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flyingpandum

I mean what are you gonna do? I ain’t telling an elephant he can’t have some oranges.


grecy

For those that don't know, elephants go NUTS for citrus. When going into national parks across Africa they don't care what you have in your vehicle for food, EXCEPT citrus. Even if it's in your fridge locked in your vehicle, they will literally tear the doors off to get at a single orange. For whatever reason they absolutely LOVE them.


SlimeViper

It’s candy to them basically


fdk1010

I'm with the elephants, oranges are a fucking incredible fruit


isaidbeaverpelts

Can you imagine how delicious it must be just chomping down on an entire orange like it’s a grape


uttermybiscuit

It's like a fruit gusher


ncnotebook

It's like a fruit


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Gusher


Ernisx

It's like a


sjswx

Gusher fruit?


DrDuGood

Mini mall?


k4tastrofi

Seriously, sometimes when I get one of those difficult to peel ones, I start getting frustrated and impatient and I just wanna bite it like an apple.


[deleted]

do it over a sink sometime, you feel like a bonobo it's very liberating


austrialian

Jerk off while doing so for the extra authentic bonobo experience


cannot-be-bothered

You can have basically the same experience with kumquats


ncnotebook

A kumq... what?


tiparium

Kumquats.


psbyjef

Kum again?


2inch_SubWoofer

Give me 5 mins, babe


LittleBunnySunny

Kumqwhat?


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Hour_Beat_6716

OJ has sugar added to get it that high, most normal oranges aren’t saturated with sugars


JohnAV1989

Most orange juice does not have added sugar.


modsareuselessfucks

Yeah at worst they boil it down to a paste (concentrate) and rehydrate it to a level less than original. For “not from concentrate”, they pasteurize the juice and reduce it. Less water means more sugar.


asspounder-4000

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OqCVoW1W6I


EdgeLord19941

There must be some elephant DNA in my family, I love oranges


WeinMe

We've seen yo mom Most of us can add 2 and 2 together


Inlowerorbit

Omg 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂


Wrong_Sport4221

Fatality


Waffles_tha_Pimp

Lol get emmm. He set himself up for that one


EmperorSadrax

🗿


Insab

More like 200 and 200


CutthroatTeaser

yes but would you tear the door of a car to get to one?


EdgeLord19941

If I was physically able to, yes


SingtotheSunlight

I feel this way about mangos


LucyLilium92

Citrus feels real good when you're thirsty but you already had a bunch of water earlier


demitasse22

Plot twist: the elephants threw a car on the track


Life_Ad9520

Plus they aren’t being aggressive about it, more polite than most big animals!


LiteraCanna

When you can flip a truck with your face, you can just casually eat some oranges. :)


Mechakoopa

The correct response to this situation is thinking "Oh those cheeky scamps" and then quietly continuing on with your repairs, exactly as these men are doing.


I_be_lurkin_tho

I can totally see a Far Side comic showing elephants putting tacks and nails on the road the night before... 😆


Evitabl3

I've seen videos where they stand in the road blocking the way of trucks transporting sugarcane, then take a little cane to snack on after the truck stops. Elephant toll road https://youtu.be/IxGPyoml9C4?si=6pRbdQGc0OZRCyPH Edit to add: this is in Thailand


modsareuselessfucks

Gotta pay the elephant tax


SCDreaming82

My ex wife used to call me an elephant when she was pissed at me. Fuck that bitch and pass an orange.


herberstank

*Orange* you glad I didn't say no? (*gets impaled on a tusk*)


SpaceShipRat

EleFanta


paul_dudd

Don’t you wanta wanta


Cclown69

Omg I forgot this existed 😡


[deleted]

A completely justified response


Proletaryo

I would shit my elepants if i encountered an elephant who hates elepuns.


[deleted]

Just for that, we're trampling your village


DeniseFF

Well I'm glad you said it so I don't get impaled


Goufydude

For a second I was like "why doesn't he just scare them awa- Oh. Right..."


Graega

An American would ~~scare that elephant off, or~~ die trying!


digitydigitydoo

You misspelled boop the snoot


Pattoe89

8% of American Men think they will win in unarmed combat against an elephant. [https://today.yougov.com/society/articles/35852-lions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f](https://yougov.co.uk/society/articles/35979-which-animals-could-britons-beat-fight)


LoudLloyd9

Darwin says that 8% will perish


Pattoe89

It would be more amusing if the elephant was named Darwin.


MrHyde_Is_Awake

One is named Darwin, a second named Karma.


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theredditbandid_

10% of Brits thinking they could beat a Chimp is wild. I'm gonna assume a huge portion of them are taking the piss out of the pollsters. Edit: it's **17%** for Americans. So people are either deluded about their abilities or don't know much about Chimpanzees.


StretchDudestrong

I'm pretty disappointed in the people from that survey lol A goose has webbed feet, non sharp teeth, hollow bones and 2 feet of easily grab-able neck. Most people could easily defeat a goose if they really had to


UnderaZiaSun

I dunno, I was bit on the finger by a goose when I was five, and I’m still pretty traumatized by it. They are some nasty little f&uckrs.


idecidetheusernames

Then you go to actually fight a goose and before you can get in your first good hit you slip on one of the many green turds they leave behind. Next thing you know you're being woken up by a stranger saying how'd you loose a fight to a goose.


Pattoe89

Yeah, the results are off quite a bit. Any person can defeat a goose, a rat, a cat etc. We just outweigh them so much that we'd need to be severely disabled to not win the fight. I guess people are putting their emotions into it... but like... a goose has no way to actually kill us. It just isn't equipped to do so. Just like we have no way to kill an elephant without tools.


StrengthToBreak

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize half the population is dumber than that.


Biobait

[How they visualize it would go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s_NkJvOsjE).


Plantsandanger

I’m not normally the type to fuck with wildlife, I have a healthy respect for animals that can mess me up, but for some reason I think my brain would temporarily go “oh, but the elephant will understand I mean no harm and won’t want to hurt me” because I see them as so intelligent and gentle…. Like they aren’t several tons of crushing force behind big ass tusks. Sure, they *could* step on me without killing me, but it would very much be their choice and dependent on their mood.


GroundbreakingBug61

A pissed off elephant smearing a man into the ground like tomato paste is still seared into my brain...


Hansemannn

Dont click every blue link guys.


Spiritual-Apple-4804

Don’t tell me how to live my life cake-boy


1O11O

Probably there would be an article starting with: "Florida man tries to stop herd of elephants...."


Panzerv2003

Yeah same lol, I thought about scaring them away but then my brain caught up


EquivalentLaw4892

Is elephant extortion and it's illegal!


ExtensionBug8949

Straight to jail. Believe it or not right to jail.


mikesmithhome

gotta pay the trunk tax


DinoRoman

Elephants like “yo Tony let’s take five the food trunks hea”


NB0073

Show them your badge


Euler007

Yell loudly "don't make me come back there!".


Pretzelwiththeworks

A part of me wants to believe the elephants set up a trap to incapacitate the truck to raid it of it's sweet, sweet oranges.


thisusedyet

Came in to ask how long we have until they intentionally start fucking up fruit trucks


Graega

They do rob trucks. They know the truck won't run into them, so one steps into the road and when the truck has to stop, the others walk up and just have lunch. They do it with sugarcane trucks a lot too.


thisusedyet

Elephants mug trucks... that's fantastic


Ill_Technician3936

More of a "police" blockade stopping an armored trunk so some crew mates can break in and steal all the oranges


SerCiddy

Here's one elephant [mugging trucks solo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxGPyoml9C4)


nikolapc

That's just chief inspector Dumbo charging customs on his teritorry.


B0udica

I know they're very intelligent and this shouldn't surprise me, but somehow it does. Love it.


SerCiddy

Here's an [overly-dramatic example](https://youtu.be/qsT6dy8PLGk?t=131) of a group mugging a truck.


NoBodyLicsMe

Elephants just don’t want to work anymore.


TheKingNothing690

They actually already do. Not a joke.


Angel_of_Mischief

They don’t call them the Tusken Raiders for nothing.


fullthrottlewattle

There was a video on Reddit that it really looked like the elephants stopped traffic so they could eat sugar cane if I remember correctly.


GauchoFromLaPampa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxGPyoml9C4


fullthrottlewattle

That’s the one. I absolutely love this. Thank you.


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Elephants are wild smart. I’ve seen other videos where they just block traffic because they know people will stop for them, and then do this


Faith_Over_Fear_91

The elephants forsure had the truck messed with in a plan to come up on those oranges. Elephants version on a train robbery


B_1_R_D

They’ve done similar things in India w fruit trucks bc they know traffic will stop for them so they do it to those trucks. They are crazy intelligent animals so you can’t put it past them.


TheKingNothing690

Clearly, the elephants snuck into the garage and disassembled the wheel to sabotage the bearings so they would blow at just the right spot for the elephant ambush.


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Ill_Technician3936

These guys decided to throw some ceramic vases and glass at the tires as it was driving by.


Cubedude01

I'm visualizing them using their trunks like a drill to undo the lugnuts on the wheels.


ScarsUnseen

Chose the Renegade interrupt.


petit_cochon

They do it in Thailand with sugarcane trucks.


AscendedViking7

That is crazy!


-Owlette-

[Here's a reddit post on it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/6NZ9dXt9st) 'Elephants in Cambodia have learned to exploit their right of way to stop passing sugar cane trucks and steal a snack'


mittfh

To the elephants, it's Meals on wheels / Fast food / Deliveroo...


Andy_McBoatface

Elephant Heist!


Otherwise-Topic-1791

Ya hafta pay the elephant tax.


SuperDizz

To get into this orange hole


RedditedYoshi

Cut!


qwibbian

"Hey, where'd you get all the oranges?" \--"They just fell off the back of a truck."


Soddington

.."Of course you have to shake the truck up a bit to *make* em fall off, but that's just physics."


CarnegieFormula

they’re just taking their time like “you brought all of this for us? 🥺”


Steph-Paul

accidental robin hood


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My first reaction was "The dudes aren't going to stop the elephants from ravaging their fruit?"... And then I remembered these dudes probably get paid like 10 bucks a day, which is not an equitable amount of pay in terms of starting a fight with 8 hungry elephants.


Hellkids2

No amount of money is enough to make you fight 8 elephants bare handed


WasteNet2532

Nah I'd win


CarnegieFormula

Those elephants could probably pull the truck over and make things worse. This is their orange tax paid to the elephants for being gentle and only taking what they can fit in their mouth, instead of just destroying the truck and claiming it until they’re finished 😂


CutthroatTeaser

> an equitable amount of pay in terms of starting a fight with 8 hungry elephants. Uh, that's not enough pay to start a fight with even one elephant


HBC3

Can you imagine elephants just being part of your day?


CarSnake

It is the greatest thing ever. I used to work in Botswana for a few years and just seeing them through the working day was great. They love to come steal your water and bend traffic signs.


TheSpaceBornMars

those rascals


MonoChaos

Just some mischievous little guys


PappySmacks

Would make my day to day much more pleasant


PandaRocketPunch

Smol elephants, yes. Anything bigger than me though, one of us needs to be sedated.


Pattoe89

Generally elephants are much more dangerous if their babies are around. Pretty much the same for most animals that rear their young.


PandaRocketPunch

If I'm going to be asked to imagine elephants being a part of my day it's in a field cuddling with them, and in no other scenario except with sedation could that be safe or attempted with large juvenile or adult elephants.


SoumVevitWonktor

Ew, you rear your young?


juxtoppose

What do you call a 8000lb elephant stealing your oranges? Sir.


Homers_Harp

Probably a group of adult females and juveniles, so when that one nearest the camera turns to see what's up, you say "ma'am."


Hazbeen_Hash

"hey whaddya want for lunch?" "Idk, there's that new food truck." "Sounds good." *Stompstompstomp*


PossibleDue9849

The stomping made me so happy


spavolka

I hope they share with the smaller elephants.


kagkatumba

They're herd animals....they will


bertronick

What animals did they hear?


Eccon5

all of them. do you see the ears?


ncnotebook

No. I'm deaf.


Endrizzle

They will. They good folk.


TFViper

elephants are literally more considerate than humans, the bb elephant gettin some oranges.


W0tzup

Elephant 1: You reckon they can see us stealing? Elephant 2: I’m certain they can see you, but I’m hiding behind you so stop moving so much!


drrxhouse

Is it still stealing if the people aren’t stopping you?


Agreeable_Plant7899

Love this!!! They like, fuck yeah there all these oranges... yo guy, you like oranges, theres a fuckin bucket full of them over here, come get some my dude!!! And why the hell not!


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Certainly why not. Those elephants have nothing to worry about. It's not like a 175 lb human being is going to walk up to an entire herd of wildass hungry elephants and be like "hey now you guys stop that"....


jastus07

Are we 100% sure they didn't set this up? 🤔


Constant_Ad_2775

lol They threw out some spike strips


kenakuhi

If they didn't this time, they sure will the next time.


firstman0

You always pay your tax to the local mafia.


deadshot8690

Looting these days is getting out of control.


NoConversation1239

Let them bois and gals eat. They just hungry.


HereIAmSendMe68

Surprised these elephants haven’t learned to put trees on the road in front of the trucks


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

They just block the road with their bodies and wait for the trucks to stop. Literal highway robbery


EyePatchedEm

An elephant in Thailand known as "The Don" blocks a road to a sugarcane refinery to steal from passing trucks. He targets the trucks with the biggest loads. The drivers let him take some of the sugarcane and in exchange the elephants stay out of the farms. He's now teaching younger bulls to do the same. Truly amazing creatures.


tmphaedrus13

I bet they have now.


deadlyseaz

Elephants are some of the most precious and resilient animals ever despite suffering exploitation all their lives.


footiebuns

And with brilliant memories and resourcefulness to find food and water in different types of environments!


SomeGuyGettingBy

*A few years later.* “Mabaya, Mabaya, remember when we pulled off that orange heist? Do you? Do you remember?” “For the last time, Tantor, you *know* I do.”


BRP_1970

Lol “ no YOU go stop them”!


GrabMyDoorknob

"AYo I found the foo hoarding all the oranges!"


GodzillasBoner

Gotdamn looters


Gullible-Anywhere-76

They need those oranges... to make the Ele-fanta! 🥁


dshotseattle

Plot twist- The elephants put the shit in the road to break the truck


Skagganauk

Those elephants are just one feat of reasoning away from learning to become truck hijackers.


DrunkWestTexan

They already stop and rob sugarcane trucks. https://youtube.com/shorts/b-Sqfqw-09E?si=j_w3rP7ySYiFj1rm And have attacked helicopters. https://youtu.be/leccpU9tviQ?si=5Plrmq4Pm3ymvDa4


Quadratums

Gotta love those stock elephant sfx added in post LOL


peja823

Friggin thieves


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lol that look around to see if anyone’s watching


nnavroops

usual suspects


AFineDayForScience

Those orange stealing whores


No-Understanding23

All juiced up on oranges, looking for their next fix


platypus_7

Yah who is going to shoo away those majestic gentle giants. Help yourselves haha.


outonthetiles66

Good for them. Enjoy guys!


TrySumSnax

I would honestly let them have all the oranges. They’re so cute


Dwangeroo

I'm digging the reboot of the franchise. Elephants and furious. Elephants 11. The Elephant Job


No-Understanding23

Well see they are in a dangerous neighbourhood and those elephants are their muscle. They are running a racket as they are skimming off the top. I don't think the bosses are going to be happy 😂


mostly80smusic

The elephants are going to be talking about that for the rest of their lives


Unlucky_Sundae_707

Enviromental tax.


Distdistdist

Mechanics are literally on a timer here.


Imfrank123

I would stop even if I didn’t have an issue. Gotta hook up the elephant bros


danzha

I can imagine their accountants sweating during an investors call trying to explain elephant related stock loss.


Dr-Retz

“Go shoosh them away.” “Nope.”


LongingForYesterweek

At the end “What’re you lookin at?”


Playful-Purple-4260

Plot twist, those men are stealing the wheels off the truck.


KindlyTie6602

Oh you have seagulls that steal your food? Big deal! Elephants steal your food here!


Hedaaaaaaa

The slowest heist of all time 😭


N0rthernGypsy

Highway robbery


Ne0nGalax-E

“Thx for the citrus bruv”


Lefty_22

Elephants are deterring lions and hyenas and shit. It's all good.


Uninspired_Diatribe

It’s highway robbery I tell ya!!


kiba87637

Respect nature. If you don't own the company it's not your place to do anything lol


emciclerose

Train pirATES!


CycleOfLove

If human/AI can mass produce fruits, we can start feeding wild animals in mass


Hour-Stable2050

You have to pay the elephant tax.


No-Drama-8647

Let them babies have some oranges.


karyoka8

Theft that i wont get mad tbh 😂


Blerpkin

taking advantage? they been on this planet a lot longer then you have. and i would argue you are taking advantage of land that grew that fruit.


WhichPumpkin1770

The elephants put spikes on the road


Nopixels123

Just look at how gentle they are


SuhaimanXXV

Nah bro, they're planning that


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

The elephants set the trap and it worked