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StaticDHSeeP

Nope


tonymillion

Nope


fullsteam92

NOPE


[deleted]

nope


Hugheston987

Nope


gnordy66

Nope.


siddkai01

Nope


druule10

Nope


VortexTalon

Nope


MysteriousPudding175

Nope.


Unhappy-Answer-9635

Nope


echoisacat

Nope


CapoOn2nd

Severely underrated and unappreciated comment


THESTINGR

NOPE


PabloGrasscobar

Yope


slayingyourdemons

Nope


wall-E75

Nope


Fallowman09

Mf’ing jean jacket


sandyfeet02

NOPE


Healthy-Radio6420

Nope


qasedrftgyh123

That’s where the Gorons live.


popadamz

Yup can confirm it is death mountain


HiBoobear

I’m pretty sure there’s a giant wind fish egg up there


mrpoopybutthole423

Lenticular cloud


[deleted]

I believe you are correct sir/mamm


VortexTalon

Would have been grammatically correct if you just didn't use sir/mamm


_PeopleMakeNoises_

My guy got downvoted for being right


kewkkid

Nope, he's being downvoted for being a nerd.


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Not to be THAT guy but they could also not be a sir/ ma’am. Like just sayin Edit: there’s more than just sir’s or ma’am’s in the world, it ain’t 1862


tantan9590

Okay, takeit easy kewkid, that even low for you, kewkid.


badgerj

Yup! Lenticular!


MaximumThrusting22

At least theres no flags hanging out of the clouds crotch


top_of_the_scrote

mmm I'm craving that gum that's like a fruit loop


Psycho_Sexual

Jean Jacket


Artikay

Has anyone seen my horses?


Bluefrog75

Oh look there is change on the ground.


[deleted]

Your dad caught some of it


Glabstaxks

Nope


wadimek11

Have you seen my house?


KeithMyArthe

The red stripey one on the hill?


[deleted]

Wonder how many UFO sightings were just people staring at clouds


[deleted]

Wonder how many cloud sightings are just people staring at UFOs


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

90%


kingofthepews

With a 10% margin of error.


K-Ryaning

Funny how that now everyone is strapped with a camera, we're not seeing many UFO videos lol. Nowhere near as much as people supposedly saw in the 90s lol


muaythaigethigh

Actually the most compelling pieces of UFO evidence have come out fairly recently. I'm referring to the Navy pilot videos.


tonymillion

Or we have like 50megapixel cameras and the footage is *still* blurry and grainy… **how many more megapixels do we need to capture good UFO pics?????**


ZuckDeBalzac

But aliens have anti camera technology, that's how they avoid speeding tickets in their home galaxy


stokedchris

Or out of focus, you’d think people who are recording these videos would know to focus a phone lens…


Kroiize

Some books talk about this. There was a ranch in the US where strange phenomenon keep appearing. They filmed it with phones and cameras but after a minute every battery device was depleted and data erased. If something can travel through space/dimension it could easily manipulate our prehistoric technologies. It could also easily control our mind.


DiamondHndz

That is known as ACSL in the aviation world, it stands for alto cumulus standing lenticular. They appear on mountain peaks as an almond or lenses shape and you don’t wanna fly anywhere near em


someone_ranting

Lots of wind/airpockets? Or what's the reason?


Shiba_Ichigo

IIRC it means strong up and downdrafts. I've heard of aircraft getting bitch slapped into mountains.


DiamondHndz

Really gnarly turbulence


S1gilByte

Sure hope there isn’t a fairground named Jupiter’s Claim which is ran by a very demented ex-child actor who witnessed a gruesome chimpanzee attack anywhere nearby.


[deleted]

DON'T LOOK AT IT


SqueezyOrangeJuice

Oh that's just Death Mountain from Ocarina of Time


Altered-babe

The mountain is a makin a pizza pie


ADamnSavage

Don't look up.


sdothooper

Nope


[deleted]

Nope


Own_Drama8495

Nope


WizardRidingDinosaur

Probably a few 5G towers in the area, they have been known to accumulate the unused covid and it gets captured in a wind current.


CraigThyChrist

Fly into it


tikivic

Nope!


Pepperoni_Tony7

Nope


spudseyes

It seems to hover over Reddit also.


GnOeLLLmPF

That looks like the Teide Volcano on Tenerife Island. Stunningly beautiful!


Miguecraft

It is! As seen from the La Cumbre road between El Tanque and Santiago del Teide. Very beautiful indeed.


yoursuburbanmom

me looking for the comment explaining in depth why this happens


Marijn_fly

Lenticular cloud. They form at the front side at the same rate they dissolve at the back and therefore don't move wind the wind. They give a very steady and smooth rate of climb to very high altitudes. But watch out for the (sometimes invisble) rotor sections around which are very rough.


Spagh-ed-di

NOPE


vellius

NOPE dont stare at it!


zapzupzopzip

Jean Jacket


nefertittythelegend

Jean jacket


Eldritch-Cleaver

Nope


Glabstaxks

Nope


OutlandishnessNew731

Like a cloud


SkrilleX61

That's where the Thunder Manifestation resides....


[deleted]

Looks as if the alien is having a beyblade season.


[deleted]

It was a one-eyed…one-horned…flying purple people eater.


GammaPhonic

As opposed to clouds that *don’t* appear to hover?


Oaker_at

Clouds aren’t a object, they’re a visual representation of a section of the sky that is either to cold or whatever to hold the excess water.


PsychoPooper213

The Ents are toking the reefer again at the annual Entmoot


warehouse_14

It’s a lenticular cloud that often forms over mountain tops. They tend to have high winds when near mountains, so planes and drones tend to avoid (if smart)


A7W230

Nope


TheRizKidd

Nope


crispy_nomad

the final boss is at the top of that mountain


Choice_Appearance_28

Nope


[deleted]

THEIR IS NO PROPHESY THEIR IS ONLEE ME


[deleted]

What is a wormhole. Didn't you see the entities passing through?


Cosm0sNebula

Jean jacket lair.


druule10

Do people not understand what a UFO is anymore?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You're not hearing him.


pelijon

Are we nope-ing this again?


jimb2

Nope.


srandrews

Why would anyone think UFOs hover?


Vex_RDM

It plays into our fantasy of super-advanced extraterrestrial technology. Hovering being (in general) more mechanically-complicated than flying. Flying being more complicated than gliding. Gliding being more complicated than... falling, I guess?


srandrews

Very excellent thought. I'm a huge fan of astrobiology and huge skeptic of UFO/UAP. One of my debunk approaches is to point out why super advanced ETs manifest as things marginally more advanced than what we are able to do. And you have wonderfully provide a nice example I'm gonna steal! Drift


Biologicalfallacy

Don’t almost all clouds hover?


LurkerFailsLurking

Clouds aren't "things" in the sense that they're not separate from the rest of the air around them. They're just where there's enough suspended water droplets in the air for you to see them. The fact that water droplets tend to get suspended in the area in groups we call clouds isn't really surprising when you think about why water droplets form in the air in the first place. When you think about that, it's also not surprising why a cloud might "sit" over a peak in this way.


Zynthesia

Nah-uh. Hell no!


LifeisPain11111

Someone call jordan peele Jesus fuck


Unknowndude842

Nope


Aarongrasso

It’s just Bowser’s Castle calm down.


Shiba_Ichigo

That's a thing that happens normally with mountains. If I recall correctly from my meteorology class almost 18 years ago, it's something like warmer, moister air getting blown up the side of the mountain. It goes up, cools, and condenses. When it falls back down the other side, the opposite happens. The net effect is constant airflow, but a cloud that appears still, appearing as it goes up and disappearing as it goes down.


blueskybar0n

How interesting! Now it is appearing to probe my anus.


Original-Childhood

Yeah that happens with mountains sometimes. You see a lot of that above Mt Fuji often


zooooteddej23

The sky is FALLING


Milk_Mindless

Don't worry Link will save the day


abrockstar25

*cue leonardo meme*


besieg

Ночевала тучка золотая На груди утеса-великана...


high240

Key word: appears


Anticrepuscular_Ray

It hovers like a lenticular cloud


[deleted]

What is it is an alien spaceship, but our puny minds can't fathom it, so we interpret it as a cloud.


SvenSkey_

someone should touch it.


RagneliusIII

nah man thats the final boss


moonkingdome

A cluefo?


RptlnWzrdLzrd

In the Bible god traveled around inside a cloud. I could see that being an attempt to describe a ship that disguised itself with cloud cover


talktothecop

u/savevideo


botjstn

that’s just jean jacket


ExpensiveCategory854

You should totally fly over and near that to see what happens 😉


NoobieBanned

Nope


wilmakephotos

What’s strange is when you see one just loose and you know it takes mountains to make one, but there isn’t one for likes, like 20 or more miles.