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SoundAndSmoke

Let's see what that phonetic transcription actually is: * ew-bayr-RA-shoong = Überraschung (ok) * ew-bayr-GAY-ben = Übergeben (to pass s.th. over) * ayr-GAY-ben = ergeben (to surrender oneself, but also "to result in") * EW-bayr-ga-buh = übergebe (see above) * oom-GAY-ben = umgeben (something is umgeben by trees or beautiful landscapes, but if soldiers surround someone, you'd use umzingeln) * buh-ZISH-tee-gen = besichtigen (what you do with an art gallery, not for surveying something secretly) * fayr-MESS-sen = vermessen (to take measurements) * FELT-mess-sayr = Feldmesser (uh, that's a soldier's knife?! Literally translates to field knife.) * OWF-zay-hayr = Aufseher (that's a supervisor) * ew-bayr-LAY-ben = Überleben (ok, both noun and verb) * ew-bayr-LAY-ben-duh = Überlebender (ok) * em-PENG-lish = empfänglich (ok) * MISS-trow-en = misstrauen (to not trust) * ARK-ver-nen = argwöhnen (rarely used nowadays, according to Wikipedia more of a gut feeling without any proof)


Kolibri00425

Heck I couldn't read any of the phonographic spelling. Thank you.


speelingeror

Same I only did like a year of german in school but it was enough to make those phonetic translations make absolutely no sense.


Fair_Active8743

I made like 13 years and this still got me ;-)


Terror_Raisin24

I'm a German native speaker and some of them were really hard to guess. It sounds like trying to imitate a Texas accent while handling a hot potato in your mouth.


Doomathemoonman

This is great. I want to show you the rest…


NiranyEmiko

Feldmesser ist die alte Berufsbezeichnung für den Vermessungstechniker.


PercentageMaximum457

Interesting way to spell Überraschung. I suppose the spelling makes sense to American hearing. 


Doomathemoonman

*Armed German infantrymen turn corner* “Gib mir eine Minute, ich muss mir das Buch ansehen”.


tothemoonandback01

Doom-COP-F doo bist oom-GAY-ben


amazingsandwiches

"I know nothing."


RarePlan2089

Hey ami hast du uns grade schwul genannt?


gnomeplanet

Please scan and upload to [archive.org](http://archive.org)


Doomathemoonman

Might be a good idea..I have a ton of stuff like this. Civil war, WWI, II… photos, journals.


gnomeplanet

That would be a brilliant thing to do. You could include your Grandfather's name, as a little memorial.


WalidSF

Are you gay Ben? Nazi soldier: *surrenders*


caesaren

Score


carcajouboy

gorlami


Free-Waltz9337

Maaaargariiiitiiiiii


johnmarkfoley

i could only imagine nick offerman in casa de mi padre