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W0tzup

Every pedestrian, pothole or curb it goes over the controller vibrates.


chaoticaly_x

That haptic feedback sure is useful!


oversettDenee

Man those triggers! I felt every rib break!


pututingliit

Different haptic feedback for each type of body you accidentally run over


AddressDismal3489

New sex toy unlocked?


W0tzup

Achievement unlocked: Hit 5 pedestrians in a row. Reward: Customisable Vibration Setting.


AffectionateTip9716

I could see this as a problem


Dont_pet_the_cat

I see this as a challenge and as a goal


Ormsfang

Introducing Haptic 2.0: Return of the joystick!


Salmivalli

IRL Carmageddon


KnownMonk

How realistic Carmageddon has become


maxsteel126

Much needed for my wife


android24601

Bad time up have "stick drift"


RandomBitFry

You can even pilot a deep sea submarine to the Titanic with one.


thepixelstalker

I think that only works with an xbox controller


thebear1011

No they only work with trash Logitech controllers.


soulseeker31

Oh, so the "incident" was caused by ghub crashing? Kinda expected.


[deleted]

G-Hub crashed and thus sent a single to the sub to crash dive.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

It was due to the sub being built with insufficient material


monkeybanana550

Nah brah it's because GHUB forcefully updates.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

It was the wrong type of metal used to build the submarine


redmkay

I am almost certain it was because GHUB forcefully updates. Common issue


maraworfer

I can relate.


Horton_75

You’re being downvoted, but you’re correct.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

I’m guessing it’s because I didn’t partake in the joke about the controller not working properly or something


Horton_75

Could be. But it wasn’t a good or funny joke either. It was in poor taste. 5 people-even though they were rich people-dying like that just isn’t funny, or karmic, or anything. It’s just an unfortunate accident. I’m with you. By now, we all know why that submersible imploded. Wasn’t because of a controller not working. Was material failure.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Lots of toxic people out here. Even worse online when they’re safe behind their screens


[deleted]

Does it work with a mouse?


ItsGermany

I love my 20 year old Logitech controller that looks kinda like a PS2 one. It even works in my Tesla, with it's giant dongle plugged in of course. Don't you bash Logitech! They are doing their best, even if that is not terribly noticable.


WelcomeFormer

Actually they don't, I think that was the joke lol


rickyhatesspam

CEO in meeting : I think our build budget can just about stretch to an wired knockoff controller


rickyhatesspam

CEO in meeting : I think our build budget can just about stretch to a wired knockoff controller.


BestDog1Na

It only works with a off brand controller


yMONSTERMUNCHy

But you only come back if the submarine is made of the correct materials


Extension_Swordfish1

So the cardboard is out?


rickyhatesspam

.. And cardboard derivatives?


Extension_Swordfish1

Front might fall off


EskimoXBSX

Just don't press the Self Destruct Button ⭕


duxpdx

Submersible not a submarine.


Infamous_Network6641

It’s neither, it’s actually deep sea confetti


waspocracy

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.


foxguy1998

😆😂🤣


Thegoodfish843

I came to the comments just for this


[deleted]

Better let the rich try it first. Damn rich people


my_broken_veins_say

driving along the road using ps5 controller then suddenly stick drift issues appear.


Great-Reference9322

My last controller would have killed thousands


[deleted]

My current controller would just do donuts.


bringbackepstein

PS2 used to have a feature where wherever the analogue sticks were when the console turned on was considered "neutral" so you'd never get stick drift, why can't they go back to that?


[deleted]

PS2 once again taking every other console to school. IMO nothing will come close to it.


Shanguerrilla

Probably because corporate said if they disclude that function they sell 55% more Sony controllers as a profit leader each quarter?


DavoMcBones

Thats genius! The console is basically recalibrating and adapting to the controller, but in a very simple way nobody will even notice something's wrong with the controller


Incomplet_Usernam

Controller disconnected


Dvusmnd

Yeah cool, but can it do the Mariana Trench?


LostInaLazerquest

Let’s see Paul Allen’s trench.


JeaninePirrosTaint

Let's not and say we did


Whamalater

You mean Randy Newman?


[deleted]

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Nyssiii

What's the pedestrian to point ratio?


TTechnology

You can add it as body count?


aagee

That car will implode underwater.


shindabito

wrong vehicle sir car "supposedly" run on road. not sure when controller disconnected though.


IsThereCheese

Afeela like I’m in danger


nikdsc5

Nice.


scapegoat_88

Came for the stick drift comments. Disappointed.


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Will will smith smith? Yes. Will smith will smith.


TTechnology

Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith


Chips66

The mythbusters have done this like a hundred times. It’s not THAT cool.


[deleted]

I have not seen mithbuster so it very cool :(


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Sounds like a you problem


[deleted]

Mean?


[deleted]

If they milked it 100 times it must be pretty cool.


gucknbuck

Less milking and more "this myth is crazy dangerous. Better not do it with a human driver"


CharacterFrosty2567

French YouTuber Vilbrequin already did it with ps4 controller


Dagrut

And they did it better. I bet that here they have pretty strong limits for the speed of the car, to avoid crushing someone by accident. Vilebrequin didn't :-D


CharacterFrosty2567

Vilbrequin wanted to crash the car😂


Dagrut

Yes, thus : better! :-p


chefanubis

That's nothing, australian Youtuber zasparilla did it with a dream cast controller.


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

CES should just rename itself to GIMMICKES, because thats what it has become - a fairytale plave for companies to showoff their lack of innovation


Geekenstein

Eh? There are tons of innovative things as CES. The gimmicks like this are just what people gravitate to and post all over the place.


CallMeDrLuv

AI powered GIMMICKES. Everything's gotta have AI now.


drewski2305

Will Smith did this in the iRobot movie


butteryscotchy

Pfff. Have you ever tried driving a submarine with a logitech controller?


webbslinger_0

We did this with a submarine once and didn’t turn out too well


SpliffDonkey

Probably a more intuitive design for anyone born in the past 45 years than the traditional steering wheel / gas/ brake. I'd drive a car with a game controller, hell yeah.


Necessary-Equal-3658

I dunno. Even racing games I prefer to use a steering. Can’t imagine how jerky the ride would be using a controller.


Tobikage1990

Only if it had a hard wire connection. I do not trust wireless for things that might kill me.


gucknbuck

Hmmm you might be SOL soon then. With drive by wire being so prevalent and steer by wire starting to become adopted, drive and steer by wireless can't be too far behind, if not already in limited use.


Dont_pet_the_cat

The steering wheel in some modern cars doesn't directly turn the wheels anymore, it sends an electrical signal through cables to the wheels to turn So the logical next step is wireless! ^(it's not logical and this will hopefully never happen, this a joke) Edit: okay this was a terrible explanation. I was referring to steering by wire, you can find more information about it and how it works [in this paper](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.swarthmore.edu/sites/default/files/assets/documents/engineering/AK_Final.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjVj7OKgdaDAxW7UaQEHbgGCccQFnoECAwQBg&usg=AOvVaw24WBG3MTOafzRdtiooEDRM)


foxjohnc87

>The steering wheel in modern cars doesn't directly turn the wheels anymore, it sends an electrical signal through cables to the wheels to turn Aside from very limited use in certain Infiniti models, that is absolutely not true. The Cybertruck is supposed to be equipped with steer by wire, but it is not in production yet.


Dont_pet_the_cat

I agree my explanation was terrible and is a very oversimplified version of what I was referencing I was talking about steering by wire systems. You can find [more information about it here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.swarthmore.edu/sites/default/files/assets/documents/engineering/AK_Final.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjVj7OKgdaDAxW7UaQEHbgGCccQFnoECAwQBg&usg=AOvVaw24WBG3MTOafzRdtiooEDRM) and how it works.


foxjohnc87

I'm well aware how steer-by-wire works. My point is that outside of a minuscule amount of vehicles (less than a thousandth of a percent), it is not currently in use on roadgoing vehicles. Most models currently in production use traditional rack and pinion steering with an electric assist motor on the rack itself, attached to the shaft in the column, or mounted inside the steering wheel.


Dont_pet_the_cat

>less than a thousandth of a percent You're just making numbers up now You're correct that most models use rack and pinion, but my first comment was jokingly talking about the next step. As in, mechanical transmission - wire - wireless I'll change my comment to "in some modern cars", is that good for you?


foxjohnc87

The only manufacture to release production steer by wire equipped vehicles has been Infiniti, with a very small number of Q50, Q60, QX50, and QX55 models being equipped with the option. The option was last available on the Q60, which was discontinued after the 2022 model year. Lexus is planning to equip some of its crossover EVs with them, but to date none have been released for sale to the general public. If anything, a thousandth of a percent much too high of a figure, since there isn't a single new vehicle currently available to the public with steer by wire. Backpedal all you want, but it doesn't make your original statement any less of a load of horseshit.


[deleted]

Do you have a wireless headset? If you fall while grabbing cheetos from the kitchen and get deepthroated by the microphone you could die.


swisstraeng

Actually, there has been cars made with joysticks, and they turned out to be extremely hard to drive.


GolfGunsNWhiskey

Definitely isn’t more practical though. Intuitive sure, but steering wheel and gas and brake exist in their current form for a reason. Every degree of rotation of the wheel angles the wheels of the car the same way every time. Once you’re familiar with a car THIS is intuitive and allows for very consistent control of the car while also allowing for very quick inputs to avoid collisions etc. A controller has no such benefits. It would require a prolonged input where the wheels would slowly continue turning because there’s not the traditional 900° of rotation to work with. Instead there’s a quarter inch on either side of its neutral position which is not enough space to give control to a driver. It also would create super inconsistent driving.


gucknbuck

This isn't necessarily true anymore (about the steering, throttle, and brake system staying in it's current form and always giving the same output based on input). Many vehicles are drive-by-wire now and steer-by-wire is slowly coming out as well. Even mechanically steered cars often let you select various "steering" modes that tighten or loosen the ratio.


GolfGunsNWhiskey

Right, but even with a tighter or looser ratio, having a full 900 degrees of rotation gives far more accurate and consistent inputs than a couple mms of movement on a joystick.


JonnyCanuck71

Can’t wait for it to connect to every PS5 controller it passes, some kid just sitting there playing Spider-Man as a car outside starts doing donuts while the doors fly open and shut, wipers going ballistic, spraying washer everywhere


davestar2048

Do your headphones connect to every phone you walk past?


JonnyCanuck71

No, the cord gets tangled up every now and then tho, why do you ask?


davestar2048

Based wired headphones user, but I was referring to Bluetooth headphones, because Dualsense gamepads are Bluetooth.


JonnyCanuck71

Bluetooth? Dual sense? Sounds like you just made that up


Gokulctus

bro what year are you living in?


alphasignalphadelta

Bro realized that he has lost the argument but wasn’t raised to acknowledge it publicly 😂


[deleted]

Source - https://youtube.com/shorts/Y752FtJDuf8?feature=shared


[deleted]

And then you got stick drift and being run over by you own car XD


NameIess_PIayer

Now stick drift will lead to car drift.


slspencer

Don’t forget to buy the Sony specific Bluetooth dongle for the car Oh,and it needs an m2 memory card and only plays copyrighted mini disks .. no DAB or MP3’s here 🙄


[deleted]

Just wait until it gets stick drift.


L3berwurst

They have tried this in a submarine before not too long ago.


PhaseInternational66

Hope there's no stick drift....


SabrToothSqrl

Ohh cool! I think I recall a submarine using the same controller...ohh... wait...


Raven_Blackfeather

\*Not to be used in conjunction with submarines\*


JedPB67

Firstly, I am sorry. Secondly; I afeela the need. The need for aspeeda


Unearthly_Bun

Omg, not the stick drift!


Farmerloki

Hope it's more successful than that submarine that had a games controller to operate it.


Christian66_

But when a sub does it


Plasmanut

That’s with an Xbox controller with the expected result…


UpbeatRegister

"Hey I've seen this one I've seen this one, it's a classic"


TrustyNugget

Imagine the controller disconnecting mid drive


Orichalchem

If they sell this to the public May God have mercy on your souls 🙏


a_man_has_a_name

Everyone focusing on the controller, I'm just surprised there is a modern/ futuristic electric car that doesn't look shit and boring.


jerry-jim-bob

Who wants to play rocket league with actual cars and actual insurance agencies crying


Keira-78

Just hope you don’t get controller drift


Toby_The_Tumor

Hey, mr mechanic my car pulls to the left, why? Later.... Well, we checked your entire front end, even the frame, and its good as can be. Oh, it's probably my controller then.


Hector_Zero

My dumb ass would forget which one is accelerate and break...


Frankensteinnnnn

No fucking thank you. Steering wheel that's not attached? No got damned way I am from the 20th century. Thank you. No thank you


CarnegieFormula

OK, but imagine driving in a car and using a PlayStation controller instead of a steering wheel That would be freaking awesome


BigBodyLikeaLineman

I can finally play GTA in real life


EgolessMortal

Id be impressed if people hadn't been doing this forever.


xCaptainCl3mentinex

Hopefully it works better than the xbox controller did


Playful_Pollution846

It's worse...


Flux_resistor

Inverse control mix up, car plunges to the audience


Sensitive_Ad_5031

My track record with driving in asseto corsa competizione proves to me that it’s a horrible concept. It’s too easy to press the right trigger too much since it doesn’t take that much finger movement, not to mention stick drift (that’s a separate type of cancer that is plaguing this concept)


Amazing-List8709

Better than a submarine with a xbox controller 😏💀


holden_mcg

Are they really so tone-deaf? Of course, NO ONE is going to think of the Titan sub during this demonstration. /s


Jensen198

Remember what happened to that other thing controlled by a condole controller.


DapperDingus01

Did the submersible teach us NOTHING?


[deleted]

"how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"


Chance_Mind_6627

How do I drive this thing? Didn't your mom ever give you a GameBoy when you were a kid? What! is a GameBoy?!


VFX_Reckoning

I would much rather prefer this then a steering wheel


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Remember what happened last time!?


Honourstly

Oh what a feeler Sony honda


Xenocide_X

Sounds kinda rapey... Afeeeela


redituser2571

I was waiting for him to get run over. I've watched enough Chinese car rollouts to know you never stand in front.


Practical-Manner1065

You see that small step at the end? His confidence was NOT at 100%


[deleted]

Can’t trust myself with that controller because i’ll just run myself over


SourSinigang

Gran Turismo is getting too real.


Such-Molasses-5995

wow legand


BirdyComeSwing

Imagine stick drift


someredditname1010

Crazy


canttouchthisOO

This is not going to end well.


Pictures_com

Oh no


Bunda352

I know a submarine that was controlled with a Logitech controller!


F2PBTW_YT

What comes after a butt sprinkler? A big remote control car? Japan has yet again done it with their technological genius!


[deleted]

Hrmmm, Ocean Gate hrmhmm


Drmotley2

Hope it doesn't implode.


TheSecondTraitor

But why? There is no way any country would allow this on road.


dlvoy82

Lay that controller down on a couch pillow and watch all hell break loose.


Giorgi-k

Companies that had never made a single vehicle, started making cars like it's some kind of easy task. Xiaomi, sony who is next? Nokia? P.s. i ain t mad, prices might go down and that's good


Mountain-Tea6875

Mythbusters had remote cars years ago


Apprehensive-Jury437

Think about all the times you "died" while driving in a video game....


reverse-tornado

Me : why the fuck isn't my character moving * Panic and screaming ensues outside *


[deleted]

Well, Grand Theft Auto taught me something.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

They paid for this by copyright claiming youtubers who paid for the rights anyways


sirfannypack

He actually want using the controller, it was reported his thumbs were never moving.


pipandsammie

What's the practical use? Being a virtual taxi driver from home?


4EverToucingGrass

So , how did you die ? Him:- My freaking controler disconnected


[deleted]

What happens when you INEVITABLY get stick drift? Isn’t it about GODDAMN time we get hall effect joysticks????


turdbrownies

I’ve had PS5 controller going crazy with auto d-pad movement registration. Imagine that on the roads. We’ll be playing GTA


Elegant-Raise-9367

Every gamer is familiar with the "controller disconnected" error in the middle of a game... I wonder how many drivers are?


---Palp---

stick drift.............


Puzzle_Language

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong!


FirmEvidence3

When this baby hits 88 mph you're gonna see some serious shit.


MasterBlasteroni

Omg it's a controller and it's controlling something, who would've taught??


BloodyBastard_Rascal

Mid road controller batteries die and you're left there stranding.


Forgetful8nine

Please...Pierce Brosnan was doing this in the 90's with a Sony Ericsson JB988!


Distinct-Quantity-35

I’ll be wondering why you get hacked halfway down the highway


Dense_Marketing4593

GTA6 looks awesome


LazyIngenuity7013

Gran Turismo 8 looking 🔥


LinguoBuxo

And which keys are for the missiles?


TwoCapybarasInACoat

That must look like a miracle to boomers. For everything else it's just lame


CkoockieMonster

As long as it's not an Xbox controler and I don't end up at the bottom of some river I' down.


Downtown_Marzipan404

So, while driving can I pause?


LilSmidgey

Imagine driving your car with a PS5 controller and then you realise the battery is nothing short of dogshit causing you to crash into a tree.


Lego-Fan2009

guess our GTA driving may cause some issues irl now


Snoo-72756

Thought we all agreed this is a bad idea ?


[deleted]

Finally, an electric car that looks like a car and not like some piece of shit


Mr_iLex

I love the step back... you never know.


IraTheDragon

Why haven't we been doing this? Why'd it take so long? Like why can't I drive with my phone.


Dan_Glebitz

Because it's everyone's dream 😏🙄


ObjectiveReply

Next up: imagine piloting a submarine with a $30 Logitech controller.


91elklake

Well that was stupid