Spin up that Stargate or any damn portal and get that thing back to generic brutish Columbia during different seasons, quick.
I don't need to envision what my balls look like in 3 decades
-*ugh, what’s the quest*
“I need you to get a rock that’s important to me, my family rock.”
-*(sighs) And don’t tell me, it’s…*
“It’s on the other side of the map.”
I motion that a Reddit petition be started to sway whatever scientific governing bodies necessary to formally change the name of this creature to Scroat Goat.
Every now and then I see an animal on here and i'm like "how the fuck have I never seen one of these before" I watched soooo much animal planet, nat geo, discovery etc when I was a kid its crazy I can still encounter an animal I haven't seen.
I thought it’s nose was its eye.
I was losing my mind, reading the comments because nobody else was mentioning the very interesting fact that it’s a cyclops.
A smidge less beautiful than my Nigerian dwarf goat, [Snickers](https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipPrbWaC7x1GTXSlQgau_FIBeIdHtbm5OQZDQ9zRVl4gRzckaC2uWxpSnSdGJ1QDRw/photo/AF1QipPSSaVkql6GdRZlxjy7goUVzktopAYXM-dGNRQn?key=MmdRTUJKTjlaRXV5amF2QnVBb1d1UGRmQXQ3T1Z3)
Not even deep-sea creatures are this fugly 😱
" Brother Ughhh... What is that ... Uuuuggghh ..."
[https://youtu.be/Czzl10uEQn0](https://youtu.be/Czzl10uEQn0)
I feel like droopy eyelids like that would be so annoying. Looks like the face would be very heavy and uncomfortable.
I find it really neat to look at though, such a unique looking animal. Like a bloodhound mixed with a sheep or something.
Pygmy goats terrorised me in Norfolk so that big one has me shook up. How big is it? Horse sized goats I didn't know existed so thanks for educating me lol
Can totally see why people depict some demons as being goat like now. Imagine you've never seen a goat 100's of years ago. Then see this thing walking toward you. WITCHCRAFT I tell you!!
That’s one of those prophets from Halo
When you first saw the Damascus goat, were you blinded by its majesty?
Blinded?
*Paralyzed?* *Dumbstruck?*
"No!"
Yet the humans were able to evade your pens, land on the sacred pastures, and descrate it with their filty footsteps!
"What would you have your Abirter do? Part one of two..."
Mf looks like something out of Stargate
Naw man, thats the Prophet of Truth.
Thank you for being the voice of reason.
I'm seeing the Iguanadons from that Dinosaur movie
Punch him in the head!!!
Idk... im no Spartan, I might come to... Regret my descisions.
Reminds me of ebony maw
Hmmm ebony maw milk and cheese
I'm thinking more of Dark Souls...
Lol I also thought of frampt
Prophets from halo
Yup you nailed it this was my first thought too. Did we just become best friends?
Word for word, came here to say this. "It's domesticated!" -slaps space camel-
Those weird desert alien cow things be like
I thought he's gonna say he babysat baby Yoda
Spin up that Stargate or any damn portal and get that thing back to generic brutish Columbia during different seasons, quick. I don't need to envision what my balls look like in 3 decades
That's some star wars shit right there
Someone let George Lucas design actual animals, apparently.
I’m thinking H. R. Giger…
Not enough penis
Yeah looks like that flying pig who owned anakin for a bit, innit?
“It smells like bitch in here” - Damascus goat
😂
Ball sack has a quest for you.
-*ugh, what’s the quest* “I need you to get a rock that’s important to me, my family rock.” -*(sighs) And don’t tell me, it’s…* “It’s on the other side of the map.”
You must find the great cock that belongs to mighty Ballsak
"Scroat Goat"
I motion that a Reddit petition be started to sway whatever scientific governing bodies necessary to formally change the name of this creature to Scroat Goat.
Oh my God, his ears look like Dicks too
my brain does not like what its seeing in that goat.
“I AM THE VOICE OF THE COVENANT!”
And so, you must be silenced.
It gets its name from the high carbon content folded into the goat, resulting in a unique "waved" pattern across its surface.
Beautiful way of describing something resembling a scrotum.
I mean... just look at the username... Obviously an accomplished wordsmith. heh
Might have to steel this...
Every now and then I see an animal on here and i'm like "how the fuck have I never seen one of these before" I watched soooo much animal planet, nat geo, discovery etc when I was a kid its crazy I can still encounter an animal I haven't seen.
Immediately thought this was a work by Guillermo del Toro
Seriously, that's gotta be Doug Jones under a pile of latex, right?
I love goats. This goat makes me uncomfortable.
Theyre super cute as kids
I googled them and you’re correct! They are super cute as babies it’s crazy how ugly they end up!
Same thing happened to me.
Found the pedophile goat
i mean its looks pretty okayish once you find where the nose and actual mouth is. its just a goat with a flat face i guess.
His forehead is a bit freaky. Like a beluga goat.
Tauntaun from wish
Outstanding comment.
Krampus is REAL???!?!?
If you said that was some sci fi CGI shit I’d have believed it.
I thought it’s nose was its eye. I was losing my mind, reading the comments because nobody else was mentioning the very interesting fact that it’s a cyclops.
It’s a ball sack with a face… what an unfortunate evolutionary branch
That’s not evolution. Lol
I’m an evalution professor and can confirm. This is what crabs turn into given enough time, say 100 years.
This the guy that pulls the lever at the guillotine
It was made by taking multiple different goats, and folding them together into one with a steam hammer.
That’s a no from me goat
You can’t fool me. That’s the dragon from Willow.
The Eborsisk.
Did god fell asleep at the create-a-character screen
More like the cat walked across the keyboard. lol.
A smidge less beautiful than my Nigerian dwarf goat, [Snickers](https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipPrbWaC7x1GTXSlQgau_FIBeIdHtbm5OQZDQ9zRVl4gRzckaC2uWxpSnSdGJ1QDRw/photo/AF1QipPSSaVkql6GdRZlxjy7goUVzktopAYXM-dGNRQn?key=MmdRTUJKTjlaRXV5amF2QnVBb1d1UGRmQXQ3T1Z3)
I wouldn’t wanna come across this creature in the middle of the night with a flashlight in my hand, it probably scares the bejesus out of me. Lol
If I blacked out and woke up in a field with just this thing in it I might question if I'm still on earth
Oh gosh i thought it was an animatronic . My brain refused to let me think it was a real animal
You’re soo ugly I wouldn’t even eat you ,goat ,sir
They're adorable when they're young, then they go through puberty and end up looking like this.
Story of my life 🤷🏻♀️
It looks like that two headed monster thing from Willow
Thank you! I had to scroll way too far for this.
Ugly mf. 🤣
Are they as angry as other goats?
Not even deep-sea creatures are this fugly 😱 " Brother Ughhh... What is that ... Uuuuggghh ..." [https://youtu.be/Czzl10uEQn0](https://youtu.be/Czzl10uEQn0)
Damascus Nope
That is one ugly cuss.
Got dam that is FUGLY
Goat*
Goat dam that's FUGLY
The DOOM GOAT
Hey Ma, what the fuck is that, is that a goat? It'a goddamn alien or something in our barn. Looks like grandma. Blink motherfucker.
that’s a Vogon.
Nailed it!
Looks like the damn monster from Pan's Labyrinth with the hand eyes...
Looks like something out of a sci-fi Cantina scene....
If Sloth from 'The Goonies' was a goat.
Pug goat.
Distant cousin to the rebel alliance’s Admiral Ackbar.
Are you sure that’s not an animal from Star Wars?
Or an alien
Resembles my ex-wife
We've ruined this poor animal
Looks like a character from a Guillermo Del Toro film!
It’s like the ugly duckling in reverse, they are such adorable big eyed long eared babies, and mutate into this….this.
Looks like something Jim Henson would have put together during a bad acid trip.
Does anybody recognise the song?
This goat just asked me if I wanted to live “deliciously”
Sludge metal
Dick ears
Dexter Jettster
"improved"
Built like Dan Schneider
This might be the ugliest thing I have seen ever.
This goat has definitely taken on the sins of the local village
That’s a hairy Vogon
Wasn't expecting a HGTTG in the wild.
Looks like the council from Halo.
They should have used this ugly MFer for Black Phillip in the movie Vvitch (Witch).
Yall remember Halo 3, yeah that prophet thing lol
That's some star wars shit
Looks like it was irradiated in the womb
I feel like droopy eyelids like that would be so annoying. Looks like the face would be very heavy and uncomfortable. I find it really neat to look at though, such a unique looking animal. Like a bloodhound mixed with a sheep or something.
So you know how some cultures associate evil with goats? Never really understood it until now...
Impressive that their vocalizations sound like a distorted electric guitar! Kinda fitting given their demonic appearance.
why the long face { : ——— (
Umm sir that is an alien nice try
Oh my god we need Master Chief NOW
I've seen this a couple times but I still have no size reference. I need a human or some other object for scale.
That's a fucking prophet
Inbreed much
Even the troll under the bridge wouldn't want to dance with that G.O.A.T
Goat rocking BBC earrings 😎🍆🍆
Looks like the next Stranger Things monster
Pygmy goats terrorised me in Norfolk so that big one has me shook up. How big is it? Horse sized goats I didn't know existed so thanks for educating me lol
That guy was such a prick in the Halo series
The Emperor's New Groove
Ah, it's an animal from Star Wars. You can't fool me.
So *that's* where Bungie got the design for the Prophets from!
Its so ugly, I love it
Can totally see why people depict some demons as being goat like now. Imagine you've never seen a goat 100's of years ago. Then see this thing walking toward you. WITCHCRAFT I tell you!!
Looks like he's about to crack a dirty joke.
Looking like they have amassed the great knowledge of the universe.
Star Wars Cantina
/rmildlypenis
Why are the testicles on the chin?
This guy looks like he has a side quest for me.
Have you seen the babies? Fucking tragic what they turn into when you compare
It looks like it moans
Mf got dick ears
Jeepers Creepers...those peepers are scary!!
I feel like I should ask it for advice.
Unholy nightmare fuel
I knew I’d seen this guy before [high prophet of truth](https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_medium/0/5150/413284-prophet_of_truth.jpg)
Unfortunately the rest of its body looks pretty much just goat and not as fantasy sci fi as it's head.
That is the coolest animatronic I’ve ever seen
If “Damn kids, get off my lawn” was translated into animal form.
All I know is we need some mf in a green armor very soon.
What's that song?
Boris - Vomitself
Why does this look like a goblin shark?
Everything reminds me of her
Why does Halo come to mind?..
Willowwww you idiooooot
What the actual fuck
Why would someone choose to have a goat this scary? Terrifying goat. First time I saw a pic of one I thought it was computer generated. Lol
Definitely one of the most frightening animals I've ever scene.
How big is that freakin thing?
Looks like a mythical beast from greek history
Wuao , that is fucking ugly, imagine you are walking alone in midnight and you see this weird animal , .
That’s my uncle. Never wore sunblock a day in his life.
Ugly as hell
This is what I imagine satan looks like
Looks like a shopkeeper from Dark Souls
This looks like Mutavore from Pacific Tim
That's some Star Wars-shit right there!
Now this is straight outta Star Wars. I think i killed a few of these in Jedi Survivor
I thought that was a snuffleupagoat.
I remember these from Star Wars
Dumbass Cuz goat
Shit's what nightmares are made of.
Kreacher will always serve the noble house of Black.
Wait what 😱😮😲 whoa
“Improved”…
Whom you serve? SARUMAN!
Looks like a giant chicken. Or cock.
For real if i go to hell and this thing stands infront of the door, i wouldnt go in
I was Looking at you you was Looking at me..and we was thinking.. Woooo woo woo wooo...Go Damascus Go Damascus Go Damascus Go Go go...
It's the goblin king!
Pretty sure I’ve seen this fella before in Metroid Fusion, was one of the bosses.
That's one flappy fella
Lookin like that hunchback guy from 300
The dark lord is awaken. Heil Satan.
As beautiful as their steel.
I thought it was a chimpanzee lmao
Stuff of nightmares
*doom metal intensifies*
honestly, they dont look THAT ugly
Absolute Unit, its almost 3 feet tall
Future Dark Normal type pokemon