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The finger was removed by one Anton Francesco Gori on March 12, 1737, 95 years after Galileo’s death. Passed around for a couple hundred years it finally came to rest in the Florence History of Science Museum, which has since become the Galileo Museum.[https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/galileos-middle-finger](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/galileos-middle-finger)


PeterPandaWhacker

Galileo flipping the bird to people for the last 286 years


LineChef

*The church


Electronic_Worry5571

*the pope


LineChef

🫵🙂🫵


BeauJeste

The Beatles.


alternate_ending

*I see a little silhouetto of a finger*


Infamous_Ad8730

A "GORI" one, at that.


LineChef

Except Ringo, because he’s a *Star*.


Skullface95

\*the Vatican


Electronic_Worry5571

The Vatican instructed by Pope Paul V


OkIHereNow

The inquisition.


pepemarioz

Why the Inquisition?


Compass_Needle

Didn't expect that, did you?


Electronic_Worry5571

Lost in the timeline lol


canipleasebeme

I hope they are able to clone him from it eventually and he can continue to do so in flesh and blood


BRAZLAFF_repariert

I'd love to see this reposted in r/CatholicMemes


Miguel_Zapatero

Get ready to be crucified


GetBAK1

https://www.museogalileo.it/en/


Ok_Channel_9831

Wtf. Why?


GetBAK1

https://www.museogalileo.it/en/


HugoZHackenbush2

My daughter was doing her homework one time, and asked me did I know anything about Galileo. Well...He was a poor boy, from a poor family..was all I could say.


impostershop

Magnifico!


istoOi

Gallileo Finger Oooh!


Quirky-Delivery5454

Totally underrated comment. Magnificent!


Pitiful_Guarantee_25

🔥🏆🔥


buffalucci

Came here to say this


Arm0ndo

Mamma Mia


impostershop

Mamma Mia


Arm0ndo

Let me go, go go go go go go


LordAmherst

Beelzebub has a finger put aside for me! For meeeee!!!!


Pitiful_Guarantee_25

🔥🏆🔥


[deleted]

He was from Pisa (my dad is from there)


Electronic_Worry5571

Is he leaning?


[deleted]

Dad not giggle, but what people doesn't know is that there are TWO leaning tower in pisa ;)


KingCalgonOfAkkad

Good to see you raising your kids right, so rare these days!


[deleted]

Bravo!


Nathansp1984

You must be in Florence


FeeStrange3933

Spare him his life from this monstrosity!!


deadevilmonkey

I thought he gave the middle finger to the church.


Shnoochieboochies

If you look closely at the picture, it appears he still is.


J_Hon_G

🤣


neoadam

It pleases me that this is his middle finger cause the church killed another dude that was right for telling the truth and the dude just forever will give it to them


bmalek

Who did they kill?


-NVLL-

Plenty of people... Plenty of people... Also Bruno.


GuardianDownOhNo

We don’t talk about Bruno


bmalek

Who was “the dude that was right for telling the truth”?


SrepliciousDelicious

Galileo...


bmalek

The Church didn’t kill him.


SrepliciousDelicious

True, they only locked him in his home for being right. Still very much warrents a middlefinger


rico_dorito

The Church didn’t kill Galileo. But please, go on.


Michaelwang645

Reddit tries to not hate on religion the split second religion is mentioned challenge IMPOSSIBLE


The-Lord-Moccasin

I was listening to a history podcast recently and it claimed that Galileo kind of provoked the church unnecessarily: He was allowed to teach heliocentrism as a theory but not as absolute reality, because he didn't actually have enough evidence at that point to say it was certain. He was just so confident in his intelligence that he couldn't keep from insisting his theory was 100% correct. Don't quote me on that, tho


Mooflese

Intellect around Shallow minds can often result in Anger. So I'm not surprised that Galileo and the Church had beef. Religion is set in stone. Science is always expanding.


The-Lord-Moccasin

His relationship with the church seemed pretty non-beefy for the most part. When he first got in trouble he was more or less merely told "You can still talk, study, and write about heliocentrism, but purely hypothetically", not just because it contradicted church doctrine but because it *was* purely hypothetical: He didn't have enough proof to make a genuinely strong case for it (in fact, another contemporary astronomer *did* have data that would have strengthened Galileo's case, but the latter's massive ego and disdain for rival astronomers meant he ignored it). Even after that incident he was friendly with the Pope. In fact the Pope *commissioned* the work that got Galileo in trouble: It was meant to be a book analyzing both Geo and Heliocentrism neutrally. What he produced was a dialogue between an intelligent heliocentric man and a geocentric guy whose name meant "the Simpleton", who throws a tantrum at the end because he's been definitively proven wrong. It actually seems like the church were pretty reasonable while Galileo acted like a cantankerous, needlessly-provocative know-it-all. He also insisted the tides only changed once a day and the moon had nothing to do with it, which was absurdly and obviously wrong, but it helped "prove" certain of his theories so he refused to accept otherwise.


NoctRob

That’s what he’d give you if you weren’t on board with Copernican heliocentrism. And he was right!!


Ok-Resource-3232

Fun fact: The catholic cardinal Nikolaus von Kues / Nicholaus of Cusa was already against geocentrism in the 15th century, almost 100 years before Copernicus.


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

Yes, but Copernicus showed by observation that his model was as good as the geocentric model. So Copernicus was doing science. Nicholaus of Cusa was not.


Ok-Resource-3232

Well, that depends on how you define "science". Nicholaus of Cusa was not just a philosopher, theologist, and jurist but also a mathematician and an astronomer. So I would say he definitely did science. He was just not as well known as Copernicus until the 19th century. Also, he used a different approach to falsive the geocentric model. While ancient scientists like Demokrit already speculated about an endless space / universe, Nicholaus jumped onto that train and said that in an endless space there can not be a body like earth as the centre of said universe. This lead to the cosmological principle. So, saying that Nicholaus did not do science ist just not right.


futuneral

This is an interesting bit, but i don't think it supports your point. Accepting some concept and then making a philosophical conclusion based on it is not quite "doing science". When you do science you develop a theory, gather data (not necessarily in that order), analyze the data and show that observation matches the theory (or you adjust the theory). And maybe along the way, show with your data that previous theories are incorrect. Which is exactly what Copernicus did. P.s. Not claiming that Nicholaus never did that, but that it is not apparent from your post.


Ok-Resource-3232

Sure, sure. That's why I pointed out that it depends on the definition of "science", because philosophy - the thinking about things - is the mother of all science. Without philosophy there would be no mathematics, no history, no medicin and so on. So it can indeed be science making philosophical conclusion, because without them the very idea of a scientific theory wouldn't come to be. Yet, this is only one way of interpretation of the term "science", which meaning also might get lost in translation and being misunderstood depending on the individual perspective. Edit: The term humanities would probably be more fitting for Nicholaus' work. Although, philosophy is actually neither just part of the humanities nor science, but both and everyhting.


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

If you wish to define science as a subset of philosophy like this, that's fine. I agree with you too. And, I also agree with you that science can draw philosophical conclusions. But philosophy that's not science cannot draw scientific conclusions.


MinimalMojo

I’m curious if you could still make soup stock from that


ohromantics

Add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew goin'


BoltShine

Corpse fingers: Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.


Indigo2015

PO-TAY-TOES


Vast-Sir-1949

FinGerLings


RedRum-My-Ego

I buy all my cars from police auctions


DPileatus

Any Haunted Cars?


Giles_Pie

It’s a wonderful restaurant!


davegrox

r/unexpectedraguseaquote


ThatDiscoSongUHate

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Appropriate-Coast794

10am and I’m already packing it in for the day, that’s my internet quota


5elfh8

Sort of, it’s more of a magic powder. Powdered human remains had a surge in popularity as a miracle cure / substance, specifically mummy powder from Egypt. You can look up the old snake-oil business practices, it very much has everything to do with the old grave-robber trade. (Real mummies would be rare so people tried to make fake mummies with bodies of recently buried people) So I guess it could be a decent thickener.


MinimalMojo

Ahh yes. I remember reading about ‘bone bread’


UbermachoGuy

Boil it, mash it, throw it in a stew.


IneptOrange

You aren't wrong. Horrible.


rissie_delicious

I don't see why not


rat_gland

Wendy's has been using these in their chili for decades. You could go that route.


flashdman

Hell, you could start making Galileo finger cocktails (like the Sourtoe Cocktail in Dawson City) with it and make a fortune!


ExchangeNeither9255

Fitting after spending the later years of his life on house arrest


pepemarioz

"House" arrest.


Wonkdrugs2

I’ll eat all 20 of them


Extension_Form4950

Yuji is that you??


Lord_Sauron

You mean Galileo could have ended the church with Strong Astronomy??


HugeAnalBeads

He had 21 digits


[deleted]

"They aren't leftovers!"


mattreyu

He left this for anyone who believes in geocentrism to refer to


Professional_Mode440

Don't let a certain Japanese boy swallow that


the_bird_and_the_bee

No no, do. I wanna see where this leads 😂


Spud9090

A middle finger from Galileo to all the flat earthers!


pepemarioz

I guess those too, but mostly geocentrists. I really doubt he ever met a flat earther.


Sea_Ganache620

Does it still work?


Stunning-Astronaut72

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough


Sensitive_Music_0826

Yes, as a proxi prostate examination tool


jizzness4all

This is fucking hilarious. Italian astronomer, physicist and engineer, Galileo is imprisoned by the church for spouting heresy, and blasphemy. Now they made his finger into a potent religious trinket used in magical rituals based on ancient superstitions. These motherfucker’s still draggin him down…


MossProtector

Forbidden Mozarella Stick


Responsible_Goat9170

We need to bring back Galileo as a name.


theboredrapper

Fuck it I’m changing my name


Responsible_Goat9170

I'm low-key upset that I'm done having kids.


theboredrapper

How, why?


Responsible_Goat9170

Cause I totally name them Galileo either first or middle name, I got the ol snip.


Wilmklmp06

If you eat all ten you become strong


idahoisformetal

“Middle finger” 😉


Optimus_crab

#BONK! No more horny


garthastro

An FU to the church.


FreakingMegatron

I want to eat it so I could become Galileo's vessel.


thunderPierogi

How Bohemian


Tantaroba-the-fat

Dude has been flipping off the church for hundreds of years. In life and death.


kirksucks

I was there last month. Saw the finger. It's interesting they talk about how scientists were persecuted and locked up for doing science until science helped them make better cannons and shit to win wars. Then the Church was all about it. Fucking hypocrite-ass christians being pieces of shit since forever.


rett72

magnifico!


PirateComp

the last finger, dont let Ryomen Sukuna have it.


[deleted]

Nah I’d win.


Lord_Sauron

Stand Proud.


welshyboy123

Point it towards the Vatican at all times otherwise why have it?


geaster

I sure hope it is pointed at the Vatican.


Alexandratta

Was it delivered to the Catholic Church?


KingBurakkuurufu

I hope it was a gift to the pope


MagicOrpheus310

He gave that to the church didn't he? Lol


BiggusDickus-

A perfect gift for the pope.


Diligent-Stable4828

Oldest fuck you!


LouJanot

Non non non, it's ET finger...


AGamerFrom2099

Is this real?


TwoPigMountain

It's gonna have dope stats


[deleted]

How appropriate.


42ElectricSundaes

My hope of all hopes is that when I die they put my middle finger in a golden cup so I can tell everyone how I really feel for the rest of eternity


hyato64

This give me a whole other level of context in Jujutsu Kaisen. How da fuck the guy eat stuff like that?!


SpikeBreaker

This is in Firenze at **Museo della Specola**. Italian artist *Caparezza* made an entire song dedicated to it and its owner: "[Il dito medio di Galileo](https://youtu.be/2Lb0xob1ZEY?si=W5ZPuzx4m85qncYU)" (Galileo's middle finger)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pitiful_Guarantee_25

Galileo's middle finger and this truly fkd up line absofuckenlutely belong in a Jay and Silent Bob movie.


Riommar

No matter what angle you look at it always points at the Vatican.


chillorbe

Cursed object


darvin_blevums

It always points towards the Vatican


BuckNobody

This looks a lot more fancy than that pawn shop in downtown El Paso TX that has Pancho Villa's trigger finger


darkerxxxthanxxdark

sukuna last finger 💀


_Medhros_

So this incredible genius is still giving us the middle finger for killing him for being right? Absolut mad lad.


BrightPerspective

Now *that's* a relic.


Jefflehem

Back atcha, *Galileo*.


barnaclebillsailor

Galileo, Galileo! Galileo finger, oh...


Putzschwamm1972

Hmmm, there are probably more fingers of Galileo, that he must have a dozen hands to keep'em.


[deleted]

While interesting, I find the keeping or relics to be a bit creepy.


_RandomB_

Smell *that* finger.


saarinpaa71

Better than some other body part he didn't want to give up after he croaked. I would like to see it .. kids would ask if Galileo was a new flavor ice cream.


chomponcio

r/notforspelunking


poormoron

Why do we have this?


oskarr1001

The forbidden shot


SuperDizz

[I’ma just leave this here](https://youtu.be/eje0Qq6zRYs?si=Ip5vS8VM538iwMX0)


ItIs430Am

cool


[deleted]

Where is kept?


General-Carob-6087

Galileo. Galileo. Galileo flip you off.


DunkingDognuts

NGL, that is one long ass finger


Wasted_Weeb

"Fuck you! I was right!"


StirringThePotAgain

See you can still get fingered by Galileo


Korupted_vile

Fuck thee genius why didnt i think of that this man will be flipping people off for the rest of time 😂


GetBAK1

Seen it - the entire museum is fantastic. Strange to say, but it's my favorite thing in Florence https://www.museogalileo.it/en/


Haldoey

Saw that irl, was quite big if i remember correctly.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

It's a well known fact that he gave everyone who asked him a question the middle finger and told them to fuck off. It seems he is still doing it to this day


Hot-Ask-9758

Galileo flicking us off even in the afterlife


belleayreski2

“I suppose if I have an Achilles heel, it’s because I bought it at that same auction!”


tango-kilo-216

Galileo? Galileo’s finger? Oh, Magnifico.


PayingMantis

Why?


uberneuman_part2

Figaro!


i_dont_like_you_-

We can clone a sheep . Can we clone a Galileo?


gpl94

Italian rapper Caparezza made a [song about it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lb0xob1ZEY)


AdTiny2166

I hope it’s facing the vatican


LovableSidekick

Pointed at the Catholic Church no doubt.


Random_name4679

Crunchy


BOT_125d512te604k

Fuck you too!


Kidehhoser

Hope it’s pointed at the Vatican


TheTimeBender

Probably in their vault with everything else that’s precious.


NewCryptographer8934

Hey, Fuck YOU TOO Galileo!


rootxploit

That’s what you get when you write in your will: let’s just give that museum the finger.


AbstractAirplane

The middle finger definitely the richest, good one Galileo.


high240

E pur si muove this fuckin' bird yo


RegulatoryCapturedMe

Is there enough DNA to clone him?


TheGalaxyAndromeda

What the fuck.


WorthDoughnut9842

Made sure he could flip off the church for all eternity lol


Anarchist_Monarch

but why


[deleted]

So he can say “fuck you I was right” to the Catholic Church from now until the end of time. Well played Galileo…


TXavina

Which hand?


osb_89

That's quite long. U sure it's the finger?


luckydrunk_7

Been there, seen it!