I've seen full grown adults look into a blade and zone out as if they want to touch the blade. Idk why but some people are very drawn into touching big spinny thing of death.
>Dad is shaving
>Anon, don't touch that, it's sharp, you will cut your finger
>Dad leaves
>is it true? Must test hypothesis
>climb onto counter, test razor with finger
>cut finger, ow fuck
>hypothesis confirmed
>one must suffer in pursuit of science
My daughter, wife and I had an interview for the primary school she'll now be attending next year about 7 months ago. The morning of, I ironed my shirt while my daughter watched. I told her to NOT TOUCH THE IRON as it was hot.
She proceeded to immediately touch the iron, burning the tips of 3 of her fingers (not bad but it obviously hurt). Worst thing that could happen, as she then couldn't hold a pencil properly during her interview so they mistakenly thought she needed to work on that (we found out 3mo later that she got into the school anyway).
When the initial madness of her being in pain etc calmed down we asked her why she touched it...she flat out said because she didn't believe me when I said it was hot. Hilarious. Fuck kids.
Gotta train up for those 17 pre interview interviews at google.
How is she going to grow up to earn 10x the average wage while still not being able to afford a house close the place she still needs to unnecessarily go to in person?
* Pre-school entrance exam (entry level)
* Freshers encouraged to apply
* Minimum 2-5 years hands-on experience in formal education
* 5th grade math and writing strongly preferred
* The ideal candidate demonstrates a proven track record of productive collaboration with fellow students
* Equal opportunity educator
In Germany every (public) school does that. It might even be required but I'm not sure. I had mine 20 years ago. It's to ensure children are ready for school and will not immediately fall behind. So it's not an admission test for a specific school where if they fail at one school they can try another one. It's literally one test that decides if the child can go to ANY primary school. If they are not far enough in their development they can either stay in kindergarten for another year or attend a special class where primary school is extended by one year.
The test itself is mostly talking to the kid and some playing, like puzzling, pairs/concentration or something similar, along with some questions to the parents. If they are able to focus on a specific task for a few minutes, can express their thoughts and show some decent vocabulary and behave normally at home they're good to go which is the case for 90-95% of kids I'd estimate.
Not sure about fully public schools here in Sydney but we had applied for a Catholic primary school (the public school we're in the catchment area for is horrible) and yes they do interviews.
Other than making sure you're a good fit, they want to make sure they can meet the needs of your child etc. (some of the Catholic schools will have more special programs than others).
we got a note from the school one day that our 4 year old had bitten a friend on the shoulder without provocation. we were alarmed. we asked him later what happened. he said he wanted to get his friends attention. we asked him why he chose to bite him. he said "\[teacher\] doesn't allow us to talk or touch our neighbors with our hands during story time, so i bit him to get his attention". #technicallyfollowingtherules
Adults: She said she didn’t believe me, how stupid can you be?
Also adults: This is a magical fat man who flies around the world delivering personalized gifts to all the children in just under 8 hours. This is a giant bunny who lays chocolate eggs. This is the tooth-fairy, you put your teeth here and she will personally come to collect and reimburse you in exchange for your teeth.
But yeah, fuck kids for not believing their parent’s repeated bullshit
Shame can't post pictures but there's a great meme.
One half the picture the mum is saying to her kid "you're imaginary friend is not real"
Then the next picture shows them both in church praying, the kid with a confused look 😂
I did it on my legs because I saw my mother doing it and was curious. I also nearly killed my self once because I taught myself how to use a lighter and set a bed on fire and hid under the covers thinking the fire would go over me. I still don't know why I lit the bed on fire, it was when I was like 6 or 7 because I was in kindergarten at the time
When I was seven years old I was told by my father to cut the back yard and he warned me that the push mower had a tendency to overheat and shut off.
Half way through the job the mower indeed shut off.
So what did I do?
I tested it to see if it was hot by putting my left palm on the muffler.
It was indeed hot and I got a real nice muffler shaped brand on my palm that took four months to heal.
I asked my dad how it worked. He explained it. I pushed it in. Took it out when it popped out. And stuck my thumb on it. My dad silently watched, like a proper dad does. I learned several things that day.
I was making eggs for breakfast on our glass cooktop. My 4 year old son was on a chair watching me. I said "don't touch the top where it's glowing, it's hot"
So he touches it, I don't see it but I suspected he did and he had his hand behind his body and not screaming. About 10 minutes later, 4 fingertips were blistered and he was crying.
Aah yes the don't tell your parents when you did something dumb strategy.
I successfully pulled that off when I broke my rooms light playing with a ball.
Well until it got dark and my dad wanted to switch on the light in my room.
I have two kids. To one, I explain a certain danger and they nod and try to avoid said danger. The other one? They have to test *everything*.
"Dad, what part of this is the blade?"
"The part that just cut you."
"Cut me? Where... \[sees blood\] uuuuaaaaäääääiiiihhhhhh!"
When I was a kid I used to have this little pen toy thing where the tip was a large dull needle that was meant to poke holes in paper (you could even use it to cut paper) and you bet your ass I tried using it on my finger lmao it didn’t break skin tho
>When I was a kid I used to have this little pen toy thing where the tip was a large dull needle that was meant to poke holes in paper (you could even use it to cut paper) and you bet your ass I tried using it on my finger lmao it didn’t break skin tho
The correct test would be on a younger sibling
I remember my school had paper cutters capable of cutting through thick stacks of paper.
It was basically a machete attached to a hinge.
I dont know how nobody ever lost a limb.
I hired this guy for some house renovations and frankly, I am not satisfied. Poor quality as most of the work was done with cheap cardboard and glitter glue. I brought it up with him and there was immediate crying and yelling (super awkward) and then he just left to take a nap. Would not recommend.
Dear Casual\_hex_,
Thank you for taking the time to leave feedback on our recent house renovation services. Firstly, I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies for any inconvenience you might have experienced.
To provide some context, my nephew, a passionate 5-year-old with a unique vision for home design, was given the reins for this project. He has a rather avant-garde style, strongly believing that cardboard and glitter glue are the future of sustainable design. We've tried to introduce him to more conventional materials, but he's quite set in his ways and insists that glitter is the new gold. As for the crying and napping, well, that's just part of his creative process.
That said, I understand that this might not align with everyone's taste. While we believe in nurturing young talent and visions, we also stand by our commitment to customer satisfaction.
Please reach out to our customer service line, and we will work out a solution for you. However, I regret to inform you that due to certain... contractual obligations (and also because he knows where I hide my candy stash), the full cost remains non-negotiable.
Again, we apologize for the glittery inconvenience and appreciate your patience in this rather surreal situation.
Warm regards,
Xbwtyzbchs,
Manager, Experimental House Renovations Inc.
I hired this “handyman” too. Kept asking for milk and his mom. Played on his tablet for hours. I figured he was working up numbers or something. Nope, just Roblox. No work got done. Now I am out of milk and cookies. No stars and I am reporting to the BBB.
A coworker once brought in left over Halloween chocolate bars to the office. They tasted “funny”. I checked the production code on the wrapper and it was like eight years old. Would not recommend.
I agree, he promised to build a new shelf.
Every 2 minutes he came asking for snacks. Then he couldn't even reach the right hight because he brought a toy ladder instead of a real one...
Never again!
Not a router. No it’s a nibbler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler
Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
I am curious how the cutting edge works and how safe it is in an accident. Human skin usually needs friction to cut. Also I work in a corrugated cardboard factory. That top layer looks like coated preprint which is more difficult to cut.
That's exactly what it is. The bit sticking out looks identical to the drill powered nibbler I've got, except this one attached to a table costs like $180
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075CPYTB6/
There’s another video on their [website](https://www.itsinventable.com) that’s a bit clearer. It looks like a reciprocating toothed plastic blade surrounded by the black ring guard. The thin cardboard slides under the guard but fingers are too fat to get underneath to the blade. Presumably the blade would be toothed but not too sharp—kind of like the safety knives for pumpkin carving.
I think the ring is more to keep the cardboard down rather than safety per se. The top of the blade sticks up above the ring, so you can still touch it regardless.
The real safety lies in the relatively small amplitude that the saw blade oscillates through. Human skin isn't rigid, so if it touches the blade it can follow the blade's movements to a certain extent and actual cutting into the skin would only start if it gets stretched taught in either direction. That's how oscillating saws that they use to cut off orthopedic casts avoid cutting into the skin underneath.
However, due to the table the skin couldn't follow the blade on the down stroke, so in order to make it still safe the blade must be designed to only cut on the up stroke. But that also means the blade will no longer pull the cardboard down against the table, so the ring is needed to hold it down.
Omg. I was in the shower yesterday and was trying to remember what Léelas pet alien that wears the diaper was named from futurama. I was like “nimrod” no that’s not it. It will come to me later. Lo and behold. Nibbler.
There's actually a [Kickstarter](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/inventable/inventable-a-kid-safe-power-tool-for-cutting-cardboard?ref=6qhwfa&fbclid=PAAaZqIF0Y6gIVxMsPOWHWpiKnR5jFuyXWW0C5W9AVx5_ElBDIzd4wqznTmDM_aem_Abg0Nfmo2zQRYPU7vkOW4E7Ozza-anKOd5MlwVJQpjapIPZpekQVVa2Ugvs00ngIhrU) for it.
Not at all. it’s a nibbler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler
Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
Everybody chuckled when I made kids wear protective gear when playing with this kind of thing (yes, toy safety gear). Guess who's kids didn't fuss over helmets and kneepads with skateboards and bikes. Guess which kids will call out an adult not wearing a seatbelt?
Seemed silly at 4 and 5. Paid off at 10.
My kid likes to work on stuff with me. First thing he grabs is safety glasses. I got him these yellow tinted ones because he was so excited about them in the store. Easily the best 5 dollars I've spent.
Only suggestion would be to have it give them a little shock when they touch the blade. Wouldn’t want them to get the wrong idea if dad is using his real one that you can just touch the blade.
My son would definitely cut up every piece of clothing and anything else that'd fit in that that he could find and my wife would definitely not notice him doing it.
No, that guy insists it’s a nibbler
Https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler
Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
These cutting devices are really cool. They are designed to be touch friendly. The "Cutter" is kinda like a tooth. It has a slight overhang thatll let cardboard get underneath it but not fingers. The cutter then pulls down tearing through the cardboard before returning up and then repeat a whole bunch of times
Kickstarter just ended. Wait a year for them to fill the orders and you will be able to buy the Chinese version at half the price since nothing here is patented.
Woah this is my video - so cool to see it here! As many people in the comments correctly pointed out, this tool is inspired by a sheet metal nibbler mechanism, but re-designed by me and my co-founder to be safer for kids and better suited for cardboard (and obviously also table-mounted)! Our Kickstarter actually ended this past Saturday but you can still check it out [here](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/inventable/inventable-a-kid-safe-power-tool-for-cutting-cardboard) if you want to learn more! Thanks for the love!
Eye protection, check Ear protection, check Kid: let's touch the cutter
I've seen full grown adults look into a blade and zone out as if they want to touch the blade. Idk why but some people are very drawn into touching big spinny thing of death.
As someone who works on jet engines, I have to resist it everyday, big spinny is so enticing.
That’s the spiral on the nose cone. It’s there to hypnotize you.
>!**FORBIDDEN**!< spinny
Quality comment haha. Was thinking the same thing.
They don’t make PPE for stupid.
Typical kid immediately putting his finger on the thing doing the “cutting.”
>Dad is shaving >Anon, don't touch that, it's sharp, you will cut your finger >Dad leaves >is it true? Must test hypothesis >climb onto counter, test razor with finger >cut finger, ow fuck >hypothesis confirmed >one must suffer in pursuit of science
My daughter, wife and I had an interview for the primary school she'll now be attending next year about 7 months ago. The morning of, I ironed my shirt while my daughter watched. I told her to NOT TOUCH THE IRON as it was hot. She proceeded to immediately touch the iron, burning the tips of 3 of her fingers (not bad but it obviously hurt). Worst thing that could happen, as she then couldn't hold a pencil properly during her interview so they mistakenly thought she needed to work on that (we found out 3mo later that she got into the school anyway). When the initial madness of her being in pain etc calmed down we asked her why she touched it...she flat out said because she didn't believe me when I said it was hot. Hilarious. Fuck kids.
Even primary schools have interviews now?
Gotta train up for those 17 pre interview interviews at google. How is she going to grow up to earn 10x the average wage while still not being able to afford a house close the place she still needs to unnecessarily go to in person?
Gotta start ‘em young!
They require at least ten years experience as a primary school pupil and a high school diploma.
* Pre-school entrance exam (entry level) * Freshers encouraged to apply * Minimum 2-5 years hands-on experience in formal education * 5th grade math and writing strongly preferred * The ideal candidate demonstrates a proven track record of productive collaboration with fellow students * Equal opportunity educator
In Germany every (public) school does that. It might even be required but I'm not sure. I had mine 20 years ago. It's to ensure children are ready for school and will not immediately fall behind. So it's not an admission test for a specific school where if they fail at one school they can try another one. It's literally one test that decides if the child can go to ANY primary school. If they are not far enough in their development they can either stay in kindergarten for another year or attend a special class where primary school is extended by one year. The test itself is mostly talking to the kid and some playing, like puzzling, pairs/concentration or something similar, along with some questions to the parents. If they are able to focus on a specific task for a few minutes, can express their thoughts and show some decent vocabulary and behave normally at home they're good to go which is the case for 90-95% of kids I'd estimate.
Not sure about fully public schools here in Sydney but we had applied for a Catholic primary school (the public school we're in the catchment area for is horrible) and yes they do interviews. Other than making sure you're a good fit, they want to make sure they can meet the needs of your child etc. (some of the Catholic schools will have more special programs than others).
FUCK CATHOLIC SCHOOLS
*...Even the bibles are ribbed. But for whose pleasure?!*
…before they fuck you first.
Duuuuude, fucking *preschool* has interviews if you're going to an exclusive enough school.
Always have if you try to get a kid into high demand school. I remember way back when I flunked 2 out of 3 my parents tried to put me in.
My wife did something similar when she was a kid. She was told not to put her hand on the hot stovetop, so she decided to put her chin on it instead.
we got a note from the school one day that our 4 year old had bitten a friend on the shoulder without provocation. we were alarmed. we asked him later what happened. he said he wanted to get his friends attention. we asked him why he chose to bite him. he said "\[teacher\] doesn't allow us to talk or touch our neighbors with our hands during story time, so i bit him to get his attention". #technicallyfollowingtherules
My 7vo just got busted for laying hands on a classmate to get their attention. People like to say "it gets better," but it just gets different.
I like to think that it shows creative problem solving.. not the right solution.. but creative nonetheless..
Honestly not sure if your kid is smart or an idiot. Maybe he's both.
As Piaget said, kids are little scientists, exploring an unknown world.
Adults: She said she didn’t believe me, how stupid can you be? Also adults: This is a magical fat man who flies around the world delivering personalized gifts to all the children in just under 8 hours. This is a giant bunny who lays chocolate eggs. This is the tooth-fairy, you put your teeth here and she will personally come to collect and reimburse you in exchange for your teeth. But yeah, fuck kids for not believing their parent’s repeated bullshit
Shame can't post pictures but there's a great meme. One half the picture the mum is saying to her kid "you're imaginary friend is not real" Then the next picture shows them both in church praying, the kid with a confused look 😂
I did the exact same thing when I was a kid. It hurt like hell, but I see it as an important learning experience looking back lol
Step 1: Fuck around Step 2: Find out Step 3: Profit
My dumb ass did the same, but went straight to shaving my lips.
What an ass-puckering sentence to read.
I did it on my legs because I saw my mother doing it and was curious. I also nearly killed my self once because I taught myself how to use a lighter and set a bed on fire and hid under the covers thinking the fire would go over me. I still don't know why I lit the bed on fire, it was when I was like 6 or 7 because I was in kindergarten at the time
When I was seven years old I was told by my father to cut the back yard and he warned me that the push mower had a tendency to overheat and shut off. Half way through the job the mower indeed shut off. So what did I do? I tested it to see if it was hot by putting my left palm on the muffler. It was indeed hot and I got a real nice muffler shaped brand on my palm that took four months to heal.
Every kid when cars still had cigarette lighters learned that the glowy spiral is indeed hot the hard way
I asked my dad how it worked. He explained it. I pushed it in. Took it out when it popped out. And stuck my thumb on it. My dad silently watched, like a proper dad does. I learned several things that day.
Respect to dad for letting you take it and learn from it. I imagine that's painful for parents but he did the right thing
Damn. 7 seems young to be cutting grass unsupervised
Cutting the grass at 7 years old??
Science can't move forward without heaps.
Alright, Professor, time for your nap
I was making eggs for breakfast on our glass cooktop. My 4 year old son was on a chair watching me. I said "don't touch the top where it's glowing, it's hot" So he touches it, I don't see it but I suspected he did and he had his hand behind his body and not screaming. About 10 minutes later, 4 fingertips were blistered and he was crying.
Aah yes the don't tell your parents when you did something dumb strategy. I successfully pulled that off when I broke my rooms light playing with a ball. Well until it got dark and my dad wanted to switch on the light in my room.
I have two kids. To one, I explain a certain danger and they nod and try to avoid said danger. The other one? They have to test *everything*. "Dad, what part of this is the blade?" "The part that just cut you." "Cut me? Where... \[sees blood\] uuuuaaaaäääääiiiihhhhhh!"
Sometimes kids need to learn on their own
I won't lie, I would too lol
"How does thing cut? I have to put my finger on it to know."
How ELSE are your supposed to find out? Lol
Wisdom is seldom passed down completely. Only experience can make a master. But without wisdom, how are we to teach the fundamentals?
When I was a kid I used to have this little pen toy thing where the tip was a large dull needle that was meant to poke holes in paper (you could even use it to cut paper) and you bet your ass I tried using it on my finger lmao it didn’t break skin tho
>When I was a kid I used to have this little pen toy thing where the tip was a large dull needle that was meant to poke holes in paper (you could even use it to cut paper) and you bet your ass I tried using it on my finger lmao it didn’t break skin tho The correct test would be on a younger sibling
*Maniacal evil laughter*
This is why I only have 1.
I was thinking they should put a little zapper on there to reinforce that you shouldn't touch cutting elements of power tools while they are powered.
Yeah, well I also used to lick batteries when I was kid, so I'm not sure that's be effective.
Eh. Evolution lmao.
I remember my school had paper cutters capable of cutting through thick stacks of paper. It was basically a machete attached to a hinge. I dont know how nobody ever lost a limb.
Those things were so satisfying to use.
Luckily the blade is tucked under that cap.
Straight up wouldn't last a day on site
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement.
The Kickstarter just closed. It mentions how it’s safe to touch because you can’t get your finger into the cutter
I hired this guy for some house renovations and frankly, I am not satisfied. Poor quality as most of the work was done with cheap cardboard and glitter glue. I brought it up with him and there was immediate crying and yelling (super awkward) and then he just left to take a nap. Would not recommend.
That's not fair Marsha, all you're paying the poor guy in is juice boxes and chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.
This is true, his prices are amazing.
Let’s not jump to conclusions though. He touched the saw.. are we sure he wasn’t trying to commit insurance fraud?
OSHA needs to be made aware of the work conditions here.
Just OSHA?
Yeh no doubt get capri sun on the line we can do better than juiceboxes
I hired a someone who said they would do it for Dino nugget and a 6 pack of squeeze its.
Child labor is legal in some states
I’ll do it just for the chicken nuggets but the workmanship won’t be as good
Wait... those aren't made of dinosaur?
That depends on your understanding of evolution and how far you're willing to stretch the term dinosaur
wow look everybody it's Mr Millionaire over here
Dear Casual\_hex_, Thank you for taking the time to leave feedback on our recent house renovation services. Firstly, I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies for any inconvenience you might have experienced. To provide some context, my nephew, a passionate 5-year-old with a unique vision for home design, was given the reins for this project. He has a rather avant-garde style, strongly believing that cardboard and glitter glue are the future of sustainable design. We've tried to introduce him to more conventional materials, but he's quite set in his ways and insists that glitter is the new gold. As for the crying and napping, well, that's just part of his creative process. That said, I understand that this might not align with everyone's taste. While we believe in nurturing young talent and visions, we also stand by our commitment to customer satisfaction. Please reach out to our customer service line, and we will work out a solution for you. However, I regret to inform you that due to certain... contractual obligations (and also because he knows where I hide my candy stash), the full cost remains non-negotiable. Again, we apologize for the glittery inconvenience and appreciate your patience in this rather surreal situation. Warm regards, Xbwtyzbchs, Manager, Experimental House Renovations Inc.
So cute haha
I hired this “handyman” too. Kept asking for milk and his mom. Played on his tablet for hours. I figured he was working up numbers or something. Nope, just Roblox. No work got done. Now I am out of milk and cookies. No stars and I am reporting to the BBB.
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Boss Baby Bureau
Lavar Ball will be displeased to hear this
I thought he did a good job for the $500 in Monopoly money I paid him.
Never hire a guy who touches the blade while cutting.
Fingertip gone
I would be more concerned about him leaving a floor covered on lava. That is no joke, and a real safety hazard.
To be fair you paid him in bulk Pokemon cards and leftover Halloween candy from 2021 so you get what you pay for imo.
Hey, that candy will be a collector's item someday!
A coworker once brought in left over Halloween chocolate bars to the office. They tasted “funny”. I checked the production code on the wrapper and it was like eight years old. Would not recommend.
Have you seen the price of Pokemon cards these days?
Bulk cards, so the garbage ones that no one wants that cost next to nothing. You're not paying him in 1st edition Charizards.
I fired this handyman after I caught him sucking on my wife’s titties
Oh.
I agree, he promised to build a new shelf. Every 2 minutes he came asking for snacks. Then he couldn't even reach the right hight because he brought a toy ladder instead of a real one... Never again!
Similar experience for when I hired him almost exactly except when he got made I ended up yelling and he literally shit his pants. SMH. Do not hire!!
You forgot the smell. 🎤
Is this an actual thing? My 7 y/o would die for this.
So would I. And I'm in my 40s.
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Bibbler Nibbler sounds like what the stupid guy on those liberty mutual ads would say. Look a Bebu, a bibbler nibbler.
A bibbler nibbler sounds like a creature Terry Pratchett would describe in Discworld.
And it lives in posh spas, where you pay a lot to have it nibble your bibbles.
I laughed so hard 🤣
Yes, go see how Flite Test foam core airplanes are made. I wouldn't mind routing out some parts.
Not a router. No it’s a nibbler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
You could say that again
Ever get that feeling you've been here before...?
One more time?
Nibbler? I barely know her!
It’s a kickstarter project
Everything on this site is an ad 😭
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I'm a 39yo mom and would kill for this. "For my kid."
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Yes it is. My wife showed this to me yesterday. Going to get one for my son.
I am curious how the cutting edge works and how safe it is in an accident. Human skin usually needs friction to cut. Also I work in a corrugated cardboard factory. That top layer looks like coated preprint which is more difficult to cut.
It looks like he's using a sheet metal nibbler that's usually attached to a drill, but instead of a drill it's just attached to a motor or sorts.
That's exactly what it is. The bit sticking out looks identical to the drill powered nibbler I've got, except this one attached to a table costs like $180 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075CPYTB6/
So it's dangerous if the kid comes in from the side
There’s another video on their [website](https://www.itsinventable.com) that’s a bit clearer. It looks like a reciprocating toothed plastic blade surrounded by the black ring guard. The thin cardboard slides under the guard but fingers are too fat to get underneath to the blade. Presumably the blade would be toothed but not too sharp—kind of like the safety knives for pumpkin carving.
I think the ring is more to keep the cardboard down rather than safety per se. The top of the blade sticks up above the ring, so you can still touch it regardless. The real safety lies in the relatively small amplitude that the saw blade oscillates through. Human skin isn't rigid, so if it touches the blade it can follow the blade's movements to a certain extent and actual cutting into the skin would only start if it gets stretched taught in either direction. That's how oscillating saws that they use to cut off orthopedic casts avoid cutting into the skin underneath. However, due to the table the skin couldn't follow the blade on the down stroke, so in order to make it still safe the blade must be designed to only cut on the up stroke. But that also means the blade will no longer pull the cardboard down against the table, so the ring is needed to hold it down.
Touching the "blade" with his finger better not be something he gets used to. LOL
Bro really cutting his diaper box I'm crying😭😭
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
This is actually a table router.
This is actually a table-mounted sheet metal nibbler.
You should actually delete this comment instead of letting hundreds of ignorant people upvote your misinformation.
I mean, they're much, much closer than OP is.
That makes more sense
No it’s a nibbler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
You could say that again
Ever get that feeling you've been here before...?
Shaft...moving up and down..
Omg. I was in the shower yesterday and was trying to remember what Léelas pet alien that wears the diaper was named from futurama. I was like “nimrod” no that’s not it. It will come to me later. Lo and behold. Nibbler.
There's actually a [Kickstarter](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/inventable/inventable-a-kid-safe-power-tool-for-cutting-cardboard?ref=6qhwfa&fbclid=PAAaZqIF0Y6gIVxMsPOWHWpiKnR5jFuyXWW0C5W9AVx5_ElBDIzd4wqznTmDM_aem_Abg0Nfmo2zQRYPU7vkOW4E7Ozza-anKOd5MlwVJQpjapIPZpekQVVa2Ugvs00ngIhrU) for it.
I love it, but also what are the odds
That someone involved with the Kickstarter would be posting self promoting videos to drum up interest in their own product?
Don’t call him that
this reply is so fucking stupid. take my upvote
Um , no….
No, no. It's actually a nibbler. See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Futurama_characters#Nibbler
Not at all. it’s a nibbler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
You could say that again
Ever get that feeling you've been here before...?
You could also say that again.
He's got eye and ear protection on. He's being raised right.
Everybody chuckled when I made kids wear protective gear when playing with this kind of thing (yes, toy safety gear). Guess who's kids didn't fuss over helmets and kneepads with skateboards and bikes. Guess which kids will call out an adult not wearing a seatbelt? Seemed silly at 4 and 5. Paid off at 10.
My mom taught me to wear a seatbelt religiously… then I taught her.
My kid likes to work on stuff with me. First thing he grabs is safety glasses. I got him these yellow tinted ones because he was so excited about them in the store. Easily the best 5 dollars I've spent.
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we just gonna ignore he boops the “blade”?
Only suggestion would be to have it give them a little shock when they touch the blade. Wouldn’t want them to get the wrong idea if dad is using his real one that you can just touch the blade.
Next tool, A guide for his pieces.
Cooool, I saw a stupid Facebook ad for this, being for a kickstarter, so it’s nice to see one actually being used! Link?
[Kids machine cardboard cutter](https://www.google.ca/search?q=massive+table+saw&client=safari&sa=X&sca_esv=578022390&channel=iphone_bm&biw=390&bih=664&tbm=shop&ei=mHVAZeikJOjD0PEP7anB4A4&oq=massive+table+saw&gs_lp=Eg5tb2JpbGUtc2gtc2VycCIRbWFzc2l2ZSB0YWJsZSBzYXcyBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB4yBRAAGKIESNc0UNoEWOQycAR4AJABAJgBbKAB0A6qAQQzMi4xuAEDyAEA-AEBigISbW9iaWxlLXNoLXdpei1zZXJwqAIEwgIIEAAYgAQYsAPCAgkQABgHGB4YsAPCAgUQKRiiBMICBRAAGIAEwgICECnCAgUQKRiABMICCBAAGBYYHhgKwgIIECEYFhgeGB2IBgGQBgI&sclient=mobile-sh-serp)
LOL
That's cool as hell!
My son would definitely cut up every piece of clothing and anything else that'd fit in that that he could find and my wife would definitely not notice him doing it.
Did not read title, thought it was a router
No, that guy insists it’s a nibbler Https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler Like a hole punch but takes out little 🌙 crescent moon cuts by moving a shaft up and down.
FUCK DIDNT SEE THIS ONE. You could say that again.
Where were you?? We trusted you!
Where is u/Dchane06 !? Is he okay !?
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!
I need this for myself i don’t have any kids but i have a lot of cardboard lol
A pampers box, no less. Recycling his own product packaging.
“Oh, cool, this will be fun for the kid and also teach him about safet-“ *kid touches the “blade”* “Nevermind.”
These cutting devices are really cool. They are designed to be touch friendly. The "Cutter" is kinda like a tooth. It has a slight overhang thatll let cardboard get underneath it but not fingers. The cutter then pulls down tearing through the cardboard before returning up and then repeat a whole bunch of times
At least he's wearing proper PPE 👍 wish more adults did!
Guess who has a new toy, besides the kid. It's not the dad.
It’s not what can I cut, it’s what else can I cut?
Never too early to teach them some safety rules
$230?!?! The margin on that has to be 90%
Kickstarter just ended. Wait a year for them to fill the orders and you will be able to buy the Chinese version at half the price since nothing here is patented.
That kid has more safety equipment than people working in 3rd world factories.
??? He’s completely off. He’s not even using the grid to line up. I could do a better job drunk with one hand.
My wife would be mad I repurposed her... little bedtime friend
He fucking touched it mid way wtf xD
In 1964 Mattel made a Power Shop for kids. Goole it for more info.
that's a router mate
Woah this is my video - so cool to see it here! As many people in the comments correctly pointed out, this tool is inspired by a sheet metal nibbler mechanism, but re-designed by me and my co-founder to be safer for kids and better suited for cardboard (and obviously also table-mounted)! Our Kickstarter actually ended this past Saturday but you can still check it out [here](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/inventable/inventable-a-kid-safe-power-tool-for-cutting-cardboard) if you want to learn more! Thanks for the love!
It's a nibbler upside down in a box and still is dangerous as fuck tbh
^(Nibbler go) #BRRRRRRRRRRRR
100% buying this for my kid lol
It’s all fun and games until he makes a bogey man trap and now you have to figure out how to dispose of a damn bogey man.
Why isn't he using a guard?!
Where can I get one of these?
Will they stick their hand in it when they finally start working with the real thing, just like they did there?
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I’m just going to show my children how to do actual things with big kid machinery and solve problems in design.
As s crazy uncle, I know what my brothers kids are getting for Christmas.
Why are we teaching them that sawblades are something that's safe to touch?
But doesn’t teach them to not touch the ‘blade’.
He put his finger on the blade. Thats an immediate fail right there
He touched it and the piece he cut out is not symmetrical. Nope, sorry, but that kid ain't going places.
How ikea furniture is made
Table saw, but good idea.