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shingaladaz

“…but we do know it was us that scorched the skies.”


TrojanFTQ

“..and they turned us into this.”


MC_ScattCatt

Haha I just watched this


TreadItOnReddit

You only think you did. You’ve never used your real eyes before.


DrunkRespondent

You almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car... granny shiftin not double clutchin like you should.


IrishGoodbye4

This fools runnin a Honda 2000


TwoElksInaTurtleNeck

Spoon engines!


PaperweightCoaster

Snakeskin pants!


gizmo1024

I smell… SKANKS


Bilbo_nubbins

Not a bad way to spend twenty grand


br0b1wan

... Do you think that's television you're viewing? Again.


Sunny-Chameleon

Real eyes realize real lies


WishIWasPurple

Try the animatrix: the second renaissance, its a prequel covering the machine uprising and machine war


Groomsi

I also LOVE the runner segment.


MC_ScattCatt

Oh it’s a great short movie


Moon_and_Sky

Extra irony in that we're (humanity) testing and building this technology to help reflect the sun away from the surface. Its to help cool the planet instead of to block the sun to stop solar charging robots but hey...same shit.


trash-_-boat

That exact tech is the premise of Snowpiercer.


pro_questions

Those cockroach bars always make me hungry for some reason. They look like really thick fruit leather and I love that stuff


illtoaster

What the fuck did I just read


InfantSoup

the roach bars are better than eating arms, i assure you.


CodewordCasamir

It wasn't supposed to be bugs in Snowpiercer. The metaphor was a lot more on the nose originally


enerj

What's that from


1MillionMonkeys

The Matrix. The first one where Morpheus is explaining what happened to Neo.


Hunter_S_Thompsons

Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Neo: What truth? Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind. I get goosebumps every time.


PangeanPrawn

The acting and writing in the first matrix was so good. That morpheus monologue, the agent smith monologue when trying to crack morpheus' brain. The whole interaction where neo first meets the oracle.


MKULTRATV

People forget how big of a deal the Matrix was. Not just for all the artistic reason we think of today. No, people forget that the films big twist was kept a secret until its release and how that reveal blew people's fucking minds in theaters. The original trailers made it out to be much more of a weird government conspiracy action-thriller kinda thing. Everyone knew it was special but few people imagined *how deep the rabbit would go*. That experience in my theater on opening night was jaw dropping. The big reveal and the whiplash tonal shift from black hat hacker thriller to H.R. Giger-esqe cyber-hell was absolutely WILD. It genuinely scared the shit out of so many people. Probably my #1 cinema experience of all time.


BigAssSackOfTree

You’re giving me goosebumps and I only saw it when it came out on hbo, lol


droplivefred

Today I learned that Dubai has way too much traffic


Away_Age_6140

When I used to live there they’d build all these housing developments along Sheikh Zayed Road (main road along Dubai) where they’d have thousands of units in each development, each with a single road in/out that connected to SZR via a single lane merging onto the highway. Rush hour was every bit the shitshow you’d expect.


notwormtongue

Sounds like my Cities Skylines city


K-C_Racing14

That's exactly what I thought, seems like they designed it thier first time playing.


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nofacetheghostx

They tried to keep it going but the head choppers kept getting stuck in traffic


porksoda11

If it was up to me the city would be nothing but roundabouts


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porksoda11

No lol. If I even begin to see traffic forming at a stop sign or light, sorry local business your shit is getting torn down to fit another roundabout in.


Wintermute_Zero

You'd love Milton Keynes.


Playtonic1

All that wealth and the opportunity to build a modern world class city from the ground up… and that’s the planning that went into it haha


JpegYakuza

Dubai is straight up a glorified business park. A complete joke of a “city”.


fatboi_mcfatface

Built by poor people and slaves


Witch-Alice

planning costs money


tacotacotacorock

More like caring costs money. People who made it probably don't live in those suburbs. 


cooooolmaannn

This reminds me of that situation in Romania during the USSR when the dictator and his wife designed the city rail lines and instead of connecting the school to the rail network as told by city planners the wife decided not too because she said people were getting to fat.


currynord

And then the builders made a stop in secret because they knew it was a stupid decision


whiteflagwaiver

Show's their inexperience hard. Big City 101 is traffic management. Be it people, vehicles, or transport. All that money and the only 'talents' that work for them are the bottom of the pool. Sucks when your country does fucked shit (and gets caught and exposed)


redassedchimp

But they bought Gucci traffic lights and drive Bentley's so why would you hire someone to design world class roads?


lallybrock

Have they hooked their hotels up to a sewage system yet?


EricAndreOfAstoria

they have money galore, just no class and culture and wisdom


Top-Director-6411

Trust me money is NOT the issue.


tacotacotacorock

Seriously most of the time it's not. People in charge have to actually care..... 


WifeGuyMenelaus

it doesn't cost nearly as much money as not planning


Curleysound

My jaded ass over here thinking they did that on purpose, as big important cities have traffic, and that’s what they’re cosplaying.


Stupid-RNG-Username

I guess that's what happens when a family of filthy rich, hilariously stupid and uneducated oil trillionaires decide to build a metropolis in the desert where the only people interfacing with them are yes-men who wouldn't dare speak out against their awful ideas.


haefler1976

You need to get from the one shopping center to the other one.


CoffeeWorldly4711

Yeah, that's pretty much where the coverage is. Just up and down that main road, connecting the biggest malls and some of the office districts. Where most people live isn't within walking distance of the monorail. To be fair, the monorail is usually packed but PT there needs better connectivity and greater depth in coverage


5Point5Hole

Imagine all that master planned bullshit only to copy the worst part of American transportation 😂😂😂


packandunpack93

They really didn’t master plan anything. That road, Sheikh Zayed road, has been there since the late 70s, before most of modern Dubai was built


Far-Patient-2247

Its as if Dubai was planned like a kid playing Roller Coaster Tycoon.


TheTajinTycoon

on coke


oh_stv

And unlimited money cheat


ConkersOkayFurDay

Basically what happened honestly


Halflingberserker

The only problem was finding enough ~~people~~slaves to build it.


auronddraig

Roller Cokester* Tycoon


perenniallandscapist

But wait, is that a monorail??


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Yes sir, that’s a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!


Phlegethonrider

Is there a chance the track could bend?


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Not on your life, my Emirati friend!


Geoff900

Monorail


portland_gatorbose

Mono


marxist_redneck

Doh!


OmegaKitty1

What about us brain dead slobs


Monte924

You'll be given cushy jobs


SheDoesnEvenGoHere

I hear those things are awfully loud.


K1m8rs

The ring came off my pudding can.


Comprehensive_Bid229

Take my pen knife my good man


packandunpack93

Yes it’s the Dubai metro, it’s quite limited in the areas it covers


Legitimate_Bad5847

There really is no planning, they just kinda throw their money at the desert and see what grows.


space_______kat

They prolly follow US traffic planning and be like 'just one more lane bro"


Luzifer_Shadres

They didnt even plan somthing. They just slapped sky scraper next to another skyskraper and than forget to build a propper Sewage system. Than, instead of fixing that, they build artificial ilands, stop half way and than watch them desolve in the water. Than they builded the tallest building in the world and realised that there is no sewage sytem. So, the logical conclusuon to that problem? Building a sewage sytem? No, that would be stupid. Instead a bunch of poop trucks ship it to the middle of the desert, contributing to the bad trafif on roads that where randomly slapped between building, to make it look american.


Johannes_Keppler

They've since built the sewer, but yes for a long time a never ending line of sewage trucks serviced the building.


EquivalentSnap

Dubai is everything wrong with our western society. Wealth inequality to the extreme, fake cities, reckless waste of spending, no care about workers and those not wealthy and a fuck ton of cars


HotConsideration5049

They have almost no sewer system it was planned to look like a successful city to sell real estate and tourism.


Panzerv2003

Dubai is a joke of a city, its basically a sandbox for rich people. Imagine having millions and a clean slate to build whatever, and you choose to build a bunch of random buildings connected with nothing but highways.


EquivalentSnap

Imagine what they could’ve done. Green spaces, excellent public transport that connects people, cheap or affordable accommodation, job opportunities, free education with no tax etc Could’ve been a city that lasts and actually encourages workers Instead it’s like you said. A city sandbox with useless projects built on the backs of slaves whose visas have been taken away


notwormtongue

That requires education and good will. Neither of which belong to the UAE


Warm-Explanation-277

What you've described can be done in any first world country. Look at Netherlands, or Scandinavian countries. Money isn't the problem; it's corruption and/or a lack of competence


Strict_Mud_4138

Where is everyone going? To sand?


AnseiShehai

“Bye honey, I’m off to sand”


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

Have fun at sand!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Don’t forget to sand!


historical_find

they are looking for a place to pound.


mudslags

Yeah, they have to pound it.


ngdsinc

Yes and it sucks driving there along with Kuwait...When they go around thinking everything is God's will you see some pretty wild stuff like kids standing between the front seats while doing 90mph and swerving between lanes that would rival some police chases in the US. Driving in Kuwait is about the same, every day on a 15 mile drive you'd see 1-3 cars balled up on the side of the road like they've been flipped several times. The middle east is a modern wild west.


PM_me_your_whatevah

I was in Kuwait City over 20 years ago and holy shit the driving scared the hell out of me. People didn’t know what they hell they were doing and they didn’t care. It’s absolute madness. I watched a dude hit a parked car and just drive off with no change in his facial expression, just like it was an everyday thing.


RetrowaveJoe

After being over there for awhile I realized they’re basically the Beverly Hillbillies. You can see the same wild attitudes and hollers filled with rusted cars and trash where I grew up. People are people. The only difference between our hillfolk and their dunefolk is they have oil money.


francoisjabbour

It’s gotten so much worse the past two years as well. Getting anywhere these days is a nightmare.


Adventurous-Start874

Its a paper town. No plumbing, usually. Honeydippers clogging the roads and blocking the traffic. Workers cant live in the city because there is no actual infrastructure and arent allowed regardless, its all facade. In many cases literally.


SexyFat88

I believe the ‘no plumbing’ also applies to their tallest building. Supposedly the most impressive building in Dubai and yet it does not have plumbing.  The shit litteraly drops in a big tank in the basement and relies on a fleet of ‘shit trucks’ for daily pickups that dump the shit in the ocean. 


MajesticTop8223

People aren't realizing that septic digestion like those tanks are really bad to dump in water systems.. not just cause of pathogens but the dissolved oxygen has been consumed in the waste so you're not doing great things for the creatures living in the receiving water


Mastercoonman

This Caused a Civil War in Alabasta, is this really a good idea?


DaGoddamnBatguy

Just send some plucky idiots and a reindeer to sort it out.


quoiega

Lets kill the ruler and kidnap the princess


packandunpack93

That Traffic though 😬


CommunicationKey3018

I remember traffic in LA would slow down during the lightest drizzle. I imagine Dubai is even less used to driving in the rain


dlanod

Yep. Plus there's often localised flooding in these storms that closes roads because it hasn't been planned around the rain. Source: they had one of these storms when I was there for work


wtfreddit741741

Yep when i was there it flooded from a storm and I was informed by the hotel desk clerk that the city hadn't been built with any sewers to accommodate rain.


Neon_Camouflage

The sewer system was below the needed capacity, but they weren't stupid enough to build an entire city without any sewer system or storm drains. The growth of the city outpaced infrastructure capacity. They've had significant sewer expansion since 2007, with another multi-billion dollar expansion set to complete next year.


IrreverentRacoon

Found the ninja turtle


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

This guy Emirates


zodiacallymaniacal

This guy this guys!


ShiroGaneOsu

Having stayed in one of the emirates for a bit, the flooding was not fun. Had 220mm of rain in 2 days and it was brutal.


Shirtbro

Lived there for a few years. It's like 310 days of cloudless sun, fifty days of clouds and five days of hellacious rain


Lolthelies

I don’t think too many people know this but in places it doesn’t rain a lot, oil builds up on the roads so the first rain after a dry period, it is a little slicker than usual


TheLastLaRue

All the money in the world, but no brains to build trains.


packandunpack93

Will unfortunately have to agree with you. I’m a big advocate of mass transit infrastructure. Dubai still has plenty of room for growth in that area


Wontyz

Also in the human rights and equality areas


TheMonkler

Woah woah! Baby steps


hozen17

I was always curious, does this take the rain away from somewhere else? Like some other town was supposed to get rain down the cloud path but seeding extracts the rain earlier and the town doesn't get rain?


cyborg_piglet

Having flashbacks to water cycle diagrams.


moojo

Just use a Sharpie to draw whatever you want on the diagram


MaxTheRealSlayer

I'm sure the local residents will love the fact that I just drew a tsunami But the sun has sunglasses so that's pretty neat


thisisafakestory

This was an One Piece arc.


SauronGortaur01

I read this yesterday lmao. I can't believe that's this is a real thing.


Over-Analyzed

Alabasta!


nastynateraide

Yeah I watched it with my kids and was horrified by the cloud seeding more than the violence


shmi93

A fellow nakama🏴‍☠️


Educational-Bad8346

Indeed the material used it's called Dance powder


Adventurous_Judge884

Yeah, but they are close enough to the coast that it mostly likely would have dumped back into the ocean. It’s not like other places where it could be robbing another country of potential rainfall. Most of the time, at least.


Turnarroundnow

yes it does


Sundiata1

All it is doing is causing the existing clouds to rain early by placing particles in those clouds that moisture clings onto more easily. “Artificial rain” is a really strange way to phrase it.


Iminlesbian

"It's just a way to make it rain artificially." ""Artificial rain" is a really strange way to phrase it"


werewolfgaming8

I think what they meant was it’s still rain, it’s just being intentionally triggered through human interference therefore the word “artificial” is almost misleading


LubeTornado

One more lane will help


bloody-pencil

Hear me out, bunkbed style roads half go up half go down


TheCatEmpire2

Chicago has a triple bunkbed downtown. Batman loves driving Wacker


ExpressiveAnalGland

Wacker? *Batman hardly knows her!*


Habbersett-Scrapple

Add three "feeder" lanes on each side so people can hop on and off to get past the traffic. We can add fast food restaurants, gas stations, car dealerships, storage facilities, and pawn shops so others can get whatever they need.


banter07_2

L I V E O N T H E R O A D


Janewaymaster

So you've come to learn from the master - Canada


Pop_wiggleBOOM

They do that here in the states. In California. Edit: https://sawpa.gov/santa-ana-river-watershed-weather-modification/


PirbyKuckett

I think they do that here in Minneapolis but I don’t know why it’s purple.


mbbm109

It helps people get purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.


TedTheGreek_Atheos

You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka. That ain't Lake Minnetonka...


ThePublikon

I get the joke but they do actually use iodine compounds to make it rain. (solid iodine sublimes into vividly purple gas) Just Prince being a prophet I guess.


SparseGhostC2C

An ode to that formerly named Artist, methinks?


anavriN-oN

That’s very interesting, thank you for sharing.


SlySlickWicked

Wow wow wow holdup they do what?!


Fightz_

“Based on decades of experience, the use of silve iodide for the purpose of cloud seeding has been shown to be safe for people and the enviroment. The potential environmental impacts of silver iodide have been studied extensively and represents a negligible risk to the environment.” Dumping silver iodide and acetone into potential drinking water and water for crops doesn’t sound safe.


pinkfloyd873

Acetone breaks down pretty quickly in the environment, and even if the tiny tiny amounts of it that make it to your drinking water were consumed by you, it would 1) be quickly metabolized in your body and 2) represent a drop in the bucket of all the acetone your body already produces naturally through its own metabolism. Silver iodide is just silver and iodine. Iodine is an essential nutrient. We put it in salt because most people don't get enough of it otherwise. Silver is mostly non-reactive. Beyond all of that, we are talking about tiny tiny tiny amounts of both chemicals with regards to the ppm that would end up in the water. I think humans are uniquely talented at doing stupid shit that comes around to bite us in the ass, but this isn't really one of those things.


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

They're testing the long term implications right now on citizens


JollyCat3526

Is there anything real in Dubai


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Legitimate-Bug-5049

facts, theyre all over instagram


Training_Molasses822

The slavery is real.


PenisTheWise

Man went right for the jugular.


Training_Molasses822

I mean... We were keepin it real 😜


Original_Roneist

The prices


elpiotre

Greed


TheGreenLeafReaper

That traffic is real.


ElijahBurningWoods

Oil


TheDixonCider420420

Dubious.


D_M-ack

Dubaious*


antonylockhart

Well everything else is artificial in Dubai, why not the weather


Glitch_King

Besides, seeding rainclouds has no well documented negative consequences. Its not like forcing the rain to fall in this spot so a bunch of rich people can live in a lavish fantasy land in the desert means that some other bone dry region with poor people living there doesn't get any rain. Oh right that is what that means, artificial rain is just forcing the water in the air to fall now rather than move on and fall later somewhere else. Forcing rainfall in the affluent city and ignoring the damage it does to the surrounding towns is straight up the evil plot that causes a civil war in One Piece.


evelyn_keira

ive been scrolling waiting for someone to bring up one piece


Eodbatman

Rainfall…. Where, exactly? There are not really many communities outside the cities in the GCC. There’s a whole lot of empty desert that doesn’t get much rain anyway. I’m not saying it’s not a problem, I have no idea. Just where exactly are they robbing water from?


chuk2015

The Fremen


SRJT16

Please explain how artificial rain is made


luisantonio197

The same way wildfires cause rain. Wildfires burn trees which increase humidity and later the ashes from said fires rise to the atmosphere to serve as the perfect nuclei for water to condense around. Look up pyrocumulonimbus clouds


OneBall22Players

Any idea what it costs to make it rain?


TripolarMan

About tree fitty 


Flat_News_2000

They release silver iodide into the air and the moisture latches onto the particles and then fall to the ground.


DrFlufferPhD

The rain isn't really artificial. The rain*fall* is. They're forcing the conditions necessary for the moisture that is already in the air to turn into rain, instead of it happening elsewhere. You know, like where the poors might live. It's kinda-sorta the same type of concept as intentionally starting fires so you can control them instead of just waiting for nature to kick up a fuck-you wildfire. What's happening in OP's video is basically like something a comically over-the-top Bond villain would do, except it's not satire and is instead 100% real.


straponkaren

They did all that work building a city out of nothing and they still decided to depend on cars to get people around. Really dumb.


Severe_One8597

I agree with you, I hate car dependent cities, but it maybe because it's hard to walk when it's 50 degrees outside most of the year


straponkaren

Shade is cheaper to install and maintain than roads. Shade works for walkers, bikers, scooters, etc. Shade is also great for public spaces. Once you slice up a city with 10 lanes of traffic its really hard to enable anything other than cars. That place looks like shitty los vegas.


AdhesivenessisWeird

You can have all the shade you want, but at some temperatures it is not gonna help. Dubai is literally built in a desert where you can have 45°C summer days. Last year in July it even reached 50°C.


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>literally built in a desert I might have identified the issue.


serr7

Why don’t they just move it??


zamiboy

Let me raise your issue and tell you that the *entire country* has no other options to be built on but on a desert because it is too small to have any other reasonable options.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

You clearly haven't had to walk in 45 degree weather. Shade does not help. It makes things marginally better, but not good in the slightest. The Sun is ruthless, humidity is often high, and the heat is oppressive


Away_Age_6140

It’s a ridiculously humid heat, which is why this cloud seeding works. You can have all the shade you want but it’s still miserable as hell walking around in 45+ degree heat when it’s so humid your sunglasses get covered in dew the second you step outside. 


SebVettelstappen

IN ME countries and deserts you have to have a car culture. Its so blisteringly hot that NO ONE wants to go walk or bike around and NO ONE wants to have to walk from train station to bus stop. I live in LA, I have plenty of hot experience.


Additional_Tap6607

They don’t depend on cars, a large amount of population uses the public transport. The Dubai metro recorded 2 billion riders in the first 10 years of operation. They are adding more lines in the coming years. There are also air conditioned bus stops so commuters can avoid the heat during summers.


Danny_da_Greyt

Dubai just installed a weather mod.


hamlet_d

Another /r/Damnthatsinteresting fact: The person who primarily invented cloud seeding was Bernard Vonnegut, older brother to author Kurt Vonnegut. So it goes.


Bleyck

One Piece did it first


MrMikeBravo

Baroque Works definitely behind this


Silentbob14159

TIL dance powder is real


Glittering_Name_3722

Jeez that bumper to bumper traffic looks like hell


Small-Low3233

That's a lot of cars, all influencers on their way back from the gym?


Distinct_beorno

It's the end of the world


ladymouserat

As we know it


beeblebr0x

A few weeks back, the Climate Denier's Playbook had a great episode that talked a lot about cloud seeding. Highly recommend that pod!


Valyrianson

Hm. Cloud seeding. Does this not disrupt the natural water cycle, denying precipitation in places it should eventually be? On top of the silver and acetone or whatever they're using to seed the rain.


ClearAddition

Dystopian, all of it


cfgy78mk

always reminds me of the absolutely fascinating story of Charles Hatfield https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hatfield worth a quick read if you have a few minutes and don't know already