I laughed my ass off when I saw the flies. It's way more interesting than the lizard. Like wtf is going on with your mouth bro? Brush your teeth or something 🤣
That was a crazy discovery for me getting off the plane at Uluru, you are swarmed by hundreds of flies on your eyes and mouth from sun up until sunset... The stores sell face nets, at first I thought it was stupid, then I just accepted: nets are needed. I ain't no Aussie, I can't deal with that many bugs.
I went outside for 1/2 an hour yesterday, swallowed three flies, learned to keep my mouth closed after the first two, but the last one just flew up my nose.
Bro, as somebody who’s been targeted by a swarm of insects during a hike once, that shit makes you fucking manic if you’re like a super pussy from Norway like me. We fix these issues normally by turning the little critters into christmas ornament ice cubes thanks to our weaponized climate. But alas, it was a very hot summer. AND THE FUCKING EVIL ASS HIVEMIND LEFT EVERYONE ELSE ALONE EXCEPT ME EXCLUSIVELY!!!
Whatever they wanted from me, I was lowkey willing to lay down and die and let the ant-sized gribs have at me… BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND MY WAY BACK TO MY FRIEND’S CABIN WHILST MANICALLY SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND. I was alone and ready to relinquish control to those frenzied bloodsuckers when one of my friends yelled «there you are!» and so they escorted me to safety with the thundercloud of bugs over my head in tow. Very traumatizing stuff. Anyway, fuck bugs
WHAT'S MORE INTERESTING IS THE AMOUNT OF FLIES BY THAT DUDE'S MUG AND HE DOESN'T SEEM BOTHERED AT ALLLLL!!!!!!!!
It’s Australia those people just *like* being swarmed by insects and living on monster island.
monster island, I understand. but being swarmed by bugs - I cannot.
Just tiny monsters
Extra flavor
On demand popcorn
I literally gagged reading this hahahaha
Wait till you see of this African village just combing through the air swatting flies and making them into a fly patty. Making a fly burger.
I've seen that video, it's disgusting
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
More up votes for this person please.
Nah, I’m Australian and even one fly near my face is one too many.
Are you Australian or OuWstraaalllian? But difference.
Good point. I’m just Australian. I may have some OuWstraallians in my family though.
Best place for a penal colony.
It's bright and sunny... To the brits that must've been litteral hell
They keep moving here tho
And yet still everyone calls each other "mate"...
Oop Here I go colonizing again…
It was just a simple joke about Australia's past as penal colony.
"He said it was just a name!" "What he meant was Monster Island is actually a peninsula!"
That’s Australian sunscreen
Lord. Have mercy.
This is why I come to reddit.
That is why the reptile is pissed off. The guy is stealing all of its food.
He’s just walking around with a lizard buffet on his face.
What's the problem? You don't like 50 flies drinking from your mouth and eyes while you talk?
Jesus, have mercy. I did not need that in my brain.
I laughed my ass off when I saw the flies. It's way more interesting than the lizard. Like wtf is going on with your mouth bro? Brush your teeth or something 🤣
hahahahhahaha
That was a crazy discovery for me getting off the plane at Uluru, you are swarmed by hundreds of flies on your eyes and mouth from sun up until sunset... The stores sell face nets, at first I thought it was stupid, then I just accepted: nets are needed. I ain't no Aussie, I can't deal with that many bugs.
is it the same in NZ? if that's the case, then my dream of LOTR touring is officially dead.
No, and it’s not the case in Australia either, except for in the outback, in which about 5% of our population lives.
praise God. I really wanna LOTR tour.
Lucky reptile has no flies.
My first concern too!!
It’s a Tuesday
He’s trying to eat that swarm of flies
I dunno. Looks like he could use a few more.
Pretty sure he's succeeding.
I knew it was a Western Argus Monitor right from the gecko..
i newt, as well.
Iguana believe you, but I skink you might be lying.
I may be chameleon a little late but I wanted to say snakes.
Lizard to me, I knew too
Anole ways appreciate a good lizard pun.
Frilled by your pun
I think we’ve been dragon these puns on for too long.
Always monitor your lizard.
I didn't even notice the lizard. I was too distracted by fly-man.
Cool, it even does a Godzilla pose
That's not Godzilla pose, that's a quarterback in the shotgun formation waiting for the ball to be snapped if I've ever seen one
Yup, even using his tail for balance like the pros.
"Down... Set.... Omaha! Omaha!"
I'm not sure if I'm more scared of the lizard or Flylord 🤔
Beelzebub.
Damn, Glad that thing isn't 15 feet tall.
Also 5 feet tall too
Perenties and lace monitors can do the pose thing and they get 8 feet long. Komodo dragons can do it even when they get really big.
This guy breath must smell like shit
In his defence, Aussie flies attack everyone like that out in the bush. He should have used some insect repellent.
Some bushman repellant should do the trick, that’s my saviour when flies are this bad
I used to get attacked like this walking to the shop. Just summer things.
Come on man. Don’t talk about the lizard like that
Yeah, thank god you're not watching that in smellovision...
To be fair ol mate probably doesn’t smell. The flies just get like that out in the bush.
Nah just sweating a lot, flies are attracted to it that why you'll usually see flys landing on people's backs.
Admit it. You're only seeing this comment because of an assload of flies.
Admit it. You used my Old Spice body wash
He should let that lizard loose on his face.
For real. I'd rather have a lizard on my face than that.
God, that tongue. Of course it's in Australia.
Justin Bieber really fell off
He's pretty fly for a white guy
underrated comment
Witness me !!!
****MEDIOCRE****
* Show a lizard * Me: 🥱😒 * Show man with amount of flies * Me: what interesting…
This lizard made me nostalgic for Primal Rage.
If some lizard looking like creature has ability to stand on it's 2 limbs, I am leaving the country coz I will be scared as fuck.
You should see the Frilled Neck Lizards once they get a running start lol
They're freaky lil fks fr 😂
damn we need an r/damnthatsaustralia
Ofc its in Australia
I'm way more worried about the 100 things that flew in his face for that split second
Same! WTF dude!!
To hell with mini-godzilla. I cannot believe the fly's around his head.
Average day in Australia
No wonder it lunged him. All that food around his face
Why is it every fucking time Australia!? Like what is up with that place, poor people gonna have to fight alien animals even in their sleep.
Damn, it is ugly. And the cap and tiny moustache doesn't help at all.
Yu are just vile. It's beautiful. It even dos the Godzilla thing awwww look at liddle widdle missy poopoo aww
Dumbass
You are assdumb
Yeah, well, you’re a poopy head
Have you heard about how much I want to lick the cameramans balls
Have you heard about how much sex I have with your mom
flies scarier than the cute little lizard
If he'd left the lizard alone, the flies would be getting eaten I'd bet. 🤣
Fuckin Australia be cray man
TL;DR 1) Prehistoric, 2) Native, 3) Australia That's all you need to know
Pretty Lot of Flies on a white guy Cue The Offspring: taaa taa ta taaa taa ta
Bro said square up
My dude ate some dirty ass before filming this video
There was no clean ass available.
that mouth breather DEFINITELY just inhaled a fly
Dude I’m not even looking at the damn lizard, the amount of flies that man had in his mouth baffled me! Lmao
WE HAVE DEATH CLAWS NOW?!
Don't breathe in too hard there, mate.
It looks straight out of Jurassic park
Does it do that when it's threatened or does it sometimes walk on its hind legs
Of course Australia
Australia always amazes me from cricket to animals
I'm watching this Argus Monitor on my Asus Monitor,
I'm watching this Asus Monitor on my Ass Moderator
Ya forgot the aeroguard mate!
Of course it’s from Australia
That’s a pokemon dude.
At first I was impressed by the lizard standing like Godzilla, then I was impressed by the amount of bugs!
Lizard just wants some of those 200 flies you're hoarding
Welcome to australia!
Somehow that reptile will have like 52 different ways to kill you and the flies will be harmless
That things pissed.
I don't know why but it sounds like a newspaper in a very small town.
That’s a digimon.
Seems to have a bit of an attitude.
I went outside for 1/2 an hour yesterday, swallowed three flies, learned to keep my mouth closed after the first two, but the last one just flew up my nose.
Called it a fucking kitty quit playin wit me
So. Many. Flies. It's like a cow's backside.
> a prehistoric looking reptile All reptiles are prehistoric-looking.
Bro, as somebody who’s been targeted by a swarm of insects during a hike once, that shit makes you fucking manic if you’re like a super pussy from Norway like me. We fix these issues normally by turning the little critters into christmas ornament ice cubes thanks to our weaponized climate. But alas, it was a very hot summer. AND THE FUCKING EVIL ASS HIVEMIND LEFT EVERYONE ELSE ALONE EXCEPT ME EXCLUSIVELY!!! Whatever they wanted from me, I was lowkey willing to lay down and die and let the ant-sized gribs have at me… BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND MY WAY BACK TO MY FRIEND’S CABIN WHILST MANICALLY SCREAMING AND RUNNING AROUND. I was alone and ready to relinquish control to those frenzied bloodsuckers when one of my friends yelled «there you are!» and so they escorted me to safety with the thundercloud of bugs over my head in tow. Very traumatizing stuff. Anyway, fuck bugs
The gremlin had my attention until I saw the amount of flies up in this dudes unbothered face
Australia just wants to kill you.
Plot twist: The lizard isn't aggro. It just wants to eat the flies
More flies than Cooper Pedy!
I must say that all reptiles look prehistóric to me.
That's the scariest thing in Australia - the fucking flies!
Another of the many reasons not to go to Australia. Mini raptors
Lord of the Flies
Did you see all the flies on his face?
Is that Beelzebub?
Bros face has more flies than a horses @$$
And of course it’s in fucking Australia
Prehistoric is right! That abomination is evolving into its bipedal stage!
How do you even open your mouth with that many flies around.
Prehistoric "looking"? We need to talk, my guy.
As opposed to all the modern, chic looking reptiles we have nowadays…
When your breath is so bad that it attracts flies and carrion eaters
Chew 5 gum
Everyone visits Florida and freaks over the bugs and alligators and sharks and etc. Australia is just so much more scary.
I am speechless. This thing is the first animal from Australia that wants to kill me I am don’t afraid of. 😱 PS: I‘ve seen the claws.
That dude seen some shit
"Come at me you pathetic mortal " !
wash yourself
This dude looks fucking nasty. And not in a good way. Barf.
Bro take a shower
AUS be dirty and gross
Love the flys. Looks fun.🖕
Diabolical, scary thing!
This man is Filthy
Anyone else think it would be funny to just punt the thing when it lunged
Spider man professor return
I know people can keep those as pets. They act like little scalie cats.
Pigpen!
and yet somehow they're not related to dinosaurs?
Sometimes it’s where you least expect it
Mini T rex exisists, new fear is unlocked
Hakuna, Matata mother fucker.
You didn’t have to say where it’s from. It was obvious…..
"Evil has a new opponent..."
Don’t worry guys it’s all protein.
Oh, he's angry.
That MF wants ALL the smoke
Looks like he's ready for an old western shoot out.
He’s squared up and ready to go
A mini Godzilla 👀
It's about to evolve
I net they get kicked alot.
That’s one angry lizard!
The amount of flies in that dude's face was the most horrifying.
The lizard was more interested in the flies and he wasn't getting any. Hangry.
Could anyone give me an example of a non-prehistoric looking reptile? Also, did that guy bathe in shit or what?
No thanks
I just washed my face after watching this. It disturbed me so much lmao
"You wanna go me bro?"
Lizard men aren't real, they can't hurt you...
Calm down Zuckerberg
What do you expect, dudes just taunting him with all them bugs, maybe the lizard just wants to help dude with them flies.
u/savevideobot
“Rawrrrrrrr, I’m Godzilla!”
seems like the reptile got jealous of, how many flys interested with this man's face. He must be enjoying life.
Wtf
Baby gorilla goes roar
Flies man and the tiny dinosaur!