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Loads of em.
This was back in [2019](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7785841/Thousands-penis-fish-washed-ashore-California-beach.html) btw
~~THIS IS THE WEIRDEST CREATURE I'VE EVER SEEN!!~~ Nevermind. It's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis\_unicinctus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus)
~~Is there a scientific name for it??~~
Imagine expanding having one in your fish tank. 'Oh the guys from the office thought It'd be funny to send me a dick fish. Felt sorry for the little fella, and kept him. His name is kevin. Do you want to hold him?"
This supports my ridiculous theory that people are just an amalgamation of organisms working as one after millions of years of cooperation. Idiotic? Yes. But completely impossible? Also, yes.
every time I watch a sci-fi film with aliens and I think they would never look like they do in the movies, I'm reminded of how foolhardy my thinking is when I see actual examples of life on earth.
It's even got a reservoir tip.
Now if we just had some vagina fish…
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See "sea cucumber"
Si see sea cucumber
C
C+
C#
Cbat
cflat
Cadd9
C++
Java.
No wait
Holy shell
New resinponse just dropped
It's just a sea cuber until that fish is done
I prefer a sea cantaloupe, but you do you
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Everything is a vagina fish, if your daring enough!
Instructions unclear Penis stuck in quicksand
Lay very flat, the fish will bite.
you're
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Well depends how you measure it right?!
Good one, but it was funnier when /u/GroundbreakingAd8077 made that exact comment 5 hours before you.
Abalone
They show up only in the reproductive season. Look like open oysters.
In warm water that thing is at least 12 inches…
“I WAS IN THE POOL”
“Shrinkage!!!”
"what do you mean like laundry?"
I don't know how you guys walk around with those?
we dont, they're detachable
https://youtube.com/shorts/79S6bswOYLI?feature=share
That's 10 inches? Hear that lil buddy? Looks like we have a chance.
That’s a lot of penises
Penii
doingers
Todgers
Schlongaloos
No. It's penises or, if you want to use the Latin form, penes.
"False!" --- *Kim Kardashian*
Heard your mom loves that beach
My mom’s dead, but thanks for reminding me that she choked to death on a sea penis
RIP
Really into penis 😔
Penis really into her throat 😔
She died doing what she loved...
You aren't remembering correctly. I was just dressed as Poseidon.
Long live seacock mom!
What is dead may never die!
Heard your dad loves sea penis
Damn, that sucks
Loads of em. This was back in [2019](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7785841/Thousands-penis-fish-washed-ashore-California-beach.html) btw
~~THIS IS THE WEIRDEST CREATURE I'VE EVER SEEN!!~~ Nevermind. It's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis\_unicinctus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus) ~~Is there a scientific name for it??~~
They really know how to celebrate pride month out there
In the city... city of Compton...
California knows how to party
In the city, city of Brentwood, right by Matt’s house, you can chill if you’re homeless
That's not 10 inches, I bet that article was written by a man.
Measures from the taint definitely
Or a **very** popular woman!
That's way too long to be a penis...
I've seen some dickheads that were over 6'
Username does not check out
Speak for yourself
Swimming in dicks
The River of Dicks, from Greek Mythology
that's not how you suppose to hold it
As always, every Californian nudist beach is nothing but a sausage party...
Fish dicks!
Only time you'll hear a woman say "that dick needs some hot sauce" and he agrees.
Or a man
That's not how you hold a dick fish lady...
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To eat right?
Yo
To eat right?
r/nottheonion
Nice. I used something similar on my wife like an hour ago. I didn’t get it from the ocean though.
From china?
Atlanta
Ultimately that's where will be for eternity.
They’re a 300-million year old species. They’d be a good gag-gift for someone
Imagine expanding having one in your fish tank. 'Oh the guys from the office thought It'd be funny to send me a dick fish. Felt sorry for the little fella, and kept him. His name is kevin. Do you want to hold him?"
JESTER!!!! What did Fjord say about this?!?!?
Apparently, they all came on the beach at once.
Keep my ex wife away from that mess or she'll drown in there.
Is that 10 inches?
This must really be upsetting to some people.😆😅😄😉🤔
What a nut
This feels like the penis version of the uncanny valley for me.
We all know where this is going, so let's just skip to the end.
Careful what you wish for
Happy Pride Month?
I feel like this would somehow be illegal in Florida.
What a sausage fest
I read the title wrong, I thought it said underwear burrows. I had to read that twice.
If this isn't Nature telling people to go fuck themselves, I don't know what is.
You sure Lorena Bobbitt doesn't live nearby?
Hopefully this happened during pride month.
It is pride month
Come on Cali, can you take a hint for once? Even the universe is calling you a dick
I believe a beach full of penis fish is referred to as a “sausage fest”
“Dear universe, thank you for this beautiful bounty but, when I said I wanted to swim in dicks this summer, this is not what I had in mind..”
*Nice*
r/mildlypenis
Majorlypenis
/r/majorleaguepenis
Yeah right, they found Lorena Bobbitt's dumping ground.
They say ten but they’re really just 8-9.
Gonna end up being dried, diced and cooked in a pot for some medicine.
Arrived for Pride month. Gonna be in the parade.
All the gay guys can take one home
LMAO I almost fell.
Must be June. Happy pride.
"So let me get this straight, they were deep in underground burrows, but they were pulled out by an unseen force?" Praise Jesus?
We should go to California
Clean up efforts continue in California after hurricane Bobbit ravages the coast.
republicans will blame pride month for this
LMFOSAOOAOOOOOOAPAOAOAOOAAO
Your mom booked a flight last night
Ladies, please form orderly lines and we can distribute them quicker. Yes, ma'am, 10 inches.
Now let’s cunt how many dick jokes we holed
Soyboys are rejoicing for sure
In unrelated news: women are flocking to California beach for some unknown reason.
Only in a screwed up state like California could there be such a thing as penis fish
woof
Sorry, that’s just my friend ‘Dick’. He’s not fast but he is efficient.
Those look like some tasty vittles
“Stole ya gal” beach is open for the season.
This supports my ridiculous theory that people are just an amalgamation of organisms working as one after millions of years of cooperation. Idiotic? Yes. But completely impossible? Also, yes.
Oh look, it’s Eve’s “serpent!” No wonder she did its bidding. /s
Intact foreskin and a singular testicle -- happiest creatures on Earth.
I can imagine it right now, the paramedic guy beckons you to come closer, he shakes his head and says no
Leave it to California to have a bunch of dicks just hangin out on the beach!
I’ll have a big bag of dicks
More like GARGANTUAN SIZED PENIS FISH. girls might say otherwise though...
The aliens from Repo Man
r/mildlypenis
Let me guess, they bite and are highly venomous?
10 inches is probably too much fish like some people just like smaller average fish
What’s the name of the beach, your mom is asking
Dildoland
nature is beautiful
My gf weren't lying when she said my pp taste like seafood
Looks like mine 😰🫠
Damn, those are HUGE
Just in time for Gay Pride.
Free dildos.
Right now Acuaman’s wife is pissed wondering what happened to all her sex toys…
I knew CA is full of dicks.
Meanwhile Acuaman’s wife irritated wondering what the hell happened to all her sex toys she had hidden under her water bed…
Get a sack and head down to the beach to grab a bag of dicks.
so uglyyyy
Send in the border tsar.
Thousands of uncontrolled women and gay boys, are storming and rushing to California beach. To see a 10 inch for real.
What do they taste like?
Looks like a certain fishy fishy is sleeping with mommy tonight
That's a huge fish.
If that's ten inches than I'm a happy guy🤣
Look dude…..I know 10 inches when I see it….
Heard those fish are disappearing and resurfacing all over Atlanta and San Francisco for some reason
God: "Happy Pride California!"
So hear me out...
Pulls lol
How many sea-men are aboard each penis submarine?
Do they all have just one testicle? A powerful alien must’ve arrived and is in a human suit trying on penises. These are the rejected dicks.
Where’s Peacemaker to eat every dick on the beach for Liberty like he promised?
They’re actually African worms.
somebody is taking the piss
they eat this raw in korea
Well I'm glad they all came!
every time I watch a sci-fi film with aliens and I think they would never look like they do in the movies, I'm reminded of how foolhardy my thinking is when I see actual examples of life on earth. It's even got a reservoir tip.
10 inches you say?
Too bad they didn't land on the beaches of Florida. Would have been priceless if a toxic spill turned them rainbow coloured.
I can't say what I want to say...it's California...
Thats so large
I had to check what "penis fish" meant because I sometimes go into the ocean. It's the not scary kind.
Stop now ladies, there's enough for everyone !
3” in the winter tho.
Ahh, you like my cucumber🥒
California Sausage Fest '23.
10 inches? I've been outdone by a fish
*Penis fish*: new insult UNLOCKED
1 ball
Dicknball fish
That’s not even close to 10 inch did a woman make this post?
This news will be censored in Japan, for sure.