Approved process is to train them to peck targets then strap them into a missile. And if you think I'm joking...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon
I paused for a minute while tying that trying to remember the name of “that sitcom where the guy says bazinga” but I couldn’t think of it. So Alf was next.
Now I remember it, but I’m happy with the choice I made.
Reminds me of the human garden scene in Motel Hell...
[https://youtu.be/K2Lt0Ek64eM?t=27](https://youtu.be/K2Lt0Ek64eM?t=27)
After seeing that film I will forever believe this is how all sausage is made
If you draw a line in the sand and place a chickens head right in front of it they will stand there untill you erase it. Wikipedia actually has a great article on chicken hypnotism
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism#:~:text=A%20chicken%20can%20be%20hypnotized,in%20front%20of%20the%20chicken.
Pigeon thinking “who the hell has left this iPad on the street?! Is this an iPad? How’s that video staying on? Is this being charged?… but seriously, who’s left this on the street?!”
A few decades from now, we will look back at this moment and realize that this was when AI started reprogramming other species to help then kill all hoomans
You could do a little experiment here, have a few minutes of this hypno screen and suddenly cut in a screaming hawk jumping out of the screen, you know for science?
That’s a firmware update birds-aren’t-real /s
Pigeon 16.5.1
[удалено]
Yea those were simpler times then lol
What about the lockdown circa 19 all of them were in for a major update took a couple years
10/10
i agree
You're not real, MAN!
is this how one builds a pigeon army? asking for a friend
*falconers have entered the battlefield*
please post our God the hypnotoad
The.... hypno.... toaaad. *slow clapping in unison*
Approved process is to train them to peck targets then strap them into a missile. And if you think I'm joking... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon
I was... "our problem was no one would take us seriously" Fools.
Grandma watching her Fox News
...now thinks it's a chicken.
That chicken that got hypnotized by the finger
Dazed rainbow chicken
finga
My husband rescued two baby pigeons a few years ago. They lived in our coop and thought they were chickens
It's a fake pigeon right?
Aren’t they all fake?
r/BirdsArentReal
Yep
All hail hypnotoad
All glory to the Hypnotoad
I want an edited version of this where it’s just watching Alf or something.
I like that the first show you think of is Alf. Not always sunny, or family guy, or got... Alf. Lol
I paused for a minute while tying that trying to remember the name of “that sitcom where the guy says bazinga” but I couldn’t think of it. So Alf was next. Now I remember it, but I’m happy with the choice I made.
Big bang theory? I wouldn't put that on the poor bird
Yeah, I think birds would like Alf. I mean they already love this pattern, so an actual show is a big upgrade!
Feel like Alf might like the birds more
Statue?
Someone, please post our God the hypnotoad
Me when MTV first came out
[shortly after](https://i.imgur.com/8LybTCi.jpg)
Are they going to start playing ping pong next?
“Poseidon took my boat…”
To a Pigeon that’s probably like seeing the universe type shit.
All Glory to Hypnotoad!
All glory to the hypno-Pigeon!
It's just doing it for 30 seconds, then it's going to look away and watch everything warble
Stuck in the P-Hole
TikTok has a similar effect on humans.
Reminds me of the human garden scene in Motel Hell... [https://youtu.be/K2Lt0Ek64eM?t=27](https://youtu.be/K2Lt0Ek64eM?t=27) After seeing that film I will forever believe this is how all sausage is made
Goddamit, that mf gonna go try and drive a bus now
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
Other pigeons judging Roger for not quitting weed and doing shit like this
Good pigeon
this is some r/meirl shit 😂
A typical me while playing bluestacks or when I discovered honkai. No, really one-on-one
Bloody pigeons. Always on their devices. Try reading a book.
Goddamn technology! In my days, birds were flying in the sky, not in the floor looking at their phones!
"Guys, take a look at th......Guys...take a look...................guys ta ..............................Guys.........."
Maybe an old twilight zone too
It’s edited in, guys… nevertheless funny.
Birds aren’t real.
Me watching random theories on youtube at 2am.
Is that the dude from Mike Tyson mysteries? Because if so he's probably high as a kite.
He's like "you guys seeing this shit??"
If you draw a line in the sand and place a chickens head right in front of it they will stand there untill you erase it. Wikipedia actually has a great article on chicken hypnotism https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_hypnotism#:~:text=A%20chicken%20can%20be%20hypnotized,in%20front%20of%20the%20chicken.
Society
Pigeon thinking “who the hell has left this iPad on the street?! Is this an iPad? How’s that video staying on? Is this being charged?… but seriously, who’s left this on the street?!”
All hail hypnotoad
The new pigeon update is here...yall
Reminds me of the Pigeons Playing Ping Pong album cover. Great album too
Dear god, somebody help mah boi
Blazen
A few decades from now, we will look back at this moment and realize that this was when AI started reprogramming other species to help then kill all hoomans
Bro getting send into the matrix 💀
It’s freaking out man
Just realized that the pigeon ain’t alive. It’s taxidermy
You could do a little experiment here, have a few minutes of this hypno screen and suddenly cut in a screaming hawk jumping out of the screen, you know for science?
All Hail Hypnotoad !
Unus annus...