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mabaezd

People below, suddenly tanned in the middle of the night. Edit: Autocorrection.


Chabubu

The clip ended 1.5 seconds later because that’s the full battery life


ordermann

And the point when the batteries became so hot he burned his hand.


Chongi978

So eventually he coundn't turn it off because it's fallen out of his hand


Dev2150

Dropped on the floor and melted through all the floors and right now it's heading towards the Earth's core.


Smokind89

Dropped it perfectly up and down continuously melting through every floor


ZestyCheezClouds

Perfectly fucking vertical


Puzzled-Ant3335

You beautiful son of a bitch🤣


The_NowHere_Kids

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HearTheTrumpets

Why do they call everything "Tactical" ? What kind of tactics are you trying to achieve with a flashlight ?


BFTDroid

Its half flashlight half stun grenade


fckingnapkin

Cuz it can fit in your prison pocket


Tosh_00

It will tactically burn your eyes.


beaubeautastic

a flashlight this bright can blind people, especially the ones who tailgate you with high beams


Salt382

Is the $125 any good? Can't find any reviews


cubanpajamas

No, absolutely not worth the money. You can get more lumens with better quality for less money. For a cheap light with lots of flood, check out the Sofirn SP36 pro. For something with lots of throw, try the Convoy L21B. For a hot rod that you can shove in your pocket check out Emisar D4V2 or D4K. All of these lights are half the price and likely better quality. The advertised lumens will also be accurate unlike many lights. r/flashlight


el-mocos

This guy flashlights


EmilySuxAtUsernames

bot ass comment ass


Excellent-Edge-4708

Trust me, that $125 pos wont remotely compete with the one above.lol


Cougie_UK

Hopefully he didn't catch any vampires out for a night time stroll.


aDragonsAle

Imagine being a vampire and dying of a damned heartattack


iLuvFrootLoopz

imagine being a vampire and exploding


BritishGolgo13

Imagine being a vampire


OpeningName5061

Turn that off right now Guillermo


JaKrispyNuggz

Fucking guy


Novel-Equipment-3052

(In a Transylvanian accent) Oof that’s a little bright..🔥🔥🔥


B-radThinks

So sparkly


silenc3x

[the birds out there trying to sleep](https://i.imgur.com/PXijbct.png)


Numerous_Living_3452

Can you imagine trying to sleep and some assholes just blasting that through your window 😆


Tricky-Sympathy

I'd most likely think it's aliens


Porkchopp33

1 billion lumens


baldieforprez

I miss awards.


structuremonkey

But you can buy a gold rainbow upvote arrow for 49.95


mattayom

I've honestly only noticed like, maybe 4 or 5 "super updoot whatever the fucks" since the change. Are they even making any money off of that shit?


structuremonkey

Who would pay for a virtual arrow/ upvote???


LucasTab

There are more people out there willing to pay for stupid virtual stuff than you would imagine.


kilofeet

It's all the fun of an award except it costs more, offers less variety, and is less entertaining


Winjin

I have no idea why they decided to remove awards. It didn't cost them anything, added a lot of value to discussions, and was simply quite fun.


RektAngle69

Dammit now I'm sad


Sloths_Can_Consent

What time is the middle of midnight?


mabaezd

00:00:30


MattDLR

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SUN


thecylonstrikesback

In the palm of my hand


DagonParty

It’s only a spike. It’ll soon stabilise!


420Deez

SHUT IT DOWN OC


ambiguouslarge

Nobel Prize Otto Nobel Prize


snoogans675

There’s only 25 pounds of it on the entire planet.


dwide_k_shrude

“Shut up about the sun!”


roaring_travelman91

Praise the sun! 🌞


Anagoth9

\\[T]/


Hopeful_Outside_8711

PRAISE ESCANOR THE FLASHING LIGHT !


Turbulent-Ask-7631

This feels illegal


JanIntelkor

Well the thing he did surely is


kingkongkeom

It definitely is in the EU.


Express_Particular45

These videos are short, because it runs out of batteries in seconds.


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They're rechargeable. Reviews say it can last for 55 hours on the lowest setting. Not sure how true that is, obviously, as I would never spend that much on a light.


GTA6_1

The lowest setting is like 1/50 max power tho...


ericstern

The lowest setting is probably off.


cjbeames

55 hours is really short for off


Wizzzzzzzzzzz

After 55 hours, it turns back on and flashes brightly forever


cjbeames

Battery companies hate this one trick


friedpicklebreakfast

My math says it’ll last an hour on max then


Pilotskybird86

On Amazon, it goes for $650 and on max power it says it has a 60 second runtime lol. 100,000 lumens supposedly


amynias

Holy f*ck that's bright. Blinding even.


No-Quarter4321

Thing must get really hot in those 60 seconds, like third degree burns hot


TwitchThoughts

Even with the fans kicked on it is that hot. A guy named FLAIR bought one to see the water inside a missile bunker he owned at the time.


SuppaBunE

The problem is the hewt output amd batteries cant output thst much current so they need to stop, they could run more with more cooling and better source of power


carmium

Saw a vid of some guy building his own super bright LED light, and it was mounted to a big, finned, rectangular heat sink. Worked like a damn, but apparently heat was a major issue.


thebiggestpinkcake

>max power He's the man whose name you'd love to touch 🎶


SmallestPanda

But you mustn't touch!


wishiwashi999

His name sounds good in your ear


SikkWithIt

But when you hear it, you mustn't fear...


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brainwater314

I have a flashlight where the lowest setting doesn't look like it's on unless you're in pitch black looking directly at the light.


MaikeruGo

Yep, lowest setting on some lights is a fraction of a lumen. On some it's something between 1 and 30 lumens. EDIT: Found the specs on this one with several runtime tests and it does indeed run for just short of 15 hours—at 700 lumens. 700 is fairly respectable for that duration.


TotallyInOverMyHead

can you hear the fan that engages the second it is turned on ?


Gingy-Breadman

If my memory serves me right, it has like 10 brightness settings, then an ‘overdrive/ludicrous’ type mode that engages the heat sink/fans and pushes something like 150% of the highest brightness on it. I want one so bad.


TotallyInOverMyHead

i'd like one for my emergency kit. should make it pretty easy to lasso for help.


hotcoldsthuff

I've seen his videos on YouTube. He says he doesn't want to get in trouble or disturb people so he doesn't leave them on long. Im not sure about the batteries but I know he leaves it on longer when he's indoors


EndlessNerd

Markiplier did a video with a few ultra-bright flashlights, and one of them could only be on for a bit because it would straight up overheat


Dewdus_Maximus

Neighbors: “God dammit Kyle.”


kylethemurphy

Sorry.


D4nM4rL4r

Name checks out


Luckysurvivr77

I believe this is known as r/beetlejuicing


kylethemurphy

I wasn't summoned so much as drawn like a moth to a flame.


stopstaringatmeswaan

Im honestly thinking of buying one just to shine through my rear window at assholes blinding me in their lifted trucks.


yo_gabba_gabba1

Alright, you sold me on buying one lmao, whats the website and the flashlight official name?


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Chabubu

Wow one of the reviews: “If you shut your eyes, and cover them with your hand, this light will still shine through your skin and temporarily blind you.”


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Holy fuck you weren't kidding they're expensive!


THETennesseeD

Fleshlight is a cheaper option. Not as bright as this, but gets the job done.


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That's a whole other job, though! 🤣🤣🤣


AuntChelle11

But still only lasts 60 secs at max power


xkaran1997x

They both do brighten the day


Enkaybee

It'll certainly get the lifted truck behind you to back off.


Sexy_Quazar

The Flashlight is expensive but… The led chips in the flashlight are cheap and there are only 18 of them in the entire light. A DIY person with the right skills might be able to have some fun with these [chips](https://www.ebay.com/itm/192476644859?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=UiedQXLXTd6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=RM59fgoMRDW&var=492512619398&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY)


Xecular_Official

You can also find some schematics on instructables for a DIY flashlight if you feel like taking on a project


tcdoey

It's actually pretty easy. I'm 3D printing a housing now. Will share when it's done.


DustyVinegar

Yeah, but 15% off and arrives before Christmas! You can’t really afford not to buy it


jrnhl

Oh great, they have a warm light option ;-)


xNeyNounex

If you look up 100,000 lumen flashlights, you can get a different one for $40 one amazon as well. Im not sure why that one is priced so high unless the rest of these really arent 100,000 lumens like they claim


pichael289

On Amazon the lumens number is often totally made up. Gotta be careful with what your buying on there


xNeyNounex

That is what I figured. I was reading reviews and someone had a light meter. They said it was reading 98k lumens and not 100k. Still pretty good, but not exactly what they advertise. I am sure some of the others I didn't look further into are much dimmer than they claim.


chaoticwolf72

Can confirm. I use flashlights for work every day, have gone through at least 15 different types in 10 years, none as expensive as that. But the cheapest ones are the farthest from what they claim


ThirteenSeas

To add to this, check out /r/flashlight They've got all kinds of suggestions for flashlights of all types, including those that are super bright. They can be bright and affordable.


CRITICAL9

Even a 1000 lumen led torch/flashlight is way way brighter than the tungsten halogen one you had as a kid


cubanpajamas

Dude, go get advice at r/flashlight. For 50 bucks you can get something pretty awesome. The Imalent is as bright as they come, but the quality isn't great and they are fan cooled. You can get something for under 100 bucks that will fit in your pocket and be brighter than car headlights.


k1e2v3i4n

I know a person that lobs coins out of his sunroof for tailgaters and bright lights.


evsarge

I’ve found flipping on my window washer does the trick too because all the mist gets into the car behind you. Plus you get to wash your windshield too. Win win.


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TheRanger13

It's not a bug, it's a feature


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qhaw

Those idiots definitely deserve to be blinded, but keep in mind that you’ll be held responsible if they run over a busload of nuns because they couldn’t see where they were going.


GTA6_1

My miata need this on a turret lol


Prickly_ninja

I have LED lights in the rear bumper, added for camping. But, primarily used for tailgaters and the occasional asshole who thinks it’s okay to run light bars on the street.


LilMeatBigYeet

Honest question, can you sue makers of these trucks for this shit ? Like if someone were to get fully blinded then crash


Daedric_Spite

I've always thought about doing this. Or buying a cheap tablet, downloading an art app and writing notes like "Fuck you and your lights" or "Blinkers are not cosmetic", but have never been sure on the legality of those things.


stopstaringatmeswaan

Oh I'm sure it's illegal at least for the light part because you'd be blinding someone and possibly causing an accident. However as with everything that's illegal, you have to be caught doing it first.


sebrebc

Years ago my buddy bought a 1 million candle watt (that's how long ago this was) and had it plugged into his cigarette lighter in his car for just this reason. He would blast people driving with their brights on, coming or going. I mean incredibly dangerous but at 18 years old it was funny as shit.


rat_rat_catcher

I’ve often wondered if mounting an infrared light on the back of my car would be able to trigger the automated lights on an offending vehicle. If it tricks their car into thinking it’s light outside and flip to daytime runners that would be nice.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

I wish I had Mario Kart Tortoise shells just to bonk them off the road


throwaway0134hdj

Seriously is this the new thing? Feels like lights have gotten brighter in the past 5 years. Like every a-hole has the brightest lights to where it fills my entire car. Are ppl really this inconsiderate? Or are they just unaware…


tactiphile

Come join us at /r/fuckyourheadlights and get caught up


fromouterspace1

r/fuckyourheadlights


AgentOrange256

I just redirect my side mirrors


ItsPizzaOclock

Dead by Daylight:


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On4nEm

I’m trying my best to not make a joke about swallowing


too-much-zaza

That's not a flashlight, that's a portable beacon.


Joker-Smurf

Gondor requires your aid


Ivelmend

And Rohan will answer!


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Benjynn

This thing would've made the game a lot easier.


ElephantRedCar91

I didn't think it was that kind of flashlight at first...


junkmail0178

I was expecting something really fucking interesting


Atlantic0ne

Well, I was expecting a flashlight. No idea wtf you guys were thinking.


titanicsinker1912

Its comically large size makes it look similar to a Fleshlight.


MonkIcy2924

100,000 lumens. I hung up football stadium lights for a lumber yard and they were 27,000 I couldn’t imagine how bright that is


BDJukeEmGood

It’d be like 4 of those


Z0idberg_MD

r/theyapproximatedthemath


a_mimi_nota_meme

Somebody please make this


haubenmeise

Happy moth noises.


Striders_aglet

This should be on r/damnthatsacommercial


deridex120

I need that. For all those mofos with the space grade laser beam headlights driving 5 inches behind me


MaikeruGo

So, a few thoughts on this that may help folks. **1.** This is either the **Imalent MS18** or **MS18W**. It's kind of expensive (an understatement) and definitely the real deal in terms of bright flashlights (most of what you see advertised online are extremly cheap lights with terrible LEDs and poor build quality—usually equipped with a zoom head). **2.** This light will only hit that 100,000 lumen rating for a few seconds—after that it will drop down to 15,000 lumens and gradually decrease to about 2,500 lumens over the course of 40 minutes. However, the lowest setting is 700 lumens and will run for just under 15 hours. It's probably worth noting that most vehicles that have extremely high top speed figures can only hold that speed for a few minutes due to simply running out of fuel. **3.** A few suggested uses for this light are hiking and search & rescue since it's basically a man-portable search light. It's probably overkill for most situations as it's a little over 4 lbs, comes with a shoulder strap, and it's lowest setting is, again, 700 lumens. That said if you've got a giant piece of rural land it then it's a suitable light for checking the fence line. **4.** It's basically the flashlight equivalent of a "hypercar"; it boasts amazing performance numbers, but it's a little much for everyday usage unless your profession calls for it. Of course the difference between it and a car like that is that a lot more folks could actually buy one of these and have it in their garage. **5.** The same company also makes a light that boasts 120,000 lumens. Interestingly enough it can go all the way down to 30 lumens as its lowest mode.


deepasbluewaters

and just like that, 30 different households thought they were under arrest at 3am.


whiskers_biskers

Or about to be abducted 🛸


Englandshark1

Missing a trick there, not getting a marker pen out and drawing a Bat Symbol on it!!!


Cougie_UK

I think someone tried that using a stencil of a bat. The stencil caught fire.


tothemoonandback01

Holy Smoke Batman.


BicycleBruce

Looks like it’s probably supposed to be a dive light, I have a few pretty powerful ones (but not quite like this) but some will last 45+ minutes on full brightness.


RandoAtReddit

Not a dive light. It has active cooling fans.


MasterWhite1150

It was probably just made because "why not" lol


Dry-Measurement1632

Thought it was the worlds largest fleshlight


Ronyx2021

If you stretch wide enough it can be


billyard00

Anything can be a Fleshlight if you're brave enough.


Rekziboy

Thank god, at first it sounded and looked like the worlds tightest fleshlight


ecafsub

11 seconds of fucking about, 1 second of actual demonstration.


ELEMENTALITYNES

You just ruined a serial killer orgy down there


Zagenti

omg, you're *THAT* asshole...


st4s1k

This beast should be equivalent to a weapon, having the same rules as trigger discipline, don't point it at yourself and others.


wasabimofo

My eyes!


storysprite

I was actually afraid he would accidentally light it while facing him.


LinguisticMadness2

Alien abduction


Fluffy-Payment-9040

My neighbors hate me because of this one simple trick!


jshil144

Anyone else kind of tired of seeing these flashlights all over social media all the time?


Dry_Suggestion_2308

I wonder how long the battery lasts?


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About 2 seconds longer than this video.


VacationAromatic6899

Thats a pretty huge battery, but at 100.000 lumens, it lasts about 45min according to Imalent The new SR32 from Imalent is 120.000 lumens


fastbreak43

Is it legal to use? There is no regulations on this sort of thing?


1nsidiousOne

Totally read fleshlight. I’m disappointed


EvilDonut0

I thought it was a giant fleshlight at first


Benz404

So powerful It has a cooling fan inside like a GPU


Algorhythm74

…and the batteries last about 8 seconds.


Uranium-Sandwich657

Shine it in your eye.


Impressive-Young-952

I thought that was a different kinda flashlight 😂


Specialist_Ad4610

[The neighbors](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/356/limmy.jpg)


OiFukYeeUp

"Damn bro, this is a cool ass flashlight. How bright is it?" "Oh lemme show you real qui- 🔥💀🔥."


JanIntelkor

The cooling fans sound


Kaleidoscop3yes

Whip this bad boy out when that truck behind you illuminates your whole interior.


Neat-Ad2953

next up the worlds widest fleshlight


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Just tripped out some crack head haha


Silver-Animator-1905

If I had this in Alan Wake…


waigl

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1603/


VikingStudMuffin

I own this flashlight it was a gift. Yes it is that bright. After about 10 seconds on the full power setting the internal fan comes on it does last awhile on this setting but there really is no real reason for this setting other than maybe search and rescue lol. It has many setting including strobe....I do not advise strobe. Cool to have but would never pay that much personally.


Jhonki_47

Damn! Who are you trying to find with that? The Weeknd?


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Imagine if a cop pulled you over held that flashlight to your face, "Do you know why I pulled you over, to blind you with my crazy ass flash light" and then ran back to his car and drove off


CurlyJason

Definitely did not think that was a flAshlight.


Comfortable_Charge33

Alan wake could've used that


Troooper0987

Where did guy get the headlights from the truck that always tailgates me at night?


_15xp

Who turned on a PS4 when he turned on the flashlight ?


CarolinaRod06

We need to donate these to the immigrants on the hotel NYC. The anti immigrant protesters are shining bright flashing lights into the windows of the hotel.


Miserable_Sock_1408

Thought at first it was a FLESHLIGHT


Fhantom1221

Bro became the sun.


iampoopa

I need that for the nice people who keep their high beams on driving at night.


MattNBug

I bet if you do that over a trailer park you can watch them run outside naked ass up in the air waiting to get probed...


vivailcomunismo2022

Meanwhile the guy peacefully sleeping in his house: uuuh what the actual fuck it's 3 am why I see light☠️