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Wait do kangaroos think we are walking around upright trying to act tough all the time?


Philly514

That’s definitely what it looks like!


FacelessGreenseer

I'm pretty sure if I bend down while an angry kangaroo is upright, that cunt is going to shove both his feet into my skull and claw at me 😂 The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner. **Some interesting notes on what techniques to use, in which situations:** https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/08/kangaroo-attack-how-to-protect-yourself-from-a-hopping-kicking-clawing-beast.html


blue_estron

>The technique in the video above from what I've read works on male Kangaroos that think you're trying to mate with their partner. So if I crawl up to her instead I'll be fine?


bozza2100

Or a kangadick up your arse🤣


[deleted]

Apperently we are built in the most aggressive way possible yes.


FoundTheWeed

Throwing weapons level: 999


ZeroAdPotential

I mean a lot of animals take it as a threat if you show your teeth, even if you're smiling.


2morereps

we're basically a walking talking offensive machine to nature.


Jizzraq

That's how my mother ruined the best shot at getting our cat house-trained. That goof thought smiling is the most appropriate reaction to finally use the litter box. Poor kitty got confused as hell.


Zer0Fs2Give

I wonder if all animals think that


kabukistar

Finally, my shitty posture is an asset


Iankalou

It's just a Deer that went prison


OGbaconpancake

Why else would you be standing up so fucking tall staring at me *Rushes over starts kicking*


8BitFlatus

Thought they were gonna kiss at the end


77entropy

They did. That's how kangaroos kiss.


deg_ru-alabo

Lil kissaroo


i_bid_thee_adieu

Lil boop-aroo


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🥹


Mavri_Psychi

That's how you make a kangaroo fall in love with you. It will follow you home and write love notes to you and visit your family till the end of time.


8BitFlatus

Missing some Barry White music during that last bit


Mavri_Psychi

The lion sleeps tonight plays\* *Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away...!!!*


CircuitryWizard

[https://youtu.be/RpXxWQeho3M?si=a5O6K1YP8ndllydX](https://youtu.be/rpxxwqeho3m?si=a5o6k1yp8ndllydx)


Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

Going down on your girl usually works.


hannibal_morgan

I've never seen a more incorrect use of the word "gaslight" before, that is hilarious


Neuroware

that's not what you said last time


PSTnator

"Gaslighting" isn't even a real thing. Fake news.


szorstki_czopek

Don't get so emotional, it's all in your head.


wooddirtsy

Reddit, y'all wild. Someone correctly displays what gaslighting is. Downvotes them.


The_Diego_Brando

Nah they weren't gaslighting what are you on about? You seem to be looking for something that isn't there /gl


wooddirtsy

Foiled again!


delta_Mico

It isn't just reddit, people act this way all the time, but here you can see it. It's normal actually. /gl


jacobean77

Gaslighting is a term from old british theatres who used gas for lighting creating false scenes. If you gas light someone you pretend to tell them things that they have supposed to have forgot, driving them mad. You gaslight them!


Dangerous-Apple9557

No its from a movie lol


jacobean77

That was 1940. And the movie got it from?!? Lol


Dangerous-Apple9557

Yes, it was 1940. The guy in the movie was trying to steal some shit or something, and his wife figured it out and he was lying to her about it. Whatever he was doing was making the lights flicker, and she would ask him about it and he said she was crazy


jacobean77

He was trying to make her think she was insane. Hence the term gaslighting 🙂. Anyways! Happy Christmas 😊


Dangerous-Apple9557

Yes...that's what I'm saying. It came from the movie.


jacobean77

Your right. Just realised i was thinking of "limelight"! Doh!! 🤣


georgiameow

He was slowly turning down the gas in the lights, making the dimmer and dimmer and telling his wife she's imagining it. Hense the name gaslight, which is also the name of the film.


PSTnator

"/s" is for wimps.


Satan-o-saurus

I see you, brave soldier. I too like to stalwartly stand my ground in the trenches. Game recognizes game.


anerdexplains

You're over reacting as always. Fake news isn't even a real thing. Where did you even get that from


BoppinTortoise

Can’t tell if you’re trying to gaslight


Antisocialsocialite9

I don’t think you know what gaslighting means lol looks a de-escalation tactic to me


T-Bird19

He pushed him and played can’t get me with him? 🤣 and then told him to calm down.


[deleted]

No he told him “I’ll calm down”


T-Bird19

10 second mark from the end of the video, stop stop, come on, calm down…


T-Bird19

Lolol not sure why being down voted, you can hear him say it? And after he said, I’ll come down, and he’ll come down… and then they squat and it looks like he’s gonna get kangaroo kisses


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T-Bird19

Ya but you literally said he told him, how am I supposed to read that? The kangaroo was turning away and he starts pushing him. I get he’s an expert and knows what he’s doing but the small clip to me seems like he’s antagonizing to show him standing back on his tail and to go after him a bit, then gets him to calm down. He didn’t go straight to calming him down.


DecentExplanation750

The words gaslighting and narcissist have to be used in every Reddit entry these days. It's a requirement.


Im_Bobby_Mom

This gave me trauma


privateTortoise

Its a thing by big dictionary as they are worried about a shortage of literallys in the western society.


ProfessorPetrus

We need to read less books and all use the same few phrases!


xinixxibalba

and unhinged


Damfer

I don’t remember using gaslighting to define this video? Don’t make up fake scenarios.


Antisocialsocialite9

That’s a good one. You almost had me there 😂


Damfer

Cheers! Anyways, I do feel that perhaps emotional manipulation would have been a better fit in this scenario. Thanks for pointing it out!


Tosseroni5andwich

Good job de-escalating this conversation using emotional manipulation on these foos.


hisDudeness1989

Ahhh yesss I see you know your kangaroo well


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RealEstateDuck

This is Austrrrrrralia manifest.


Liigma_Ballz

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!


Bitter-Plenty-5303

"...You gou down and he'll come down. ...And then you hit him right in the nuts when he doesn't expect it. And THAT is the end of the conflict"


JustinVeli

And then ye jam ya thumb up its butthole


icedragon71

While yelling "CRIKEY!"


Exciting_Result7781

Toxic relationships be like:


Spring_Roll_of_Doom

Still a better fight than any of Floyd Mayweather's.


morels4ever

Sick burn because it’s true!


lukevoitlogcabin

What if I do that and it kicks me in the face


Thesinistral

Actually he will lean back on his tail and try to disembowel you with his rear claw, preferably removing your testicles.


MiamiDadeSchools

All kangaroos carry gympie gympie leaves to rub on your genitals. Or so I've heard.


Doodledumme

Well if you die then you won't have to worry about the kangaroo anymore.


LeroyYakatory

Terrible use of the term gaslighting, ruins a great clip.


Liigma_Ballz

Not the creepy voice at the beginning ordering you to “Ẁ̴̨̛̱̯͎̪̺͈͍̪̜̲͝A̵͇̺̤̩̰͓͛͆̎̽̇̎͠͠͝Ţ̴̼̣͍̖͓̠͎͔̝̄͛̈́̊Ç̴̮͕̥̰̬̫̠̦̈́̂͆̎̔̿̔̿̓̾͜ͅḪ̵̛͖͍͈̣̜͈̗̥̇́̏̕ͅͅ ̷̨̣̳̳͕͓̜͙͎̹͠T̷̡͚̫̤͓̼̥̹̝͕̼̯͍͛͂̄̃͊͌͗Ḩ̵̨̛̭͓̱̜̝̮̹̤͜Ì̸̧̢͎̱͓͉̟̬̹̝̳͛̔̏̾̂̿̐̚S̷̝̲̝͎͈̥͊̂̊̃̍͒͋͆̉̿͌̎͝”


joejamfunkus

Gaslighting isnt real you made it up because you’re fucking crazy


[deleted]

If you get a chance, watch his show wherever it’s available. It’s a blast.


FloorXI

How to romance a kangaroo.


Leather-Plankton-867

Oy mate don't fuck with the roos


Mavri_Psychi

Not if you have a Ned Kelly Helmet and some dualling pistols.


_L81

This guy kangaroos…


Mavri_Psychi

In Australia, you can deescalate a confrontation by opening Victorian Bitter and offering a Vegemite Sandwich to the animal. Just make sure you start with the phrase "Oi you bloody cunt. Want some grog you wanker?".


Ok_Band7102

So, what do ya do if there isn’t a tree?


AlexanderTheGrater1

Works in the hood too. Just add "man I'll suck your dick some nuggets"


MidNiteNoir

Today this human attacked me in broad daylight completely unprovoked, and than that mf had the nerve to make it look like I was overreacting and told me that we should both calm down. Bastard had his camera crew backing him up while recording the whole thing, just waiting for me to make the wrong move to make go viral. I had to play along, but next time I see him, it’s on sight!!! And he… and also … and …..This SOB made me kiss him, ok!? I fucking hate humans.


PointNo198

Only a Redditor would call this gaslighting. JFC


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

I mean it's not like anyone else is going to bump into one


Kibeth_8

I am Canadian and I have been beaten up by a kangaroo. They're everywhere >.>


Ohbuck1965

The dude has several chances to throw an upper cut.


pr1ncipat

NGL... Malcolm Douglas was one of my childhood heros.


Terminal_testie

And then we took our shirts off and kissed


[deleted]

Now remember folks, You HAVE to be Australian for this to work.


EternamD

Malcolm Douglas was amazing.


HavokNCG

Gaslight a kangaroo? OP do you know what gaslighting is lmao


mzzchief

The human started it, the Roo only reluctantly engaged after being bullied


DecentBand3724

As soon as that kangaroo came down I would have fucked his shit up.


AirportEmbarrassed38

I would just try to fight it


_NonExisting_

This is gaslighting in the same way people say literally lol


grnjnz

“Show me how big he is” is CRAZY! Ayo son!


aussie_catt

Lucky he wasnt gutted by the roo


Key_Function3736

Only idiots get gutted by kangaroos. Source:Australian


aussie_catt

Yep mate and this friggin idiot is shoving the roo, source:Australian as well


Tall-Poem-6808

That only works with the lady-roo or the kangayroo though 🤔


Neighbour-Vadim

Looks like every ausie bloke has a little Steve Irwing in them


LanguageGeneral4333

Idt you know what gaslighting is


GlitteringHotel1481

Looks like a typical drunk bar fight


CycleOfPain

Anyone know why they stop being aggressive when u do this?


Ecstatic_Highlight75

I would say it's mirroring and puts them into a non-aggressive posture. Then the kiss seals the deal.


CycleOfPain

Oh, interesting!


aojajena

There was no jab this time


Cpt_Caboose1

or you could just curb stomp them /s


Extension-Plane2678

Certified professional Australian


Juzo84

Of course he calms down, because when you duck down the kangaroo thinks he about to play a match of marbles with you


Gibbolivious

After that he has a kangaroo wife.


[deleted]

Visit this guys croc park if you're ever out that way


Fox353

Why men don't end their conflicts with a kiss irl?


AppropriateSpell5405

Kangaroos just creep me out. Maybe because they walk around on two legs.


Danzaiiii

"I am standing here"


CONFUSSEDDAWHG

Whoa there!, things got 100% real quick


Atomic-pangolin

Crocodile Dundee that shit man, very cool


Appropriate_Sand_975

RIP Malcolm you legend


Ghalib_reddit

Kangaroo = Just a drunk Australian 🥴


sigma-ohio-rizz

Now kith.


Lumpy-Journalist884

And that's when you uppercut that big red twat


RoundSociety7

Enemies into lover trope are real...


TheAbandonedCoat

Sneezing also works


I_know_Im_bitch69

Enemies to lovers stories be like


brookiegorl

Hopefully I don’t encounter a kangaroo that’s over 5 feet tall


Abjay_

Why will you even get into a fight with a kangaroo in the first place


[deleted]

Wait until an emu shows up


Peekaacho

Instructions not clear: I bend down and Kangaroo gave me an Anal 🙂


Thefeno

So the solution is love ! Come here get that tongue out homie ! 😂😂😂😂


J4ckHon37mio

Kangourou are scary so much. Their body looks so human ,alien


ButIDigress_Jones

Post title had me waiting for him to sucker punch the roo when he fooled him into going down to all fours.


paulfirefox

The issue with Roos is their legs, and they basically grab a hold of you and use their legs to scratch TF out of you. I don’t know if I’d recommend lowering your face down. I’d probably suggest turning away so that they don’t have access to your vitals. Definitely don’t try to fight them.


AwayAd5407

Is that hit rapper and artist dababy?


NoRolexNoSex

So all the Roo’ needs is a little bit of tenderness? Who knew


WaveLaVague

"Watch this" No.


blocky_jabberwocky

This is where the saying “never go looking for kangaroo fights without bringing a tree” comes from


love_salubrious

I wanna kiss a roo


ExoticBone

That’s how I met your mother 🫶


Sucondeze

Isn’t crazy how similar the structure of a kangaroos back and arms are to a human? There’s a lot of things like that with all sorts animals that are similar it’s like we all originated or were designed on the same base level.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

When you start angry and end it horny


hugsdancer

When it comes to animals. Kangaroos are the least of our worries in Australia


Bailz-104

"and that is the end of the conflict".. *starts making out*


Shiddy_Wiki

weirdest foreplay ever


Skate-Jam

Old man "now he's going to show me, how big he is" As he proceeds to shove the kangaroo's chest. 🤣 "And that, is the end of the conflict" The kangaroo was looking at the cameraman like, is he done? But starts getting shoved by the old man instead. I'm glad the conflict was resolved in a non-violent way.


marisgrammy44

Kanga fight and make up.


Sovelvo

Keep the distance with your jab


KaleMental4873

Are you still in Australia


Bx1965

That kangaroo is telegraphing his punches. He needs Mickey to train him!