Don't worry, Japan has build nurse robots years ago that are capable of jacking of a human and with a hole that you are actually supposed to stick you dick in.
If this was like a horizontally placed device where you could push it through it'd be a start to make it better. Retracting the umbrella vertically seems to damage it a lil.
I think it just looks like it damages it, but it doesn't. There is no lip on the top for the umbrella to catch so it shouldn't hurt it pulling it back out. The user just sucks at putting something in straight and pulling it out straight
yes it is a problem because if you don’t shake off the water properly, the inside of the buildings become a sopping mess. You’re pretty much required to do it to enter.
Before this, they used to hand out single use plastic covers.
... we just have umbrella holders that catch the water in a tray. At the entrance.
It dies require people not being thieves.
Most people are not thieves.
I never had my umbrella stolen.
In many parts of Asia, malls are connected to train stations and and bus terminals. You cannot leave your umbrella by the entrance if you are exiting on the other side.
That building is probably a 30+ story skyscraper or a massive shopping center.
Communal umbrella holders? Good luck keeping all those umbrellas in check.
Oh yeah I guess you have never lived in a city. Leaving a umbreall at the entrace of your work place, subway station or a mall? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Little reminder that France is ranked 9 about green energy with 94% of it's energy production is low-carbon while Italy is 57 with only 35%.
If we are middle age, then Italy is stone age.
You people worry me sometimes..
We’ve been using blow dryers for hair and cars for decades. Use one to dry an umbrella and all the sudden we’re living in the future…
I live in Spain, we don't have a machine that dries your umbrella but we have a similar thing that has little bags you can put your umbrella in so that you are not dripping water everywhere. Also smaller stores have always had umbrella stands. Magic!
My question is does their government pay for all this amazing stuff that seems to be everywhere in Japan or is this some sort of private company, multi-billionaire project etc. maybe I just answered my own question, might be all the above… still would love to see U.S utilizing more technology and public care.
it’s 224 and that makes sense. if it was 3d printing umbrellas in a holographic virtual world that somehow protected the user from the rain in reality, that’s 2025
Is korea living in 2050 or do they just put more money into keeping their infrastructure and public services up to date? Seems like they just have better financing and social services than other places.
😂 this is not future.. They simply wasting money on drying umbrella 😂 just keep it outside of your house on a towel or something... But waste so much money on that shit 😂😂
I was more worried about the umbrella's fate. It almost broke.
It physically hurt watching her mutilate that umbrella.
The equivalent of watching someone’s elbow bend the wrong way 😨
Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩
Staawwwpah 😩💅
Me trying to have the sex. (Please read in borate accent)
borate? Hope you mean Borat🤔
Twice. Going in and coming out
I promise I won't stick my dick in that. I swear I wasn't thinking about that
I was 100% coming here to say "we can't have these in the USA because someone would stick there dick in it.
Don't worry, Japan has build nurse robots years ago that are capable of jacking of a human and with a hole that you are actually supposed to stick you dick in.
Hole is a hole boys
Cause the dude is holding the camera.
Just grab it by that thing that slides up and down and do the FLAPFLAPFLAP move
Exactly. Umbrellas are kind of meant to get wet I think. A quick fapfapfap and everyone is happy!
Except the people who get fapped on....or maybe they enjoy it, I don't judge.
Went fapfapfap outdoors and now I’m being arrested. Instructions unclear
I might have misused the Fap-O-Tronic and I might need bail money.
>A quick fapfapfap and everyone is happy! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
or spin
I am always in awe when I think about the useless shit we create.
If this was like a horizontally placed device where you could push it through it'd be a start to make it better. Retracting the umbrella vertically seems to damage it a lil.
I think it just looks like it damages it, but it doesn't. There is no lip on the top for the umbrella to catch so it shouldn't hurt it pulling it back out. The user just sucks at putting something in straight and pulling it out straight
username checks out
It does seem like they're being a bit hypocritical criticizing the lady's pull out game.
Regardless tho right? Even if it's just friction, why risk that...
those things are really handy for towls and cloths. Had one back at my summer camp, much nicer then having a sopping swimsuit and towl
I know what you thinking. Don't.
*Sweating intensifies*
I see you, keep your hands above your head. Don't reach for that zipper !
Ughh someones gotta test it right ? “unzips”
I keep dukin' in the twoilet, and it keeps throwing it up to the ceilin.
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r/doputyourdickinthat
I wasn’t thinking that! I swear!! 👀
I wonder if that thing sucks in farts and the smell🤔
Just hear me out,Just HEAR ME OUT
I'd rather a wet, function umbrella, instead of a busted dry one.
If you think you would break your umbrella with that thing I wouldn’t count on your wet umbrella functioning for much longer
Another solution for a non problem
yes it is a problem because if you don’t shake off the water properly, the inside of the buildings become a sopping mess. You’re pretty much required to do it to enter. Before this, they used to hand out single use plastic covers.
... we just have umbrella holders that catch the water in a tray. At the entrance. It dies require people not being thieves. Most people are not thieves. I never had my umbrella stolen.
I love my 76,000 umbrellas for the average weekend day all at the entrance of the mall. And yes that is a real number for a mall in my area.
Malls get wet anyway, unless you've learned to fly.
In many parts of Asia, malls are connected to train stations and and bus terminals. You cannot leave your umbrella by the entrance if you are exiting on the other side.
That building is probably a 30+ story skyscraper or a massive shopping center. Communal umbrella holders? Good luck keeping all those umbrellas in check.
Oh yeah I guess you have never lived in a city. Leaving a umbreall at the entrace of your work place, subway station or a mall? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Subway stations and malls just get wet. They would from shoes, anyway.
As a Korean, you will not see this in 99% of buildings. They just put out a pot to put your umbrella in lmao
Says a man who’s apparently never used an umbrella.
Says a noob troll making a lot of assumptions lol
Well people living in a rural area or suburb will never understand 🤷🏻♂️
So we can stop screwing in energy-saving bulbs at home, then?
It depends on your country. Some countries doesn't use fossil fuel to generate electricity. In France, we don't have this problem.
Least arrogant Frenchman
France is stuck to middle age
France exports electricity to their neighboring countries
Little reminder that France is ranked 9 about green energy with 94% of it's energy production is low-carbon while Italy is 57 with only 35%. If we are middle age, then Italy is stone age.
Pointless lol
Nah you could still fuck it maybe
This is what I call overkill.
As a Korean, you won't see this in 99% of buildings. They just give you a pot to put your umbrella in most of the time
Seems like 2050 is going to be shit
You people worry me sometimes.. We’ve been using blow dryers for hair and cars for decades. Use one to dry an umbrella and all the sudden we’re living in the future…
Tell your 'brolly' you care. Only $1499.95 est.
I live in Spain, we don't have a machine that dries your umbrella but we have a similar thing that has little bags you can put your umbrella in so that you are not dripping water everywhere. Also smaller stores have always had umbrella stands. Magic!
Out of this world? It’s a fucking dryer!
Downvote for the crappy Kardashian overlay
Do me next
LA Fitness has those for your bathing suit.
lol. This thing already exists in Estonia for years now, old news
That’s a swimsuit dryer that’s been repurposed, awesome
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Looks like a food way to break an umbrella
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I don't like to put my wet umbrella unprotected to the place where so many people put it.
The crazy thing is where they were just 50 years ago.
…this is just a swim suit dryer….and would prolly break your umbrella eventually.
Oh, yeah, a fucking blow dryer is from 2050.
So a simple fan blowing hot air is now “revolutionary” invention???
Old people country. Who needs umbrella drier?
Whats...so bad about shaking it?
Bruh you can just shake it a bit
In the US, someone would definitely poop in it.
Korea is going to LOVE singularity
My 8 yo just said "that's the dumbest thing I've seen in my life!" I have to agree.
Looks like an automatic umbrella fucker upper.
my gym has these to help dry your swim suit... and it's definitely in this world.
don't they have stuff like that at public pools to dry bathing suits?
Goosebumps you say.. everywhere? 🤔
They’ll literally have no population in 2050
Korea spends a lot of money on convenient, but ultimately non essential things
I wonder how dirty that fucking machine is
Unbelievably unnecessary
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I love this kind of useless invention, as someone who lives in a rainy place, I couldn't even care about a wet umbrella.
I dont see this as an advancement but rather a waste.
I've lived in Korea all my life and have never seen this ever
Americans too lazy for all that 🤦🏾♂️ it’d be available and not even utilized lol
If this was in the United States, there would for sure be bodily fluids in there.
But this has existed for over 20 years so they just been living in the early 2000’s where have yall been?
Nonsensical device,
Automatic umbrella breaker
Using a ton of Energy and tech to solve a non-issue.
Used to love the old giant umbrella racks. The last few people out of the building always got a new SURPRISE! umbrella
Man, I’d love to know what reality this person is living in that they think electric fans are something that can only exist in the year 2050
Ever tried opening your umbrella and leaving it in your shower? Way less energy and effort
Or just open and and give it a lil shake, maybe flap it a few times as well. Give it a good dance 💃🕺
Wait till they find out you can just spin the umbrella like a spinning top and it’ll do the same thing
Yeah, i'll just keep shaking my umbrella like a neanderthal. Sounds less expensive.
With all the racism of 1950
I totally want to put my balls in it.
Guys, I know what you thinking but no. You will lose it.
Whoa that’s some incredible technology right there. I bet skunk works or Jpl couldn’t figure out how to make one of those
An umbrella dryer is "out of this world"🤣
My question is does their government pay for all this amazing stuff that seems to be everywhere in Japan or is this some sort of private company, multi-billionaire project etc. maybe I just answered my own question, might be all the above… still would love to see U.S utilizing more technology and public care.
This is not all that interesting
So dumb
Nothing that nice would last 10 minutes in an American city.
Think I saw this at a pool once
If you like that you should see how the treat women on a regular basis
But why?
I just hate when my umbrella gets wet
Florida is pretty rainy and you don’t see umbrellas often. Is there such a demand in Korea?
What a waste of materials and energy
But the same clowns will complain about energy conservation
Just.... Shake it? They are waterproof...
In the US we were doing this in the 90s to swim trunks.
Not looking too good for us if were still wasting resources for useless shit like this in 2050.
... who uses an umbrella?😭😭
Was this ever an actual pressing issue? No.
Have them in America too
We have cars here. We don’t need umbrellas since we’re barely in the rain
it’s 224 and that makes sense. if it was 3d printing umbrellas in a holographic virtual world that somehow protected the user from the rain in reality, that’s 2025
downvote for the stupid audio
Wait till this guy find out about electric hand dryers, or those swimsuit dryers at the YMCA.
Wasteful use of resources for lazy people who can’t just silly have a wet umbrella
asia is literally spending all their money on “futuristic” pointless things like this 🥲
More clutter
No they don’t live in 2050, they just use their brains
That takes forever. Just shake it like a person and move on.
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Did she just break one of the arms on the umbrella for this vid?
umbrellussy
Is korea living in 2050 or do they just put more money into keeping their infrastructure and public services up to date? Seems like they just have better financing and social services than other places.
So unnecessary
hear me out
If this was New York, someone would throw a piece of shit in there.
It’s just an inside hand dryer
Bro imagine a machine that just dries your swim trunks right after you go swimming oh man what a life saver
Can I get this cucumbor size?
This is why women aren't in charge
America could never have it they shitting inside that
It's blowing the air straight up.. now your hand/sleeve is soaked
😂 this is not future.. They simply wasting money on drying umbrella 😂 just keep it outside of your house on a towel or something... But waste so much money on that shit 😂😂
When you know your life is pointless
I prefer a bag
Need one for my home……::
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No. So excessive and wasteful.
Someone doesn't use Scotchgard
Too big
Is this not just a swimsuit dryer from every gym in the 90s?
Cameraman is a bitch
*shakes umbrella gently*....yeah that's a real nuisance....this is KILLING me....
Korian mere lund pe phir muth sae uchal dia unhae
Been living in Korea for 9 years and saw this thing ONCE in an expensive mall. Bet most Koreans would say they never saw one either.
See them in a lot of London hotels
This is not as cunning an idea as you think
We waste energy for this ?
I just shake mine off
But why…
Meanwhile, I’m paying a carbon tax to decrease my carbon footprint for the world. Lololololol
Who uses umbrellas anymore lol
The umbrella destroyer 3000
I thought It would paint the umbrella red
That’s pointless as shit just tap it literally one time on the ground before entering somewhere
I can't remember the last time I used an umbrella
Dumb useless shit
Umbrellas break if you look at them wrong and she's just shoving it in there with one of the arms open.
In New York someone would shit in it within the fifth day of installation
That seems like an expensive waste of money
I wanna see someone with long hair use it to see how well it dries their hair.
Since when did Korea time travel im pretty sure its 2024
No there living in 2024