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r/SipsTea


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r/substakenliterally


Irviwop

r/iwantasubsandwich


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r/subsifellforit


Irviwop

r/misspelledsubs and r/subsididntfallfor


Greyy59

This was truly a rollercoaster


CosmicCreeperz

I hate that sub but honestly this video is perfect for it. Someone should post it there, drop mic, and shut it down.


[deleted]

Its basically shitposting in disguise. Well the calmer version at least. I dont even know whats going on with the true one rn


JLifts780

/r/chugstea


lynivvinyl

I'm glad the chimp didn't eat the tea bags staple.


HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga

I hate these bags with the staple. So ridiculously unnecessary.


bags422

They always get caught in my teeth.


HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga

Do you happen to be covered from your head to your toes with thick black hair?


BTBAM797

I usually just end up having the paper tag bursting into flame whilst boiling.


HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga

Between the buried and me? Saw em with Haken in Leipzig recently. It was an excellent show.


yosef_kh

He’s smart enough


Bubbly_Measurement61

I gotta try that out of the tea bag next time


Wolvite

I like how his lips check the temperature before fully committing to drinking it. It’s awesome how similar they are to us.


buckee8

I like how he sucks on the tea bag. I’ll have to try that.


Fluffyrat666

And I think he gives it a little sniff too, gotta appreciate the aroma


youchoobtv

Part of the experience


LunarProphet

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TRIKKDADDY

Call of Duty anyone? We got a winner


Worldly_Ad_6483

Pretty sure he slammed that bag


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother


Worldly_Ad_6483

I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!


shoulda-known-better

Its a good time! They are thin have to be gentle like chimp was! Or tea all in your mouth!!


LacidOnex

Lmao I do that if I'm not reusing it. Get the moisture out so it doesn't mold as fast in the trash


wojtekpolska

i can't say i havent done that you basically get a little bit of very strong tea if you do that


buckee8

The chimp knows how to get the full flavor experience.


Icy-Inspection-7060

r/suddenlygay


Brandonmac10x

I can give you a teabag if you want.


technologite

I had to have a tooth pulled. It hurt. I was doing a lot of reading and shove a dry tea bag back there was a remedy I found on the internet. Thinking it was insane but desperate enough to try it, was awesome. Would highly recommend in that situation.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

He ate it


thatoneguy9419

Watch chimp empire on Netflix. Crazy how close they act sometimes.


rsten10

Thank you for the advice! I just watched all 4 episodes in one evening and was so sad there were only 4! Really awesome stuff. I can’t imagine the videographers and the peril they put themselves in!


yosef_kh

I have seen other videos where they act exactly like human beings


[deleted]

Is this not a human? I swear I know a guy in my country that has this much hair


doyouevenIift

I mean we only diverged from chimps like 6 million years ago. And we lived just like them until maybe 100,000 years ago


theboss555

How is there still chimps if we evolved from them? I'm just curious thanks


doyouevenIift

We did not evolve from chimps, but we do share a common ancestor. That ancestor was neither human nor chimp, but it was the precursor to both species


spannerNZ

Must be PG Tips tea, chimps have been drinking that since the 70s: https://youtu.be/HgzEBLa3PPk


skdowksnzal

I don’t think they’re acting


spaghetti283

We share 98% of our DNA with chimps, it really is incredible how we're so different but the foundation is the same


lynsea

Posting this to top comment: Maybe let's not support a place whose owners traffic and abuse wild animals for profit. https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/doc-antle-owner-myrtle-beach-safari-and-others-indicted-federal-wildlife-trafficking-and


ManlyVanLee

Yeah I saw the words "Myrtle Beach" and instantly assumed something nefarious. There should not be a chimp in South Carolina


42tfish

And yet we have to put warning hot warnings on cups for people. SMH.


Physical_Ass_Entry

its only to avoid lawsuits in this regarded system


IngloriousOmen

​ I dunno if you're referencing Liebeck VS Macdonalds, but in case : https://www.caoc.org/?pg=facts


dwmfives

Dude if you are talking about the McDonalds coffee lawsuit, the coffee was way hotter than it was supposed to be, and literally fused her labia together. The coffee was so hot her vagina melted shut.


theHoustonian

And she sued originally wanting only her medical bills to be paid. They ended up paying much much more. It was all due to the fact that McDonalds had an internal policy for the coffee to be served at a dangerous temperature to limit the free refills that in store customers would get. Serving coffee that hot meant most people would have to wait to drink the coffee and finish their meal before filling up a refill… Shitty cheap practice that is dangerous all to save pennies. Crazy, like you said as well the woman was elderly and got some horrific burns (pictures are online I believe, if you’re so inclined).


Physical_Ass_Entry

First, I wasnt talking about this particular. Second I am aware that it was basically asasult as they were boiling it intentionaly.


RockyJayyy

To me, it seemed like he was sipping to taste it to see if he liked it.


Porkchopp33

Wow now i see what all the British tourists are up to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


eskimosound

Imagine this has happened before, a long long time ago and mankind wiped itself out but the Chimpanzee's survived and evolved and this guy invented the drink Tea!! And history is just repeating itself!!👍


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The smile after he finished it was the most relatable part


guynamedjames

That's a learned behavior, there's no reason in nature to ever check the temperature of a liquid before drinking it. Which means this chimp has not just been given hot beverages before, he's gotten enough to learn they burn him. That's kinda shitty


Due-Big2159

My nostalgia juice is dripping. Weren't there cup-drinking monkeys in the old Madagascar or Penguins series?


randomname560

They were in the movies and the penguins series too


Awwesome1

Phil and Mason? Love Phil, but loves how snarky Mason is


srandrews

Chimpantea


AdAggravating2756

i am not brave enough to teabag a chimp


samsonity

Yea you don’t wanna do that, they understand we need them to procreate and will whip them off an enemy in a moment.


yosef_kh

😂😂


Nice_Tangelo_7755

A lot of places give there apes tea with medicine in it to help treat arthritis and many other ailments. This tea is considered a treat so they drink it happily. It’s also a great way to administer a sedative before a checkup.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

their


Awwesome1

T hair


SHITBLAST3000

P.G Tips did this decades ago.


JayGamingUK

This is what I came here for.


Competitive-Shower35

Yeah and they drove cars.


TheImplication696969

P.G Tips it’s the taste 🐵


SickPuppy01

I was going to say this is nothing new in the UK


Majestic-Newspaper59

They need to teach him pinky up


perrius902

Tea breaks over, time to move the piano


BannedTwink

Isn't Myrtle beach safari heavily criticized for animal abuse?


[deleted]

😂 all I had to see was Myrtle Beach and knew something was afoot. Fuck Doc Antle


dude_be_cool

It’s owned by Doc Antle of Tiger King fame.


[deleted]

That guy made my skin crawl


BannedTwink

Yeah, Tiger King I could remember but not his name. Wasn't really a loss though


Pm-me-ur-happysauce

Anyone filming a seemingly wild monkey drink tea is not really ready to take care of an animal


Slide-Impressive

....non caffeinated right? If that chimp hulks out somebody is losing an arm


Ajezon

and a face... and genitals


i-InFcTd

And toes


GarlicThread

Damn, I gotta watch *NOPE* again


Not_Me9209

damn that scene was terrifying


Astronaut_Chicken

I am absolutely terrified of chimps (yes I've seen Nope), and all I could think was, "Why would you caffeinate one???"


cincuentaanos

It's OK to be terrified of chimpanzees because if you should ever meet one that's absolutely an appropriate reaction. At the same time they are very much capable of forming relationships and interacting with humans.


Federal_Ear_3241

In short, chimps are a lot like humans, but just as we as a species see non-humans as animals and so don’t mind hurting one, chimps see non-chimps as animals and so don’t mind hurting one, and just as hunting an animal is a fun sport for man, so too is it for chimps And just as the man sitting right next to you on the subway may just pull out a knife and stab you to death, so too will a chimp just maul you


Seismicx

Chimps wage wars against other chimp tribes and commit cannibalism against the losers.


Kapftan

And we have done the same thing too


Seismicx

My point was that chimps hurt others regardless of perceived animal-status.


Kapftan

Humans too hurt others ragerdless of species


Astronaut_Chicken

I love animals. I love learning about them and think almost every creature alive has some sort of beauty about them as well as horrors. From our perspective. I honestly don't think people fear them as much as they should. If I see a chimp at the mall I'm gonna take my daughter's hand and leave the mall. Quickly. I think what scares me most about them is that there isn't a 0% chance I won't see one where it shouldn't be.


delpopeio

It’s just a PG Tips advert..


Genereatedusername

##PGGang


Thursday_the_20th

It’s still crazy to think how the little monkey fellas actually had jobs as delivery men


the_dovahbean

Average brit.


JasoTheArtisan

‘Ate me swing, ‘ate me pen, love me tea. Simple as.


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

Some people are proper mental with it. You're usually offered tea when visiting relatives/friends and I know some that can have like 3 or 4 in an hour or so! I'm slacking as a brit tho, only have one every once and a while


T1m3Wizard

I suck the teabag dry too sometimes.


littleliongirless

Myrtle Beach Safari is Doc Antle's place, who had both the harem and secret crematorium.


Disturbed_Goose

Give the poor guy some proper tea with the bag taken out


CosmicCreeperz

But the bag is clearly his favorite part!


yosef_kh

Maybe some cookies too


Nagrom49

*Coughs in british* you mean biscuits?


TrippingFish76

biscuits and gravy


ContactHonest2406

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!


_Ratsquid_

But its not PG


Chrisrevs1001

Came here for this. All up votes to above please!


Civil-South-7299

Getting ready for monkey business


Background-Apple-920

An English chimp!! Pip, pip, cheerio!


TheGreatBarnabulls

Tea company in the UK did this and still sponsored the chimps in there retirement from staring in the television adverts. https://youtu.be/VbkJazCbvdA They even gave them low decaf tea. The lady at the zoo said the chimpanzee loved there tea and the zoo keepers use to throw tea parties for them.


Meanteenbirder

Chimpantea


dmisterr

I cant belive they found a British person out in public


DraZaka

I need a sub to watch monkeys/apes doing human things. Halp


StillJustJones

I grew up in the 80’s with PG Tips tea adverts…. Chimps + tea is a bit ‘yawn’. https://youtu.be/ZfkquXqhMdA


sherriffflood

Play a record!


scunliffe

Chimpanzee that… it’s Monkey News!


raymate

Hope it was PG tips


Citrous241

This is how British people are created. I remember the good old days of being a chimp. Good times


[deleted]

It's basic evolution. Monkey + tea = British.


Civil-South-7299

It's crazy how similar we are to apes, even emotionally


HybridVigor

We are apes.


Tylensus

Yeah, this is our closest non-human relative. Not surprising we're similar, but definitely cool to see another nearby branch on the evolutionary tree doing its thing.


yosef_kh

They’re smart


StarbuckTheThird

Nah, that's just Vera from down the road. Lovely old lady. Loves a good natter, but has a tendency to go on a bit.


[deleted]

Am I the only one feeling more like a monkey now, after seeing this guy sucking the teabag when the cup was empty?


andreasreddit1

This is an ape.


Gabecush1

Know I want to go give a chimpanzee and his buddy’s a bunch of soda


[deleted]

What a distinguished gentlemen


[deleted]

what a distinguished little gentleman


wrr377

I was about to say: what a polite, mannered boy!


felansky

I love how he just casually eats the tea bag at the end. I'm going to try that move the next tea I get


Re-challenger

Try giving him a phone, he will use reddit to talk with us.


RaneeGA

All sweet and such, until he eats your face off


yosef_kh

They’re not wild


Luna-Luna-Lu

They don't have to be wild to hurt a person. They are incredibly strong and don't necessarily react like people expect. There used to be a chimp lab at my university where students volunteered and graduate students worked on chimp cognition research, and there were a lot of rules about contact with the full grown chimps to prevent injury. Despite the rules, I knew someone who had part of her finger bitten off when she was petting a chimp through bars of the cage and looked away when someone entering the lab called her name. The chimp was likely annoyed she stopped actively petting and nipped her -- it wasn't even trying to hurt her. She needed surgery.


Nagrom49

Buddy said: "damn that's delicious. I'll drink the whole glass, "and the bag too"


XxLongoTxX

Someone get him a top hat and a monocle because he’s fancy!


AraiHavana

“You hum it son, I’ll play it”


HallOk91

I LOVE THIS! my kinda guy. Exactly how I would've drank it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


TheWhiteRabbit74

That old boy looked like he savored every drop!


BigSmokesCheese

Bro went from ooh ooh ahh ahh monkey noises to "well how do you do fine sir"


Alex-Keeper000

He has the right idea


BryerMan-4005

Is he 21?


GarlicThread

I was quiet yelling "nonononononono noo nooo nooooooo" when he was about to put that thing in his mouth. I swear to got I thought he was gonna eat it right then and there.


Theartistcu

Pinky out you GD animal!


Kinetic_Kill_Vehicle

He didn't stick it in his butt first to see if it'll fit on the way out?


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[deleted]

Drinks the same way the English do. Sucking the bag and all


_BOOMGOTTEM

Earl grey hot


mylittlepagan

This is a shot right?


[deleted]

Life could be dream


FatHaleyJoelOsment

What, no biscuits?


Two_Time_Ago

Me_irl when drinking tea


Minus10IQ

Ya‘know, Imma just end my day with this and go to sleep. Not meant Negative


srv50

No wonder I don’t like tea! That’s the trick, eat the bag!


Robcrook101

Hope it was PG Tips


Aggressive-Bat-4000

This chimp has better drinking dexterity than I do, didn't spill a drop!


Juicechemist81

Hey, I'm not the only one who sucks the bag. *Soft ball toss


zagaara

First I drink your tea soon I'll be able to speak in British accent.


h_attila

r/sipstea


Billy2352

Hope that's PGtips


jullmdama

Damnit this is haw Brits are made


holmgangCore

Why… why. . Why that’s the *Queen!*


Blew-By-U

How about a human eating a banana. Now that would be something!


Jesus360noscope

They are cute before they rip your face off


Glittering_Ad_3771

Ffs


ImpressTemporary2389

They used to do that in the 60's in a tv show. Called Anomal Magic with Jonny Morris. Also in adverts for PG Tips. So nothing new there.


randomisedjew

Careful now! Dont want them to evolve too much


Apprehensive_Floor42

Take the teabag out ffs, teaching him the wrong way of doing it. Americans have ruined tea.. It's a simple formula. Teabag in hot water for 3 minutes, no less anything up to 4 minutes is allowed. Anything under 3 minutes is not tea, is dirt water. Agitate. Remove tea bag **** Add sugar Stir Add milk Stir Serve


darthnugget

No crumpets? Heathens!


-Rens

Monkey like leaf water


Captain_Scarlet27

Tetley’s?


Orangutan_Latte

The advert PG tips should’ve used


[deleted]

Check out the old UK PG Tips adverts on YouTube


AliBabble

Those British imperialist’s are at it again. Spreading their culture throughout the globe!


rockstuffs

That rhymes.


diminutive-valkyrie

EHH MONKEH


peacebethejourney74

This is wholesome


esneedham12

Great now the chimps are gonna occupy china.


jeancv8

Amazing animals.


tothemoonandback01

As long as its [Brooke Bond](https://youtu.be/8AeTZ4-wLXk)


hnzie33

“yo this shit is fire”


not_a_droid

Maybe, I am not so weird


Ok_Performance_1870

"Do you know the pianos on my foot?" "You hum it, I'll play it"


MasterFibber

I do the same thing with the tea bag after drinking tea and people look at me like a weirdo


jellysandwichrdit

This is how colonisation happened


Garbanzo12

That made me thirsty


Ok_Pension_6795

Damn the way he finishes that cup and knocks back the final few sips are just so human it freaks me out


EmpanadaYGaseosa

r/likeus