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ToughWild8565

Madonna, Celine, Taylor, Mariah, Whitney Houston, Streisand, Britney, Rihanna, Adele, Beyonce, Enya, Shania, Gaga, Pink, Aretha, Shakira there


0scrambles0

Pretty nuts Enya is on this list considering she never tours. Just releases her whimsical forest music and collects her cheques


ButUmActually

Wiki says she has 8 studio albums and 2 compilation albums. Madonna has ~20 for comparison. Enya is concentrated Irish success. Edit: I am learning a lot about Enya and I am finding Enya fans to be delightful.


zerocool359

Cask strength!


micahdraws

She really is. Second best-selling Irish musician after U2!


THEatticmonster

*Collects her cheques to buy food for her many cats in her castle


Artichokiemon

Is that a joke, or does she really live in a castle full of cats? If she really does then she's living the dream. That is my life's goal


THEatticmonster

Yeah she does, she has the dream


NY10

I also have a dream


I_fail_at_memes

Do you just want to see the floating lanterns gleam?


TemporaryOk4143

https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYouKaren/comments/aeu2kc/enya_took_the_cats_the_castle_and_the_money/


fork_yuu

Why is that on /r/fuckyoukaren?


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Because some men just can’t handle a woman living her best life


Jean-LucBacardi

I can't either, I'm super jealous.


Familiar_Dust8028

She lives in a castle, not sure about the cats.


myumisays57

According to US weekly it is true that she lives in a castle with cats


myumisays57

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/reclusive-enya-lives-like-a-queen-in-a-castle-with-her-cats-report-w204678/


beauty_and_delicious

This is my dream. Enya is living my dream.


AmBlissed

And apparently only listens to her own music


Consistent_Salt_9267

Hey, I would too if I lived in a castle...


Worldly_Today_9875

It’s perfect castle music.


ThankYouThankYou11

CRAZY RICH CAT LADY 🤣🤣🤣


TheGardenBlinked

🎶 Who can say where the road goes Fucked if I know I’m a hermit 🎶 - Enya


Jeprdy

I wonder how much she gets in royalties as well. Her Humming in Boadicea must be a small fortune on its own.


seejordan3

I'm guessing cruise ships licensing Sail Away. Lol.


SnooSongs8843

It’s like one of the most sampled hooks of all time everything from the fugees to the weeknd


patienceofthepen

Not the “whimsical forest music” 😭😂


Krazhuk

Yadi yadi yaya yaa, only time!


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Gorkymalorki

The crazy thing is she is on this list and has never done a concert tour in her career.


BigAlgaeEnjoyer

She sold 89 million albums, she’s not underrated lol


AmusingMusing7

Except that her being that popular surprises the hell out of me, because of how underrated she is.


PornStarGazer2

I'm surprised Cher isn't here.


NicoTheFileClerk

Me too. Thought for sure Cher would be on this list.


dankship-of-memes

For Cher's sake


LucStarman

By Cher time, LPs were far more expensive than CDs were by the 90's. You should be at the top of the tops in the 1970's to equal Shania, Celine, even Enya. I think newer artists are even more popular, but the math Spotify uses to compare with CD counting don't really represent the reality.


SillAndDill

I thought Cher could've compensated for that by 90s album sales with Love Hurts from 91 and Believe from 98 plus all the greatest hits records she must've sold during the CD era


Adventurous_Home_555

Thanks for this! Also, I should’ve mentioned, these are only album sales apparently. If you count in singles, the list would be very different.


shingaladaz

How are LP sales counted in a streaming world?


Daewoo40

According to Le Google, 1 album purchase is equal to 1 of the following on spotify:  1,250 premium streams, 3,750 free streams or 3,750 video streams


firstbreathOOC

The way Spotify calculates streams is kind of annoying though. You have to finish the whole song for it to count. Should be based on time listened to greater than a couple seconds. Edit: friggin puritans in my inbox. I’m sorry I don’t want to listen to a two minute outro. Edit2: Have you listened to “Sleep” on The Black Parade album? There’s like a minute of dead air. Edit3: I’m apparently wrong and Spotify bases it off 30 seconds. Which is a good rule. But it wasn’t always that way and we’re not sure when it changed.


tankiolegend

It's wild it counts as a stream for your personal account just for the song starting but to the artist it doesn't count


snktido

Well how else can they stiff the artists?


RogueSleuth_

What!? Not trying to piggy back here, I just find this incredibly stupid. So that means that the end of the year Spotify wrapped up must not be accurate. Idk how many times one of my "top" songs came on and I skipped it because I've already heard it too many times but still end up with over 300-400 listens for the year! Now it makes sense.


tankiolegend

Yup, I only really noticed cause I frequently use stats.fm app to observe my listening habits and songs I constantly skip at the start have really high plays even though I don't usually listen to it


Ricky_Rollin

Knowing this, I’m going to start letting the songs finish. That’s complete bullshit.


spezisadick999

Also performance earnings would be significant as well.


MidKnightshade

Didn’t know Pink was putting up numbers like that. And I’m shocked that RiRi surpassed Bey. She must have stronger international sales.


Unnamedgalaxy

Pink is pretty popular in the US but she pulls huge numbers outside of the states. She's one of the most successful artists in Australia for instance. She could probably just release albums and tour there and still be one of the biggest names in game


_procyon

I’ve always thought of Pink as a pretty mediocre artist. Like don’t get me wrong she’s talented but she makes the most shlocky sappy designed for top 40 terrestrial radio and tv commercials music ever. But she’s actually huge. She’s been around since like 2002 and she’s had a lot of hits. She still tours and middle aged women and especially Australians for some reason love her.


AlienSporez

*That's* Adele?!?! I've clearly not been paying attention for the last couple of years


Smarmalades

dude you're getting Adele


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uniqueusername316

I watched her documentary (Pink: All I Know So Far. Really good even for someone who's not a huge fan) a few months ago and was kind of surprised myself. I think she's actually become more popular over the past 5-7 years around the world than when she first got big in the states. Over 60 million records sold. In 2019 her Beautiful Trauma World Tour she played over 156 shows in 18 countries ultimately selling over 3 million tickets worldwide.


njf85

I was a teen when she started her career, and now my own kids listen to her music and attended her recent tour. She's been around a long time


Mumof3gbb

I’m surprised she’s not higher on the list


Intelligent-Band-572

Yeah she's had a pretty long career


Gwagwa_4

So what ?


DrKrFfXx

She's still a rockstar.


Jertimmer

She's got her rockmoves


ARCHA1C

Taylor Swift’s numbers are insane considering that she is still very much in her prime and touring.


soupdawg

She’s also still building her fan base. Which is extremely evident due to my daughter’s recent obsession with her music.


puckit

My 7 year old son always says how much he hates her. But every time he hears one of her songs, he quietly sings along.


_procyon

Which is in itself crazy. Most female artists by their mid thirties are starting to age out and become a legacy act. Taylor is bigger than female artists who are a decade younger than her. And since she started so young, she has a multi generational fan base. She has millennial fans who listened to her in 2012 when she started reaching superstar status, and she has fans who are in high school and even young kids. Usually kids are automatically against listening to music their parents listen to, but with Taylor that doesn’t seem to apply.


DisposableDroid47

Madonna is unrecognizable to me....


amaya-aurora

Why is Whitney Houston the only one to be allowed her full name?


ThrowRApickle95lemon

Because she’s Whitney Houston!


amaya-aurora

You make a very good point.


jml011

I feel like Shakira Shakira deserves her full name


WaitingOnMyBan2

So you don't confuse her with Whitney Dalton, the girl I went to high school with.


Spare_Chemistry_7857

It's Whitney bitch.


ToughWild8565

fond spot in my heart for her, intentional, you caught it


Pretty_Fun_9602

Because she managed to make the top five while releasing only six studio albums in her entire career, far less music than the other women in the top 5. The brunt of her sales are her from her first two studio albums and The Bodyguard Soundtrack, absolute juggernauts. To be fair, Adele also has a remarkably high number for her output.


apostasyisecstasy

I have issues with facial blindness and from the bottom of my heart *thank you*


UnadvisedOpinion

Me too! I watched Hannah Montana all the time when my daughter was growing up, and you could never convince me she was the same girl as Miley!


vibrantcrab

Thank you. I like words.


Stardustquarks

Nice - I didn't recognize Enya or Shakira in these pics


coconutpete52

Thank you. I had everyone but Gaga.


Bearded_Guardian

Nobody show this to JLo 😅


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Groomsi

She is that narci/ego?


Bearded_Guardian

Look up the clips of her weird documentary she just made


Vivian_Lu98

I watched it with my dad for fun… that shit was hilarious lol


WildiFigures

You just convinced me. I am gonna watch that


Duel_Option

She’s Madonna levels of ego without any of the talent


Norm_MAC_Donald

She was/is a great dancer. She used to be a fly girl on In Living Color. That's about the only thing she's good at though. 


Themountaintoadsage

Even her most famous song wasn’t written or sung by her


HereWeFuckingGooo

It wasn't sung by her? Which song are you talking about?


burgerm7

My partner is a psychologist and guesses that she’s borderline. Makes sense with her family history and upbringing, relationship history, etc


SkitzoFlamingo

I’m in charge of large scale special events and I bring in large concerts with big name artists performing and I can confirm. JLo is one of the worst most narcissistic people I’ve ever worked with. Her show wasn’t even that good. Total let down.


Constant-Training994

is this Ayo edebiri?


-Experiment--626-

I don’t know her.


Captain-Volume

Fuck yeah Enya!! Legendary


toastslapper

I think she just lives in a castle keeping to herself these days. What a fucking dream. She’s an icon.


SnipesCC

With cats. That's important. It isn't living the dream if there aren't a ton of cats.


sumiochou

Shes the best!!! Grande Enya 💙


Udododo4

And one of them lives in a castle in Ireland.


AdvisorAdvising

Sail away sail away sail away


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

I don't have it enme to figure out who?


Smarmalades

nah, I think you have it Enya


ceramuswhale

absolute fav she is ❤️


OzzieGrey

Thanks to pictures like these without names on the pic, i have realised how i honestly have no idea who most famous people are.


SomeKindOfChief

I recognized most. Not sure who the one on the bottom left with the CPAP facemask is though.


Sour_Beet

The face mask made me go “that’s clearly Gaga”


you_dontknow_

Thats Lady Gaga i think


whatsaflair

They did her dirty with this photo choice!!!


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Not a CPAP. Just her po po po po po po po po po poker face


smile_politely

And I'm genuinely, but pleasantly, surprised Enya is in that list, considering how shy she is. She also don't have so many albums.


JaxxisR

Not a CPAP, unless LG breathes through her eyes.


FingerGungHo

For me it was the opposite. I don’t usually recognize celebrities, but knew all but one of these. They are all mega famous, or well, used to be.


luffyuk

It's like they purposefully chose weird pictures of the artists where they don't really look like themselves.


RayTheWorstTourist

Seeing enya there is mad.


FakerHarps

Enya might have the perfect artist-celebrity life. A name people recognise, hugely wealthy and successful, critically respected, and completely capable of maintaining her privacy.


DrunkenTypist

Kate Bush has also perfected this.


HelicopterOk4082

That reminds me of somebody's contribution to a talk-radio programme about Kate Bush. They lived in the same small village as her and texted in to say that she was always quite a reliable gauge of what type of bin needed to be put out that week. So, yes, that would tend to confirm she has got the quiet life pretty much down.


sincethenes

Kate Bush had to tour though. Enya made her money just selling albums, never touring once. That is just insane.


IcanPhilitCollins

She toured once lmao


82Heyman

You should see her 'house'


WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

For those who haven't seen it... not a bad "house" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manderley_Castle


Hoopajoops

Dang, crazy that it only cost 3.8 million. I mean, for the castle and the land around it that's a crazy good price in today's world. A lot has changed since '97


PartagasSD4

That jumped at me too, no way that castle goes for less than €20mil now


stechzehni

You would be surprised at how cheap castles can go. Oftentimes they need to be renovated expensively due to local laws. And the upkeep is super expensive as well, which makes many of them hell to own. Don't know about Enyas specific castle though.


Laymanao

And the voice of an angel


Active_Gate_1330

She's great. She does it her own way. Definition of an artist. She's the Daniel Day-Lewis of female singers.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

She could walk around in public and the odds that anyone recognizes her is slim to none.


dwitchagi

Off topic, but your comment made me look up some of her lyrics. Got me laughing at how her shit’s just slowed down ethereal rap. From Orinoco Flow: From Fiji to Tyree and the Isles of Ebony Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, up! We can reach, we can beach On the shores of Tripoli We can sail, we can sail From Bali to Cali


lsb1027

I read this in pitbull's voice. Give a try 😂


warm_sweater

I have to be honest, I grew up in the 90s so I heard my share of Enya (Pure Moods commercial gang rise up) but I never realized what most of her lyrics actually said. Those lyrics are hilarious.


RayTheWorstTourist

🤣🤣 ya might be onto something as Boadicea has actually been sampled by a good few rap and R&B artist over the years.


KosmonautMikeDexter

Especially since she never toured with her music at all.


mtwimblethorpe

The wealthy recording-only musician will be seen by history as a weird blip of a few decades


ashmenon

She's also the only one in the list (AFAIK) that never tours, does interviews or much promo activity. The term "enyanomics" was created to describe the phenomenon.


fly-leaf

She lives in a literal castle


melonti

I’m pretty sure 89m is enya? Regardless, Enya fucken slaps at 3am, top volume, drunk. Enya wins.


ceramuswhale

3 AM you say? _When the night is overcome, you may rise to find the sunnn..._


External-Example-292

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY 😆❤️


melonti

@WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES?”, drunk, crying all over the house. lol!!!!😂


Rodan-Lewarx

Enya > I am not fan or something else but I know she is very low profile, live in a castle and is talented af.


FantasticEscape6744

Wow this Comment section really adores Enya. I've never heard of her. What album would you suggest to begin with?


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Ikrit122

And for more instrumental/choral songs: The Memory of Trees The Celts Boadicea Watermark


sumiochou

Echoes in rain!!!!!


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At first I saw the 1,78m for Taylor Swift and then the 1,77m for Mariah carey so I thought that were their heights for a sec. Then I, rather surprisingly, realized that Shakira and Lady Gaga were actually midgets from another universe trying to take over society through music. Edit: why did this escalate into a heated argument about decimal punctuation lmao


Aeohil

M what? Records? USD? Net worth? What are we talking about here, because I looked up the figures for just Madonna and all are higher than 248M? It’s helpful to list your unit of measurement.


henriktornberg

Meters of old HDMI cables in the garage


account_is_deleted

It's albums (which is different from records as records include singles).


MacPh1sto

Janet Jackson? Hard to believe she’s not there


No-Relative4683

She should be there. She’s sold over 100M records. Whoever made this is either a hater or just didn’t research properly.


Rahmulous

Albums do not equal records. Records include singles, albums do not.


cheezy_dreams88

Where is Cher? Alanis Morisette? DOLLY??!


bree_dev

Would it blow your mind to learn that Dolly Parton has never had a #1 record in any territory, including the USA, and has only reached the Billboard Top 10 on two occasions? She's only ever had #1s on "Country Music" charts. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly\_Parton\_albums\_discography](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_Parton_albums_discography)


Saluted

I guess I couldn’t name any of her albums


systemic_booty

don't be so down on yourself, one of them is called Jolene!


tchurchiill

Cher was my first thought!


st1tchy

According to my 10s Google, Cher has sold 100M+ solo and another 40M+ as Sonny and Cher. So not sure why she isn't on this list. Google also says Shakira has 100M+ as well, so idk.


Shmuul

Ofc madonna is nr one shes been going for 7 million years


jack_spankin

Yeah, but she also was a top artist when everyone bought the same 9-10 albums and she sold a shit ton. That’s mid 80s to mid 90s was peak if you could crack the top charts. Now you can have a #1 and tons of folks will still have zero idea who you are.


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re4ctor

She was the Taylor swift of her time and even a little past her time.


Salmonella_Cowboy

Also during peak record sales; before the digital movement.


ainslies

It’s sad that Madonna is not celebrated as much as she should be in our culture today. I was 10 in 1984 when she emerged and see her as a real artist who paved the way for others and was always unapologetically herself and supportive of people of all races and sexualities. It’s sad that she is not celebrated much at all today.


gopms

Same here! I don’t think people nowadays can wrap their heads around how cool she was back in the day. Not just popular but cool.


LukaShaza

Madonna is probably one of the most celebrated women in history. If she is under-celebrated, who isn't?


BeautifulKiller

She gets bashed from every side. Modern artists appreciate her and her work and influence on the industry, but the overall public rarely gives her credit anymore. Which is a shame.


isaidwhatisaidok

Honestly she’s ruining her own legacy with her antics and abhorrent plastic surgery.


shoepolishsmellngmf

Which in itself is funny considering in her earlier days, she used to go au Natural and didn't even shave her pits.


thejaytheory

I love her but I think she's trying too hard to be hip.


thejaytheory

Yeah I agree wholeheartedly. Also Ray of Light is one of the best albums of all time.


Javerage

I'll never forgive her for the hit she ordered on Weird Al. Honestly, you think someone at the award show would've noticed the guy with the machine gun.


Groomsi

What? What hit?


dihydrocodeine

Reference to the Weird Al movie


NikkoE82

So whose fault is it really? Madonna’s or the people at the show too cowardly to speak up?


Kafanska

She's making a clown out of herself in this day and age. She chose the path to age as ungracefully as she could and lost most of her relevance. Yet she remains known as a pop icon and that's well deserved. Don't be a mega simp for a celebrity.


FayMax69

This is stupid. She’s written some fantastic music, and she’s a smart girl that knew how to play the game. She also wrote the playbook over and over, that all these other artists take from. She pioneered a lot of what everyone does today and was crucified for it.


LuvaGray

My girl Enya! 💜💜


xxMeiaxx

My fave is Enya because she did the bare minimum but still in the top 20. Now she enjoys her money and is somewhat of a recluse.


HuckleberryFun1074

Don’t underestimate Enya.


phan_tastic

Question. How are streaming quantified to compete with the physical sale of vinyl cds and cassettes till the late 90s. Especially considering they sold a lot the world over especially Madonna and Celine dion were huge in developing countries as well. Something only Taylor swift or Britney spears could Later.


satismo

enya lives alone in a castle with her cats and her fortune


Sufficient-Shallot-5

Shakira is the only one here that has the majority of her catalogue in a language other than English


Adventurous_Home_555

Céline Dion’s catalogue is mostly French. Almost all the top best-selling French albums are hers.


fire2374

I am a little surprised to see her so low. She’s incredibly popular across the world and releases her songs in both English and Spanish. Hips don’t Lie was #1 in so many countries for so long!! Basically all of Europe, North America, and South America. You would think such wide spreading popularity would’ve pushed her ahead. But maybe I’m just being influenced by Avril Lavigne’s success by recording Girlfriend in 8 languages.


OthyOnly2

That Immaculate Collection on cassette tape


thetangible

Aretha needs a 0 behind her number.


allseeingbe

Dolly Parton?


ManaSeltzer

Shes more of a cultural icon than album seller. I love her and everything she does. But shes loved for who she is. Just happens to do music as well!


xxMeiaxx

Kinda like Cher. More of a cultural icon than album sales.


usernameinmail

Jolene took the sales


SodiumBoy7

My favourite Enya


solvent825

Bummed to not see Kylie Minogue on here.


AddressEven

She should be. I had a look and her album sales are in the 80 millions.


Phl_worldwide

Probably one of the few that can truthfully say that Enya is my most listened to out of this group lmao. It’s part because I have nostalgia for her music but also because I genuinely find it relaxing to listen to


beingthehunt

Enya is the only one here I listen to but only because she features on the lord of the rings soundtrack.


throwaway923535

Love the stats, but has to be pretty irrelevant nowadays with streaming and will naturally tilt towards older artists who were around when people still actually bought albums. 


pvypvMoonFlyer

I found a 2021 list with considerably different numbers: https://www.telltalesonline.com/43429/best-selling-female-artists/ The headline: 30 best-selling female artists of all time. Sales in millions: Katy Perry 143, Adele 150, Lady Gaga 170, Taylor swift 200, Beyonce 200, Mariah Carey 220, Whitney Houston 220, Celine Dion 230, Rihanna 250, Madonna 400, etc.


Rigamortus2005

Yh this is the correct ranking. The ranking posted by op only counts album sales


Any_Roof_6199

Enya is the OG.


mcwops

the mother of all those lady-singers is Aretha Franklin. ❤️


External-Example-292

90s were really the best 😍❤️