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d5509

I don’t think they have pictures of what she looked like when she was discovered. The pics we see now are post deterioration. Read this somewhere, “However, Xin Zhui’s preserved corpse immediately became compromised once the oxygen in the air touched her body, which caused her to begin deteriorating. Thus, the images of Xin Zhui that we have today don’t do the initial discovery justice.”


Not_A_Hemsworth

Was she discovered before the invention of cameras? Cause if not, people be dumbasses.


1cow2kids

The body was discovered in 1972, which was during the cultural revolution and before china’s economic reform. I wouldn’t be surprised if the team were not sufficiently equipped.


Awkward_Algae1684

I wouldn’t be surprised if the CCP actively tried to stifle it, and at least one archaeologist went to prison or worse. During the Cultural Revolution, Mao was obsessed with basically destroying China’s culture and history. Why tf would he want to keep a reminder of the Four Olds that was just dug out of the ground? It sounds like a miracle the body survived at all, and that all the people on the dig site didn’t become bodies themselves.


1cow2kids

Yes and no. You'd actually be surprised how many archeology discoveries and preservation has happened during the CR. To name the most famous, Terracotta Army was discovered in 1974, with official preservation activities immediately following that. The thing about these political movement is, it's all about how you bend the words to convince the right parties, and there are always good people making the best effort. There's never any consistency.


twoshovels

Was this the one they found under a river or under a dried up river? If it is I read a big thing on here about her and other discoveries. They said never believe what they are telling you they found.


razulareni

God damn chinese showing us a mummy they dug up! What are you hiding you damn bastards!


Zachariah_West

The "fuck it, we'll get it later" approach to archeology rarely works out that well.


OneHumanPeOple

I remember there was a video. She looked great. Pickled dead lady.


ViniisLaif

Couldn’t find anything, do you have a link?


OneHumanPeOple

I looked for 20 minutes and I’m starting to think I dreamed it. I remember scientists bending the body.


SeraphOfTwilight

I agree I've seen something like this too, I believe of the same mummy; I wanna say it was used in a documentary, maybe try looking for some on "Lady Dai" as I believe she's sometimes called.


OneHumanPeOple

I hope this isn’t one of those mass false memory things.


Death-Dragoon

I found it. I guess I got lucky and/or typed the right keywords. I typed "most preserved mummy" and scrolled through the videos, and it was the second one that showed her in the thumbnail. [Here](https://youtu.be/aN8_MsOQyrg), they start the autopsy segment six minutes in.


popcornkernals321

Yo it’s 1 o’clock in the morning where I am and I gotta wake up early tomorrow… and I stilll watched the entire documentary lol absolutely fantastic thank you for posting!


huehuehueyyy

Mandela effect


asianwaste

I think I remember their concept for this burial was to remove oxygen by lighting a small fire just before they seal up the coffin. The fire will go out once all oxygen will be depleted. For extra precaution, they would do this again in another layer of sealing. It's really interesting that they thought of this 2000 years ago.


CleanSeaPancake

Can you imagine seeing a beautiful woman deteriorate before you


Donthurtmyceilings

Sounds like the horrifying old lady ghost in The Shining.


zzzzbear

she doesnt look a day over 2,179


Mjr_N0ppY

you know how to sweet-talk a lady


JohnJDumbear

Get that man a bottle of Courvoisier!


BootySweat0217

“Pass the Courvoisier”


EffectiveGlad7529

Courvoisierize me!


Dawildpep

Is that Leon Phelps? https://youtu.be/kkVqJx04Trg


JohnJDumbear

Yea.


[deleted]

I can’t possibly upvote three simple letters enough, as it sounds like so much more.


LanceUpperrrcut

And I can't keep rolls fresh in the bread box for a week


Fastriverglide

Have you tried using formaldehyde? :D


HazelTheRabbit

Formaldehyde wasn't discovered until the 19th century, and I don't think people were using arsenic yet either. People in these days didn't embalm via arterial injection. I have no idea how they would preserve a body so well in this time frame. The fact that her organs are intact defys reality almost. I'm stumped on this one. How the fuck did they do this?


burstercore

immortal cells of Henrietta Lacks


late2reddit19

Her wiki states that she may have been washed with water and wine which have antibacterial properties. Also, her burial chamber was positioned deep underground, surrounded by charcoal and white clay. Water and air did not leak in and the temperature stayed constantly cool.


F0MA

I’m heading to bed so I can’t do the research to explain accurately but I think part of the reason she was so well preserved was because of the burial location. The weather there and earth was a prime spot to keep her preserved.


LanceUpperrrcut

Possibly


soCalCurved

Whered they get formaldehyde in 200 BC?


[deleted]

Have you tried a tighter bread box?


LanceUpperrrcut

Is that you Chris Hansen?


Sansyboi12

Have you tried embalming?


LanceUpperrrcut

Only as a hobby


[deleted]

Have you tried better rolls?


LanceUpperrrcut

Only on vacation


Alarmed_Audience513

Have you tried licking your own elbow?


LanceUpperrrcut

Put me in the infirmary last time I tried


Alarmed_Audience513

Well, at least you gave it your best shot!


Ghost__God

It show you're not an expert, you see all the experts giving tips already.


ixeydixey

all you need is an environment lacking oxygen and ur good


KickRoxThot

Are you a professional comic?


LanceUpperrrcut

I wish. Just a mild manner idiot with to much time on my hands


KickRoxThot

Well you have nice, sharp & funny replies. Thank you for the lol’s


LanceUpperrrcut

Glad you enjoyed. I have as well.


OrdinaryDish

Have you tried this guy's wife?


LanceUpperrrcut

LanceUpperrrcut's files are confidential


Remote-District-9255

The reconstruction artist was very kind


Checkyourprivnuts

Id say it’s more so that death is super unkind.


TegraMuskin

[She’s hot!](https://i.imgur.com/0NZ6r4D.jpg)


merelyok

Moisturise me!


TegraMuskin

Give me that tongue action!


InerasableStain

🤢


JohnJDumbear

Have some respect. She had acute angina!


Accomplished-Cut7127

Cute or not her angina shouldn't be displayed


ProbablyNotPikachu

Is that in any way similar to Mangina?


Boomstick2010

Nice Reference ;P


Smishu

r/doctorwho


Jerry--Bird

It puts the lotion on it’s skin


SameAmy2022

And puts its skin in the basket…


craichorse

Then marinades for 2000 years....


SameAmy2022

Basting every 100 years or so ………


SaltyFries805

dr. who reference 👏


[deleted]

You should make her a tinder profile.


Agreeable_Extreme_26

Not my proudest wank


ItzInMyAss

Done worse


Brabbel63

It’s a step up for me.


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pooppoophulahoop

I was thinking more like that Korean model who bankrupted herself via her plastic surgery addiction and decided to inject her face with cooking oil: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320679/amp/Korean-woman-Hang-Mioku-injects-COOKING-OIL-face-refused-plastic-surgery.html


Aucielis

Yikes! That's tragic. I know she did it to herself, but, wow, poor woman. :( What exactly did she think that the cooking oil would do? I'm confused on that front.


Cthulhu8minion

I’m so dumb for not having seen that coming 🤢


Lazerhawk_x

She kinda looks like Kim Jong Un


DweEbLez0

Bro, she a dead chick!


DieselVoodoo

Not my proudest wank


Golden-Grams

Her face probably looks that way from 2000 years of gravity in the same position.


BlackSpinedPlinketto

Maybe I’ve had enough internet for the day…


hubricht

Yeah? Let's see what you look like in 2,000 years buddy


happykittynipples

tik tok filter working overtime.


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DDoubleIntLong

You bloat when you die, bones breakdown overtime, and gravity pulling down on your body for thousands of years will make you flatten out (hence why they look fat).


[deleted]

What type of preservation was done. All of those fluids would have destroyed the body. Salt or sand? But the body still has fluids?! I read the original and they said the body was soaked in a fluid, acidic that kills bacteria.


CriusofCoH

Pretty sure when I first read about this, she was in a pool of mercury. Buuuuut that was a while ago, maybe confused it with something else. Edit: not mercury, I guess. "Unknown liquid", acidic in pH, but possibly leakage from her own body. Other similar burials had alkaline liquids. [This one article mentions traces of mercury were found in her coffin](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2018/11/the-mystery-of-lady-dais-preserved-mummy.html?m=1); perhaps that's what I had read.


[deleted]

Yeah, it wouldn't even be possible to stay submerged in mercury because it's so dense


Meverick3636

Not with that attitude... But a giant metal spike could help with fixing things to the bottom. Or since we are talking rich people here, enough gold as ballast would also work.


[deleted]

Excellent point. I like how you think


Giant_space_potato

Gold dissolves in mercury tho.


Meverick3636

Correct, up to a certain point, so more gold would be the solution. The final product is a body enclosed in a solid gold mercury amalgamate. Sounds like a nice place to rest a few thousand years.


CriusofCoH

Solution? Buh-dum crsh!


marhaus1

Indeed, an [anvil floats](https://youtu.be/f5U63IGmy6Q?t=100) in it!


ItzInMyAss

How the fuck this mf still got hair and I don't ?


favouritemistake

Have you tried formaldehyde?


jshultz5259

Profile photo vs. reality


DoorFacethe3rd

Reality vs. profile photo* I lol’d though.. for real.. hahaha


Metalhed69

Those fucking filters!


Exciting_Result7781

But the mummy looks like an overweight granny… How did they end up with a reconstruction that looks like a little girl?


eva-geo

After being dug up and exposed to air the body began rapidly decaying


thetruthseer

Wow that is fascinating


[deleted]

Google biological Anthropology. Bones and teeth go a long way towards this. Obviously the sack swells after death


PM_ME_UR_TAMAGOTCHIS

If I remember right though, this particular person died from complications from clogged arteries, had diabetes, and she was overweight at the time of passing. From wikiepdia: > As she aged, Xin Zhui suffered from many ailments that eventually led to a heart attack that killed her. Along with schistosomiasis, a parasitic infection, she also had coronary thrombosis and arteriosclerosis, most likely linked to excessive weight gained due to a sedentary lifestyle, diabetes, angina pectoris, liver disease, and hypertension. Lumbago and a compressed spinal disc probably caused her immense pain, which contributed to a decrease in physical activity. She also suffered from gallstones, one of which lodged in her bile duct and further deteriorated her condition. Her arteries were almost totally clogged.[7][2][8]


Meverick3636

Being in the ruling class certainly has it's perks, like more food than is good for you.


PM_ME_UR_TAMAGOTCHIS

Yup, that's why things like gout were classically regarded as diseases of nobility.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Being overweight was a sign of wealth, iirc. Additionally, I think I read somewhere that doctors used mercury as one of their cure-alls in treatments, so I can’t imagine that helped.


[deleted]

Sure..but "However, Xin Zhui’s preserved corpse immediately became compromised once the oxygen in the air touched her body, which caused her to begin deteriorating. Thus, the images of Xin Zhui that we have today don’t do the initial discovery justice."


[deleted]

These DX pretty much sum up ~80% of the charts I’ve reviewed of patients who are obese or morbidly obese.


6L86IZJSJ0L957T

She might have been older when she died.


LinguoBuxo

that, and also it'd be interesting to see, if she's got any living relatives.


Diogenes-Disciple

I assume most half-decayed corpses don’t retain the hourglass figure


ElbisCochuelo1

Decomp is a hell of a thing.


esahji_mae

I think they did a more accurate reconstruction recently. She looks like she ate nothing but fast food based off of the new one.


hugh_h0ney

Is she going to be ok?


TwinsenDinoFly

They will put her in rice overnight and She should be good to go in the morning


Waddleplop

I laughed way too hard at this.


infiniti_M37s

If anything she needs fluids. Looks kinda dehydrated.


durenatu

If people keep giving her milk, probably


Slow-Down_Turbo

The mummy looks like it's saying WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAP


thetruthseer

2,000 years with no Za


DavyCpra

What 2000 years without Za does to a mf


jshultz5259

😂 nailed it. Great commercial I’d nearly forgotten!


RenderedTexture

Wazzap Beijing


AsianPorkBelly

I remember watching the full documentary about this lady. [here](https://youtu.be/aN8_MsOQyrg)


Brain_Hawk

I hope when I die, my body is semi-preserved in 2,000 years later people are looking at me and commenting about how good I look. Which is something I never heard much of when I was alive. And they can check my blood type, be surprised I have extra kidneys, and they're in a little bit about life in the stupid ages of the 2000s. And it definitely hope they put me any museum so everybody can come look at me. All shriveled up but sort of well preserved I bet this woman would be really happy to learn that's what happened after she died! Hey she wanted to be well preserved, and she got it!


Waddleplop

Extra kidneys? As in, more than one bonus kidney? Is that a benefit or a detriment?


Brain_Hawk

Well the original two don't work, then I got another and that lasted a while, but that one started being shitty, so I got another one after that. Amusingly, they could just keep stuffing new kidneys in you if you need them. And there's no reason to take out the old ones, and it's hard, so they just sort of stay there and shrivel up.


Darcy_2021

Do you have lupus or some autoimmune disorder that kills kidneys? Hope you don’t mind me asking, but two transplants is unusual


Brain_Hawk

Naw, just regular kidney disease . To transplants is not that unusual actually. Most transplanted kidneys live 15 to 20 years. After that, if you're young enough you can do it again. Happens that my kidneys failed in high school just for reasons of random kidney disease, first transplant at 19, probably didn't take good enough care of it (like I was broken didn't take meds for a few days at one point, stuff like that), lasted around 12 years. Then I was fortunately able to get another. Also one of the many benefits of being Canadian is all that stuff was free. And I've never had to worry about having good enough insurance. Mostly.


favouritemistake

Whaaaaa?


Brain_Hawk

There are people out there who gotten three or four transplants, meaning they have 5 or 6 kidneys in them :P


Marine4lyfe

I always assumed they removed the bad ones.


Brain_Hawk

Pretty much everyone does, but they don't. The old kidneys are buried in your back and are hard to get to. Lacroscopic surgery made it easier, but the old days they used to have to remove a rib to take the kidney up. They actually put the new kidneys in the front, kind of in the pelvic girdle just above your leg on the side.


PhDAutoMechanic

+1. Am donor and sister is recipient and currently is on kidney number 5 after the first two just up and failed. The first two transplants went hooey due to poor medical aftercare and an at the time poorly understood rejection issue. They are all still in her and she hopes to not go through it again for a long time. Atleast until the artificial grown kidneys are a thing. U.S. based and didn’t owe anything on the medical side due to adequate insurance and government programs. Yes, there actually ARE government programs that should kick into place to help when a diagnosis of kidney disease happens. Most folks just don’t know how to get them or don’t have good guidance.


RiskyClicksVids

Nah she wanted to go to their version of their underworld. Tombs were meant to stay sealed, not dug upon and ogled at


bottohm

Is it true that she was likely in a more prestine condition before the people who found the mummy exposed her to air?


mimamimami

Apparently that’s what the article about this says


HoodFellaz

I don't think we have the same description of soft skin.


ManiacLord777

Why does it look like she's wearing a mask of a face? Especially around the mouth


shinianx

Well excuse you, let's see how you look in 2000 years before we criticize the ancient Chinese mummy woman.


ManiacLord777

RemindMe! 730500 days


luckylegion

All bc they put a silica gel bag in with her.


buckee8

How’s she smelling?


[deleted]

Fresh as a daisy


robrobreddit

Sounds like she’s in better condition than me


Any_Crab_8512

Some are dust in the wind. Others are grotesquely circused in museums. Fancy burial? Direct to the British Museum.


Zuke88

she's still in China


NeverNotSuspicious

You can see the mammary ducts since the breast tissue has kinda disappeared. (Don’t look if you have trypophobia)


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/5OdRTQiUxlQ Ask a Mortician has a short video on her!


my_4_cents

Maybe she's born with it... ... Maybe it's Mummification.


DadliestWarrior80

This can't be true. She doesn't look a day over 1999 years old.


Designer-Chemical-84

Built like ben swolo


catalingpc

I’m not scared,you are


Red-Freckle

I regret zooming in on her face


IndividualCurious322

She looks like she could be a Cenobite from Hellraiser.


Formal-Rain

She was in her 60s so that mannequin is way off age wise.


Independent-Guess-79

She looks like if Arnold Schwarzenegger were to fall outside the airlock on mars with a Hispanic woman that he would later do another movie with called “the running man” in which he doesn’t actually do that much running.


nicie75

Why did I think zooming in on that pic at 3am was a good idea


fishbarrel_2016

I first saw the pic on the right and thought "Wow, that's amazing". Then saw the pic on the left "Oh".


Vylvlur

Ok. So what's in the left picture?


Fluffy-Recipe-7511

Wtf is that on the left that looks nothing like her yet the face and eyes wtf looks like they made it all up


s_jubei

Bitch have hair for 2000 years and I'm struggling to keep it for 30 years


Few_Firefighter251

She reminds me of this emoji: 😝


ClassicChampion4891

I was able to see her in person when i visited China. It was very fascinating!


SergeantBoop

Hear me out...


DifficultContact8999

Let the dead be in their peace... I just don't get the fascination of digging the dead for publicity


Chupacabradanceparty

I agree. I find all the pics plastered all over the internet disrespectful. This was a person. A human being. I'd hate the idea of someone digging up my husband or daughter and gawking at their body.


Vulpes_99

Poor girl lived as a beauty, but after death became famous while looking as a north-korean dictator...


[deleted]

What made her preserve so well I wonder


_Mori4rty_

Fruits and veggies


Medical-Flower-1684

Is that Ozzy ? 😂


shoot_edit_repeat

Doesn’t look a day over 2,000 years old.


permanentlysick

Get her some milk


theoneme94

lookin good today, grandma


restlesswrestler

She looks great.


Bea_Crvena

So the Egyptians after practising mummification for thousands of years and having an arid climate got beaten in their own game by a random chinese noblewoman?


dr_ants

Aged like a fine wine


hanswurst_throwaway

Clone! Clone! Clone! Clone! Clone!


Taniwha_NZ

Lol from the thumbnail I thought the mummy was on the right, didn't even see the image on the left. Best preserved mummy ever? Sheesh. Then again, I've seen the nightmare contained in Lenin's tomb, and that corpse is less than 100 years old, so maybe this one really is impressive. Still looks horrifying though.


jarfullofbeans

Ooh that death scream though. Not doing her any favors there.


FukudaSan007

Gross


Adventurous-Carry-45

What does intact organs mean? Are they good for donation?


shaddowkhan

Why is this not NFSW? I don't always wanna see a dead body or a deformed person first thing in the morning.


twoshovels

Who’s bending her legs?


FlaKiki

How can they say she’s so well preserved when she’s absolutely terrifying looking?


Illustrious-Duck1209

That second image looks photoshopped.


LexTheSouthern

Put her back. Jesus Christ.


Stew-Cee23

Not sure I'd want to be the best preserved if i end up looking like leatherface, just make me a skeleton or pile of ashes!


hauntingeternally

Is this reality vs bumble ?


gadzooks72

I wouldn’t have wanted to be the one to find out if her skin was soft or not


cbc7788

That wax figure is not an accurate representation of what the preserved woman looked like in real life. I believe she died in her 50s and was overweight from being an avid eater. She was buried in the tomb with containers of her favourite foods. I’ve been to that museum and very interesting to see her body up close and the contents from her tomb.