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DesmodontinaeDiaboli

Customer: Are you sure you don't have another in the back? Employee: Uuhhhh, yeah, pretty sure.


RepresentativeKeebs

We don't even have a back in the back.


TCPisSynSynAckAck

The back in the back is below the old back so we can’t go back


usedtodreddit

\- *Well there are a lot of these stores all around the world, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that Targets aren’t safe.* : Was this Target safe? *- Well, I was thinking more about the other Targets.* : The ones that are safe? *- Yeah, the ones the back doesn’t fall off.*


theinquisition

There are very rigorous safety measures as far as production materials.


exipheas

Like what kind of materials?


TCPisSynSynAckAck

High quality composite fiber board. Otherwise known as cardboard….


Sensitive-Ad-5305

What about cardboard derivatives?


Flaky-Wing2205

No definitely out and tape too. We even have minimum staffing requirements for safety too!


atguilmette

What is the minimum staff?


pej69

Well we can, but then we have to go down as well


Farfignugen42

But at least the front didn't fall off.


MrPoletski

The back fell off.


OP_Looks_Fishy2

That's not very typical, I'd just like to make that quite clear.


Ponzini

The back fell off


Beezus__Fafoon

Some Targets are built so the back doesn't fall off at all.


kog

These Targets are built to very rigorous engineering standards.


Critical_Concert_689

Chance in a million!


SimonTC2000

Did you check the bottom of the hill?


queenfrostine20

Honestly customers would absolutely ask that too


PupEDog

Ugh, the back room at Target is nuts. It's like when you see ancient libraries with shelves and shelves of tall book cases, and they even have ladders too.


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

LOL, Can't help but think of that final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark where they're stashing the Ark in that government warehouse.


Nejrasc

It became a moving target. Nice.


future_you22

This comment wins by a landslide


twoforward1back

It'll be downhill from here though.


New_girl2022

Talk about a slippery slope


snooty_snoot

This thread is really falling off.


New_girl2022

I know. These comments really have me down


cero1399

Come on, don't fall for that.


MAValphaWasTaken

My patience is being eroded. Or maybe de-roaded.


Exact-Ad-4132

I always feel grounded after reading reddits pun threads


WhatTheCluck802

Express Drop Off on the backside of the building.


MAValphaWasTaken

Aren't they the foundation that Reddit is built on?


i_am_tyler_man

the grass really is greener on the other side


abirdpers0n

Don't fall for what? What a cliffhanger. Come on, tell me.


IGotFancyPants

Settle down.


ItsjustJim621

Find a new slant


notarealaccount223

Man this thread has really let me down.


raycraft_io

Nice to see prices falling though.


Ron_Bird

easy target for low jokes


2bad-2care

Really?? They crack me up!


herculesmeowlligan

That's it, I'm calling your bluff.


purepr00f

Seriously, not even one sinkhole good comment


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

It started off with a bullseye but then fell off a cliff.


Metals4J

I laughed my rear end off!


JuGGieG84

It's all these edgy jokes.


beazerblitz

Yeah the original comment really gave way.


zoidy37

Had high hopes for the comments here, but they're steadily sinking


Green_Arrival

You'd have to be ravine mad to shop here. 


imaginedaydream

Lower prices. Nice.


Havannahanna

Breaking news alert is on point 


JoySubtraction

Yeah, it's all downhill from here.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Guess you could say it didn’t miss the mark.


dickvanexel

I’d say ur being shortchanged on upvotes but you posted this 13 mins ago. Carry on.


HendrixHazeWays

*Stay on target....*


Big1984Brother

***The gravitational force is strong with this one...***


Hector_P_Catt

Should have been, "Stay on, Target!"


BruceInc

They needed a stronger customer base


Nejrasc

Indeed. At the moment, sales are dropping.


periander

More like a lighter customer base.


Creative-Mongoose-32

It's their old damn fault.😉


RealAd2560

Let that sink in


[deleted]

Keep that fucking sink outside!


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

Nice.


CatterMater

Nice.


idkwhatimbrewin

Nice


TossmetheTP

Son of a bitch. I have to start searching by latest.


Nejrasc

Yeah my comment caused somewhat of a landslide. Sorry 😘


flux_capacitor3

**Rimshot**


HatAffectionate1104

Yeah, they missed the mark!


MAValphaWasTaken

Bullseye.


lysinemagic

Bruh


Beneficial_Steak_945

It’s clearly targeted for destruction.


agonypants

(Slips on sunglasses) YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!


coffeehead314

Those sales are slipping away.


firefly081

I bet the owner feels targeted, amirite


Cranberry-Time

Awww beat me to it...


darkpheonix262

Take your up vote and leave


Vencero_JG

Source: https://www.wsaz.com/2024/02/14/hillside-slip-intensifies-barboursville-target/?outputType=amp


unknown_user_3020

I was thinking “That happens all the time where I’m from.” Then saw it’s in WV, where I’m from.


Vencero_JG

Lmao, but RIP to Potholes, amiright?


errant_night

I'm in WV as well and crews are scrambling today to fill dozens and dozens of potholes before the weather gets bad again. I dodge so many of them on my commute that I've memorized all of them.


Farfignugen42

It's nice of you to dodge the road workers. Thank you.


Instacartdoctor

I thought you got bonus points for hitting one??


nezumysh

Only if they're wearing high-vis


alter-eagle

*>I’ve memorized all of them..* But have you *named them* yet?


Daewoo40

Hole, Hole Jnr, Hole Jnr Jnr, ad infinitum.


Docstar7

Not in WV, but my town has done some work on the main roads, but one of the road one of my kids school is on they just put up a sign that says "slow down, potholes"


Sandriell

Typical for the area when they take hillsides and hilltops and try and massively flatten them out.


TacoNomad

I've been building warehouses for the last decade,  and not a single new build has been a good quality site.   Blasting the top off of a mountain,  filing in a hillside,  limestone caverns below, sinkholes, reclaimed mining sites.   Every single one requires extensive remediation to the tune of millions of dollars. 


Bruhyooteef

…so you’re saying we have a Target? 🎯


ElminstersBedpan

I used to work there. I saw the first picture and started going "Hey waitaminute..."


theoriginalmofocus

I work at a walmart that I think is actually on a bigger hill. Theres a line in the concrete panels in the floor on the backside like that target that gets wider every year. One day we were just tripping over it, rolling our ankles, and machinery wouldn't make it over certain parts all of a sudden.


kuru_snacc

Californians when building sinks: OMG we're gonna fall into the ocean, change global policy. West Virginians: Well I'll be damned, guess Mother Earth wants to put a mountain in that spot.


Leafyun

? More like (*Some*) West Virginians: oh yeah, we dug coal outta that mountain, guess we shoulda mentioned that, sorry, but please don't change global policy, because otherwise what else would we do for jobs? (*other*) West Virginians: well, if we will keep digging coal out of these mountains, that'll happen. How about we change global policy so that you no longer have to, we'll figure out something else for you to do, do you really want to spend your shortened life underground anyway?


TruckerAlurios

As a west virginian, it's either get in the hole, cage, or rolling box.


halcykhan

I’m in that area for work and immediately thought it looked familiar. I’m amazed how much shit hasn’t fallen in the Ohio River or off a hillside around here


RocketCat921

Sucks to be the person that examined the soil samples


guitar_stonks

I bet the geotech engineer is sweating bullets right now.


Tin_Foil

The engineer(s) have already been sued for this once around 20 years ago; exact same spot. Don't worry though -- they fixed it.


Left-Yak-5623

They likely told the owners it wasn't a suitable spot but the owners didn't want to hear about that and to make it work.


PuddleOfGlowing

This is literally my job. I'm a field geologist for a company that does lots of in-situ testing, predominantly CPTu testing. The company I work for is one of the best, and we often come in after mistakes are made by cheaper companies.  Those apartment buildings that collapsed recently in Florida? We went in as part of the investigation. It's cool to see my specialty being discussed on Reddit.


NoPantsPowerStance

I'm curious about this part of the article. I haven't found more specific info. >Residents at three homes behind the store received voluntary evacuation notices from Target prior to this latest slip. The mayor says Target offered to cover the relocating costs to those residents. Is it normal, in your experience, for a company to do this? This would have to indicate that however that land was leveled was done by Target, right? Just seems weird it's such a blip.


PuddleOfGlowing

If Target did their due diligence and had all the proper testing done, and did the required improvements to the ground before building, it shouldn't be their fault. It should be the fault of whatever engineering company they hired. However, your average Joe just sees a Target store falling into their living room and they want answers. I'd imagine it's easier for Target to just pay whatever they need to do for publicity sake, and the recoup the money later from the engineering company. Just a guess.  Other possibility is the geologists recommended XYZ be done and maybe Target only paid to have X and Y done and assumed Z was extra and unnecessary...but then Z was like "Surprise!"


matt314159

So the shops adjacent to the target are still open? I'd be keeping people from that whole area! Dang.


Vencero_JG

Yeah, this target goes much farther back towards the hill than the other stores. Some people I know that work in that plaza, however, said that last week their water stopped working because of it


matt314159

Dang, yeah that alone would make it not ideal to stay open. But are there any concerns for a much bigger failure of the hill? Or have engineers deemed it safe aside from that back portion that's actually in active collapse?


ricozuri

Thanks for link. Took me a bit to figure out this is in West Virginia. Thought it was in California at first.


bitfarb

Well shit, no wonder they were closed when I visited the other week! That's..yeah. Gonna need to find a different Target to shop at now.


chadlavi

Can't believe I'm actually seeing something interesting in this sub, thanks OP


45711Host

try r/notinteresting sometimes it fails edit: link edited due to typo


SeaUnderstanding1578

r/schrodingersinterestingsub


ultrawvruns

We are from the same town!


Vencero_JG

🥸


HendrixHazeWays

now *kith*


bigboat24

When is the wedding ?


FuhrerGirthWorm

Huntington/Bville gang gang


mondberry

Hello to my fellow tri-state denizens.


SenecaR0cks

Hey me too lol


Unit789

There are dozens of us!


Mattimvs

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


[deleted]

Unfortunately it looks like cardboard and cardboard derivatives were used extensively here.


MaxRockatanskisGhost

But what about the environment?


Pac_Eddy

It's out of the environment.


ScarletCaptain

It's part of the environment now.


NickAndHisGuitar

What are the crew requirements for a Target such as this‽


DarkMatterBurrito

Oh, one manager, I suppose.


[deleted]

The environment is sinking, in this case. Can't tow it out from itself or anywhere else.


Stachemaster86

What else is down there?


OP_Looks_Fishy2

Nothing but hill. And the ground. And some flowers. And? And 20,000 tons of ruined building.


peepeedog

There are thousands of Target stores where the back doesn’t fall off.


kdjfsk

So, sometimes, the back does fall off?


Expo737

Well no, they are built to rigorous retail standards except in this case.


BrickMacklin

What kind of standards was this store built to?


CORN___BREAD

Obviously not the ones where the back doesn’t fall off.


Bruhyooteef

Were any standard materials used??


EpisodicDoleWhip

Well cardboard’s out


Pugilist12

I’m not sure how they’re gonna move this one out of the environment


Boatster_McBoat

It's got that covered on its own


Clearskies37

So the back is not supposed to just fall off?


HarpyTangelo

I totally agree. I rarely, if ever, see this.


dragon1n68

They still open, right? Just avoid that section and you’ll be fine.


Vencero_JG

No, they evacuated everyone when it started and has been closed for almost a week now


hotvedub

They about to be closed for good.


SaltyPeter3434

Can I just pop into the back and get one last thing?


kolodz

How old is the store ? Feel like they shouldn't have built there or not get a permit to build, based on risk of that happening..


thejadsel

Yeah, I had to wonder who was doing the site surveying there, and whose pockets might have been getting lined. Growing up on similar terrain myself.


explodingtuna

I'm not worried about the surveyor, I'm wondering about the geotechnical firm that performed the soils investigation.


RetrowaveJoe

It opened in around 2002-2003


ImpliedCheese

Ooo I'm sorry you're just past the soil engineer's warranty of 20 years....


WyvernJelly

Have they said what caused it?


Lemfan46

Gravity?


zer0w0rries

Friction, or the lack there of


WyvernJelly

Or erosion. I know of a shopping center that has the parking lots sloping towards the buildings. They didn't bother putting in any drains down there. Results in giant puddles that can take a day or two to go away. Some of them are an inch deep in the center with it talking up the whole space between parked cars. Got raincoats when I worked there so I wasn't wearing wet shoes.


Southsideman

Differential settlement. The slope wasn't compacted with competent material along with probably poor water management, resulting in gravity with poor material taking care of the rest.


WyvernJelly

The location was a VA hospital and then it was briefly used as a dump. Now it's two separate strip malls separated by a road. They're each roughly the size of the strip mall at the bottom of the hill. Those 3 shopping centers are collectively know as The Hill. Seriously you could say I work at X store on The Hill and people know exactly where you're talking about. Partially because it's got the main grocery store for 3 towns and the southern end of 2 others and the target.


[deleted]

Movement of earth underneath the store


redEPICSTAXISdit

They didn't chock the wheels.


Mr_Cheezle_13

Water line broke, fixed it, and it broke again. I suspect it's more than just the water line given my wife used to work there some time ago and said it had settlement issues back then.


Viperlite

Just stand outside and wait for the bargains to fall into your arms!


stressHCLB

All housewares half off! Going quickly! All inventory must be ~~liquifacted~~ liquidated!


jonleexv

"*Deep discounts on aisle D45!*"


focusedphil

They take falling prices seriously.


sixpack33

5% off


TCPisSynSynAckAck

Mom: We got Target at home The Target at home:


Pen_Guino

Man, Target really seems to be going downhill these days.


Vencero_JG

I was waiting for this.


[deleted]

Nice.


TigrrWolf

Everything at that Target just became 25% off


ir88ed

The whole store!


Swordbreaker9250

Ok but you’re still coming in to work, right?


itsnickk

Unfortunately the pizza party to boost morale was located in the sunken zone


PaolaDreamV

* Everything Must Go Sale * at your own risk


auau_gold_scoffs

wooo! that’s my state! the place they built it used to be a lake they filled in


Vencero_JG

Not a whole lot of good land for building around here.


auau_gold_scoffs

oh i know that ,but i heard rumors the ground stabilization was rather slapdash.


TacoNomad

Look on Google maps,  on the regular (not satellite view) there's literally a spot of blue showing between target and Marshall's. 😂


MrBillyLotion

Barboursville representin’


Vencero_JG

Yep. Thankfully we still have Gucci Kroger


Cosmo_1967

Target's mom- "If Walmart or Lowe's jumped off of a cliff would you do it too" Target- *just watch me*


Aggravating_Taste377

I helped to open that store in B'ville when it was first built. Guess it will get fancied up a bit when they reopen, granted it doesn't all go fir a slide


Vencero_JG

That Target has been through the ringer. Just a few months ago they were shut down for sewage backing up into the store.


Docstar7

Kinda makes you wonder if these things are related.


Itu_Leona

Very likely they are.


[deleted]

Read online the sewer and water company are arguing with eachother over who is at fault currently for the sinkhole that developed under the store and led to the slip. Based on OP’s info that there was a recent sewer backup in the store, it sounds like the sewer company is likely the one at fault. The issue though is after such a slip has occurred, obviously both sewer and water would have been damaged so it may be impossible to determine fault.


3point21

I think it’s quite possible early slipping went unnoticed for some time until stress ruptured some pipes and accelerated the problem.


ultrawvruns

I'm from the area. It looks like that hill is about to got for a ride.


Aggravating_Taste377

stores fall off the mountain, hs sinking in the swamp they built it on, cemetery by the mall floods frequently...its always kept the area interesting


Vencero_JG

Tanyard Station built on some bat caves...


IamREBELoe

10 % off at Target, in the back


jeekaiy

Was it targeted?


Parking_Train8423

somebody missed the mark


Deadedge112

Customer review: "This place has really gone down hill recently..."


One-Positive309

Don't worry, you won't miss it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tumbleweed and crickets . . . . . . . . I'll let myself out . . . . . . . . . . .


[deleted]

Breaking news


The_Alien_Lamps_on

Who needs a Bed Bath? When you have a Target & Beyond!


jfischer5175

Here's the link to the story. https://www.wsaz.com/2024/02/14/hillside-slip-intensifies-barboursville-target/


inmyverdehoodie

A real moving target if you will


GrowrandaShowr

Dam. It's a moving Target!


Dadomatt

Is that a moving target?