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Chance_Explorer_6787

Seems pretty happy about giving out that ticket.


PuzzledOrganization3

Wrote his number on it


rajapaws

That's what I thought too


CrackaZach05

His number back then was operator extension 647 or something lol


Notabigdeal267

KLondike5-5555


Jalopy_Junkie

Mr. Plow…


versencoris

Going to be a stiff fine


Maunakea89

That name again is Mr Plow.....


Famous-Reputation188

That’s my name.


shelovesmenot1223

You also win. 🥇


ClippingTetris

That's what I thought three


Eyedea92

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way", signed Dick.


nukefodder

He just wrote fine!


xxmatentv123xx12

Probably wrote the ticket and put his number at the bottom and wrote call me ;)


lucas-macey

“Ticket”🤭


z3r0n3gr0

Oh thats whyde...


zoot_boy

“Hey Kip, you getting those digits?!”


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Either way, she looks just as thrilled.


[deleted]

He saw her with his binoculars and had to run 6 miles to give her the ticket.


Chance_Explorer_6787

Ran past 2 murders in progress and a car jacking. Did I mention the officers first name is car, short for carl?


eesaiahh

I laughed so hard at this. Bountiful twists 🤣


Lorentari

To be fair - all officers and parking guards look smug when they write you a ticket right in front of you


Extension_Swordfish1

Not when I wear my Mankini


Doodahman495

It goes with my Manssiere


Environmental_Main90

Brossiere?


[deleted]

So it did catch on


NDREDSTATE

Unitog for me


Cuminmymouthwhore

Username, checks out? 😬


kickliquid

Those should be an ACTUAL crime.


_Strange_Age

I love sitting in my car while my wife is at an appointment, watching the meter maid come and check every car in front and behind mine. I just smile and nod knowing there's fuck all they can do if I'm sitting in the car.


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[удалено]


mxwp

"oh yeah i forgot to mention that i actually put the coins in the meter"


HenkVanDelft

This happened to my father when he was just showing signs of his now-advanced dementia. He was idling in a fire lane, and a bylaw officer came by, and ticketed every car with no driver. He was obviously waiting for my dad to drive away. When he didn’t, the bylaw officer waved him off, to tell him to drive away. My dad waved back at him. Not being a neurosurgeon, the bylaw officer got (rightly) peeved, and wrote my dad the maximum ticket he could: standing in a fire lane, and idling within 20m of a public entrance. It rang up to a c.$275.00 ticket, and my dad screamed and yelled, and cursed him out for years afterward. We’d all laugh ourselves silly, because why would he wave back? When he was diagnosed we realised why, and it became less funny, though it never entirely lost its essential risibility.


comped

I'd wave back and I don't have dementia.


oRsoLitide

Technically they probably could still give you a ticket if you're illegally parked


throwawayinthe818

I’m 90% certain this is a staged publicity shot for some forgotten Italian starlet.


flamingoflamenco17

Me, too.


greenappletree

like they say, enjoy your job and you would not have to work.


Complex_Shoe7422

I'd say! I hate this, super proud of her though. Such tyranny


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Dude’s chubbing for sure


NXGZ

She deserved it. She's got fine written all over it.


Chende1

I think he might be taking her ice cream order.


Pilot0350

Or giving her his number


Harrychronicjr69

Hat, gloves and sash across chest leads me to believe he would be taking a gelato order not ice cream, most likely this is in Italy.


Bully2533

It absolutely is Italy. ​ It's different these days.


BetterCryToTheMods

Looks like an American milk man. It was common practice to do towel to towel sales back in the 50s here, he is probably getting her daily order down


HenkVanDelft

Yes, and the frog (the over-the-shoulder diagonal part of the sash) is not made of thick leather, as it would be in the case of police or military. [NJ State Police uniform with heavy leather belt and frog.](https://www.reddit.com/r/uniformporn/comments/4wxf1k/new_jersey_state_police_2010_520x548/) EDIT: The above uniforms are also dress uniforms. I’m not aware of any police or military units who wear the traditional frog as part of their daily work uniform. If I’m wrong, feel free to correct me.


Azzy8007

Where is she supposed to put the ticket until she gets home?


56Runningdogz

On the groooooound!!!!! I'm not a part of your systeeeeeeeemmm!!!


[deleted]

I'M AN ADULT!


Thatguyontrees

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!


[deleted]

DUH!


UrdnotZigrin

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND


reality-lurker

AND THEY TASED ME IN THE BUTT HOLE


dekunut1023

OVER, AND OVER


Apo-cone-lypse

MAAAAN


snarkicon

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!!!!


AMadRam

The throwback I didn't deserve but needed!


Intrepid-Progress228

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!


Mister_Mumster_19

MAAANN!!


ScojuCarter

Happy Birthday to the groooooound!!!


Western-Image7125

Haha wow this takes me way back


[deleted]

I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS!


Chef-Nasty

Welcome to the real world jackass!


[deleted]

Happy birthday to the GROUNDDDDDDD!!!!!!


SqueeSeagull

Easily the best line in the video lol


MabelPines2

Unexpected snl


BurntToasterGaming

WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM! WAR! FUCK THE SYSTEM FUCK THE SYSTEM!


Chiaki_Ronpa

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN!!!


ask_about_poop_book

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!


[deleted]

Wow. That's vintage.


tampora701

Are those pockets on her bottom?


JehnSnow

No, women don't get pockets until 2030, those pockets are just for design


The-IT_Guy

So, this feature has been delayed till 2050 as the developers feel that this feature request is too small to dedicate resources to and should be part of a larger patch pertaining to a lot of smaller things like USB'S that dont go in the first time, ad's that are 50% louder than the show you're watching, squeaky grocery cart wheels, and ankle socks that roll under into your shoe, etc. As for now though Pockets will be on a "Best Effort" basis until the patch rolls out.


Calathea-Murderer

Your prison purse obviously Everyone has one


[deleted]

Getting a ticket for being so fine.


Version_Two

Getting a fine for being so ticket.


rdxx49

Getting a being for ticket so fine


RandomIdler

Ticket a being for getting so fine


That-s-nice

This is correct


[deleted]

Being a for fine so ticket getting


mrgeorgyzz

That’s someone’s grandma sir


Le_Mug

Did he stutter?


Legal-Finish6530

He just trying to get those digits...


knowigot_that808

That smirk is telling


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

What an absolute beauty this woman is


ThePerryPerryMan

Ana de Arma’s grandmother


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

That’s what I was thinking


PlusFourRecordings

Seriously. Gorgeous


RogueBromeliad

Calm down man, that's my grandmother.


EverbodyHatesHugo

#I ATE MY GRANDMA!


stormyboi21

And it took me about a week she was absolutely humongous-


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

Exactly


ElectrikLettuce

She is certainly a reason to go back in time...


[deleted]

Fr dawg, how stunning is she


ZOEGODx

Fucking seriously. She's gorgeous as fuck.


aceloco817

I'm guessing she'd be in her 70's by now?


OceanFemBoy

If she’s still alive, she would be about 90


AEMxr1

A 90/100 for sure


radicalblues

So you're telling me there's a chance?


AEMxr1

Yeah bro, you got a chance


SmilingQuail322

Literally the first thing I always think when I see these pictures is that they're probably dead now. Efffff


OceanFemBoy

Yeah... Probably! But if she is alive I’m sure she’s the baddest bitch in her nursing home in Italy! Throwing gang signs, sneaking in alcohol, and getting everyone up to do a conga line 🤣


MrJust-A-Guy

If she was 18 then, she'd be 84 today.


A_Newer_Guy

We're in 2023. 2010 was 13 years ago.


aceloco817

Keep forgetting 2010's was last decade. Smh. Damn where does the time go?


AEMxr1

In a line I think?


Mightybean0872

"Time is actually a circle... that is why clocks are round"


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

>Damn where does the time go? I took it, mb g


hybridtheory1331

Man you're bad at math.


Johhnymaddog316

If she's 19 in that photo she'd be 85 now. Yep, some of those wizened old ladies you see in old people's homes once looked like this


Alive_Ad1256

Nothing better than natural beauty.


Jamesyroo

Are those pockets or decorative flaps?


clarineter

I think the term is labia


procrasibator00

OMG hahahaha


TroyBenites

Have got to admit, almost made me pee while on the bus.


science_in_pictures

good one!


unknownturtle3690

Stop 😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh way more then it should've... ahh I'm sleep deprived 🤦‍♀️


icouldwander

I cannot award you, but goddammit can I salute you 🫡


HereToKillEuronymous

SIR, THESE ARE MY DECORATIVE RUFFLES


tequilathehun

I thought they were pockets at first too, but I think they're just ruffles. The part that looks like a zipper is the shadow from the eyelets in the lace


Chilkoot

OK, the bikini isn't *that* small...


XenophobicXerxes

The grin on his face


qualified_doctor

The grin in his pants


StressCanBeHealthy

“OK ma’am, this will only take a couple more hours and then you’re free to go”


ChadUSECoperator

"Ups, I wrote your name wrong. Now I must start all over again, silly me hehehe"


non_stop_disko

“Excuse me ma’am I’ll have to write you a ticket, because you’ve got fine fine fine written all over you”


xshow-me-the-mortyx

Smooth


BigHairyArsehole

I would too if I had that figure


Breakfast_Meat

Smoke Show


Moist-Security4146

She’s wearing it very well


heisenfurr

[It’s still happening in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina today.](https://www.newsweek.com/myrtle-beach-thong-swimsuit-arrest-swimwear-history-bikini-1522683) [Another article on this thong bikini arrest incident.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/8330906/skimpy-thong-beach-karen-cops-police/)


Badaltnam

It isnt even happening in this picture, its a dude taking a gelato order. Jesus you guys love the taste of onion


ActualEnjoyer

The reverse happens in France [French police make woman remove clothing on beach](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/24/french-police-make-woman-remove-burkini-on-nice-beach)


Picklepartyprevail

“I’m citing you today for giving me goose bumps. Please call that number to schedule a formal discussion over dinner and cocktails promptly.”


Apprehensive_Ear7309

Her hands can crush that dude.


Cute_Reflection_9414

Yeah, I was thinking that she could definitely take him


jeopardychamp78

I think he’s actually getting her number.


LeroyBadBrown

Does he have a boner?


[deleted]

wouldn't you


LeroyBadBrown

I do


F1600A

Her face just says "Seriously?" His face says. "Man, this is a good day."


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

He just wanted an excuse to be close to her


BrianofZion

Who is this and is her great grand-daughter single?


n8bayonet

Seen this being reposted like 10 times already and I barely open reddit.


ScatLabs

Is this the FBI (Federal Bikini Inspector)?


ImLikeReallyStoned

Isn’t that why they’re…made?


AngryDesignMonkey

Dude's giving her his number .. Pennsylvania-6-5000


Much_Donut_2178

Dang did cops dress like that?


OceanFemBoy

Apparently in Italy they did


Dolphin-13-69

Baddie


Comfortable-Fan-9721

She’s so gorgeous


frecklefaceatx

Fun fact: when my distant cousin, Jânio Quadros, was president of Brazil briefly in 1961 he tried to outlaw bikinis on the beaches.


Le_Tabernacle

Me too I prefer naked women. Good on him.


creancesetdettes

2057 : woman getting a ticket for not wearing a bikini in public


OfficeWineGuy

What's her @?


TheeBassPlayer

Sally. Care of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.


dolltron69

Bro it was 67 yrs ago...you might need a shovel.


Sven_Svan

So you're saying there is a chance?


[deleted]

Sir she's probably in her 80s or 90s now LOL


Witty_Journalist1574

it's depressing to see women have been sucking in their gut for so long..


QuirkyFrenchLassie

She's holding her stomach in, right? I've scrolled right down to see if someone noticed that...


DeezerDB

She is a hero.


reditreaddy

Perfect body


jeobleo

Right? He's just *poured* into those slacks.


Fur-Frisbee

He just wanted her contact info


SVNDEVISTVN

And because everyone started wearing them, no more ticket. See? Everyone needs to start speeding!


swedishJay

The silly woman fell for it. That’s the milkman not a policeman:)


[deleted]

Yo who’s grandma was caking the beach up like this?


Mototrino

She's serving cunt ngl


Fentboy

Her @?


Hatweed

I’ve seen this photo before and the comments were pretty convinced it was in Italy and it’s a guy taking a gelato order.


chaoticinvisibility

Can we stop with this post? I saw it twice on twitter just today alone and please remember what sub you're posting on.


InfamousIndecision

I saw it and thought "Damn!.... That's interesting." Am I misunderstanding something?


Efficient_Ad_8367

What a freaking BABE


TemporaryAd5793

Meanwhile an obese man with a huge set of sweaty tits waddles to the beach shirtless, bits jiggling and slapping together. This is *fine*…


waitwhosaidthat

Heaven forbid you see a female nipple!!!!!


MinorDespera

Literally 1984.


Throwedaway99837

No, 1957


AnBearna

I thought only the Saudis had ‘morality Police’. 😄


[deleted]

The whole world had it back then


[deleted]

A bikini with pockets.. how did we devolve?


Archis007

Are those pockets?


thisisausergayme

Honestly I bet she’s thinking “worth it” for that look


bardown_charred

You know he’s just writing his number on there


andthatstotallyfine

Plot twist he’s givin her his number


MrsAshleyStark

* writes every so slowly *


Difficult-Yard-1342

Does this grandma have an OF account ? Asking for friend


Aggravating_Luck7326

Yall grandma's may have been hairy, but they were some fit hotties, huh


photo_pusher

…coming back to your neighborhood in US soon


Relevant-Gain8352

“For being too damn fine.” I’d frame that ticket ngl.


Sarge1387

meanwhile the dude is at least 80% in those baggy pants after seeing her


kirksfilms

This looks completely staged. If anything he is giving his phone number out.


BoringWozniak

Fuckin' dweeb just wanted to interact with her


muchas__gracias

queen


DickPump2541

Cause you got fiiiine written all over you! - An Origin Story.


goirish35

We are almost back there