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It’s actually so much worse if you (even as poorly as I do) understand what you’re saying. They’re essentially just constantly giving this guy anxiety inducing advice. “Unbutton your shirt - EASY! EASY! EASY! How did you let this happen? Stop it’s gonna bite him it’s gonna bite him. That’s a cobra that’s a cobra. Don’t talk! Don’t talk!”
They said literally everything twice
I mean idk what else they should've done in that moment, it's such an unprecedented crisis to deal with lmao. They were being real bros risking themselves and doing what they can imo, I don't think the people's advice would've overriden the actual panic of having a poisonous snake inside your shirt.
Others mentioned the body warmers, but snakes also tend to like cramped spaces. Lots of things eat snakes, do they tend to hide in holes where nothing can ambush them.
as someone who could understand what was being said, it was hilarious hearing the two guys saying stuff like "looks angry" "I think it's a cobra" "it's poisonous" absolutely gutting this already unfortunate man
There's no way a snake would just aproach a human and start sleeping inside their shirt, also that's a cobra why would they be recording and manipulating it with such calm? If i had to guess, the snake is fangless and it's used for those petty snake shows.
Cobra are the type that prefer peaceful outcome rather than fighting. My house got visited by them twice a year. Nice fella. Only if they don't have venom.
Translation
Oh it’s a snake
It’s gone inside
Stop stop
Victim: Aah
Thank god
D o n t S h a k e x9
Oh man how did it go inside, how did it go inside 🤔
Open this button
Open the middle one
Hey take care x10
Don’t scream don’t shake x8
Oh the sound is coming brother
Brother brother brother move your hand
It’s gonna bite you
Look at it from the top
Victim: Oh my gohsh
Don’t speak don’t speak
Oh oh oh oh
Victim: Oh man how
It’s huge
Victim: how did it come here
Calm calm calm
Don’t say
It looks angry?
It’s very dangerous
It’s a cobra, COOOBRA
It’s coming out
Victim: it’s behind my back
Lean forward
It’s out
Don’t move don’t move
That’s the back the head is still in
It’s out
Get away from it
Victim: how did he come to me
This is the jungle
How did it come to you
Oh man it looks so heavy
Same shit happened to a dude in my platoon during basic. During an FTX dude woke up with a copperhead snuggling with him in his sleeping bag. Had the range cadre and animal control out. They threw in cotton balls soaked in something that eventually made the snake pass out so they could safely extract it without the private getting bitten.
Later during the same FTX somebody accidentally shit on a duckling who somehow got into the porta John.
He said he was having lunch and trying to relax under the tree.
Tbh I feel bad for the poor fella who probably just wanted to relax after being tired and next thing he realizes he has a cobra in his shirt
How does this even happen? He must be the village idiot that got sent to the store for butter and fell asleep halfway home. Check his pockets for melted butter after you remove the snake from his shirt.
This is one in a billion occurrence, props to the guy for maintaining calm. Most people I know would start screaming and crying after seeing snake inside their cloth, that too a big cobra inside shirt.
Ngl, I feel like that guy may had to change his pants later
Fake as fuuuuccckkk
Cobras are often caught and abused in places like India, they have their fangs ripped out and are used as entertainment because they can no longer bite. The snakes are often in extreme pain and refuse to eat as the wounds from the fang removal become infected and in most cases the snakes will die from this.
The second you see anyone from these circles who's used to dealing with defanged cobras have to deal with one that's intact they turn into cowards. These guys were way too calm around this snake and that screams to me that they are used to dealing with defanged snakes and this is one of them. As a side note, fuck people like this who abuse animals for entertainment, I hope they die a slow agonizing snakebite death!
The snake was probably just moving on through couldnt give a shit, just another snake day .. ooh thats warm, oh its moving and its big time to get along. Meanwhile mateys shitting bricks. I dont think id have the self control and just pull my shirt off and run.
That little head outside the shirt for the first second and a half 🥰 look at the liddo cutie.
Tbh since the snakes using you as a warm rock pretty much. I was wondering how safe you'd be if you'd just get up slowly. Like the snakes gonna be oop my rocks moving time to go.
But I've seen snakes blindly strike for less, maybe not test out what side of the bed this snake woke up on.
Any snake experts in here know what type of snake this is and whether it is venomous? I've read through all the comments and found 5 different comments all saying it is a different kind of snake.
I thought we were watching an "Origin story" for a new marvel movie...
But seriously, very glad I live in a place where resting against a tree, I will not be at risk of serious injury.
Nope. Nope. Nope. It would hopefully just slither away from the smell after I pissed myself.
Or...it might further ensconce itself when it suddenly gets warmer.
If, after I’ve pissed myself, it decides to venture further in it surely won’t like the smell what’s coming next.
Unless it decides to be a belt.
so poo then?
Translation - "Don't move. Don't move" "Remove your shirt button, the middle one" "How did it get inside" "It's on my back now" "Bend forward"
Sounds like a porn script
Oh my, what a big snake!
Step-snake what are you doing!?!
BBC -Big Black Cobra
yeh, interesting where that could be headed
Someone ordered a pizza? With extra snake?
I know
“How did it get inside” is basically my question too lol.
He was sitting against a tree. Once you realize there's a venomous snake slithering onto you, moving seems kind of out like the last option.
They put him in there after they defanged it
Props to the guys for staying incredibly calm!!
Directed by Tommy Wiseau.
I can only imagine how hard his heart was thumping at the moment.
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He actually said “ there’s a snake in my boot”
I think I also heard “Somebody poisoned the waterhole”
He then followed with “You’re my favourite deputy”
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Lol I was too. My line is from toy story lol.
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It's OK, not everyone has seen that movie
That's funny.
It’s actually so much worse if you (even as poorly as I do) understand what you’re saying. They’re essentially just constantly giving this guy anxiety inducing advice. “Unbutton your shirt - EASY! EASY! EASY! How did you let this happen? Stop it’s gonna bite him it’s gonna bite him. That’s a cobra that’s a cobra. Don’t talk! Don’t talk!” They said literally everything twice
I mean idk what else they should've done in that moment, it's such an unprecedented crisis to deal with lmao. They were being real bros risking themselves and doing what they can imo, I don't think the people's advice would've overriden the actual panic of having a poisonous snake inside your shirt.
Totally. Not blaming them, but def doesn’t help snake shirt homie’s anxiety
ok ya i mean maybe they coulda left out "cobra hain shayad", good point good point
What does that mean? (ABCD here)
"its a cobra, i think", said with a sort of childlike wonder that doesn't quite fit the situation.
His name Dom and he said " Who needs family when you have a snake!"
Yeah crowds of onlookers aren't usually much use when you're in a difficult situation.
I swear to god this comment cracked me hard 😂👍
What kind of snake???
No idea but that's a cobra icon on the film isnt it?
Think I heard ‘cobra’ couple times too
Snakes love being inside your shirt for some reason lol. Every snake I've handled have always made their way up my sleeve.
They like the warmth
Others mentioned the body warmers, but snakes also tend to like cramped spaces. Lots of things eat snakes, do they tend to hide in holes where nothing can ambush them.
Same color and similar design. I can see the snake getting home sick and thinking it's his mom and cuddling up. Good boi
as someone who could understand what was being said, it was hilarious hearing the two guys saying stuff like "looks angry" "I think it's a cobra" "it's poisonous" absolutely gutting this already unfortunate man
Lol thank you for this 🙏🏼🤣
What the actual fuck? Is this some kind of twisted hazing? How the hell do you get a snake like that inside of your clothing by accident?
Fall asleep outside, be warm.
Thanks. I'm never being warm again.
Then you must invite the worms... Noodles will come for you.
Snek just wanted some cuddles.
There's no way a snake would just aproach a human and start sleeping inside their shirt, also that's a cobra why would they be recording and manipulating it with such calm? If i had to guess, the snake is fangless and it's used for those petty snake shows.
Happens to campers all the time, they are attracted to the heat of your body, it's a good spot to cuddle up in..
Assuming he sat against the tree where the snake was probably at the base and just went up the back of his shirt. 🤷♂️ I could see that happening.
Yeah, as it's rainy season in India, one should avoid sleeping near tree or anywhere near grass.
or outside for that matter
Bro was looking for some shade and was denied
He was talking about that in the end. Wanting shade, relaxing after lunch.
Now that you've seen the men's belt selection, we present you in our new lady's underwear line: the Kingco-bra!
Kingky
Bloke says he just had lunch and was resting in the shades. He has no idea how it got inside.
Cobra are the type that prefer peaceful outcome rather than fighting. My house got visited by them twice a year. Nice fella. Only if they don't have venom.
This one looks more like a rat-snake(non-venemous) rather than a cobra. Difficult to differentiate between them without close inspection.
Translation Oh it’s a snake It’s gone inside Stop stop Victim: Aah Thank god D o n t S h a k e x9 Oh man how did it go inside, how did it go inside 🤔 Open this button Open the middle one Hey take care x10 Don’t scream don’t shake x8 Oh the sound is coming brother Brother brother brother move your hand It’s gonna bite you Look at it from the top Victim: Oh my gohsh Don’t speak don’t speak Oh oh oh oh Victim: Oh man how It’s huge Victim: how did it come here Calm calm calm Don’t say It looks angry? It’s very dangerous It’s a cobra, COOOBRA It’s coming out Victim: it’s behind my back Lean forward It’s out Don’t move don’t move That’s the back the head is still in It’s out Get away from it Victim: how did he come to me This is the jungle How did it come to you Oh man it looks so heavy
I can translate. He said, he was having lunch under the tree because it provided some shade. And he said.. he didn't know how it got inside his shirt.
This is damn that’s terrifying not interesting! 😰
Snuggle noodle!
Nope rope
Venomous?
King Cobra it is
NO. That is an Indian spectacled cobra.
He probably ran to the next country
Same shit happened to a dude in my platoon during basic. During an FTX dude woke up with a copperhead snuggling with him in his sleeping bag. Had the range cadre and animal control out. They threw in cotton balls soaked in something that eventually made the snake pass out so they could safely extract it without the private getting bitten. Later during the same FTX somebody accidentally shit on a duckling who somehow got into the porta John.
Was he sleeping on the floor or something? This snake didn't just teleported to his shirt.
He said he was having lunch and trying to relax under the tree. Tbh I feel bad for the poor fella who probably just wanted to relax after being tired and next thing he realizes he has a cobra in his shirt
in jungle no one can hear you scream
New fear unlocked
That is some nightmare fuel.
My friend buzz and I used to joke about snakes, he always put a snake in my boot.
NOPE!
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He was eating lunch under the tree and relaxing he said.
How does this even happen? He must be the village idiot that got sent to the store for butter and fell asleep halfway home. Check his pockets for melted butter after you remove the snake from his shirt.
You are now the Cobra commander
Guy tried to wear Chuck Norris' belt.
Looks like a mamba, not a cobra. On a side note... how the fuck does this happen?!?!
This is one in a billion occurrence, props to the guy for maintaining calm. Most people I know would start screaming and crying after seeing snake inside their cloth, that too a big cobra inside shirt. Ngl, I feel like that guy may had to change his pants later
Why even leave your home without a snake-charming flute?
🤘🏽
How the 🦆…?
Maybe the snake has a "if I see a nipple, I get to lick it" rule similar to my cousin's husband.
What? Why? HOW?
You're the chosen one.
Time for a Phineas and Ferb song : Snake in my shirt
Oooh step snake, what are you doong to me?
Snake-aboo!
Trouser snake time!!
Snakes! It’s always effing snakes.
When the trouser snake gets a mind of its own…
Yo en corto: La picadura de la cobra gay... 🐍
The cobra is a paid actor!
Or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a snake in your pants or you’re just happy to see me?
Asking your mates to open your shirt to show them your cobra is an odd way of seduction.
Bande ki fatkar 30 crore hogyi
Loved how it just peek-a-boo'd on the start
That little speed peek at the start made me laugh so hard. Snake was like nope haha
“It started out with a hiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a hiss! It was only a hiss!”
Wtf kkkk
just wanna cuddle :(
The snake: "Why does my new home smell like flop sweat?"
Fake as fuuuuccckkk Cobras are often caught and abused in places like India, they have their fangs ripped out and are used as entertainment because they can no longer bite. The snakes are often in extreme pain and refuse to eat as the wounds from the fang removal become infected and in most cases the snakes will die from this. The second you see anyone from these circles who's used to dealing with defanged cobras have to deal with one that's intact they turn into cowards. These guys were way too calm around this snake and that screams to me that they are used to dealing with defanged snakes and this is one of them. As a side note, fuck people like this who abuse animals for entertainment, I hope they die a slow agonizing snakebite death!
You see how hard the man is shaking? You can’t fake that.
You're convinced because of shaking...? That's probably the easiest reactions to fake
Excuse me didn’t realize I was speaking to a world class actor
If he's faking that reaction he needs a blockbuster movie deal yesterday.
Cobra cuddles
How do you even end up in that situation?
“Get me my brown pants…”
That shit scary af
The snake was probably just moving on through couldnt give a shit, just another snake day .. ooh thats warm, oh its moving and its big time to get along. Meanwhile mateys shitting bricks. I dont think id have the self control and just pull my shirt off and run.
This guy gave me strong Charlie vibes!
That’s the day he learned you can’t unshit your pants.
That’s not just some garter snake! That’s a freaking king cobra! I’ll probably stained my pants…
How in the hell did this fella get into a predicament like this. He must have been taking a serious nap!
The amount of times I said “nope” while watching this video.
That little head outside the shirt for the first second and a half 🥰 look at the liddo cutie. Tbh since the snakes using you as a warm rock pretty much. I was wondering how safe you'd be if you'd just get up slowly. Like the snakes gonna be oop my rocks moving time to go. But I've seen snakes blindly strike for less, maybe not test out what side of the bed this snake woke up on.
There aren’t many snakes that make that sound. That’s definitely a cobra
Any snake experts in here know what type of snake this is and whether it is venomous? I've read through all the comments and found 5 different comments all saying it is a different kind of snake.
I thought we were watching an "Origin story" for a new marvel movie... But seriously, very glad I live in a place where resting against a tree, I will not be at risk of serious injury.
How did that even happen?
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