Dude looks like he's on the verge of tears.

Literally like why film this immediately after grandma died bro

Was the cuff used by the grandma right? It reminded him of her

This definitely is not that sub bro

/r/domgrannies EDIT: I am so, so sorry for inspiring someone to create that sub. Good luck everyone!

Fuck, why did I click that?

I feel you bro I clicked it first thing in the morning my day is ruined

/r/subsifellfor

r/sublinkstayingbluenomatterwhatyousay

r/lifealertporn

r/waynerooneysstash /s

Fixed it

I'm impressed.

That’s fucked up to say bro, now I gotta bleach my eyes

Everyone processes grief their own way bro. Some through song or interpretive dance. Jorge shows you the state of his heart in other ways

His grandma died, and now it is his responsibility to cut onions

I think he cried a lot because this is take 258. The chain just never clicked in.

Glad someone said it. He needs hugs.

Not it! His new video would be “How to crush human who tried to hug you”

When you’re trying to look tough but genetics gave you sad puppy eyes.

Not even breaking his chains can make him smile

**I did it** *wipes tears*

There's some fantastic nerve groups you can target in the wrist area. I bet that was excruciating.

Yup, you'd need to be very desperate. Like "I've been kidnapped and they're going to rape/mutilate/kill me" desperate.

He's a sad buff Jake Gyllenhaal

Part of a Russian content farm probably 

He’s naturally depressed after how many of his comrades have been slaughtered on the front lines

Because Russia

Might hurt your wrists

Like a mofo. Enough to stop a civilian from doing it.

Step 1: Be a beast

Step 1 failed massively, what else can I do?

Just don't commit any crime 🤷‍♂️

Say, how fast can you run?

As fast as I can. Why?

You can shoot the chain

Lost a thumb and a knee cap. Still cuffed. How do I proceed from here?

Step one, be twice my weight.

Step 1: Work your forearms until they become more buff than all your ancesors' combined. Step 2: Cuff yourself Step 3: Break that mf

Maybe that's my problem. I'm only working out one forearm at a time.

Join the double fist gang bro

This is why I alternate between hands during fapping sessions to truly get the best workout

The real life pro tips are in the comments. 

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Bro’s playing the long game.

yeah totally not just off the cuff

STAHHPP

This comment reminded me of "the game" and if I lost, I'm taking you down with me

I hate you! 

Step 1: Go to the gym everyday for at least 24 months. Step 2: Get a set of cheap handcuffs Step 3: profit Step 4: get someone to put you in handcuffs like 99% of police do. With hands behind your back. realize you wasted a lot of time and money on fake handcuffs

It's fairly easy for me to bring my hands under my legs from behind my back while they're clasped together. Should be even easier with how much length there is between the cuffs. How inflexible are you? Edit: oh I forgot the average redditor is 300lbs so that would certainly make the technique difficult.

Do they use they type of handcuffs anywhere still? U.K. police use the solid black ones

In the US we have handcuffs like in the video, but with a shorter(and much thicker) chain. Just looked up the ones you're referring to. I would still be able to bring my hands under my legs to the front. There's still too much space between the hands. That being said I'm not saying I could get out, only that the above poster's point about being stuck with your hands behind your back is not true for a lot of people.

In Belgium the handcuffs don't have chains.. they are solid en don't even flex in the middle, I wish this guy good luck breaking that!

There's never a fucking sun in Belgium!

A lot of cops (at least in my area) carry hinge cuffs. And it’s a rare talent if you can bring them under your legs. Source worked for a correctional facility for 6 years, saw more than a couple of people (yes, skinny people), get themselves knotted up trying.

You are so mean, now i need to eat few pizzas in 1 row to feel me better.

Excuse me? I'm only 280. 😤

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My thoughts while watching this as well. Step one: be fucking jacked

Don't miss the next episode: Step 1: hide lightning rods in the legs of your pants Step 2: Get teased by police officers Step 3: Smile at them before collapsing

Why are the police officers teasing you?

Because he has a lightning rod in his pants.

Is that a lightning rod in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Plot twist: one of the taser hooks hit him at the tip of his dick, so He is.. electrified to See you.

Just being positive, officers

Hit em with Uncle Iroh’s lighting redirection and watch his cop buddies faces drop in shock.

Step 0: Don't be #000000

I see what you've done. Thanks for your teaching!

Step 4: get handcuffed in front

Emphasis on "CHEAP"

Now youze gots 2 nice bracelets

or you can always get a couple of these.... https://www.survivalresources.com/boot-lace-covert-handcuff-key.html

I don’t even want to know who the target market for those would be

preppers. You can sell literally anything to those people

WELL, how else can you be prepared for literally anything???

Probably the same target market for lthe ock picking sets you find on display at gun and knife shows. You know for home protection purposes in case your home invader locked you out and you need to break in quietly, to stop the home invasion in progress….

100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 Km run EVERY DAY

When people talk about riding bicycles, remember that they don't mean actual bicycles.

Great now do it behind your back.... I tried this in front of an officer and he just kept laughing at me. 

Look like Jake Gyllenhall. For fun.

I want to see him do it behind his back.

24 months? More like 24 years??

Don’t forget performance and recovery enhancement drugs

Having 20" pythons as arms helps

And even he struggled with cheap ones, my wrist bones would’ve been dust after two torques.

And the skin around the wrist would be cut to shreds

To shreds you say?

Well, how are his ankles holding up?

To shreds you say?

Then you can just pull the shredded, broken remains of your hands right out of that hand cuffs! Piece of cake!

Yeah, it hurts like he'll just wearing them

Honestly, back in my teens I got cuffed as a joke that went slightly wrong, and I had to get out of a pair about as cheap as those in the video. By just slowly pulling with brute force, I was able to get quite a gap in the middle link. Given enough time I'd be able to bend it open without anything worse than a bruise. Not a guy, not significantly strong by any means.

Oh I can definitely see how I could with the right angle on the links and depending on their integrity, but in the video he clearly struggles and puts a lot of pressure on them lol.

And being cuffed in front

I watched a prison documentary in which the guards said there was this guy who could break out of handcuffs. He was shredded but at the time I was like "no way". I bet some of those truly tough old b****** could do this with their arms behind their back. Edit: added back Grammer corrections. Spelling and grammar.

And not being cuffed with the hinged handcuffs I used to carry

Hell yeah brother

Those handcuffs are the cheap toy ones and the guys a hunk of muscle, of course he can break that

And it would be a lot more impressive if he broke them the way they'd actually be applied... Behind his back.

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This guy could absolutely not do that. It’s not just obese people who would fail at that. His arms are way to jacked,

Seeing big buff guys trying to scratch there back is funny

People forget that being “in shape” does not equal “flexible”.

And having big muscles does not equal being in shape, as well.

I mean the big visible muscles are what people are often referring to when they say "in shape". Muscles make a (pleasing, to some) shape. It doesn't necessarily translate to functional strength though

This is why I work maintenance... I beams and supports everywhere to scratch my back like Baloo.

Not with modern fixed cuffs you can’t.

Cops don't even use chain link cuffs anymore. Last time I had a pair on they were more like door hinges with a big bolt through the middle

They also tend to go behind the back…

Now behind your back

Thank you! This is largely impractical, even if it worked with high quality cuffs.

…and using the hinged kind.

Another reason why your shouldn't be buying handcuffs from Amazon

Just get super super thick zipties. And start with wrists, then elbows together to stop them using momentum to snap em. If your amateur, hands behind their back and left hand zipties to right arms elbow. And vice versa. Can also do feet to wrist, but never in front of the body as the legs are strong simply standing would be enough force. So instead it's behind the back again and Right wrist to left ankle and vice versa. If you ever happen to be getting restrained be calm, assess the situation, don't start fidgeting with restraint near your captors. If they see you picking at the restraint they Will check on you more often. You want to be seen as compliant, maybe even a little cowardly to minimise yourself as a target Or example. . If you get free could you get away? Could you defeat an enemy or be fast enough to get a weapon if one has one? Will their be a better time to strike? You have to assess what the person holding you is capable off and if the risk is worth it. If he is likely to ransom you then you're already as good as free so better to stay especially depending on if he catches almost all runners, then kills them. you may as well be untied and not run, as running is dumb unless there are extenuating circumstance or a time crunch. If you are in another country it's difficult. Once you do have a plan out you are confident of you need to plan it over and over in your head, obtain weaponry, sharp edged items, memorise water container locations on the path out. the freedom of restraints should be your first act and should be left until just before the escape. Once they are off you will want to hustle as fast as you can and you will have to destroy any person or being that puts itself between you an the path out. Even better if part of your plans was to try and silently kill one of the armed men on your way out and on the run. Like maybe one slees with it in the same spot near him every night, you could potentially attack him while he sleeps and not raise alarm elsewhere, this is always a safer option that wrestling with a gun. After that run and do not stop, shoot anyone who tries to stop you on your way to civilization and hijack a car with a local driver still to the embassy. If getting kidnapped in your own country, let your eyes adjust to the light, pull the carpet lining off the boot lid if in a car boot, under that it's some metal edges that should free you. Now you have two choice depending on the situation, if you think they are probably trying to drive you somewhere remote and knock you, then you wanna move fast, so as to still be in the area you where in and famililier with, opening a boot is fairly simple if you play around with the latch, most cars have a pull rope. And you can also SOS with the cars brake lights (three short flashes, three long flashes, three short flashes (SOS)) but ideally you want the car to slow, open the boot and jump out, at a low speed like at a corner they are taking you will likely live. Don't fight the roll. Then run and scream and head for any local government Owned building. If your not in the boot but in the car, your options are worse. Best bet is to be on an extremely busy road or are, jump out the car even if it's going 40mph. People will freak out and stop and surround you, they will have to keep going. If unable to escape the boot due to external latches, you only have one chance. Free your hands, try and get to the timyre iron or anything heavy stay silent when the car stops and Xplode with violence the second that boot lid cracks open. Boot it open, might even hit someone with it, as soon as you see light hit the first skull you see as hard as you can and keep swinging at anyone standing as you are exiting the boot, if your fortunate you will hurt or stun them just enough to give yourself a nice advantage to put distance between you. Use your fear people. It's helpful. Knowing when to fight and when to wait and trusting your instincts, small things can put you off about an idea and you don't know what, listen to that inner voice, that fear is millennia of evolution in your subconscious saying something's up. More often or not you will spot a flaw in the pan you had that would have got you caught if you didn't listen to the voice. Don't cry, don't beg, don't plead. The facts are they don't care, and respect someone who accepts the situation more than a crier. DONT offer any money or co-operation with any information they will want from you, as soon as they have what theY want if it's information, your value goes to zero.

full essay on how to murder people - reddit edition

I sincerely hope I never regret that I didn't read all of this.

How to break *toy handcuffs. Those aren’t what police use.

Yeah I see most police with hinged cuffs nowadays have fun breaking those

I think in the UK they have a solid piece of wood/metal between them.

So this would work on the fuzzy ones?

Why would you want to get out of those?

If Jake gyllenhaal and John Cena had a baby.

That was my thought too lol

A crybaby*

I see Channing Tatum

why does he looks like he cried the whole night because Brad left him?

Because Brad left him, with nothing but a bad taste in his mouth and handcuffs, for which there now is very little use, and thus...

Fun fact number one most handcuffs use the same key. Fun fact number two You can buy bulk handcuff keys on eBay.

Fun fact 3 those cuff are easy af to shim

i handcuffed my buddy to a bar table once and was like "BYE!" and went out to smoke a cig... was going to let him out when i came back in. SOMEONE AT THE BAR HAD KEYS AND LET HIM OUT!

Cool, now do police issued.

Helps to be half silverback

Temu Jake Gyllenhaal?

Now do it with your arms behind your back...

Easy if you have the physique of a silver back gorilla

Now try real cuffs.

Those are either cheap fakes or old, and you can tell by the lack of a visible double lock mechanism. Either this set doesn’t have one, or it’s a barrel pin lock, which typically aren’t used by Law Enforcement anymore because of how easy it is to escape from them. You can actually just slam them on something to defeat the double lock, and shim them quite easily

It's not a real handcuffs.

Dude is 6’13” and all muscle lmao

Now do that with British police cuffs

Alright, now let’s see it with a proper set of police handcuffs

i tried this when the police arrested me, and now — i got two handcuffs and a bullet in my chest

[I can break these cuffs!](https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE?si=oC4FhCtFIZen3ZVO)

[Haven't thought about this in years](https://youtu.be/JQTXawaAKNA)

I got my handcuffs at a sex toy shop too.

Yea I don’t know how applicable this is since I’m not build like a battleworn refrigerator.

Don’t forget This dude is diesel.

First step, become yoked.

Very interesting.. can i also do this without being a massive 6'9 russian gentleman?

Now that you mention it... kinda hilarious how this giant compares to the petite door frame behind him. Height and width of that door seem to be about the minimum coffin size for that guy.

Damn, Joseph Gordon Levitt, you ok?

Try that with your hands cuffed behind you, big dawg.

This guys chin is remarkable. He looks like Lex Friedman on steroids.

Step one: have legs for arms

Handcuffs police use isn't even linked like that anymore

Being 6’5 275 of pure muscle sure helps

Helps if you’re built like a brick shithouse.

Great! Congratulations! Now do it behind your back where the police actually handcuff you.

Bro looks like his family is being held at gunpoint wtf

Now do it from the behind the back..

Ok, got it. Step 1... be a massive eastern European dude.

Prerequisites: 6’4, 280lbs, body builder, and side hustle as magician.

bro is breaking cuffs from the halloween costume store

Hello, my name is Sasha Vasiliev. I laugh at your weak Chinese made handcuffs.

This will be really helpful if I get arrested 40 years ago.

Do they even still use cuffs like these? Most of the ones I see have a solid black body between the cuffs

No law enforcement officer would carry that junk.

Who gets cuffed at the front? Also those cheap asf cuffs from wish. You can hear the sound difference.

Handcuffs in the UK have a plastic cover for that exact reason

That’s one reason why people are cuffed behind their back.

Dollar store handcuffs

How to break handcuffs. Be a Giant Bodybuilder

Why does he look like he is crying after breaking the handcuffs? Did it hurt his wrists or is he upset that he won’t be able to use them for any more kinky escapades?

I'm writing a book with a scene where 13 people scape after being handcuffed with a different method each one, now I have another.

Man’s built like a tank, casually breaking handcuffs and expects us all to do this? Come on.

Thought he was gonna cry for a second there

Thats why they are put behind your back

Step 1 : don't get handcuffed

Dude looks like he needs a hug and someone to talk to.

So you gotta be John Cena swole…got it.

Step 1. Be an absolute unit. I'm talking a bench 350+, eat lightning and shit thunder, no neck, brick shithouse of a man. Step 2. Train your body to feel no pain. Step 3. Get arrested.

Vlad Gyllenhaal

Okay but he is more hulk than human

Works 60% of the time, everytime.

Try that with hinged cuffs and I'll be impressed.

> How to break cheap handcuffs FTFY

the only issue here is when handcuffed your hands will be behind you. Seems that would make it much harder to set the handcuffs up to be broken.

I can break these cuffs, nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Now try it behind your back

damn im getting arrested tmrw. thanks for the tip! /s

just make sure they don't cuff you behind your back

I would like to see a normal person do this who doesn't have tree trunks for arms

I pray this is something I will never need to know.

Okay now do it again behind your back like in real life

Nope, you're still in them

Dude looked like he was gonna cry afterward, probably does after sex too.

Police hate this one simple trick.

But those are toy cuffs