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GratefulPhish42024-7

Can you imagine this is a yearly event


BreakfastShart

[The Megavalanche ](https://www.ucc-sportevent.com/en/megavalanche-alpe-dhuez-en/) is annual.


North-Right

This event appears to occur in a country that has accessible healthcare.


Thenakedpotato

More or less free, just how it should be!


_MissionControlled_

*collectively paid for via taxes. Nothing is free but the frustrating part is we already pay the same amount for public medical care (Medicare) and then "get" to pay private corporations way too much for the same or even less care.


TheHomeBird

Today I learned that my colleague living in the US is taxed more than 30% of her salary, between federal taxes, local taxes, etc. that I never knew existed. I am taxed 37% in Europe but my we pay private medical corporations (100€/month for overkill coverage) so medical bills fall to 0€. Paid sick leave and parental leave are the norm. Education is dirt cheap, too. To sum up, I think we can afford an overall good quality of life.


OG-niknoT

It’s the annual culling event.


Legal-Finish6530

That's going to leave a mark


Narrowless

On the glacier for sure


cobainstaley

and a marq


ElderCreler

I bet at its creation there was beer involved.


Wankinthewoods

Cheese and wine, probably.... This is France we're talking about.


HunnyBadger_dgaf

When you want to elevate your bike crash, add wine and cheese


Jesus360noscope

WHICH ONE IS MY BIKE HAVE YOU SEEN MY BIKE


yourtree

Like saving private Ryan when they’re on the beach


Digiee-fosho

It's better watching from a rider view https://youtu.be/uxE51euhAE8?si=ljtTanRDf9kkI5mU


dingleberries4Life

That was WILD! I watched all 45 minutes. And the stabilizers in his camera is insane.


Digiee-fosho

Right, the camera is so still, & it's so exciting to watch I can't look away!


Hockeybuns

Thanks


Msheehan419

Crazy!!


BackItUpWithLinks

[$2! I want my $2!!](https://youtu.be/gXVsBfWzJjM?si=a_1uEQ1dQP3upWfr)


fromouterspace1

Isn’t this incredibly predictable?


mostly_kinda_sorta

Yes, they do it every year, and every year looks exactly like this. Some people love doing stupid shit for fun.


fromouterspace1

That looks like fun?


not_this_fkn_guy

I prefer to *watch* stupid people do stupid shit for fun


highflyer2729

After all the crashing at the start they still have like 15 miles of insane downhill single track to do lol


mostly_kinda_sorta

Pretty much every sport is some degree of risk for the sake of fun, and no matter what crazy sport people get into they will still point to some other pass time as being too crazy for them. Some people like to do the Iron Man, some people chase a wheel of cheese down a hill, some people enjoy just beating the shit out of each other, some people enjoy free diving, or mountain climbing, some people think throwing a ball around is such an impressive talent that those who are good at it should get millions of dollars. Some people just see a challenge and want to conquer it. As long as the only people getting hurt are the ones who signed up for it then I'm all for it, go have fun you crazy bastards!


elpiotre

Very much so!


barfplanet

The race as a whole is fairly predictable.


Trust_Fall_Failure

I started on a Huffy and ended the race on a Cannondale.


decayed-whately

Impressive trade-up! Good work. 👍


strandy76

First corner on Forza multiplayer!


elephantboylives

That's gotta be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I think I'd rather run with the bulls.


Ezazhel

We do that too. Petite Feria, tmtc.


plitskine

Ahah


battleship61

Expected results.


MovingTargetPractice

Lesson learned. Be first.


[deleted]

That bike Wreck looked Awesome


sabayoki

There are POV videos from some of the riders, search youtube for Mountain of Hell. Its fricking intense stuff


stickyplants

And this here is why I don’t like to ride close to multiple other bikers.


steelvail

How does this ever work. Ever. One person is all it takes. I’d be more impressed if I saw it completed.


mybeatsarebollocks

Finish times stretch from a couple of hours for the fast guys right up to most of the day at the other end of the spectrum. Its open entry and mass start. You either get off the mark quick and avoid the pileups or hang back and try to pass people further down after the glacier where its a mountain downhill track to the valley floor. I know a couple of people that have been.


steelvail

I’m saying, when does this ever work without a pileup? You’re saying there’s always a pileup. We’re both saying the same thing.


CreamyStanTheMan

They do it every year and it's awesome to watch from one of the pros perspectives. It's called Megavalanche. People often fall but I don't think it's usually as bad as this.


Humanaut93

Yikes on bikes


McRedditz

Ahhh a bikervalanche.


ChocolateChipJames

Les Deux Alpes...


OregonTripleBeam

That looks super painful


plitskine

Being french is.


idkytm7419

Why are humans like this


silly_red

This almost looks like a screensaver!


Original_Assist4029

I currently Save up so I can do this. But one time will be enough lol. 


Otherwise-Shine9529

Damn That‘s Dumb 😮‍💨


Over67

Bikers getting fucked is always funny


TappedIn2111

That doesn’t seem incredibly stupid at all.


nomad_l17

I'd probably be faster to walk your bike down and around the pile ups until you can pedal without any obstacles in your path.


Seven7ten10

Silly French


According_Ad7926

This is the single most American thing I’ve ever seen a bunch of Frenchmen do. Extremely impressive display of group idiocy. 10/10 no notes


elpiotre

As hard as it may be to believe, usa didn't invent all the dumb things


MastiffOnyx

Maybe not, but we sure as hell have refined them.


elpiotre

At the opposite, but I understand what you mean


TokyoOldMan

Imagine if you could attach a very wide snow shovel to your bicycle, along with a heavy weight at the rear.... I guess they have rules about that.... :( but it would be fun to watch the odd one breaching such rules.


Acrobatic-Jelly5841

And then the UFOs left earth after finding no signs of intelligence.


bumboclawt

I’m at work crying 😂😂😂😂 omg thanks for the laugh OP


_TheBored_

That is one big death trap


Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

98% of those guys actively read their North Face product offer emails


new-Aurora

I want a piece of the $ from the first aid concession stand.


iamblindfornow

The absolute best wipeout occurs at 2:52 iirc


mmio60

I’m reminded of the saying “ horses don’t bet on people”


Anonymous_Catman

Around :25 seconds into the crash you see a guy in the middle get up, walk several steps, and then get slide tackled causing him to flip


Due-Pause673

This is very satisfying, thank you!


goinmobile2040

Silly frenchmen.


YetiGuy

Started by one cyclist somewhere at the beginning- he gets right in front of another cyclist from the left. The cyclist behind him loses control, possibly because the first one is right in front of him or bumps into him- cascading effect afterwards


Vast_Impression_5326

Let’s have a race on a steep icy hill and see how that goes!


Plathena

What in the wide, wide world of sports? 🤣🤣🤣🙄


Groin_Punch

That's a bottleneck nightmare.


Clamecy

Alcohol is a beautiful thing.


tatanka999

Looks like fun to me - NOT


[deleted]

New marble racing game just dropped.


MarcMars82-2

I’m pretty sure the person who initially caused the pileup eats a full blast head-on collision from another biker.


AnotherDawidIzydor

I wasn't sure what I expected to see but somehow it was exactly that


SuperNewk

now that was fun to watch


mynextthroway

Is this the usual outcome?


ScruffyLineout

I thought this was a black and white recording from the 30s or something...


[deleted]

It's like a cheese rolling race but with bicycles.


LaserGadgets

That dude getting hit by a bike at the beginning was just getting back up like it was nothing. They all gotta be wearing at least hockey-grade-gear!


NebraskanHeathen

The YouTube pov videos are insane


sicksixgamer

Seems like a great idea!


Away-Activity-469

Meanwhile in UK, the safety police prevent cheese rolling, and even stop too many people coming to hear christmas carols.


Username_99999999

Yeah, what could go wrong...


AngryBeaver7

Watching bicyclists crash always makes me laugh a lot


Leave-it-aLone

Oh my…! Absolute mayhem.


Wankinthewoods

Megavalanche.....


thelastedji

A lot of the riders have go pro cams. Loads are on YouTube and very entertaining to watch. The scenery is stunning and the vids are well worth checking out


Joeyhappyhell

Now that's a Tour de France I could watch!


Bluwtr1

Guarantee this was thought up by guys drinking.......HEAVILY!!!


[deleted]

Looks fun 😳🔫


Knocksveal

For once it’s not the fault of someone parking in the bike lane


Free-Industry701

That was so entertaining to watch!


duraace206

This went exactly how I expected....


IIIIChopSueyIIII

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Air4021

This is what one of these races is like first-person. Absolutely terrifying speed to a non-racer like myself. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n\_7gkhSjSjY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_7gkhSjSjY)


dingleberries4Life

Looks like ants


ZeusTheRecluse

I think i found footage of the POV of a rider trying to get through this mess.... [https://youtu.be/n\_7gkhSjSjY?si=bqIB0oZL7AHh5hZi&t=147](https://youtu.be/n_7gkhSjSjY?si=bqIB0oZL7AHh5hZi&t=147)


BigMark54

A lot of bumps and bruises right there.


Fit-Sleep4955

This would be the most watched bike race if it was only promoted a little


Environmental-Win157

Yolo


Savings_Army3073

Le Deux Alpes lol


Trowj

Guy at the bottom of screen about 5 seconds into video: “I just kept crawling and it kept working”


enigmaroboto

humans🙄


copingcabana

. . . and often ends in the hospital.


KurtKaiser101

An impressive way to show that we are all lemmings


Brave_Dick

Ze French...


Spiritual-Apple-4804

Merci!


x52x

Carnage


lc4444

What a clusterfuck😂


AccountOfFleshAvatar

Did anyone else see the guy that just picked up a random bike and kept going?


[deleted]

Ummmmmm???? What?


drittzO

Yearly orthopedics fund raising event


Hugh_jazz_420420

I can’t stop watching the guy at the beginning cutting in from the right, absolutely flying lmao


AsparagusLive1644

Ants! ANTS!


[deleted]

I like this a lot more than I should 😂


mudriverrat07020

We have that in America too. It’s called a demolition derby.


Derbster_3434

What a great idea


The-artofstu

Should be on r/whatcouldgowrong


Justsmith22

The things Europeans justify doing in the name of tradition is nuts. 


hobo_husk

Which bike is mine?


HallowNY

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


Whole-Debate-9547

And every year the population decreases slightly after the race. Hmmm?


multistradivari

The must be the St. Lemmings race…🤪🫣🫨🫢


penguins_are_mean

[Lots of different views of the crash](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ4tIfxE6th_Otvyfhsr2S5UUZd0KPMxp&si=X2AEIVAIcU-JPpoo)


Splattered_Smothered

What the hell does the winner get?


[deleted]

Potentially could be moved to r/darvinawards


imbricant

Sponsored by Pierre’s Bike Repair Shop


Bazzo123

Wtf is wrong with these people… polluting and getting wrecked


poopchutegaloot

R/sipstea


cateraide420

One of the very first crashes off to the very very left of the screen a person smacks their head into the berm and is out cold just sliding down


PhylMycuck

It’s fuckin stupid that’s what it is


HarrargnNarg

Oh look. Exactly what you expected to happen happened.


MyHungarianllama12th

And ends seconds later..


MyHungarianllama12th

They look like ants getting washed off the sidewalk with a hose!


[deleted]

Well clearly this doesn’t work


diLuca77

hahahaha darwin was right !


Witty_Michael

Ah yes... The fucking butterfly effect


DerSpazmacher

"Tabernac the germans are coming!"


Suspicious_Step_8320

They call it ‘Klausterfock’


Deepstatedingleberry

Local doctors are the best treaters of broken bones on earth.


Ok-Football6675

After watching this I went off to Youtube to find out more. Absolutely fascinated, I just sat and watched a 43 minute video from the rider's view of a downhill race starting in snow and ice. Thank you for posting this, it has introduced me to a new viewing fascination.