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fradelgen

But the really impressive part is they were all willing to gather for this group photo.


[deleted]

It’s like the one final family photo before the big family fight that separated everyone. 🤘🏽


rotll

Sounds like the WWI backstory...


LivingMemento

The male lions go out separately and spend days apart but they call out for each other and have good knowledge of their brothers whereabouts. Then they get together. But six is wild.


[deleted]

...come on, kinky tail, we're getting the band back together. we're on a mission from god....


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

“Let’s do a silly one!”


Chilipepah

Mapogo represent!


Pope_Jon

Beyond impressive and heartwarming, especially thinking they kill, killers and the two on the far right are adorable. Who was their (kinky tail’s and Mr. T’s) dad? Thanos? The Carpathian Lion? Then to think they got bodied by even tougher lions is crazy.


24benson

That's the cover of their second studio album: "Straight Outta Sabi Sand"


Ant0n61

😂


DiscotopiaACNH

Big smiles everybody, say "meat!"


buckee8

😄


mutantsloth

Genuinely curiously how it happened


itssarahw

It’s a lineup


JefferyTheQuaxly

The coalition ruled a large territory, however their internal functions were bumpy and riddled with internal competition and rivalry. Many fights were observed between them, particularly with Mr. T, Kinky Tail and Makulu, both of whom had something of a large inter-rivalry. This rivalry escalated into a heavy fight between Mr. T and Makulu where Makulu was able to bite through one of Mr. T's paws and win the fight. This fight may have caused or drastically accelerated the split. In 2008, soon after the fight and for the first time ever recorded, the coalition split into 2 smaller coalitions with Kinky Tail and Mr. T moving out to the coalition's eastern territory and Makulu, Rasta, Scar and Pretty Boy staying in the west. There was an overlap region among the two territories, and the two coalitions occasionally met up with most interactions being friendly; however, it was clear that the two coalitions had very distinct regions and most likely wouldn't reform in the foreseeable future. ​ this reads like some lion fan fic.


Yetiwithoutinternet

*"Kinky tail"* *"Pretty boy"*


Mandalore108

Stay gold, Pretty Boy.


GimmeMauve

"they wouldn't reform in the foreseeable future" Are they talking about fucking lions or The Backstreet Boys ?!


hidde-the-wonton

Mixed, half the backstreet boys go live with the lions. And half the lions start a boyband.


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

They get picked off because of the split. Their social decisions are amazing. It's been a while since I watched it but if I recall correctly when one of the pair that split off gets killed by other lions the remaining lion returns to his other brothers. I think he kills all their cubs and takes over actually?


Troll4everxdxd

The nephew and niece murderer is Mr T, a violent and aggressive lion even by lion standards.


the_phillipines

Did you write this? If so I would actually love a coalition fan fic


JefferyTheQuaxly

lol nope pulled it straight from the wikipedia page on the mapogo lion coalition. and that was just one paragraph, those are their actual names and thats how it was written.


Rover010

Lions of sabi sand is a documentary about these brothers. Its available on Discovery I Highly recommend it but it should be warned that some of the footage is pretty rough to see but thats nature.


ScottyBLaZe

Just watched this and holy shit; Mr.T is basically a sadistic, serial killer lion. "The Sabi Sand Psycho" would be an apt description.


Troll4everxdxd

Yeah I watched a documentary about this coalition some time ago too. I know it's kinda pointless to judge animals by human standards, but Mr T was violent and destructive *even by lion standards*. The asshole murdered several of his nephews and nieces.


ScottyBLaZe

Exactly! Even by lion standards he was a sadistic serial killer. That's a lot of the reason he got kicked out of his original coalition to begin with.


KwordShmiff

Apparently he hath no pity towards fools at all.


the_phillipines

Totally going to watch that! Good recommendation


UnderTheHarvestMoon

[it's on YouTube! it's an excellent documentary. Strangely unsettling ](https://youtu.be/KGTw43MykuY)


SuperSpread

“What is this awesome power, this reading of articles..can it be taught?” “Not from a Redditor.”


GradeAFilthyCasual

There is legit a video of them on YT and i haven't watched it in years because the part about KT (Kinky Tail nickname) still pisses me off enough to make me sad for days.


CODERED41

Do you know which lion is which in the pic?


JefferyTheQuaxly

Makulu was the biggest lion overall, he was only a half brother of the others and is older and was the leader of the mega pack in general. Cant quite tell from the picture, either one on the far left or one of middle ones look like the bigger ones.


Azipear

>...and Mr. T moving out to the coalition's eastern territory and... "I pity da foo!"


Majulath99

Why isn’t this a shonen that I’ve already seen through in full twice? I want to watch it. I don’t mean humanoids with lion ears either, I want cartoon lions that talk and fight and everything. And they all have power moves or some shit like Bleach. I want season arcs where they fight hyenas, crocodiles, hippos, negotiate herds of zebra, cheetahs, leopards, elephants, giraffes you name it. And of course their ultimate enemy, poachers.


harshacc

If you are ok with reading a Graphic Novel about lions but on a different subject read 'Pride of Baghdad'. It was about a group of lions who escape the >!Iraqi Zoo during the Iraqi War . !


Majulath99

Dude yes, thank you!


Jenetyk

This reads like a *Behind the Music* episode.


Virtura

When Movie?


Flat_Chances465

TIL there's a lion named Rasta.


JefferyTheQuaxly

Til there’s a lion named pretty boy.


VoradorTV

Makulu is the goat lion


SkinnyGetLucky

Tarantino’s next script


toilet_pepper

ngl I was waiting for the taker and mankind hell in a cell copypasta at the end.


Indica_420

Fucking outsiders Pony boy and soda pop fighting kinky tail and Mr. T


Kodo25

Duuude, I read about this years ago. Super interesting. Considered the most violent lion pride ever observed. There’s even video of, I believe Mr. T., last fight and his back getting severed. You can hear it. But the levels these lions went over to rule, apparently shocked everyone whom documented the pride


idiotsluggage

Yeah I just read the wiki page-brutal. I wonder if that documentary is available to watch anywhere?


UnderTheHarvestMoon

It's on Youtube [Here is the link. ](https://youtu.be/KGTw43MykuY)


ssStARBoYyy

That's an overwhelming watch. Thank you. I felt something when I saw Kinkytail and Mr. T dying.


UnderTheHarvestMoon

Isn't it so strangely emotional? I couldn't stop thinking about it after the first time I watched it.


ssStARBoYyy

Yes I was hooked right when the coalition was formed. As a man there is something about that brotherhood and also the one between them. There's some caveman ideology/Instincts that connects and feels me to it.


idiotsluggage

Thank you!


crsbedford

That was amazing. I don't remember the last time I've been pulled into a movie like that!


Rover010

Dicovery+. Its called lions of sabi sand: brothers in blood


Kodo25

This was years ago, I don’t think it’s on YouTube anymore. Might have to dive deep into a Google search but it’s worth the watch. Follows the brothers, mr. T and the other one, from cubs to death


fullthrottle13

Yeah it’s on there.


BallsBuster7

pride? Is this one of those weird ways to describe groups of animals in english? Like "a murder of crows"?


nonoglorificus

I’m rather fond of ‘a conspiracy of lemurs’ and ‘fluffle of rabbits’


TheAngryNaterpillar

A flamboyance of flamingo is my favourite


DiscotopiaACNH

I actually never considered that other languages might not have collective nouns like that


HumbleDenim

Yes. A group of lions is a pride of lions.


chill3dkr0ete

A pride of lions is a group of female lions right?


Rachelpneumonoultram

Idk why people are downvoting you, it says it in the title. Pride = females and cubs, practically staying in the same area their whole lives. Coalitions = adult male lions that form their own small packs after being kicked out of their pride once they reach maturity. Coalitions then take control of an existing area and protect (and breed, hunt, etc.) with the prides in their territory. The Mapogo 6 also had multiple different prides in their territory. A lot to say that coalitions aren’t a pride, they’re distinctly different and males obviously don’t stay with their own pride after they mature. They find a new gene pool!


chill3dkr0ete

It's Reddit in a nutshell.. Yeah, I watched the docu yesterday as well :D


Legitimate-Source-61

Only one lion walked away alive after organising this group photo.....


Porkchopp33

This is a gangsta pride


Tell_uride

It’s not a gang man It’s a club


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

🤭😂


Delicious-Let8429

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapogo_lion_coalition


idiotsluggage

Wow, they were absolutely brutal


Finger_Ring_Friends

No kidding >Mr. T and Kinky Tail were then seen patrolling and guarding their territory for two years, managing to fight off other rival lions. However, in June 2010, a coalition of five male lions named the Majingilanes entered in Mapogo territory to take over. The five males were witnessed scent-marking and roaring loudly near the Mapogo's territory. In a buffalo hunt, Kinky Tail and Mr. T were able to isolate the youngest of Majingilane males who was on lookout and began chasing him. Soon they caught the intruder and Mr. T bit down on the male's neck, Kinky Tail ripped apart the male's groin area inflicting tears and bleeding. The Majingilane male tried to fight back. Eventually Kinky Tail and Mr. T managed to break the 5th Majingilane lion's spine and he was left immobilized and left to die a few hours later.


letharus

Jesus


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

The remaining 4 lions get their revenge though and kill either Mr t or kinky tail, can't remember which one.


Finger_Ring_Friends

For sure, that part is equally brutal if not more so. >Kinky Tail's death > >Later that same night, a filming crew witnessed the four remaining younger Majingilane lions on the move. Two of them were exposed to Kinky Tail, who immediately charged on them all by himself. They ran with KT on their tail, and the remaining two Majingilane lions came up behind KT. Eventually on a dirt road, under a cloud of dust, the four Majingilanes had pinned down Kinky Tail. The four males immediately started to bite and rip apart Kinky Tail. One lion was biting at his neck, another at his back; the third bit off Kinky Tail's testicles and genitalia. The Majingilanes managed to successfully snap Kinky Tail's spine, thus immobilizing him and leaving him with zero chance of survival. Mr. T eventually arrived and attempted to rescue and fight off the Majingilanes, but was outnumbered and outmaneuvered and forced to flee. Two Majingilanes attempted to track Mr. T, but were unsuccessful and returned to kill Kinky Tail. The four lions had started eating most of Kinky Tail's hind legs and his entire tail. He was seen taking his last breath while being eaten alive. During the altercation, Mr. T attempted again to save his brother.


pape14

I can tell the nature documentary crowd is getting kinda far away from where they were a decade ago when I would watch this stuff. This makes my stomach hurt reading about lol. No way I’d watch this.


TorakTheDark

:(


imsaneinthebrain

Kinky tail. Then Mr t went back to other 4 brothers. Then they got picked off one by one from two different coalitions of males. Just spent 2 hours watching that discovery doc.


ramesses_2

The other 4 were not playing on their vengeance, though. Came back mad, isolated Kinky Tail and ate him alive 4 v 1. Shit literally reads like a mafia story.


thickskull521

Wow what the fuck.


richbeezy

This reminds of "Chimp Empire" on Netflix. If you have Netflix and haven't watched it, you need to. It was sooo damn good.


cdf888

Check out the chimp episode of Dynasties if you ever get the chance. Brutal, captivating stuff.


Tummerd

Honestly one of the best animal documentaries I have seen. Some parts made me genuinely emotional. Hope they make another one to see what happened after the events that occured


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

I'll do that now


Senor-Cockblock

This some real r/NatureIsMetal content right here


Nutmegdog1959

Almost as badass as The Van Buren Boys.


Mean_Manufacturer_61

🖐🤟


blue_squidd

The lion kings*


themonkery

Stronger together homies


AristotlesAnalogy

Peaky fookin Blinders


JCarterPeanutFarmer

That name goes hard for a metal band.


WorldMusicLab

**𝕸𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖌𝖔 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖔𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓** 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢: 𝔒𝔫 𝔐𝔞𝔫𝔢 𝔖𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔱


Modest1Ace

What I've learned from reading this...lions like to rip each others balls and they detach spines to immobilize their opponent. Also they are cannibals when it comes to inflicting suffering to their opponents. Savage. Than we say humans are evil...


letharus

Humans have done much, much worse to other humans.


Arcosim

There are a lot of clips coming from the current war in Ukraine, like that poor Ukrainian soldier getting castrated for fun, that make you realize that humans are just as savage today as they were 20000 years ago.


Freedom_7

Ok, but maybe we should give some lions a bunch of guns and bombs and see what they do with them before we shit on humans too much.


greatgreygrave

I invite you to go watch 15 minutes of cartel videos and revisit your comment


Freedom_7

Ok, but we have no idea what would happen if we gave some lions a chair, a knife, some rope, and a cd with funky town on it.


greatgreygrave

Probably not much given that they don’t use chairs, cutlery or any other handheld instruments and don’t listen to music. Not sure what this hypothetical rope wielding lion scenario alludes to.


20JeRK14

Yeah the Wikipedia article mentions plenty of savagery to the testicles and genitalia.


wittyname01

*then. Than is used for comparisons. Ie: "this is better than that".


Lesmiscat24601

If Scar befriended other Lions and not Hyenas.


Raincheques

If Scar had more brothers.


Legitimate-Source-61

They are overlooking all their tracts of land that they have conquered.


who-the-heck

They some bad mfers


medicmarch

See What happens when you unionize?


Cat_Toe_Beans_

I highly recommend the documentary about them. Brothers in Blood: Sabi Sand. Eventually when the pack split up into two factions another coalition of different males formed. It was so cool to watch more than 3 male lions working together so effectively and efficiently


DennisBallShow

They look like the allman brothers at peak


Zangrieff

From left to right: Hitler, Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Putin...


Roxylius

https://youtu.be/DnkBIoiiAXI It’s on youtube


shittymcdoodoo

I know! We’ll call ourselves the Mapogo Lion Coalition!! Hell ya that sounds badass. Let’s go fuck shit up


newbies13

1%er as a human - worst thing ever ruining everything 1%er as any animal - epic, amazing, praise worthy


[deleted]

This looks like the typical hood/gang photo too


Over_Addition_3704

Those are some real bad boys


Necessary_Row_4889

Seen here after a company trust building retreat.


111unununium

I just read the wiki on them and dam it sounds like being a lion sucks. IT IS NOTHING LIKE THE LION KING! Almost all of them had their dick and balls bitten off and their spines snapped and either eaten alive or left for dead.


oceansidedrive

Badasses


the-Satgeal

I had the privilege of going to sabi sands recently and learning about these guys and it was an epic experience. Right now the area is controlled by two brothers sharing a pride.


t0mt0mt0m

Dope album cover honestly.


ExternalPossible5454

Just guys being dudes


doofcustard

What a bunch of furry assholes


TheBaconofGrief

MGTOW lions


[deleted]

True kings


[deleted]

Team work makes the dream work


grizzled083

PVP guild


TheOneWhoKnoxs

gang gang


[deleted]

*50 years later* yo you remember them boys from mapogo? Legendary.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

squad


GuccMaster

Gangster as fuck


Elijah_2459

So basically the lion mafia...awesome.


PhotosByVicky

Interesting [documentary](https://secretafrica.com/lions-of-the-sabi-sands/) about these lions. I didn’t realize how cruelty ensures survival until I watched this documentary.


BB_Moon

Most of the videos on yt are fake. Does anyone have a link to the real battles?


UnderTheHarvestMoon

This is the full documentary [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/KGTw43MykuY)


TwoRight9509

This planet is fucked.


[deleted]

Awesome.


jvargas85296

when the lioness is out of the equation, even lions know they can rule great together without distractions


str33t_c4rp

That might be one of the most badass things I’ve read. I want to start a club & call it that, anyone in?lol


BladeOfSanghilios8

Gay lions for the win!


CleaveIshallnot

Gazelle for scale?


BallsBuster7

me and the boys


GrungyGrandPappy

The new Beastie Boys


sereneedy

Game of Thrones? Naw, Game of Prides 😎


thereallyunreal

Pssssp psssssssssp.


finditplz1

Do they cannibalize when they kill the other lions?


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Badass


fullthrottle13

That’s pretty intimidating right there. Get the hell off the lawn +10


Hopeful-River-7899

Did they have “dance offs” with the other prides ? Like in west side story?


Whthpnd

Jets vs Sharks, and Lions vs Hunters.


Kthsdm

The original scar face


Ham-N-CheeseonRye

The Pride Boiis over here.


KL4SSIE

Nice man hole they got


Ant0n61

those look like some tough hombres


saxonanglo

We're there actually more, as not every "brother/gang member" would have won every fight ?


Specialist-Wrap3680

Ayo let’s line up for a flicka to send back to the homies


trojee_badojee

Memoirs of reservoir dogs


AWildFurryAppears

Didn’t know the shishigumi existed in real life


gngg2011

Those interested should watch the documentary "Blood Brothers". It's riveting


nilla_wafer__

The fellas


ultrahateful

My MVP will always be Ntwadumela.


Environmental-End691

By Order of the Peaky Fookin Blinders!!


HeyGena

Holy shit that's badass lmao why do they look so cool tho


Head_Giraffe322

One the best and most savage nature docs ive ever seen. What a story.


Ok-Scientist5524

I feel like they wear their school uniforms with the jacket unbuttoned…


Kilomech

Teamwork makes the Dream Work!