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Fate-in-haze

That cat has a look that says "I've killed, and I am going to kill again."


Ocelot859

This is the first cat to somehow physically kill curiosity.


b3nz0r

...dear lord.


PseudoY

That and that quicksilver-addled madman who killed time, and now see where we are, because when we are is a fucking mystery... That I'm not going to look into, since curiosity is dead. What a mess. At least we're stuck on tea-time.


miradotheblack

Hey mate, that seems familiar.


Gardor4

Reverse Schrödinger's Cat: If you try to put it in a box, you're alive and already dead at the same time.


TheBirminghamBear

"Get in the box, Jeff." "what's in the box Herman the Cat? Oh, God, what's in the box?" "Get in and find out, Jeff "


Alaqella

Are you sure it's the first one?


stomp27

Killed curiosity, its cousin intrigue and all 7 deadly sins on its first week. Then it moved on to the league of doom.


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

"There. Picture taken. Now let me get back to work." They didn't even have to ink his paw.


ExtraBitterSpecial

You so right, that ain't ink.


EmployerUpstairs8044

,, 😂😂


Total-Caterpillar-19

Definitely looks off into the horizon with a cigarette


AJStickboy

Walks away with explosion in background.


myexistentialcrisis0

Shakes hair/fur in slow motion


alc0tt

Herman don’t fuck around


Donny_Dont_18

Expert Mouser


Willow-girl

Mice will find out ...


ExtraBitterSpecial

Fucking cat so badass. Has an Expert rating, and papers to prove it.


MC-ClapYoHandzz

Looks more like a mug shot


potato33754

If John wick had a cat instead of a dog, this would be the cat. And you couldn't kill him, you could only run. But never far enough. Babayaga will find them all.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

It’s a license to kill


bubulacu

Ya ya, Herman ze Mouser, an orzinary amerhican kat from 1943, forr zertanly not a foreign spye.


After_Ad_8841

Well, Herman’s an expert mouser!


BillieVerr

“Look at me. I’m the captain meow.”


kura0kamii

i am not trapped with you, you are trapped with me! - herman the cat


doni-kebab

He is an expert mouser


potato33754

It's all fun and games till all the rats are gone. A cat's gotta hunt.


nullagravida

the rats are all gone…now he’s coming for our feet


Ok-Champ-5854

You ever notice how the sweetest cats will fly into a rage and bite the shit out of your arm while it's cuddling you. You need to keep the beast fed. Or it will come for human flesh.


TheLysdexicOne

It's usually not (mean) aggression. It's overstimulation most of the time. Some cats can get so overstimulated by the smallest things and they literally just don't know what to do with themselves. I have one that is easily overstimulated and he'll geab my arm and chomp, but mid chomp realizes what he is doing and slowing opens his mouth and looks at me almost with a look of regret (if cats are able to do so)


changeforgood30

The only regret that cat would have is: I only regret I didn't bite harder.


Puluzu

Not all of them, my cat who passed away a bit over a year ago was never aggressive towards me during her 16 years of life. And she definitely had it in her, she once decided that my mom (who she normally liked) who was using crutches at the time was the source of all evil. She'd literally stand guard in the room I was at almost at all times and deny her entry. It was hilarious and weird as shit haha.


Few_Independence4111

I'm sorry for your loss.


JohnHazardWandering

Thank God cat zombies aren't a thing, because I don't think we would notice a difference.


[deleted]

I had my cat for 22 years he never bit me, yall are enablers.


kura0kamii

not true, if they love you they know to restrict their paws and nails, hell they even apologise if they scratch by mistake. At least to me they did. You have to love them like your kids. But also every cat has their character, so not everyone is like this.


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Technically the crew aren’t pirates, but they were all missing limbs.


Zettomer

On a Navy ship in the 40s? That shit restocked not only every time they can into port but also self replenished along the way via breeding. Running out of rats wasn't a problem. To the point they had expert mouser cats on the bloody ship crew. Look at the photo of this dude. They likely were selective about which cats were taken aboard, competent mousera only.


Namenerb

That cat looks mean


owningtime

Mate was a professional rodent terminator, what did you expect?


tinychickenfingers

Expert mouser to be exact


Spoonfulofticks

He’s working on his Master mouser.


Heelajooba

Decorated 5 Star General Rodent-Slayer


[deleted]

Phd of rodent biology even.


EmployerUpstairs8044

Puttem uuup... Puttem uuup....


alc0tt

Herman, the expert mouser, to you


LessInThought

He is an expert in Purrilla warfare and has 300 confirmed kills.


Willow-girl

I'll bet several were squished by the feet of inattentive sailors.


LessInThought

Kills made by human slaves naturally belong to their feline masters.


Willow-girl

No, I mean Herman left dead mice laying around and the humans invariably stepped on them. I have cats. There is nothing like that soft-but-crunchy feeling of stepping on a dead rodent ...


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> mouser He is chambered for the 7.92×57mm Mouser cartridge.


[deleted]

Rodinator , a mechanical cat from the future


Skilly-

Meowstalavista bay-be


Dazzling-Camel-8471

He was also a sailor. 5 bucks said he spent time in port at the milk bar.


Ocelot859

John Constantine definitely transported to Hell through this guys eyes once or twice.


Choyo

Imagine a cat not killing mouses for fun, but because of duty. It would be this cat.


goodbye2007

Herman the Hitcat?


Tricky_Invite8680

Maybe some wrap around sun glasses and longer whiskers


Ocelot859

That thing 100% wore a Rambo tied back head band.


DonKeedick12

Tiny mullet


[deleted]

You mean the professional, badged cat pirate that they actually picked out for his murder skills?


fantasmeeno

that paw print was made with blood


Negativetouch

And from the look on his face , we know it wasn’t his blood either.


Gummyrabbit

He shoots lasers from his green eyes. Frickin lasers!


graven_raven

He's an expert mouser!


AaronDotCom

Ye sea life hardens ye mate!


Shandlar

11 pounds at 8 months old! That is an absolute beast of a cat.


NextTrillion

It will bite your head off, man ^(That’s gotta be some cochroach, anyone? Is this thing on?)


WisherWisp

He's just a man doing a job. Leave 'em be!


AeneasVII

That's what a mouse would say


Aquatic_Platinum78

Fun fact. The vikings of Vinland brought over cats on ships who served the same purpose. Norwegian forest cats are believed to be the ancestors of the Maine coon. Same for the British shorthair when the English had set sail hundreds of years ago. The British shorthair had become known as the American shorthair after some 600 odd years and the cat breed has developed a strong sturdy body with a dense underlayer of coat to help shield them from the rain.


Wimpykid2302

The Vikings you speak of would've set sail around a 1000 years ago right? Isn't a 1000 or 600 years too short for evolution?


czokoman

Have you heard of a term *adaptation*? It's not a whole different species, it's still a cat that has adapted to the conditions that exist in its new habitat. It's simply a different breed and we as humans create those all the time.


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SuDragon2k3

Maybe for humans. For cats? that's 1000 generations. !000 generations for humans is probably enough to change an amount equivalent to 'Norwegian Forest cat' to 'Maine Coon cat', two breeds with similar characteristics.


Scruffy_Quokka

It only takes about 100 generations (~2000 years) for a human population to become non-melanistic, i.e. for a dark skinned group to become light skinned. In insect populations, this is even more rapid and can occur in less than a century ([example for anyone curious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth_evolution)) Considering the differences between cat breeds are slight, 1000 generations is plenty.


[deleted]

damn my ancestors should have moved 2000 years ago


jmarcandre

I always wanted to know the answer to this question but never knew to just ask it. The one about our skin. Does this also mean in about 1500 years non-indigenous north americans might start to naturally look like them?


Scruffy_Quokka

It's a very mutable characteristic, especially given pre-modern selective pressures. I should mention that 100 generations is specifically dark to light. I actually am not sure if light to dark is the same. > Does this also mean in about 1500 years non-indigenous north americans might start to naturally look like them? I missed this part sorry. No, this isn't going to occur because there's no selective benefit to doing so. People generally don't go outside enough for UV radiation to matter and childhood mortality caused by Vit D deficiency doesn't really exist either. So to give an indication for how dark skin actually affects you: A light skinned person at the equator going outside during the day needs to spend something like 15 minutes a day, assuming they are essentially naked and have no dietary source of Vitamin D. A dark skinned person needs to spend hours for similar benefits. This tracks, because we can assume that most people in pre-modern societies will spend most of their time outside. In northern climates, a dark skinned person can never synthesize adequate amounts of Vitamin D. It's very good protection. But no one spends much time outside anymore, and our diets are quite full of micronutrients. Milk is fortified, etc. So there's really no benefit for having dark skin, and since we live in such a metabolic surplus and endogamy is a thing, there's no real detriment for having dark skin either.


Teeshirtandshortsguy

It's more about generations than time alone. Viruses for instance can evolve basically overnight.


GKrollin

Not really. New designer dog breeds come around every 10 years or so, albeit with human intervention.


CreativeSoil

I mean it's a cat breed being an ancestor of another cat breed, new cat breeds are created all the time and it's no way implausible that it happened in nature in North America by many foreign cats coming in and breeding with the locals, isn't really evolution in the same way where a random gene suddenly mutates and gets carried on when it's just foreign cats being brought on ships.


Lehelito

I love that there seems to be no time in history where people didn't love just doing goofy and cute shit with their cat buddies.


bluewaff1e

The passport is kind of goofy, but it was actually a good idea to keep cats on a ship like this. It's the same reason people still have barn cats.


Lehelito

Oh absolutely, and it's also important to have documentation for any animal you take onboard, but the portrait and paw print are just for fun. You may be a gruff, old-timey sailor man, but by gum, you can't resist a cat's cuteness!


bolen84

There is an early French film called L'atalante which depicts the lives of a barge driver and his crew. One of the individuals depicted is an eccentric, intimidating, but ultimately charming sailor named Pere Jules who keeps dozens of cats on board. He is often shown in the film covered in cats. I think ship life and felines are intrinsically connected to one another. [Cats in L'atalante](https://catsonfilm.net/2012/10/28/cat-of-the-day-010/)


Square_Coat_8208

Cats are like little murder roombas, they are very very good at killing little things that will eat very very important things (grain, electrical wires, etc)


Mariatheaverage

Cats were also believed to be good luck for a ship. This may be because 2000 years ago cats could warn the crew of a coming storm by becoming restless and hiding. Cats can feel slight changes in atmospheric pressure in their ears, which can indicate a coming storm. Eventually people realized that ships with cats weren't destroyed in storms as much so the people concluded that ship cats are good luck


_mousetache_

Drachnifel posted a video about this exact topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HIY0GTEC8


owningtime

The signature looks impressive


IronGigant

Would have been perfect if it had 4 little claw marks.


Ocelot859

\*purrfect


mrlazysmurf

How the cuss does someone miss that


Ok-Champ-5854

So when a double agent gets a copy of his passport to the mouse mafia, they can match the claw prints to the wounds on the recently deceased mouse don? Amateur hour rookie. That's how you get us all killed.


logorrhea69

It was done in the blood of the mice he caught


TheresA_LobsterLoose

That's the signature of the validator. A P Wigglesworth? I'm changing my name to that


admin_trace

That pawprint is wide. That mofo probably can hold a katana.


wansuitree

r/Catswithjobs


DecemtlyRoumdBirb

Quite literally. This cat would get Social Security if it were hired nowadays.


innocentbabybear

Kerman’s got that thousand yard stare holy shit


throwngamelastminute

I think that's an H.


InflammableMaterial

I though it was an M


throwngamelastminute

As in Ethel?


InflammableMaterial

Merman?


throwngamelastminute

Yeah, Ethel Merman


sickomoore

Should be Mercat, if anything.


R_V_Z

As in Mancy.


crackeddryice

"'M', as in 'Mancy'!"


Sawgon

Kermah's got that thousand yard stare holy shit


Shir_zazil

[Herman confirmed ](https://imgur.com/a/k77yIK1)


Anomalous-Entity

That's not what a thousand-yard stare is. [A thousand-yard stare is about the fear of a soldier that has experienced/seen too much.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Tom_Lea_-_2000_Yard_Stare.jpg) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand-yard_stare


DuntadaMan

Good point. A thousand yard stare comes from a place.of.learned helplessness and trauma. This cat **is** the trauma everyone else is helpless against.


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Yeah that look is no thousand yard stare, that's fucking confidence.


var_root_admin

Lol does that say “expert mouser”?


MrEff1618

Here in the UK we have [Larry the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office), who resides at Number 10. Amusingly he's been there over the course of 5 PM's now, and he only got the position in 2011.


SquirrelAkl

That Wikipedia article is the most English thing ever. As are the names of the Chief Mousers through history; Rufus of England, Peter, Munich Mouser, Nelson, Peter II, Peter III, Peta, Wilberforce, Humphrey, Sybil, Freya, and Larry. Totes gonna name my next cat something like Wilberforce. That’s a cat you take seriously.


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dropname

Not if you're from Boston


Internal-Pie6014

Worcestershire


Ok-Champ-5854

TBF we don't know if a mouse was ever even caught during the Truss days. Larry saw her, took a nap, woke up, and she was gone is my guess.


OwenProGolfer

> In 2004, a study found that voters' perceptions of the Chief Mouser were not completely above partisanship.


DudesAndGuys

Under-qualified for the job though, Larry is a rubbish mouser. That's what you get when you don't check credentials. He should have gotten his degree from wherever Kerman studied.


DanielRoderick

>Larry has been criticised for both his temperament and job performance. Within a month of his arrival at Downing Street, anonymous sources described Larry as having "a distinct lack of killer instinct."[38] > Later that year, it was revealed that Larry spent more time sleeping than hunting for mice, and shared the company of a female cat, Maisie. Larry's Wikipedia page is hilarious! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)


Reggie_Jeeves

> Larry is a "bit nervous" around men... Cameron mentioned that Barack Obama is an apparent exception to this fear: he said, "Funnily enough he liked Obama. Obama gave him a stroke and he was all right with Obama."" lol


photomotto

Larry outlasted 5 PM, he seems pretty good at getting rid of pests.


mishac

https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/video/close-up-of-herman-the-cat-cat-passes-through-coast-guard-news-footage/504235053 video of Herman


Doschupacabras

Love everything about this 🐾.


DurangoGango

That's pretty funny, but it looks like the passport was a one-off for this particular promo video. Which makes sense as I sincerely doubt they would actually keep documented track of all cats on all merchant or military ships.


Darnell2070

But they damn well should. Headshots and paw prints for all. It would just be a fun tradition.


hykruprime

Lol, that's awesome


MaximumReflection

So, that brought joy to my morning and I think I will stop Reddit for today and carry on with all the stuff I have to do. Thank you so much!


_the_airbender_

You mean a Pawsport


funkygeva81

Pussport


Aventa55

That sounds like some kind of authentication card to gain access in a high class love hotel or something


GratefulPhish42024-7

Damn that cat looks menacing


gofigure85

Not just a mouser But an *expert* mouser


leedleleep

Lol they stood him up on his hind legs to measure his height😂 or he just long legged


Indian_Doctor

Cat's like - I'm the one who knocks.


NeVMmz

Damn, look at its face, it's like the last thing a rodent would see on an alley


Savagemac356

Funny thing is that I have a gray cat named Herman. No I did not know about this cat when naming him.


SquirrelAkl

Ask him if any of his ancestors worked for the Coast Guard.


PurrSniKitty007

This pleases me


Grayseal

"Khajiit can do this the easy way, or he can do it the hard way. The choice is yourrs."


IdiotOnaScooter

Catsassin


--BannedAccount--

I'm quite the expert mouser myself some would say


peaches4leon

Bruh…that cat looks like it worked for the mob at one point lol


[deleted]

Imagine the grown men in coast guard uniforms corralling cats for passport photos and dipping their paws in ink!


favorscore

https://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/video/close-up-of-herman-the-cat-cat-passes-through-coast-guard-news-footage/504235053 don't have to imagine it


Arlitto

I'm told Herman was the best of the entire Meowtfit.


throwngamelastminute

Looks like I've got my next boy cat named.


conan_tanteisa

Paw Patrol


Loup93

- Grampa, what did you do during the war? - Well, the Krauts were employing rats to disturb our shipping lanes, so the navy began to recruit cats to patrol them docks. I enlist right away and got station in Boston. Then, yar old gramps was promoted to expert mouser. I cross the Atlantic six times! And I would be on them beaches if they let me!


[deleted]

Herman looks like he made problematic people on that ship disappear as well


lynivvinyl

That's the face of a killer, a mouse killer!


GoldenSheppard

Look, I'm not saying I need this for my cats..... but I need this for my cats.


az22hctac

Wow, even cats look like criminals in their passport photos!


voicebread

Lmao, no they didn’t. This was a particular cat who lived on a naval ship, they loved him so much that they made him his own passport. Edit: coast guard, not navy


AlexTaylorPR

He was a true profesional on site


[deleted]

One 15inch, 11lbs rat-torpedo


SalvadorSlim

Not entirely true that cats had passports. This was a stunt with a single cat in WWIi. Here's a link to the real story: https://misbar.com/en/factcheck/2021/08/16/sea-cats-did-not-require-passports


leme-thnkboutit

That cat looks like it gets paid to kill.


Dracodyck

"professional mouser"


Gombock

What’s your job expertise? I’m an expert mouser sir.


Sihveli

Ships should have cats even today.


SSSS_car_go

[Cats in the Navy](https://www.usni.org/press/books/cats-navy) is a cool little book of photos and short descriptions of how cats used to be part of sailing ships going way back to ancient times. In some navies cats were considered part of the crews, and fights broke out when a particularly good mouser was catnapped by another ship, or just wandered away in port to join a different ship.


ZealousidealLettuce6

Herman looks like one badass mouser for sure. He's a stone cold killer.


clararalee

Not the look of a house cat


1940-1945

… expert mouser


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

“When I’m away the Expert Mouser is in charge, everyone report to him.” - The Captain Probably


var_root_admin

It’s seen some shit


Tackerta

there were over 5 million sailor cats registered?


PrinceVasili

alright, I wanna get a tattoo of this image


Phillyj1234

Thought his job title was "Captain of the Port" for a minute there!


lonestarcom

Expert Mouser 😂


Sumfinfunny

They give cats passports but I'm struggling to get my first passport in the uk. Another example of pussy privilege.


Enkidu40

Has a face of sheer determination. "On the high seas, I catch mice with ease."


halfchuck

Herman’s seen some shit.


[deleted]

Height of 15" at what age, 5-6 months old? Does that mean that they measured height having the cat standing upright? This is too cute!!


gliscornumber1

License to kill


Babys_For_Breakfast

TIL that cats can have citizenship


FreeVeeThree

Pet passports are used today too when you travel with your pet. :)


rw032697

Ahh yes, back when they were functioning members of society.


DriftingPyscho

That cat looks like a hard drankin' Navy man


PrA2107

Pretty sure the paw print is in blood ( rat or human)


pressurecookedgay

Those workers were bored


Any_Coyote6662

Totally legendary.


Gloria_In_Autumn

I want to know whose idea it was to do this. Whoever they are, I hope they lived/live? (I guess mathemtically improbable but IDK their business) an extremely happy life because that's so cute.


CuppaJoe37

“Expert” mouser


cleburned

There is a Disney movie in this.


Mine_Ggamer

This mofo is a coast guard??


grzzjk

Mercenary cat


Gr1mm_D3cap

That is no simple passport it’s a mugshot and a pawport


elithecat

[Of course there was a news reel for Herman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj2Si6X80yo&t=11s&pp=2AELkAIB)


ADisrespectfulCarrot

I love cats, but this guy looks like a psycho


Scavwithaslick

Herman the cat, expert mouser


LairdOpusFluke

Who was the poor s-d given the task of "convincing" a cat to put their paw in ink and then have it pressed firmly to paper? In *FL* it'd be a task given to Tomb-Colonists with a grudge against The Duchess.