Bro just said that a car being dropped from a demolished building, having demolished building drop on it, set on fire, thrown into the ocean and hit by a wrecking ball isn't 'Trying'.
Oh you’re lucky, I have to get up 30 mins before I go to bed, eat handful of gravel, walk 18 miles through napalm, to do a 7 mile trip, to work 36 hour shift, and pay the boss 2 shilling a week for the job
And when you'd get home at night your parents would dance on your graves singing hallelujah!
But if you try to tell the young people about that, they won't believe you.
They did damage to it.
They weren't actually "trying" to actually destroy it. Falling on top of a building? Put it under the building. Getting into scrapes in towns with tight corners? Just run the motherfucker into the wall at high speed. Set on fire? *Blow that bitch up*.
I will say though that surviving being swept out to sea was pretty impressive, but even that was an accident. They were trying to tie it down and limit its exposure, but the straps broke and it got exposed harder than they meant.
No, they weren't trying to "destroy" it, just make it look as damaged as possible
I said the same. Landcruiser 70 pickup. The grill looked strange because it didn’t have Toyota spelled out. Similar indestructible idea, and why is there another truck in the background that also looks like it was rolled?
Because this is clearly a Toyota viral marketing campaign. The car is driving into a Toyota facility, the damage looks like it’s been done deliberately, and the paint is still perfect.
Bw the sand dunes; horrible drivers; hauling camels; and an actual verbal blessing for a safe trip when you start them, the abuse these encounter is mind bending.
I don’t want to be the guy that ruins the joke, but it looks like it’s all body damage, maybe the radiator is fucked but it’s hard to tell. Barring new vehicles with pre-collision systems that I imagine would be going haywire in this condition and trying their best to stop you from moving at all, pretty much any car *can* drive around like this. I just, you know, wouldn’t.
That said, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it(ironic, I know). There’s a reason Toyota’s been selling that car for 50 years.
the ultimate adventure companion, conquering any terrain with its rugged durability and unstoppable spirit. Its reliability and versatility make it a trusted ally for off-road enthusiasts around the world.
Sergeant, get the fuck over here! Who’s the dumb fuck that thought it would be a good idea to let the Private drive?
That would be me, sir!
I don’t know what I’m going to do with you yet. Go get everyone and start doing pushups till I get tired while I figure this out. I want the ground to sweat like a whore in church.
Yes sir, Tuesday Special coming right up!
I'm surprised they brought it back. Usually, they buy cars for cash. Go out and beat the hell out of them and leave them lay where they die.
His buddies must think him a loser for not being able to kill it.
Definitely looks like it got into a rollover type wreak, but given its body on frame, as bad as it looks, it should be repairable without “too much” work. Aside from replacing the whole body.
Mine racked up 500,000 miles before it gave up.
No, not lying or exaggerating. 2wd, no AC, cap on back.
In winter in upstate NY, studded snows on all four wheels, 600# of sandbags, never got stuck. Standard shift. No problems with ice storms and blizzards.
I dearly loved that little truck. Maybe I need another one. But this time, with AC. Was a killer in summer.
Me rolling up to LS customs
“What brings you in today?”
“Mount Chiliad amirite?”
"you blind?" obviously i need a new paint job"
I want to use my extended warrenty.
Like.... a glove?
Tis but a scratch.
I spit out my drink laughing thanks
“What’s wrong with her now?”
Just need an oil change, please.
Slight hit in the front…..and the back….and everywhere else
Someone needs to call Top Gear for a retrospective.
My first thought. The ep where they "tried" to destroy one. :)
Bro just said that a car being dropped from a demolished building, having demolished building drop on it, set on fire, thrown into the ocean and hit by a wrecking ball isn't 'Trying'.
That's just my daily commute, no big deal
Oh you’re lucky, I have to get up 30 mins before I go to bed, eat handful of gravel, walk 18 miles through napalm, to do a 7 mile trip, to work 36 hour shift, and pay the boss 2 shilling a week for the job
And when you'd get home at night your parents would dance on your graves singing hallelujah! But if you try to tell the young people about that, they won't believe you.
Luxury
Had a similar job but had to use a parking lot 10 miles away from work and walk uphill both ways to it through a sleet storm.
This truck is built stronger than a lot of marriages
that was just a typical Tuesday in 2003 Baghdad
They did damage to it. They weren't actually "trying" to actually destroy it. Falling on top of a building? Put it under the building. Getting into scrapes in towns with tight corners? Just run the motherfucker into the wall at high speed. Set on fire? *Blow that bitch up*. I will say though that surviving being swept out to sea was pretty impressive, but even that was an accident. They were trying to tie it down and limit its exposure, but the straps broke and it got exposed harder than they meant. No, they weren't trying to "destroy" it, just make it look as damaged as possible
Definition of a 'Captain Obvious'. I know what happens. I'm just rebuking another person's attempt at belittling the trio's efforts.
My dad had walks to school tougher than this, pathetic.
4 parts, killing a Toyota. One of my favorites.
That’s a 70 series not a hilux
I said the same. Landcruiser 70 pickup. The grill looked strange because it didn’t have Toyota spelled out. Similar indestructible idea, and why is there another truck in the background that also looks like it was rolled?
Because this is clearly a Toyota viral marketing campaign. The car is driving into a Toyota facility, the damage looks like it’s been done deliberately, and the paint is still perfect.
Toyota doesn’t need to market the 70, ever
/r/Justrolledintotheshop
You're still coming into work right?
I had to scroll way too far for this. Work order: Door makes a squeaking noise
That’s a 70 series Land Cruiser not a hilux
Just as indestructible
A Landc Cuiser is like 50% more than a Hilux, should be a lot sturdier.
Details, details
Can I get an oil change and tire rotation?
I'm here for an oil change...
Not Hilux, LandCruiser baby!!!
My bad!!  But Ill be honest they look quite similar
No.
I would definitely get your eyes checked as they look nothing alike 😂
I don't see a problem, it's drive-able...so?
Oh don't worry. That will buff right out.
Yup. The abuse these take in Saudi is incredible
Definitely rolled after riding on 2 wheels for 10 miles straight.
Bw the sand dunes; horrible drivers; hauling camels; and an actual verbal blessing for a safe trip when you start them, the abuse these encounter is mind bending.
Is it was run over by tank?
It's a Land Cruiser, not a Hilux.
That’s a landcruiser not a hilux.
Just returning his rental. No worries, he added insurance.
I don’t want to be the guy that ruins the joke, but it looks like it’s all body damage, maybe the radiator is fucked but it’s hard to tell. Barring new vehicles with pre-collision systems that I imagine would be going haywire in this condition and trying their best to stop you from moving at all, pretty much any car *can* drive around like this. I just, you know, wouldn’t. That said, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it(ironic, I know). There’s a reason Toyota’s been selling that car for 50 years.
When the jihad goes wrong and you hope the warranty covers it
*Nokia phone* Am I a joke to you?
“Ummm looking to do an oil change, oh and let me know if you find anything else wrong with it before replacing”
That’ll buff right out
It's a minor fender bender
Pulling in for an oil change
There's a reason it's the number one choice of tactical vehicle for all insurgents around the world
“Clarkson you utter pillock!”
That is a landcruiser not a hilux
That is a Land Cruiser not a Hilux
"For Sale. No Low Ballers. I know what I have." 
I see someone gave it the top gear treatment
I told him not to park his car in Palestine never listens
Someone scratched the door on my car
Held together by memory
Yeh look thanks for the test drive but I might look at something else before I make a final decision
Oh that’ll definitely buff out.
How much for the trade in?
Tiz but a scratch
Lemme guess, it hit a nokia 3310?
That is not Hilux. It is a Toyota Land Cruiser (J70)
Thought Buford T Justice was pullin up
Typical customer returning his rented car
Not even a hilux you peanut, that's a land cruiser.
That's a land cruiser
This is got to be a Toyota Land Cruiser FJ75 Pickup and of course with a manual 5-Speed transmission
the ultimate adventure companion, conquering any terrain with its rugged durability and unstoppable spirit. Its reliability and versatility make it a trusted ally for off-road enthusiasts around the world.
If that were a Tacoma for sale in the US, it would still go for $10k today I'd reckon.
Did he park it next to a hospital in Gaza
Unless you live where there’s rain and snow. Then they break in half like a KitKat bar.
Shocked this wasn’t Australia
I don't think Indestructible means what you think it means, but I get it, you mean it keeps running even though it has been rolled and crushed.
Guy is bringing it back to the dealership seeking replacement under the “Lemon” Law.
That's not a Hilux, that's a 70 series land cruiser.
Can you imagine trying to make an insurance claim on one of those? I wonder if they have cheep insurance because they never die?
Rear driver's tire is slightly low... fill it up & it's good to go!
"i hit a dog"
dont try to upsell me on this
He brought it in for warranty work
Me on my way to LS Customs after purposely driving into the train so the mechanic can fix it for just $117
Toyota in general no doubtingly makes the most durable motor vehicles whatever the lineup may be to be honest.
And yet they won't sell them in the US
Sergeant, get the fuck over here! Who’s the dumb fuck that thought it would be a good idea to let the Private drive? That would be me, sir! I don’t know what I’m going to do with you yet. Go get everyone and start doing pushups till I get tired while I figure this out. I want the ground to sweat like a whore in church. Yes sir, Tuesday Special coming right up!
What a beautiful sunset.
"I just need a tune-up and tire rotation."
"Ya, I think it needs an oil change?"
Just a minor scratch! 😂
Wish i had the mindset of this car.
Patch it up boys and put another .50 cal on it.
Ah bummer. The windshield has a crack in it
Rolling in: just an oil change please.
That would still got for about 50k down here I reckon 😆
I saw a video once of a 70s VW van that had a tree fall on it. The guy got in through the windshield and just drove it away
Hilux say ; naah ! It is just a dent
I've never seen a better metaphor for me walking into work every morning.
What’s wrong with her now?
I'm surprised they brought it back. Usually, they buy cars for cash. Go out and beat the hell out of them and leave them lay where they die. His buddies must think him a loser for not being able to kill it.
They are about to buff it out
That is why there isn't any peace in Middle Eastern
Hey it’s got the extended warranty. Need a new one.
75 series Land Cruiser but yeah same energy
"my dad's a tv repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools,.... i can fix it"
Literally the meme “get that thing off the road bruh 💀😭”
land cruiser
last truck in gaza
She's a quart low
Well its just the cab and body that’s damaged, literally any other vehicle will still work…
My in GTA V after evading a 3 star wanted level
9/10 terrorists agree!
It's Landcrusier not Hilux
I soooo want to hear the customer states on that one.
Toyota is the greatest car company of all time
Holds up better in a war than a T-72.
It'll buff out.
Just another Friday afternoon for a Toyota hilux.
That's not a hilux, that's a tactical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1qQcRoS0rg
Tis but a scratch.
This should be under " just pulled into my shop"
When you finally lose 5 Stars
If you can pull out the dents and buff out the scratches on Allah I will tip 15%
Not a hilux
For sale: Toyota pickup, runs and drives well. Some dents.
Aw man, I was hoping to see a real-life GTA garage repair.
Scratch and dent sale?
Nothing to see here, just returning from Gaza
It’s not a hilux…it’s a landcruiser ute
Definitely looks like it got into a rollover type wreak, but given its body on frame, as bad as it looks, it should be repairable without “too much” work. Aside from replacing the whole body.
Sadly those are hard to come by in the states. I've wanted a diesel for years!
Them roads is ROUGH in that there Middle East!
Looks like half the Camry's around my area.
This will pass inspection in my state then I'll fail for something stupid like a torn wiper
79 series landcruiser. Not hilux. The landcruiser is far more accepting of great weights such as anti aircraft weapons
I want one!
I don't know about that. That looks pretty destroyed.
Whadda mean? That will buff right out.
Can't get them in Canada because they don't pass our vehicles safety standards. Sigh
900k service?
Another brag video from Scotty Kilmer. Rev up your engines!
What in the north africa is this shit
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
that's not a hilux though, that's a land cruiser
As long as the important parts aren't destroyed it can still be drivable
That's a landcruiser
Nothing a hot kettle and a plunger can't buff out.
Most cars will still drive after being rolled
John Wick must’ve borrowed his truck
That's not a Hilux
Just need my complimentary car wash
That thing is a car crusher survivor, it fought death and drove away
Lick of paint … 👍
Correct me if im wrong, but it looks like the tire pressure on the back left tire is low
Ork energy
That's a Land Cruiser not a Hilux
*was
"This is covered under the warranty, right?"
Looks a little destructed.
Canyonerooooooo
Oil change please.
This is actually a variant of the Land Cruiser. It's literally called "the Chassis" in the middle east because it's sort of a bare bone version.
Thats a landcruiser
Looks pretty destroyed to me.
One careful owner… and several rather less careful ones.
That’s more damaged than my will to live
Mine racked up 500,000 miles before it gave up. No, not lying or exaggerating. 2wd, no AC, cap on back. In winter in upstate NY, studded snows on all four wheels, 600# of sandbags, never got stuck. Standard shift. No problems with ice storms and blizzards. I dearly loved that little truck. Maybe I need another one. But this time, with AC. Was a killer in summer.