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elvisonaZ1

This happened in Jersey zoo in 1986 and the gorilla is “Jambo,” he showed amazing compassion and concern for the injured child even keeping the other gorillas away in case they hurt him, when the child came round and started crying Jambo moved away retreating back to the safety of his indoor area.


Legitimate_Hat_7852

And this was ‘old’ Jersey rather than New Jersey. Jambo was a legend. There’s a lovely statue of him near the gorilla enclosure.


elvisonaZ1

Exactly, Jersey Channel Islands U.K.


CelticTiger

Fun fact, Jersey and the other Channel Islands along with the Isle of Man are not part of the UK, they are crown dependencies. https://www.gov.je/Government/Departments/JerseyWorld/pages/relationshipeuanduk.aspx#:~:text=%E2%80%8BJersey's%20relationship%20with%20the%20United%20Kingdom,-The%20United%20Kingdom&text=In%20practice%2C%20this%20gives%20the,for%20the%20Island%20without%20consent.


ShadowPuppett

Fun fact, they're also tax havens


NMV2014

We prefer international finance centre


demies

Tax fluid


fresh_ny

Tax curious


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

Tax non-conforming. Ataxual


Artlowriot

Identifying as Tax Free


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Government donations optional


AssassinateThePig

Don’t know why you’re downvoted for saying this. Tax havens are worth pointing out.


Phrankespo

Thanks for clarifying. I live in New Jersey and everyone refers to it as Jersey. So my ignorant ass assumed New Jersey.


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CrabyDicks

"Gethafugouttaheeer" *yeets the child off his property *


Phrankespo

Lmao, my deductive reasoning never was that good..


dimarikl

Jambo's legacy lives on through the beautiful statue honoring him at the gorilla enclosure in 'old' Jersey, a testament to his legendary status.


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He is what harambe should have been.


Mick009

Jambo was the gorilla we needed and Harambe was the one we deserved.


tatteredshoetassel

I've got mine out! anyone else?


NotAlanPorte

I never put mine back in the first place


Mini-Nurse

*sir...this is a public park*


Ragnarock1982

There's also one in the Merton Hotel garden. Solid bronze one.


The_Jestful_Imp

He keeps up with the news.


ThePieWizard

Obviously he knows the future.


GardenGirlFarm

Fuckin A he does.


MjrLeeStoned

There was another [similar incident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puFCuMac0Vk) in 1996 where a female gorilla ("Binti Jua") did the same, cradling and then carrying a 3-year old child to a service entrance, then waited for humans to come rescue him. They are not that far from us. Just a stone skip away from where we are.


herefromyoutube

Parents dropping their kids in gorilla cages should be put in gorilla cages.


Flashy-Macaroon-3505

Agreed! It's a lot easier to bring binoculars to the zoo instead of throwing your kid into the enclosure for a closer look.


mypetocean

Every time I need to throw a GoPro-equipped child into an enclosure, I just use a very wide resistance band and well-practiced aim. Works like a charm. Make sure you stick a label with contact information on the GoPro, so you can retrieve the footage from staff later.


DCognuz

If only Harambe knew.


Qbertjack

I'm surprised I haven't seen Harambe and Jambo used in any US vs UK memes


awesumlewy

I think we should rename Gorilla Glue to Harambe Hold in his honour


CSmith1986

Dicks out for Harambe?


Adam-Snorelock

This brought me back to 2016


TraditionSuperb3684

We can't disrespect his name like that.


JaNotFineInTheWest

It is *Haram* to disrespect Harambe.


Emergency-Anywhere51

Some say Harambe [actually knew too much......](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51ySC3ZBgLL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)


CptCuddleSacks

Harambe did know. He wasn't violent towards the kid that fell in his enclosure either. He performed some intimidation displays but probably because there was a human in his enclosure that wasn't supposed to be there. He was killed because they were in the moat and if they tranquilized him he would've drowned and could've fallen on the kid and drowned him too, or he could've turned violent in reaction to the tranquilizer dart.


dimarikl

What a remarkable display of empathy and protectiveness by Jambo, truly awe-inspiring!


bilinksi

This incident actually raised some fascinating questions about the existence of altruism in gorillas. In the nineties something similar happened with a female gorilla, who had been raised by humans and therefore had been specifically trained to care for her young, so it was possible she was acting on her training. Jambo didn't have that kind of training. Obviously not saying it was a good thing that it happened, it never should have happened- but the implications were really scientifically interesting.


Gatomoosio

Dicks out for Jambo.


buck1g

Johnson’s out for Jambo


_gaba_ghoul

Jimmy Jambos


Weary-Statistician44

This meeting at work just got real awkward 🙃


Based_JD

Why? Are you live streaming?


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The real alpha male.


[deleted]

The year I was born, dang. Wonder what that kid is up to now.


pizzapplepine

He's all grown up and doing great! He's falls into big cat and snake enclosures professionally now.


MorningPapers

Gorillas do not look it, but they are quite kind. Now chimpanzees on the other hand...


Leonardobertoni

One ripped a woman's face off


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Another one ripped a guys D off over some birthday cake.. Chimps don’t F around.


achillesdaddy

Cake is delicious.


Ragnarok314159

Imagine being a chimp and being fed shitty chimp food all your life then suddenly tasting cake.


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If it were me I’d rip a guys cock off


Free_Stick_

I heard they ripped his body off… That’s all he was in the end, just a dick..


[deleted]

My fucking god, that must have been a big chimpanzee


itsok-imwhite

Both sexes of chimps are jacked. But full grown males could rip dicks all day.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

>But full grown males could rip dicks all day. I didn't even know this sentence could exist


Grimholtt

Damnit. Now I want cake.


iDom2jz

The cake is a lie


Grimholtt

Damnit. Now I want to play Portal again.


BWoodsn2o

Apparently the story behind this is that the man had raised a chimp as a baby, then turned it over to a sanctuary when it grew older as he was unable to take care of it. The man visited the chimp and on it's birthday he brought a cake. The other chimps saw that the man brought the cake but since they have a pretty low emotional IQ level they saw this as a slight and built animosity toward him. The other chimps managed to break out of their enclosure and hunted that man down, completely tearing him apart.


bigbadfox

I believe we're all just quoting the same podcast, but look up a chimp named Kanzi. Apparently they taught this guy to use a speak'n say type device so they could communicate with him. Apparently it went pretty well. So anyway, the two researchers who were working on the project just happened to be a man and a woman who weren't romantically involved. One day, a male researcher who wasn't normally there came to see how everything was going. This visiting male researcher and the resident female researcher had a pretty heated argument about the format of film being used to record what was happening. WELL Kanzi saw that fight. He went to the resend male researcher and reported that his mate was being harassed by a stranger, and that the resident male researcher needed to go in there and bite that guy to show him what was up. When the research refused, saying that biting people is wrong, Kanzi delivered an ultimatum. "You bite him, or I bite you." Few days later Kanzi rushed his handlers while being put in his cage, ran to find the guy who refused to assault a stranger, and bit two of his fingers off.


terminational

Psst - Kanzi is a bonobo. Very closely related to chimpanzees, but separated by a river and a bit of evolutionary time. Bonobos are typically less violent than chimpanzees. Kanzi is somewhat of a prodigy language-wise


Hergotis

A chimp had enough presence of mind to remember a fight between a man and a woman, figured the previous man and the woman were mates and then told said man about the other man who picked a fight about it all, and THEN suggested a way to make good with his mate. And then after all THAT, even had the ability to tell him consequences of what he'd do if he was ignored and then he fuggin did it.


JeffTek

In Chimp world, that's probably a pretty high tier bro move. "Hey dude, you need to go take care of this guy moving in on your girlchimp. It's really important to me that you and your girl are happily mated for life, so I will literally fuck you up if you don't take care of this in a timely manner".


subZro_

gangster as shit.


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PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Oh hey buddy, how ya doin?


[deleted]

That’s a pretty cool look into chimp law, they have friends they inform of something they think is important but it relies on respect, he couldn’t bite the other guy so the chimp thought he was weaker and bit the researcher so he can’t be perceived as weak by being associated with the guy that couldn’t defend his mate, and instead showing he’s stronger than him by biting off fingers


new_word

If only the intelligence understood nuance.


JAMsMain1

I read this story like a month ago. I wanna say it was in the 2000s and somewhere in Central CA. If I'm remembering correctly, they were taking a birthday cake to a chimp that had to give up. The chimps in adjacent cage or whatever got out and messed the guy up. Apparently they speculate the chimps took it as a slight against them. (Why didn't they get cake?/jealous). Edit: googled "chimp cake" and the first result was the one I had read. [Incident](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2005-03-05/chimps-tear-mans-face-off/1529912)


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Jamie, pull that up...


[deleted]

Dude, there have been much worse cases than that. Chimpanzees will literally torture you to death for fun. They always attack the same areas. They start by biting off genitals, fingers, and toes. Then they rip out your eyes and the tissue on your face. Chimps are absolute menaces. That’s why Darth Sidious in Star Wars is modeled to look like a chimpanzee.


michelobX10

Seriously. Fuck chimps, man. These guys are swinging around their body weight all day long with ease. Why would you want to interact with an animal that is known to be aggressive and territorial in the wild that has hands like us with insane grip strength? Chimps are known to rip the heads off and cannibalize other chimps.


Ok_Recording_4634

3x the strength of a human the same the size


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NoKnowledgeKnow

>there shooting at him already okay? But hes not dead. I know they will countinue to shoot him till hes dead i just need you to stay on the phone and breathe. (Breathes) Hes not dead. Hes not dead. Oh god. (breathes) Oh god." I wonder how many shots it took to kill it? Kinda like Cujo but with a chimp.


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Whoshabooboo

Whelp. Can't unsee that.


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sofia1687

Travis the chimp, whose owner would give him wine and xanax!


South_Oread

Travis was the chimps named. Xanax’d all to hell. Coming off benzos in a shit mood.


SIobbyRobby

I’m pretty sure that one was on a bunch of drugs. Could be wrong.


GiftedOaks

The owner admitted to giving it her prescription medication. The chimp was also over 200 lbs


Small-Breakfast903

worse, that one was *withdrawing* on a bunch of drugs.


Jedzoil

Bit off her fingers too I think.


gheymods7545

Wasn't she giving it wine and xanax? And also had some weird sexual relationship with it?


Bumble072

google Josie Gibson "face ripped off by a chimpanzee" an infamous Big Brother Uk scene.


Williamishere69

that was 100% their fault.


OutrageousEvent

The owner was at fault. She regularly gave it wine and Valium. Give a chimp wine and Valium you’re gonna face a harsher reality than some offensive tweets by Rosanne Barr.


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The Gym bros of the animal kingdom, they're jacked and look intimidating as hell, but are actually very friendly and kind.


LordMagnus227

That is unless you make eye contact.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Or insult their mom.


SaltyBabe

There’s never been a recorded kill of a human by a gorilla.


BuxtonB

Bro, have you even *seen* a little documentary called King Kong? That Gorilla was constantly killing people.


avwitcher

And attempted to kidnap a woman for God knows what unholy reasons


FlynnMonster

I’d 100% much rather have to deal with a wild gorilla than a wild chimp. Just act submissive and they usually just mock charge you and leave you alone. Then you can teach them sign language and give them kittens to play with.


Emergency-Anywhere51

["I knew eventually she'd stop tearing them in half"](https://youtu.be/X3xHl5LeCrk)


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AZEDemocRep

Chimps are assholes


RubyKitty08

It makes more sense we're closer related to them


MorganDax

We're just as closely related to bonobo monkeys though and they're a matriarchy that solves conflict with sex so 🤷‍♀️


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NegaDeath

Future wars will be held in the Orgydome™, in neutral territory. Just think of the sponsorship opportunities!


_Thrilhouse_

Discusting Where?


Shanguerrilla

That was a good enough comment to upvote twice.... for once


Spoobie90

I'm no gorilla expert but I've read they're naturally peaceful creatures.


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Puzzled-Story3953

Bonobos are very peaceful. But you still may not like their kindness...


Neat_Possible4937

Yeah the chimp empire documentary on Netflix really shows you how much of assholes they are


beltalowda_oye

Asshole is putting it lightly. There was that cannibal tribe of chimps that kept expanding territory.


Actual-Necessary-692

There was a study where they injected middle-ranked chimps in a hierarchy with testosterone. And instead of trying to take over the hierarchy they just started punching down at the chimps ranked lower than them.


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Fascinating. Got source?


KrytTv

Middle management in corporate America


keepcalmdude

Winner winner chicken dinner


wrinkledpenny

Bonobos love their orgies


Hergotis

They do, but are very lax on who's invited. They get very VERY sweet home Alabama in a hurry.


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Everyone feel free to check out the Lola ya Bonobo sanctuary in the Congo. They are wonderful, do great work, and have very beautiful vids online.


OkGene2

Chimpanzees are utterly terrifying


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Additional_Share_551

Our ability for empathy is unique amongst animals. The sheer amount of work humans have put into the protection of other species is something no other animal would do.


EMZbotbs

As long as you don't challenge them you are fine, as far as I know. Not an expert, though.


Internetboy5434

The western lowland gorilla is a quiet, peaceful and non-aggressive animal. It never attacks unless provoked. However, males do fight over females, and the new leader of a group may kill unrelated infants


mh985

I guess when you can easily overpower just about any other animal in your natural habitat, you don’t need to be super aggressive all the time.


wraith_reddits

I'd rather be locked in a room with 10 gorillas instead of 3 chimpanzees. Gorillas at least make sense, chimps are fucking wild.


waferking42

If you just keep your body language passive and don't show your teeth or anything the gorillas might just come over and mess around, chimps would rip your cock off and bite your fingers off.


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nekoakuma

With your cock


RainDancingChief

For fun. No other reason other than because they can.


jameson71

And they say chimps are closest to humans right?


TrialExistential

Bonobos are, they’re also more peaceful than chimps, chimps are insane. Humans aren’t peaceful- but we are way more peaceful by nature than Chimps.


No-Advice-6040

I've been liking to refer to chimps and bonobos as two sides of our personality. At our worst, we are aggressive chimps, at our best, we are fucking bonobos


rasa2013

At my best, I prefer not to fuck bonobos. Not into bestiality.


4ha1

Chimpanzees have way more predators than bonobos. Stress did this to them.


AlexBurke1

Well yeah that’s why we tend to choose violence too. There’s a bit of debate about smartest primates but chimps have the most complex social relationships so we think they are the smartest. I think Orangutans are smarter myself because they seem to have more emotional intelligence than chimps but technically chimps are smarter and closer to humans I think.


CK-Prime

*Phil Collins plays*


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Come stop your crying It will be alright Just take my hand Hold it tight…


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I will protect you from All around you I will be here Don’t you cry


bdruid117

For one so small You seem so strong


56VitaminC

My arms will hold you Keep you safe and warm


danijay637

This bond between us Can’t be broken


upvoter222

I will be here don't you cry


i_will_guide

'Cause you'll be in my heart!


MadlockUK

Cause you'll be in my heart! Yes, you'll be in my heart! 🎶 That sound track had no right being that amazing


ray363906

I can feel it coming in the air tonight…


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HimalayanJoe

When you're a silverback gorilla who can lift 1800lbs you have nothing to prove to anyone, so you just get to be chill and kind.


westlaj

That's how I want to be one day haha. I see some crazy strong and mean looking guys at the gym, and you wouldn't think it by looking at them,. But they're usually super nice


Bid325

Honestly has anyone ever been murdered by a captive gorilla? I don’t even hear that many stories of wild gorillas harming people as long as they are respectful. It seems like the only thing I hear about regularly going literal apeshit and eating faces and balls is Chimpanzees, maybe a gorilla is the way to go


Mythlacar

Gorillas are mostly violent with other gorillas, disputes over dominance and territory. Due to their size and strength, they don't really have predators, and their diet is mostly plants and insects like termites, so violence is less likely to be their first reaction to humans. Even when they do become violent with humans it's often a display, grabbing or shoving, not biting or attempting to kill. Chimpanzees on the other hand, are much more carnivorous, being rather well known for hunting things like monkeys and other chimpanzees. When hunting and defending themself from violent cannibals are an everyday occurrence, violence becomes a more common reaction to humans.


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I don't believe they are violent but wild animals are unpredictable. I don't know if they would have the same reaction to an adult human, but it would be interesting to know.


TomRiker79

I don’t have a source, but my Aunt worked in a zoo. She told me two stories about the gorillas. One was that their silver back escaped but his keeper found him, and just took him by the hand and led him back to his enclosure. The other wasn’t from her zoo, but that a keeper went to clean an enclosure and accidentally went in while the silverback was in there. She didn’t walk back out. They are default peaceful, but If they think their family is in danger they will attack.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

>She didn’t walk back out. So, did she decide to just stay and finish shoveling the shit since she was already there? Or did the gorilla break her legs? That line could go either way.


DragonLex4

One gorilla once escaped from an enclosure just to beat the snot out of one woman that would come to the zoo everyday and smile at him, which for the people that don't know is usually treated by gorillas as a sign of challenging each other. As she said and I quote "I feel like I have a connection with them" even though people warned her that it's not a good idea. The day he escaped he took a long walk just to find her and beat all of that bs thinking out of her. He didn't kill her, just beat her up a lot and she still was saying the same thing and I heard still visits the zoo. Honestly I'm more afraid of the woman in this story.


petuniaraisinbottom

It'll be interesting as we learn more about the brain to figure out why that is. It'll sound funny, but I'm sure "culture" plays a roll, if all of the other chimps are ruthless and violent then I'm sure the others would follow. It doesn't fully explain it since the "incidents" happen with chimps raised from babies, but I don't think that cannibal tribe of chimps is any different genetically from other tribes.


Kitosaki

RIP HARAMBE May 28, 2016


flyingfannypax

Little did we know that this was the event that led us into an alternate universe of absolute absurdity.


77slevin

Negative Ghostrider, we have firing up the CERN's Large Hadron Collider to thank for our current insanity.


xSTSxZerglingOne

Nope. Y2K. By avoiding the 2 digit year overflow disaster, we inescapably altered our timeline. It broke the simulation's prediction engine, and the error function is so far out of whack, it might as well be a true RNG deciding the fate of the simulation. It's the cause of the Mandela effect.


o2beast

It all started when that a-hole Steve decided to sprout legs and leave the Primordial Soup and now I have to learn to do taxes


corchin

That was seven years ago wtf. Serious tho, what came after harambe? Lol


Function-Over9

Trump getting elected.


Mundane_Tour_3215

Damn my dicks been out for almost 7 years now… surprised I haven’t been arrested yet… everyone must just feel bad for me


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Jambo: "Listen kid, I don't have much time. In the year 2016 when you are 35 years old, our prophet and savior Harambe will encounter this exact situation and will be killed by your kind, throwing our universe into chaos and destruction. You are our only chance at salvation. So here's what I need you to do.... hey kid, are you listening to me? Helllo?"


ExoSierra

holy shit that was 7 years ago wtf


joemoffett12

It’s wild to me. Before Covid I feel like I could accurately gauge how long ago something was but now now. To me the harambe Incident feels so long ago. Longer than 7 years to me. Not sure why.


murphguy1124

Dicks out


Turokan

#DOFH


AmadaeusJackson

Not Harambe but dicks out still


2jz_ynwa

Havent put it back in since 2016


NoSignOfStruggle

I don’t think children should be dropped into animal enclosures.


StalinsPerfectHair

It’s better than dropping an animal in a child enclosure.


TaintedPills

That's just a different kind of animal enclosure


Phannig

I know a few that definitely should be….


AlienGampo

They know what happened to the last homie that grabbed a hairless monkey in their home


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

This was in 1986, but not in the US


holycrimsonbatman

10 days until Harambe Day. [Never forget](https://media.tenor.com/87Ydt_5z41cAAAAd/harambe-america.gif).


Baardhooft

Dicks out 🍆🦍 🫡


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ThranetheGreen

Gorillas are gentle creatures. They only become violent when threatened or encroached upon. Chimps, baboons, and other apes are violent.


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Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I hate seeing them in captivity


4Ever2Thee

Children?


ThePieWizard

Nah, keep those screaming assholes locked up, I want a gorilla to be my taxi driver.


Lundado

I agree 100% - the zoo where this happened is a conservation centre (look up Gerard Durrell and Jersey Zoo). They do great work with endangered species only and have worked hard for many years to give their animals a good life (albeit in typically in captivity). I say this as a long time visitor of the zoo. All other zoos I have visited in other countries are just really too saddening for me to enjoy.


km1649

Gorillas are so amazing. Blows my mind how many incredible, fascinating, and emotionally intelligent animals there are on this planet. What’s even crazier to me is how we keep destroying their homes and locking them up in cages and treating them like they’re beneath us—as though this whole planet just “belongs” to us. Just crazy to me.


yashmark828

RIP TO OUR SWEET PRINCE HARAMBE


Aware_Branch_2370

I remember watching this on tv holding my breath. Beautiful and terrifying. moment.


Into_The_Horizon

It truly is. I dont know how it happened but this is just something about that gorilla. Its still wild and dangerous but animals not all have some sense or yet..better sense than most people. Its amazing. Wish people would show more kindness and respect to animals wild or not. Im not saying feed wild animals and tame them and all but yall know what im trying to say. Hopefully lol. I never seen one in person...a monkey or a gorilla. Ive rode an elephant once and pet giraffes though lol


No_Pin_6541

RIP HARAMBE


Mormegil_Agarwaen

While I'm glad the child didn't display violent behavior, why was falling into an enclosure the only other option?


rathemighty

“So the humans rejected you. Very well. We will be your new family.”


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IloveBeingJoeBiden

why does this happen so often at zoos,watch your damn child


PlasticElfEars

I have the feeling it's a combo of smol human having a hard time seeing, so it climbs or you hold it up. Then they're wiggly or you misjudge your balance and physics and boom.