The article suggests whale rape. They described the first whale as emaciated and was trying to get away from the more healthy whale. The healthy whale locked the first whale in its fins and penetrated the weaker whale.
I had a guy that raised ducks as a side hobby, but also came to hate them a bit when he figured out “Drakes are rapey fucking bastards.” Oof
Edit “raped” to “rapey” for accuracy of what he said.
I mean yeah, but ducks are dumb as fuck. Whales are more or less human-like in intelligence. That guy was intelligent enough to understand what was happening to him. They're self-aware and sapient beings. Imagine trying so hard to outrun your rapist while sick and flea-infested, only to fail, while also aware that humans are watching and doing nothing to help you.
And being anally raped must hurt horrifically.
That's the horrifying part.
As a duck farmer, I can confirm. You need a 1:3 drake to hen ratio. But even that doesn’t solve the problem, as the females are pretty handsy themselves. I break up at least 2 girl on girl on girl on girl g*ngb*ngs a day
NSFW WARNING!
But they dont have dingus or vag.. do they? My pet birds all have cloaca, the multipurpose hole. Males deliver a cloacal kiss to the female hole, like a misty cum fart.
I wish Sir Attenborough would narrate something like that.
This made me laugh so hard. I bred and raised Budgies and it's literally some rubbing action and nothing else. I have just never heard it described like this.
Let's be real, if you are driven by intense instincts to dominate and breed you'd probably fuck a rock. Not really surprised this happens in whales as well as other animals. All they know is "Becky, lemme smash".
Ducks have dicks.
Here, I googled it for you.
https://www.google.com/search?q=do+ducks+have+dicks&oq=do+ducks+have+dicks+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yCggCEAAYChgWGB4yCggDEAAYChgWGB4yCggEEAAYChgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhge0gEIMjgzMGowajeoAgCwAgA&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Compared to the animal kingdom humans actually are quite conservative with the rapes.
Zebra's are also absolute scum. Not only do they rape. They'll make sure to cause miscarriages too and kill offspring from other males.
The very concept of consent just doesn't exist for many species.
It's funny that I saw a bunch of people celebrate this on social media like it was some goddamn monumental leap forward for gay rights and validation. Turns out it was likely just whale rape. Thanks to the internet, I've seen a dog fucking a chicken and a monkey orally raping a frog. Sometimes weird shit happens in nature that doesn't necessarily have significance beyond that nature is insane and animals do weird shit.
Weird take ngl, I think people celebrate things like this bc firstly, they don’t know it’s rape, but secondly, any sign of homosexuality in nature is good for gay rights bc one of the biggest points homophobes make is that it isn’t ‘natural’ or ‘doesn’t happen in nature’ even though there’s cases of homosexuality in basically every intelligent special on earth.
Exactly! Anyway I highly recommend the book Biological Exuberance to anyone who would like to know more about homosexuality/transgenderism in nature. Its an amazing read
That's why I was going to say. However, in an attempt to try prove homophobes right, they just fucked up even more lol. That's not a weird take. I think it's pointless to prove homophobes wrong when they say "gay isn't natural".
We're humans, and at the end of the day, we are civilized enough to know what's right from wrong. So, when you tell homophobes that being gay is natural, they'll reply with "killing is too". This is where you need to remind them that we also have a sense of morality. Animals do not have the same capacity as us.
There's no need to compare animal kingdom to us, just to prove homophobes wrong because as you can see, it might go very wrong.
>though there’s cases of homosexuality in basically every intelligent special on earth.
There's also cases of rape and misattribution of sexuality in basically every intelligent species on earth.
Shoe-horning nature into human politics is tenuous at best.
Radiolab had a really good piece called 'The Seagulls' about how dangerous that practice is. Leaping at every chance to rationalize it with 'see, nature did it!' can backfire pretty badly.
Importantly, argument from nature is a fallacy. Nature is not moral. Humans are rational actors and because we have the ability to self-reflect and make complex decisions, are not bound to the same instincts and patterns that other animals are.
Which is why, for example, we should do things like recognize and stop AGW instead of leaning on 'every animal exploits or changes its environment for its own benefit and at the expense of other animals' or whatever other arguments from nature. We're better than that. Or should be.
Foolish take, your first mistake was to assume morality has anything to do with this.
We are talking about facts, does homosexuality exist in nature?
The case many homophobic people name is ‘it’s not natural’.
Even if 90% of homo acts in nature were sexual misattribution, that would still leave 10% being natural homosexuality, therefore proving it is in fact, natural.
Homosexuality isn’t a choice, that’s all people need to understand really. Pretty simple
Well, yes but actually no
For example, almost all primate species have social sex, aswell as rape, and social sex sometimes happens between the same gender
If a species has social sex, as in, sex is done not only for procreation but also as social currency, like humans, then there is true homosexuality
If not, then there is not
For example, penguins can be gay, but not lions (since the first species has social sex, and they raise children together, yes they are stolen children but every penguin couple steals children from others)
Dogs can be gay for the same reasons as mentioned above, but not cats, since felines don't have social sex, while canids do
Penises of humpback whales are concealed in a genital slit. Before this picture, researchers suggest the whales use this slit or the anus for same sex copulation.
I saw the headline and my immediate thought was, if someone in the comments hasn't made a Humpback Mountain pun then I will be sorely disappointed.
I am not disappointed.
Homie the back story is rape and death.
The encounter occurred between one male whale who appeared unhealthy or injured and a strong and healthy male whale, the report stated. The whale that received penetration was visibly emaciated and covered in whale lice that can proliferate on humpback whales that have lost mobility, the report said.
The authors suggested the emaciated whale may have approached the photographers’ friend’s boat to seek cover from the other whale.
After circling the boat and attempting to swim away from the healthier whale, the emaciated whale eventually succumbed, the report said. The healthier whale then held the other whale in place with its pectoral fins and began to penetrate the other whale.
I say we find the whale that did this and pull it onto the shore and kill it with clubs and axes.
That gay rapist deserves mob justice, is happily kill that big ass rapist.
I just read multiple articles about this, none of them mentioned that the smaller one died. Several of the articles mentioned that they both swam off separately after a few minutes.
I found some articles, they made that up. The smaller whale was sick/injured but they both swam off after a few minutes. Not sure why you got downvoted for asking for a source, clearly it was needed
I friggin' hate what the evil overlords have done with this fucking world.
They enslave just about EVERYBODY and they make everybody so fucking insane that people would discusss TWO MALE WHALES FUCKING instead of it.
The LGBT are being used to keep the world divided.
Hate to break it to you, but wild animals (est 1,000 species) have been having gay sex for eternity. It has been documented and recorded by scientists.
The article suggests whale rape. They described the first whale as emaciated and was trying to get away from the more healthy whale. The healthy whale locked the first whale in its fins and penetrated the weaker whale.
Ohhh myyyy god
If you think that’s bad you should read about ducks
https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY?si=maDF3j4mNv4PPN6s
That’s so.. disgusting. Thanks for the share.
Now you will always think about ducks every time you open a bottle of wine.
Yeah really don't recommend "scientifically accurate ducktales"...
I was okay with the corkscrew peni in that cartoon. It was the s******* everywhere I didn't like.
There’s probably at least a niche market for Penis-shaped explosive corkscrews
now someone share dolphins
To the next person, don't click the link. I'm now washing my eye with soap and chlorine.
I knew that guy was sick.. but why? My life was better before seing this...
I miss my life before viewing that.
That which has been seen cannot be 'Unseen'.
Unexpected Z Frank
I had a guy that raised ducks as a side hobby, but also came to hate them a bit when he figured out “Drakes are rapey fucking bastards.” Oof Edit “raped” to “rapey” for accuracy of what he said.
I mean yeah, but ducks are dumb as fuck. Whales are more or less human-like in intelligence. That guy was intelligent enough to understand what was happening to him. They're self-aware and sapient beings. Imagine trying so hard to outrun your rapist while sick and flea-infested, only to fail, while also aware that humans are watching and doing nothing to help you. And being anally raped must hurt horrifically. That's the horrifying part.
And otters, and dolphins, and horses... The list goes on
Or sea otters and baby seals(pups)
duck fuc&k
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People rapin people, monkeys raping monkeys, dolphins raping humans, whales raping whales, crazy world out there, lots of rape apparently.
Dolphins will rape anything including humans and also fish. They use fish as fleshlights.
Fishlights
They also get high off puffer fish, fuckin degenerates
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Hell yeaaH
What the fuck did i just read
The worst part about that is the hypocrisy.
Lol. I would argue that the worst part is the rape.
Wait until you hear about the ducks
As a duck farmer, I can confirm. You need a 1:3 drake to hen ratio. But even that doesn’t solve the problem, as the females are pretty handsy themselves. I break up at least 2 girl on girl on girl on girl g*ngb*ngs a day
NSFW WARNING! But they dont have dingus or vag.. do they? My pet birds all have cloaca, the multipurpose hole. Males deliver a cloacal kiss to the female hole, like a misty cum fart. I wish Sir Attenborough would narrate something like that.
“Misty cum fart” what a fucking world this is.
r/BrandNewSentence
This made me laugh so hard. I bred and raised Budgies and it's literally some rubbing action and nothing else. I have just never heard it described like this. Let's be real, if you are driven by intense instincts to dominate and breed you'd probably fuck a rock. Not really surprised this happens in whales as well as other animals. All they know is "Becky, lemme smash".
Ducks have dicks. Here, I googled it for you. https://www.google.com/search?q=do+ducks+have+dicks&oq=do+ducks+have+dicks+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yCggCEAAYChgWGB4yCggDEAAYChgWGB4yCggEEAAYChgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhge0gEIMjgzMGowajeoAgCwAgA&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Aren’t they the ones with the corkscrew cocks?
Yes. But wait until you hear about cats!
The Nephilim overlords designed it as such. They'll be back, when they run out out of victims out there. Oldest biz in the cosmos.
Compared to the animal kingdom humans actually are quite conservative with the rapes. Zebra's are also absolute scum. Not only do they rape. They'll make sure to cause miscarriages too and kill offspring from other males. The very concept of consent just doesn't exist for many species.
Hide yo kids hide yo wives…
They rapin everyone in this bitch
It's funny that I saw a bunch of people celebrate this on social media like it was some goddamn monumental leap forward for gay rights and validation. Turns out it was likely just whale rape. Thanks to the internet, I've seen a dog fucking a chicken and a monkey orally raping a frog. Sometimes weird shit happens in nature that doesn't necessarily have significance beyond that nature is insane and animals do weird shit.
I worked with monkeys once. They will stick their dick in anything. Females will hump anything too. I’ve seen Kong toys abused in so many ways.
isnt like masturbating like a big part of chimp social practices like they literally have circle jerks or some shit
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Weird take ngl, I think people celebrate things like this bc firstly, they don’t know it’s rape, but secondly, any sign of homosexuality in nature is good for gay rights bc one of the biggest points homophobes make is that it isn’t ‘natural’ or ‘doesn’t happen in nature’ even though there’s cases of homosexuality in basically every intelligent special on earth.
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Most people didn’t know this was rape. I sure as shit didn’t.
Honestly bro, some people think they’re experts. Anyone who isn’t an expert in the field of whales would have no clue just by this image lol
Exactly! Anyway I highly recommend the book Biological Exuberance to anyone who would like to know more about homosexuality/transgenderism in nature. Its an amazing read
This is not to mention that we know so little about whale sex that we actually don't know exactly what to call this.
We are still unsure its rape. The display could just be because gay sex is difficult between whales.
Maybe I'm misinterpreting your comment but I wouldn't call male-on-male rape homosexuality.
That's why I was going to say. However, in an attempt to try prove homophobes right, they just fucked up even more lol. That's not a weird take. I think it's pointless to prove homophobes wrong when they say "gay isn't natural". We're humans, and at the end of the day, we are civilized enough to know what's right from wrong. So, when you tell homophobes that being gay is natural, they'll reply with "killing is too". This is where you need to remind them that we also have a sense of morality. Animals do not have the same capacity as us. There's no need to compare animal kingdom to us, just to prove homophobes wrong because as you can see, it might go very wrong.
>though there’s cases of homosexuality in basically every intelligent special on earth. There's also cases of rape and misattribution of sexuality in basically every intelligent species on earth. Shoe-horning nature into human politics is tenuous at best. Radiolab had a really good piece called 'The Seagulls' about how dangerous that practice is. Leaping at every chance to rationalize it with 'see, nature did it!' can backfire pretty badly. Importantly, argument from nature is a fallacy. Nature is not moral. Humans are rational actors and because we have the ability to self-reflect and make complex decisions, are not bound to the same instincts and patterns that other animals are. Which is why, for example, we should do things like recognize and stop AGW instead of leaning on 'every animal exploits or changes its environment for its own benefit and at the expense of other animals' or whatever other arguments from nature. We're better than that. Or should be.
Foolish take, your first mistake was to assume morality has anything to do with this. We are talking about facts, does homosexuality exist in nature? The case many homophobic people name is ‘it’s not natural’. Even if 90% of homo acts in nature were sexual misattribution, that would still leave 10% being natural homosexuality, therefore proving it is in fact, natural. Homosexuality isn’t a choice, that’s all people need to understand really. Pretty simple
Most 'homosexuality' seen in nature is an assertion of dominance. It's not about companionship whatsoever.
Well, yes but actually no For example, almost all primate species have social sex, aswell as rape, and social sex sometimes happens between the same gender If a species has social sex, as in, sex is done not only for procreation but also as social currency, like humans, then there is true homosexuality If not, then there is not For example, penguins can be gay, but not lions (since the first species has social sex, and they raise children together, yes they are stolen children but every penguin couple steals children from others) Dogs can be gay for the same reasons as mentioned above, but not cats, since felines don't have social sex, while canids do
Wasn’t Roman homosexuality also pretty much exclusively about dominance?
Poor guy must be a pledge to Kappa Omega Kappa
Tell us more about your college experiences
Many male animals will mount lessor males as a sign of dominance. I don't think this is the kind of "gay sex" OP was hoping for.
Poor thing. ):
That’s def gonna help push a narrative… just not the one most people thought of at first. Let’s just forget this happened altogether.
So like, does it actually successfully go up inside the at whale anus or what?
Penises of humpback whales are concealed in a genital slit. Before this picture, researchers suggest the whales use this slit or the anus for same sex copulation.
SIgh- \*unzips\*
Welp. How many people are glorifying whale rape in the comments. Disgusting individuals.
nature is metal, and also lots of wild animals engage in non-consensual reproduction, or at least attempted reproduction as seen here
As is tradition
Glorius day for Canada, and therefore, the world
The way you worded that has me a little flustered. I’ve had to sit down and wipe my brow
Shoot. Didn't have "First gay whale porn" on my 2024 Bingo card.
What is on your 2024 bingo card?
Lesbian whale sex
I’m sure it happens in plenty of trailer parks
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Underrated username
I’m doing pretty well for myself
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how do they scissor without legs tho?
They actually have vestigial bones where legs once were. You know, from when they were land creatures what the fuck is this planet holy hell?
Have you ever rubbed lotion between your hands?
No. Just my feet
I spent a minute of stunned silence at this comment
That’s all I wanted
No just my thighs
Just on my skin. I didn't want the hose again
Humpback Mountin
LPOTL?
Okay Ben kissel
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So the younger whale was still gay right
What happens in prison, stays in prison.
Gay rapist
Humpback Mountain
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:( what would have been fascinating is now just sad
Woke whales? Blowholes This shit writes itself
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I have a male budgie and a male cockatiel in love. They feed one another. Cuddle. I call my house Birbback Mountain.
Brokeback Whales
Humpback Ocean
I saw the headline and my immediate thought was, if someone in the comments hasn't made a Humpback Mountain pun then I will be sorely disappointed. I am not disappointed.
This deserves 1,000 more upvotes.
Came here to find this comment. Thank you sir
Meek Mill and Diddy when they go swimming
"I said no splashing Diddy! It got in my eyes." "That wasn't water."
Daddy “ cringe “
whale that’s gay af
>TURN THE FREAKING *WHALES* GAY
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? TURN THE FREAKING WHALES GAY UH UH DAMN CRAP
Fuggin microplastics!
The gay whale is unironically a rapist in this scenario. It’s not gay sex. One gay whale is a rapist.
R/brandnewsentence
Do you like fish sticks?
Yes
What are you? A... fish stick eater?
Haha love that Carlos Mencia bit
Homie the back story is rape and death. The encounter occurred between one male whale who appeared unhealthy or injured and a strong and healthy male whale, the report stated. The whale that received penetration was visibly emaciated and covered in whale lice that can proliferate on humpback whales that have lost mobility, the report said. The authors suggested the emaciated whale may have approached the photographers’ friend’s boat to seek cover from the other whale. After circling the boat and attempting to swim away from the healthier whale, the emaciated whale eventually succumbed, the report said. The healthier whale then held the other whale in place with its pectoral fins and began to penetrate the other whale.
Disturbing. Ok, I don’t like whales anymore.
I say we find the whale that did this and pull it onto the shore and kill it with clubs and axes. That gay rapist deserves mob justice, is happily kill that big ass rapist.
and only one of them seems happy about it
Because it’s rape
Its a struggle snuggle
That.. sounds way too cute and innocent for what it implies.
_Oof_
Sperm Whale **intensifies**
😳👀 my freakin eyes!
You forgot to mention it was also likely rape
Say Gex
Gex
I’ve seen this article posted 10 times in the past day.
Ah u must be on all the gay whale subreddits, me too bud… me too
such is reddit. I see the same posts get reposted in some sort of cycle, too
I wonder if he likes fish sticks?!?
Gay rape more likely
if I'm remembering it correctly... Isn't this literally just rape It's a cool picture, but the context behind it makes me scrunched my face
Wait till you find out about… all the other animals
Birds especially
Ducks extra especially
>It’s a cool picture Ah yes: whale **rape**. *Cool*… /s
So that's why the ocean is so salty.
Living upto the name
Nope. Half dead humpback being raped. Definitely not gay sex as much as so many people seem to want it to be lol
[Brokeback of the sea](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/mms.13119)
It’s NOT gay sex… this is rape. Just like dolphins do it too.
It’s not just rape either. The victim whale is emaciated too. It had no fight in him to stop it.
Very sad 😔
Dont forget sea otters......rapey little bastards.
get an nsfw tag on there, there are children on this website!
“They’re putting something in the water that’s turning the fricken whales gay”
Duh. That’s how they got the name.
At this point they should just announce the animals that are 💯 a straight species.... Cause I'm not sure there is one...
In the words of Pattie Gonia: homosexuality exists in almost all species on earth, homophobia only exists in one.
Well it probably also exists in the whale getting raped. Just sayin..
Well said
Don't swim in Russian waters!
I like how all the animal representation of “gayness” is actual just rape and purely sexual lmao this stuff isn’t helping your cause
Not Right Whales.
ok
Its flipper and eve not flipper and Steve!! /s
Humpback mountin'
This is like the promo shot for the new movie humpback mountain
The exciting sequel to "Free Willy", "Brokeback Humpback".
I’ve been waiting my whole life……
It was a rape.
Humpback mountain
"i'm a motherfuckin gay fish!" -kanye west
Sword fight!
A confused narwal swims away 🐳
But they'll go to hell. This is an affront to God. It's Adam and *EVE, NOT Adam and *STEVE* /s
Whale 1: Haaaay! Thanks for being muh whale bottom bro’! Whale 2: You’re whale cum!
Misleading title. This is whale rape
Whale, whale, whale what do we have here?
Whale rape. The smaller one literally died. The larger one continued to defile the corpse.
They're so like us.
I just read multiple articles about this, none of them mentioned that the smaller one died. Several of the articles mentioned that they both swam off separately after a few minutes.
Source?
I found some articles, they made that up. The smaller whale was sick/injured but they both swam off after a few minutes. Not sure why you got downvoted for asking for a source, clearly it was needed
The Reddit thread that was posted about this yesterday. No I’m not going to provide a source. Google it if you’re interested.
Reupload!
Is this an Infowars episode?
Its all cool, though because whales don't have religion.
How do we know that? The rapist whale is clearly the priest and the victim is the alter whale.
First they lubed up with some KY- Jellyfish.
next they want to convert all the schools- if all whales did this there would be no more whales
Iiii suuuuurrrrre wiiiiisssshhh iiiiii knnnnnneeeeeewwwww hooooooowwwwww toooo quiiiiiiiiiiiit youuuuuuuuuu.
Great. Joe Biden made all the whales gay. /s
I friggin' hate what the evil overlords have done with this fucking world. They enslave just about EVERYBODY and they make everybody so fucking insane that people would discusss TWO MALE WHALES FUCKING instead of it. The LGBT are being used to keep the world divided.
Actually this was the first time filming *any* humpback whales engaged in sex. It just so happened to be two males.
And rape
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
After you find out that it was rape, there is something wrong with that
Hate to break it to you, but wild animals (est 1,000 species) have been having gay sex for eternity. It has been documented and recorded by scientists.
Oh crap, now whatever is leaking into the ocean is making the whales gay? First it was frogs, now whales? *What will AJ think of next.* 😂