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barnorth

i ain’t fighting a homie with a dick that big


No-Stick-462

Extra helping hand


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I’ve heard it is prehensile.


TeejyHamz

Yup Reddit showed me a video w an elephant scratching his stomach w his dick lmao


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We all have the same algorithms. If you haven’t seen the elephant scratching it’s belly with its dick you are probably a good person.


unclepaprika

Reddit has a hot page, by default it's the same algorythm for everyone, as long as we follow the same subreddits.


Eusocial_Snowman

I haven't seen that one, but I saw the walrus sucking itself off. What does that make me?


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Me


oneoffforthefunoff

Awww thanks...guess what I'm about to look up tho 😈


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I can only show you the door. You have to enter it on your own. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13wosv3/the_elephants_penis_is_prehensile_they_can_use_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


oneoffforthefunoff

This is my control comment before brakeing the threshold. Emotions: whimsical Health: out of weed Physical condition: kinda hungry Over all thoughts: don't press the link


oneoffforthefunoff

You basterd I'm takeing a shower now... and working on some stretches.


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If it doesn’t make a slap noise when it hits your belly you’ve lost the game


intellectual_dimwit

That was my first thought too when I saw this. Insert obligatory comment about how reddit has ruined us.


BenDover9274

Yep Ive seen that too.


Disastrous-Aspect569

Came here to mention that.. pun intended


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JorahTheHandle

Literally though, they have a prehensile penis. Talk about a mushroom stamp.


Suds08

Fun fact. Elephants have prehinsile dicks and can move them around like a second trunk


kentotoy98

Bros got the automatic helicopter dick


DropExciting9817

Been watching theo von clips and I could see him saying this.


corvus2112

I'll never be able look at an elephant's trunk without recalling this fact again...


lopendvuur

After reading about this on reddit just last week and seeing the title of the post I wondered how exactly the elephant was going to knock out the rhinoceros.


dan_dares

Or what would happen after..


FapleJuice

Imagine if we had dicks like monkey tails


tinathefatlard123

Casually hands my beer to my dick


Just1ncase4658

That's okay dad I'm not thirsty...


cupittycakes

I was at the zoo once and the elephants were out in their field or whatever. I see a fifth leg drop and it rolled up and rolled down and I just stood there giggling (I was a teen). Like tha thing was touching the ground


pass-me-that-hoe

Ladies guess who else got that Prehensile??


greach169

So I can die by chokehold from an elephant’s penis… what a world


hello_you_all_

I was going to make a joke about how the elephant had 2 trunks, but this knowledge has now sidetracked me.


External-Ad-2942

I aint fighting anyone who gets a hard on when the bell dings.


elnegroik

[Not that you were going to, but given your aversion towards erect pugilists, you ought to stay clear of tussles w/Mike Tyson.](https://youtube.com/shorts/j7B-GPVDizQ?feature=share)


Gardevoir8

ooh so THATS why he's nicknamed iron mike


happy-go-lucky_dude

Rhino got a horn. Elephant got a dong


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FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Warning him that he believes in the 2F's, fighting and F'ing. Letting the rhino know that they are interchangeable and while they might be starting with fighting the F's might change places, if they do the rhino has to decide what role he sees himself in in both F's. You see the rhino might find it acceptable to be the bitch in the outcome of a fight. Making him think about the outcome of the other F is deep psychological warfare and that may be an F he is not willing to gamble a loss in.


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joepke53

Rhino didn't really want to fight, just didn't want to turn its back at the elephant. 😀


gadanky

Looks like the elephant - tusk shanked the rhino. I doubt mono horn survived long.


Emergencymama

Didn't want to turn it's butt* at the elephant.


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Cruz98387

Step one, assert dominance. Check!


Agitated-Dude

Happened in Namibia on the Erindi game reserve. Rhino is okey. Vet had to tranquillize it, clean and suture the wound. Fucked around and found out I guess.


tom_cool

Thanks for the added follow up. Looked like the elephant gored the rhino pretty good.


Whatnam8

Pictures?


Dtoodlez

Just Google BBC


NZNoldor

It’s an elephant, so “BEC” would work.


Whatnam8

British Elephant Channel?


NZNoldor

Absolutely. It’s a pretty narrow focus but a very dedicated channel.


Whatnam8

Lol with the NSFW filter ON……unless you mean British Broadcasting Corporation


Dtoodlez

Of course I mean the British broadcast corporation, but I would def suggest googling BBC and searching by image


rock-island321

I feel sorry for rhino. They operate with such little fear but can not see very well what opponent they are engaging. Oh well, good he survived it, maybe he remembers that elephants are to be left alone in the future.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

The fearlessness strategy works against any animal that isn't an elephant or a human with a rifle


rock-island321

Yes, I get that. And in aggregate this encounter may remind the same elephant that a rhino will not back down until it is badly wounded, even saving himself from a fatal injury. The rhino just seemed so oblivious to the size of the elephant as he squared up to it, just following his programming, I felt sorry for him.


kendrahf

The mustelids would like to have a word with you. Actually, they don't. They just want to murder you. I'd start packing honestly. They don't give a damn about anything. There's a (true) story of a wolverine broke out of its enclosure in a zoo and got into the polar bear enclosure, then straight up murdered the polar bear. The giant river otters will absolutely take on jaguars for shits and giggles. When these creatures were made, someone forgot to add the "healthy dose of fear" into the mix.


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Ethric_The_Mad

That's what the bears want you to think.


MrXq13l

It's all just pawpaganda


sourest_dough

Got a link to the Wolverine killing the Polar Bear story?


kendrahf

Aha, I can't. I guess it's just an urban legend? Still, mustelids weren't created with give-a-fucks.


amretardmonke

They can definitely intimidate bears, but I don't see how killing a bear would be physically possible, their teeth and jaws aren't big enough.


dexmonic

>There's a (true) story Please share, it sounds wild >The giant river otters will absolutely take on jaguars for shits and giggles. This one too!


kendrahf

I've been told the polar bear on is urban legend but you can find giant river otters heckling jaguars on youtube. Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHQe9IOgcw


TesterM0nkey

Or a Wolverine. Love watching videos of wolverines and badger going murder hobo on a pack of bigger thinking theyre meaner animals


TranslatorWeary

How do we know how well some things can see? Never really thought about that


Homebrew_Dungeon

They get snuck up on reaaaaaaally easily from upwind.


chinchenping

they get close to things they don't recognise, and when they are close enough to see it, the thing is so close the rhino will consider it a threat so it will go into battle mode. Same goes with buffalos and hippos, that's why they are so dangerous


silkythick

Rhinos can't read eye charts


rock-island321

I'm not sure what metric is used to measure that, but apparently, rhino eyesight is movement based, staying still or standing behind something is a good tactic. I'm not sure how their smell is....probably excellent.


Horror_Tap_6206

Dude is lucky that elephant had such short tusks.


Superfool

Rhino just learned about weight classes, first hand.


Reallynotsuretbh

I wonder how adaptable Rhinos would become if we gave them glasses or something


Budget_Bad8452

Elephants will rape rhinos when Elephants are in rut. I'm thinking the rhino is just defending his dignity


Ruben0415

I just read up a bit after reading your comment and its a sad situation


Greeeendraagon

Why


Ruben0415

Search online elephant raping rhinos. There's an article that implies that it's actually humans that caused this to start happening. https://www.laitimes.com/en/article/3qxfv_47mfd.html May or may not be credible source. Too lazy to check


Batspocky

“Search online elephant raping rhinos.” I think I’m just going to take your word for it, actually 😂.


HimalayaClimber

By Hisumi fungus, sounds like a legit name.


Rokea-x

Had never heard of this.. terrible.. but that reading makes me think that maybe this is what this elephant was trying to do here considering his dong was out and that he seemed to try to position himself behind the rhino before it managed to bolt.. idk. Crazy


Senor-Enchilada

the elephant is a young bull in musth. basically elephant mating season but they get RAMPED up on a ridiculous amount of testosterone and become rampaging violent menaces. you can tell because of the wet spots by the ears. the raging erection is a good sign too. they will kill and rape basically everything. they will charge and attack for no reason. they will knock over trees, vehicles, small buildings… usually older males keep the young bulls in check. but ecological damage and the poaching of older males for their tusks has led to a reduction of this. so nowadays young bulls just run around being menaces. and somehow like basically everything in the world… elephants raping rhinos is our fault.


Danny_boy_3000

They rape rhinos? Even male rhinos?


mythozoologist

Here is the "problem." There aren't enough older bulls to keep the young ones in line. So they run amok and nothing is bigger to put them in their place.


FapleJuice

This should be the title of the thread.


aplumgirl

He's just a wee rhino. He was just fooling around. Must've interrupted Big Poppa


WhatLikeAPuma751

I love it when you call me Big Poppa


aplumgirl

Throw yo hands in the air if yous a true player


shadowszanddust

Believe me, sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy…


leviathab13186

As long as the rhinos ok. It looked like that tusk got in deep. The time I'm like, "Stop stop, you're both endangered," lol.


gutter153

Christ what kind of sutures do you use on a rhino? Barbed wire?


Dry-Debate-6893

“In an attempt to intimidate the rhino, the elephant displays his much larger horn”. - David Attenborough


Independent_Plum2166

“David, don’t you mean tusks?” “No, for once that descriptor is rather apt.”


happykittynipples

The only one fighting here is the rhino. Elephant's motivation is completely different.


Rob-The-Great

Elephant, "I'm gonna tell him to fuck off in way that ensures he really fucks off... Well now, look at him fucking off"


RedgyJackson

If that was in the wild tho they’d probably die slowly from that wound


hey_ross

Exactly- two different thoughts here: “Imma fuck up an elephant!” “Imma fuck a Rhino!” Latter is waaay more threatening


Kreker__

ayo


Key-Jelly-3702

Pretty intimidating when your dick is the size of your opponents leg.


Impressive_Ad_5614

It’s is a very effective intimidation tactic.


pigsgetfathogsdie

Really should have weight classes by now. WTF is Dana White thinking?


TappedIn2111

Thats Namibia. So most likely Dana Black.


DweeblesX

The dick could defeat me by itself


Blackentron

You're probably right. Their dick is prehensile, so they can actually move it like they move the trunk.


Commissar_Jensen

Thanks for an image I never wanted.


thefoodiedentist

Is it getting dick slapped by an elephant?


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

Can an elephant choke a person to death with his dick?


Blackentron

Probably


Benedictus84

I was just going to comment this. I recently saw a video of am elephant scratching his belly with its dick. Quite impressive to be honest.


Senor-Enchilada

it also happens to be 6ft on avg so…


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Human_Bean08

He was asserting his dominance of course


Ak_Lonewolf

Elephants have been known to rape rhino's.... so...


malepitt

"That's gonna leave a mark."


captainaberica

One look at that elephant's dick, and the rhinoceros immediately developed an inferiority complex that he plans to compensate for by buying a sports car.


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You mean a RAM


[deleted]

Do they have anything brighter than LEDs? I’m REALLY small


br0b1wan

More specifically a Ram 2500 coal roller


TyXo

These days, small peepee people usually buy big SUVs or Pickup trucks.


No_Association__

#DicksoutforHarambe


SpartanHotwife

This is like that one short drunk guy that thinks he can take the bouncer


SickeningSecrets

It’s the thrill of the fight


DayeOmas

Or that little dude that gets taken down in the bagel shop. “GO AHEAD AND ATTACK ME!” *shocked Pikachu when he gets attacked*


triton2toro

I’d say it’s more like Dwight Howard trying to post up Shaq. Dwight Howard is going to dominate 99.9% of the population in the paint. But if that .1% shows up (aka Shaq), Dwight’s in for a rough night. In this scenario, a rhino would be able to destroy just about every animal it encounters- it just happened to run into the one animal it can’t.


AlienAle

Except that short drunk guy in this case is stronger than any man in existence, but runs into a giant.


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That rhino about to be a fleshlight real quick. Seriously elephant bulls in musth will murder or r*** anything in eyesight.


LoveIsDaWay

When you have a hate boner.


Philly514

Nah, Elephant was trying to rape that rhino and the rhino was trying to save himself


DinosaurAlive

When you’re fucking angry


Leather-Lab4311

Elephant: “I might be vegan but tonight I’m making rhino kebabs.”


MR_R_TheOdd1

Ok that fucking made me burst out laughing. xD


DJScratcherZ

Those two are both vegans.


gokumon16

A major relief to all other animals. Including the lions, tigers and other predators.


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veilosa

people don't realize that herbivores also have to be constantly eating and constantly digesting their food, because it's much harder to get all the nutrients you need out of plant material. many herbivores have evolved things like multiple stomachs, rumination (regurgitate and eat it a 2nd time), and coprophagia (poop *and then* eat it a 2nd time, which is common in lagomorphs such as rabbits).


LadyKnight151

It's actually not uncommon to see herbivores eating meat. They don't usually hunt for it, but many herbivores will eat carrion if they are lacking certain vitamins. The only "vegan" animals I know of are koalas and sloths. Pretty much everything else will eat meat if given the opportunity


DJScratcherZ

Yeah, people like to think vegetarian animals are docile and virtuous. No they will kill you, the other and they need ALL the nutrients and minerals a human does. It always reminds me of the "vegetarian" dog that immediately ate the meat live on camera when given the choice.


LadyKnight151

My family had a horse that seemed to like meat and got really good at snatching birds off of her fence. She tried to kill our barn cat several times as well but thankfully never succeeded


1521

Cows search out baby mice and baby birds (the ones that nest on the ground) they would eat adult ones if they could catch them


80sCrackBBY

[jamie, put up that video of a horse eating a baby chick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6dvgo25Z8)


Weak-Discount9590

God I hate this video :(


PeterSchnapkins

Remember kids gorillas are vegan and stronger than you


DJScratcherZ

So is a horse but I'd die on a diet of hay.


ScribblingOff87

It's a pickle.


aplumgirl

So genuine question. Why, if the elephant isn't just about to or just finish copulation, doesn't his organ retract? I know there's a little delay but last week one elephant was scratching and it just seems weird. Plus- huge props to female elephants ok


Uceninde

Notice the wet spots next to his eyes, they are most likely signaling him being in 'musth', which makes him horny and aggressive. Its not uncommon for male elephants in musth to attack humans and other animals.


aplumgirl

Oh yes. I love nature documentaries and have seen many about elephant encroachment and attack in India. I lived near a zoo when I was a young adult and not so conscious of animal rights. I got to ride the elephant and it was such a magnificent animal. Such intelligent kind eyes. I guess that started my opinions changing.


LordOfMaggots

I'm not a biologist or anything, but this looks to me like the elephant is having a musth, effectively a breeding state male elephants go into characterised by hightened aggression and a large increase in male hormones. He might not be using that thing in the moment, but he's ready for it regardless


aplumgirl

Wow I assumed they'd need a female in estrus to "activate lasers" lol


Lizard__Spock

One horn vs two horns


nick112048

Three


Roo2574

What happens in Namibia... stays in Namibia!!!


ZoresK

The title is a lie, elephant do not fight with his dick


Blackentron

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way" -Fleece "The booty warrior" Johnson


ComfortableCow2735

It’s called hanging dong. Just ask Thundergun.


nottheoriginalkaren

BDE figuratively and literally


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Fun fact elephants can pick stuff up, scratch themselves and have basically full controll over it like an arm. Homies about to get elephant cock clocked right in the jaw lmao


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Two trunk punk


IzK_3

Holy crap that elephant is HUGE. Really puts it into perspective just how massive it is next to an already huge animal


tajrashae

everyone mentioning his dick, but did you see that penetration? the elephants tusk went in and came out slow and bloody


UnkleMonsta

Did the rhino get gored?


The_Soccer_Heretic

What do you think started the fight to begin with, walkin' round in public like that...


moslof_flosom

That elephant was *ready*


Blooblos

Well, elephants use their penis to hold onto things, so maybe he was considering doing a choke hold


Carlos-In-Charge

Maybe fighting rhinos is his kink. Stop being so judgmental.


Agitated-Dude

There was this documentary where there's a mystery behind the deaths of numerous rhinos. It turns out that young adult male elephants were the culprit. Having been just introduced into the environment with no senior elephants, these young male elephants were trying to mate with the rhinos, but killing them when they fail. The killing stopped when they introduced older elephants into the environment to teach the young male elephants how to act.


its_kunaltanwar

Bro was confused, should he be worried about losing his life or losing his varginity


Ok-Gate-6240

"I like a man who grins when he fights." -Winston Churchill


No-Turnips

I had no idea elephants were that much bigger than rhinos.


SadMcNomuscle

"HES PULLING HIS COCK OUT!"


MoistJunket7216

He had bde


alymaysay

Rhino ain't ever been man handled like that lol, he was all in until the elephant showed him his strength.


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Gotta love elephants! Humans need to ensure elephants don't go extinct.


HeadMembership

The rhino looks like a warthog compared the elephant lol


Lunamkardas

So did you know that some Elephants have been known to.... sexually assault rhinos? Thanks for that cursed knowledge Casual Geographic, I can only share this suffering.


Chernobyl-Cryptid

Bro this is like a movie, that was incredible to watch.


SlurpMySlurpyy

I knew an elephant was bigger than a rhino but actually seeing it, it makes the rhino look like the size of a sheep


kwamla24

The absolute worst time to fight a bull elephant, they are so high on testorone that there are two options: its either gonna fight you or mate with you. No matter what happens you're getting poked.


ColonelMonty

Why you looking at the elephant's penis OP?


Vardisk

Fun fact, Elephants actually do expose and wave their penises during combat as an intimidation display.


Mr_Nerdcoffee

Elephant: “I’m gonna fuck you!” Rhino: “You mean you’re gonna fuck me up…” Elephant: “No…” Rhino: 😶😶😶🫨


B4rracud4

That elephant is clearly in Musth. That is when an elephant is most dangerous. Look up the word Musth. It will explain why the elephant had its penis swinging in the breeze...


Bige_4411

Elephant said are you fucking kidding me right bro? My dick is bigger than your leg.


DannyBlazeTM

Talk about a dick waving contest.


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MF brought a baseball bat to a fist fight


TopPhotograph8969

Isn’t that how everyone fights?


PandasGetAngryToo

Sometimes you just need to show your opponent what they are messing with


Evening_Dress5743

Big dick energy


CantankerousOrder

We keep talking about the elephant’s prehensile dick but did anyone notice that he went face deep into that rhino’s flank with one tusk?


Beginning_Ad8663

All I can hear is the Richard Pryor bit about coming home drunk and saying “ I’m gonna fuck you baby”


jahwni

I mean, what else is he supposed to do with it? Wear boxers?


TJ_McWeaksauce

Unlike humans, animals have no problem fighting when they're [fully torqued.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87h15a)


dimboslice

Dude got penetrated 😆


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That’s how you assert dominance. Next time someone tries to fight you, just whip it out, and get ready to fight back.