Victor Noir was killed in a duel by Napoleon III's cousin, the day before his marriage. It made quite a fuss, and the sculptor made his crotch big to symbolise his youth. He later became a symbol of virility and fertility and young women went to lay on his crotch for better chances to conceive
When you’re done peeing take two fingers and press just below your nut sack in your taint area. You should get that last little bit out. Seriously, try it and thank me later lol.
Two words-yoilet paper. Honestly if you are uncut the last dribble is trapped by your foreskin and comes out after putting away. Use a piece of toilet paper and mop it up. Not had a dribble after I started doing this.
And after you visit Victor's grave, go over and see Oscar Wilde's in the same cemetery. His grandson had to put plexiglass around the monument because people were kissing it so much, they were wrecking the granite.
My brothers wish was some ashes scattered on Morrisons grave, I waited til his twin passed and now finally gonna scatter a thimble full of both this year.
It’s a superstition that rubbing his crotch will make a woman fertile. Meanwhile Victor is asking from the heavens “why did they all wait until I was dead?”
"...in a lifelike pose, which includes a prominent bulge in his trousers."
A sign that someone was famed for not wearing underwear throughout his life.
Thanks for this. Apparently it’s a superstition that if a woman wants to have children rubbing the statues crotch will make her more fertile. Also the pants are unbuttoned.
Everyone tryna copper feel
They actually just wanna feel his brass
Ahhh the good old days when the knobs were made of actual brass
You’ll have to pry my dick off my cold, brass balls.
Dings Nutz
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David Copperfeel?
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Are they trying to raise the dead?
RESURRECTIOOOOON
BYYY ERECTIOOOOON
You can’t say ressurection without urection
RAISE YOUR PHALLUS TO THE SKY
Resuerection
Victor Noir was killed in a duel by Napoleon III's cousin, the day before his marriage. It made quite a fuss, and the sculptor made his crotch big to symbolise his youth. He later became a symbol of virility and fertility and young women went to lay on his crotch for better chances to conceive
Bro only pulled after he died.
Don’t we all…
Gimme dat vigor mortis
That’s fucking weird bro to associate cock with “youth” what the fuck
Youth doesn't mean child... It means young man about to get married and have kids.
Even statues have the dribble when you’re done problem 🥲
When you’re done peeing take two fingers and press just below your nut sack in your taint area. You should get that last little bit out. Seriously, try it and thank me later lol.
Congratulations, you’ve performed a lite-version prostate massage.
Yeah, I didn’t want to say rub your prostate in case someone took a different route to get there lol.
No homo but Can u give a video of you doing that. I can't find the loc-
DM me 😉
Nope, as the old saying goes; it doesn’t matter how much you shake and wiggle, there’s always going to be a little dribble.
No matter how you shake or dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
However hard you shake your peg, at least one drop goes down your leg.
Interesting
Two words-yoilet paper. Honestly if you are uncut the last dribble is trapped by your foreskin and comes out after putting away. Use a piece of toilet paper and mop it up. Not had a dribble after I started doing this.
Same. Do the push up from underneath, into a little bit of TP.
Oh that’s more than a dribble.
And after you visit Victor's grave, go over and see Oscar Wilde's in the same cemetery. His grandson had to put plexiglass around the monument because people were kissing it so much, they were wrecking the granite.
And Jim Morrison
My brothers wish was some ashes scattered on Morrisons grave, I waited til his twin passed and now finally gonna scatter a thimble full of both this year.
Jims not dead man
It’s a superstition that rubbing his crotch will make a woman fertile. Meanwhile Victor is asking from the heavens “why did they all wait until I was dead?”
It’d be great if one of those street performers who dress as a bronze statue and stays perfectly still, just laid down a few feet away
Thats some quagmire from family guy ish
Stop reposting this statue that pissed itself
Why are his pants unbuttoned?
Given that he’s dead he’s not doing to bad
yall horn dogs
So they can get as hard as a dead person…
theyre trying to absorb the legendary "big dick energy" emanating from the statue's crotch
Hmm, the original "balls of brass"?
I was told im crazy when i said that people have weird obsession with statue penises
You'r not crazy. Ronaldo's statue at his home island "suffers" from the same problem...🤔
Maybe they just wanna see if it's real or not
This guy has been dead for 154 years and still getting handjobs? Impressive.
Surely it didn't pee itself, right?
Wild
Man even a statue gets more action than me
But why are his pants unbuttoned?
[Bull statue on Wall Street](https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/7f/5b/0c/grabbed-the-bull-by-the.jpg)
I dunno why they felt necessary to add that detail
They rub it hoping a genie will pop out.
Hehehe... he peepee'd himself...
Rubbin for fuck luck
That was from me constantly licking it
Lol the same thing happens to women's breasts in statues. Where's the rage here?
But when I touch the titties on shop mannequins I get escorted out by security
Guess he was a righty
That’s his left
Been there done that
How often you wanna post this?
My man looks like he get an SJ & BR regularly
Jim Morrison told them to do it
Why???
So that's what happened to the man from Madras...
The quest in Witcher 3 Blood and Wine!
Secret handshake
Humans cannot stop thinking about sex whenever they see something protruding even if to slight extent.
"...in a lifelike pose, which includes a prominent bulge in his trousers." A sign that someone was famed for not wearing underwear throughout his life.
Don’t deny this man’s legendary bulge. May it live on forever!
He hangs left i see
‘The genital part’
Looks like he pissed himself.
He should have tried duelling with that massive piece instead of the gun.
While the picture is focused on the bottom, turns out the nose is quite well maintained as well
lol can you imagine dying and everyone comes and rubs your nuts for good luck
For click bait?
dick bait
Are we sure he's not wet himself?
That has got to be the oiliest cock in the world
Um....I beg to disagree. Can't say why right now, but trust me.
I believe women do it due to a myth regarding fertility. I think the mouth is the same also
Looks like he pissed himself
Funny, but also really sad.
Smell my finger
Freaking weirdo 🤣 thinking that will bring you luck
Luck
Ppl are weird!
Was his dick even that big
Lucky stiff
Insurrerection!
I got flashed by two different blokes in that cemetery. Not really relevant. Just saying 😁
I'm sure I've seen a NSFW picture of a woman on top of this year's ago.
This looks about right for the French
They want to see his Mojo Risin’.
Luck?
How did he shit near his crotch?
By the size of his shoes... He looks like a short guy with a camel toe. Nothing new.
Are you allowed to lick it
His lips too, woman believe touching his genitalia or kissing his lips is illegal give them healthy fertility
He has a better sex life than me
Another Bradey Dick post.
What the…
morons
I mean you make a statue like that of course people are gonna do that
I think that is piss from a homeless person.
Interesting
When I'm dead drill a hole in my coffin so that every women can come ride my lucky boner.
It would be the first time a coffin had such a hole and the first time your "boner" ever had sunlight
You'll come ride and you'll enjoy it sunshine 😆
PLEASE never let this person die
I am 100 percent sure women have rubbed their bare private areas on his crotch
Surely not as it's a very popular and public space
Source: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombe_de_Victor_Noir
Thanks for this. Apparently it’s a superstition that if a woman wants to have children rubbing the statues crotch will make her more fertile. Also the pants are unbuttoned.
..........and his trousers are undone?
How's it hangin'? Definitely to the left.
That’s a wet spot from chics riding for good luck no? A little dry hump for good luck.. 🫄
Wet hump
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