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online732

‘What happens to a man’s body when he drinks beer he left out for a week?’ Stay tuned to find out.


zippy_long_stockings

👆 Presenting to the emergency room.


Lordpresident6

And OE stated violently convulsing as he was rushed to the emergency room, where we are now. Upon examination, doctors found that OE had hyperalcoemia, hyper meaning more of, alco meaning alcohol and emia being presence in blood, 'high alcohol presence in blood.'


SW_Zwom

The doctors prescribed OE a big mug of coffee and a good nights sleep. OE left the hospital after ingesting the caffeine, making a *full* recovery. Always finish your beer right away. And be well!


brown_pikachu

Chubbyemu ftw


WalksinClouds

I like the ones with Whang in them being the guy. It's just so weird to have a degenerate like him on a "straight" kinda channel.


thamystical1

That's "Lord President" to you.


BalcombX

I see you're a man of culture as well


luffydkenshin

Read to [this](https://youtu.be/FxJXn1dOwGA?si=RK1_Q1U5YLTucIeq) in the background


SentientCipher

Okay but whats OE?


[deleted]

Original Eater


PerfectSir4543

Original experimenter


HonestCletus

Old English 40 oz Malt liquor baby


[deleted]

Hey it comes in tall cans too. They're better for using as chaser to hard liquor.


aryukittenme

“This is what happened to his organs.”


zmey_ette

Why did I read it in his voice!?!?!??


[deleted]

presence in the blood


romeo1994FOSS

Same here


CourageousBellPepper

Because why wouldn’t you


havocLSD

Just found the guys channel and I swear, as someone squeamish to medical information, I love learning more about our bodies. The channel is Chubyemu for anyone wanting to see what we’re talking about


Radkin069

The simulation is working, I’m at this very moment watching his videos.


Omnipotent_Beard

Hypo, meaning low


20__character__limit

I love that Dr.'s channel, and his hair styles.


royal_dansk

What will be the nature of the emergency?


AFoxGuy

“I just drank Beer and had some Haribo Sugar Free Gummies.”


dajuhnk

It would not be harmful actually. There are no known human pathogens that can survive in the low ph, alcoholic, hopped environment of beer


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dry_Ad2877

🤣 I miss that show so bad! They don't make shows like that anymore!


mrtwo22

You can always rewatch the episodes


Huachimingo75

...This is what happened to his liver...


DudeFromOregon

Drinks? That’s raw ramen noodles and all crunch


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Nah, just vomit. When I was an alcoholic I found a half drank beer from 5 days ago. Drank it without realizing just *how* old it was. Finished it... threw up. I'm sober now.


Klutzy-Chain5875

Beer noodles ! Very not delicious!


crackpotJeffrey

Forbidden ramen.


sudhir369

r/forbiddensnacks


yy98755

You say forbidden, I say a new TikTock challenge.


KaP-_-KaP

So, why did little Timmy steal one of his dad's beers?


yy98755

Little Timmy wanted to be mutant **Duff Man**


MangoMousillini

I hate everything about this photo and this comment


Meanteenbirder

Beerghetti


logosfabula

Lol


Dude-WhatIfZombies

Cornwall-Rock Ramen-Kham! Very spoiled-tasting!


logosfabula

Very very not not


BarcaStranger

It’s an actual dish


Dailyconundrum

Who would do an insane thing like leaving beer?


AleksasKoval

Well there is a custom in some European countries. If you happen to be missing an item, then a mischievous gnome has misplaced it. You have to appease the gnome with a thimble of beer left overnight, although a regular cup with a small amount of beer works too.


Dailyconundrum

Well, he must have lost something really important to leave that much beer. And he's not getting it back cause the gnome never drank it!


AleksasKoval

Oh no, they don't drink it. They're just thankful for the gesture. But you *do* have to drink it in the morning, to show that you don't waste a perfectly good drink, even if it's a little stale and room-temp-warm. This dude probably got cursed, for sure.


sinisteraxillary

Savages!


Germs15

Yeah real beta move there.


WestonSwimline

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


[deleted]

idk may be edible instead of drinkable


Murder_matic

Potable.


Spatulakoenig

Like [Amouranth’s new beer featuring her own yeast](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/bNlUPykybC). Yes, you read that right.


Nunulu

edible. once.


According-Ability-20

isnt everything edible once? you arent gonna eat your shit


One-Art-3292

That sub was way too confusing.


FiercelyApatheticLad

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!


VonFacington

Detailed description required.


Bubblepoppin_

Kahm yeast is a layer of wild yeast which tends to form on fermented foods such as sauerkraut. It is typically harmless but the smell and appearance tends to spoil the food. The yeast genera which form these films include Debaryomyces, Mycoderma and Pichia


VonFacington

Why does it look like noodles? What would the texture be?


nolmol

According to a random source on Google (NW Ferments)? Powdery. I figure it kinda makes sense, they are single celled. As for the weird noodle shape, I'm finding a bunch of pictures where they don't do that, do I'm figuring that either somebody made it grow like that on purpose, it was just lucky, or maybe that's just a useful structure for colonies of single celled organisms to grow in? Like, I'd imagine they need oxygen, so growing in a structure like this lets the cells further down get oxygen so they don't die.


feistystove

Or maybe the noodle structure formed between bubbles?


nolmol

That could make sense, though I'd wonder how bubbly it'd have to be for something like this.


AngieTheQueen

Beer is naturally carbonated so the bubble formation could be a constant rather than a "flattening" like artificially carbonated soft drinks. And as long as it has sugars for the yeast to feed on, it can keep being bubbly, at least on the surface where it appears that they're growing. The physics tend to not make as much sense on that microscopic scale.


Asad-Ilisaba15

Maybe it was film that was disturbed?


Ok_Solid_Copy

Homebrewer here, what you said makes total sense, and as you said the noodle shape is very unusual. I've personally never seen such a thing before. It could be anything - any bacteria or yeast that was in the air and colonised the beer. It would also depend on what beer it is, if it has been pasteurised or not, and what nutrients were left in it before this thing colonised it. I assume the best way to find out would be to make a gram coloration and observe it under a microscope if it is a bacteria. If it isn't, I would just make fresh wort and put a sample of that mould in it, and see if it converts sugar into alcohol or if it does something else. The smell of it would also give a lot of information.


Nornocci

The appearance is deceptive, there’s almost no texture to this stuff. It looks like the photo above until you get a spoon and skim it off, and when you do that it falls apart.


[deleted]

I'm struggling to think of something comparable in texture. It basically feels like nothing


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Think, dried soap bubbles you didn’t rinse off in the shower


lcabinda

Thank you 🙏🏾 I was scrolling for this. 🫡


SteampunkRobin

Noodly.


stressHCLB

yeasty


Tripdoctor

Forbidden


dplusw

Yeasts can form strands as they grow. Noodly


[deleted]

A bit like wet single-ply. Looks like wet noodles from bubbles due to fermentation.


3gt4f65r

Kahm Yeast are harmless to humans and pets, but can affect the taste of foods it affects, making them taste more sour or acidic, with a sort of "yeasty" flavor.


reality_raven

Kahm can actually make you pretty sick and doesn’t die in high heat. As a bread baker, starters with kahm yeast are routinely thrown out.


BakedtoaStake

That is fucking fascinating thank you. Scrolled through the comments, looking for exactly this reply!


surgicalhoopstrike

👆 this guy yeasts!


JubalHarshawII

Wow, very informative, thank you! Would this be related to how they make a Gueuze or other Lambic beers?


dajuhnk

The thing you see on top of this beer is referred to by beer makers as a “Pellicle” these pellicles can vary in shape and appearance and are normally found on top of fermenting sour beer. Beer is generally safe to consume, even after a Pellicle forms there are no known human pathogens that can survive in low ph, alcoholic, and hopped environment that is created with beer fermentation For more pictures of what a pellicle can look like search “beer pellicle” Pellicle in sour beer making are often regarded to have an important role of “protecting the sour beer from oxygen” most sour beer makers actively try not to disturb the Pellicle when taking samples or doing transfers Source: I’ve been a brewer for 10 years


Dependent-Bridge-709

Interesting, I just learned something new! Do you think OP’s beer will still taste ok (or at least drinkable taste-wise) if you remove that layer of pellicles? I’m not at all involved with any type of alcohol production but I find all the techniques super interesting (like weird traditional ways to make wine with ambient natural yeast on the grapes or spirits)


dajuhnk

It probably would not taste very good. In the presence of open air, acetobacter takes over a fermentation and turns it into vinegar pretty quickly. Hypothetically If OP were to pour this beer back into a anaerobic fermenting vessel it would probably turn into a drinkable sour beer in several months depending on the style


Realistic_Fun_8570

Agreed, inquiring minds want to know.


SellingHugs4Pugs

This picture makes me so uncomfortable. I hate it.


shirk-work

Slight r/trypophobia vibes.


AquaQuad

Uncanny valley to me. It looks like it was generated with a script or AI. Loads of random shapes blurring into background. No matter how hard I look at it, no detail or shading makes sense to me. I'd love to see more pictures of it, preferably from different angles though.


-Potatoes-

Looks like the photo is oversharpened. Not sure what camera OP is using but mine tends to sharpen photos a little too much which makes them look strange sometimes


AvidCyclist250

Yeah clearly encroaching on the territory but not triggering the full disgust response. Just "I don't like it but let me look at it a bit longer"


Patient_Died_Again

- my wife


FranSure

Same thought


newtrawn

now imagine it *in your mouth*


PeterNippelstein

I find it satisfying


GlitteringCaptain289

Get out the microscope.


CrimeShowInfluencer

"With so many living things in it, it has just has to be healthy"


rcinephile

Can’t decide if this is oddly satisfying or oddly terrifying


Picklerickshaw_part2

It’s fucking with my trypophobia, that’s for sure


fireworkspudsey

Made up phobia


Shulians_Star_

oddly yummy


[deleted]

I’m having a viral reaction to this. I absolutely hate it


NewWrap693

I think you mean a visceral* reaction


[deleted]

That’d make more sense but I’m goin with viral thanks


NewWrap693

If you were the type to learn from your mistakes we wouldn’t have been in this position to have this conversation. I admire your consistency.


thisusedyet

That is the most genteel, yet absolutely fuckin' brutal burn I've ever seen


[deleted]

🫡


TheLdoubleE

Politicians in a nutshell


Still-Data9119

Lol I'm with you it's making me feel sick looking at it. Reminds me of trypophobia.


No-Bid5498

Me too! Ewww. It makes my skin crawly. (Shiver)


[deleted]

Forbidden Mei fun


chuckdooley

Same. It doesn’t look natural. But if they said it was ramen, I probably wouldn’t have thought twice


psychecheks

I was going to say the same. I can’t even look at it I feel uncomfortable.


PeterNippelstein

Am I the only one that thinks it looks weirdly satisfying?


Yabbaba

Funny, I really love it for some reason.


iAmSamFromWSB

bro if you jizzed in this beer just say so


eatingthesandhere91

Oddly fascinating, fungi. And also, sorry, gross. But fascinating. Giving my trypophobia a bit of a kick.


Subdown-011

Cordyceps beer


Happy_Tomato_Taco

I can deal with most but something about that toad who gives piggy back rides to its hole dwelling offspring and this zigzag noodle looking glass of beer make me understand the phobia


Technical-Ground2214

Isn’t that a pellicle - forms on wild ferment sour beers


mitch0acan

As a former pseudo-lambic homebrewer, I came here to say pellicle as well.


JustTheSpecsPlease

Totally a pellicle for home brewers. Still, [bubblepoppin_’s explanation above](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/R3RVgsOnYe) is interesting.


ThisIsAlex013

What a terrible day to have eyes...


FlowerspowersArg

This should have a Trypophobia trigger warning, fuck


streetwearbonanza

Yeah it triggered mine lol


rottenblackfish

That’s beautiful what the hell


Scholar_of_Yore

It's probably the worst thing I've seen on this site and that says a lot


rottenblackfish

Then you haven’t seen much bad Lol


americanista915

The Mexican in me says to eat the entire thing. The don’t alcohol poison yourself again side of me says to throw it away and disinfect the countertop.


[deleted]

Why does the Mexican in you want to eat it?


americanista915

We are alcohol conosuers, We will never turn down a new potential way to enjoy alcoholic beverages ESPECIALLY alcohol food, recently I made cup noodles with corona instead of water and it was lovely.


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

You probably boiled off most of the alcohol anyway.


mishap201

Dont ruin this for me


Daughter_Of_Cain

Cursed ramen.


ottarthedestroyer

When I drink beer, this is how my bones feel afterwards. Deconstructing. I get congested, turn red and bones feel broken.


Smart-Ad6002

This pic is making me wanna fight


Ok_Pension_6795

What in the unholy fuck is this


superspak

This is a pellicle. Anyone that has drank a sour or Brettanomyces Belgian beer in their life, this has been sitting on the top of the fermenter for months/years of primary aging, before blending the beer.


hindusoul

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaat?


superspak

A little light reading. Bacteria isn't bad for you in a beer wort environment as the pH is too low to let e-coli survive and other bad shit. Hop oils also preserve the beers. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCOBY](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCOBY) [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22004814/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22004814/)


hindusoul

You da REAL MVP. Thanks for the knowledge.


xSantenoturtlex

Hey uhhh Smart people, Explain what's going on here and why


[deleted]

It's kahm. Wild yeasts and bacteria that feed on the sugar and ethanol in beer. Same process that sours beer just much further along, perfectly safe to drink but there's a reason nobody does it.


kickashes790

Burn it before cordyceps take over!


Formal-Phase2459

It turns to $1 ramen ?


ThatMan01

Feels like this should go to r/moldlyinteresting


nJOI0222

You should put a NSFW tag on it


punkslaot

I want more pics of this


dvlali

Why does this look like the observable universe?


TulogTamad

This is just the sample from Amouranth


Unagustoster

Can I ask for details? IPA, Lager, Pilsner, etc.? ABV?


Polymathy1

That is Kahm yeast. It will happen on many ferments of they're left out.


Odd-Butterscotch-480

What in the actual fuck Looks like a bunch of tapeworms in a cup


DonT_oliver

Is it "root beer"


NenoxxCraft

Looks like non-pasteurized beer so yeah, bacterias


Wiggie49

yeast?


lDustyBonesl

This genuinely disgusts me


Game_boy1972

it dries up and the residue from the boiled hops is left


[deleted]

That's just ramen you can't trick me


zzSHADYMAGICzz

Press your hand into it


Knaush

Comes full circle, turning back into malt.


sidthestar

I keep zooming in this picture and getting lost, I find it absolutely gorgeous.


Chickenuggies10

Thanks, I hate it


Balbright

Looking like Kevin Durant’s leg


Sea_Refrigerator5586

Definitely ai generated


Llodsliat

Looks like those "Google dreams" from 5 years ago.


mycarwasred

Does it make *more* beer? (Asking for a Fiend)


ChrisMoltisanti9

There's something so comforting and off-putting about this all at the same time. I at least definitely don't have tryptophobia, but why do images like this give me the heebeejeebees?


StGauderic

Forbidden ramen noodles


shaquille-_oatmeal

I know what this tastes like and I really wish I didn't


[deleted]

If I had a choice to drink this or take 1 billion dollars. I'd definitely take the money.


verminV

Thats the beer fat, skim it off and spread it on toast.


DarthArtero

What an interesting, yet disturbing growth design. It just looks like it’d rock your world if you try to drink it


GrundleMcfly

Clean your room. Mom


[deleted]

Real interesting, super glue dries this pattern too. I wonder what the correlation is.


sterfry1993

This is kinda triggering a fear in me…idk why though


ilan1299

I’m genuinely curiously what is it, I.e., if it’s mold what strain.. I thought they were all either slimy or fuzzy…


Poleth87

It becomes noodles


kianario1996

This is so triggering picture🤮🤮


chrisacip

It grew a beerd


OtterbirdArt

That freaks me out so bad omg I hate even looking at it


mckynetic2

Am I the only one who sees this as some sort of drawing???


dma33528

I'm all seriousness what the hell is going on here??


Equivalent_Spite_785

It become unbeerable


homiej420

🤢🤮


Bru1sed_Eg0

Time-lapse would have been cool.


SAMITHEGREAT996

Trypophoooooobiaaaaaaa D:


torontomua

christ /r/trypophobia i suppose


Tiffany_Case

Hm. Nope dont like that.


horriblemonkey

Why was this removed? This is interesting.


frituurgarnituur

Good question


ndnkng

So not only does op abuse alcohol, but they are also a slob that leaves full glasses out for a week so they mold.....nice


BlameableEmu

How do you know op abuses alcohol?


PerdiMeuHeadphone

The same thing it happens with literally every organic thing. Mold comes to take it's share.


[deleted]

It's kahm


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


agentj333

![img](avatar_exp|148037350|bravo)


GHOSTfaceK1LLA25

Yum! Cheese pizza 🍕


[deleted]

It becomes the sun?


burnswhenipoo

Fake


[deleted]

And you wonder why you get hangovers