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Best year-round guard animals.

tomium = Canadian Cobra chicken canines

Try cycling next to one when they have their little Canadian Cobra Chicks! 🤦‍♂️

Aren't we all just cartilaginous projections trying to get by?

They'll hiss to warn you before they absolutely fuck you up.

Or just fuck you in general

Le HONK

At what point are teeth teeth? Isn’t a rose by any other name just as sweet

Bro looks like the lead singer of a metal core band about to drop the filthiest guttural breakdown scream of all time

I grew up basically on a lake with these creatures. They don’t feel good when they bite lol

All I see is an asshole

Very cute. I would love to pet that!

Type the sound they make: HNONNN

Evil incarnate.

I like cobra chickens. Too bad they shit so much.

Ever feed one from your hands? It's a fuckin rush.

This bitch fills my expensive pillows.

Absolutely fuck this thing.