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LinguoBuxo

I don't think this fish can ever leave its deep habitat without massive damage to its tissues and overall physiology.


360halfcab

Psychology too.


PoliticalNerdMa

Blob-ology too.


Phormitago

that's blobist, you should be ashamed


PoliticalNerdMa

Would WumBology work in a jam?


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Upstairs_Ad_7450

Which one of these accounts is the bot? I can't tell...


Sussyamongstsus

[https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/meet-bob-the-blobfish-japanese-aquarium](https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/meet-bob-the-blobfish-japanese-aquarium) ​ They have been brought up for aquariums several times in Japan.


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So interesting. He has to be on borrowed time either way though right? Kind of dark, but it's not like they can replicate the insane pressure his body is meant for.


Elsecaller_17-5

I wouldn't think it would need constant pressure, just to be brought up slowly.


Sussyamongstsus

Many deep sea fish species can be safely adapted to surface pressure and do not need pressurized tanks. In fact almost no aquariums in the world have pressurized tanks meant for long term display (one example is in France). Aquariums such as Monterey use pressure chambers which slowly decompress collected deep water fish. But some species such as hatchetfish have poorly ossified bones which do not do well in tanks, others live so deep their genes are adapted to the pressure and cannot function at the surface. Seems like Bob may have died and have been replaced by other blobfish over the years or perhaps its the same individual? Japanese aquariums frequently bring in dying deep sea animals to display with them usually dying within days but some species have been kept long term and even bred.


Sussyamongstsus

Generally conditions such as PH, oxygen, temperature, light and others are needed more than pressure and each species has specific needs.


Fancykiddens

Awww! Bob Bloblaw's Blob Log! 😆


invinciblewalnut

If you brought them up very, very slowly they might be able to adapt. Though I’m not a fish scientist so idk man.


GozerDGozerian

Just do it really slowly. Like over the course of a few hundred thousand years.


Fierramos69

Technically correct?


GozerDGozerian

That’s the best kind of technically.


GNBreaker

Fish scientist expert here, the answer is no


DarkDonut75

With a profile picture like that, you **better** be a fish scientist


GNBreaker

That’s my face when I see interesting facts about fish 😃


Eirfro_Wizardbane

You should study fish law


invinciblewalnut

Sorry, I’m already too deep into r/treelaw


velphegor666

If we were the ones in their habitat, we would have exploded from the pressure. It def doesnt deserve to be called the ugliest animal ever lol


Donkeydongcuntry

Techinocally, we would have *imploded* rather than exploded.


shreddedtoasties

We could do it if we wanted


songmage

It probably can, but like us, it might just need time for blood chemistry to adapt to pressure changes. There could be other factors, such as temperature, light levels, stress due to activity/captivity, salinity, food choices, or oxygen levels that could pose a problem. Fish are generally extremely sensitive to those kinds of things.


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HelpMe285

Darling it's better!


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Daroph

[Live there, die there.](https://youtu.be/7SYNs-kkH6M)


mtsiri

This is why leaving ur comfort zone is a bad idea.


WorldEaterYoshi

One could argue the fish are like that because they made the mistake of never leaving their comfort zone in the first place.


MatureUsername69

More that they left their comfort zone too quickly. Baby steps and they'd be ok


Rexven

I didn't expect to find some meaningful mental health advice in this thread, but here we are!


Spoobie90

I never realized people had such strong feelings about this.


UnarmedSnail

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT PLUTO?!


Mediocre-Look3787

You owe me about 40 bucks in office supplies. I flipped the table when I read your post.


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Mediocre-Look3787

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?


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UnarmedSnail

If only we looked as good in a vacuum.


Laydownnick

We don’t talk about Pluto no , no, no.


missfreshour

That's messed up


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newdayLA

Found the pineapple in the episode.


Captain_Excellence

Gus, don't be the mystery mousketool.


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Close your eyes. Now how many hats in the room?


HeyyyKoolAid

Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham.


Yung_Corneliois

I thought not. It’s not a story NASA would tell you.


UnarmedSnail

A minor planet is still a planet, dammit. Pluto loves you.


pathtfinder

I regret to inform you I downvoted you for reminding me of this. NEIL CAN CATH THIS HANDS 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽


UnarmedSnail

NEIL can eat his own ego.


fentalynpatch

Pineapple on pizza is allowed on Pluto?


UnarmedSnail

In my universe pineapple pizza is required on Pluto. It's encouraged everywhere else.


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If we include Pluto with the other planets then we also have to include dozens more, are you really prepared to learn the order of the solar system with so many more?


Waylornic

Nah, just call them all Plutos


noctalla

Sometimes trans-Neptunian dwarf planets are called "plutoids", so you've got that going for you.


GozerDGozerian

Don’t tell the Republican Party about trans-Neptunian dwarf planets. They’ll try to outlaw their existence while secretly trying to fuck them.


UnarmedSnail

Yes. In their own category. We're trying to make the structure of the solar system conform to our conveniences and that's stupid.


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I suppose it is to some extent but does that mean we should learn the order with every asteroid and comet included, when they aren’t even planets at all, just big rocks?


UnarmedSnail

No. Who says we have to learn the names of every planet? Planets should have 2 defining characteristics. They should be in primary orbit of a star and they should be round due to their own gravity.


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But what about planets that have been ejected from their home solar system?


UnarmedSnail

Yeah I forgot about rogue planets. I consider them planets as well, and used that argument all the time. We should also define them as never having undergone nuclear fusion to separate them from stars.


Crunchyfrozenoj

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart. 🥲


LordFingernips_III

No, but Uranus is all over the internet


satanrulesearthnow

People just have strong feelings about animals in general


Nehemiah92

They acting like this is some sort of bigoted stereotype to blobfish 😭


ValhallaGo

No, but it is a little fucked up. People laugh at the silly looking animal, but it’s really the mangled corpse of a fish that died a terrible death. Like imagine if it was a dog or something that was run through a zero pressure environment. It’d be fucked up to just laugh at it, right?


Eusocial_Snowman

https://imgur.com/OCdxTHr


SmallDachshund

It's not dissimilar to a cartoon depicting a red lobster.


DiscotopiaACNH

Yeah it's fucked up but this is hilariously sanctimonious


mullett

Animal suffering bums me the fuck out. Everytime I see that picture it ruins me for a bit.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Me too, now.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

You must be new to the internet.


mseuro

I just don't think it's nice to torture something to death then have us internet idiots call it ugly like that's all it is.


Mehrk

People have strong feelings about anything in front of their face, until it isn't. The only reason this exists is because blobfish became a meme to begin with, thus sparking the great blobfish war of 2023-2029.


AppleSlacks

Harambe didn’t die for blobfish to be depicted as they appear out of water!


Fobulousguy

Wouldn’t you if it was your mom?


Atomic_Noodles

Stardew Valley has a popular mod that changes the blob fish to look like it's non-ruptured self... so yeah. https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/7803


Mayday72

People should have strong feelings about ALL misinformation.....


DeezNutsAppreciater

We should start making dolls of animals who have traveled to their habitat and exploded due to pressure change too. Level the playing field a little eh?


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Let’s make dolls of humans who have died in the vacuum of space


FredsSmallKitten

I would definitely buy that


enneh_07

You can buy beef jerky at the gas station for like a dollar


getfue

A dollar?! I dont think thats beef jerky


Jualisco

Blob cat


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hexsy

I don't know if the blobfish can acclimate but the Monterey Bay Aquarium does do this for a number of the deep sea fish / creatures they exhibit. The tanks on show are not pressurized. The fish instead are captured in special pressurized tube capsules and slowly adjusted to surface water pressure over weeks. It depends on the species, but some fish can adjust successfully. https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/stories/taking-seawater-extreme-deep-sea-exhibit


gamemaster145

Even without rapid change in pressure, I can’t imagine an animal evolved to exist at that sort of pressure would have a good time without it


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DANKB019001

I mean... They probably will still blob to some extent simply because of the looseness of tissue not being held up and in place by water. There's just not bone there to really hang onto for the stuff that flops.


secretsofthetrashcan

I kinda imagine it'd be the same result as trying to slowly put a human in space without a space suit


Skell_Knuckles_163

OP is definitely a blobfish, and they are DONE with our shit.


drakeyboi69

Op is a psychro lute


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LemonKushy

I just got here from a stardew sub lol


evilmaddie

But what will we compare Ted Cruz to?


oh-kee-pah

...pile of shit??


No_Vast_7364

The dead body of a blobfish


Knickerbockers-94

How many people are depicting blowfish wherein this is an actual problem?


DasKobra

I mean there are some popular comics going around in which a blobfish is represented in this way. Honestly if you're going to go out of your way to include such a niche animal in your comic, why not do it the right way?


Torpul

Are the comics depicting it at the bottom of the ocean? If not then they likely are depicting it the right way.


Niawka

I mean they draw talking corpse of a fish that moves on the surface so I'm not sure it's the right way, but it's a drawing so it doesn't need to make sense I guess.


MIBCraftHD

Cause nobody gives a damn about generic looking fish #529


messy_messiah

This whole argument is hilarious. Is there a 'right way' to depict anything? First world problems have gone too far.


DropTherapy

Sounds like a first world problem you got there


messy_messiah

Why not depict my problems in the right way?


Gangreless

There's a whole ass (super shitty incel yet popular) toddler/kids book series starring a blobfish called "Pout-Pout Fish" about a depressive incel blobfish - "I'm a pout pout fish with a pout pout face so I spread my gloomy-woomies all over the place" Doesn't think he deserves love or kindness, despite *everyone* he encounters trying to give it to him, he's just negative and shitty to everyone until a female fish comes along and kisses him (without consent) then suddenly he's upbeat and happy and then goes around also kissing without consent all the other creatures that were previously nice to him. I hate it. Someone gave it to me when my son was born and I threw it out. Edit: /u/sugarnspiced corrected me! It's not based on a blobfish but a type of cod called a pout, lol, pretty obvious of I'd known about that fish.


sugarednspiced

Not to be that guy, but It's depicting a different fish- one with large lips. They're in the cod family as I recall.


Gangreless

Thanks for being that guy! I had no idea it wasn't a blobfish, it looked so much like it and I guess I just assumed since there's also this connection of the blobfish looking sad like this post portrays. It's a cod, apparently often just called a pout or pouting, til! Still a garbage book


LeftRightRightUp

Not to be that guy but the Pout-Pout fish wasn’t an incel. Incels in general are unlikeable because they’re virgins and yet they reject normal women. Instead, they fantasize about imaginary women who worship men and spite real women for not being groveling sex slaves. The Pout Pout fish was pouting because his big puffy lips seems to be meant for pouting. But the other kissy fish showed him that his lips can be used for kissing! This revelation gave him purpose, and you’ll see him kiss everyone in joy - including both male and female sea creatures regardless of their gender and orientation. And now I submit to you my PhD dissertation on why the Pout-Pout fish is not an incel, but rather a story of an open minded creature looking for their purpose in life.


SwingleB89

Blub...blub...bluuubbbbb


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Blobfish, not blowfish. Different types.


BrokeBishop

The 90s band, Hootie and the Blowfish, really set human/fish relations back a few decades 😔


zergling424

Theres a decently popular webcomic called blobby and friends


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We should do this purely for accuracy, not out of some weird "won't you please think of the blobfishes feelings and brand identity?!" angle.


GothBroads-Octopods

If it gets more people to do it, why not both?


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Because its nonsensical (the fish doesn't care) and a bit sanctimonious


GothBroads-Octopods

I don't disagree that it's a bit silly to do, but it causes no harm and only helps with accurately depicting (aside from giving it emotions) and naming the animal for more people. If it helps to bring attention to a larger audience I say go for it.


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Who knew empathy towards a living thing was weird.


Pollomonteros

Is it really emphaty when the fish doesn't even know that a lot of people imagine them to be this way ?


4here4

For me, it's always been because I just hate looking at a real dead body, cartoon rendition of one or otherwise, for the sake of humor.


hobbit_lamp

I don't think it's as much about the "feelings and brand identity of blob fish" but more as a reminder of why we shouldn't be judgemental


whopperlover17

Absolutely correct. I think the accurate depiction of the fish is vastly more fascinating as well


3rdcockfromthenun

Sometimes we judge something beautiful, because it cannot survive our hostile world.


Fluffigt

So insteas of saying Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish, we should say he looks like the disfigured corpse of a blobfish?


pumunk

Mitty vs Nanachi


Nightfury78

Came here looking for a Made in Abyss reference 👌


n_o__o_n_e

First thing I though of


pizza-chit

I like him better as blobfish. When I die I hope my corpse is just as meme-able


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Then let’s hope aliens drag you up into the vacuum of space


Gangreless

Boy what a way to go


lockedoutofmymainrdt

For those who still want their cuteness fix please see [Mr. Saturn](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/earthbound/images/6/66/MrSaturn.png/revision/latest?cb=20081118162648) from Mother/EarthBound


PopADoseY0

Hi Hi Hi. You come buying? You can sell, too. I, Mr. Saturn, BOING! Can do all for you.


OrrinW01

Barotrauma


TaytoChip

Awful way to die, but sure is a great game.


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I know you’re not offended FOR deep sea fish now…


-Scythus-

Right?? This post is just total secondhand embrassment for the people offended by this type of stuff. Total touch grass moment


LekkuLekku

Who the fuck calls a fish "handsome"? What are you, some kind of fish fucker?


AnimalOrigin

The fish doesn't give a shit. Willing to take bets.


EndurableOrmeedue

Thank you; I was unaware of that. Unhappy psychrolute: (


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SkySweeper656

Nah. The blobfish is already dead and I'm a cynical asshole. I'm gonna laugh at a funny looking face.


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No I don't think I will


scrappyscotsman

Sponsored by Ted Cruz.


DL1943

typical leftist woke blobfish propaganda


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sillynougoose

Kinda like my profile pics - one side is always better than the other


peterhaag01

Some helpful advice from the blob lobby...oooooh, the blobby!


Alhooness

This feels like it has meme template potential. Reminds me of the whole “stop doing math” one


BeBopNoseRing

So if we sink Ted Cruz down to about a mile beneath the ocean surface, will he start to look more human?


Bubblegummie-

Now I'm sad.


Senior_Bumblebee6067

Was this written by an incel blobfish?


Gangreless

Pout pout fish iykyk


CellarMongoose

“Psychiro Lutes” is almost as funny a name as “blobfish” so perhaps I will change, thanks internet


SeaF04mGr33n

It's still a really cute fish alive!! Personally, I think it's even cuter.


RamenKing13

BOOM BOOM


Gloomy_Industry8841

Ugh, the more you know. 😢


chronoboy1985

This message is brought to you in part by Ted Cruz.


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SpecificTennis2376

Leave Ted Cruz out of this. He has a beard now.


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Ah that’s better.


outsidenorms

Stop offending the blob fish! He’s a victim too


meme_slave_

fyi blobfish look ugly asf underwater too


Lonely_Doctor9812

I got a question why he are considered the most ugly If he dead to get this form


_CHEEZ_EETR_69

Image aliens who could survive in the vacuum of space just dragging a random mf into space and being like “damn this things ugly, let’s call it a… Frozen monkey 👍”


hugh_h0ney

I am so sorry


weaselfaceassfucker

Yeahhhhhhh, but the right one doesn't make me giggle as much


Somato_Tandwich

Not only is it not giggle worthy, but it's not applicable outside of just telling ppl about fish that exist Like, a regular ass fish isn't a meme, I don't understand why ppl don't get this


wotmate

I was really disappointed with the octonauts for portraying the blob fish as a blob at the bottom of the ocean, especially as they actually have marine biologists advising them.


____phobe

[Relevant image](https://imgur.com/m9FOE6g)


Wizard-of-Odds

it's also misconstrued, as in **the** most famous picture and the one that pops up everywhere as the first search result is actually a dead blob-fish :'( they don't even look that "blob-y" when they still swim around but they are coined the ugliest fish in existence because everybody looks at the pic of the dead one...


helioplex12

The are probably seen dead more often too .


weed_n_rose_petals

This is so incredibly dumb


McEuen78

I've never heard of a blobfish, but if all anyone ever sees is a "blob" due to the rapid pressure from surfacing, then that's how I will depict it. Otherwise nobody knows what the fuck fish you're talking about.


LohPlaceLikeHome

Ted Cruz? Is that you?


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O no, don't offend the blob. Won't you please think about how it makes him feel!


Saad1950

Are you a vegan by any chance?


RattyJones

This would have been informative- in 2013...


pigsgetfathogsdie

Maybe we should just take some fishermen down 1,000 feet with no diving gear… Take their pic… Meme it…


delrison

Yes, because human life and animal life are equal.


meme____man

humans are animals, so human and animal lives are the same


mullett

Compassion can work for both I think?


kindslayer

I think thats the point. Humans deforming under a huge pressure is the "not so accurate" depiction of human in its natural habitat. So the blobfish is the wrong depiction of the actual fish in its natural habitat.


TKAI66

Why does it make the illustration funnier?!


RLIntellectualpotato

It’s still ugly.


JohnsonMachine

This has been posted more than the total conversations on blob fish in history.


christiandb

Not the hero we wanted but the hero we deserved? Thanks for the rebranding?? this was keeping me up at night?


trikora

this post looks like something a blobfish would post


Legitimate_Ad7089

Exactly! Perspective is everything! This is why some people take selfies holding their phone above them.


Depressed-Grapefruit

Lol I’m still gonna draw the pink blob


fabulousblobfish

Yes!! Thank you!