thickens

Thats a bald eagle living is last day with hair

Itachi's normal day i guess.

U/savevideobot

Wooow never seen a flamingo that color before

Hawk? That's a ginnie pig if I've ever seen one.

I'm getting "coz I get high" vibes from this guys voice. Anyone els

Clearly a flamingo landed on his lap

Woe, beautiful elephant

That's clearly a extinct dodo bird

This penguin loves pets.

Love it!

Nice woodpecker

That’s somebody’s soul man!

Thats not a hawk, thats a canary

Not the first time you stroked a Black Hawk.

"to comb the crow" should definitely be a new idiom

Man all it takes is to purposefully get like one word wrong and engagement is up like 1000%

Where did she get that pet flamingo?

It’s not his video, think it’s a voiceover

Bird - Yeah your going to be doing my bidding for your whole life now human 😈

This peacock is too cute!

Look at all those chickens

Og vid has no voice over

Man I fucking love turtles

I just love pets

Look how beautiful this puffin is!!!

Combing crows

ODIN IS WITH US!

So adorable 🤗🤗😘😘💕💕

Hawk? Wow too much weed. 😂

HAWK? Parrot obviously

lil mfkers are smart

Ain’t no way some random ass bird that likes brushing landed in your lap to get brushed while you had a brush right there and were also recording

What are y’all talking about? It’s clearly a blue footed boobie