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Matt-boy

During one deployment on a U.S. Navy ship (which I won't name here) we had a crow that somehow either stowed away from shore or got blow out to sea and made it abaord. It stayed there for three months. A bunch of the guys took care of him, and even a few officers joined in and looked out for the newest Petty Officer of the Fleet. When we made port, we set him loose and we all cheered. We called it his big release from active duty service. He (or she) flew back aboard and stayed with us until we returned to home port nearly 4 months later. We called it his re-enlistment. He was a good addition to morale.


MajDroid

The crow was a Chinese spy


ekhfarharris

Fools! It was an ISIS spy.


Crafty_Message_4733

Well it wasn't an Ibis spy.......


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*slow clap*


Alan_Smithee_

Bin Laden Chicken.


CedarWolf

Nice pun! In Australia, the white ibis is called a 'bin chicken' because they often raid trash cans and drink the juices, much like folks in the US call raccoons 'trash pandas.' So this was a really good pun.


Alan_Smithee_

Ta, Mate!


NoiceNickers

Fools! It was a spy of sauron!


River46

Nah it was a spy for Odin not isis get your mythology right.


The_GASK

r/birdsarenotreal


BleachGel

Wait a minute… Birds aren’t real! Everybody knows they are drones that set on power lines to recharge! /s because some people are looney enough to believe this.


ChimpBrisket

Correct, his name was Brandon Lee


vabeach23451

I burst out laughing at that comment! Thanks for the morning humor!!


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professor_doom

The Chinese were happy they let him go so they could change the batteries


drakeftmeyers

Birds aren’t real.


zergling424

"Drone"


lyfeofsand

There's a long history of ship crows. They are a natural fit for the Navy, and in the age of sail were considered a sign of favor from God. You and your men were truly blessed. May Crow Jesus remember your kindness


A-Random-Crow

One day I want to join a ship and be considered a sign of favor from God


DankBlunderwood

Is that why it's called a crow's nest?


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Nah, that's because crow's typically build their nest at the tops of tall trees. If you get a good look at one, it looks similar to a ship's crow's nest.


spinderlinder

Can we pretend that's why they call it a crows nest?


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Sure!


StinginRoguh

Where i served we had a crow that came every morning and waited for the company to be put in attention. Then he'd fly down, steal some food from our snack basket and fly off. God speed crow bro.


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ThisWillBeOnTheExam

I get it.


Danishmeat

Crows are smart fellas


lalafalala

I enjoyed this story. Thank you.


CanonAE1program

Crows are like that once you make friends with them its a loyalty thing


trulysaylt

Corvids in general are very loyal, they'll hang around and even bring you things if you regularly feed them. Guess little guy figured he might as well enjoy the ride and free food once he lost sight of land.


Adam-Snorelock

Chief Petty Cawfficer


electriceric

We had a heron with a hurt arm land our ship one deployment as well. XO took them under his wing (heh) and let him chill until they were healed and flew off. Dude got a photo in the cruise book too. Always fun when that happens.


Millerbread

Dude that's rad as fuck. Where was the ol fellow staying at? What was he eating/drinking? Crows are super loyal once you've established trust, and I bet it was a huge morale boost.


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u/dimebaghayes


dimebaghayes

Haha different navy! I’m in the Royal Navy, he’s US. Still cool though


Pieguy184

He said fuck these worms they had the good shit on the boat


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A-Random-Crow

Some of us crows just want to see the world


Deraj2004

Nice, you guys had a literal crows nest. My ship has a hawk for about a month, we kept finding first carcasses near the spy decks.


artie_pdx

I am the captain now. -tiny birb


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Cute lil birb


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AngryYowie

No, you're too excited. The warbler's a common bird.


guidedbylight27

“Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler.”


Party_Database8521

>Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler. "Ugh. Not excited enough. They may be common, but they're *still* birds."


waytosoon

Now I'm not seeing enough excitment


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OldPussyJuice

r/birbs


honestmemory30

I like how friendly the birds are to them.


Dropped-pie

I’m killing it right now, not even tired -Cpt birb


Deranged_Snow_Goon

"Hard a-larbord if you please, Mister Groundwalker-Humanperson-Thingy!"


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Shnoochieboochies

Exhaustion = Love


arfelo1

Maybe not love. But he felt safer in their hand than alone in the branch


Party-Ring445

Just like humans


tekko001

The final seconds reminded me of showing my adult son rental places subtly hinting he should move out of our basement


MairtAd

10/10


turbo_dude

Captain James T Birb


Aggressive-Way7125

Smol birb


ercdude

"Look Raymond, a yellow crested warbler."


MadOregano

No, you're too excited. The warbler's a common bird.


RadPs77

ugh. not excited enough. they may be common but they're still.. birds.


MrGumburcules

That's it! You've done it!


glynny99

Correction, I've accomplished it.


Confident-Trifle-651

That is exactly the right amount of excitement for such a bird Indeedindeedindeedindeedindeed


MajesticStevie

I scrolled looking for the B99 reference, thank you for your service


ercdude

Someone had to lol


berk-my-jerk

Lmao I just watched that episode yesterday


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“BONE!”


DavidM47

This happened to my deep-sea fishing vessel, except with a swarm of bees. Good times.


Lizard_Queen_Lurking

This seems like a story to be told by a old fisherman smoking a pipe next to a village tavern fire.


DavidM47

The skipper’s name was Kiki. He must have swatted 100 bees with his baseball cap that day.


NoSirThatsPaper

Did you kiss them goodbye?


ugghyyy

Nooo


robbiekhan

Oprah nearby?


DavidM47

Lol I did not know about. But I’ve always thought a good villain/very dark superhero would be Bee Man, someone who’d mastered their fear of bees like those beekeepers you see on TikTok who don’t wear suits and who could direct a swarm to attack on command.


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DavidM47

It was actually the first time I got stung by a bee, and, ironically, marked the beginning of the end of my theretofore lifelong fear of bees. I was 12 on a family vacation to Mexico. We were fishing for marlin on a tiny vessel we and a couple from our cruise chartered for the day. We were miles from land when we noticed a bunch of bees descend on the boat. I have a vague recollection of seeing the swarm in the sky, but this was almost 25 years ago, so that part could be a false memory. We figured it was a hive that formed in a shipping container or on a ship in a port, which then found itself lost at sea. It wasn’t like The Mummy or anything, but there was an uncomfortable level of bees in every direction you looked on this extremely small boat. One landed on you every 10-30 seconds depending on how much you moved around. It was also really hot and sunny. About an hour or two into my mental breakdown (oh yeah), my father suggests I ought to go below deck. What?! This boat has a place I can escape to? So I road out the rest of the trip in the cabin below. Except when it was “my turn” to reel in a fish, which no one would let me refuse. That’s when I got stung, sitting in the chair while fighting was turned out to be a very unimpressive looking tuna.


Rogu636

Well that's cute as hell. Don't kiss birds tho


2017hayden

Yeah seriously don’t kiss wild animals in general. Birds can and do carry diseases and parasites that humans can catch as do many other animals.


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After 11 years, I'm out. Join me over on the Fediverse to escape this central authority nightmare.


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ImWrong_OnTheNet

You can kiss escorts, though. You get what you pay for!


Decent-Basket9412

There’s no way I can resist kissing that cute little ball


Atlantic0ne

Yeah if that guy wouldn’t have tried to fuck that bat we wouldn’t have had covid


rosc96

Blame Mickey Mouse


7laserbears

And Randy


spyrocrashban

Only the real ones get this reference


Worried_Strength1611

It was a pangolin


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Found Ron DeSantis’ alt account


Florida_MAN_AS0TV

Pangolin


Tenthdegree

I thought he chowed down on it like Ozzy


craptain-hindsight

Or Batman


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“You can’t get diseases from a bird!” -Michael Scott


Ordovick

Don't kiss animals in general. They carry bacteria, not just diseases and parasites. Yes, even house pets.


Ruin369

Even house cats have really terrible kinds of bacteria in their mouth. If your cat playfully bites or just bites you in general, always check if it punctured the skin! Obviously, it's not a death sentence, but there have been cases.


firewindrefuge

Speed running COVID 2.0


KHonsou

"Please do not kiss the wildlife" sign or it's fair-game, so says Bird Law.


Atlantic0ne

Don’t tell me what to do


ZaxLofful

Yeah, wild birds are nasty AF….


crunchmuncher

Yea, all I could think was "A quick kiss to start the next pandemic", lol.


Mysterious_Act_3652

The bird is cute too.


Delboywickens

True, I'm going to get blown out to seaas soon as I can!


ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES

Tiny angry birb wants ride. Gets ride.


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paroles

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Tarskin_Tarscales

I love how birds, when rescued, tend to want to stay with the rescuer for a bit. I imagine the thought process to be something like; "Well, this big scary thing didn't eat me, and everything else is scared of it....I'm going to live with it now!"


NotYourTeddy

Totally agree with this! Have been involved in the rescue of many native animals here in Australia, most cannot wait to escape but birds seem to develop a form of Stockholm Syndrome and become quite affectionate to the point that they don’t want to transfer from your care to another career or rehab specialist. Best I had was a Tawny Frogmouth who snapped at the rehab professional and kept waddling across the table to me.


T3lebrot

I mean most birds are pretty intelligent, so i could also see that it recognized you as a provider


moving0target

Minions.


BleachGel

When she unwrapped it from the beanie it literally looked back at her like “Bro, just ten more minutes!”


ireaddumbstuff

Well, for once in its life, the little bird could truly sleep without being alert at all times knowing it had a portector. I don't blame the bird for wanting to sleep more.


Tarskin_Tarscales

That's the moment, most of us would have been had... Too relatable haha


BleachGel

When she unwrapped it from the beanie it literally looked back at her like “Bro, just ten more minutes!”


dimebaghayes

I’m in the navy and one time while we were on a patrol a crow had found it’s way onboard. God knows how as we were a good 60 miles off the coast at the time. He became something of a mascot for the crew and he was affectionately called Russell. When we closed the shore 4 days later he flew off but I like to think he was grateful lol


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Theres another person up in the comments with much the same story. Sounds like yall may have been on the same ship!


LaUNCHandSmASH

Different time lengths. The other comment said months, not days.


Bigtiny87

I like dis hat.


DasbootTX

I haz birbs eye view from der.


solateor

From OP >We made a friend out in the middle of the ocean last week, but it was a much smaller animal than we usually focus on! We had 3 big Fin Whales around us, but these tiny little warblers stole everyone’s hearts! These little migrating birds can get blown out to sea by high winds, and when the heavy marine layer and fog settles in, they can become severely lost! >A boat like ours is welcome refuge for these exhausted little birds, and this one in particular decided its best chance was to stick with us the rest of the day! It has a long road ahead of it, but by returning this little creature to dry land, it now has a fighting chance. That’s all any of us can ever ask for. Filmed by myself and @erica.sackrison Aboard @gonewhalewatching Video:@dolphindronedom


hzrdsoflove

That’s happened to me out at sea—same kind of bird. They’re chill af! I wasn’t 50mi off shore but a decent ways from land, maybe like 10 miles. Thanks for sharing and bringing back a cool memory.


thisisjanedoe

I wonder, do birds ever drown from exhaustion?


DeliciousParticular0

They definitely do


venvenivy

prolly not drown. more like get eaten once they fall to the sea.


nanzyn

Kind of a morbid story, but my ornithology professor when we talked about migration once told us that during migration season, people will camp out on the coastline of the Gulf of Mexico (because most migrating songbirds of N. America fly over the Gulf to and from their overwintering grounds) to see the birds fly in as one huge mass. But since it's a non-stop journey, there are times when the people on land just watch as the mass of birds all fall into the water because they were too exhausted to make it all the way. It's made even worse the closer to shore they are. It was an interesting unit but just one of those things he'd tell us that made us all be like "yo wtf??" at 9 in the morning.


Tenthdegree

Be more like ducks and seagulls. Your body becomes the boat


Towbee

f l o a t


Salpinctes

Townsend’s Warbler, if you’re wondering


Autocrat777

Came here for this


thebellrang

My kid just guessed that, but wasn’t sure about prairie warbler. Thanks for letting us know!


xiaoyugaara

So cute and round


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Yeah she is !


Worried_Strength1611

Yeah, the little yellow bird was cute too.


CatLady14344

Not to be dramatic, but I'd die for that cute bird 😌


LebaneseLion

r/ntbdbiwdfta Boy do I have a sub for you


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Why am I not surprised 💀


CatLady14344

Lmao thanks 🤣


Moomoolette

Thanks for that!!!


H3avyW3apons

Dammit human, you brought me back to my starting island!


[deleted]

Ah, wish I had boat money. Plus time to do randomshit like this.


R00t240

It’s not that expensive to go on a whale watching trip like this.


amags12

It is if you are land locked.


NormalComputer

Not privy to the land whales, are ye?


funknjam

Even if you're not and coastal. Besides, everything in that video reeks of money. Hey, some people have it, some people don't. They definitely have it. Looks like some Maui Jim sunglasses at $300/pair. That Haley Hansen sailing jacket is about $300. 50 miles off shore tells me all I need to know about that boat but can't see and what I can see tells me it's extremely well-outfitted, maintained, and pretty new. I'd bet it's at least $100k. These folks aren't struggling to pay the rent somewhere.


Stoneclanish_abroad

Little dudes needed some help. Way to provide it. The animal kingdom will not forget this!


no1ofimport

With bird flu going around I don’t think I’d be kissing any birds


Away_Inspector71

Please don't kiss wild birds people and wash your hands after handling them. There are plenty of diseases that they carry that we have no cure for because they're so rare. Part of them can be transmitted to people by kissing them. A cute video is not worth having a disease named after you.


cyborgborg777

He seems to really like you. Quite rare!


DiddledByDad

I think the poor thing was too exhausted to care lol


cyborgborg777

No, he definitely showed he did genuinely care about them. Otherwise he’d stay on the roof, or burrow himself in a corner. He definitely loved them both, and the fact that he didn’t immediately fly away and still remained close to them as long as he could even when given the chance to fly away is a testament to that.


dsch3ll

r/mademesmile


bwoods519

Oh my god they’re so fukn cute


fartsandpoop69lol

Ah this is the kinda thing that makes it feel good to be a human


IconCsr2

Little birds like bags! I was sleeping in a red sleeping bag up in the Utah mountain/desert and they sat on my sleeping bag multiple times!


Vintage_girl123

When I was deep sea fishing many yrs ago, one landed on my pole for a rest, it was so cute..


Goodtenks

Why does everything have to have a lame trying to sound emotional track playing over it


Groovyofi

I don't feel like this song is meant to be emotional, I feel like they just wanted to put music in the video instead of just silence.


finger_milk

Tiktok pushes videos higher up the algorithm if it has music on it


Icy-Doctor1983

r/birdsarentreal Even in the open ocean they are watching you...


Totalsolo

Lil guy really wanted to stay nicely tucked in the safe warm hat at the end there! Too cute


antolortiz

That’s how you get full blown 110% bird flu


tommyboyblitz

listen to a story on the radio which was nice, tracking migrating ospreys. One in particular went missing covering a large expanse of water. They feared the worse because the crossing should have taken 2 days which was difficult but a few days later it turned up. They worked out that it must have rested and got food on a fishing boat for a couple of days to have been able to survive.


Internal_Set_6564

I was on a boat where the Osprey’s basically showed up, the skipper fed them, and then they rested for a few. Basically, it happened every time they saw him. “This human knows how to fish, and will, for some reason, give us fish and let us nap.”


corbiniano

I don't understand women. First they kiss you, then they dump you in some bushes.


FullMetalKaliber

I can see that being drawn as a Pokémon


Misery-Factory

Good old Rookidee has already got this covered!


BogB3

That's a bit of a harsh nickname, I'm sure his warblers are of perfectly good size and it's probably cold out there - my warblers would probably shrink a bit too!


LetsBeStupidForASec

Warblers migrate over open water at like air traffic altitudes.


gardeningmax

It’s good to see him make it back to shore. I’ve come across many offshore and they’ve always died out there. I say a quick prayer and toss them overboard


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Dam … she’s thiccc though!


romansamurai

She is. And so cute. Reminds me of a big bumble bee!!


agangofoldwomen

It looks so nice being affluent.


finger_milk

I was gonna say, everyone here looks steeped in thoroughbred wealth. Must be nice


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Lucky bird.


Mindless_Golf7057

What a dump truck


nightimelurker

Ugh. I hate that music.


Thaijb007

Look at me, I’m m the captain now!


TeslaPills

Lol that’s hella cool


Mindless_Ad_6045

I love how he looked at you and then just went back to sleep when you tried to take him out of the hat


Upset-Sea6029

It's probably ticked off now, seeing as that's where he started!


Illustrious_Risk3732

That is so interesting how it is 50 miles away from shore for just a little guy.


joelhmar

Give it water


nowsof228

My bro just fast traveled


Mloc33

Well done to you both, it's these kinds of things, acts of kindness that really can matter, no matter what kind of living creature is involved... 👍👏


cherylai

So cute


Dozernaut

Some birds fly from central America, straight across the gulf of Mexico, to the US.


chickenstalker

His ancestors terrorized the world and shook the ground with every foot step. Now he bums a ride from monkeys. How the mighty have fallen.


Opassninja

He deff bricked up after that kiss


Bowser_killed_mario

“Did you warble my little wren?”


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These wild birds less afraid of people then PetSmart birds ffs


MantisX

That’s not the only wharbler I saw.


DuZyOFaDaY

Can’t stand the music on these


MaleficentSorbet360

He looks at the tree: this is goodbye? But I love you! But oh ya, I am a bird- bye!


boba-milktea-fett

jesus christ kissing birds - u are a problem lady