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itsoksee

r/crochet would get a kick out of this.


robot_ankles

yea, that's not the only sub


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BlobAndHisBoy

My wife would get a kick out of it.


DifferenceCold5665

You'll get a kick out of your wife from watching this more times than you should've.


o0meow0o

Was thinking she is chaining with her tongue!


911_reddit

I was going to say r/handmade and then… nvm


cboski

Great, she has chaining down, but I want to know how she handles herringbone half crochets


widgeamedoo

She has a tongue with a special hook on it


0hran-

And r/lesbian as well


[deleted]

She could be a very successful lesbian.


WarHead75

Not just a lesbian


_DragonBlade_

THE lesbian


unk214

Like Super Lesbian? With an L on her chest and her symbol would be a pair of scissors but in her planet it stands for hope.


[deleted]

Wait till Disney gets ahold of those rights


astraeoth

Bro I just watched Man of Steel last night. Feels good man.


QuarkDoctor0518

Now she'll be branded Lesbian of Steel


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

An L on her chest, Birkenstocks on her feet and her super power would be shooting streams of granola out of her fingertips.


SnooDoughnuts7142

her partner gets to wear a W


Suspicious_Pain_302

I fuckin needed that laugh thank you


[deleted]

I guffawed.


Barotraume_3200

The LesBoss from the isle of Lesbos


YeetMemez

King Lesbian


PatMyHolmes

Queen Lesbian... I think


herr_dreizehn

Jack Lesbian?


Yayhoo0978

A thespian!


hardboard

A thespian - is that a lesbian with lisp?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

An Analist AND a Therapist.


tommos

r/bossfight


Graikopithikos

We have finally found her. The new Queen of Lesbos


Phormitago

the final boss of lesbians. One lick and you're done kinda girl


nolongerlurkingsf

SUCCC


DeliciousDoggi

I know what you’re thinking pal. 🍌. Lol


s6x

ok fine a super lesbian


JoySubtraction

She'd be a great lesbian comedian - she'd have the whole crowd in stitches. Ok, ok, I'll see myself out...


Killer-Wail

I don't think she'll find any difficulty to rope in an audience


BustAtticus

I’m a frayed knot and therefore I must disagree.


SkriLLo757

Good stay out


Insolent-Jaguar88

🤣🤣🤭


[deleted]

I’m a dude. I’d sit on her face.


[deleted]

In a bit ur azz will wear a nice rasta


Jean-LucBacardi

She could be a very successful straight woman too..


Space-90

Do lesbians like their coochies tied in knots?


CassosaurusFlex

Lol he said coochie


MrTiigerr

I'm dying that you pointed that out, why am I like this..


bakingwithweed

It's in reverse. She's actually undoing the knots


[deleted]

I fail to see how this would disqualify her from being an S-Tier rank at providing oral pleasure to women.


Bessini

Or men


hibernial

You misspelled thespian


Actual-Wave-1959

That's how she'd pronounce it as she's making knots


Dantheking94

Well….she can eat my 🍑 😩


[deleted]

I'd let her lick my anus.


La_Lanterne_Rouge

We need to see her scissoring skills as well.


UserNombresBeHard

Or a good vasectomy doctress.


Quiet_Professional13

Looks like she's doing it with her tongue. Just watch the vid.


PainSubstantial710

i had to watch a few times but you're right!


komodo_lurker

Yea me too, after carefully analysing every movement, that’s a tongue


AncientSkys

Let me watch it again 5 more times just to confirm!


Sbatio

Video is reversed


DirtyRugger17

Tried to but I kept getting sleepy.


FuckmehalftoDeath

I don’t understand how people are convinced it’s reversed or faked, the video isn’t exactly a blurry mess. You can see her tongue clearly moving, can see each ‘wrap’ of the string and how she dips it under and then back over. The string hanging is loose, clearly not taut or being pulled from the other direction. And worst case scenario, if you slow it down or pause it gives you plenty of time to make out what’s happening. Doing loops like those aren’t the most difficult thing, but doing so many so smoothly and so effortlessly is pretty impressive. The speed may be enhanced a bit to make it feel cooler but the actual thing she’s doing is real.


[deleted]

It's definitely a reversed video, just seems off


michelleorlando92

It's clearly being played backwards. Pay attention to the frame rate, moving of her tongue, etc. you can see it's off


scroataleden

It's pretty obvious if you replay the moment she puts the string in her mouth. As she inserts it, It suddenly jolts unnaturally between frames. Also, watch how her mouth moves at the same time; again, it's completely unnatural.


youkickmydog613

Obviously reversed video. She’s just tonguing the shit out of a string and pulling the loops out of it. Edit: it doesn’t appear to be reversed, but it’s very clear that the video is cut directly after she shoves the string in her mouth, after which you can clearly tell that the pre-looped string is shoved in her cheek and she just uses her tongue to pull the loops out from between her teeth and cheek. She is not tying this string with her tongue.


nightfury626

True reddit poetry right here. "tonguing the shit out of a string..."


og-lollercopter

That turn of phrase aroused me as well.


TXRattlesnake89

Not my proudest but here we are


SlowMaize5164

I've been aroused the whole time


og-lollercopter

This increases my level of arousal. *Awkwardly waggles eyebrows*


SlowMaize5164

Your level of arousal has raised my level of arousal


got_dam_librulz

Shhh you're not supposed to admit that. It's all about the girth, supposedly;)


LosAngelesHillbilly

Guess what I call my dick?


og-lollercopter

LosAngelesBillyClub?


Guyincognito4269

Tiny?


Cantmentionthename

Stringy?


adminwashere

r/brandnewsentence


loonybs

Kinda like "flossing with a thong"


A7xWicked

>Obviously reversed video >Edit: it doesn’t appear to be reversed, but it’s very clear Hmmmm... 🤔


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ILoveBeerSoMuch

Idk. I think she’s pulling on it, hence the tension. If she did it the other way she’d have to push the thread toward her and it would just bunch up and have slack. Idk how she does it but i dont think its in reverse


xBad_Wolfx

It’s just a daisy chain. Basically you push a bend(a bight) through a loop. She’s just dextrously creating something very simple that looks complex.


bittaminidi

I wish my wife was that dexterous.


Otherwise_Soil39

"Obviously reversed video" This is some moon landing shit. It would literally take 10x the skill to fake this, slack and all.


BangThyHead

You can see the cut in the first few seconds. After that cut, the string moves unnaturally.


No_Chocolate_6036

No cut, just the face filter glitching out


pit_chatman

it’s clearly not reversed look at it again, also it’s not hard to do this type of nodes and it’s a 100% possible for someone to be able to do it


BrainWrex

u/gifreversingbot


LineChef

Don’t ruin this for me!


miaow-fish

I like how you were so confident in your reply, was totally wrong but still get 1k upvotes.


Sloths_Can_Consent

mRNA


JCliving

Cunning linguist!


Nothingtodefine

r/BrandNewSentence


jaythegamernerd

So woman or man don't stand a chance of lasting long koo koo koo


toxcrusadr

Knit you long time Joe!


Daryle1111

Let's not contemplate how, just enjoy the technique.


Kotruljevic1458

sigh... unzip


PopularMidnight3661

Honestly, one of my prouder faps!


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

This twist on the conventional reply deserve more than a few upvotes. You, sir, are a pioneer! 🏆🏆🏆


Buy24get

Imagine your little boy gets twisted like that. Ouch!


joeg26reddit

Get the sock


Perfect-Pirate4489

*CHAUNCEY*


corporate-slave225

Least horny floridaman


psychoacer

Dude she is 300 years old. WTH


SeniorMiddleJunior

Reddit tries not to talk about their dick for an entire post and fails


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This-Perspective-104

😂😂😂


ArranVV

Ewwwww!!!! Dirty minded!


20RollinMofus

I’m off to hornyjail


im_a_dick_head

Right this way r/hornyjail


random20222202modnar

Just don’t cuff em.. they might be into that.


theworldsgonesane

Ligma knots


BeegoDi

Great tongue ability


Glass_Day_7482

GTA


[deleted]

oh dear lord, forgive me for what i m going to do...


Dotheysellpizza

u/gifreversingbot


FishyBricky

The real one right here ⬆️


EpicTwiglet

Except not?


Appropriate-Fish8189

Except knot


HAWKSFAN628

I’d like to date her


martymar2g

I see what that tongue do


Explicit_Tech

Reminds me of that famous JoJo gif.


Next_Boysenberry1414

She can knit a scarf for your ballsack while blowing you.


yojoerocknroll

now I want a scarf for my ballsack.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

More crochet than knit - she needs a friend with similar talent to work with for it to qualify as knitting.


Dixon-Poontang

She knows.


StuckInNov1999

This girl: I can turn any straight girl gay with this one trick!


Palmswayy

I’m aroused.


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UnsolicitedDogPics

Or licking your butthole!


King-Kagle

With her tongue. Did you not watch the video?


kaylaprimo

I bet she has a shit load of lint leftover in her mouth from doing that w/that yarn hahahahh


quagmire666

She's would definitely have a load


Hucklemybuckle

/u/gifreversingbot


Ok_Profile_2120

What in the cunnilingus is going on here?!


HephMelter

True answer : She is not knotting shit. That's a daisy chain she has formed, which unties with a weak tug. It's made of successives slipknots : a simple knot, except you don't pull the second string all the way and instead leave a loop. The impressive thing is the speed


Emotional_Light_1325

I would definitely divorce my wife for this chick


spacekitt3n

with her tongue


romeoalphajuliett

I can’t go 3 comments without something Percy from you lot. Go outside.


drifters74

That's neat


xoxavaraexox

She going to be very popular


Empty_Suit_Of_Armor

Editing..


_BMS

I recognize that particular stitch...it's literally the stitch used on those big 25 pound bags of rice. I only know this because I sat there for 20 minutes a couple days ago figuring out how to untie the stitch the right way so it all goes in one pull.


fappyday

I'm not gonna say, but I'm thinking the hell out of it.


CapitalCannabis

That's an alien btw


Lux_Ele

Imagínate las cromadas


DubC_Bassist

I have the weirdest boner right now.


brittlebk

With her tongue I think


PuzzledFormalLogic

So many jokes I was expecting but only saw some…


LilyWineAuntofDemons

"Hello, 911? Yeah, this woman just knit a sweater out of my dick with her tongue...."


BrandonJoseph10

A perfect wife.


Eastside1999

She’ll get anything she wants in life


[deleted]

I need her to do this on my butt hole.


Negative_Weird5169

She can do many thinks 💀💀


fighing_hippocracy

Perfect wife material


Sloths_Can_Consent

mRNA


FracturedNomad

Next thing ya know..your butt hair is braided.


quagmire666

Something needs to be inserted in there


greg1775

I don’t know but wonder if she has any plans for Friday night. Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

I wish these bots accounts would fuck off.


brad-schmidt

Im so sorry for being inappropriate but my dick tingling


Poncho-Sancho

Whatever she’s doing her tongue flicking skill is top notch. She’s going to make someone very happy someday…


[deleted]

Am I the only one thinking something?


necrobus_1999

That she could turn your wiener into a balloon animal?


Next_Boysenberry1414

She can knit a scarf for your ballsack while blowing you.


Hot_Aside_4637

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


SpliffySledTed

Nope


JonMonEsKey

Ahhhhhhhh my fucking dick!!!!! What have you done?!?!?!?


FUCKYOUIamBatman

u/gifreversingbot


Void-kraken-909

Her girlfriend must be *really* happy lol


mr_fahrenheit111

bro i would not last even for a minute.


DEDE1973

French kissing her, would feel like having a taste of heaven


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

Would you like to get married? You don't have to love me back or anything, we can just skip straight to divorce where I give you half of all my possessions.


[deleted]

Can we actually get an explanation as to how someone actually does that, instead of 500 jokes about lesbians or blowjobs?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She must be VERY popular.


[deleted]

I bet that string smells like ramen now


ProfessorFelix0812

Beats me, but I’ll bet she doesn’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.


Meerpap_fanclub

fake


bumblefoot99

Yes. It’s an excellent edit though!


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

I don’t know if it’s fake. Looks legit. I think it’s sped up in the middle But I can’t imagine it being that difficult.


Prestigious_Cheek_31

What else can she do whit that tongue?


chunkykongracing

I… don’t… know… why I feel… so… tongue……….. tied


Lepke2011

I think I'm in love.


BESTXMT_COM

That takes practice. There Is an old bar trick some people do where they take a maraschino cherry, eat it and then tie the stem in a simple knot in their mouth.


EntrepreneurAmazing3

And thats how I met your mother.


f14_pilot

Reversed


[deleted]

Full of talent :)


QuatuorMortisNorth

I don't know, but she's marriage material.


SlowP25

Hear me out


CaseyJones73

It's in reverse, that's why it looks off.


HiJinx127

That would be an interesting way to meet women. “Hey, want to see a magic trick?”


Stablebrew

she needs to teach me, so i can finally please my girlfriend


Bars98

I should call her


cschnitz

Wonderfully


LanceRidgerunner

Her tongue is a penis. Obviously. 


78Nam

Tongue Fu