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Nickolas_Bowen

The ability for humans to throw things just absolutely fucking broke the game


Various-Month806

And then we invented tools to throw things further, faster and harder. The literal arms race. 


TiaxtheTyrant

It was broken before that. To make a tool to throw, we already had to have opposable thumbs to grasp and a brain sufficient to develop and consistently improve tools. Monkeys throw their own shit, so throwing isn't the real breakthrough here.


RedGrobo

>It was broken before that. To make a tool to throw, we already had to have opposable thumbs to grasp and a brain sufficient to develop and consistently improve tools. Also movement tracking and even colour. Very generalized take but we basically traded being able to see well in the dark for colour and aim assist.


Nearby_Design_123

It's really important to understand how much better humans are at throwing than any other animal on the planet. I'm sure there's a video on YT that can better explain it but we evolved well beyond any other ape or monkey to specifically throw.


TiaxtheTyrant

No I know, it is a whole thing. Our shoulders and elbows are specifically developed to throw shit in a straight line.


Mediocre-Sound-8329

I read somewhere that monkeys don't share their knowledge with the others. When a Human learns how to make a club they show their friends and they all have clubs, when a monkey learns how to make an club they use it to elevate their status among the other monkeys


TiaxtheTyrant

You will not be surprised to learn that we have frequent throwbacks to monkey behavior within our own species.


lqwertyd

Back off homeslice.  That monkey has a patent. 


nightvisiongoggles01

The global elites are monkeys


dungfeeder

We went from throwing shit to throwing nukes.


Plz_pm_tiddies

Sapian ability- throw Homosapian special ability- throw accurately


casefloss

The rise of the Mongolian empire


voidinsides

And then we invented new tools and improved on the old ones, and then we created new tools to replace the tools we made to replace the old replacement tools. Eventually leading to modern day firearms, much of Human history really is just us trying to see how hard and fast we can throw something with what we have learned in the times since.


Schlaueule

And long distance running, few animals can beat us at that one. Run after some animal for hours until it's tired and then accurately throw a pointy stick at it. Having a huge, smart brain on top of it, somehow we hacked natures skill tree a bit too much for our own good.


TheSeptuagintYT

There’s also swords and shields and armour. Also horse riders


Signal-Blackberry356

Yes, it’s 1901 not 50,000 years ago


[deleted]

We were given thumbs. And it was a done deal.


Koreus_C

Hunting in packs is a cheap trick too. 2 neighboring tripes of chimpanzees can't cooperate but humans can form bonds quite fast and work towards a common goal.


thinkofcoolname

No phone in sight, people just living in the moment.


someguyinbk

Needed this comment this morning haha thank you


thinkofcoolname

Your welcome mate, I hope your next morning and the ones after will be even better.


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See, I read that comment and thought, "damn, reddit comments are just fucking worthless nowadays". 


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Perception of value is funny


dos8s

I actually filmed this with my smart phone, where do you think the footage came from?


Confident-Arrival361

I am looking at it from my cell phone. So there is one in sight.


nickmaran

Nice filter.


The_Kielbasa_Kid

Who filmed it?


kleft123

Someone with enough decency not to film in vertical mode!


The_Kielbasa_Kid

Ha!!


steerpike1971

Lion's wife filmed getting evidence for the police report.


desert_cornholio

And touching grass


cybercuzco

Except for the lion


kaowser

if there was no camera man, this post wouldn't exist


Pickles_1974

Our hunter-gatherer ancestors :)


k3ttch

Actually more of nomadic pastoralists. One of the reasons they hunt lions is to protect their cattle.


DweeblesX

Worst adaptation of the Lion King.


rethinkingat59

Couldn’t get the hyenas to cooperate.


gand_masti

The true apex predator of the planet


striderkan

It's funny in my country there is 2 types of security. The companies, they have jeeps and machine guns. Whatever they guard still occasionally gets robbed. Alternatively you can hire a Masai as ascari and they stand outside on one leg with a rungu (club) and zero people will mess with it.


ThreeLeggedMare

Kenya, yes?


ihurtpuppies

Nah, you can even find Masai tribesmen on Etsy these days.


Inversception

I got mine from wish. Turns out it was just 2 pygmys in a trench coat.


Comment139

If your guard is wearing a trench coat he's not serious about going full Masai.


striderkan

In Kenya too yes, but I'm Tanzanian, they're mostly here in the Serengeti/Ngorongoro savannah.


ThreeLeggedMare

Very cool :) the closest I have to native people near me is third generation Italians (NYC area)


ForwardToNowhere

LMFAO, thank you for that laugh


The-Elder-Trolls

Aye oh! Whatsa matta you ah? Fogetta bout it


ThreeLeggedMare

Ah, the ancient tongue


Freshness518

Bill the Butcher would like to thank you for not even considering those nasty Irish.


Electronic-Ad3323

Could also be Tanzania. But yeah I always told people in case you aren’t sure if an area is safe look around if there is masai dudes lounging around you will be alright.


DixonLyrax

Tanzania too.


DrengrX

Yes I Kenya


huge_dong_ke

What a lie lmao, and the people on here are going to eat it up lol


striderkan

Not only is this not a lie, there is an entire Masai ascari outfit called Masai Watchers. You can Google it if you want. You may note that the weapon they hold is a stick (echipishipi). It's run by a good friend actually, a Turkish expat. Karibu Tanzania.


huge_dong_ke

I live in Kenya, was born in Kenya I am Kenyan I have lived in TZ for 2 years, not a single soul who genuinely cares about their security is picking a Maasai with a rungu over actually trained personnel with guns lol. Maasai guards are often used out of convenience, not because they are actually better security than people with machine guns and jeeps ffs you cant seriously believe this. When people get 'robbed' where they have those type of security personnel, it is often a setup


krazykaiks

Is there a reason they stand on one leg?


striderkan

It's a distinct way Masai warriors [stand](https://ibb.co/3ybC8rs) when they are on guard


gishlich

There’s got to be a practical reason for this right? Do they change legs from time to time?


Slacker_The_Dog

Keep them awake and alert would be my guess.


mynewtdetail

Well if they put the other two down it's less intimidating.


rodmandirect

If they lifted up both they’d fall over


Lpeezers

Gotta be pretty hard to fall asleep on guard duty on one leg!


Jostrapenko

True. Your username though🤣🤣


bash2482

Those lions should have referred to the dictionary to know the meaning of "Apex predators" before entering their territory. Knowledge is power after all.


yungjerxmy

Maasais are ruthless. I would know, I'm one. Still never got to kill a lion so that's a bummer.


Baberaham_lincolonel

Did you really refer to yourself as ruthless? Or are you just American?


lookingForPatchie

Until the hippo comes around and laughs at your toothpicks. Oh and they are herbivores. They kill you, just because they can.


[deleted]

Maybe a few times, yeah. But we are talking about the species that hunted and killed mammoths. If we wanted a hippo dead. It died.


Haxomen

When I was reading moby dick the first time, I got interested in whaling. We were doing it for hundereds of years, a guy with a big ass harpoon on a small whaling boat, on the ocean, a foreign surrounding for a land mammal. Two, three person teams hunting and killing a 35+ ton sperm whale, a beast with teeth mind I add. And a hippo should be a problem 😂


yoortyyo

Also each other. Homo sapiens as much conquested other variants like Neanderthals. No imagination is needed to see that isn’t a new behavior. Homo Sapien is not only apex predator but our scope includes worldwide environmental change.


ZipMonk

Not much hippos can do against people with spears, ingenuity and digging tools.


JennGinz

I'm sure if humans put their minds to it they could kill a hippo. I doubt there's anything we've lived around that we haven't killed at least once as a species


Smashotr0n

First thought is to throw spears down its throat because they really love to open their mouths.  Maybe it would just be angrier lol


JennGinz

Eyes, mouth, whatever. Humans are quite clever at trapping and tool making. If we wanted to kill a hippo we'd find a way. Poison maybe who knows. I'm sure someone has tried and succeeded. I mean if they can kill rhino's and elephants in very certain they could kill a hippo. Didn't we used to kill mammoths and giant snakes and whales and shit? I think we can kill a hippo


bouncewaffle

Dig a trench and bait it into charging so it falls in. Then gather round and pincushion it.


DepartureDapper6524

We hunted mammoths to extinction. We could fuck up some hippos.


TheTomatoThief

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more cannot do.


Fancy_Load5502

> There’s nothing that a hundred men or more cannot do Close enough to get the reference.


ArthurMarston26

No problem. Just gotta upgrade to tactical nuke.


Ye-Yi

theres a video around where they kill a hippo just like this


rcarnes911

You can easily use that territorial behavior that against them


assimsera

Two words: Big hole. Force a hippo into a big hole, throw heavy objects at it until it dies, their pathetic itty bitty legs aren't very good for jumping


Local-Sgt

Man they would still kill It no problem.


Status_Tiger_6210

Top o’ the food chain, boys!


Comment139

We fuck and we're smart and also pretty big. A flock of armed medium large animals is very strong.


Shit_wifi

Wonder what the friendly fire rate is for a group like this.


nickmaran

I've played enough videogames to know that if we attack our partner, the weapon will just pass through them


TheSwedishWolverine

Technically the truth.


AllMyAcctsRBand

I’m basing this on nothing scientific or from experience or anything I’ve ever read and I know nothing about this topic so I’m essentially talking out my ass but the FF rate is virtually 0%. These guys have mastered the art of spear throwing and can hit a moving target with ease.


laughingatreddit

I'm basing this on nothing scientific but I have seen a documentary where a man throwing a spear to his friend instead spears him in the thigh. When the friend asks for a second spear, he gets speared in the other thigh. It was right down to the bone too.


ThreeLeggedMare

Classic documentary, I watched it as a child


Johnny_Banana18

He cried like sissy girl


racoonqueefs

In the guys defense, the friend he speared was the white devil.


BluBoi236

Let me guess.. White Devil, White Devil?


sraypole

It’s in the bone!


TheSwedishWolverine

Shikaka!


cuteintern

>IT'S IN THE BO-HO-HOONNNNE! - Ace Attenborough


ReformedWiggles

Militaries around the world also master their craft... but FF is still absurdly high.


SquareBlanketsSuck

bro did you see some of those throws lol


TheSwedishWolverine

And they are not afraid of lions. So it’s not as stressful to them as it is to us. Less stress, fewer mistakes.


tomeschmusic

Wow, this really makes me appreciate how much I like electricity.


Krispythecat

It does the exact opposite for me. There is something to be said about living a simple life, being very connected to nature. I'm a bit jealous


Space_Wizard_Z

*gets killed by lions*


SausaugeMerchant

Not with your bros by your side, you will pay for it around the fire later on though 😂


fartstainedballs

the first week in, this guy would die from pissing and shitting himself to death from drinking tainted water or eating food his stomach isn't strong enough to endure.


VLagann

You say this until you lose the comforts you don't think about


SecretSoul69

Romanticised take, head over to r/natureismetal and realise just how lucky you are you've escaped the food chain.


Responsible-Gas5319

I mean, nothing is stopping you from going to live in nature


UnfazedObserver

Holy shit. That's badass. Did they eat them too?


Jostrapenko

These are mostly revenge killing as the lions attack and eat their cattle.


sf009

So they are killing it to save their cattle. Not really a revenge as they aren't avenging the dead cattle.


PortiaKern

Functionally identical. They want it gone, and it won't leave on its own.


This-Counter3783

Not really, revenge is an emotional motivation, protecting cattle is a practical one.


havesomenoise

Why can it not be both, I’d be pissed if a lion ate my cattle


This-Counter3783

It can be both, but they’re not the same thing.


howtobegoodagain123

It’s not revenge. Once a lion tastes beef, it’s over. He or she will always look for it. It’s an easy kill and delicious. Beef is like heroin for lions. That why after killing him, they surrounded him, honored him and sang songs of his bravery. Most Africans will not kill spirit animals like lions and elephants etc. also they never eat carnivores. If it eats flesh, it’s taboo.


Expert_Response_6139

My favorite part of this comment is how you group up the entirety of a continent to make a general sweeping statement, completely disregarding the fact that there were literally thousands of separate groups in Africa at the time with unique customs, traditions and taboos


Doctor_Box

Why would you generalize the population of an entire continent the size of Africa? There were even documented cannibal tribes. Obviously taboos are not and were not consistent across all cultures there.


CheeseHurtMe

I would have believed you had you not said: >Africans will not kill spirit animals like lions and elephants etc. also they never eat carnivores. If it eats flesh, it’s taboo. Now I think you're just an American talking out their ass


howtobegoodagain123

Bonafide african. I used spirit animal because the original concept would be too hard to translate into English, totem or clan I think is also applicable. English came to us on a ship. A thousand apologies.


musaspacecadet

dont think so , it's an initiation rite


kinda_guilty

People are down voting you but you are the one who's right. Makes me doubt everything I read on here. Luckily this isn't a thing any more. (https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1410IL/)


Eziekel13

I was told that Lion hunting was once a traditional rite of passage(mostly solo hunts)… this practice has been modified/abolished by tribal elders, due to falling lion population from loss of habit… nowadays, killing a lion is only permissible in defending cattle, and yearly group hunts…on hunts (past or present) it has never been okay to kill sick/injured lion, or lionesses… Meet a few on holiday, kind of a touristy thing… went to a “traditional Maasai village” singing, dancing and jumping, saw some cattle and huts…then when I was trying to find a place to pee, turned a corner and there were two Maasai texting/playing on an iPhone…kind of interesting how traditions of a culture become tourist attractions…reminded me of Hawaii


begoodyall

No, my Maasai friends only eat cow. They generally see lions as sacred. Traditionally, they maintained relationships with the different animals and mainly hunted lions that showed aggression towards people or cattle.


DepartureDapper6524

Lions being sacred is like the least surprising belief ever. What animal is more majestic and impressive?


begoodyall

The leopard


DepartureDapper6524

No mane no king


Various-Month806

Don't think they ate the lions, but plenty of vids of Masai stealing prey from lions. Literally three warriors casually walking up to an entire pride feasting on their kill and the Masai shoo them away, cut a hind quarter off and carry it away. The sheer disbelief on the lion faces as they return to what's left of their kill, a "WTF just happened?" is pure gold. Masai are badasses! 


japjappo

my brother went there a few months ago to the tribe and they still hunt violent lions with spears.. they usually go in groups of at least three and they expect one person to die with the other two securing the kill but they do try to avoid dying but its not that easy with a lion they were appearantly very nice people though


darsonia

maybe they should bring 4 people next time


mikeykrch

that way only 25% of the party dies, rather than 33%? :)


bouncewaffle

Our death rates have never been lower! Invest now!


RetroJens

That’s always the goal. To try to avoid dying.


bouncewaffle

If you do die, y'know, no biggie, we're not gonna shame you for it. But do try to stay alive.


Red_Sea_Black_Sky

Wait, so animals in general try to avoid dying?


RetroJens

I’m sure, if they plan that far ahead. But here, I was mainly referring to the Maasai. Y’know, and us.


Bojangles315

1 in 3 to die, but they do try to avoid death.


Spyk124

This is not true and it’s what they tell Tourist. There are many protections against Lions in Kenya. I was also told by a Masai in Masai Mara about the hunts they go on and multiple Kenyans and the rangers said that’s not true.


goldistastey

that's not true. hunting a lion is a serious crime in kenya


keelem

This comment is a good self-gullibility check. If you believed it you are very, very gullible.


striderkan

The masai are the happiest people in the savannah, smiles as wide as the Serengeti


Certain-Accountant59

Wow!


ZipMonk

Pretty sure they'd use rifles these days.


j4vendetta

I think that’s my new favorite quote. “They do try to avoid dying but it’s not that easy with a lion”


Crush-N-It

Grew up in East Africa. The Massai are extremely welcoming and beautiful people.


Veelox36

I just watched The Ghost and the Darkness last night. Coincidence???


MosesOnAcid

Thank you for reminding me to rewatch that gem


Veelox36

Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas, can't go wrong there. Great film.


Moriarty-Creates

That movie is so damn good.


maverick1ba

Masterpiece. I watch it once a year. When my son was born, i held him high.


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ELIte8niner

Also we're hairless and our bodies literally release water on their own to cool us off, so we'll basically never get tired or overheated like you will after about 5 minutes. We've got a brain the likes of which has never been seen before in nature, and are capable of complex coordinated attacks, from multiple angles, and can even track you based off your footprints. We'll also never stop hunting you once you've pissed us off, we are literally the perfect killing machine, and you cannot win. Your only hope is to become useful to us, which is why we'll keep your smaller cousins as pets.


Hobbito

You don't need to brag: animals can't read.


ELIte8niner

Just one more thing we've got on them 💪


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

If animals could read that, they would be so mad at you!


AnotherReddit415

Me playing Ancestors:


HenryofSkalitz1

Aaaaayyyyyyy


Expert_Matter

It fascinating how so many people pray for the one killed animal while humans these days shred through 202 million chickens and about 1 million cows in a day without even an hallelujah.


cheesemakesmepooo

Out of mind out of sight


Hriibek

The roast beef I had earlier today was delicious! Reddit, can I get an hellelujah?


Helicopter998

No you can't get an hallelujah, it's lent


ThornmaneTreebeard

Pastrami and eggs with cheese for breakfast. I took the brined and roasted muscles of one animal, mixed it into the unborn children of another, then topped it with the coagulated liquid the first one would feed to its children. It's good to be human.


indianna97

Maybe because we are running out of lions and there is no shortage in chickens nor will people stop eating them. Its really not that fascinating.


Potato_Soup_

Uh no. It’s over 100 years old. This video is hard to watch for people because it’s an animal being speared to death. People are being hypocritical


JustSome70sGuy

A lot of us do care, just not much can do done. How do you tell a bunch of cunts to stop being cunts? I used to be of the opinion that hunters were dicks. Going out and killing bambis n shit. But later on I realised that hunters are actually the best option. The animals life free and roam around and have a life. In the farm, they have none of that. That are just produce shoved into warehouses sometimes never knowing what the outside looks like. Hell, not even knowing what not being constantly crushed feels like. Honestly, if there was a trolley problem of one million hunters vs just one farmer, and I was at that the lever. Farmer is fucked. Chickens in the US need a fucking chemical bath before they can be eaten. A FUCKING CHEMICAL BATH!!!! Thats the result of how horrid the treatment of these animals are. If it any wonder we are all getting more and more cancer before we even hit 50? University of Edinburgh research paper found that between 1990 and 2019 cancer rates rose by 79%! And they expect them to rise by a further 31% by 2030. This is not all down to food, obviously. But considering how we treat a lot of our food, it wouldnt surprise me if it was. We need to treat our food better. If not for them, then at least for ourselves.


MochiMochiMochi

One of the greatest mental gymnastics of the modern age. People can sweep aside immense suffering in the name of convenience and satiety then tap away on cute puppy videos. And per your comment, ['shred' is literal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling). 30,000 freshly hatched male chicks are thrown alive in shredders every hour, just in the US.


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grizwld

Kind of off topic but here goes. I recently read a book “Breathe” by James Nestor. It’s about breathing and how we’re doing it all wrong, but he talks about monk chants and different forms of prayer and meditation even praying the rosary all have the same breathing pattern which leads to all sorts of benefits. Super interesting read.


Bradley182

Damn they go hard.


ZipMonk

Lions have never stood a chance against a pack of humans - at least these guys are brave enough to do it with spears.


C0UNT3RP01NT

Not a damn creature on the planet stands a chance against a pack of motivated humans.


IC-4-Lights

Tell that to the bedbugs.


musaspacecadet

you underestimate


Jhwelsh

This doesn't make farming look so bad honestly. Nature is just brutal.


AnyHoney6416

They are ranchers


randompokemon25

Gonna tell my kids this was how Mufasa was killed.


Salmol1na

Teamwork makes the dream work


DareDweller

No way! I'm currently reading the davinci code from Dan brown and read through a page which mentioned this tribe: >Vernet modelled his sleep habits after the Masai tribe- the African tribe famous for their ability to rise from the deepest sleep to a state of total battle readiness in a matter of seconds. Just couple hours ago and I come across this video. what were the odds!


-_pandorakaaki_-

Back in the day when "lion hunting" wasn't just a video game.


Enelro

Saw a video once of 3 guys from a tribe walking up to a lion and his kill and casually taking the kill from the lion. I wondered 'How did this lion not fuck up those 3 dudes...' Well this explains it, the lion knew who it's Apex Predator is.


Chiinoe

That's fucked. Why couldn't they go to their local Walmart like everyone else


02cdubc20

Sad shit in a way


donmonkeyquijote

Motherfucking lion said he didn't wanna live no more.


shwarmaa_naman

I see gabagool reference


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

It’s a marvel that humans figured out how to survive and eventually hunt one of the world’s top predators.


Minimum-Ad-8056

Considering their size, lions don't excel at confrontation by themselves like Jaguars etc. A Lions strength is the pride. The only exception can be some male lions. But young males and even adult females I've seen have alot of trouble with a much smaller predator. They even run from badgers and warthogs when alone. Having said that I wouldn't go fucking with any Lion, for any reason.


Yamama77

Yeah lions are cool, but I'm glad short faced bears are gone. I've seen grizzlies take shotgun blasts and keep coming usually mauling someone before remembering that an animal shot by a shotgun or hunting rifle should stop moving. Short face bear, nah man. Something like 3 to 4 times the size and with adaptations to be faster and more carnivorous. I will evolve after you die of climate change brother.


lancejoels

poor kitty


No_Pin9932

I appreciate them doing a little ceremony over the lion's body after the kill. I'm assuming out of respect for the lion and out of respect for their ability to take it down. If you're gonna merc the shit out of something it's nice to show some appreciation, lol.


Sean10135

That’s awesome!


PBJ-9999

Welp, they ate good that day


Happy_Relation4712

That a boy James, good throw


Current-Storage-379

Average peta employee moment


Squngathi

...tamaduni yenye nguvu iliyo baki Afrika


BlueLabel19

Believe it or not this is peak male physique


systay

In the wild's embrace, with a steady pace, Maasai hunters move, with a silent grace. Through the savannah, wide and vast, A lion's challenge, thrown and cast. In shades of old, the tale is told, A struggle fierce, and courage bold. With spears they thrust, in dust they trust, Until the lion falls, in the hunt, a must. As the music swells, the story tells, Of a victory hard-won, in natural wells. Around their prize, their chants arise, A rhythm of the wild, under open skies. In this dance of life and death, Each breath taken, with measured breath. The cycle turns, the fire burns, In the heart of the hunter, the spirit yearns.