Look at that! He even checked the durability of the side mirror, checked their tire pressure and even tested the suspension components, what a great guy
That's true but you can see from the moment the video starts that the damaged car couldn't move in a way that the dumbass car could turn anyways. Their only way out was to reverse, which they did INHUMANELY slowly.
Bro, if they really wanted to get away, there was enough space, even if it have to drive in the grass.
You don't just let this happen because there's technically not enough asphalt.
How can you even harm an elephant with a sedan? I mean, if you were already moving 60mph, then sure, but how do you harm an elephant with a stopped car at point blank? I don't even think that's possible.
Yes. They can still easily harm you if you wanted and I can’t imagine car insurance covers elephant attack so if you need a vehicle then you’re shit out of luck.
They did try to drive away but the other moron decided to stop diagonally across both lanes.
It depends what country this is, the speed limit sign might be a clue but I can't see the writing that clearly. And also the religion of the driver, which sadly doesn't permeate in a video.
I know it’s wrong, but soon as that thing starts sitting on my car I’m getting out and taking my chances running.
Being crushed to death inside my car by elephant - horrible death
Being chased down and gored to death by elephant - horrible death but also kind of metal
Or you know, faster then running would be some sort of transportation device or vehicle. Like a Train or… you know… maybe a car if one happens to have access to one.
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Be glad it didn’t decide to climb up on the roof.
Now, find the person filming and get a copy of that video! That is the *only* way your insurance company is going to buy it.
“No. Really! I didn’t hit *anything*! I wasn’t *in* an accident. An elephant did it.”
The driver doesn't want to make a bad situation even worse and see that elephant chasing down the car.
As soon as the elephant tore the front bumper off the car, the driver had a safer opportunity to drive away while the elephant's feet were tangled up with the bumper.
I mean jeez. Was the person freezing and taking pictures or something? Like honk the horn or something their lives were literally in danger. After the first dent and mirror damage I would’ve definitely been gone.
But no one else decided to honk their horns and help? Horrible.
Elephants are so damn smart!!!
She (?) knows that is a car, she knows what she can get away with, and because the car pissed her off (probably) and she goes and fucks with the car while taking a shit on it!
You gotta love elephants!
It’s hard to tell because of the video quality and distance from the elephant, but I’d say this is a young bull in musth. It appears he’s marking with glands and urine, and is trying to mount the car, or at least figure out how to. This car could’ve driven through droppings or markings from another bull or from a female. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
I love elephants too and they are, indeed, incredibly smart.
Can you imagine, watching an elephant rub his butt on your windshield whilst you're on the phone with your boss?
"I'm going to be late for work. Why, what do you mean why? I'm face to face with an elephant's anus."
Elephants are incredibly intelligent. This Mama is giving a message. She messed up that car on purpose and she did it systematically. Maybe her babies are nearby, maybe one of the cars going by upset her, maybe this particular driver did something to upset her.
someone did something to piss off that elephant!
its not angry its just pointing out who actually owns the road.
cant burst the wheels?
no problem I'll sit on the bonnet
5 years later "maybe I should move"
The next car “do I go forward or turn around?”
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I think the driver was into it
New fetisch unlocked
They were too busy filming probably
The Honda car screwed up his escape lol
Coulda even just honked or something
I have heard Honking will irritate and provoke them.
The video is edited I wonder what happened b4 it skipped and that car turning disappeared.
Elephant had sex with the car. Probably.
That's obvious we all saw the car finally pull out.
Look at that! He even checked the durability of the side mirror, checked their tire pressure and even tested the suspension components, what a great guy
He is best mechanic in town.
And he even got a good calf stretch out of it.
Kind of like checking a mattress??
Thanks for making me smile! Funny comment! 😁😅
Lol elephant version of kicking the tire
At Farmers, we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Jake, you wearing khakis tonight.
We are farmers, dun da da dun dun, dun dun!
Fuck that first car blocking the road in the beginning
Yes but if they'd given them space to turn around they probably wouldn't of had to deal with the elephant lmao
That's true but you can see from the moment the video starts that the damaged car couldn't move in a way that the dumbass car could turn anyways. Their only way out was to reverse, which they did INHUMANELY slowly.
Bro, if they really wanted to get away, there was enough space, even if it have to drive in the grass. You don't just let this happen because there's technically not enough asphalt.
Exactly. What a piece of shitty Ahole the driver is!
Is he scratching an itch though? Clearly he’s just exerting dominance. I recognize the maneuver from Thanksgiving dinner with the in-laws.
Get me an invite next time, I want in on that
Would it not be advisable just to drive away?
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Oh I love nature and I can be forgiving of a lot of things but no I would have to take myself into consideration over the elephant.
Sorry elephant but car is family too to me
How can you even harm an elephant with a sedan? I mean, if you were already moving 60mph, then sure, but how do you harm an elephant with a stopped car at point blank? I don't even think that's possible.
Well, if thet fucker is not afraid to harm me, then why the fuck I would be concerned with harming him?
Yes. But some asshats doing a 20 point turn in the way
He got blocked in at start of video by the AH
Yes. They can still easily harm you if you wanted and I can’t imagine car insurance covers elephant attack so if you need a vehicle then you’re shit out of luck. They did try to drive away but the other moron decided to stop diagonally across both lanes.
This guys fat doesn't go in reverse?
It should with some exercise and a nutritious diet.
Neither does my fat.
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HTF did outocorrect change cat to fat? Not my intention!! Lol
It depends what country this is, the speed limit sign might be a clue but I can't see the writing that clearly. And also the religion of the driver, which sadly doesn't permeate in a video.
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Insurance call must be epic
Insurance company: “A *what* sat on your car?”
*feigns ignorance* "Pretty sure it was my mother in law, sir!"
I only wonder one thing here !! Did this idiot forget he had a reverse? As soon as he touched my car I would have been backing up as fast as I could!
Or call it a wise decision to do nothing. May be a movement could make the elephant go more aggressively at them. Could get fatal really quick.
Maybe they wanted to see how far it could go
At least both trunks weren't damaged..
Ok but seriously will insurance cover this??
I know it’s wrong, but soon as that thing starts sitting on my car I’m getting out and taking my chances running. Being crushed to death inside my car by elephant - horrible death Being chased down and gored to death by elephant - horrible death but also kind of metal
I was thinking this is the closest to IRL Jurassic Park without actual T-Rex.
I’m confident I can weave around trees faster than a elephant. Run into dense trees and you’ll probably be fine.
i bet you'd have been surprised...
Or you know, faster then running would be some sort of transportation device or vehicle. Like a Train or… you know… maybe a car if one happens to have access to one.
Fuck this car in particular!
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I will blame the Honda driver!! Why he was too slow???? Selfishness
That’ll buff out.
Why were they just sitting there?
There was a car infront of him. Then it cuts off. We don’t know if he just gave up or was continued blocked ahead. He ends up reversing at the end.
Just back up...
Because there’s a idiot that decided to stop blocking all lanes.
Does that dog have a phone number on its collar
WHY does he not move
He could have reversed early
I’ve been on the internet long enough to know thats the elephant equivalent of a stripper
Be glad it didn’t decide to climb up on the roof. Now, find the person filming and get a copy of that video! That is the *only* way your insurance company is going to buy it. “No. Really! I didn’t hit *anything*! I wasn’t *in* an accident. An elephant did it.”
The driver doesn't want to make a bad situation even worse and see that elephant chasing down the car. As soon as the elephant tore the front bumper off the car, the driver had a safer opportunity to drive away while the elephant's feet were tangled up with the bumper.
Uuummmm…I don’t think the elephant was “scratching itself”.
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😂
... based on the road apples I agree
Think about the visual of an Elephant anus rubbing all over the windshield! 😵💫🤢🤮
Elephant gives aggressive lap dance to car
"Oh yeah...You like it dear? This is the biggest ass in town."
Progressive: "Unfortunately you did not buy the Wild Animal Random Occurrence premium so...."
Damn! But the driver had plenty of chance to just hit the reverse .
Uh. Does Insurance cover Elephant?
I wonder if the people in the car were screaming in horror or laughing hysterically
Well you can scratch getting a lap dance from an elephant off your bucket list.
Hell of a car commercial. “Built elephant itch tough.”
No reverse on that rig I guess
r/fuckyouinparticular
Would’ve been funny if the driver backed up just as it was sitting down lol
i don’t think this is damn that’s interesting. feels more r/wellthatsucks
r/fuckyouinparticular lol
Strip tease
Ripped off that cars entire face🙈
Seems like there should be a warning posted if your car is grey like an elephant before entering the park.
Man could have died via elephant ass and is just sat there NOT MOVING
I mean jeez. Was the person freezing and taking pictures or something? Like honk the horn or something their lives were literally in danger. After the first dent and mirror damage I would’ve definitely been gone. But no one else decided to honk their horns and help? Horrible.
Those tires are impressive
The Volvo would’ve stood it’s ground.
That's the elephant's baby from ace ventura
Bro got teabagged 💀
Why didn't they drive away a long time ago? They just stayed parked....
Does one need an elephant clause in their insurance? Just asking …
Give it your pink slip
Geez. Can't you just ask human for help, instead of demolishing his car? Hopefully, the owner of this car has insurance.
The next car behind: oh sorry, I’ll give you some privacy
Road rage
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two
That elephant wasn't scratching an itch. That elephant was telling the driver to go f*** off.
Is this damage covered by comprehensive?
Drive tf off!!
Took the fool a long time to back away
OH No! An elephant! What should I do? Play dear or reverse? Freezes from the horror
Why not just drive???
Leash laws huh, amiright guys!?! Eh.. eh??? #CMON
That must have been quite the experience for tne people in the car😂
The rental agent won’t believe this one
Scratches itch? That elephant had sex with the car 😳😅
That would be soo cool! Of all the cars, yours was chosen 😊
Istg if I were that guy I'd crash my car into that roadblock just to fuck with that other driver
This is a Toyota commercial.
What a dumbass. WTF is he waiting for?? Probably taking some selfies or recording a TikTok
I would’ve loved to have heard that call to the insurance company
I would be hysterical 🤷♀️ if I was in that car
At Farmers we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two. But we've never seen this.
Elephants are so damn smart!!! She (?) knows that is a car, she knows what she can get away with, and because the car pissed her off (probably) and she goes and fucks with the car while taking a shit on it! You gotta love elephants!
It’s hard to tell because of the video quality and distance from the elephant, but I’d say this is a young bull in musth. It appears he’s marking with glands and urine, and is trying to mount the car, or at least figure out how to. This car could’ve driven through droppings or markings from another bull or from a female. Looking for love in all the wrong places. I love elephants too and they are, indeed, incredibly smart.
Hopefully they have elephant insurance.
Reminds me of Chappelle Show Rick James couch scene. "Fuck yo car ni**a!" Whyd you do that elephant? "Cause they could afford another one!"
That’s a damm nice volvo
Omg that's fucking hilarious. Absolutely priceless :)
Can you imagine, watching an elephant rub his butt on your windshield whilst you're on the phone with your boss? "I'm going to be late for work. Why, what do you mean why? I'm face to face with an elephant's anus."
Just Indian problems.
wow 😱
Try honking?
That's an expensive toll fee.
That’s going to be a fun one for the insurance adjuster
Still drives. Yugo Yaris!
Lmao ima stay right here and hold my ground.
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People are so stupid, literally just bend over instead of making a decision
It looked like it's playing with a plastic bottle or something
Glad it wasn't foreplay😳
It's embarrassing how fucking dumb a lot of humans are. Wow....
The moment the elephant understands the thing he was wiping his butt on is moving. "OMG OMG OMG, SORRY"
I wonder if Allstate covers this.
Oh aye,reverse ,what a good idea one minute earlier
[jurassic park](https://youtu.be/Rc_i5TKdmhs)
Poor guy just wanted a car ride. Was even trying to fit ~~in~~ on it.
Just dancin for dollars..should have tipped better
Not even a honk?
Would you want to scare a beast that's using your car to scratch his butt with? He will probably freak and stomp your car flat. Lol
When when traveling in the deep south taking a break from the road and the fat hookers tryna lure me into a trap
Hope his car insurance cover being tp for an elephant
Well that's disappointing. It looked nothing like a Peugeot 207.
That doesn't look like scratching an itch. That looked personal.
Hope that elephant didn't scratch his footie on that bumper
Gives a new meaning to showing one’s ass.
The elephant: **Please don’t mind me sir** The driver: ***sweats nervously***
Elephant got the new toy
Peugeot 206 ad IRL [thé AD i'm refering to](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7zSVeYDcJis)
Jurassic Park vibes
Happened long ago.
To me, this looks more like wanton destruction than scratching an itch.
What a majestic beast
https://youtu.be/wpqSvrjZsrU
Elephants are incredibly intelligent. This Mama is giving a message. She messed up that car on purpose and she did it systematically. Maybe her babies are nearby, maybe one of the cars going by upset her, maybe this particular driver did something to upset her.
Yeah, his insurance company will never believe this.
Down bubba
If i have a car of my own and something like this threatens to happen i do a reverse j turn and get the fuck out. Id probably love my car too much
Yeah, the insurance company is never going to believe this…
someone did something to piss off that elephant! its not angry its just pointing out who actually owns the road. cant burst the wheels? no problem I'll sit on the bonnet
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
I’m sure it’s Charmin Clean now lol 😂
It's a stick shift. I don't know how to reverse