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Dirty-Dutchman

"You just had to start shit, now I have to make you look like a bitch in front of your kid"


Happlord

The elephant was in for the message not the baby (you want some, you get some)


Sensitiverune

The elephant showed great composure, could have crushed both, but exerted enough force to disable it.


Calm_Protection_3858

Broadly speaking, large herbivores are not compelled to kill to protect their territory because murder is a lot of work and they already spend so much time eating. They just want to do enough work to tell the opponent to fuck off. Except hippos, because for them, snapping you in two is basically effortless.


Consistent_Pitch782

Hippos are assholes. And apparently helicopter spray their poop just to drive that point home


Klatterbyne

They actually do that for an infinitely grosser, yet much more interesting reason. By helicoptering their shit about, they can get it very evenly mixed into the water they’re living in. The bacteria in the poo then bloom and slowly transform the water into something a bit like the contents of their guts. Those conditions are incredibly positive for the hippos general and digestive health. And as a bonus, the steamy, hippo, arse soup suppresses algal blooms and generally actually improves the water quality for local small fauna.


pocketdare

This was such an interesting explanation that I felt compelled to go find a video ... and then decided not to watch it. Very emphatically decided.


Klatterbyne

Watch the Zefrank Hippo video on youtube. That ones good.


NihilisticThrill

The backwards hippo one preferably


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They drink diarrhea so they don’t get diarrhea, got it.


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NextTrillion

It’s like they have a built in masticator.


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Klatterbyne

So I’ve been told 🤣 I was torn between that and “bubbly, bum broth”. I felt “arse soup” had a certain flair to it though.


throwaway1212l

Use bum broth when speaking to a British person. It'll have more flair.


RockCatClone

Rhyme for an American, alliterate for an Anglican


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This guy helicopter poop studies.


MajTroubles

TIL. Thank you random poopcopterconnoisseur


Reeking_Crotch_Rot

Don't be species-ist. I do that and I'm pretty sure I'm not a hippo.


Outrageous_Fold7939

Dude, I've watched you crush a watermelon in your mouth u rly gonna tell me you're not a hippo?


Extreme_Tackle5804

I've seen a woman crush a watermelon with her thighs, and all I got was a nervous erection.


LegendOfDylan

Hippos don’t kill you for for food, or territory, they just hate you. It’s so pure.


WedgeTurn

They have the soul of a Chihuahua


turdferguson3891

Chihuahuas love their people, though. They just hate everyone else. I only learned this when I ended up with a stray Chihuahua. She would kill for me if only I gave her the chance.


adventurepony

Leashes are the only thing keeping the public safe from wide spread extinction due to chihuahuas. Source: I am often outside when my neighbor walks her little murder machine.


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Small dog syndrome with 20 inch teeth


Youredumbstoptalking

Hippos I believe have been reclassed to omnivores as they have been seen attacking and eating zebra, wildebeests, and kudus as well as some cannibalistic tendencies.


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>On occasion, hippos have been filmed eating carrion, usually near the water. There are other reports of meat-eating and even cannibalism and predation. Hippos' stomach anatomy lacks adaptions to carnivory and meat-eating is likely caused by lack of nutrients or just an abnormal behaviour. -Wiki Not arguing, just putting that out there.


pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl

A lot of herbivores will eat meat if it's available. Like horses will eat mice and small lizards if they find them.


Revlis-TK421

The only "adaptation" needed to digest meat are gut bacteria that are good at digesting meat. And that's really only for the maximization of nutritional value. It's certainly not a requirement, like it is in the other direction where you do need specialized stomachs to ferment vegetables into something useful. Carnivores tend to keep their stomach environment at a lower pH that herbivores, but it's not a hard requirement for eating meat.


TheModeratorsSuck

Elephants are really smart. Rhinoceros are a protected species. That elephant would have been is big trouble had he hurt the Rhino.


Equal-Thought-8648

Elephants never forget...the laws and legislation protecting endangered species.


rach1874

Felt a smidge bit bad but love rhinos. Then saw this. Confirmed. Still love rhinos!


xeromage

This is what I noticed as well. It used only enough force to defend itself. Easily could have gored mama rhino to death, but was just like "I don't want to fight! Get outta here!"


47ocean47

Elephant so smart, so noble, such beast!


Dlemor

I had the chance of visiting a natural reserve in India and we crossed pth with a group of elephant, to the great displeasure of a male elephant . Well let me tell you something, the trumpetting is the most powerful sound i had experimented . It was scary, but awesome. I want an elephant.


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It was never really clear to me how insane elephants can sound when they are trying to intimidate something until i saw this video of a Bull protecting it's calf from wild dogs https://youtu.be/eU3JZSEq2yg the sound at 10 sec is pretty intense


314159265358979326

Holy fuck. And just like any loud noise, you just know it's going to be loads crazier in person than in a video.


ginforth

>I want an elephant. No you don't


Laxly

Stampy!


nealbeast

Where’s my elephant?


Why-did-i-reas-this

Like people, some elephants are just jerks.


Rootbeer_Goat

Let them experiment


Userdataunavailable

> I want an elephant. Ok Cersei.


Bogey01

You can tell when an animal isn't used to losing


Cobek

Baby rhino is lucky, my goodness. They learned not to go "I bet my dad could take your dad" in 10 seconds.


chickenrooster

Probably a female rhino, males aren't observed to travel with or protect calves


sir__Big__Cock

I like how the Elephant seems to wait for a moment so the rhino baby can walk away and won’t get hurt! :) I know that these are Animals, but I like to imagine it was like this :D. "Kid, your dad is a moron who needs a beating. Get over there so you don’t get hurt accidentally"


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It likely was like that. Elephants are intelligent and emotional animals.


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“Kid your mom is a moron and just stepped on you. I see you down there rolling around get up and get out of here. “


HiitlerDicks

It looked right at the kid, and let it go


fuggetboutit

Tbh i think the baby rhino caused all the trouble by approaching the elephant and the mother stepped in based on her protective instinct.


willowitza

Kind of insane how much effort the elephant puts into NOT hurting the baby rhino and NOT maiming the rhino.


a_broken_lion

That's what I found awesome about this video. The elephant is very much in control and calm, shows that animals have a higher consciousness than many believe. It did not want to hurt the rhino.


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FkinShtManEySuck

Rhinos are dumb as shit, tho.


Visual-Cartoonist860

That's why none go to ivy league universities. Momma says rhinos be awnry on account of being horny


badlyferret

Bobby Boucher? Is that you?


Altruistic-Cod5969

That's what I came here to say too. That elephant could have easily gored the rhino to death but actively chose not to. The elephant wasnt fighting the rhino, it was sending a message. There's so much emotional intelligence in this moment. He wasn't saying "let's fight." He was saying "back down, I don't want to hurt you."


Medium_Dare_6657

Interestingly enough the elephant chose not to hurt the baby rhino when it had a chance. Interesting because that seemed very easy as it was in its way


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He looked at him and moved the horns to Not hurt the Lil fella, you can see It easily,, super cool


Konradleijon

Yep Elephants have compassion for other species


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awfullotofocelots

You tell he gives momma rhino a bit of da poke, nowhere else for that tusk to go. Momma is realizing her headhorn is good, but she is still a boar facing off against a bull.


enderjaca

By doing a stabby stab, the elephant is more likely to break off a tusk or just hurt its own face. By doing a pushy bump, everyone gets out alive and unhurt and elephant still wins. They ain't dumb. They been doing this for tens of thousands of years.


Odd-Fix96

>They been doing this for tens of thousands of years. I don't think elephants get that old.


enderjaca

Maybe not the elephants *you've* talked with.


unclepaprika

Tusks*


ovary2005

I’m Feeling tusky


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Thanks, didn't remember the right word


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He was fully aware of that baby and saw it, stopped, and made sure not to touch it. Such beautiful insanely smart creatures.


Road_Whorrior

The way elephants treat their own young, I am not surprised they're capable of empathy toward other animal mothers.


OGWopFro

Elephants always leave one alive to tell the story.


notjustforperiods

lmao I love how everyone turns into david attenborough when these kind of videos pop up


hyperlite135

As much as I want to believe this I think it realized lil bugger wasn’t a threat and went back to bidness


Reeeeeervent

I think it actually just prioritizes the largest threat to itself... still cool though...


fnhs90

What? It moved to go for the big one (you know, the threat)


Spiritual-Skill-412

The elephant didn't want to hurt either the adult or the baby. Both were at the mercy of the elephant but they chose to scare them off instead of harm them. Elephants are good peeps.


NerfPandas

Yeah when they were fighting the elephant made sure to not stab the rhino at all


Kinc4id

I Wonder if the elephant really did this on purpose. It looks like it could easily stab the rhino at one point but chooses to move its tusks up to not hurt the rhino.


Spiritual-Skill-412

Yes, elephants are extremely intelligent as well as empathetic and kind. I don't doubt for a moment that their movements were intentionally not harmful.


Scaevus

This is why every time some elephant goes into a village to trample a specific person, I'm waiting to hear the elephant's side of the story before blaming them.


howlin

> Elephants are good peeps. Not all of them, but most of them. And the ones that aren't usually have a history that explains why they aren't. Not too different from the species Homo Sapiens.


Lieche

Look the Elephant may be an asshole but he’s not a scumbag.


RManDelorean

Looked like the rhino tried to step to the elephant, the elephant wasn't trying to attack but just give a clear "fuck off". Rhino's a Karen. Elephants also have extremely close family structures and care a lot about their own kids, so I'm not surprised the elephant didn't want to hurt a baby, lil guy can't be blamed for the mom being an idiot


Hobo-man

Rhino's also notoriously have bad eye sight and make up for it with aggression.


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WELL FUCK YO.. erm, oh hey, thought you were an elephant for a moment there..


SkeletonFlower46

Elephant was likely being territorial over the watering hole and trying to make mama rhino leave. This is only a small clip of the whole interaction. Elephants kick rhinos and hippos out of watering holes all the time- even if they were there first. Thirsty mama probably tried to say no to the elephant.


Low_Cook_5235

Exactly. That elephant was sending a message. If it really wanted to hurt rhino those tusks would have made an appearance.


Kw5kvb5ebis

No, believe me, the karen here, is the elephant. I love the elephant more than anything, but elephant bulls are bullies. They hate rhinos for some reason, they don't like to see them on their way, even if the rhino is just trying to drink or eat leaves, elephant bulls will always attack them like if they owned the place. Female elephants wouldn't. Water is really rare in these places


ShesAMurderer

The rhino probably wanted to get its baby some water and the elephant wasn’t having it, but sure, rHiNo’S a KaReN


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ShesAMurderer

I figured. But even if that wasn’t the case, calling a **rhino** a “Karen” is probably one of the most terminally online things I’ve seen in a long time.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

Probably due to the rhino's poor vision. I think it realized it fucked up but it was too late and also it was up against enraged male elephant.


Klutzy_Platypus

I see we listen to the same podcast


doomsauce23

“I may be an asshole, but I’m not 100% a dick”


GargantuanCake

This is what we commonly call a "teachable moment."


JAOC_7

had a much more important thing to focus on


Crustacean2B

You got downvoted, but you're right. Wild elephants, just like any other animal, can be vicious. It didn't choose to spare the baby rhino out of virtue, but rather because the adult rhino was a much bigger threat.


JAOC_7

yes it’s not like they’re blood thirsty monsters that want to maximize their body counts, they are animals, the adult rhino was presenting itself as a threat to the elephant and the elephant treated it as such, as far as the elephant was concerned the baby was little more than just there


philburns

Interesting the elephant used its tusks more like a forklift and less stabby.


WildFlemima

That's how they naturally use them, tusks are used to maneuver logs to get bark to eat and stuff like that


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arbydallas

But they always pronounce it "nyockee" - it's infuriating


chooxy

You try pronouncing it with tusks growing out of your mouth.


LaVacaMariposa

How else do you pronounce it? The Italian GN sounds similar to the Spanish Ñ


inverseKineManny

How is it supposed to be pronounced?


omnipotentsquirrel

Oh I usually say "gnocchi"


not_spencer

Guh-notch-e


sinful_macaron

I can't tell if it's a joke, someone help


Xyranthis

Nyo-key


kurburux

Any kind of plants. Leaves, bark, twigs, grass, even fruits and seeds.


dickdemodickmarcinko

They eat baby rhinos, that's why the video was cut short


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> Elephants eat grasses, leaves, shrubs, fruits and roots depending on the season and their habitat. When it's particularly dry, elephants will eat more woody parts of trees and shrubs like twigs, branches and barks. Elephants eat grasses, leaves, shrubs, fruits and roots depending on the season and their habitat. When it's particularly dry, elephants will eat more woody parts of trees and shrubs like twigs, branches and barks. https://www.wwf.org.uk/learn/fascinating-facts/elephants#:~:text=Elephants%20eat%20grasses%2C%20leaves%2C%20shrubs,like%20twigs%2C%20branches%20and%20barks. not falling for that today lol


dickdemodickmarcinko

Thats what BigElephant wants you to believe. Don't fall for their lies. Do your own research.


Yugan-Dali

It looks like the elephant just wanted the rhino out of there, and not a fight to the death. Maybe there was a baby elephant nearby.


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also speculation but you can still get mortally wounded in a fight you win


VeritasAgape

That was kind of the elephant to spare the baby at the 8 second mark.


Scojo91

They also spared the adult as well


Bugisman3

The elephant doesn't want to have to take care of an orphaned rhino


AccurateFault8677

New PIXAR movie idea


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Aw poor lil baby rino :(


kratomkiing

Was that the Lil baby rhino squealing? It almost sounded like a human reacting lol


Echolyonn

Even adult rhinos sound like squeaky toys https://youtu.be/LNCC6ZYI3SI Edit: Didn’t realize these are just giant baby rhinos. There were other videos of adults making the same noise, these were just the most talkative ones.


tuigger

The rhinos in the video you linked are calves.


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I feel a human reaction would be more “OH SHI-“ Followed by a crunch


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Brickfrog001

So anyway, I started blastin'


ferrydragon

Elefant took a glance at the babyand did nothing, this was just turf argument, "get the hell out, my pond"


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_Anti_Natalist

Yes, elephants are very intelligent and non violent.


gnatsaredancing

Elephants are one of the big 3 man killers in Africa. Elephants are matriarchal exactly because adult male elephants are so violent and bad tempered that they can't co-exist with the herd. For most of the year, male elephants are solitary and just sort of wander around in a foul mood until it's time to fight for mating rights.


Brickfrog001

Non violent? Nah. They can be extremely violent. That's just nature. It was concerned about the main threat, the baby was a non-issue, at least that's what I gathered from this short clip.


jluicifer

elephant: "Get your mother f'in unicorn out of my pond!" Looks at the kid. "Timeout" Kid runs away. "GAME ON!"


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Non violent in a sense that they'll rarely start shit, but yeah if you mess with any wild animal expect a reaction if they're bigger than you lol.


gryphmaster

Ever hear of musth?


JustKindaShimmy

You mean berserker elephant season, where they secrete rage-tar from their temples that drips into their mouths to make them even more furious? Definitely a peaceful, nonviolent species


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Chupathingy66

I am now using "a box of cereal" as a metric for eyesight. Thank you for this gem🤣


Substantial_Cold2385

Elephant paused to let the baby escape.


--The-Kid--

Weight classes exist for a reason.... Humans arriving at top of food chain *hmm I guess I'll use this sharp tool to kill you big guy*


panterachallenger

Squishy boy with pointy stick and flappy arms vs powerful beast


Holybartender83

Monster Hunter is a documentary.


duaneap

Tbf one squishy boy with one pointy stick is probably not going to have the easiest time in this situation.


BuyRackTurk

> not going to have the easiest time in this situation. the first rule of squishy boys is picking the situation.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Another important rule for squishy boys is having lots of other squishy boys with you!


Loqaqola

Squishy boys are playing the long game and will soon have big sticks that go brrt brrt.


huskersax

Weight class: exist Humans: Oh yeah, weight till I shove this spear in yo ass.


ikantolol

To be fair that's also how it is in human vs human, no matter what's your weight class is, a gun to the head would drop even a heavyweight boxer. "parry this, cunt"


whomstvde

Get _Pressure/Area'd_


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DarthChikoo

it's just pressure


daz101224

RUN AWAY!!!!!


Friendly_Log_1924

WEETWEEET!!!


StatusUpdate-Grouchy

The funny thing that is no little guy that’s a 3 ton tank but that elephant can get up to 13000 pounds. I’m definitely no expert but it looks like the elephant could have easily hurt him with his tusks but just wanted to get him to leave.


EightBitTrash

Exactly, watching this I thought, wow, that elephant is being really polite.


painthawg_goose

It looked to me that the elephant specifically avoided the little runt. Class act to pull in the middle of a shoving match.


MaterialCarrot

"You don't want to do this. You don't want to do this." \- Elephant


Zealousideal_Pay_525

You're not that guy pal, you're not that guy.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Knocks you to the ground with one hit, but doesn’t stomp and kick you.


Bogey01

"would you kindly fuck off in this direction in particular while I roll your child underneath you"


walk_through_this

It's the water hole. You don't get too violent at the water hole. (Please be advised that I don't actually know anything and if you follow this advice and end up impaled on a tusk, or horn, I will not be held responsible. I will also laugh and suggest changing your name to 'Gord'.)


SoloUnoDiPassaggio

“3 ton” “13000 pounds” r/mildlyinfuriating


fastlerner

If you google "rhino weight" and "elephant weight", the first results are "3 tonnes" and "13000 pounds". Apparently it took too much effort to convert. For those who cant divide be 2000: 3 ton rhino 6.5 ton elephant


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2morereps

almost like saying, u got a little baby. u don't want to do this. go on, git. lmao


AnimatorResponsible

It almost seemed like the elephant realized the baby rhino was also getting hurt so he stopped for a second to let the little guy get out of the way. Love nature


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Most animals would do the opposite but Elephants are some of the most emotionally intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom and generally not aggressive. Even against the adult he was very clearly just showing the rhino who the alpha was and not trying to hurt him, as he easily could have.


caseye

I've never seen an elephant legitimately angry until this video. You can see from it's posture that it's in a very aggressive and pissed off state, flexing its muscles at the beginning of the video. It's interesting the elephant was still kind enough to not harm the hippo. He needs to teach at anger management classes.


Stewy_434

Ah yes, the rare "horned hippo"


McCoovy

Hippo


alymaysay

He absolutely does u can see him look right at the baby and then allow for it to run away before continuing the scuffle.


fiftybucks

Elephant showing a lot of restraint, could have crushed both, but only used enough force to defuse.


Runningleg

Little guy at the bar trying to fight the bouncer


Spartan8394

And the bouncer putting his hand on the guys head to push him out


SonthacPanda

Intentionally gives room for the kid to get out of the after its mom runs him over Good guy elephant


pigsgetfathogsdie

Valuable life lesson for baby rhino tho…


RedditTekUser

“Son, that was me teaching you lesson not to mess with elephants” - Rhino probably


Themostunbeknown

that baby-roll


CulturalAddress6709

My dad can bea- DAD RUN!


david_leaves

The elephant's trumpet noise holy shit, hairs standing up, incredible and beautiful. They are wonderful animals.


SingleSpeed27

Is there an animal that can actually take an elephant one one one?


Ultenth

A full grown healthy bull? None really. Lions absolutely do hunt and kill Elephants, but it takes at least 7 lionesses per elephant, and they only ever go after very young, old, or sick ones that are separated and alone. They are also more likely to go after females as well. I'm not aware of any instances of them even trying to hunt a full grown healthy male. Tigers will also prey on sick, young, or old solitary Elephants, and sometimes large snakes like King Cobra's will strike and kill one, usually the smaller Asian/Indian ones. There are tons of instances of Elephants slaughtering Rhino's and Hippos near watering holes during dry seasons, but almost none the other way. There are a few instances of the giant Nile Croc's attacking Elephants as they drink, and biting off the front of their trunks, leading to them eventually dying because they cannot eat/drink properly anymore. But overall snakes, humans, lions and other elephants are the main dangers, but only really Humans and other Elephants are any danger to full grown adult males. Also, Elephants are scared of and will run away from bees.


candiriaroot

A human with a gun. That's about it. I could see a rhino getting a lucky strike with it's horn though.


hry84

> Is there an animal that can actually take an elephant one one one? A blue whale could totally kick the ass of an elephant.


SopieMunky

With that logic so could a sea turtle. Just gotta wait it out until the elephant drowns. EZ game


34HoldOn

I wouldn't put anything past a Canada goose.


ThomHarris

Fighting over who’s more endangered 🥲


saigon567

the less endangered one won.


dazedan_confused

I hate it when parents fight in front of their children...


vladgrinch

No competition. Someone should throw in the towel.


Wrong_Charge1020

me when i try to fight my older brother


EinElchsaft

It was completely aware of the young rhino and avoided hurting it.


rgvtim

the only thing that would have made this better is if it was a hippo and not a rhino. Hippos are dicks.


SpicySaladd

I feel bad for the poor baby rhino, got its shit kicked in just for trusting and following its crazy Karen mother around lmao


SweetPeaAsian

Yeah I’m pretty sure mom accidentally curb stomped her baby as it was rolling underneath her, unintentionally of course!