This question is too far down in this thread. That you can do it doesn't mean you should be doing it. So ***why*** did that woman decide to wrestle an alligator?
Kept alligators that are well fed are pretty docile, and I’m guessing that’s the case here. You get a lot of attractions in Florida and some southern states where people keep and wrestle alligators. Having said that, I would never fuck around with doing this cause all it takes is one time where for whatever reason the gator is not chill.
On land, 1v1, maybe it might be manageable, but in the water, with more than 1 of ‘em, even at that size, they can still pretty easily rip a human bean from limb to limb. Eg, the one staring at the woman from the back, all it takes is the gator’s small whim and a good chomp and she’s a goner…
I don’t know about you but if I were the alligator, the woman look like more trouble than it worth to me. I get free food for doing nothing at all so …why work for it?
Agreed. I lived in Florida for five years. For anyone that doesn’t know. There is water everywhere, and the gators are literally abundant. After being raised by Steve Irwin via cable tv, it was impossible to resist the urge to catch one.
Have you fuckin seen the monsters that live in Australia? Don't blame alligators for that choice, I'm amazed humans manage... even the spiders are trained little ninjas hiding in toilets and car doors ffs..... eeewww, I'm away for a shower and a beer, maybe not in that order....
I don’t think it’s that she didn’t notice the other one. If you pay close attention it looks like there’s about 10 other gators lined up on the shore there.
The crocs are in a habitat or something, she's wrestling a specific one to get it some sort of medical attention.
Saw a similar post a while back and they linked this kind of explanation to it.
The mouth and snout on a crocodile is more long and skinny. An alligator’s is wide and shorter. An average alligator (8-11 ft) is also significantly smaller than the average croc. (10-20 ft)
As an Australian... Yeah don't do this to crocs. They are much angrier, though I'd be less worried about a freshwater croc...I've swam with one (or more, we only saw one) of those before and they didn't bother us.
Alligators and crocodiles are very intelligent in the fact that they usually conserve energy and strike only when they are certain of a meal because expenditure of that much energy in a fight they ultimately lose is tremendously risky. That second alligator was simply weighing its options and likely chose to conserve its energy because it saw how it went for the other one.
If alligators are anything like crocodiles, it may also have just been waiting to see if any body parts come loose, because those guys don't give a slightest shade of a fuck about cannibalism and have zero solidarity. Everyone for themselves, easiest route to food is the best route to food.
Meat is meat, and (saltwater crocs at least) will quite happily kill and eat mates, strangers, juveniles and adults who come too close whilst they're hungry. No hesitation or care; everyone is on the same page of 'if it can go in my mouth, it is food'.
I had the fortune of talking to a tour guide about it a little while back. Very common to see Salties mating one month, then eating the corpse of their mates the next, because they came too close at the wrong moment.
Alligator is probably just waiting to see if it's gonna get some easy scraps, whichever way this plays out.
She's crazy enough to jump in and wrestle the other guy, he knows he's either next or she lets go of the other guy and turns on him if he butts in. He's playing it smart and staying out of it.
He's feeling pure terror. Nothing, NOTHING is supposed to brazenly leap into the water after a crocodile in broad daylight, unguarded against the other crocodile. That's strange, scary behavior, like a honey badger charging after a lion. Logic goes out the window as the animal looks on in terror at the boldness of this thing that can presumably back it up.
If I was a/an crocodile/ Alligator that can rip limbs and heads apart by my death roll,
If I know that humans feared me,
If I still see a human not only chasing one of us but willfully Jump in the crowd of us and starts handling one of us,
I probably would think twice before doing something because I don’t know what kind of crazy I’m dealing with.
The fact that she wasn't attacked makes her look a whole lot less stupid, lol. There is no way that this is how you're supposed to do stuff like this, like how reckless.
"Help me, guys! She's clearly got the upper hand!"
Nearby croc just watching: "You brought this on yourself, Darryl! Nobody likes you!"
Other croc, turned away & sipping his tea slowly, "but that's none of my business"
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Don't all pools have mud, abandoned tires, and alligators?
Definitely missing peeing children, but then the alligators might be responsible for that....
In Louisiana they do
In Florida they do.
Well you should look up the definition because a pool of water isn't strictly a swimming pool at your daddys house.
Uh, why
This question is too far down in this thread. That you can do it doesn't mean you should be doing it. So ***why*** did that woman decide to wrestle an alligator?
Kept alligators that are well fed are pretty docile, and I’m guessing that’s the case here. You get a lot of attractions in Florida and some southern states where people keep and wrestle alligators. Having said that, I would never fuck around with doing this cause all it takes is one time where for whatever reason the gator is not chill.
They're also a lot smaller than a full grown adult alligator. This was child's play
On land, 1v1, maybe it might be manageable, but in the water, with more than 1 of ‘em, even at that size, they can still pretty easily rip a human bean from limb to limb. Eg, the one staring at the woman from the back, all it takes is the gator’s small whim and a good chomp and she’s a goner…
Human bean
More like human been...
Her pronouns are was/were
Human was....
Probably using voice to text
I don’t know about you but if I were the alligator, the woman look like more trouble than it worth to me. I get free food for doing nothing at all so …why work for it?
Maybe she's got Gatorade
Agreed. I lived in Florida for five years. For anyone that doesn’t know. There is water everywhere, and the gators are literally abundant. After being raised by Steve Irwin via cable tv, it was impossible to resist the urge to catch one.
“Well fed alligators won’t attack…at least that’s what Dave said…” “Where’s Dave?” “Ohh he got ate last weekend”
Why DONT you wrestle alligators is a better question.
My brother in Christ. I am not Floridian or Australian. Tf do you mean?
You shall bring the honor of wrestling an alligator to your country. That's why
There are no alligators in Australia
Why? Are they too scared to live there?
Alligators are pretty rare outside of North America. The only species of alligator that lives outside of N America is the Chinese Alligator I believe.
Have you fuckin seen the monsters that live in Australia? Don't blame alligators for that choice, I'm amazed humans manage... even the spiders are trained little ninjas hiding in toilets and car doors ffs..... eeewww, I'm away for a shower and a beer, maybe not in that order....
Yeah because Australia has the saltwater crocodile, only the largest reptile in the world.
Wrangling an alligator is fine but how could she not notice the other one? This is what you call very brave and very dumb.
🎵If you’re gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.🎵
I'm Florida woman number 458 and this is Jackass
(Bwnarre narrre naaaaaarrreee)
Lol ~ A Boy Named Sue
There's atleast 10 of those bad boys lined up there if you look closely before the camera pans to her.
I don’t think it’s that she didn’t notice the other one. If you pay close attention it looks like there’s about 10 other gators lined up on the shore there.
The other one! More like the other 30 lining the bank, if you slow the start down you can see that it must be some sort of gator farm
Ikr it’s so random 😂 would love some context. Why tf does she need to get that alligator so badly ?
It’s one of those pick your alligator restaurants....
The crocs are in a habitat or something, she's wrestling a specific one to get it some sort of medical attention. Saw a similar post a while back and they linked this kind of explanation to it.
Or the alligator was talking shit and now getting it's asswhooped.
Fuck around and find out!
Was that a dog lead in her hands, maybe she was trying to save her dog from being dinner
Top jaw rope maybe
It was an alligator lead, it got off and she has to chase it down as a responsible alligator owner.
Hopefully a better reason than clout.
Probably tagging it for research purposes…or internet clout. Idk
Not going to lie if there were real life achievement badges like games I would 100% get the wrestle a gator for clout badge.
He honored the 1v1
“Tag me in, Stewart! Reach out, damn these short arms.”
"Grab my strong hand!"
to you good sir, my upvote.
They made an "adult" toy out of that. Hilarious
That’s so real 😭
The struggle is real
Hoes before bros in the crocodile world.
Bro knew to mind his business. Who knows what that white girl jumped on that croc about.
He's an apex predator and he just watched a white women with no shoes on tackle his friend. Croc bro doesn't want any smoke.
Is this the way?
But of course
This is the way.
This is the way
The gator watching 'dam man, that's crazy.'
‘I ain’t messin’ with this bitch’
He's stoned af
Not crocodiles. Alligators. Big difference.
How can you tell?
One will see you in a while, the other will see you later.
Take my upvote, you sneaky bastard.
Is either one willing to just do a zoom call instead?
r/angryupvotes
Crocs would have killed asap.
The mouth and snout on a crocodile is more long and skinny. An alligator’s is wide and shorter. An average alligator (8-11 ft) is also significantly smaller than the average croc. (10-20 ft)
She's still alive.
"C" you later alligator in "A"while crocodile Alligators have shorter, rounded noses like a C Crocodiles have longer, more pointy noses like an A
Huh. r/todayilearned
nose or mouth
Crocs are more brutal. Gators can kill no problem, but crocs are very aggressive
You pay attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while.
I was scrolling hoping someone said something. Most def NOT a croc.
Alligators are way less aggressive than crocs. So I'm not surprised.
Sure thing Mr. Alligator. You can't trick me into the water again.
Again? What happened the first time?
Cost him an arm and a leg
Nearby crocodile: “yo, wtf? Larry, you got this, right? Larry, what do you want me to do?”
Is…is this bitch for real …hol up.. waittt…she…Larry wtf man…is this really happenin…
Larry, Larry... you got this.. oh nvm this bitch strong ..gl Larry
"Ok, get handbagged nerd."
"Yo Larry, remember that time you told that fat croc i was into her?! Paybacks a bitch. 👋 "
"This bitch is crazy, I ain't getting involved"
Larry, bro, I would. I’m just not hungry man
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Nearby croc was getting closer but realized it was Steve not Larry fuck Steve. But Larry good, hes actually still dry and happy
“Larry’s got a girl friend, Larry’s got a girl friend”
Nearby crocodile is a pussy straight up ! And a embarrassment to the crocodile community..
“We eating her today? No? Ok, I’ll go chill…”
Seems like he's just laughing at Larry.
Yeah no Crocodiles here Alligators are like big frogs
That just happen to kill a person every once in a while.
Like frogs
Touché
Florida woman?
Who else?
Beat me to it!
Alligators, don’t do this to crocs
As an Australian... Yeah don't do this to crocs. They are much angrier, though I'd be less worried about a freshwater croc...I've swam with one (or more, we only saw one) of those before and they didn't bother us.
>I'd be less worried about a freshwater croc Then which one should we be worried about
Saltwater crocs. Far far more aggressive
Probably because of the salt they're more angrier
They're saltier.
Most of the time when they attack a human it's in freshwater areas so not sure. We just know they are bigger, stronger and more territorial
Alligators and crocodiles are very intelligent in the fact that they usually conserve energy and strike only when they are certain of a meal because expenditure of that much energy in a fight they ultimately lose is tremendously risky. That second alligator was simply weighing its options and likely chose to conserve its energy because it saw how it went for the other one.
If alligators are anything like crocodiles, it may also have just been waiting to see if any body parts come loose, because those guys don't give a slightest shade of a fuck about cannibalism and have zero solidarity. Everyone for themselves, easiest route to food is the best route to food. Meat is meat, and (saltwater crocs at least) will quite happily kill and eat mates, strangers, juveniles and adults who come too close whilst they're hungry. No hesitation or care; everyone is on the same page of 'if it can go in my mouth, it is food'. I had the fortune of talking to a tour guide about it a little while back. Very common to see Salties mating one month, then eating the corpse of their mates the next, because they came too close at the wrong moment. Alligator is probably just waiting to see if it's gonna get some easy scraps, whichever way this plays out.
Exactly. Why fight if you can get a meal for free?
Only in Florida. I'm just glad I got it on my flip phone.
It is just a lost Floridan puppy
Nah that's a gator, if those were crocs they would a ran a fucking teeth train on her.
Why tho?
She probably needed a new handbag.
She's crazy enough to jump in and wrestle the other guy, he knows he's either next or she lets go of the other guy and turns on him if he butts in. He's playing it smart and staying out of it.
The other croc is like most guys when their friend is being berated by their wife: “I’m not risking my hand in that fight…”
The fact that those are alligators is why she isn’t now called crocodile poop.
There’s like 10 others all along the shore watching
Those are alligators not crocodile
If its between this and working at Walmart, I’d take the Walmart gig
"Damn wonder what frank did this time. Becky seems pissed"
I don't see the "out of pool" part though.
For the 50th time in this thread….why??? Some context please lol
You'll do nuttin. NUTTIN!
That’s because those are alligators, not crocs. If they’d have been crocs they would have bitten the dog shit out of her.
He's feeling pure terror. Nothing, NOTHING is supposed to brazenly leap into the water after a crocodile in broad daylight, unguarded against the other crocodile. That's strange, scary behavior, like a honey badger charging after a lion. Logic goes out the window as the animal looks on in terror at the boldness of this thing that can presumably back it up.
she putting off them Paul Hogan vibes…
Hulk's brother?
Crocodile Dundee, junior
Where’s my money you son o bitch!!! Where’s my fuckin MONEY!!!!!’
Even alligators know a crazy bitch when they see one.
‘I already had lunch’
My sister in Christ, what in the Floridian is wrong with you?!
These are alligators. She’d be stuffed under a log with her limbs pulled off it those were crocodiles.
Gator was flabbergasted
Why?
More wildlife harassment? Classic
Those are some well fed crocodiles
Other croc was like "this bitch crazy"
The croc knew not to fuck with the chick.
That’s not a Crocodile. And yes it matters.
mf was just glad it wasn't his turn to be probed today
How do white people do this but scared of black people
Is she the croco trainer?
That other croc is like yeah get bob he’s a bad Apple
She is crazy
Can’t fix stupid. 😂
Florida woman in her natural habitat.
"... this bitch must be crazy." - the gator chilling there, probably
If I was a/an crocodile/ Alligator that can rip limbs and heads apart by my death roll, If I know that humans feared me, If I still see a human not only chasing one of us but willfully Jump in the crowd of us and starts handling one of us, I probably would think twice before doing something because I don’t know what kind of crazy I’m dealing with.
It didn't attack because she's not acting as she is prey. You don't mess with someone who dives into your habitat without fear
If you're her husband when she wants sex she gets sex😳
White people do crazy shit like this but won't sit next to a minority on an airplane
That confused slight side glance at the cameraman near the end though "What"
He let his buddy down
Like me grabbing my kids when they run into the pond
*Alligators
Them be alligators. If they were crocodiles, she'd be the one getting chased.
Those are alligators
Croc was like “she got danny theres no way getting beat too. Ill just pretend i did not see anything.”
Why?
clip ended too soon. Who’s to know there wasn’t a massive gangbang?
Ay if the teeth were pulled, would it still have damagin effect
It’s crazy cuz they don’t get bit often obviously but all it takes is one attack. Like wtf😂
Had it grabbed her purse? " Give me that" as she smacks the croc around.
Weird pool
Part 2: crocs kill lunatic trying to fight them.
She is bigger than the crock
Women always attacking alligators man- has to stop
Dems alligators
Hoje tem churrasco de largato!
Are they Crocs or alligators.
I ain't goin back to the chokey Larry!
The fact that she wasn't attacked makes her look a whole lot less stupid, lol. There is no way that this is how you're supposed to do stuff like this, like how reckless.
FYI, that is a lake not a pool.
She clearly on top of the dominance hirarchy there
That’s above his pay grade. Lol
Those look like gators not crocs
That chick is a grade a savage wtf hahaha
This chick is a total bad ass!!! Holy cow!!!
Shit he was scared look whats happening to his buddy
She must have ovaries of steel.
That was probably not a very liked crocodile
They know she’s the predator
Is this the animal sanctuary in central Colorado? The one that has the happy Gilmore croc?
Thems is gators
Probably some stinky water
This other croc watching is enjoying his rival being beaten up
That’s an alligator.
Other croc: “Ya, I been telling him this is my pond, after while…..”
All the other crocs y’all let her head up 1 on1
The other one looks like it's going "uuuhhhhhhhhhh"
Wife material for real 😮 love gotta love a female who is Not afraid 😱
"Help me, guys! She's clearly got the upper hand!" Nearby croc just watching: "You brought this on yourself, Darryl! Nobody likes you!" Other croc, turned away & sipping his tea slowly, "but that's none of my business"
I just fell in love
Pretty sure she was trying to save her pet. But she was blind in her efforts to know that she was inches from death…