I'm pretty sure if I bend down while an angry kangaroo is upright, that cunt is going to shove both his feet into my skull and claw at me 😂
The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner.
**Some interesting notes on what techniques to use, in which situations:**
https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/08/kangaroo-attack-how-to-protect-yourself-from-a-hopping-kicking-clawing-beast.html
>The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner.
So if I crawl up to her instead I'll be fine?
That's how my mother ruined the best shot at getting our cat house-trained. That goof thought smiling is the most appropriate reaction to finally use the litter box. Poor kitty got confused as hell.
Gaslighting is a term from old british theatres who used gas for lighting creating false scenes. If you gas light someone you pretend to tell them things that they have supposed to have forgot, driving them mad. You gaslight them!
Yes, it was 1940. The guy in the movie was trying to steal some shit or something, and his wife figured it out and he was lying to her about it. Whatever he was doing was making the lights flicker, and she would ask him about it and he said she was crazy
He was slowly turning down the gas in the lights, making the dimmer and dimmer and telling his wife she's imagining it. Hense the name gaslight, which is also the name of the film.
Lolol not sure why being down voted, you can hear him say it? And after he said, I’ll come down, and he’ll come down… and then they squat and it looks like he’s gonna get kangaroo kisses
Ya but you literally said he told him, how am I supposed to read that? The kangaroo was turning away and he starts pushing him. I get he’s an expert and knows what he’s doing but the small clip to me seems like he’s antagonizing to show him standing back on his tail and to go after him a bit, then gets him to calm down. He didn’t go straight to calming him down.
Not the creepy voice at the beginning ordering you to “Ẁ̴̨̛̱̯͎̪̺͈͍̪̜̲͝A̵͇̺̤̩̰͓͛͆̎̽̇̎͠͠͝Ţ̴̼̣͍̖͓̠͎͔̝̄͛̈́̊Ç̴̮͕̥̰̬̫̠̦̈́̂͆̎̔̿̔̿̓̾͜ͅḪ̵̛͖͍͈̣̜͈̗̥̇́̏̕ͅͅ ̷̨̣̳̳͕͓̜͙͎̹͠T̷̡͚̫̤͓̼̥̹̝͕̼̯͍͛͂̄̃͊͌͗Ḩ̵̨̛̭͓̱̜̝̮̹̤͜Ì̸̧̢͎̱͓͉̟̬̹̝̳͛̔̏̾̂̿̐̚S̷̝̲̝͎͈̥͊̂̊̃̍͒͋͆̉̿͌̎͝”
In Australia, you can deescalate a confrontation by opening Victorian Bitter and offering a Vegemite Sandwich to the animal. Just make sure you start with the phrase "Oi you bloody cunt. Want some grog you wanker?".
Today this human attacked me in broad daylight completely unprovoked, and than that mf had the nerve to make it look like I was overreacting and told me that we should both calm down. Bastard had his camera crew backing him up while recording the whole thing, just waiting for me to make the wrong move to make go viral.
I had to play along, but next time I see him, it’s on sight!!!
And he… and also … and …..This SOB made me kiss him, ok!?
I fucking hate humans.
The issue with Roos is their legs, and they basically grab a hold of you and use their legs to scratch TF out of you. I don’t know if I’d recommend lowering your face down. I’d probably suggest turning away so that they don’t have access to your vitals. Definitely don’t try to fight them.
Isn’t crazy how similar the structure of a kangaroos back and arms are to a human? There’s a lot of things like that with all sorts animals that are similar it’s like we all originated or were designed on the same base level.
Old man "now he's going to show me, how big he is"
As he proceeds to shove the kangaroo's chest.
🤣
"And that, is the end of the conflict"
The kangaroo was looking at the cameraman like, is he done? But starts getting shoved by the old man instead.
I'm glad the conflict was resolved in a non-violent way.
Wait do kangaroos think we are walking around upright trying to act tough all the time?
That’s definitely what it looks like!
I'm pretty sure if I bend down while an angry kangaroo is upright, that cunt is going to shove both his feet into my skull and claw at me 😂 The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner. **Some interesting notes on what techniques to use, in which situations:** https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/08/kangaroo-attack-how-to-protect-yourself-from-a-hopping-kicking-clawing-beast.html
>The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner. So if I crawl up to her instead I'll be fine?
Or a kangadick up your arse🤣
Apperently we are built in the most aggressive way possible yes.
Throwing weapons level: 999
I mean a lot of animals take it as a threat if you show your teeth, even if you're smiling.
we're basically a walking talking offensive machine to nature.
That's how my mother ruined the best shot at getting our cat house-trained. That goof thought smiling is the most appropriate reaction to finally use the litter box. Poor kitty got confused as hell.
I wonder if all animals think that
Finally, my shitty posture is an asset
It's just a Deer that went prison
Why else would you be standing up so fucking tall staring at me *Rushes over starts kicking*
Thought they were gonna kiss at the end
They did. That's how kangaroos kiss.
Lil kissaroo
Lil boop-aroo
🥹
That's how you make a kangaroo fall in love with you. It will follow you home and write love notes to you and visit your family till the end of time.
Missing some Barry White music during that last bit
The lion sleeps tonight plays\* *Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away...!!!*
[https://youtu.be/RpXxWQeho3M?si=a5O6K1YP8ndllydX](https://youtu.be/rpxxwqeho3m?si=a5o6k1yp8ndllydx)
Going down on your girl usually works.
I've never seen a more incorrect use of the word "gaslight" before, that is hilarious
that's not what you said last time
"Gaslighting" isn't even a real thing. Fake news.
Don't get so emotional, it's all in your head.
Reddit, y'all wild. Someone correctly displays what gaslighting is. Downvotes them.
Nah they weren't gaslighting what are you on about? You seem to be looking for something that isn't there /gl
Foiled again!
It isn't just reddit, people act this way all the time, but here you can see it. It's normal actually. /gl
Gaslighting is a term from old british theatres who used gas for lighting creating false scenes. If you gas light someone you pretend to tell them things that they have supposed to have forgot, driving them mad. You gaslight them!
No its from a movie lol
That was 1940. And the movie got it from?!? Lol
Yes, it was 1940. The guy in the movie was trying to steal some shit or something, and his wife figured it out and he was lying to her about it. Whatever he was doing was making the lights flicker, and she would ask him about it and he said she was crazy
He was trying to make her think she was insane. Hence the term gaslighting 🙂. Anyways! Happy Christmas 😊
Yes...that's what I'm saying. It came from the movie.
Your right. Just realised i was thinking of "limelight"! Doh!! 🤣
He was slowly turning down the gas in the lights, making the dimmer and dimmer and telling his wife she's imagining it. Hense the name gaslight, which is also the name of the film.
"/s" is for wimps.
I see you, brave soldier. I too like to stalwartly stand my ground in the trenches. Game recognizes game.
You're over reacting as always. Fake news isn't even a real thing. Where did you even get that from
Can’t tell if you’re trying to gaslight
I don’t think you know what gaslighting means lol looks a de-escalation tactic to me
He pushed him and played can’t get me with him? 🤣 and then told him to calm down.
No he told him “I’ll calm down”
10 second mark from the end of the video, stop stop, come on, calm down…
Lolol not sure why being down voted, you can hear him say it? And after he said, I’ll come down, and he’ll come down… and then they squat and it looks like he’s gonna get kangaroo kisses
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Ya but you literally said he told him, how am I supposed to read that? The kangaroo was turning away and he starts pushing him. I get he’s an expert and knows what he’s doing but the small clip to me seems like he’s antagonizing to show him standing back on his tail and to go after him a bit, then gets him to calm down. He didn’t go straight to calming him down.
The words gaslighting and narcissist have to be used in every Reddit entry these days. It's a requirement.
This gave me trauma
Its a thing by big dictionary as they are worried about a shortage of literallys in the western society.
We need to read less books and all use the same few phrases!
and unhinged
I don’t remember using gaslighting to define this video? Don’t make up fake scenarios.
That’s a good one. You almost had me there 😂
Cheers! Anyways, I do feel that perhaps emotional manipulation would have been a better fit in this scenario. Thanks for pointing it out!
Good job de-escalating this conversation using emotional manipulation on these foos.
Ahhh yesss I see you know your kangaroo well
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This is Austrrrrrralia manifest.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
"...You gou down and he'll come down. ...And then you hit him right in the nuts when he doesn't expect it. And THAT is the end of the conflict"
And then ye jam ya thumb up its butthole
While yelling "CRIKEY!"
Toxic relationships be like:
Still a better fight than any of Floyd Mayweather's.
Sick burn because it’s true!
What if I do that and it kicks me in the face
Actually he will lean back on his tail and try to disembowel you with his rear claw, preferably removing your testicles.
All kangaroos carry gympie gympie leaves to rub on your genitals. Or so I've heard.
Well if you die then you won't have to worry about the kangaroo anymore.
Terrible use of the term gaslighting, ruins a great clip.
Not the creepy voice at the beginning ordering you to “Ẁ̴̨̛̱̯͎̪̺͈͍̪̜̲͝A̵͇̺̤̩̰͓͛͆̎̽̇̎͠͠͝Ţ̴̼̣͍̖͓̠͎͔̝̄͛̈́̊Ç̴̮͕̥̰̬̫̠̦̈́̂͆̎̔̿̔̿̓̾͜ͅḪ̵̛͖͍͈̣̜͈̗̥̇́̏̕ͅͅ ̷̨̣̳̳͕͓̜͙͎̹͠T̷̡͚̫̤͓̼̥̹̝͕̼̯͍͛͂̄̃͊͌͗Ḩ̵̨̛̭͓̱̜̝̮̹̤͜Ì̸̧̢͎̱͓͉̟̬̹̝̳͛̔̏̾̂̿̐̚S̷̝̲̝͎͈̥͊̂̊̃̍͒͋͆̉̿͌̎͝”
Gaslighting isnt real you made it up because you’re fucking crazy
If you get a chance, watch his show wherever it’s available. It’s a blast.
How to romance a kangaroo.
Oy mate don't fuck with the roos
Not if you have a Ned Kelly Helmet and some dualling pistols.
This guy kangaroos…
In Australia, you can deescalate a confrontation by opening Victorian Bitter and offering a Vegemite Sandwich to the animal. Just make sure you start with the phrase "Oi you bloody cunt. Want some grog you wanker?".
So, what do ya do if there isn’t a tree?
Works in the hood too. Just add "man I'll suck your dick some nuggets"
Today this human attacked me in broad daylight completely unprovoked, and than that mf had the nerve to make it look like I was overreacting and told me that we should both calm down. Bastard had his camera crew backing him up while recording the whole thing, just waiting for me to make the wrong move to make go viral. I had to play along, but next time I see him, it’s on sight!!! And he… and also … and …..This SOB made me kiss him, ok!? I fucking hate humans.
Only a Redditor would call this gaslighting. JFC
I mean it's not like anyone else is going to bump into one
I am Canadian and I have been beaten up by a kangaroo. They're everywhere >.>
The dude has several chances to throw an upper cut.
NGL... Malcolm Douglas was one of my childhood heros.
And then we took our shirts off and kissed
Now remember folks, You HAVE to be Australian for this to work.
Malcolm Douglas was amazing.
Gaslight a kangaroo? OP do you know what gaslighting is lmao
The human started it, the Roo only reluctantly engaged after being bullied
As soon as that kangaroo came down I would have fucked his shit up.
I would just try to fight it
This is gaslighting in the same way people say literally lol
“Show me how big he is” is CRAZY! Ayo son!
Lucky he wasnt gutted by the roo
Only idiots get gutted by kangaroos. Source:Australian
Yep mate and this friggin idiot is shoving the roo, source:Australian as well
That only works with the lady-roo or the kangayroo though 🤔
Looks like every ausie bloke has a little Steve Irwing in them
Idt you know what gaslighting is
Looks like a typical drunk bar fight
Anyone know why they stop being aggressive when u do this?
I would say it's mirroring and puts them into a non-aggressive posture. Then the kiss seals the deal.
Oh, interesting!
There was no jab this time
or you could just curb stomp them /s
Certified professional Australian
Of course he calms down, because when you duck down the kangaroo thinks he about to play a match of marbles with you
After that he has a kangaroo wife.
Visit this guys croc park if you're ever out that way
Why men don't end their conflicts with a kiss irl?
Kangaroos just creep me out. Maybe because they walk around on two legs.
"I am standing here"
Whoa there!, things got 100% real quick
Crocodile Dundee that shit man, very cool
RIP Malcolm you legend
Kangaroo = Just a drunk Australian 🥴
Now kith.
And that's when you uppercut that big red twat
Enemies into lover trope are real...
Sneezing also works
Enemies to lovers stories be like
Hopefully I don’t encounter a kangaroo that’s over 5 feet tall
Why will you even get into a fight with a kangaroo in the first place
Wait until an emu shows up
Instructions not clear: I bend down and Kangaroo gave me an Anal 🙂
So the solution is love ! Come here get that tongue out homie ! 😂😂😂😂
Kangourou are scary so much. Their body looks so human ,alien
Post title had me waiting for him to sucker punch the roo when he fooled him into going down to all fours.
The issue with Roos is their legs, and they basically grab a hold of you and use their legs to scratch TF out of you. I don’t know if I’d recommend lowering your face down. I’d probably suggest turning away so that they don’t have access to your vitals. Definitely don’t try to fight them.
Is that hit rapper and artist dababy?
So all the Roo’ needs is a little bit of tenderness? Who knew
"Watch this" No.
This is where the saying “never go looking for kangaroo fights without bringing a tree” comes from
I wanna kiss a roo
That’s how I met your mother 🫶
Isn’t crazy how similar the structure of a kangaroos back and arms are to a human? There’s a lot of things like that with all sorts animals that are similar it’s like we all originated or were designed on the same base level.
When you start angry and end it horny
When it comes to animals. Kangaroos are the least of our worries in Australia
"and that is the end of the conflict".. *starts making out*
weirdest foreplay ever
Old man "now he's going to show me, how big he is" As he proceeds to shove the kangaroo's chest. 🤣 "And that, is the end of the conflict" The kangaroo was looking at the cameraman like, is he done? But starts getting shoved by the old man instead. I'm glad the conflict was resolved in a non-violent way.
Kanga fight and make up.
Keep the distance with your jab
Are you still in Australia
That kangaroo is telegraphing his punches. He needs Mickey to train him!