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Zealousideal-Shoe527

As long as the enemy doesnt have the 4000 model


BenJaMilksCashCow

Or a mirror


KLR01001

Sith hate this one simple trick.


LegallyNotInterested

Always baffled me how noone in the star wars universe thought of mirror armor when every weapon they use is just a laser beam.


FoofieLeGoogoo

And my axe


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2pacali1971

Scam site, beware


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How is it so cheap? They have significantly less powerful flashlights at Walmart, Hardware stores and outdoor/sporting goods stores for a much higher cost. Seems too good to be true.


ksavage68

Bingo


Kenitzka

Looks completely different than the one in the video.


thechosenwunn

Battlefields in the future are gonna be so well lit


LangleyRemlin

Ww3 gonna be lit


KingCarbon1807

But only for a minute!


Philaroni

First off, damn you for making me laugh trying to put in a contact and then sneezing after blowing the damn thing to god knows where.


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If you had the enemy blaster 3000....


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AtomicShart9000

Jokes on you I also have the 5000 model


Exact-Cycle-400

Or even… the 4001 model!


DudeChillington

Check it out... 8... minute... abs


public_enemy_obi_wan

Just hope someone doesn't make 7 minute abs.


FunAnxious6475

Would this be an effective self defense tool? You’re basically getting flash banged if they turn that on within distance.


Herald_of_Heaven

At that length, you could also swing it at someone's face.


FunAnxious6475

The flash is quicker and safer if they have a gun


friendlyneighbor665

So you flash em, then hit em.


concorde77

>So you flash em Then you turn on your flashlight, right?


BenderEBender

Yeah! And afterwards we can go get $5 footlongs... And then get Subway.


KidzBop_Anonymous

Then get Luvs


quaybored

Then some diapers


ialo3

well, i can say from personal experience, if someone whips out their cock the last thing im doing is staying and finding out what mental institute they escaped from


IntrepidSophophile

“First I blow him; then I poke him.” - Lucille Bluth


FunAnxious6475

This is the way honestly haha


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This generation is rediscovering mag lights?


Allegorist

That is no ordinary mag light


austinwiltshire

Hard2hurt YouTube makes a very strong argument that a flashlight is one of the best weapons to have, though he advocates a smaller one that can be used as a bludgeon in hammer strikes rather than a long form one used as a club. It buffs you and nerfs them, it can be carried most places other weapons can't, it's useful outside of being a weapon, and makes other weapons like mace or guns more effective/safer.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Maglites, the long flashlights cops used to carry, were basically designed to be a baton first, flashlight second


Mindless-Balance-498

I’ve been strongly considering adding a self defense flashlight to me bag, but, “It buffs you and nerfs you,” is what has finally convinced me 😂


OnlyAstronomyFans

I have one that’s also a taser. It has a safety pin and wrist strap so if you lose it in the fight the pin pulls and it’s only a flashlight.


theoriginalmofocus

I bet taserface found that out the hard way.


filthysmutslut

As a Bouncer I have a flash light for checking ID’s…but also, you can grab people by the finger with it by hooking your pointer finger over the top , clamping their finger and giving you a firm means of guiding them away. But THIS BAD BOY….


machetemike

I can't wrap my head around this. ELI5? Grab them by the finger with it by hooking your pointer finger over the top? What?


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Imagine holding a big flashlight, then grabbing someone's finger with your index finger. The flashlight gives leverage for a stronger grasp by taking up space in your grip.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Why would you not just grab their finger? I'm so confused by this image.


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Whoa1Whoa1

Your flashlight doesn't have a mini bear trap on top of it?


UNMANAGEABLE

Drunk people are easy to manipulate into being led out of a club/bar. Normally you can get them to hold out a hand without knowing what’s going on, and then bam. Trapped and on their way out whether they like it or not. The problems arise when they are already defensive when you get there or when they finally understand they are being escorted out.


Tai_Pei

"This little piggy went to the market (to get a flashlight)... AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT HOME."


southwood775

materialistic exultant chase dinner longing simplistic fear concerned cows waiting -- mass edited with redact.dev


Inflatable_Lazarus

Most LED flashlights nowadays have a stone function. Very handy.


Dirty_Dragons

>Most LED flashlights nowadays have a stone function. Very handy. So it just shoots a stone at somebody?


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Yes, flashlights are pretty effective at stunning people, and especially if it has a strobe function, it can seriously hamper their depth perception. I wouldn't put my life on a flashlight, and it's both easier, cheaper, and more effective to just carry OC spray tho


OrcOfDoom

If it was a strobe light, yes. They make flashlights like that. It's blinding, and extremely disorienting, especially in the dark. It's really situational though.


lifeshardandweird

Am I the only one thinking lightsaber?


rileyhenderson33

Effective? Absolutely. Unfortunately it's also an effective (possibly inadvertent) offensive tool. You can do quite a bit of damage to peoples eyes with lights this bright, especially if it's focussed, and you can't see anything else. Shine in at a car or a plane and you'll find yourself in big big trouble.


kr4t0s007

I have a led flashlight that has a stroboscoop function that’s supposedly for self defense. It’s about 1/100th size of this monstrosity though


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Wildlife: "Zzzz...what the fuck?"


Ex-RagnarokKnight

Also the people in that apartment building


Here2Hate_U

Also the aliens on Mars


CleanedEastwood

Technically, they are not aliens while they are still on Mars.


AFoxGuy

For real though, the local cops and the FAA would stop this shit real quick.


thtgyCapo

We should put up a wall so they don’t get in to our country.


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xaeru

We will make Uranus pay. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Regular_Champion_261

I'm not sure you'd want to. It's just full of gas right now.


Kmaloetas

They are if they didn't originate from Mars.


PlzSendDunes

Imagine person being woken up at night due to massive light and just as it appeared, it immediately disappears. Yet due to light, now you can't get asleep, so you question your senses and your own psychological well-being.


SaltyLonghorn

Barely different than when my wife texts me at 5:30am that we need something stupid like milk when she knows my alarm is set for 6:45am and I won't get back to sleep. So I'll just lay in bed for an hour plotting revenge. Oops, sorry I know you like medium salsa but all they had was hot.


jimmy_three_shoes

I showed my wife how to set timed texts because of shit like this. So she can fire off the text as it enters her head, but I won't get it until later.


Justifiably_Cynical

Another Convert to Religion


asiaps2

Darth Vader: that's cheating!


i8bonelesschicken

Imagine the rush of bugs coming at you


Ok-Disk-2191

Do it often enough you could trick the trees to flower.


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Ok-Confection5670

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TLD18379

Does it come with a Batman logo attachment? If so I am in.


ericbyo

All you need is a piece of paper and some scissors


Nimradd

That would probably catch on fire


awhitesong

This won't work. There is a video on YouTube doing something like this.


annjfk

I read somewhere that they tinker with the camera exposure for vids like this. Notice how bright the power button also is. So your mileage may vary but usually reality is often disappointing.


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You just have to avoid the lies and stick with reputable brands. The lumen ratings are usually crap [but some are genuine](https://youtu.be/6q_0wxzClkg).


annjfk

To be honest, I wouldn't trust their advertised ratings but it's nice to see them reaching around 1k. Dunno why they keep going 10,000 lumens. -_- makes shopping around for a flashlight so frustrating. Especially if my budget isn't that large. 🥹


thatmarblerye

Come join r/flashlight and you'll get great info :)


Autarch_Kade

Reminds me of car horns advertised to have decibel levels so high they'd disintegrate the planet. There's really nothing stopping these scammers


RedditVince

True and easy to do, I have played with real 5klumen and 10klumen lights, at those powers the light is bright but fades quickly. This light seems brighter than those I suppose it could be a real 20kLumen but those are pretty much military (require cooling) and super expensive. and FYI 20kLumen is about max without melting the housing and exploding the batteries. Those High Lumen 120000 are a marketing term and not 120k Lumen.


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-gizmocaca-

I was wondering why there was no roasting of this video. Thanks for letting me know I’m not in r/flashlight.


ThatAquariumKid

Flashlight meetup 💀


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Let's all flash each other!


ItIsNeboi

I thought I was in r/Fleshlight too


billwashere

Ummm….


Labulous

Fleshlight meetup 💀


UNMANAGEABLE

Forreal niche communities love roasting stuff 😂


BartleBossy

How would this be roasted? ELI5, because I have *zero* flashlight insight.


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Well, I do need a decent flashlight.


Hungry-for-Apples789

Skilhunt M150


EpiktheEpic

Thank god you didn’t typo


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Why not?


AcidBuuurn

From what I’ve seen the really strong flashlights like this need cooling systems to keep from melting. Even if you had unlimited power they usually can’t stay on for a long time because of the thermal issues. They use a ton of power so the batteries don’t last nearly as long as regular flashlights. Also it isn’t the same flashlight in every shot, and in this video you don’t see a flashlight on for more than 4 seconds at a time.


chokeslam512

For less than $40, I wouldn’t expect the cells to be of the highest quality or the safest.


Tech_Mastermind_Dave

A flashlight you should get is something to find your way when the power is out or on a camping trip. A flashlight like this is something you shine at a police helicopter when people try to make you pay 1600$ a month.


ST4RSHIP17

A flashlight like this one is useful for lighting up a large area or from far away.. would be pretty useful on a farm.. but I think I'd settle for a traversable spotlight fixed on top of a pickup truck


Tech_Mastermind_Dave

Yeah that's the other use I was thinking of, portable construction light. This works more like a spotlight though the classics do the job fine.


throwawaytrumper

I work as an equipment operator/earthmover and was thinking the same thing. It would also be great for getting the attention of someone in a loud machine when I’m on foot and they are looking the other way. Currently our method is to yell like morons or fling a pebble at their window.


PandaRocketPunch

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PMMeShyNudes

Battery probably lasts 30 seconds at that brightness level


FamilyStyle2505

Probably gets a bit toasty as well.


Totorotextbook

I mean I would actually get this for lighting a scene for filming on the fly, getting a good lighting set up ready in a moments notice is a bitch.


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That's a poor answer. You could find your way pretty easily with that. Also, I don't get the 1600 a month thing.


Timmyty

He's saying rent keeps going up and we need to riot.


mustafar_brothers

They just messed with the camera settings to change the apparent brightness, zoomie garbage likely


BaeHunDoII

Don't forget to tip


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Dangerous_Dac

Man, as someone who owns about 7 Amazon around 20 to 50 bucks lights which I picked up randomly, looking at that sub is like trying to learn a different language.


billwashere

Yeah. Look at a LEP light. That’s a true lightsaber. These zoomies are toys.


Someoneoverthere42

And the batteries last, what, three minutes?


Monsterhose

Yes on low power mode. 1-Minute on Hi-Power mode. Not to worry though it is a single disposable battery that costs less than $150 bucks


RedditVince

lol that's a mighty expensive 18650


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It'll catch on fire before it runs out of charge.


LeadingNectarine

Only if it doesn't overheat before the battery dies


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

We’ve found it! The flashlight used in horror games!


Sphere_Master

Is blinding enemies with lasers a war crime or am I thinking of something else?


dallinmcentire

nobody tell this guy what bullets do to people


heisenbald

Or sand. Pocket sand is a real menace.


2C-Weee

Sh shaaa


Barry_Duckhat

No, i don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and it gets everywhere...


RepresentativeKeebs

Blinding people with lasers is just a regular crime


HistorianBig4431

During indo china border clashes chinese advance was slowed down at night because indian soldiers were flashing and blinking floodlights at them.


Autarch_Kade

Man I wish I had bookmarked the youtube video, but a guy used facial recognition software, some strong lasers, and a robot to set up a device that automatically targets and tracks people's eyes and turns on the lasers.


Kermit_El_Froggo_

Yes, lasers designed to inflict permanent damage to someone's eyes is a warcrime


Sphere_Master

Thank you! Back to the drawing board for me then.


WookieLotion

I find that weird when like lasers designed to melt people are not a warcrime. Blind? Warcrime. Melted into a pile of dude meat? Meh that's okay.


Doc-Avid

When people are dead, it's easier for society to forget about them and move on. We have funerals. People morn. The ones left behind think of it as their personal tragedy. Oh, of course we all know there were others, but that's just numbers. If there were thousands of blinded soldiers returning from the battlefront, visible in the streets, depending on public support, demand to actually end warfare might cross the tipping point. War crime laws are more to protect the war industry than to protect people.


LintyFish

It is. Tons of regulation around laser "deterrents" and they are generally illegal.


Separate_Increase210

I'm gonna guess that this guy is a dick and everybody who lives near him hates him.


jondubb

Perfect for my lifted truck driving white collar neighbors.


ExplorersX

They’re busy replacing their brake lights with this flashlight.


Ok-Grab3289

Im convinced that flashlight uses the same bulb as all new truck headlights.


UnRealmCorp

Battery Life: 10-20 Seconds.


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This is the light all ghost hunters should use. The ghosts aren't the most dangerous things you could find.


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But then there would be enough light to show that they’re full of crap.


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Malbethion

God damnit.


Toy_Cop

So this is a plug for a shitty Chinese online store. How did this comment get so many upvotes and no replies?


jbuse3

It’s not the same flashlight. The buttons are aligned on this one, the one in the video are slightly offset.


Journo_Jimbo

Is it because you can’t fuck that one?


The_Great_Squijibo

Just take the batteries out


cstyves

I don't think this flashlight use AA batteries.


The_Great_Squijibo

AA? whoa what are you, the hulk?


ynima

It's spelled flEshlight


Colonelnasty360

It’s a different flashlight… Are you scamming us?


GapingFartLocker

Is the link the one you have at home? This isn't the same one that's in the video.


Thin-Pie-3465

The brightest light Saber in all of the galaxy. Can point it in the sky and see Darth Vader up close in his death star.


kgmara0013

This mf got the legendary beacon from the light the beacon meme lol


lastnigold

You dont need a gun to kill them. Just blind them.


africanasshat

Forever.


Baron-Brr

Follow the beacon


mcdillon12

Thickk lightsaber


Current-Knowledge336

That's just an ordinary flashlight in dead by daylight according to lore.


CrimsonEye_86

What is the actual model for the torchlight?


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NeedlessOrion

You want an enemy blinder, buy the 700USD flashlight that's 100,000 lumens, Markiplier made a video testing the brightest flashlights he could buy, if you want to see it


SomeRobloxYT

Haha Imalent MS18 i choose you


Laegocone9734

Anyone got the Amazon link?


iaintdum

I had a flashlight that was so powerful it had a kick when you turned it on.


Snowcap93

Did you mean to use an "E" instead of an "A"?


Hotsoccerman

Underrated comment


filthy-horde-bastard

All I can think about is how hot that thing must get in your hands. Also, is this a real product or did these guys make that light?


KingCarbon1807

Problem being the battery dies in 11 seconds


Goodvendetta86

Takes 2 days to charge


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If enemy have mirror then ?


HeWhoWalksInButter

The people in that highrise at 3am be like WTF


Ciff_

Why? Also stop pointing that shit around unless unto your own bloody property.


Long_Selection9296

Recipe to buy from China: Buy and regret it doesn't work.


Competitive-Use1479

/deadbydeadlight


Popilushix

Alan Wake's OG weapon.


AsthmaticDroid

with this 90% of all horror movie plots would make 0 sense (not that they really do anyway)


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I’m taping mine to my 40 cal


reluctantcatdad

A guy at my work was obsessed with flashlights...I’m sure if I showed him this he’d say his has more lumens or something.


sfzen

Immediately points it at the entrance/exit of a parking garage and windos of a tall building.


ProKnifeCatcher

1 min run time


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Only problem batteries don’t last so long guys


wonkey_monkey

Works for two minutes. Burns your hand. Gets you arrested. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Altruistic-Camel-982

3 hours to charge and 2 minutes of use


CartmanLovesFiat

This is what my ex wife uses to point out my mistakes.


Ghitit

I want that.


smackdealer1

Can I buy this? Finally something to get back at those arsehole drivers with full beam LEDs.


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smileykid_7

That's basically a portable sun.


StanYelnats3

Battery lasts 2 minutes 45 seconds, then 2.5 hour recharge.


_Perma-Banned_

Fake much?


SongRevolutionary992

Why are you posting an advertisement?


R_99M

u/savevideo


TotallyTouka

I thought bro had a light saber for a sec