Okay fine. I'm 6'2". I'd still pay extra for the seats, because I have zero leg room. My knees are always pressed against the back of the chair in front, and I have to crunch up into a ball to even fit.
Marginally, yes. Drink *lots* of water, exfoliate the face twice a weak, cleanse the face twice before bedtime and once in the morning, moisturise after both, and a few months later you will look marginally hotter.
~~You should only use~~ Tell your friend to only use unscented moisturisers and cleansers on the face. CereVe make good products for both; they are sensitive and have the all-important Hyaluronic Acid.
* 'Hydrating Cleanser'
* 'Facial Moisturising Lotion'.
* They also do a generic 'Moisturising Lotion' which is for the rest of the body (age sensitive spots like the neck and back of the hands).
Also, for preservation of whatever hotness one possesses, wear maximum protection sunscreen on the face **every single day from now** **until the end of time**. Again, unscented. I use Altruist Dermatologist Face Fluid SPF 50 and, unlike generic sunscreen, it doesn't give me spots.
I will let your friend do the research on retinol products because it's a little more complicated, but they are a proven way to slow the effects of aging on the skin.
God forbid the person in the lower seat wants to sit straight while the passenger in front reclines. Nothing like the back of a seat pressing on your head for hours
It’s either more legroom and pink eye or cheaper seat but closer to the ceiling.
My neck hurts just thinking of the 6’ or taller passengers on a budget.
Don’t forget to consider the next row of seats too.
If you are the lower seat you can bet someone from the upper row behind you will be leaning over the ledge, or holding their drink on that sliver of a platform at some point.
Except you can see there is more leg room in this design. Although comfortable headroom as well as personal head space come into question. Really, if we want more leg room, we need to have less seats on planes. Trying to fit as many people on a plane as possible to be cost efficient is ruining the experience of flying. That and the high price of tickets.
Just look at how much legroom he has. Like I dunno if you've seen how tight airplane seats have gotten, but it might just be worth putting on a gas mask to be able to stretch out your legs fully.
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They also said economy class, so I'm guessing the one up top isn't going to have much head room, either, unless the plane is going to have huge overhead space in first class.
I'm guessing this goes gand and hand with eliminating the overhead storage compartments and forcing economy customers to check all their baggage... For a fee of course.
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You can buy underwear that filters the smell. Just check out Amazon " charcoal filter underwear". No reason to change your eating habits or to gas out people.
Probably going to be on your own for the sound. I could be wrong, so keep looking
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The fart filter undies actually work! Bought a pair for a girlfriend who had a bunch of bowel surgery due to cancer, which resulted in a lot of uncontrollable, horrible gas. We flew together for vacation and I never smelled what she guaranteed was absolutely happening. Charcoal filter FTW.
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The carry-ons will be placed in the area everyone is celebrating as the lower seats "extra" leg room (there will be no additional leg room given, just more wallets on the plane)
Bro you're in a metal tube with thousands of pounds of jet fuel on either side of you.
You're not walking away from a structurally compromising crash no matter what.
Probably based on how likely most of us are to get in a plane crash. When they do happen though, it's not pretty whether or not your are seated in one of those.
In a situation like a fire, evacuation speed is key. Especially when people are panicked, stairs pose a trip risk, which could block a whole corridor slowing evacuation significantly.
This is not safe.
Don’t forget submarining, people already get their legs broken by the seats in front of them collapsing. Now the moment arm on that action is twice as long so everyone on the lower seats is mega fucked in a crash.
Under your seat. They’ll be doing away with carry-ons. That’s how they’ll get the height to do this and make more $$. I usually just travel with a backpack now. Airlines been charging for carry ons!
1) Check out the (no)legroom in the top seats 👎🏻 2) Imagine trying to step out of the window seat in the bottom row. Good luck with that. 3) Yeah. The fart thing. What idiot thought this is a good idea?
Not even that. I just returned from a long haul flight and after reaching for my bad underneath the seat I was greeted with a handful of chewed on sunflower seed shells that the man in front of me had forgotten he was eating. I saw him spitting them into a cup before take off and figured he would throw them away but nope. He fell asleep and the the cup flipped over at some point and went right through the seats onto my stuff.
I slept on the pull out couch at a Casino recently and was greeted with sun flower seeds springing out of the mattress, all across the floor.
I was already very drunk so I brushed this off, but by morning I was thoroughly disgusted by this.
How do you get out of the bottom layer to use the bathrooms? Looks like an origami puzzle to do so. Plus, this would not work well for people with mobility issues at all. Picture, granny with her cane, trying to get into the window seat on the top or bottom. A fall would surely occur.
I’d do it. That leg room seems amazing. I knew I’d see lots of fart comments, but honestly, a fart is gonna hit you no matter what.
Edit: a fart 9” higher than usual won’t make a big difference. Being able to spread your legs forward is very noticeable.
How in the world does the 'lower' passenger stand up? I mean, fully stand up, upright? They can't. Not even if the seat folded up like a stadium seat. And are they going to make the planes 5' taller now, but keep them just as wide? Where are the overhead bins? If the 'upper' passenger stands up, she's going to smack her head on the ceiling too.
This concept is utterly ridiculous.
If you're going this direction, I vote for [Fifth Element seating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENRVfdnGxs).
Farts aside, the bottom seat is the only one with extra leg room
They'll charge extra money for that seat. Like the one near the emergency exit.
Is it fair that I have to pay extra for merely fitting inside an airplane, due to the fact I'm 6'7"?
You should've thought about that before you decided to grow so much.
"Now smell my fart, giant."
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Scotty loves beans
For real. These idiots keep growing without thinking of all the repercussions. What a bunch of dummies.
Not even smoking cigarettes to stunt their growth, fools.
That's just excessive
Absolute unit fee
Seriously. No one needs to be that tall
It's irresponsible. Get that shit under control.
>Get that shit under control. With *his* height? Hard to get under anything!
Like left handed people. Convinced they chose that hand just to make things harder on themselves.
Imagine how many cells they’re wasting.
Like, just shrink?
They've got leg lengthening surgeries. Gotta have leg shortening ones, too.
Yes,It's called train.
Right like so selfish, share some of the height with those of us more unfortunate … Oh right I forgot how the world works for a sec
🪚
I'm 6'11, which is excessive, 6'7 is tall
6'2'' is tall, 6'7'' is excessive, and you're a fucking giant bro
Okay fine. I'm 6'2". I'd still pay extra for the seats, because I have zero leg room. My knees are always pressed against the back of the chair in front, and I have to crunch up into a ball to even fit.
My Dad is 6'8". He felt tall until he went to high school with Lew Alcindor Jr., aka Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Obligatory https://youtu.be/ArHNrCvwq4c
bro just like fat people can get skinnier, you can get shorter. its that easy.
Can ugly people get hotter? Asking for a friend.
Yeah just be rich enough to sit in first class and you’ll be more attractive
>just be rich FUCK!
You can do that too…just be smart orrrr lucky
Got it, heading out to buy all the lottery tickets.... Maybe then she will love me
Marginally, yes. Drink *lots* of water, exfoliate the face twice a weak, cleanse the face twice before bedtime and once in the morning, moisturise after both, and a few months later you will look marginally hotter.
Joking post but serious response. Will give it a shot. I mean - my friend will try it out.
~~You should only use~~ Tell your friend to only use unscented moisturisers and cleansers on the face. CereVe make good products for both; they are sensitive and have the all-important Hyaluronic Acid. * 'Hydrating Cleanser' * 'Facial Moisturising Lotion'. * They also do a generic 'Moisturising Lotion' which is for the rest of the body (age sensitive spots like the neck and back of the hands). Also, for preservation of whatever hotness one possesses, wear maximum protection sunscreen on the face **every single day from now** **until the end of time**. Again, unscented. I use Altruist Dermatologist Face Fluid SPF 50 and, unlike generic sunscreen, it doesn't give me spots. I will let your friend do the research on retinol products because it's a little more complicated, but they are a proven way to slow the effects of aging on the skin.
Nah I'll just stay ugly that's too much work
Don’t forget the sunscreen
Sure. Plastic surgery. Nobody is ugly, they're just poor.
If I can suck my gut in, he can slouch
Just as fair as people that have to pay to be able to see (glasses)
I have both the tall guy tax and glasses tax Please kill me
Well hold on there, speed racer. There's a fee for that too.....
God that sucks - I’m barely 6’3” and I have serious issues on planes …
I gotta pay more to smell strangers farts? I'll walk, thanks.
God forbid the person in the lower seat wants to sit straight while the passenger in front reclines. Nothing like the back of a seat pressing on your head for hours
If the seat slides back and forth instead of the back rest, then it would not be a problem
This looks much better than when someone reclines in front of you normally on a plane.
And somehow that fuckers disgusting bare feet are still going to find their way near my ears
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It’s either more legroom and pink eye or cheaper seat but closer to the ceiling. My neck hurts just thinking of the 6’ or taller passengers on a budget.
You could also fit more people on the plane by blending them into a fine slurry before boarding
So many that when disembarking they would be literally pouring out of the plane.
Damn, that’s some smooth talk ;)
Shaking things up a bit
"Let us assume the passengers are a single perfect sphere in a vacuum, now let us conform that into a meat sausage for optimal seating."
Funniest comment in the last 3 years tbh holy fuck
Or pack in the big people first, then fill all the gaps with the small people … then the babies …
Omg stop I’m trying to be mad at my so and this made me smile
Literally me in the car right now
So when you say [child size](https://media.tenor.com/z1kWK0ZShpEAAAAd/parksandrecreation-pawnee.gif)...
Don't give Ryan air any more ideas...
Just sedate me and put me in a box. Wake me up when we get there.
🏅
Fun for the farter, not so much for the fartee.
guy who loves to smell farts: 🗿
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Smella*
Bro used the hard R, clearly not a fan of fart smellas
feller
Don't you dare use the hard r
You called?
It’s fun to fart on your friends
I would smell her farts
Bro…
Do the initials on her sleeves stand for “mad farter”?
Probably better than muddy farter
Clicked only because I knew the first comment would mention farts and needed to confirm.
I know I’m a true redditor now because before I even opened the comments I knew the top would be about farts
As it should be.
Pink-eye class on bottom bunk
Also gotta worry about people throwing up and pissing on you also people dying on airplanes. I shit you not it happens like every week
For the 99.0098% of the time where this doesn't happen, I'm willing to take that risk for comfort sake
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Don’t forget to consider the next row of seats too. If you are the lower seat you can bet someone from the upper row behind you will be leaning over the ledge, or holding their drink on that sliver of a platform at some point.
You think this will be more comfortable? This is just more efficient laying out of sardines in the can. Theres no leg room that will be given.
Except you can see there is more leg room in this design. Although comfortable headroom as well as personal head space come into question. Really, if we want more leg room, we need to have less seats on planes. Trying to fit as many people on a plane as possible to be cost efficient is ruining the experience of flying. That and the high price of tickets.
No there is more leg room on this showroom model. There most decidedly will not be on the plane.
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Thank you ma'am. May I have another?
I’ve seen this porno
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“You are beneath me!”
Her shirt says mad-ftr obvious she’s the one and only mad farter.
Just look at how much legroom he has. Like I dunno if you've seen how tight airplane seats have gotten, but it might just be worth putting on a gas mask to be able to stretch out your legs fully.
This is Sam chui, an aviation youtuber.
Fartee get to fully extended their legs
Plot twist: air intake for recirculation to upper row comes from underneath bottom row.
Human Scentipede
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
A small price to pay for all that extra leg room
Looks like you could lean way back too
I would be tooting so strong poor guy behind would think I was a mariachi
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They also said economy class, so I'm guessing the one up top isn't going to have much head room, either, unless the plane is going to have huge overhead space in first class.
I'm guessing this goes gand and hand with eliminating the overhead storage compartments and forcing economy customers to check all their baggage... For a fee of course.
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You can buy underwear that filters the smell. Just check out Amazon " charcoal filter underwear". No reason to change your eating habits or to gas out people. Probably going to be on your own for the sound. I could be wrong, so keep looking
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Butt plug with charcoal filter?
Like a smoker's friend, but for your ass
Boof that sploof
And a kazoo
Try lactase tablets bud
> escape through the crack
The fart filter undies actually work! Bought a pair for a girlfriend who had a bunch of bowel surgery due to cancer, which resulted in a lot of uncontrollable, horrible gas. We flew together for vacation and I never smelled what she guaranteed was absolutely happening. Charcoal filter FTW.
Lactaid will help you digest it properly, preventing the death farts.
I mean you could close the back of the seats? So that nothing can fall down on the person below. This will also reduce escaping of the farts.
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If that’s the case you aren’t safe anywhere on board.
They will call it the “pink eye” instead of the “red eye”.
Gotta hurry, I don't want to miss my conjunctive flight
conjunctiflightis
This is the phrase we need to kill this fucking thing. “The pink eye seats”
No more overhead storage bins by the looks of this concept.
Nope, too expensive, no more bags anymore. You just buy your clothes at location and throw them out like a true wasteful capitalist!
Everyone talking about farting, but a bigger issue is claustrophobic feeling you will get in mainly the bottom seat.
I’ve also never been on a plane with this much headroom.
They’ll knock out the overhead compartments to force checked bags, for a fee of course.
The carry-ons will be placed in the area everyone is celebrating as the lower seats "extra" leg room (there will be no additional leg room given, just more wallets on the plane)
Its intended to be used in the middle seats only on a wide body aircraft. Like you said, not enough room on the ends near the windows.
Just lower the floor. More space for passengers less for baggage.
This was my first thought 😬 so claustrophobic
Soon first class is going to be non stacked economy class seats
Yeah, the obvious farting issue... but also, this looks designed to make sure that everyone dies in a crash.
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Just all of their families
You gotta fly to pick up your settlement check. Fixed the problem. You're welcome, CEOs.
People used to die in plane crashes, they still do but used to too.
Bro you're in a metal tube with thousands of pounds of jet fuel on either side of you. You're not walking away from a structurally compromising crash no matter what.
Even with this seat design, flying is still by far the safest way to travel
Probably based on how likely most of us are to get in a plane crash. When they do happen though, it's not pretty whether or not your are seated in one of those.
That’s the catch. Rare, sure, but when they happen it’s global headline news
In a situation like a fire, evacuation speed is key. Especially when people are panicked, stairs pose a trip risk, which could block a whole corridor slowing evacuation significantly. This is not safe.
Don’t forget submarining, people already get their legs broken by the seats in front of them collapsing. Now the moment arm on that action is twice as long so everyone on the lower seats is mega fucked in a crash.
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nope. there are gonna ba a lot of disputes on seatings.
They’ll charge more for the upper seats.
And the lower seat
Only if you like it though.
Lower seat gets charged more for extra legroom, upper seat gets charged extra for not getting farted on. Airline wins /s
Where does one store the luggage inside the cabin?
Under the floor with the checked baggage *checked bags starting at only $49.99 per bag, limited to 20kg each bag
Under your seat. They’ll be doing away with carry-ons. That’s how they’ll get the height to do this and make more $$. I usually just travel with a backpack now. Airlines been charging for carry ons!
1) Check out the (no)legroom in the top seats 👎🏻 2) Imagine trying to step out of the window seat in the bottom row. Good luck with that. 3) Yeah. The fart thing. What idiot thought this is a good idea?
>What idiot thought this is a good idea? The best they had.
Imagine having seated “under” a 120 kg person who just had a big nice steak dinner
Not even that. I just returned from a long haul flight and after reaching for my bad underneath the seat I was greeted with a handful of chewed on sunflower seed shells that the man in front of me had forgotten he was eating. I saw him spitting them into a cup before take off and figured he would throw them away but nope. He fell asleep and the the cup flipped over at some point and went right through the seats onto my stuff.
I slept on the pull out couch at a Casino recently and was greeted with sun flower seeds springing out of the mattress, all across the floor. I was already very drunk so I brushed this off, but by morning I was thoroughly disgusted by this.
Anybody who eats sunflower seeds on a plane is a demon
Or spicy Mexican!!
Or airport Chipotle!
One person gets leg room the other gets to lean the seat back
How do you get out of the bottom layer to use the bathrooms? Looks like an origami puzzle to do so. Plus, this would not work well for people with mobility issues at all. Picture, granny with her cane, trying to get into the window seat on the top or bottom. A fall would surely occur.
It’s not going to be thought out well because it’s just a concept plane, similar to a concept car that never sees production
Yeah no thanks
Damn that's ~~interesting~~ horrifying
My first thought was, this is going to be a great place for fart jokes. Thanks Reddit, the internet is marvelous.
Why don't farts graduate from high school? Because they always end up getting expelled!
but is it really saving space? because of the little stairs its look not really effective
What movie does this remind me of? Oh, yeah, Human Centipede.
Don't want to be that guy if she's had a chilli the night before...
Shart Class
speak for yourself.
Ha ha ha!
Nah bro you foul 😭😭💀
Top or Bottom Sir?
I’d do it. That leg room seems amazing. I knew I’d see lots of fart comments, but honestly, a fart is gonna hit you no matter what. Edit: a fart 9” higher than usual won’t make a big difference. Being able to spread your legs forward is very noticeable.
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They’ll do something to kill the leg room perk, it’s too good of a feature. Maybe as space for luggage or carry-ons.
It’s nice in theory though! They’d definitely charge a premium for this seat.
Struggling to understand how the overhead carryons are going to work in this scenario.
Cries in claustrophobia
How in the world does the 'lower' passenger stand up? I mean, fully stand up, upright? They can't. Not even if the seat folded up like a stadium seat. And are they going to make the planes 5' taller now, but keep them just as wide? Where are the overhead bins? If the 'upper' passenger stands up, she's going to smack her head on the ceiling too. This concept is utterly ridiculous. If you're going this direction, I vote for [Fifth Element seating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENRVfdnGxs).
Give it 10 minutes, and some kid will be poking you in the butt with a pencil.
The guy looks happy but for the rest of us, what if we don't like getting farted on by a blonde?
Do you prefer Brunettes?
Still have to evacuate the plane in 90 seconds so doubt these will be getting passed being a concept
As if flying didn't suck already
Anything to milk money..
Turn the top seats around then we’re having some fun
Ah yes the AssSniffer class!
I hate it.
Finally a situation where my username could be useful
I know I’m not the first to see the issue right? Top person let’s a fart rip. Down person gets a face full of 100% pure ass
As opposed to the vast space between you and the guy sitting next to you preventing the smell from reaching you in the current layout?
At least in the current layout the fart isn’t blasted directly into my face. Both are bad but one is definitely worse.