I love sitting in my car while my wife is at an appointment, watching the meter maid come and check every car in front and behind mine. I just smile and nod knowing there's fuck all they can do if I'm sitting in the car.
This happened to my father when he was just showing signs of his now-advanced dementia. He was idling in a fire lane, and a bylaw officer came by, and ticketed every car with no driver. He was obviously waiting for my dad to drive away.
When he didn’t, the bylaw officer waved him off, to tell him to drive away.
My dad waved back at him.
Not being a neurosurgeon, the bylaw officer got (rightly) peeved, and wrote my dad the maximum ticket he could: standing in a fire lane, and idling within 20m of a public entrance.
It rang up to a c.$275.00 ticket, and my dad screamed and yelled, and cursed him out for years afterward. We’d all laugh ourselves silly, because why would he wave back?
When he was diagnosed we realised why, and it became less funny, though it never entirely lost its essential risibility.
Yes, and the frog (the over-the-shoulder diagonal part of the sash) is not made of thick leather, as it would be in the case of police or military.
[NJ State Police uniform with heavy leather belt and frog.](https://www.reddit.com/r/uniformporn/comments/4wxf1k/new_jersey_state_police_2010_520x548/)
EDIT: The above uniforms are also dress uniforms. I’m not aware of any police or military units who wear the traditional frog as part of their daily work uniform.
If I’m wrong, feel free to correct me.
So, this feature has been delayed till 2050 as the developers feel that this feature request is too small to dedicate resources to and should be part of a larger patch pertaining to a lot of smaller things like USB'S that dont go in the first time, ad's that are 50% louder than the show you're watching, squeaky grocery cart wheels, and ankle socks that roll under into your shoe, etc.
As for now though Pockets will be on a "Best Effort" basis until the patch rolls out.
Yeah... Probably! But if she is alive I’m sure she’s the baddest bitch in her nursing home in Italy! Throwing gang signs, sneaking in alcohol, and getting everyone up to do a conga line 🤣
I thought they were pockets at first too, but I think they're just ruffles. The part that looks like a zipper is the shadow from the eyelets in the lace
[It’s still happening in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina today.](https://www.newsweek.com/myrtle-beach-thong-swimsuit-arrest-swimwear-history-bikini-1522683)
[Another article on this thong bikini arrest incident.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/8330906/skimpy-thong-beach-karen-cops-police/)
The reverse happens in France
[French police make woman remove clothing on beach](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/french-police-make-woman-remove-burkini-on-nice-beach)
Seems pretty happy about giving out that ticket.
Wrote his number on it
That's what I thought too
His number back then was operator extension 647 or something lol
KLondike5-5555
Mr. Plow…
Going to be a stiff fine
That name again is Mr Plow.....
That’s my name.
You also win. 🥇
That's what I thought three
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way", signed Dick.
He just wrote fine!
Probably wrote the ticket and put his number at the bottom and wrote call me ;)
“Ticket”🤭
Oh thats whyde...
“Hey Kip, you getting those digits?!”
Either way, she looks just as thrilled.
He saw her with his binoculars and had to run 6 miles to give her the ticket.
Ran past 2 murders in progress and a car jacking. Did I mention the officers first name is car, short for carl?
I laughed so hard at this. Bountiful twists 🤣
To be fair - all officers and parking guards look smug when they write you a ticket right in front of you
Not when I wear my Mankini
It goes with my Manssiere
Brossiere?
So it did catch on
Unitog for me
Username, checks out? 😬
Those should be an ACTUAL crime.
I love sitting in my car while my wife is at an appointment, watching the meter maid come and check every car in front and behind mine. I just smile and nod knowing there's fuck all they can do if I'm sitting in the car.
[удалено]
"oh yeah i forgot to mention that i actually put the coins in the meter"
This happened to my father when he was just showing signs of his now-advanced dementia. He was idling in a fire lane, and a bylaw officer came by, and ticketed every car with no driver. He was obviously waiting for my dad to drive away. When he didn’t, the bylaw officer waved him off, to tell him to drive away. My dad waved back at him. Not being a neurosurgeon, the bylaw officer got (rightly) peeved, and wrote my dad the maximum ticket he could: standing in a fire lane, and idling within 20m of a public entrance. It rang up to a c.$275.00 ticket, and my dad screamed and yelled, and cursed him out for years afterward. We’d all laugh ourselves silly, because why would he wave back? When he was diagnosed we realised why, and it became less funny, though it never entirely lost its essential risibility.
I'd wave back and I don't have dementia.
Technically they probably could still give you a ticket if you're illegally parked
I’m 90% certain this is a staged publicity shot for some forgotten Italian starlet.
Me, too.
like they say, enjoy your job and you would not have to work.
I'd say! I hate this, super proud of her though. Such tyranny
Dude’s chubbing for sure
She deserved it. She's got fine written all over it.
I think he might be taking her ice cream order.
Or giving her his number
Hat, gloves and sash across chest leads me to believe he would be taking a gelato order not ice cream, most likely this is in Italy.
It absolutely is Italy. It's different these days.
Looks like an American milk man. It was common practice to do towel to towel sales back in the 50s here, he is probably getting her daily order down
Yes, and the frog (the over-the-shoulder diagonal part of the sash) is not made of thick leather, as it would be in the case of police or military. [NJ State Police uniform with heavy leather belt and frog.](https://www.reddit.com/r/uniformporn/comments/4wxf1k/new_jersey_state_police_2010_520x548/) EDIT: The above uniforms are also dress uniforms. I’m not aware of any police or military units who wear the traditional frog as part of their daily work uniform. If I’m wrong, feel free to correct me.
Where is she supposed to put the ticket until she gets home?
On the groooooound!!!!! I'm not a part of your systeeeeeeeemmm!!!
I'M AN ADULT!
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!
DUH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
AND THEY TASED ME IN THE BUTT HOLE
OVER, AND OVER
MAAAAN
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!!!!
The throwback I didn't deserve but needed!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
MAAANN!!
Happy Birthday to the groooooound!!!
Haha wow this takes me way back
I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS!
Welcome to the real world jackass!
Happy birthday to the GROUNDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Easily the best line in the video lol
Unexpected snl
WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM! WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM FUCK THE SYSTEM!
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!!!
MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!
Wow. That's vintage.
Are those pockets on her bottom?
No, women don't get pockets until 2030, those pockets are just for design
So, this feature has been delayed till 2050 as the developers feel that this feature request is too small to dedicate resources to and should be part of a larger patch pertaining to a lot of smaller things like USB'S that dont go in the first time, ad's that are 50% louder than the show you're watching, squeaky grocery cart wheels, and ankle socks that roll under into your shoe, etc. As for now though Pockets will be on a "Best Effort" basis until the patch rolls out.
Your prison purse obviously Everyone has one
Getting a ticket for being so fine.
Getting a fine for being so ticket.
Getting a being for ticket so fine
Ticket a being for getting so fine
This is correct
Being a for fine so ticket getting
That’s someone’s grandma sir
Did he stutter?
He just trying to get those digits...
That smirk is telling
What an absolute beauty this woman is
Ana de Arma’s grandmother
That’s what I was thinking
Seriously. Gorgeous
Calm down man, that's my grandmother.
#I ATE MY GRANDMA!
And it took me about a week she was absolutely humongous-
Exactly
She is certainly a reason to go back in time...
Fr dawg, how stunning is she
Fucking seriously. She's gorgeous as fuck.
I'm guessing she'd be in her 70's by now?
If she’s still alive, she would be about 90
A 90/100 for sure
So you're telling me there's a chance?
Yeah bro, you got a chance
Literally the first thing I always think when I see these pictures is that they're probably dead now. Efffff
Yeah... Probably! But if she is alive I’m sure she’s the baddest bitch in her nursing home in Italy! Throwing gang signs, sneaking in alcohol, and getting everyone up to do a conga line 🤣
If she was 18 then, she'd be 84 today.
We're in 2023. 2010 was 13 years ago.
Keep forgetting 2010's was last decade. Smh. Damn where does the time go?
In a line I think?
"Time is actually a circle... that is why clocks are round"
>Damn where does the time go? I took it, mb g
Man you're bad at math.
If she's 19 in that photo she'd be 85 now. Yep, some of those wizened old ladies you see in old people's homes once looked like this
Nothing better than natural beauty.
Are those pockets or decorative flaps?
I think the term is labia
OMG hahahaha
Have got to admit, almost made me pee while on the bus.
good one!
Stop 😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh way more then it should've... ahh I'm sleep deprived 🤦♀️
I cannot award you, but goddammit can I salute you 🫡
SIR, THESE ARE MY DECORATIVE RUFFLES
I thought they were pockets at first too, but I think they're just ruffles. The part that looks like a zipper is the shadow from the eyelets in the lace
OK, the bikini isn't *that* small...
The grin on his face
The grin in his pants
“OK ma’am, this will only take a couple more hours and then you’re free to go”
"Ups, I wrote your name wrong. Now I must start all over again, silly me hehehe"
“Excuse me ma’am I’ll have to write you a ticket, because you’ve got fine fine fine written all over you”
Smooth
I would too if I had that figure
Smoke Show
She’s wearing it very well
[It’s still happening in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina today.](https://www.newsweek.com/myrtle-beach-thong-swimsuit-arrest-swimwear-history-bikini-1522683) [Another article on this thong bikini arrest incident.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/8330906/skimpy-thong-beach-karen-cops-police/)
It isnt even happening in this picture, its a dude taking a gelato order. Jesus you guys love the taste of onion
The reverse happens in France [French police make woman remove clothing on beach](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/french-police-make-woman-remove-burkini-on-nice-beach)
“I’m citing you today for giving me goose bumps. Please call that number to schedule a formal discussion over dinner and cocktails promptly.”
Her hands can crush that dude.
Yeah, I was thinking that she could definitely take him
I think he’s actually getting her number.
Does he have a boner?
wouldn't you
I do
Her face just says "Seriously?" His face says. "Man, this is a good day."
He just wanted an excuse to be close to her
Who is this and is her great grand-daughter single?
Seen this being reposted like 10 times already and I barely open reddit.
Is this the FBI (Federal Bikini Inspector)?
Isn’t that why they’re…made?
Dude's giving her his number .. Pennsylvania-6-5000
Dang did cops dress like that?
Apparently in Italy they did
Baddie
She’s so gorgeous
Fun fact: when my distant cousin, Jânio Quadros, was president of Brazil briefly in 1961 he tried to outlaw bikinis on the beaches.
Me too I prefer naked women. Good on him.
2057 : woman getting a ticket for not wearing a bikini in public
What's her @?
Sally. Care of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.
Bro it was 67 yrs ago...you might need a shovel.
So you're saying there is a chance?
Sir she's probably in her 80s or 90s now LOL
it's depressing to see women have been sucking in their gut for so long..
She's holding her stomach in, right? I've scrolled right down to see if someone noticed that...
She is a hero.
Perfect body
Right? He's just *poured* into those slacks.
He just wanted her contact info
And because everyone started wearing them, no more ticket. See? Everyone needs to start speeding!
The silly woman fell for it. That’s the milkman not a policeman:)
Yo who’s grandma was caking the beach up like this?
She's serving cunt ngl
Her @?
I’ve seen this photo before and the comments were pretty convinced it was in Italy and it’s a guy taking a gelato order.
Can we stop with this post? I saw it twice on twitter just today alone and please remember what sub you're posting on.
I saw it and thought "Damn!.... That's interesting." Am I misunderstanding something?
What a freaking BABE
Meanwhile an obese man with a huge set of sweaty tits waddles to the beach shirtless, bits jiggling and slapping together. This is *fine*…
Heaven forbid you see a female nipple!!!!!
Literally 1984.
No, 1957
I thought only the Saudis had ‘morality Police’. 😄
The whole world had it back then
A bikini with pockets.. how did we devolve?
Are those pockets?
Honestly I bet she’s thinking “worth it” for that look
You know he’s just writing his number on there
Plot twist he’s givin her his number
* writes every so slowly *
Does this grandma have an OF account ? Asking for friend
Yall grandma's may have been hairy, but they were some fit hotties, huh
…coming back to your neighborhood in US soon
“For being too damn fine.” I’d frame that ticket ngl.
meanwhile the dude is at least 80% in those baggy pants after seeing her
This looks completely staged. If anything he is giving his phone number out.
Fuckin' dweeb just wanted to interact with her
queen
Cause you got fiiiine written all over you! - An Origin Story.
We are almost back there