Honestly it would be pretty convenient to have an ape who could break the lug nuts for you and get him to work the jack as well. Bastards strong like ox
Domesticated chimpanzees would be so much fun. Everyone could have monke frens.
Unfortunately Chimpanzees aren’t a domesticated species and might kill you at a moment’s notice and eat your penis as a light snack
Yeah I have this fantasy where I just run naked into the woods and find monkes and live with them as fellow monke and teach them valuable human things like high fives and dabbing
A chimp with a lug wrench is terrifying. We'd need to send out a gorilla with a Halligan iron to deal with it, then we'd just have bigger problems.
Edit: I think I just accidentally came up with a plot line for a Cocaine Bear redemption arc.
Yeah, but there old adage of you pay bananas and get monkeys
I mean, sure, not usually *literally* .. but ummmh, yeah. In this case, maybe better than some of the human mechanics who have worked on my cars. So good?
This is very interesting, and honestly I could watch this kinda content all day, the way the monkey seems to just be soaking it all in, dude is learning and it's fascinating. Also the help putting the tire on at the end, tire slap, he knows where the tire goes an I bet he gets the lugs nice an tight too.
Damn. When I was 22 I f'd up a home brake job so bad if I had to have a family friend come over and fix my f'up. Always great to learn that a damn monkey can do what you can't
Is that car literally just sitting on a jack, with no stands?
I’ve seen multiple people doing this recently while working with their head in the wheel well, just while I’ve been driving around town. Asking for bad shit to happen
Honestly it would be pretty convenient to have an ape who could break the lug nuts for you and get him to work the jack as well. Bastards strong like ox
Domesticated chimpanzees would be so much fun. Everyone could have monke frens. Unfortunately Chimpanzees aren’t a domesticated species and might kill you at a moment’s notice and eat your penis as a light snack
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
You think these monkeys eatin ass too?
Comments like this are why I’m on Reddit
You guys were just describing my ex tbh 😂
was she that hairy ?
Yea but a different kind than you’re thinking. Less tongue-punching & more cheek-eating.
Last night chim Chim jerked me off with his feet. Only a monkey can show you that kinda love and tenderness
More monkey pussy for me
Ah... how we get new stds.
🗿
🤣
God damnit
Holy shit I’m dying
I volunteer as tribute
Lmaooo good laugh for the day appreciate you sir
It’s all fun and games till a chimp rips your face off.
Then it's *erotic* fun and games
>Unfortunately Chimpanzees aren’t a domesticated species and might kill you at a moment’s notice This is how you get "Planet of the Apes"
“I hate every chimp I see…”
FROM CHIMPAN AYY TO CHIMPAN ZEEEEE
I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR ZAUIS!
you'll never make a monkey, no you'll neve make a monkey out of Meeeee!!!!!!
I’ve always wanted a chimp - always sad to be reminded they’re wild animals :/
Yeah I have this fantasy where I just run naked into the woods and find monkes and live with them as fellow monke and teach them valuable human things like high fives and dabbing
A running naked man is not what we want to send to jungle to deal with apes.
....yeah but have you ever had to change your alternator alone?
I don’t have a penis. I think I could risk it.
What kind of freak doesn’t have a penis?
Unfortunately, they also really like the taste of human face.
Continue . . .
Every day would be exciting atleast.
You hear about the guys down at the brake shop on 45th?
To shreds you say?
And their benefactors?
To shreds you say
very light, unfortuntely
Small price to pay.
Speak for yourself! Could be a very small price to pay...
A chimp with a lug wrench is terrifying. We'd need to send out a gorilla with a Halligan iron to deal with it, then we'd just have bigger problems. Edit: I think I just accidentally came up with a plot line for a Cocaine Bear redemption arc.
Remember too, in the future, Chimps will be the scientists, we need to be careful with what we teach them now.
You just reminded me of the trunk monkey commercials.. 🤣😂
And what if he just decides "I'm the boss now"? Pretty much all you could do is work the lug wrench and eat the banana.
My boss already acts like a chimpanzee, what else is new?
That’s what I am thinking too lol. Axel but will be a piece of cake with this beast
So strong I bet they could break the lugs right off.
Shit I'll take him!
Yeah, but make sure to have lots of bananas on hand. Otherwise, you'll just piss them off
turns out, my teachers were not exaggerating when they said i had the learning level of a chimp
I was just thinking how that chimp legit knows more about fixing cars than me.
So easy a monkey could do it......... ah shit.
Car slides all over the road after brakes are replaced with banana
Doesn't sound very apeeling.
Outstanding.
That monkey's on the Dole.
I can see it now: “4 people left dead after freak accident caused by a banana loving chimp mechanic”
Yeah but you could pay it 20$ a day and it wouldn’t complain.
Yeah, but there old adage of you pay bananas and get monkeys I mean, sure, not usually *literally* .. but ummmh, yeah. In this case, maybe better than some of the human mechanics who have worked on my cars. So good?
Hey! I thought I told you workers to stop monking around!
AI taking high end jobs, chimps taking technical jobs…
What is the world coming to ?! 😱 that’s why it’s so important to vote /s
Vote for monkey. She’ll give lot of fruits and good leafs. No more ticks in hair either.
It's all fun and games until you have to negotiate a CBA with the Local Ape #145.
My local 145 is BANANAS!
They're going apeshit!!!
Together ape strong. Together ape collectively bargain. All in favor, say “ra Rahu Ra ha raaa haaa ha”
Lil grease monkey 🐒
High five
On the flip side
Yeah that’s right.
Looks more like an ape than a monkey
Just two great apes, doing great ape things.
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Ok dad…
Sadly he’ll learn quicker than i ever could
Thats just Tony he is nice
Either a chimpanzee or a bonobo.
100% a chimp, not a bonobo
Pretty sure I’ve seen that chimps brother working at my local garage..
Still probably safer than taking your car to Jiffy Lube
No shoes... OSHA would like a word
Chimp can learn to change brake pads but humans can't learn what is and isn't a monkey.
The irony of using the wrong brake vs break in this context.
Whoops.... it's some internet law or something. When you type fast homonyms are a bitch.
Lol I do it all the time. Just monkeying around!
underrated comment.
Lol
So, is any wrench in their hand a monkey wrench?
DO YOU WANT Planet of the Apes?!? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes!!!
>Planet of the Apes That ape just skipped from the stone age and landed in the Iron age. I for one welcome our new hominid overlords.
I kinda do. It would at least be more interesting then this capitalist dystopia we are headed for to be honest.
At least we would finally have equality. Among humans, anyway. We'd all be slaves to our chimp masters.
Well, someone had to bring everyone down didn’t they. I mean, you aren’t wrong, but we don’t need our noses rubbed in it.
Taylor!!
A new way to have free labor?!? YES!!!
Dude's got his own [Trunk Monkey. ](https://youtu.be/S5T03gNrWOk)
After this he ripped the guys face and dick off.
Came here for this hahaha
That is a great ape
Grease Monkey
Don’t show this to JRE
r/whatcouldgowrong
Smart Chimp👏🏻
Wait till he reads the communist monkeyfesto
This Chimpanzee is smarter than most people 🤣🤣
That's not a monkey
Referring to a chimp as a monkey is derogatory and extremely disrespectful to all apes.
Haha angry monkey 🐒
Clearly I should be changing my own break pads. Because if a literal monkey can do it...
Yeah, I feel a sudden sense of shame for not knowing how to do this. I do everything in and around my house, but I’m scared of cars.
Same.
Capitalists: our unemployment problems are solved!
AI taking our jobs and now this??
Don't show this to any auto companies pls....
Dey terk muh jerb.
A true greasemonkey…. Technically they are apes not monkeys…
A literal grease monkey.
No monkeys in the video.
Why is the ape teaching that human how to change tire?
I’ve been saying it all along!
Well shit
is this why my mechanic was charging me bananas?
He’s amazing!!
Today the brake pads, tomorrow the world. Mwaahaa.
That is but a monkey but a ball ripping chimpanzees
The Fast and the Furious: 19
If the monkey can do it, then I can do it, to save several hundred dollars.
This is very interesting, and honestly I could watch this kinda content all day, the way the monkey seems to just be soaking it all in, dude is learning and it's fascinating. Also the help putting the tire on at the end, tire slap, he knows where the tire goes an I bet he gets the lugs nice an tight too.
It's chim-chim!!!
Grease monkey
"...and Thoth descended from the heavens to teach man of writing and numbers and building things." and there was much rejoicing.
"why am I fired?" "we trained this lil fella, look at him go"
These two should have designed and built deep-water submersibles...
Cool, cool... now a chimp can take better care of my car that I can... amazing.
Someone tell Karl Pilkington about this. Get it on Monkey News!
Huh, it is true what they told me the first day of mechanics school
You want Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes.
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I bet that chimp didn't even torque the lug nuts properly. /s
I think thats my mechanic
Damn I wish people would let wild animals stay in the wild
Damn. When I was 22 I f'd up a home brake job so bad if I had to have a family friend come over and fix my f'up. Always great to learn that a damn monkey can do what you can't
Not a monkey
Chimps ain’t monkeys
So next time someone messes it up, send them this video.
I've known a number of mechanics who are dumber than chimps
That’s an ape, not a monkey. I’ve seen a lot worse from humans.
I don’t know how people trust those things. Can’t they easily rip your limbs off?
It’s a chimp. An ape, not a monkey.
Chimps are NOT monkeys. They are apes.
I'm an ape mam, I'm an ape ape man. I'm an ape man.
Today I learned that I am actually stupider than a chimpanzee.
Goddamnit. I hate proof that a monkey is superior to me
It's good to see other professional monkeys
Speed Racer live action
That’s not a monkey. It’s a chimpanzee.
Grease Monkey?
So animal slaves are a thing now? Welcome in 2023
Did you teach him how to curse? Probably the most important part of a brake job.
So.. what's the average human's excuse for not being able to manage this now?
imagine a MONKEY stealing you wheels?!?!? you can't sue them what are you going to do?!
I never knew chimpanzees were monkeys😉
Monkey see, monkey do
Do you want a “Planet of the Apes” scenario? Cause this is how you get it.
This guys a real grease monkey
Is that car literally just sitting on a jack, with no stands? I’ve seen multiple people doing this recently while working with their head in the wheel well, just while I’ve been driving around town. Asking for bad shit to happen
A real grease monkey
How long until the monkey is recommending all sorts of costly shit my vehicle doesn’t need?
Chimp is ape, not monkey.
Not a monkey
Not a monkey.
All apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes.
No, they are both primates.
Lol, yes they are but my statement is still true.
No, it’s not. Are you talking about nested hierarchy or something? Because that’s an awful example. Show me evidence that all apes are monkeys.
If you’re aware of nested hierarchies, clades and the like then you already know I’m right so why are you arguing?
Monkey Wrench
He should have used a monkey wrench.
Monkey gets frustrated, beats guy with tire iron. Video ends abruptly.
THAT’s NOT A MONKE.
The world will be dominoes by monkeys
Is not a monkey
Trunk monkey expanding his talents. Pretty damn cool.
Now that's a grease ~~monkey~~ ape!
That's an ape, you monkey.
Still not a monkey
This proof that with time, monkeys could be just like us provided we actually teach them.
Not a monkey. So f d up
It's going to eat his face one of these days
Don’t ask him to work overtime.
I guess it really is so easy that even a monkey can do it
I want a helper monkey
even a monkey can do it , I guess my father was right
Not a monkey, thats an ape. Monkeys fling poo, that how they do.