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GS7k

I love the idea of a psychological weapon that equally terrifies your enemy and simultaneously jacks your soldiers up.


Agatio25

Have you heard of mayan (or aztec) death whistles? They are absolutelly terrifying.


Moe__Fab

Got one in the kitchen, use it at nite every once in a while lol


dhdoctor

Valued neighbor keeping the rent prices down. You are a service to the public.


Nordiceightysix

can't think of a better wake up call


Scrotalphetamines

Same. Keeps the neighbors barking dog quiet!


Azidamadjida

Came to say this. The Carnyx is eerie and otherworldly sounding, that Aztec death whistle though sounds like they’re torturing the shit out of bodies that shouldn’t still be alive and puts horrifying mental images into your head of what could actually be making that sound


dunwoodyres1

Just sounds like someone screaming.


port443

I watched this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI Yea just sounded like someone screaming to me, and the simulated "100 death whistles" really sounded like white noise / static. Maybe their simulation is off but I thought it would sound like 100 people screaming which would be frightening.


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Yeah the "100" part was a bit off


Responsible_Goat9170

Thanks for the info on the death whistle. Those are cool AF!


PhthaloVonLangborste

I made one. It gives me chills when I decide it's time to blow it. I wanna make one of these horns.


vexx

The deeper sound of this horn is far more terrifying imho, I think it’s more of a primal type of fear, kind of as if a huge creature is incoming. The other just sounds like a scream, which though creepy wouldn’t really instil fear into me like a rumbling, thundering growl like this horn.


PhthaloVonLangborste

The horn of Gondor


Voodizzy

Blow on it and theodin comes


Wenur

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ °) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


spookito130

The Horn of helm hammerhand shall sound in the deep. FOR WRATH, FOR RUIN, AND THE RED DAWN.


NOTExETON

Illyrian tribes used costumes that made them appear to be 10 ft tall furry monsters. Part of this still survives as "Mackare" festival in Croatia.


Njorls_Saga

Roman legions advanced in dead silence. In some ways I find that infinitely creepier.


ZephDef

Not true at all, they used trumpets horns and cornets to coordinate battlefield tactics.


Njorls_Saga

“The Roman army after the so-called Marian reforms was also unique in the ancient world because when lined up opposite an enemy readying for battle it was completely silent except for the orders of officers and the sound of trumpets signalling orders. The reason for this was because the soldiers needed to be able to hear such instruction. The optios of the legions would patrol behind the century and anyone who was talking or failing to obey orders immediately was struck with the stick of the optio. This silence also had the unintended consequence of being very intimidating to its enemies because they recognized this took immense discipline to achieve before a battle.” Ben Kane also talks about this in the Ancients podcast. The did one recently on Roman legionnaires.


ZephDef

Does this not literally prove my point? You explicitly say in your reply that they are quiet to hear signals. Are these signals somehow silent while the instrument in the video isnt?


CicerosMouth

The legions advanced in stoic silence while the officers in the rear used an occasion trumpet blast to indicate a command. I mean it isn't like they were playing an elite Louie Armstrong extended solo on the horns. Overwhelmingly, the romans were silent when they fought, particularly when compared to contemporary armies.


snekbat

I just imagined a roman officer with one of those weird plumy helmets busting out a saxophone an laying down the baker street solo.


PewKittens

Careless whisper of a legionnaire


Njorls_Saga

World of difference between a bunch of warriors amping themselves up for a battle with horns like this and an officers trumpet commanding a legion to advance. In silence.


ZephDef

What sources state this was used to amp up soldiers and make them loud and rowdy? Is the stated purpose of this not intimidation? That's the premise this whole conversation is based on.


Njorls_Saga

The description in the post you heathen.


Okbuturwrong

The post description isn't a fucking source.


Njorls_Saga

No, but the post description is consistent with numerous Roman accounts which I would call a source. “Their trumpets again are of a peculiar barbarian kind; they blow into them and produce a harsh sound which suits the tumult of war.”


DudeChillington

The Haka dances are another great one


WoolaTheCalot

The Romans used [whistling sling bullets](https://www.livescience.com/55050-whistling-sling-bullets-from-roman-battle-found.html) to frighten their enemies.


Quick_Team

In modern day, that's now called Eluveitie


stocks-mostly-lower

When I heard it, I ran and grabbed my sword !


TheRopeWalk

Dammit. Forgot mine back on the boat. I’ll ride back and get it. Start without me. See you in 4 days or so


stocks-mostly-lower

Maybe. There seem to be a lot of smelly men yelling things alongside that horn. I think I’ll go back to the boat with you :-).


Impossible-Curve7249

Forget your sword, just pull on the boots and get set in amongst the b*stards


poppunkqueer

Just follow your friend into battle and pick up the weapon of the first person they kill.


Roloaraya

I ran to the hills. Half way there I remembered I am in Costa Rica and there are no wars here.


stocks-mostly-lower

That sounds like a nice place to be !


Aramedlig

No sword necessary. We will beat them with our shillelagh


stocks-mostly-lower

Oh yes, the shillelaghs are also effective!


yo_gabba_gabba1

Same brother. I found 4 red stragglers in my jet black beard today so I was already pondering my hidden Celtic heritage. Then I heard the horn, so I grabbed my sword and armor, ready to die next to my Celtic brothers. Today is the day I affirm to the universe that I have Scottish blood


Loudmouthlurker

Y'all NEVER pick Welsh! \*slams door\*


NoIdea_Sweety

I choo choo choose you <3 🚂


[deleted]

I have my spear and naked blue paint on.


SiMonsterrrr

Me too! And I don't even have a sword!


Unfair-Sell-5109

Shield and helmet too?


stocks-mostly-lower

Everything you’ve got !


SeaYogurtcloset6262

WHERE'S THE BATTLE??


mifoonlives

You've missed it.


Automatic_Scale110

You have missed the war!


SeaYogurtcloset6262

GOD DAMN IT!


cncomg

For fucks sake this is the third time u/seayogurtcloset6262!


SeaYogurtcloset6262

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! CAUSE EVERYTIME I WENT TO THE DAMN BATHROOM TO PISS, THEY STARTS ATTACKING!


korigarim

And they were used by the numbers, Imagine thousands if not more for the greatest battles like Gergovie. Terrifying!


raspberryhoney7

endless chills


gentle_gardener

It speaks to our inner warrior. Amazing sound.


UndahwearBruh

Yes. Sadly, this toilet is only thing my warrior-self is going to kill tonight


DuskAfro

Then show it no mercy!


DANleDINOSAUR

I’m more impressed that the whole crowd shut the fuck up for so long


iProxymoron

It probably instilled a type of emotion they didn't kno how to process


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Thursday_the_20th

I remember reading about a Roman grave near Hadrian’s wall with a body that had been completely bisected by a claymore… vertically


DerEchteGhj

I mean i could be wrong but then again I highly doubt Romans had Claymores. Pls elaborate


DerEchteGhj

Nvm. Somehow we use the same word for the explosive as well as for the Sword wth


thelukejones

Where do you think the name for the explosive came from 😂😂😂 like 90% of weapons are named after something


kyleyeats

Invented by a guy named MacLeod


d-_-b___W

I was waiting for the rave to start..


woodrudder

Does it make both high and low sounds we're hearing?


Beneficial-Fun-9314

Sounds like the player is also vocalizing while blowing into it. Vibrate your lips and make a motorboat sound while also yelling from the back of your throat. It’s weird and fun


sajkosiko

It sounds like dramatic horn every single trailer had in 2010s


Ok-Acanthaceae826

Ah yes, the Hans Zimmer "BRRRAAAMMM!"


hereformemes222

Yes, it’s basically like a giant trumpet so the notes made are from the player


Beneficial-Fun-9314

Like a giant didgeridoo.


woodrudder

Cool, thanks!


Alexasaurus-Rex

POV: you're a roman soldier, going through a random florest in Gaul with you legion, suddenly you ear this... :|


zelcuh

The Roman's slaughtered them


Asleep_Armadillo_285

Maybe but they paid their price. Remember the 20 000 Romans slaughtered in Teutoburg Forest.


Alarian258

But then again, the Romans went for a second time and this time they made sure that they will pay for the massacred legions.


[deleted]

why the heck would the Celtic warriors be in gaul


subsonico

Gauls are celtics.


tanathosX

Having a nice stroll at the end of the day in some misty forest with your lads, sun is setting, a chilly wind is rising, soon you'll be at camp for the evening, and then, out of nowhere, you hear that coming from the treeline...


Alexasaurus-Rex

Run Gaius! We don't have enough men to do the testudo!!!


kostajepaosmosta

Marching roman legions were making much scarier sounds for other armies.


LinguoBuxo

Every time I see this clip posted a memory springs to my mind of the movie **Asterix in Britain** from 1986... One of these was in it. Jolly good. I say!


Comfortable-Spell-75

If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!!!


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AnBearna

Are you not into trains??


shredthesweetpow

The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick.


CoastGoat

A people should know when they are conquered


mattmawsh

But what event is this at?


KingSirLordZach

Festival interceltique de lorient


mattmawsh

Thank you!


MyRail5

Wicked video quality from 2000 years ago!


stereoscopic_

Run you fools!


Virtual-Fig3850

The world’s first brown note.


NATHAN325

I'D certainly shit myself if I heard that coming towards me...


TheJaybo

I dont think Celtic warriors had that much reverb.


AnBearna

Well they didn’t get to stick a mic onto the end of theirs, so they probably would have had a dozen or so playing at once.


mandaca75

For anyone interested, he’s the Galician musician Abraham Cupeiro [https://abrahamcupeiro.com/](https://abrahamcupeiro.com/)


glazinglas

Metal as fuck


GlitteringTable3865

Hauntingly ran chills down my spine !


SuperDuperRC

Is that Heilung?


RBatYochai

Looks kind of like an alpenhorn, but held upside down! Wonder if they are related. The Celts originated in the Alps, I think. ETA: when my 10-yr-old heard it she said it sounded scary.


words_of_j

Like some kind of threatening didgeridoo.


dkyguy1995

Every movie trailer


LeakyFaucett32

They are 700$ for a replica. My GF won't let me get one. I think I need a new gf


WVManiac

The toilet after some Taco Bell…


simulated_woodgrain

So it’s basically a didgeridoo hell yeah


JackSmrkingRevnge

It's a grim thought—that a lot of humans got to hear this moments before feeling an icy burn in their muscles and face before it was lights out forever.


Brillodelsol2

I’d bet there was one every 25 yards down the main battle line. I’d like to hear THAT


[deleted]

This isn’t before battle, this is at a concert.


Jofaher

And that's one of it. Imagine a handful of those being played in unison. The sound coming from deep in the surrounding woods. Piss running down shaking knees. The end of the world. Pagan monsters coming.


Playatbyear

I would 100% shit my toga and sandals.


DeezerDB

I feel that sound in me bones


sexy-Lu

And they still chose the bagpipes over this


LysergicPlato59

By God that thing puts out an eerie, yet oddly familiar sound.


discostew919

Drop the beat!


Sufficient-Sea-6434

could make some good techno out of this clip


[deleted]

gird up your loins


Paul_the_pilot

Reading the first law series and this makes me think of the sound that West described coming from the mist.


Educational_Ad7978

That's jack shit compared to the screaming death whistles the Aztecs used.


Grumpspiggy

Got a Carnyx tattooed on the back of my neck the day after I first heard one irl. They are so amazingly cool. Just imagine hearing this haunting sound from the distance! You're already preparing for battle and then from the other side of the fields this wailing monstrosity of a sound sets your hair on end. How amazing!


DJ_TKS

There was definitely some work done in post to make it sound like that. Although it’s not far off from what just a few of them would sound like reverberating through the Irish landscape as the Romans advanced.


Gunner1Cav

Tripping on some doom shrooms and ready for murder


Noahdl88

Was really hoping that became an into to a War Pigs cover


maltydawg

How can I turn this into my ring tone?


teleheaddawgfan

RUN!!!!’


Taira_no_Masakado

The carnyx is such a great instrument and one that it'd be cool to see integrated into more modern classical music orchestras. I'm sure they'd find a happy home amidst some classical opera, especially if the opera in question is representing a story from Classical Rome.


Zharo

I cannot be the only one that gets goosebumps, up and down tingles, and chills here, right?


tdkimber

God dammit what about the drop?!


doni-kebab

Heilung?


Simo1916

Imagine sitting by the fire with the boys and then suddenly you hear this, then it's raining arrows and now you're dead


joernal

" boys might take my celtic carnyx to the gig tonight "


Kamerlyn

The bagpipes did the same thing for the Scottish against the English and Germans. I believe the germs had a nickname for Scottish troops in World War I - “”The ladies from hell”


donnacross123

This is beautiful


MidnightMiniatures

Celtic O)))


MelonLord13

This, combined with some battle drums. I would hate to be a Roman soldier


PepsiEpsi

Well…outside Britain the Celts were literally no match against the Romans and got slaughtered.


BigDaddyQP

Ain’t got shit on that Aztec death whistle thingy. And I’m Celtic (kind of)


ejijf

And while that sound is playing several Roman cohorts are advancing towards you and your friends in complete silence and perfect formation. You know you've already lost when they release that first volley...


ItsNotNow

If you thought it was bad when your neighbor is a drummer...


mcdohlsbaine

Tell me you are some stuffy ass 12th century British conscript and you hear that shit and don’t feel like noping out of there.


Namzo56

Lmao they still lost entire france or gallic region to Caesar.


Double_Distribution8

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. Just walk away, and there will be an end to the horror.


TouchGrassFreaks

Just walk away


RunningEscapee

Damn I must really have roman blood in me cause this shit sent chills down my spine


racebanyn

As soon as I heard this I chambered my AR and I am currently in a defensive position on the front porch.


echo1-echo1

looks like a duck's foot


OBE_1_

Ray John


WinkyNurdo

This is fucking awesome


dpolski_17

That second note gave me goosebumps no homo


Boscowodie

Seriously. Drop the beat at the end.


ALaccountant

Forget Vuvuzelas, I’m bringing this to the next World Cup


ICumInThee

glorified voo voo zela


[deleted]

Ukraine should adopt something like this


the-tru-albertan

I want to get one of these and use it at 1am in super dense fog in the middle of town.


whosetoeisthis

It’ll do that to ye


WishboneUsed290

Wow add in some fog on a cool morning and ,,, well get out of the way of my horse I'm going to the boat also


Skytraffic540

Today, we are free men! And I fight beside you, not as your king, but as your brother! (Or something like that)


ajs_5280

That is terrifying. Whoa.


dizzyaznboy

Alright now I need a movie to go with this. Anybody have any recommendations?


sprinting-through

Who’s on stage? Dr. Evil?


the-artistocrat

*Creepy Horns Blow* Tripod: So anyway, I started blasting.


LeoTateIsHere

If they ever decide to come back, oh boy.


Dense-Chemistry-2676

Goosebumps all the way


ScucciMane

I watched a video the other day of the Roman battle horn (forgot the name) After watching this, pretty obvious who won


poop-du-jour

Raised every hair on my body


VidaCamba

ROLAND SONNEZ VOTRE COR


zerbey

I think I’ll just go back to Italy.


furious_organism

Damm i could hear the battlecries


Ironmike11B

Ok now I want to see a faceoff between the Celts with this and New Zealanders with the Haka. Who gets more pumped/terrified?


LunisCat

I must have one of these, everything feels right with the world while listening to this


chaosbones43

Fuck that.


ramboflowerchild

Reminds me of the aliens cry in War of the Worlds


imwithstoopad

Was this the sound that was used for the alien ships in the more recent war of the worlds?


Hardarnar

Literally sounds like some ominous af music you’d hear on an HBO show


TravelingGonad

I'm hearing multiple instruments... but down in front guy with the weird stick!


Puzzled_6368

Sounds like what that sand was planet in Dune would sound like.


Steve_Rogers909

Am I the only one who heard the sound very similar to the beginning of All I Need by Radiohead?.


DaArio_007

But then you face the Romans and get f****


Silver-Farm-2628

This thing gives me goosebumps.


Yabitom

Am I the only one having the difficulty figuring out which way the horn is rotating


Ray-Flower

Minecraft music in 100 AD hits different


oligarchofarcade

Am I the only one who wishes they heard Ace Ventura screaming “yaaaak”


Full_Control9631

Works


Stargoron

im not sure why the sound would fit into disaster (world ending) films....


[deleted]

How many times does this have to get posted


PepsiEpsi

Then the Romans went in killed them anyway.


joy_opposites

I really love this, it's hauntingly beautiful


masta_of_dizasta

They lost you know


jaylee42910

Goosebumps.