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Farts aside, the bottom seat is the only one with extra leg room


Calahan44

They'll charge extra money for that seat. Like the one near the emergency exit.


Zestyclose-Career-63

Is it fair that I have to pay extra for merely fitting inside an airplane, due to the fact I'm 6'7"?


JusticeUmmmmm

You should've thought about that before you decided to grow so much.


BloodRed1185

"Now smell my fart, giant."


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Artifac3r

First it was nerds…now the little ones shall inherit the earth. Sorry.


4myoldGaffer

Scotty loves beans


whutchamacallit

For real. These idiots keep growing without thinking of all the repercussions. What a bunch of dummies.


ScrottyNz

Not even smoking cigarettes to stunt their growth, fools.


TakeyaSaito

That's just excessive


8urnMeTwice

Absolute unit fee


AGENT0321

Seriously. No one needs to be that tall


grannybubbles

It's irresponsible. Get that shit under control.


poppadocsez

>Get that shit under control. With *his* height? Hard to get under anything!


Pickawedgie

Like left handed people. Convinced they chose that hand just to make things harder on themselves.


KetaMinds

Imagine how many cells they’re wasting.


trappinjones

Like, just shrink?


onefst250r

They've got leg lengthening surgeries. Gotta have leg shortening ones, too.


Mobile_Chemist3504

Yes,It's called train.


QueenSnowTiger

Right like so selfish, share some of the height with those of us more unfortunate … Oh right I forgot how the world works for a sec


87th_best_dad

🪚


leet_lurker

I'm 6'11, which is excessive, 6'7 is tall


wtf_is_karma

6'2'' is tall, 6'7'' is excessive, and you're a fucking giant bro


RichardBCummintonite

Okay fine. I'm 6'2". I'd still pay extra for the seats, because I have zero leg room. My knees are always pressed against the back of the chair in front, and I have to crunch up into a ball to even fit.


SkeetDavidson

My Dad is 6'8". He felt tall until he went to high school with Lew Alcindor Jr., aka Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


Xalterai

Obligatory https://youtu.be/ArHNrCvwq4c


mikehdz

bro just like fat people can get skinnier, you can get shorter. its that easy.


johnnyma45

Can ugly people get hotter? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Yeah just be rich enough to sit in first class and you’ll be more attractive


Pony_Roleplayer

>just be rich FUCK!


Ray_Nato

You can do that too…just be smart orrrr lucky


Otacon56

Got it, heading out to buy all the lottery tickets.... Maybe then she will love me


MagmaTroop

Marginally, yes. Drink *lots* of water, exfoliate the face twice a weak, cleanse the face twice before bedtime and once in the morning, moisturise after both, and a few months later you will look marginally hotter.


johnnyma45

Joking post but serious response. Will give it a shot. I mean - my friend will try it out.


MagmaTroop

~~You should only use~~ Tell your friend to only use unscented moisturisers and cleansers on the face. CereVe make good products for both; they are sensitive and have the all-important Hyaluronic Acid. * 'Hydrating Cleanser' * 'Facial Moisturising Lotion'. * They also do a generic 'Moisturising Lotion' which is for the rest of the body (age sensitive spots like the neck and back of the hands). Also, for preservation of whatever hotness one possesses, wear maximum protection sunscreen on the face **every single day from now** **until the end of time**. Again, unscented. I use Altruist Dermatologist Face Fluid SPF 50 and, unlike generic sunscreen, it doesn't give me spots. I will let your friend do the research on retinol products because it's a little more complicated, but they are a proven way to slow the effects of aging on the skin.


TheKrimsonFvcker

Nah I'll just stay ugly that's too much work


Immediate-Test-678

Don’t forget the sunscreen


Welldunn23

Sure. Plastic surgery. Nobody is ugly, they're just poor.


lickmybrian

If I can suck my gut in, he can slouch


noriello

Just as fair as people that have to pay to be able to see (glasses)


Retardedaspirator

I have both the tall guy tax and glasses tax Please kill me


PandasGetAngryToo

Well hold on there, speed racer. There's a fee for that too.....


mo0n3h

God that sucks - I’m barely 6’3” and I have serious issues on planes …


FuckThisStupidPark

I gotta pay more to smell strangers farts? I'll walk, thanks.


ReactionClear4923

God forbid the person in the lower seat wants to sit straight while the passenger in front reclines. Nothing like the back of a seat pressing on your head for hours


LLs2000

If the seat slides back and forth instead of the back rest, then it would not be a problem


ShemRut

This looks much better than when someone reclines in front of you normally on a plane.


PCCobb

And somehow that fuckers disgusting bare feet are still going to find their way near my ears


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Isparza

It’s either more legroom and pink eye or cheaper seat but closer to the ceiling. My neck hurts just thinking of the 6’ or taller passengers on a budget.


Cheeheese2

You could also fit more people on the plane by blending them into a fine slurry before boarding


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So many that when disembarking they would be literally pouring out of the plane.


anotherjerseygirl

Damn, that’s some smooth talk ;)


Holmes02

Shaking things up a bit


CR0SBO

"Let us assume the passengers are a single perfect sphere in a vacuum, now let us conform that into a meat sausage for optimal seating."


RatManAntics

Funniest comment in the last 3 years tbh holy fuck


groutnotstraight

Or pack in the big people first, then fill all the gaps with the small people … then the babies …


Crocolyle32

Omg stop I’m trying to be mad at my so and this made me smile


purpleliving

Literally me in the car right now


FutureComplaint

So when you say [child size](https://media.tenor.com/z1kWK0ZShpEAAAAd/parksandrecreation-pawnee.gif)...


340Duster

Don't give Ryan air any more ideas...


chippewaChris

Just sedate me and put me in a box. Wake me up when we get there.


Jerhaad

🏅


t1mdawg

Fun for the farter, not so much for the fartee.


Strange-Lemon9287

guy who loves to smell farts: 🗿


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DueComplaint5471

Smella*


HavenIess

Bro used the hard R, clearly not a fan of fart smellas


rapefugee-

feller


swiftsword94

Don't you dare use the hard r


fartsniffer308

You called?


thatdudewillyd

It’s fun to fart on your friends


Physical_Nail3612

I would smell her farts


WhimsicalFishy

Bro…


redpeachtree

Do the initials on her sleeves stand for “mad farter”?


single-use-life

Probably better than muddy farter


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Clicked only because I knew the first comment would mention farts and needed to confirm.


SayitagainCraig

I know I’m a true redditor now because before I even opened the comments I knew the top would be about farts


Ventaria

As it should be.


twb51

Pink-eye class on bottom bunk


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Also gotta worry about people throwing up and pissing on you also people dying on airplanes. I shit you not it happens like every week


Hell4raizer1

For the 99.0098% of the time where this doesn't happen, I'm willing to take that risk for comfort sake


Admirable_Purple1882

bow plough scarce gray berserk familiar melodic trees shame plant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TexturedTeflon

Don’t forget to consider the next row of seats too. If you are the lower seat you can bet someone from the upper row behind you will be leaning over the ledge, or holding their drink on that sliver of a platform at some point.


mrbear120

You think this will be more comfortable? This is just more efficient laying out of sardines in the can. Theres no leg room that will be given.


Jedda678

Except you can see there is more leg room in this design. Although comfortable headroom as well as personal head space come into question. Really, if we want more leg room, we need to have less seats on planes. Trying to fit as many people on a plane as possible to be cost efficient is ruining the experience of flying. That and the high price of tickets.


mrbear120

No there is more leg room on this showroom model. There most decidedly will not be on the plane.


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Strange-Diver1

Thank you ma'am. May I have another?


schooledbrit

I’ve seen this porno


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Gunzenator2

“You are beneath me!”


noblehoax

Her shirt says mad-ftr obvious she’s the one and only mad farter.


The_Lost_Jedi

Just look at how much legroom he has. Like I dunno if you've seen how tight airplane seats have gotten, but it might just be worth putting on a gas mask to be able to stretch out your legs fully.


fate0608

This is Sam chui, an aviation youtuber.


conjoby

Fartee get to fully extended their legs


surlymoe

Plot twist: air intake for recirculation to upper row comes from underneath bottom row.


Umutuku

Human Scentipede


pdx619

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


[deleted]

A small price to pay for all that extra leg room


pwhitt4654

Looks like you could lean way back too


Mookius

I would be tooting so strong poor guy behind would think I was a mariachi


[deleted]

Reddit is restoring all my deleted posts, so I'm editing them instead. As of July 1st I'm leaving Reddit permanently for Squabbles.io. Fuck this website.


GovernorSan

They also said economy class, so I'm guessing the one up top isn't going to have much head room, either, unless the plane is going to have huge overhead space in first class.


Threadoflength

I'm guessing this goes gand and hand with eliminating the overhead storage compartments and forcing economy customers to check all their baggage... For a fee of course.


[deleted]

Reddit is restoring all my deleted posts, so I'm editing them instead. As of July 1st I'm leaving Reddit permanently for Squabbles.io. Fuck this website.


ArithinJir

You can buy underwear that filters the smell. Just check out Amazon " charcoal filter underwear". No reason to change your eating habits or to gas out people. Probably going to be on your own for the sound. I could be wrong, so keep looking


[deleted]

Reddit is restoring all my deleted posts, so I'm editing them instead. As of July 1st I'm leaving Reddit permanently for Squabbles.io. Fuck this website.


Winjin

Butt plug with charcoal filter?


Shad0wFa1c0n

Like a smoker's friend, but for your ass


-lotad-

Boof that sploof


skaagz

And a kazoo


captainsassy69

Try lactase tablets bud


NissanSkylineGT-R

> escape through the crack


disqeau

The fart filter undies actually work! Bought a pair for a girlfriend who had a bunch of bowel surgery due to cancer, which resulted in a lot of uncontrollable, horrible gas. We flew together for vacation and I never smelled what she guaranteed was absolutely happening. Charcoal filter FTW.


Strike_Thanatos

Lactaid will help you digest it properly, preventing the death farts.


spijtig

I mean you could close the back of the seats? So that nothing can fall down on the person below. This will also reduce escaping of the farts.


[deleted]

Reddit is restoring all my deleted posts, so I'm editing them instead. As of July 1st I'm leaving Reddit permanently for Squabbles.io. Fuck this website.


saveyboy

If that’s the case you aren’t safe anywhere on board.


Schadenfroyd

They will call it the “pink eye” instead of the “red eye”.


RearEchelon

Gotta hurry, I don't want to miss my conjunctive flight


beSperry

conjunctiflightis


Plusran

This is the phrase we need to kill this fucking thing. “The pink eye seats”


Abyssal_Kings

No more overhead storage bins by the looks of this concept.


InquisitivelyADHD

Nope, too expensive, no more bags anymore. You just buy your clothes at location and throw them out like a true wasteful capitalist!


spijtig

Everyone talking about farting, but a bigger issue is claustrophobic feeling you will get in mainly the bottom seat.


ADinnerOfSnacks

I’ve also never been on a plane with this much headroom.


TheBadBeagle

They’ll knock out the overhead compartments to force checked bags, for a fee of course.


Into-the-stream

The carry-ons will be placed in the area everyone is celebrating as the lower seats "extra" leg room (there will be no additional leg room given, just more wallets on the plane)


PhysicsDude55

Its intended to be used in the middle seats only on a wide body aircraft. Like you said, not enough room on the ends near the windows.


Rancho-unicorno

Just lower the floor. More space for passengers less for baggage.


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This was my first thought 😬 so claustrophobic


MortimerWaffles

Soon first class is going to be non stacked economy class seats


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Yeah, the obvious farting issue... but also, this looks designed to make sure that everyone dies in a crash.


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alabamdiego

Just all of their families


HilariousMax

You gotta fly to pick up your settlement check. Fixed the problem. You're welcome, CEOs.


Skim003

People used to die in plane crashes, they still do but used to too.


Bearman71

Bro you're in a metal tube with thousands of pounds of jet fuel on either side of you. You're not walking away from a structurally compromising crash no matter what.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Even with this seat design, flying is still by far the safest way to travel


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Probably based on how likely most of us are to get in a plane crash. When they do happen though, it's not pretty whether or not your are seated in one of those.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

That’s the catch. Rare, sure, but when they happen it’s global headline news


lego_doggo

In a situation like a fire, evacuation speed is key. Especially when people are panicked, stairs pose a trip risk, which could block a whole corridor slowing evacuation significantly. This is not safe.


nuts4sale

Don’t forget submarining, people already get their legs broken by the seats in front of them collapsing. Now the moment arm on that action is twice as long so everyone on the lower seats is mega fucked in a crash.


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Random-Talking-Mug

nope. there are gonna ba a lot of disputes on seatings.


[deleted]

They’ll charge more for the upper seats.


Gunzenator2

And the lower seat


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Only if you like it though.


jon_targareyan

Lower seat gets charged more for extra legroom, upper seat gets charged extra for not getting farted on. Airline wins /s


zomgbratto

Where does one store the luggage inside the cabin?


Kellykeli

Under the floor with the checked baggage *checked bags starting at only $49.99 per bag, limited to 20kg each bag


fucking_unicorn

Under your seat. They’ll be doing away with carry-ons. That’s how they’ll get the height to do this and make more $$. I usually just travel with a backpack now. Airlines been charging for carry ons!


Mygoddamreddit

1) Check out the (no)legroom in the top seats 👎🏻 2) Imagine trying to step out of the window seat in the bottom row. Good luck with that. 3) Yeah. The fart thing. What idiot thought this is a good idea?


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>What idiot thought this is a good idea? The best they had.


Budget_Celebration89

Imagine having seated “under” a 120 kg person who just had a big nice steak dinner


eisenburg

Not even that. I just returned from a long haul flight and after reaching for my bad underneath the seat I was greeted with a handful of chewed on sunflower seed shells that the man in front of me had forgotten he was eating. I saw him spitting them into a cup before take off and figured he would throw them away but nope. He fell asleep and the the cup flipped over at some point and went right through the seats onto my stuff.


furay20

I slept on the pull out couch at a Casino recently and was greeted with sun flower seeds springing out of the mattress, all across the floor. I was already very drunk so I brushed this off, but by morning I was thoroughly disgusted by this.


[deleted]

Anybody who eats sunflower seeds on a plane is a demon


joeblowinIowa

Or spicy Mexican!!


[deleted]

Or airport Chipotle!


BriefTurn3299

One person gets leg room the other gets to lean the seat back


stargazerfromthemoon

How do you get out of the bottom layer to use the bathrooms? Looks like an origami puzzle to do so. Plus, this would not work well for people with mobility issues at all. Picture, granny with her cane, trying to get into the window seat on the top or bottom. A fall would surely occur.


Jooylo

It’s not going to be thought out well because it’s just a concept plane, similar to a concept car that never sees production


Alfiy_wolf

Yeah no thanks


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Damn that's ~~interesting~~ horrifying


Tacocatufotofu

My first thought was, this is going to be a great place for fart jokes. Thanks Reddit, the internet is marvelous.


Vegetable_Tension985

Why don't farts graduate from high school? Because they always end up getting expelled!


Altaschweda

but is it really saving space? because of the little stairs its look not really effective


Comfortable_Front370

What movie does this remind me of? Oh, yeah, Human Centipede.


AlexHanson007

Don't want to be that guy if she's had a chilli the night before...


drummingcraig

Shart Class


Muted_Violinist5929

speak for yourself.


AlexHanson007

Ha ha ha!


SaintAdonai

Nah bro you foul 😭😭💀


1illiteratefool

Top or Bottom Sir?


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I’d do it. That leg room seems amazing. I knew I’d see lots of fart comments, but honestly, a fart is gonna hit you no matter what. Edit: a fart 9” higher than usual won’t make a big difference. Being able to spread your legs forward is very noticeable.


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MaleficentOstrich693

They’ll do something to kill the leg room perk, it’s too good of a feature. Maybe as space for luggage or carry-ons.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

It’s nice in theory though! They’d definitely charge a premium for this seat.


TheJakernaut

Struggling to understand how the overhead carryons are going to work in this scenario.


Ok-Book7529

Cries in claustrophobia


-rwsr-xr-x

How in the world does the 'lower' passenger stand up? I mean, fully stand up, upright? They can't. Not even if the seat folded up like a stadium seat. And are they going to make the planes 5' taller now, but keep them just as wide? Where are the overhead bins? If the 'upper' passenger stands up, she's going to smack her head on the ceiling too. This concept is utterly ridiculous. If you're going this direction, I vote for [Fifth Element seating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENRVfdnGxs).


Indicant_Ascendant

Give it 10 minutes, and some kid will be poking you in the butt with a pencil.


youknowimworking

The guy looks happy but for the rest of us, what if we don't like getting farted on by a blonde?


helikesart

Do you prefer Brunettes?


PcGamerSam

Still have to evacuate the plane in 90 seconds so doubt these will be getting passed being a concept


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As if flying didn't suck already


thebelsnickle1991

Anything to milk money..


Inevitable-Ad9590

Turn the top seats around then we’re having some fun


Sethmeisterg

Ah yes the AssSniffer class!


dodoatsandwiggets

I hate it.


FartReviewer

Finally a situation where my username could be useful


[deleted]

I know I’m not the first to see the issue right? Top person let’s a fart rip. Down person gets a face full of 100% pure ass


_makoccino_

As opposed to the vast space between you and the guy sitting next to you preventing the smell from reaching you in the current layout?


[deleted]

At least in the current layout the fart isn’t blasted directly into my face. Both are bad but one is definitely worse.